#HELL FUCKING YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

[2ws2ls]

SHIVER VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[joffyworld]

PARALLELISM MY BABYGIRL AHHHHHH

HOWD I FORGET TO POST THESE ONES

i ended yesterdays stream with some good ol narilamb :3c

[chamomiletealeaf]

Follow up of the Alone mission:

Ghost and Johnny fucking you in the truck

HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅

This turned way way longer than intended but enjoy this straight up porn 🙏😭

Warnings: afab! fem reader, tiniest bit of angst at the beginning, pervy Simon and Johnny, tit play, nipple play, threesome, eiffel tower position, dacryphilia, creampie, oral f! receiving, oral m! receiving, spanking, face slapping

Tensions and adrenaline were high. You and Simon waited for Johnny at the church and finally escaped with him in some truck you found.

It was scary. When Johnny didn’t answer over comms you automatically assumed the worst. You and Simon looking at each other eyes wide waiting for his response. You began to panic, gripping Simon’s bicep in anticipation and you both let out the breaths you were holding in when you finally heard his voice.

He managed to make it out alive. He made it back to you two… alive… You were all soaking wet from the rain, but none of you even noticed given the circumstances.

And as you sat in the backseat, Johnny in the passenger seat, and Simon driving away to safety, you finally let your guard down a little bit.

You leaned forward in the middle console and placed a hand on Johnny’s cheek, rubbing your thumb over his cheekbone, tears of pure joy starting to fill your eyes.

“You ok lass?” Johnny asks as he takes your hand.

“Yeah. I’m just, happy you’re ok.” You say with a smile, taking in the moment that he’s real. He’s there with you. And he’s ok.

“Oh bonnie.” He laughs. “It’s gonna take much more than sneaking past a bunch of eejits to lose me.” He reassures you and you laugh.

After about 10 minutes into the drive or so, going god knows where, you all start to feel the weight of your wet clothes, as well as the coldness.

You notice how the soaking wet pants on Johnny and Simon cling to their thick cocks, giving you a perfect outline of just how big they are.

You shift in your seat, blushing, and try to avert your eyes.

Under your tac vest, which was getting pretty heavy from the water absorbed by it, so you take it off, was a white T-shirt that had nothing under it.

You weren’t wearing a bra since you didn’t expect to be thrown into an emergency mission and didn’t have time to do anything other than throw on your tac vest and other gear.

Your T- shirt, sopping wet, clings to your chest showing off your nipples that have hardened from the cold.

You don’t notice it at first, until you catch Simon looking at you through the rearview mirror making him swerve a little. He wasn’t looking at your eyes though. And that’s when you look down and see just how exposed you are.

“Fuck.” You whisper to yourself and cross your arms to hide them.

Simon clears his throat to ease the awkwardness between you two and announces that the truck is going to run out of gas.

“Fuckin’ ‘ell.” Simon says, and you and Johnny look at him.

“What is it?” You ask.

“Fuckin’ trucks nearly empty. Thank god we’re in a remote area. It’s safe enough to wait here until Price can meet us.” He states, and Johnny sighs.

There was nothing for miles where you were, and it was better to be stranded here than in another Shadow infested neighborhood. Base was still a long ways to go anyway.

Simon pulls the truck over onto a shoulder of the road by some bushes to keep the vehicle somewhat hidden.

“This should do for now.” And he contacts Price on comms letting him know where they are.

“Price is on his way with Laswell. Give or take an hour or so.” Simon says and you sit in silence for a moment.

“It’s fuckin’ cold as hell.” You say shivering, trying to find something to say to lighten the mood.

“Me fucking too. Think I might come back there with you lass. Body heat might do us good.” Johnny says with a smirk and winces trying to get over the center console into the back with you and you giggle.

Simon watches you two make light of the situation and how your arms are still crossed as Johnny playfully snuggles up into your side.

“Fuck might as well.” Simon mumbles as he gets out the truck and moves into the back with you two.

You’re now soaking wet, in the middle of nowhere at night, in a truck with two big, thick, beefy men who are also soaked to the bone.

