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franklyshipping · 5 years ago

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Tough Guys Can Laugh ~ A Markiplier Ego Fanfic

Here we have another heckin jazzy prompt which I am VERY excited to write SO LET'S FRIGGIN DOOO THIIIIS!!!

TAGGING: @il-lee-nois and @ed-edlee

Ed Edgar inhaled nervously as a wobbly smile developed on his lips. Right now, he was lying on his back on his bed, shirtless, with his arms high above his head, and nervous giggles already building in his chest. He was about to undergo probably the most gruelling, difficult endurance test of his entire life….at the hands of Illinois. The explorer was smirking as he rolled up his sleeves and moved Ed’s hat out of the way, his eyes twinkling as he looked down at the cowboy.

‘Nervous Eddy?’

Ed pursed his lips at how smug Illinois already sounded, but he was nonchalant in his reply, he wasn’t going to let Illinois think he could affect him with his arrogance.

‘Pfft, nah, I’ve not nothin’ to be nervous about.’

At Ed’s words, Illinois raised a playful eyebrow. He hummed musingly as he strutted over to where the cowboy lay, before crawling onto the bed and slowly straddling him. Illinois knew that when it came to weakening composures, actions always worked better than words. He was right too, because Ed’s face had gone a very cute pink all of a sudden. The explorer smirked.

‘Uh huh, sure.’

Ed glared up at him lightly.

‘Just get on with it!’

Illinois snickered, before picking up his phone. The two men were about to engage in a contest of endurance to see who was the most resilient….against tickling. They were going to take it in turns, one being tickled by the other whilst a timer ran, and they had to last as long as they could without calling out the designated mercy word. When the word is called, the timer stops, the time is noted, and then they swapped roles. Here, Ed was to be on the receiving end first. Illinois had the timer open on his phone, and his thumb hovered over the screen as he locked eyes with Ed, and purred.

‘Alright….three….two….one….aaaand we’re off!’

Illinois started the timer and set his phone down, before forming his hands into the shape of claws and hovering them over Ed’s bare torso threateningly and teasingly.

‘You know, you could just give up now and save yourself from going through this….’

Illinois’ teasiness made Ed shiver and nibble his lip, but he shook his head.

‘H-Hell naw! I can handle it!’

Illinois hummed with gleaming, excited eyes, he was so happy Ed was doing this. Illinois chuckled at Ed’s gasp as he rested his fingers in his armpits, letting his fingertips tease his underarm hair to get the cowboy trembling.

‘Really now?’

Ed tittered and squirmed amidst Illinois’ croons, and kept nibbling his bottom lip to try and distract himself from it all as he replied.

‘Y-Yeheheah….’

Illinois grinned, and started fluttering his fingers in his hollows as he cocked his head down at Ed.

‘You say that….and yet I can already hear those cute giggles of yours….’

Ed spluttered, cheeks going a darker pink as his titters did indeed transition into proper, jumpy giggles.

‘Shuhuhut uhuhup! Stahahap teheheasing!’

Illinois snickered, and decided to suddenly drag all his fingers from Ed’s armpits, down over his ribs meticulously before they reached the dips of Ed’s sides. The explorer’s voice reached a lower register as he replied.

‘I’ll do whatever I damn well like, you’re the one at my mercy after all….’

Ed let out a sudden cackle at the new tickling, arching his back as the dragging, claw-like tickles sent shockwaves through his system that were just downright evil.

‘AHA! YOHOU AHASS!’

Illinois gasped dramatically as he continued his technique, dragging his fingers up and down the length of his torso, from hollows to sides and from sides to hollows over and over again.

‘Oh I’m sorry, does this tickle Eddy? Are you just so ticklish all over that you can’t take it, hm?’

Ed threw his head back with bouncy, giddy laughter as he wriggled about, but he was still determined to remain strong against Illinois’ damn malevolence.

‘IHI CAN TAHAHAKE IHIT IHI CAN TAKE IHIHIT!’

Illinois couldn’t help but chuckle fondly, he just thought Ed was too cute.

‘Yeah? You really think you can take it?’

Ed nodded particularly precious at Illinois’ question….but then squeaked and froze when he felt Illinois’ fingers move and drift very deliberately over his hipbones. Ed couldn’t help the giddy, nervous grin that spread across his face as he looked up at Illinois nervously.

‘I-Ihillinois….d-dohon’t you dare….’

Illinois grinned an utterly feral grin, and locked eyes with the cowboy as he whispered teasingly.

‘Oho Eddy, if there’s anything I’ll always do….it’s dare.’

Illinois set about digging his thumbs into Ed’s hipbones, and the cowboy just became an instant writhing, shrieking mess. His hands flew down to bat at the explorer as Ed’s entire form looked like it was being shocked from all the intense tickling.

‘NAHAHAHA FAHAHACK FAHAHAHAAACK!!’

Illinois chuckled at Ed’s frantic cackles as he carried on tickling, and he purred devilishly.

‘Do you give?’

Now, as evil and intense as this tickling was…Ed was not yet ready to succumb. He was a man of great stamina, so even though the tickling was wild and making him laugh harder and harder every second, he could still somewhat take it. He shook his head, making his hair fly about his face cutely as he replied.

‘NEHEHEVEHER!!’

Illinois narrowed his eyes and growled at his resilience.

‘Are you sure? Do you really want me to bring out the big guns?’

Ed was laughing and snorting as he thrashed, but by the lord he was as ready as he would ever be for whatever Illinois decided to throw at him. He sent Illinois as sassy grin as he replied with as much attitude as he could muster.

‘BIHIHITE MEHE!!’

‘Mm, tempting, but I had a better idea….’

Illinois smirked as he mused, and Ed’s breath hitched in his throat as he watched Illinois suddenly bend down and brush his lips against the bowel of one of his hips. Ed thought for a minute that maybe Illinois was going to bite him….but what actually happened was far more torturous.

‘AAAHHHH YOHOHOU FAHAHAHACK!!!’

Sloppy and haphazard raspberries ran rampant from Illinois’ smug lips, making Ed buck and howl with laughter as his tickle torturer snickered amidst it all.

'You know you have to give in at some point Eddy, and we both know you can’t handle your pretty hips being played with for long….’

Ed had tears in his eyes as Illinois continued his method of torment, and he flushed darkly at the fact that Illinois certainly wasn’t wrong, his hips were such a deadly spot after all. Ed put all his energy into thrashing and wailing to try and distract himself from it all, but his resolve was starting to wane.

‘FAHAHAHACK AHAHAHA NAHAHAT FAHAHAIR!!!’

