#helllllppp

[maned-dog]

Very fun listening to my entire family celebrating trumps new transphobic and homophobic policies soooooo funnnnn

[brnitzu]

No thoughts.

Head empty.

Just Rando and Sigma happy and safe, together somewhere away from the Decay of Angels and Port Mafia💜

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!

[bladethrowsshade]

yall have that one ship u lowkey hate in the fandom but everyone loves it

[the-crime-of-silliness]

MY SISTER IS MEETING ALLEN CUMMING AT THIS EVENT IN MY CITY SOON AND SHE KEEPS JOKING ABT OUTING ME AS A FLOOP FANGIRL AND I HAVE TO BE LIKE "IF YOU DO THAT I WILL LITERALLY BITE YOU ISTG" HWOIHOIFHWOIH#OIRJ#WIPJ

[dojosapproach]

[antl3rz]

Bro.. WTF Nil doing in my trash yall…

@hauntedbirchgrove WHY ARE YOU DIGGING IN MY TRASH 😡😡

[marellaredeks]

Thinking about the idea of Della and Terik being twins and the idea that Terik lied about his ability and how those things go hand in hand.

Like he lied not because it would ruin his life but because it would ruin his sisters, and even if they fought and bickered, he couldn't do that to her.

They keep their distance as adults. So people forget about it, forget they're twins.

And they keep their distance as adults because Della knows what he did, and she'd rather be miserable, hardly speaking to him than ruin his life like that. She couldn't do that to him.

[catfishofoldin99colours]

djjjjaw it Says Something that the roommate here asking to talk to me makes me the kind of jelly-legged anxious that talking to my parents usually does

[bluetooththereptile]

Pookiiieee POOOKIEEEE ARE YOU ALIVEEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Pookie is dyingggg helllllppp😭

[wally-darling-hyperfixation]

Helllllppp!!!!!!

I need fictional men that people think are hot or attractive. I ran out of characters to read

[trans-yllz]

HELLLLLPPP you saying that as a teacher about the cloud recesses arc is so funny. ben what would YOU have done in lqrs place

AMHSMSHKDBSKDN

ahem *puts on my teacher ben voice* first of all we have Got to get nie huaisang and wei wuxian some fidgets, and those boys Cannot sit next to each other in class. no matter what, they are going to chat unless you move them. wei wuxian and jiang cheng probably shouldn't be near each other either honestly. wei wuxian needs to be given a leadership role to Give Him Something To Do. he wants to be important and show he's smart. you gotta make that useful to you. a conversation Without accusation also might be helpful? like how can I help you be successful my guy. lan wangji inversely maybe needs a Break from his leadership role. if it's distracting rather than helpful there are consequences for that. and the jiang disciples gossiping about jin guangyao in the back of class? absolutely not tolerated, go apologize and explain to me why that's unkind

I work in nature education so I'm biased but like.... this whole sitting in a classroom listening thing is not working. can we go on a walk or something? do a craft? and where's the inquiry! let's ask some questions! get that conversation flowing! tell someone next to you how you think this rule is applied in real life or something damn! of course the kids from outside of the lan sect can't pay attention, this isn't their natural teaching environment!

[fawnsflowerbed]

I am not built for an exam room!! I am supposed to be frolicking through a field and writing about fucking and cuddling old men!!! HELLLLLPPP

[maxemilianver]

HELLLLLPPP they fumbled so bad

[ask-steven-stevenson]

here goes nothing!!

*teleports Steven to the flipside*

{WEHRGE THE FUCK IS HE. HELLLLLPPP)

[the-sleepy-succubus]

It's not even 10 am I have things to do today and all o can think about is getting my vibe, filling my ass and losing my mind 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 helllllppp

[fapper]

Yall its 2:46 rn they said the first train is at 3:30am but idknt knwo man im just gonna wait it out the airport opens at 4:40am so 2 more hours for me to sleep but i CANT BECAUSE SOMEBODY COULD FUCKING ROB ME HELLLLLPPP