To anyone else, this may seem like their worst nightmare. But to you? This was heaven.

“Aren’t you two gonna take those off? It’s probably making the cold worse.” You say, referring to all their soaking wet heavy gear still strapped to their bodies.

Simon just looks at you, really wondering if you really just asked him if he’s gonna take off his gear as if he’s not always on guard.

“You know lass, if you wanted us to take our clothes off you could’ve just asked nicely.” Johnny says with a smirk and you playfully push him with your arm, revealing your bare tits to him through your wet, white shirt.

Johnny notices and his face changes. He’s no longer playful and he looks at you, and then at Simon, who he can tell has a smirk on under his mask.

You notice the energy shift and their eye contact and you get confused.

“What?” You ask them, looking back and forth between them.

“You know, we’ve got a bit of time to kill.” Simon says to the both of you and Johnny smirks.

“Aye, we do. Good thing we have this pretty little thing to keep us company.” Johnny says back and grabs your chin so you look at him.

You squeeze your legs together and arch your back a bit as you feel your pussy throb and flood with warmth at the thought of what they’re implying.

Simon laughs darkly at your obvious aroused reaction and he runs a hand up your thigh while he leans in to your ear.

“What do you say love, wanna kill some time?” Simon whispers and you whimper, turning your head back to Simon, but Johnny catches your jaw in his grasp and directs your gaze back to him. It’s then Johnny’s turn to whisper to you as he leans in, hand still grasping your jaw as he brushes his lips against your ear.

“C’mon dollie, might as well, especially when those pretty little nipples of yours look so ready to be played with.” He whispers, the smirk returning to his face when he notices your gasp, then he moves to suck on your neck making you whine.

“Been starin’ at ‘em ever since she got in the car.” Simon says to Johnny.

“So that’s- wh- mm, why we almost crashed then.” You say breathlessly with a smirk, not wanting to seem like you submitted to them so easily.

Simon moves his hand from your thigh up to pinch your nipple making you squeal.

“Oi watch your mouth dovey, or else I’ll have to put it to better use.” He says and you moan.

“C’mon bonnie. Let us play with you hm?” Johnny asks against your neck.

“Mmph. Yeah. Yeah, please. Want you both.” You stutter out, and Johnny smiles against your skin, immediately grabbing your hips and turning you so your back is to Simon and you’re now facing him.

He grabs your legs and yanks off your cargos, wrapping your legs around his waist.

He then attacks your nipple with his mouth, sucking through the stretched out sopping wet T-shirt that’s now see through that’s attempting to cover you.

He brings his other hand to squeeze at your other breast and Simon repositions himself so your back is against his chest.

Simon then lifts his balaclava up just above his nose and places a hand under your jaw, making you tilt your head just enough so he can suck on your neck.

You moan loudly, trying to bite your lip to muffle it.

“Uh-uh, sweetheart. No one out here to hear you but us. Let us hear you.” Simon says, and you let out a loud gasp when Johnny lightly bites at your nipple through your shirt.

Johnny pulls away from your tits and brings his hands up to squeeze them together, making the fabric of your shirt bunch and water gather between your tits, eventually spilling down your chest.

“Fuck me. Look at these bonnie fuckin’ tits. Look so pretty peekin’ through this shirt of yours.” He says right before smushing his face between your tits, lapping at the water dripping down from between them.

Simon stops sucking your neck and grunts.

“Alright mate move, you’ve had your turn.” Simon says and pushes his head away from you with a gloved hand making him huff in protest.

Johnny complies like the good boy he is and moves back to your neck all the way up to your lips where he begins to sloppily make out with you as Simon massages your tits.

His gloved hands feel so nice and rough against your soft tits and he squeezes them, making you arch your back and whimper.

He tweaks your nipples through your shirt before gathering them and jiggling them, wanting to really feel just how heavy or light they are.

“Fuck you’re right Johnny. Such perfect tits.” He says.

Then, Johnny moves down between your legs, biting at your thighs while Simon brings his hand up to your mouth.