Illinois sneered and snarled into Ed’s hips as he tortured them. He could feel Ed weakening, he knew he was close to getting Ed to finally say that sweet sign for mercy. Illinois’ voice was rumbling and chill-inducing as he spoke once more.

‘Do you submit?’

Ed threw his head back as he screwed up his bright, red face out of flustered frustration. He wanted so badly to endure for longer, but he had to admit to himself that he’d reached the end of his tether. And, with a mighty, giddy, mirth-filled cry, he finally admitted it to Illinois too.

‘YEHEHEHEHES BLUEBLUEBLUE!!!’

Illinois smiled and immediately had mercy, and stopped the timer on his phone as quick as a flash. Ed gasped and hid his face in his hands, panting as Illinois checked Ed’s final time.

‘Hohow dihid I dohoho?’

Ed peeked through his fingers up at Illinois, making the explorer grin fondly as he replied and showed him the phone screen.

‘Four and a half minutes on the dot, a valiant effort my friend.’

Ed grinned at that, feeling pretty pleased with himself. He ran his hands through his hair as he got the rest of his breath back, but it didn’t take him long before he was focused on Illinois, and smirking.

‘Thanks….now you, shirt off. It’s your turn.’

Illinois snickered with an eye-roll, projecting his aura of confidence as he always did. He leisurely slipped off of Ed before slipping off his shirt and lying on his back as Ed had done, stretching his arms above his head and letting out a soft, relaxed sigh. Ed sat up on his knees and glared down at the explorer, sighing and shaking his head.

‘You’re such a smug little shit.’

Illinois snickered and winked.

‘Why thank you.’

Ed narrowed his eyes down at the smug man….oh he was so going to enjoy breaking him down. He smiled as he carefully straddled Illinois, before taking up the phone and getting ready to start the timer once more. This was going to be fun.

‘Whatever ya say, okay….three….two….one, here we go….’

Illinois took a preparatory breath as Ed set the phone down, getting ready to compose himself. You see, Illinois was under the assumption that Ed was going to do what he did, you know, start teasy and build up the intensity….oh how wrong he was. Illinois had been awaiting tracing, but his eyes widened and squeals flew from his lips when he felt rough, wet raspberries at his waistline.

‘EEEHEHEE! YOHOHOU AHAHASS!’

Ed chuckled with great satisfaction as Illinois cackled and bucked beneath him, and Ed took his sweet, sweet time raspberrying back and forth along the explorer’s waist, making sure not to miss even the slightest inch of sensitive skin. He let his moustache brush Illinois’ skin too as his chuckles and low voice added even more tickly tingles.

‘Ya didn’t really think I was gonna go easy did ya? Damn, you are just too cute….’

Illinois clenched his fists and turned his pink face away, cackling as he squeezed his eyes shut. Okay, perhaps Illinois had underestimated Ed’s ruthless nature, but he was no less determined to still win this thing.

‘FUHUHUCK YOHOU! IHIHI’LL STIHIHILL WIHIN!’

Ed smirked and raised an eyebrow, oh he was going to see about that.

‘Oh really?’

Ed bared his teeth and started dragging them back and forth along the man’s waistline now, making Illinois squeal and splutter at the sudden change. Illinois’ fists hit the bed as he wailed at the technique, Illinois decided he fucking hated teeth now.

‘WOAHHEY-NAHAHAT THAHAHAT YOHOHOU DOHOUCHE!!’

Ed laughed amusedly into Illinois’ skin, and teased gleefully as he nibbled over his belly now.

‘Mmmm you taste so goooood….’

Illinois was just so flustered beyond belief. If it wasn’t already clear, this technique really got to him.

‘NAHAHAHA IHIHI DOHOHO NAHAT!!’

Ed snickered, nibbling sloppily over the explorer’s soft abs now as he growled, just to make it all the more flustering.

‘Oh but you do….so soft and ticklish and delicious….’

Illinois kicked his feet and hurriedly hid his face in his hands, snorting with embarrassment at it all as he whined through his high pitched mirth. Ed was such an evil ass.

‘YOHOHOHOU’RE SOHOHOHO MEHEHEEEAN!!’

Ed laughed, his eyes twinkling because yes damn right he was, and he was proud of it.

‘You know what to say to make it stop, ya can say it wheneeever ya want….’

Ed crooned, moving his teeth to Illinois’ bottommost ribs so he could snarl and nip eagerly. Meanwhile, Illinois was fucking losing it. He had tears in his hazel eyes as he thrashed about, every inch of his skin tingling as his nervous system betrayed him with how sensitive it was. He gritted his teeth though as he yelled out, more to himself than Ed, because his strength was dwindling.

‘NAHAHAHA IHIHIHI WOHOHON’T SAHAY IHIT!!’

Ed smirked, moving his nibbles higher up Illinois’ ribcage as he purred teasingly.

‘Ya sure?’

Illinois arched his back and squealed, but remained stubborn.

‘YEHEHEHEHES!!’

Ed moved higher and higher and higher, teeth scraping and teasing and tickling as he crooned.

‘Ya super duper sure-?’

‘YEHEHEHEHEHES GOHODDAMMIT!!’

Ed smirked and paused his onslaught, making Illinois audibly gasp and tremble. Illinois tentatively looked at Ed….and immediately wished that he hadn’t. Ed was the very image of determination as he purred.

‘Alrighty, if you’re sure….’

Illinois’ eyes widened when Ed grasped his wrists, pinned them above his head, and started sloppily nibbling in one of his hyper-sensitive, hairless hollows. Illinois’ reaction was a number of things. It was loud, it was cute, it was instantaneous, and it was final.

‘AAAEEEE FUHUCKSHITFUCK BLUHUHUE YOHOU MOHOHONSTEHER BLUHUHUUUE!!!’

Ed had mercy and stopped the timer, and the cowboy couldn’t help but giggle at Illinois’ reaction, he’d never seen the explorer so flustered and out of control, it was precious beyond belief.

‘Ohohoho my gahahad thahat was tohoo cuhute!’

‘Shuhut up!’

Illinois’ face was beet red even as Ed crawled off of him, and the explorer immediately curled up into a ball, rubbing his armpit protectively as Ed snorted with twinkling eyes.

‘But if I shut up how will I tell ya yer time?’

Illinois growled under his breath and sent Ed a glare….but ended up developing a little half smile that let Ed know that he wanted to know. Ed showed him the phone screen and clapped him on the shoulder affectionately.

‘Bang on three and a half minutes my man, you did awesome!’

Illinois smiled, letting out a light bashful laugh. He’d done quite well, but not well enough to surpass Ed.