“Take it off.” Simon demands, and you bite the edge of his glove allowing him to free his hand from it.

“Good. Other one now.” He says, and you bite the other glove, freeing his other hand.

He tosses the gloves aside and squeezes your tits with his bare hands this time, really getting a chance to feel them.

He bucks his hips and groans involuntarily into your back at the feeling of your nipples and the softness of your skin, even through the t-shirt.

Simon leans down to whisper in your ear.

“Didn’t know you had all this hidin’ under that tac gear this whole time lovey fuck.”

And you squeeze your legs around Johnny’s head at his words.

Johnny moans and moves up to suck at your clit through your panties, soaked from the rain and from your arousal.

“Oh fuck Johnny. Yeah like that.” You moan, and he wraps his arms around your thighs keeping you in place.

But you buck your hips too much, pleasure from Simon groping your tits and whispering to you and Johnny pretty much eating you out through your panties was too much.

“Mm. Keep her still for me aye?” Johnny says, muffled by your pussy against him and Simon moves his hands to grip your hips so tight you know it’ll bruise.

“Yeahh that’s it.” Johnny says, and he moves your panties to the side before he attacks your clit with his tongue, and you try to arch your back but Simon holds you down in place.

Johnny tongue fucks you, shaking his head back and forth and up and down making sure he hits every spot inside and outside of you. Lewd slurping noises fill the truck as well as soft praises from Simon and your panting.

“You gonna cum on Johnny’s face? hm? He must be doing a good job from the way I can feel you tensing. Him acting like a fucking mutt finally did him some good yeah?” Simon teases both of you, which just makes Johnny want to get you off faster.

“Watch it L.T., or I’m not sharing.” Johnny says and Simon just scoffs back.

“Yeah ok Johnny.” He teases with a smirk.

Johnny then slides two fingers into you and finger fucks you at an unrelenting pace just to show Simon he can make you cum.

“Oh- J- Johnny fuck, slow down.” You squeal out, the feeling of him stretching you so quickly being so good.

Instead he curls his fingers, hitting that perfect spot and he begins sucking on your clit again.

You reach down to grab Johnny’s hair and reach back behind your head to grip onto Simon.

“That feel good bunny? You like having Johnny play with your sweet little pussy?” Simon asks, ghosting his lips over your neck and leaving butterfly kisses on your cheek bone.

“Yeah. F-feels so good. Fuck Johnny. I’m- oh my god I’m gonna squirt.”

“Do it lovey, make a mess on Johnny’s face.” Simon says, and Johnny hums in agreement with him, and that’s all it took.

Johnny pumps his fingers into you a few more times as well as a few more licks and sucks to your clit and your legs begin to shake around him.

Your eyes roll back and you let out a squeaky moan as you squirt all on Johnny’s fingers and face, one hand in his hair as you bite your thumb on your other.

Johnny moans as he feels you make a mess all over his face and Simon lets out a multitude of praises.

“Oh fuck that’s it. Yeah. Holy shit, such a perfect pretty little thing. That’s it, cum for Johnny.”

You pulse around Johnny’s fingers and on his tongue as you orgasm and you fall limp letting the aftershocks take over, making your pussy pulse less rhythmically.

“Fuck lass.” Johnny says breathlessly.

“Didn’t think you were a squirter.” He smirks at you and you playfully hit his shoulder.

“Sorry I- I didn’t mean to-” You try and apologize while you catch your breath.

“None of that. That was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.” Johnny reassures and Simon hums in agreement.

“Fuck yeah it was.” Simon says.

“Now on your knees dovey, we’re not done with you yet.” Simon says as he lifts you up by your hips to position you so your ass is pressed against his front, and your face is in front of Johnny’s fully hard cock nearly bursting through his pants.

The space in the back of the truck is tight, and you don’t have much room, but you didn’t mind, being smushed between two thick cocks and all.

Simon rips your panties down from your legs and gives your ass a spank, making you jolt forward, pressing your cheek into Johnny’s covered, hard cock which makes him hiss.