‘Oh….damn….congrats Eddy.’

Ed’s face softened, he understood his reaction. He set the phone aside and flopped on top of Illinois with a grin so he could cuddle him and work on making sure the result of their game didn’t actually affect the explorer.

‘Now don’t you start moping mister! I’ve been being tickle tortured by fellow egos basically every day for years, so I’ve built up more strength, you just haven’t had the chance to yet!’

Illinois let out a laugh, that was something he certainly couldn’t deny. Plus, it would be just illogical to let the result of one playful encounter determine what he thought about himself. He grinned up at Ed as he mused.

‘That’s true….makes sense that you’re a target all the time, with how adorably endearing you are and all….’

Illinois wore a happy, lopsided smirk as Ed glared at him with pink cheeks….and decided that now was the perfect time to help Illinois start to build up more tickle strength. It wasn’t like he didn’t deserve it.

‘….I’m gonna make you regret that.’

Thus, Illinois soon discovered what happens to egos who are constant sassy pain in the butt….but did that mean he changed himself in any way? Absolutely not. He may not have had a built up tickle strength, but he had the heart, stomach, cheeky nature and cute blush that every ego had. Endurance or strength don’t matter when you fit into a family like that.

WOOOO HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS FIC LEMME KNOW IF YA DOOO WOOOO LUV YOUS XX

#markiplier #markiplier egos #sfw #prompt #ed #ed edgar #illinois #platonic #ego fic #ego fanfic #tickle fic #tickle fanfic #tickle #tickles #tickling #ticklish #luv these bois

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cowtale-utau · 5 years ago

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Non-Prompt Requests and Questions Masterlist

Soulmate Under Attack - Haze One-shot

Soulmate Under Attack - Doc One-shot

Soulmate Under Attack Reactions - Ace, Lief, Chisel, Spur, Scout, Piper, Cirrus

Soulmate Under Attack Reactions - Whip, Coyote, Tender, Cook, Shine, Calico, Flint

Dealbreakers - Lief, Scout, Cook, Flint, Shine

Who sings/plays an instrument

What kind of work do they do

Some Quick Notes on Weapons and Combat

Languages the Skeles Know

Cross Language Miscommunication Humor

Silly Fears

Skills the Boys Do Not Have

Love Languages

Pet Names

Maximum Chaos

Combat - Assorted Questions

Combat - Ace, Lief, Chisel, Spur

Combat - Scout, Piper, Whip Coyote

Combat - Tender, Cook

Combat - Doc, Flint

Combat - Haze, Cirrus

Habits - Chisel, Piper, Tender, Cook, Flint, Cirrus, Shine, Sage

Habits - Ace, Scout, Coyote, Haze, Calico, Saturn, Mercury, Viridis

Habits - Lief, Spur, Whip, Doc, Shuffle, Foxtrot, Thyme, Aurum

Mess Boxes

Responses to Soul Corruption

Cowboy Hat Ring Box

Eyelight Shapes pt 1

Eyelight Shapes pt 2

Haze Dealing with Cirrus having an s/o with a similar nature

Haze, Cirrus, s/o dynamics pt 1

Haze, Cirrus, s/o dynamics pt 2 (befriend Haze first)

Skeletons as Panic! At The Disco Lyrics

What human foods the gang likes

Doc and Aurum prompt follow ups

Betraying Doc’s trust

Skeletons as Florence + the Machine Lyrics

Things the Skeles Don’t Like - Fun

Things the Skeles Don’t Like - Dark

Skeleton’s as Fall Out Boy Lyrics

Doc’s Long Term Plans

Doc Showing Off

Doc and Flint’s Relationship Dynamics

Pining w/ Doc, Lief, Piper

Skeletons and Dramatics

Skeletons and Comfort Cuddles

S/O Returns to Camp Beaten Up - Ace, Spur, Piper, Haze, Aurum & Viridis

S/O Insecure About Back/Abdominal Scars - Lief, Spur, Piper, Haze

S/O Little Moon is Hella Smooth - Saturn One Shot

S/O Insecure About Vocal Stims - Lief, Spur, Coyote, Cirrus

Playful Demon - Dance, Outer, Farm, G

Demon - Oneshot

S/O Doesn’t Sleep Because of Nightmares - Ace, Spur, Piper, Flint, Haze

Calico with Witch S/O

Coyote Being Outrun by Soulmate

MC with Anxiety w/ Aurum One Shot

Skeletons as Three Days Grace Lyrics

Skeletons as Disturbed Lyrics

Skeles as FML Posts

Skeles as TFLN Posts

Random Shine/Calico Fashion Post

Spongebob Campfire Song

New Name or Old Name Preference

Some Flint Info

S/O Sneaks a Kiss w/ Lief, Piper, Coyote, Tender, Haze, Cirrus, Sage

Fake Pokemon Types

More Flint Info

Some Doc and Flint Stuff

Doc Showing Off Follow Up Info

Flint’s Bulge, Ace and Tender Knitting, Spur’s Recipes

Hobbies

Control Freaks

What Doc Considers “Controlling”

Doc as a Provider

Jealousy - Short Post

Opunions

Saltiness Levels

Pining - Chisel, Ace, Foxtrot Follow Up 1 Follow Up 2

Least to Most Romantic

Papyrus Day Oneshot

Camp Music Expanded

S/O That Steals Clothes

Friend is Heckin’ Steamed

Pining - Shine, Haze, Aurum, Coyote Follow Up for Shine

Who Can Dance

Random Horrortale Boy SO HCs

Stardust Style Glowing S/O - Chisel, Piper, Tender, Calico, Mercury

Jealousy Post Expanded - Ace, Lief, Scout, Piper, Doc, Flint Follow Up on Ace and Lief

Skeletons as Bad Relationship Lyrics

If Sage Came Clean to Thyme

Romance Post Expanded

Skeletons as Sexy Lyrics

Why Ace Is In Charge

Nap Happy S/O - Chisel, Coyote, Tender, Doc, Mercury, Sage

Skeletons and the Florida Man Challenge

Big Spoon vs Lil Spoon

Face Kisses w/ Lief, Chisel, Scout, Coyote, Cirrus, Sage

Skeletons as Love Song Lyrics

S/O Finds Excuses to Hold Hands w/ Lief, Spur, Whip, Cirrus, Shine, Shuffle

Skeletons as Halsey Lyrics

Friend that Uses “Mate” Casually Elaborations

S/O that Uses “Mate” Casually Elaborations

Bridal Carry a Skeleton?