“Here mate, catch.” Simon says before he tosses your panties to Johnny, which he then stuffs in your mouth.

“Such a pretty wee thing she is aye L.T.?” Johnny asks Simon, rubbing his thumb over your open lips stuffed with your own soaked panties.

Simon rubs his hands up and down your back to your ass, giving it three hard smacks making you whine.

Simon laughs at your reaction then says,

“That she is. Such a perfect little fuck doll.” Simon says as he pulls his leaking cock out and smacks it against your ass.

“Fuck. Gonna be in your stomach love.” He says when he thrusts forward pushing his cock up your back to see how far inside you he’s going to be.

He then leans forward and whispers in your ear.

“Is this alright sweets?" He asks before doing anything else, and you press your ass back into him.

"Yes. Please." You whine, voice muffled from the panties in your mouth so you nod your head as well.

"Ooh such a good girl, sayin' please without even being asked." Simon states pleasantly.

Simon then lines himself up with you and slowly starts to stretch you out with his thick length, making the both of you moan.

You grip Johnny's thigh in front of you for leverage as Simon slowly starts to fuck you.

"Fuckkk love, such a tight little pussy. You're fuckin' perfect." He says as he grips your hips, beginning to go faster.

Soon, he's slamming into you from behind and pulling almost all the way out so you can feel every detail of his cock in you, rubbing against your walls perfectly. The damp skin from the rain making the clapping noises louder than normal and both men watch how the water makes your ass shiny.

He speeds up, thrusting you forward into Johnny and he grabs your chin so you look up at him.

You're whining and whimpering despite your panties shoved in your mouth, Simon's cock pounding your pussy just right and Johnny holds your chin in his fingers so he can watch you cry from pleasure.

"Aww look at that. Poor little lass can't take it. That cock feels too good hm? Look so pretty crying like that. Such a wee pretty thing." Johnny coos at you as he runs his thumb over your lips again spread apart from your panties stuffed between them.

Then, Johnny grabs your hair and smushes your face against his erection, cheek squishing against him harder pushing you forward each time Simon thrusts into you.

"Yeah feel that? You ready for my fat cock? See what you do to me lass?" Johnny says, rutting against your cheek and Simon delivers a few smacks to your ass and grunts each time you squeeze around him.

Johnny unbuttons his tac pants and pulls them down just enough to see his bulge through his boxers and he pulls your cheek against it by your hair as he continues to rut against you.

"Fuck lass, could cum just from that cute little face rubbin' against my cock like that." Johnny pants out, still holding your hair and you let out a muffled whine making both men laugh.

"Fuck listen to that little snatch take that cock. Such a greedy pussy." Simon says as you hear the lewd, wet plapping noises coming from your pussy every time Simon thrusts, his balls slapping your clit and his thighs hitting into the backs of yours.

"Fuck bunny you're drippin' all over me." Simon says exasperated.

Your eyes have been unfocused this whole time from the pleasure and Johnny takes your panties out of you mouth and throws it back to Simon, where he pockets it in his tac pants. Johnny then takes his cock out, and gives it a few strokes before tapping it against your lips.

"C'mon dollie, open up. Time to fill that pretty little mouth with somethin' better." He says with a smirk and you oblige.

You take Johnny in your mouth and your eyes roll back at his warmth and size, his weight against your tongue so much better than you could've ever imagined.

You moan around him and lazily suck him off, drifting away from Simon fucking you so good and Johnny's cock in your mouth.

"Ah-ah." Johnny lightly smacks your cheek a few times to get your attention back.

"Eyes on me. Wanna see you suck me off." He says and you moan, liking being slapped by him.

"Fuck Johnny do that to her again. Made her clench so fucking hard." Simon whimpers from behind you gripping onto your hips and leaning over you a bit.

"Yeah? You like getting slapped around?" Johnny asks as begins to thrust into your mouth making you gag, making both men moan from the sensation it gave them.

Johnny then starts to thrust into your mouth as ruthlessly as Simon is, abusing your soaking swollen cunt and your drooling mouth.

Johnny slaps your face again and you moan around him, clenching around Simon again as your eyes roll back.

"What a perfect little fuck toy. Letting me slap her around however I want. So fucking good." Johnny moans out.

"Fuck I'm gonna cum lovey. Let me fill this sweet little pussy up. Need to fill up this cute little cunt." Simon pants in your ear, now leaning his chest on your back, one hand holding him up and the other rubbing your clit.

Johnny face fucks you harder, one hand in your hair and the other squeezing your cheeks together as he fucks your face, using you as a fleshlight.

You cross your eyes and roll them back from the pleasure, letting out muffled "mm hms" encouraging the men to keep fucking you and also letting them know how close you are.

"Fuck I'm gonna fill this pretty little mouth of yours. You want that? Both of us to fill you up hm? Creampie you from both ends? C'mon do it. Cum for us and then you'll get it dollie." Johnny says and you do.

For the second time that night your pussy contracts harder than before making Simon whimper and it almost hurts how tight you're throbbing around him. You moan around Johnny's cock as he continues to face fuck you and Simon's hips start to stutter. You feel so euphoric you can barely hold yourself up as your whole body convulses with one of the best orgasms you've ever had.

"Fuck that's it. Milk me with that fucking cunt. I- mmph." Simon says before he's nuzzling his face in the side of your neck, death grip on your hips as he cums inside of you, his cheeks flushing pink from the release and pleasure.

It doesn't take too long for Johnny to cum in your mouth either, and he does so with a grunt and a moan as he spills into your mouth and over his hand, his cum leaking out of your mouth from your cheeks he has squeezed together making a mess over his fingers and your chin.

You all take a seconds to come back from your highs, and situate yourselves in a more comfortable position in the back seat.

"Fuck. That was.." Johnny says.

"Not long enough." Simon finishes his sentences with a smirk.

"You ok love?" Simon asks and you nod, still wiping your mouth.

"Yeah. I'm good." You smile all fucked out making them laugh at the state they've put you in.

They help you fix your shirt that isn't much of a shirt anymore and put your pants back on.

Just as you all get your clothes back on and situated, you see headlights coming towards you and realize it's Price and Laswell just in time.

And how you three are going to explain your wet panties sticking out of Simon's pocket, is a problem for later when you get back to base.

-

CREDIT TO @captainswhore FOR THIS DELICIOUS IDEA OF JOHNNY GOING FERAL OVER YOU IN A WET WHITE T-SHIRT RAHHHHH

[b1adie]

OH FUCK YESSSS ONE OF MY THEORIES WAS RIGHT HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

SPOILER (screenshots of my theory) DOWN THERE SO DONT CLICK IF UR NOT READY

two of them actually HEHE

I KNEW IT YOU BASTARD

[transbeeduo]

sunny and her baby sibling qbug

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOO whatta hell bug soooo fucking small and holdable so awesome

[joffyworld]

OHHHHHHHHHH EATING THIS UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP OMMGGGGGG

KITTY

I even finally like how he turned out. He looks like the comic book version of himself :D

Kallamar hum

Shamura hum

[yeehawgeek]

liveblogging my reaction to tbb s3 ep 4

“i can see that” so sassy i love her

oh that’s the scene from the trailer

OFC omega wants to go back and free the other prisoners

nala se is like “whhaaatttt the escaped? damn that crazy”

yk what i wouldn’t be mad if they killed nala se off tbh

is crosshair wearing a straight up baseball cap

“i can take out at least half before they know what’s happening” glad to see that omegas confidence from last episode is rubbing off on cross

is omega going to gamble again

omg she is

ofc theres a crowd

fuck off imps

omg omega kick his ass in whatever you’re playing

HE CALLED CROSSHAIR HER DAD

hell yeah baby girl

oh shit they found the ship

“gambling is illegal in these parts” motherfucker YOU were gambling, you’re just salty that a 13 year old kicked your ass