S/O Uses Pet Names in General

Drunk Skelies

Sage BFF HCs

Haze BFF HCs

Mercury BFF HCs

Doc BFF HCs

Shuffle BFF HCs

Body Swap Shenanigans w/ Flint, Scout, Cirrus, Shine, Ace, Coyote, Shuffle, Mercury

Skeletons as Otep Lyrics

Spoon Size Preference

Eyelight Shapes w/ Lief, Spur, Piper, Coyote, Foxtrot, Mercury, Calico, Thyme

Warm Skelie Purr Purr w/ Doc, Haze, Tender, Whip, Lief, Coyote, Saturn, Foxtrot

Cat People vs Dog People

Shine BFF HCs

Skeletons as Flyleaf Lyrics

No Context Notes w/ Haze, Cirrus, Shine, Calico, Shuffle, Foxtrot

Skeletons as Mumford and Sons Lyrics

Who Will Let You Cheat at Games for Practice Elaborations

Who Wants Kids

Who Maybe Doesn’t Want Kids

Confronted Directly with the Idea of Having Kids

#masterlist #non prompt requests

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thekingofchungus · 5 years ago

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promised my space cowsona’s info in it’s own post so here it is.

this is Daustin McWestar: modern cowboy extraordinaire with a love of space, adventure and rowdy hijinks. his passion for adventure, yearning to explore the extraterrestrial, and unrelenting western vibe has earned him the title of “space cowboy”.

extended information is [ or should be ] under the cut for those who want a full read!

✨🤠🪐

daustin’s a cowboy and a proud one. he cherishes his wild west aesthetics and proclaims howdies and yeehaws with unironic pride. has a poised and rather suave cool-dude demeanour, but he’s also a wildly carefree adventurer who’s kind of a big dork. an upbeat, playful, easygoing extrovert as well as an undyingly loyal friend. and a dreamer whose ambition and creativity get him out of trouble as much as they get him into it. he’s got an untamed but profound imagination; believes in symbolic dreams and destinies and deeper meanings and whatnot. he’s a little superstitious, but anything could be out there, y’know.

daustin's deeply adventurous with a strong sense of wanderlust. travels and traverses towns, woods, and deserts of all kinds. he loves roaming and exploring, or just dwelling in places out of town for hours, making himself familiar with the tips of grass or the commuter train’s schedule. when he’s back from his journeys he’ll either head home to fill a scrapbook entry or talk all about them at his town’s saloon first. he gathers things from his travels for his scrapbook pages; bottle caps, foreign flowers, barely-dodged bullets from officers gunshots…

daustin loves space. he adores space. he’s absolutely enamoured with space. when night falls and he’s heading home, he’ll stop his horse [ a mare named comet ] to see the stars and count the constellations and wonder whats beyond them. the far-out, mysterious and magical vastness of space is a thrilling fascination to a curious adventurer like him, and he dreams all about its potential phenomena and voyaging upon it someday. he’s also an ardent astrology geek and is himself an aries [ march 21st ] and confidently identifies as one.

tidbits:

5″7, bi, irish + american mixed, and also a trans man

chaotic good! his thrill seeking self means he’s not always the most lawful

daustin doesn’t get bored easily because when a day grows dull, his mind floats into cosmic musing

loves anything barbecued. anything slathered in bbq sauce. which leads to cursed, forbidden snacks. and grill fires.

is more likely to say “gosh darn heckin’ smackaroosies” than “fuck”

probably believes in aliens. definitely believes in aliens

collects VHS tapes of old western films to watch at night. gets nostalgic over retrowave

his first name is a combination of dustin [ brave/valiant fighter ] and austin [ capital city of texas/from the latin “augustine”, meaning venerable. ] his second name is a combination of west and star.

[ oc: @thekingofchungus. thank you so much for reading 💜 ]

#daustin mcwestar #oc info #my ocs #chungus draws a thing #there was going to be another drawing with this but i was like nah this one's enough bhfbhfbh #i spent a lot of time on the artwork for this as is :"D so that'll be posted some other time #but anyhow!! here he is here's my boy finally #this is ALL about him and if you have any other questions lemme know!#chungus writes a thing #im very happy w/this #did it take time? yes. was it worth it? yea. absolutely #i want to write more oc infos like this <3 #character info #cowboy oc #that fucking read more better work lmao #god i hope ppl can see the emojis #yeehawgust

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elizabethrobertajones · 6 years ago

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14x01 watching notes

RIP Kip, we hardly knew ye.

Well hey, returning friends and people who unwittingly clicked on this not knowing exactly what they're in for. Blowing off the dust and starting a new season of Dabb fuckery, which I spent way too long trying to think of a portmanteau for when I already have the episode downloaded

It's 5am, let's DO THIS.

So they start with Dean's Hi I Am A Cop On The Day Before I Retire speech re: hula girls and hawaiian t-shirts which is remarkably prescient of me to have been irrationally upset about that one detail after I binged most of season 13 last night to get me back in the mood. So now I have to elaborate on my one line textpost >.>

Because yes, that is the perfect note to start the season on: Dean thought the good times had rolled, allowed himself to hope, assembled himself a family with mom and step-pop (Bobby counts as a full father but AU Bobby is step-pop), brother, husband, kid... Said kid was promising A World Without Monsters aka Dabb's showrunning tagline for an endgame he teases them. And Lucifer was tucked safely away in an AU with the murderous Michael... And then in a series of events it all came crumbling down and with this amount of goodness in his grasp, he gave up what even when the real Michael was hounding him for it, he couldn't before.

Because in season 13 it is beyond obvious that Dean is tired, an Old Hunter, the best of his game but ready to bow out on that note, and yet for him it's not a matter of stepping back and letting someone else handle it because when Michael and Lucifer were involved, it was beyond personal. He and Sam only EXIST because Lucifer and realMichael wanted them to. And so there was no way this trouble would come to someone else's door, when it was the nasty angel on his shoulder and the devil on Sam's and we have Nougat as their collective responsibility who's the nexus of it all anyway.

Eeee the Road So Far text is glowy grace colour on a dark blue background. I'm JIZED for the title card.

Goodness, the Road So Far is a weird journey because we see Jack being all useful and magic and then callbacks to 13x01 and 2 where he was a messed up 2 day old and Dean just wanted to murder him.