NO WHERES THE PUPPY

ofc the imp snatched her

looks like cross might be infected with morals

he’s so upset about it lmao

aw poor batcher

is there a space elephant there? cause i hear an elephant

fuck off with your fines

OH NO HE KNOWS

oh there are so many critters

that’s beautiful

baby’s second stolen imperial ship

FUCK OFF HEMLOCK

“im headed to a remote location” honey please don’t go to pabu

“it’s been months, we dont know if they’re still ali-“ “they’ll be there”

OMG REUNION

i love big brother wrecker so much

HUNTER

YOU BETTER HUG HER

YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

omg how long has it been since they had cross on their side

oh no hunter looks angry

THATS IT

we better have like a huge argument between wrecker/hunter and crosshair next episode

[leyyvi]

wait whaaaat? you can get a copyright strike on Etsy for fandom stuff? 😟

absolutely :') i've been bonked a few times about it and LUCKILY i'm okay but at any minute someone from the animation studios/representatives of them could come after me for it again. it's a huge risk for anyone who sells on any website for fandom stuff.. even if they have their own website. some of these lawyers will literally do searches of the anime/show names and issue takedowns/warnings.

f*nimation is one of the worst about it, even more so bc they own SO MANY IPS. i haven't had this happen to me personaly but sometimes they can go to the point of issuing fines and/or demanding you destroy the products of those ips... hell they can sue you too. unfortunately, most fanartists don't hold any rights over fanwork so it's always a possibility to get their stuff taken down :( that's why you might see a lot of them not use the character's/anime's actual names

it's even worse with western media too. i wanted to make baldur's gate 3 merchandise but larian studios was like "yeah no don't do that" (mainly bc wotc are fucking CUNTS about this kind of stuff so LOL) even some conventions will ban you from selling specific IPs, and will note your booth if you decide to sell it anyway... it really sucks LOL bc id argue fancontent is the backbone of a lot of media but YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

[thorn-amidst-roses]

Tenya update (sort of)

So, a few sessions back Tenya found out that his husband actually DOES have a Lune (creatures that are made from Fae that Luna basically kidnapped and re-sculpted in the image of their linked Lunar, with the purpose being that they’ll sing to her of their Lunar’s adventures, and grow as their Lunar’s renown grows) - it was long assumed that this was a post-Usurpation development and that the Elders didn’t have Lunes.

Tenya’s met his own (Berandit, a little firebrand satyr who recently settled down and started taking care of the younger Lunes), but it wasn’t until he tried to call on Berandit and basically got a “don’t you dare, I’m with my husband rn” response that he realized Something Was Afoot.

He made an attempt to contact his husband’s Lune, and basically got “yeahhhhhhhhhhh I’m way above your paygrade”, so he convinced his husband to try it.

The Lune did answer, but it’s some kind of fucking 2,000 year old basically demigod of a beast now. Tenya’s just fucking thrilled to see it, but his husband is like “oh god, what the hell, Luna sees me as being something this mighty??” and is having a minor crisis. 🤣

[joffyworld]

HELLL YEAHHHHH YOU COOKED QUANT OMGGGG

Drew @aychama’s Lamb while the voices were whispering in my ear talking about nuts and balls

the silllay sillaaaayyyy sillaay

[smallishmoss]

MY FUCKING GOAT WONNNNNNNN HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 07x16 Out with the Old

“I don’t want to spoil what’s going to happen” so we skipped the intro

“Do they look like ballerinas to you?” “Ok. She’s a real ballerina with the broken in shoes” “OH SHIT. IT”S A SHUFFLE. With the screen and everything” “Is the mop handle going to murder her or what?” “It’s going to twist her legs off” “EXPLOSION. GUTS EVERYWHERE!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHH” laughter

“Holy shit” and laughter

“That was kinda fucked up. And the shoes were still clean” “He’s digging dick” “Did he start smoking? His voice is dropping” making fun of Dean’s deep voice