I haven't outlined any expectations for this episode or even this recap but I suddenly realise that I should probably be wondering how much DeanCas we're gonna get in it, and this rage against Jack is subtextually motivated, for sure, but for me the first 6 episodes of Dean's grief arc were wonderful character stuff but removed from the main plot and therefore in my head I keep boxing them off like a bubble season, like 10x01-3 are, and I legit wasn't even expecting to SEE content from them in the recap, because brilliant as they are I sort of just forgot they were a part of this season despite watching them yesterday. The season for me became so much the Jack And Mary Search that this hiccup at the start didn't meet the requirements to be in season 13 :P

They're just That Time Dean Was Really Sad About Cas Then He Came Back And They Were Cowboys

Oh good there was "everybody we've lost" and then a recap of Cas dying and then - oh, we're recapping plot again? Er... everybody? Dean? Who else? DEAN?

this was the thinly veiled subtext of that line anyway since Dean waved off Mary and made it all about Cas anyways but. Yikes, editing team.

Jesus I watched season 13 yesterday and I forgot about Asmodeus. You know what, this is pre-coffee AND the 2 types of anti-brain fog medication I gobble in the morning.

But he's that much of a useless lump

Also too much Lucifer nipple on screen pre-coffee. Ick.

Nice recapping of Not The Levitating Fight.

NOW

Stock photo Nyoom of the season!! Hi Baby! You aren't in this episode because Eugenie said the car wasn't being used this season

Sam's got his Vengeance Eyes on but he's all scruffy and grown up so I trust him 10000% to get the job done.

OW. FUCK. OW. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. GOOD USE OF INTERSTITIAL MUSIC

Why were you even listening to Dean's tapes if they fuck you up that badly? IS THIS YOUR VENGEANCE PLAYLIST? I'VE BEEN WAITING 10 YEARS

Actually, I haven't, I binged 4-5-6 as one unit after thinking the show was cancelled during the writers' strike but the point is that Sam and his ipod in 4x01 is immediately in my head because he was listening to his own music and being a hipster douche, but now he is not on demon blood he has not installed an ipod dock because he's GETTING DEAN BACK, DAMMIT but at the same time he's also realising that this means a heavy toll that the only driving music in the car is Dean's stuff...

Oh no, this must be the guy from the SDCC clip we hadn't seen because Osric Chau is banned forever for illegally uploading them all for us in the past, and all I know is that Deanchael is going to Fuck Him Up and I feel very bad for him

*raises my mug to Osric* I'm sure you tried, dude. And thanks for the previous years.

Hi Deanchael. I noticed in a promo pic that his tie has that sacred geometry type pattern on it which is a detail I made a mental note to type out literally anywhere in the like month between there and here and did not so here it is at a hopefully appropriate place.

Based on every other scene setting detail I suspect that this faithful man is actually still within the USA because this is literally the cabin set they re-use for everything. The spoilers made it sound like Deanchael was globe trotting to raise his army but now I see what's around us... Yeah no he's as focused on the US as every other big bad before.

Anyway they really specifically chose this prayer to Allah because of how pointed it was about being only for Allah and how he was the best, so I'm assuming Deanchael is here to be like yo God's gone and I'm your last chance of faith

Like just ruin his day and he got up at like 4am or whatever the first prayer is to do it and all

I hope, like, no offence to any Muslim viewers or anything >.> They sure play fast and loose with a lot of this stuff because Christian cultures are full of bitter non-believers raised in the culture and looking to kick up at the big guy in the sky, which is not an impression I get that Islam is as used to cultural flippancy, regardless of personal beliefs of residents of predominately Muslim countries and cultures. I'm not 100% sure though, because the closest link I've got is my raised-Christian Iranian friend who applies Christian eye-rolling to the issues with being in Iran and heathen so I still get that perspective of middle fingers up at Organised Religion from our discussions about it all... anyway big diversion, still waiting for coffee to kick in :P I just swallowed the last of it so I can only get more jittery from here on out!

It's so fuckin weird to see Dean's face confidently reciting verse in Arabic

I mean you don't need the hat, sir. I get it. It's not you in there.

Well so far anyway he's playing on the fact that the guy does pray to god and his angels.

Lol @ this man guessing his way through God AND Gabe to Deanchael's annoyance that he's the 3rd guess and he has to clarify that he's the better one.

Man, Gabriel worked on his reputation. I wouldn't have been able to tell you who Michael was because there wasn't even a kid in my class with that name when I was age 4 busy portraying Gabriel in a nativity play with full impish glee that the real deal would have been proud of.

Uhoh things aren't looking good for Jamil D: Asking for peace and love is good, you funky little hippy.

Is Deanchael implying that the Syria insurgency is the route to peace? I honestly don't know enough about the American foreign policy politics to know what sort of stance this is though from a liberal leaning show (I mean come on Bobo is a card-carrying socialist, I've seen it on Twitter :P), though to an outside viewer well aware of how fucked up it all is should this have been said on a British program, this is a vast over-simplification.

But we know Michael's main traits are Likes War and then also Warmonger and of course, spoilin' for a fight. So this may be a personal judgement and as much as they're bringing politics into their show I'm just backing right on out and going with this :P That he thinks it is more honourable to stay and fight and that Jamil is a hypocrite for not sticking around to work for peace actively.

Oh Jamil hooked up with a woman called Darleen. He is FOR SURE in America.

It's so funny to me that Deanchael can fly anywhere and they could have set this anywhere but it still ends up being a wooden cabin in the US. This has to turn out to be a lead to follow with a news report about the poor guy or else this is just hysterical that they couldn't be arsed to mock up even a hint of another country :P

He knew all this about Jamil beforehand so I have to assume he's really just here to drag him.

Man, that throw was GOOD. I'm assuming they either spent all summer playing with wires and stunts or else they've gone back to the drawing board on all this flinging people around business.

"A better world" oh we are so on for this World Without Monsters malarky still. This lines up with the clip from Dean they opened on so well - the dark irony of he and Michael working on the same project but from different angles. Dean wants to sort out monsters and bad things so he can go on a beach, aka his version of paradise, and Mikey wants to smush all the sinners, and clean up the planet, which is HIS version of paradise.

HECKIN GOOD TITLE CARD

now photoshop those wings on everyone

I LIKE SCRUFFY BULLET MAKER FROM THE AU.

He's like so happy to be in a world where you just casually have resources.

Meanwhile poor Maggie has become the de facto nurse and hates it.

Ugh the Bunker is a place where people just show up who yell "Soup's on!"

In my redshirt betting pool, Soups On is the first guy who dies.

Promo sceeeeene

I'm so happy Sam and Mary are doing this together. Last season Sam was so upset that Dean got to have a relationship with her, and he had missed out, but without Dean around - no offence to him - Sam and Mary may be focused on FINDING him but this is the work they also need to do for their relationship to start to ground it in something real. It's taken this long with all the separations, but remember that Mary also worked through some of her issues about Sam only last season in the AU with 6 month old Jack. And if she needed that sort of reminder and relationship to warm her up for Sam, her suddenly-grown 6 month old, then there were still a LOT of underlying issues that dated back to the start for her to overcome. Hopefully this puts them on a level playing field, though there's a new conflict brewing for them, with Mary's determined optimism vs Sam's pessimism, born of that depression from last season that never really got treated or resolved, they just managed to power past its current main triggers. Of course now it all just shifts in a Deanward direction.

I love how Ketch has been punted to London, at Buckleming discretion to drag him back. This wasn't even Bobo punting him out the door, and he and Buckleming have a violent back and forth over favourite characters, started in 9x06 with Bobo's very first episode when he banished Professor Morrison forever.

MARY TRIES MOMMING SAM TO GO TO BED

THEN SCRUFFY GUN GUY IS LIKE "CHIEF"

Chieeeeeeef.

Sam runs the shooow here and I love it. He's their badass MoL hunter leader, a scruffy saviour from another world.

Given Sam is wearing the same shirt and jacket in the promo pics I'm guessing he does not sleep, though I hope he gets to eat the soup.

"Maggie can you hack the traffic cams?" "um. no."

I love and support Maggie. She is a normal person who happened to live in apocalypse world and she just wants to flirt with the guy from the Gas n Go who probably hasn't talked to her since that got blown up and Jack attacked him over her... I mean, this is better than the AU world but maybe she just wants to be normal? Did anyone ask Maggie what she wanted??

SAM. You can eat your soup and run things at the same time! Get back here and eat that soup!

"yes sir"

Goodness, this is wonderful. Sam's doing what he was born to do, and then not because that was leading a friggin demon army, but then yes because he's got inherent leadership traits that he defers to Dean all the time because, well, he's there, and he's big bro.

Look, sometimes you need big bro to murder Satan's ass for you forever, but you also should be calling the shots. There's a balance here, where Dean can be the older brother, but Sam can be the boss. Work/life balance. Dean's got your back but you command an army of hunters, like we've all been salivating over since like season 8 when they first said the MoL ran the Bunker as the hub of operations dictating stuff to trusted hunters and the like.

Of course, if Sam is the Bobby here, then who is the AUBobby? I hope we see what's up with that soon, I've been wanting them to bristle those beards in an alpha way at each other for months, because AUBobby was their leader before Sam because Sir Chief.

"Sam."

"i'm good"

*mothering intensifies*

"i'm GOOD"

*mothering intensifies*

"How's Jack"

You aren't used to being mothered and it's murdering me completely to my soul. Dean's got SO MUCH MOTHERING all through the show compared to you. He even sees Jody as a mom friend while you crush on her like crazy so you haven't even got that!!!!

Because Chief Sam is the boss of this lot but at the SAME TIME he's getting all these soft tender mom moments he's never got to have before. It's a wonderful balance of nuances to his current life. He's overworked but surrounded by a supportive care team that respects him, gives him soup, and holds his hand, literally in Mary's case. And yet he's the scruffy macho competent boss who knows how to call all these shots, deputise, set up missions, but still knows more than them, how to do traffic cams, I'm sure years of lore over most of these hunters who only learned to deal with what got thrown at them in the apocalypse by trial and error because when do they get lore books? Mary and Bobby and other pre-apocalypse hunters would be few and far between to offer competent training to a populace suddenly all turned hunter.

Oh, AUBobby is beating up Jack. Perfect.

AAAH DIRECTED BY TJW

WAS NOT ADEQUATELY HOLDING ONTO SEAT

WARN A GIRL

I love finally seeing the training room but I'm deeply conscious that this is where Put Up Your Dukes starts and I can't get that fan fic out my mind so I'm just like, Jack, don't lie on the floor, your dads have banged there.

I'm so happy that AUBobby is nurturing a grandson, because this is the difference between him and Bobby - that our Bobby had that with Sam n Dean, but AUBobby never did. Though he DID have Mary Campbell to crush on, I doubt it would have softened him and rounded out the harsh places in his soul the same way raising Sam and Dean did, because he had an unrequited love and she hadn't gotten over John, while this recently widowed Mary Winchester actually has made better progress just because of the circumstances of the loss. Anyways Jack has no preexisting history with Bobby so there's nothing weird about him and AUBobby stepping into a nurturing relationship, that Sam n Dean would find uncomfortable in a way, given their relationship with Bobby. And Jack gets yet another strong figure to teach and guide him.

AUBobby looks slim and stands tall compared to Bobby, which I'm largely putting down to posture, and not being drowned in layers. I like this difference - Bobby almost never voluntarily dressed in 1 layer, but AUBobby has a more military slant, and this training sergeant routine with Jack is a good fit to show a difference in his character, that isn't surly old Bobby behind his desk, that he's involved in teaching Jack to fight, rather than helping hunters with lore and swigging whiskey.

I'd assume given the lack of availability in his AU, he's considerably less alcohol dependant, so this is a very different character thing. If Bobby were doing this training, and nothing else was different, he'd be taking a breather to pour them both a whiskey as he imparts wisdom.

Demon in nice shoes and dark sunglasses at night to indicate that yes I am a demon I have black eyes :P I assume this is a demon anyway not just because of this detail but pre-season spoilers

Ah hearing Cas's name is enough to make my heart pick up. MY GUY!

But then, "Castiel, darling"

Stop trying to make Good Omens happen, it's not going to happen. You can't just "darling" up to an angel and expect that good good romance. Crowley took years to wear Cas down and Cas never actually LIKED him, down to their last real interaction where Cas was just "WTF???? LEAVE ME TO ROT AND DIE" when Crowley saved him in 12x12

God I miss that

"Oh god."

Same, buddy.

You do, however, realise this is your first words of the season gifset line, though?

Someone ought to write to Dabb and inform him that people make first and last word gifsets and to be more careful.

Especially if in the last episode at the end of the season, Cas's last word is "Dean"

Anyway Cas has said 1 line and I can tell he's on top form. Unlike 10x01 he's in a hipster hogroast joint.

This demon, with dark black sunglasses inside at night (douchebag) just ordered a coffee, black. WE GET IT, ENOBY DEMENTIA DARKNESS RAVEN WAY, YOU ARE GOFFIC AND IT'S AS BLACK AS YOUR SOUL

LOL Cas is sitting under the JACK'S sign.

Demon douche sits under Schultz, which is the death beer. And lemme tell you, TJW is well-versed in this. So well-versed in it he's sat Cas in front of a classic El Sol flyer with the subtle touch required to tell Dean that Cas is his dream girl. He knows his shit.