“Bitch” “Maybe just cut your hand off” “That’s true” laughter

“Sleep on the way because you won’t get any when you’re there” “I would’ve had fun with the rear wheel drive in the snow” “Wasn’t that slush out there?” “I love how they try to light it up like shit on purpose to show it’s a shitty police station, but it’s still white” “Hey it’s Portland” “The force that works” “You just let the kid do homework in the evidence room? Are you kidding me? That’s some bullshit. There’s money and drugs in there” “Here take this evidence bag” “I don’t mean to keep you too busy. Are you ok over there?” “I mean it’s not like there’s any lady cops right?” “Only when they need the extra diversity” “It’s not like they make up 50% of the population or anything” "CLACKETY CLACKETY CLACKETY” “Soarry” “Just carrying evidence out on a stick. Sure” laughter

“They’re trying to do the whole bank thing and buy out the small businesses to make apartments? Welcome to my old neighborhood” “Really?” “He’s shorter than you and he has his hands full. You could have gotten the door for him” “Just long haired creepy looking dude with shoes on a stick” “What’s that reference?” “Oh yeah. Cursed knife” “Is that what it is?” “Pop goes the fingers” “Don’t you want to keep one part of the knife in contact with the board at all times? Isn’t that how that technique works?” “What the fuck” “sure” “This dude is just like sure yeah no worries. He looks a little skeptical” “You do enough pot, it’ll kill you” “Who’s that?” “That’s a gentleman’s magazine. You have some of your own. We bought it for the articles, but I feel like Mr. Yank It didn’t buy it for the articles” “HOLY SHIT. It’s the cylindrical kind. Those don’t really work anymore. The wax is super soft. Is it wax? I don’t remember. That was like two lifetimes ago” “Is he going to kill his mom now? Man, video games are getting really bad these days” laughter

“Right in the fkn neck” “Do they even know what happened? Why aren’t they questioning a strange man in their house” “Just in time for Mr. Yank It” “what the fuck” “dun dun dun”

“Oh it’s a demon thing”

“Those are some skinny ass wheels” “Cursed radio?” “That’s not how you keep your hearing forever. Too many gunshots i guess” “Isn’t that the same thing?” “It’s an old Mac. They tried to cover it up too” “What makes Dean a fudge pop?” “what’s up fudge pop?” “it really isn’t hard to make up a bunch of businesses” “Is he driving to Brokeback mountain? Oh shit. Ride em cowboy” “That’ll keep you awake” “Doesn’t he know?” “Oh they’re leviathan. I forgot about them” “You’re supposed to vouch for Dick” “He’s got his eye on the pie” “how does that make sense” “Wouldn’t that mean there’s a really small dick inside? You gotta talk to it real nice to get it out of its shell” “Isn’t he just bait?” “Yeah, bait” “Tape over the mouth is like the lamest thing ever. Unless you go around the whole head, it falls off” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “That’s a lot of property damage” “Now I’m just confused” “Oh hell yeah” “Not actually dead though” “Something about Dean’s ass and a Christmas present” “Im confused” “That’s the gayest fucking truck” “It’s an S10 Chevy, I think. They should have used the VW rabbit” “He dead” “He’s jerkin’ it” “huh” “I don’t remember any of this shit”

[martinmynster]

WAIT episodes come out on fridays,??????

[oliviapuppiecoded]

AW HELL YEAH ‘MERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈💸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸

𝜗𝜚 ˖°. american!reader⋆.˚⊹

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american!reader moved to london and attends Hogwarts after spending over half her education at Ilvermorny. she hardly goes out of her way to make friends, usually getting through each day with a few casual conversations with whoever. since she comes off as a bit headstrong, many don’t approach her even though they are intrigued by her unfamiliarity. however, once someone gets to know her, she can be quite caring and even timid in private. she finds the UK to be boring, and not suited for her which can be seen by her indifference to practically anything she is shown.

american!reader is very aware of the stares she gets at school when she walks alone but doesn’t care. she appears to have no interest in fitting in, finding more peace in just being herself, although she sometimes wishes to be approached and made friends with first. she isn’t rude to anybody without a reason, being quick-witted and sharp to those who annoy her. she does her schoolwork like anybody else, garnering fine grades that were not expected of her. american!reader can occasionally be found having a quick smoke on the Astronomy Tower. she can’t wait to move back to the States.

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