This seriously seems to be implying that the rise of hipster food joints is an effort from Hell to spread chaos on earth

Cas sitting with his back to the fire is such an interesting visual, but this is just a note to self for later to guess what it all means

THIS FUCKIN DEMON TOOK HIS BLACK SUNGLASSES OFF TO SHOW OFF HIS BLACK EYES

Dabb is so good at incidental characters, and making me hate this guy for nuanced nonsensical reasons is amazing. This is... art...

This is a callback to 5x08 and Dean ranting about hating procedural cop shows then him and sam taking their sunglasses on and off at night every time they made a pun and I'm 100% convinced since 12x01 and Cas busting through that Mystery Spot sign that Gabriel has been subtly influencing events

Okay so we know exactly what is written on demon bathroom walls. I'm taking that as a sideways confirmation that Cain knew full well that Dean had his Colette because he'd seen crude doodles of them doing it

Anyway douchedemon just outright told Cas that all the demons assume he and Dean in particular are banging. Not that Cas bangs Winchesters, as some have implied, without knowing all the details. They've narrowed this info down.

I assume this is also in the Winchester Dossier that Barthamus studied from before meeting them. I love that demons probably do have a filing cabinet somewhere of all the notable assholes they run into in their work, and the Winchesters take up a whole cabinent, but the refresher file summarising them in a paragraph if you don't have time is like, Sam: Lazy boyking, will stab you. Dean: fucking Castiel, will stab you.

Cas doesn't even move an eyebrow. Incredible.

Cas rarely gets hit with these compared to Dean in the history of the show, and Dean is full of bluster or anger or confusion or alarmed eyebrows. Cas is like... no. fuck you. i'm party!Cas, I have my shit in order.

Though this is from a demon. It's an entirely different thing when Heaven is involved, as they also have their dossier on the winchesters.

Sam: abomination. will banish you. Dean: fucking Castiel. Will stab you.

*loud coffee slurp* "what's in it for moi?

Cas, stab him. Stab him now. This is not worth the information. You can find another guy.

I'm starting to think Cas with his back to the flames is his unwitting danger from this hellish hogroast place.

They use Shultz beer containers to hold the sauces and menus on the table. DEEEEATH

Cas speaking slower and threatening to burn him to ash "right here and right now"

this is a gifset that will get a lot of notes from thirsty Cas fans

Whaaaaaaaa the entire joint turned out to be owned by and filled with demons who would ever have guessed based on one open fire and that metal hogs head from the promo pics :P

Stop hurting him!!!! Misha can't stage fight! This is really unfair!!

I wonder how the poor new awesome fight coordinator took to Misha

"let's just... um..." "hide him behind all these demons?" TJW suggests The fight guy nods sadly.

Aww Sister Jo got back to work. Good for her.

Sister Jo has no fear and can stroll down a shady alley counting her money

*t-shirt meme* One fear: *flappy wing noises*

"Hey Jo."

GHOLY SHIT TRUE FORMS TYHUEOJDSHGFSH DS TRUE FORMS WE SEE WHAT ANGELS SEEE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SCIENCE HAS CAUGH T UP TO THE DIVINE, SPN CAN FINALL Y SHOW US WHAT ANGELS SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Holy shit I want the gif of this as my blog header. That's shitting amazing.

Burning HALO

ALL HIS CHI POINTS LIT UP EVEN WHEN IT MAKES IT LOOK SILLY TO HAVE HIS CALVES GLOWING

I wonder if this is what Danneel sees when she looks at Jensen all the time

"Why would he say yes to you?"

"Love"

I'm dying and I am dead. I gather that Dean is 100% absent from this episode, but that one comment puts him front and centre and I am in paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain. Everything happening around Michael and because of Michael is because Dean loves his peeps. From Sam staying up hacking traffic cams on vampires to Cas getting his ass handed to him by demons.

I bet Cas looks like that single glowstick he had on in the cave when angels look at him.

Party!Cas

I ruined the fun

Jensen gently touches Danneel's face and that's just rude because that's all his tenderness for his wife being turned into a scary villain move between Deanchael and Jo. Don't do this to them!!!

Oooof Deanchael pulls from Dean's memory of Anael about what she was like, describing her in the most Cas-like terms, then cuts through her hilarious bull about wanting handbags (this is so meta about sticking middle fingers in the faces of people who think she's a well-paid beard) and then starts telling her she wants love and a family.

Deanchael has used the word "love" twice in a scene and it's horrifying to see the word come out of his face, when Dean is so guarded. Now Deanchael is just looking through Sister Jo and analysing what she wants - and she's playing this game very well but this move of his might still beat her. Because ow. Telling her she wants belonging and family. When she's very much established as a Cas mirror by the reminder she ran away from Heaven and doesn't want to play by their rules.

"It's very, very human of you. And so disappointing." Did all those times Lucifer sucked her grace bring her close to feeling it? To the point of permanent damage? I only ask because I know another guy this might apply to.

I wonder how much Deanchael is projecting based on conjectures because he knows Cas through Dean's eyes.

"But if they're all these sad, lost, fallen things..." Ya, that's Cas too for suresies

SAM AND JACK SAM AND JACK

Jack sitting quietly in meditation, clearly unsettled. A parallel to 13x23 when Dean came rushing in to him having a nightmare, now Sam is having a crack at parenting the boy.

Jack lying about how things were fine. Nougat. Hon. You're human now. But not that good at being human. Sam knows your tells :P

Sam interrupted mid pep-talk by Mary with some nonsense.

Jack is always so ugh... accepting and kinda flippant. He knows parental figures can be disappointing and get dragged away mid peptalk by some business.

Which he's apparently not involved in. I guess after we see him going on hunts with them in 13x23, he's grounded until he goes through basic training so not only is he useless to help with his powers to find Dean, but he can't even do the easy hunter stuff because he's just a kid.

Aww my poor baby Nougat :( He's so angsty. He's a TEEN. Lookit him! All growed up!

Uuugh I guess this is Nick. "I didn't talk to him. I can barely look at him."

What I'm getting from this sequence mainly is the sound of Triss's rage at the Bunker layout.

*Mary pats Sam's shoulder supportively and walks off*

You're on your own, Chief.

Ugh I am not ready for this bull if it's Nick but I have to keep watching to be sure :P

Ew it is. EW. What does Mark P HAVE on you all.

At least TJW is shooting the heck out of this to show us how gross Sam finds this all.

Sam's shadow falling over Nick.

I really want to know how this bullshit happened. And yet. No, not really.

Oh gross AND they're making Mark P take off his shirt. The nipple I didn't want to see in the Road So Far was not warning enough.

Pre-season ugh speculation was that whatever Crowley did to Nick made him stronger and more permanent apparently even than Lucifer being stabbed out of him.

So yeah anyway I guess Jack is in part also sulking about this and I'm with him, because Sam being pulled away from their pep talk time to deal with Gross Man Associated With My Father But Not Actually Him Because Biologically I Am The Son Of A Non-Historical President...

Making Sam the one who has to care for Nick is utterly cruel. He has so many deputies. Maybe this is just his personal fear that Nick's still a bit Lucifery. Maybe he just sees this as a gross burden, a manifestation of the ongoing trauma from Lucifer, that even when he's dead he lingers.

Plus, it's giving us some reassurance that an angel can be ousted from a vessel without killing them, to throw some options into the Deanchael pot.

Still. Nick. Really.

I bet Jack is sulking because some little cosmic part of him regenerating deep down in his core, that one lil gold glowy chi point in his big toe, knows that Eugenie forgot his name at SDCC and called him "Nick" and this shit from your creator just weighs on you. Jack is an entity beyond Buckleming and yet born from them, and this is what they beget: forgetting their own child in favour of this old carcass.

bitter? moi? *sips coffee noisily*

Actually, that's not true but I need some tea because I'm sulky so I'm taking this ragebreak to go make some and then I will sip it noisily in Nick's direction. :P

Everything henceforth is under the jurisdiction of hot drink no.2

"I don't understand how Lucifer could die and I could live"

I hate you

Eurgh, I bet you anything Dabb pulled a Buckleming and just took the post-it note they gave him when he asked, er, HOW does this happen? and transliterated it into dialogue because 1: all the writers shade Buckleming all the time because I can literally see it ooze out of Perez and Yockey and Bobo's writing but this is the showrunner, guyses. 2: it's such a dumbass convoluted explanation that it only burns out the archangel but if you non-fatally stab it then the guy is fine.

Which begs the question of how the fuck is Gabriel because if we get anything good from this, that fucker is in one hell of an interesting vessel situation compared to Old Nick.

PS: I am not sure how culturally saturated this is so we are all clear that Old Nick is a historically used name for Satan and his name has been a joke since 5x01 thanks to Kripke, and now we have to actually deal with that.

And then Nick is actually sympathetic to how Sam feels looking at him. I guess Mark P really wants us to feel sympathetic to his new dude.

"And Michael... did he tell Lucifer anything about his plan?"

Listen, we NEED acknowledgement that for a month or so Lucifer and AUMichael roadtripped together to assemble from their AU the key of solomon, the fruit of the tree of life, and the blood of a most holy man.

There was a lengthy downtime while people settled in and Dean was allowed to think the Good Times were rolling, and all that time, the weirdest brother roadtrip show ever was going on in the AU, mad enough that I would actually find it hilarious to watch despite enduring Mark P as a result of it.

SAM DOES NOT DESERVE THIS

He's not allowed to rest, ever.

I bet this is douchdemon phoning him from Cas's phone.

"Hello Sam!" says a perky voice down the phone. It's INCREDIBLE how unlikeable this demon is making himself. He's actually my favourite character now.

Oh no, Nougat is wearing a different grey shirt. He's really depressed. Someone help him.

"He just told you he was a demon?" "he seemed proud of it too"

Sam hates him as well. I can't wait for Sam to come scowl at him.

"What do we do?" Maggie asks, completely wide-eyed. Oh honey. Poor, innocent, sheltered Maggie. What were you doing all apocalypse until we caught up with you? You aren't hardened, you're adorable.

AUBobby and Rufus (his gun)

"I'm coming too!" YAY JACK. Your father is in trouble, he's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days, but what a different world all the rest is

"I'm not as strong, but I can help," he says, looking tiny beside Sam, bruised up from AUBobby's training, a single layer to make him look even smaller...

(we do not talk enough about how all these jackets are a sort of alpha being shoulder plumping thing like when you make yourself look huge to scare off a mountain lion but that's 100% what this is)

IT MADE JACK SMILE yey he's allowed to feel useful! Pop is allowing him to go on a mission to rescue Dad who was looking for Papa when this all went down.

Grandpapa is not so pleased, because AUBobby has been measuring how useful Jack is and I feel like lil Nougat bab is going to do something mildly heroic for Cas or else get pasted for his ongoing character development for the season...

"He needs this, Bobby."

Dear LORD does he not quit? We don't even know his name? "Are you sure I can't get you anything... hot... or black?" FUck OFF

No wonder by the promo pic Cas looked so utterly done. This is exhaustingly annoying for him. Cas's personal hell is just irritating people. A line of Crowleys and Lucifers and this jerkwad chattering at him.

And yet Dean runs his mouth all the time and Cas is in luuuurve

Oh lordy are we really doing this coffee metaphor now? "Coffee has no effect on me" (but he once acquired the taste, and it was a core part of him being human and learning to human in the opening shot of 9x06 for him as his metaphor for how he was learning)

"me either *sluuuurp* not any more. But it's like saltwater taffy or infants. I just like the taste."

"I'm just being a good host like mother would have wanted"

Cas stops mid eyeroll to eyeroll HARDER at meeting ANOTHER demon with mommy issues. Like, please. Don't. I like Rowena now but can we NOT.

Party!Cas of Dabb era is my favourite iteration of Cas by a country mile.

"Why are you using me as bait?" "it's kind of what you're for"

Oh Cas. Now he's just the damsel in distress, which I guess is a step up from being an attack dog, but still isn't that great for the ego stroking about his role and use within the Winchester family, an ongoing source of stress for him, this reminds us.

Cas's faith in Sam is wonderful. like, as soon as douchmon says he needs something from Sam, Cas just SMIRKS like, OH BUDDY. BUDDDYYY. No, I'm not gonna say it. I'm just - "you think he'd make a deal with you?" I'm ... I don't laugh as a rule but inside? Hilarious.

"Somebody asked me what it was that I wanted" You know, I think Deanchael is INCITING people. he's not killing any of them, just using the revelation of his appearance to motivate them - moving Sister Jo to do what she wants, which is to re-organise Heaven with the ideas she had as a button pushing functionary... visiting world leaders and holy men, and this douche...

To what end, though? Chaos? This is a roundabout way to make a better world.

"Destroying, Drinking, Defiling, you know, the 3 Ds" they absolutely have posters up in Hell with this on for the newbies to learn.

We've seen Heaven's staffroom, I DEMAND to see the break room in Hell, with all its lurid Destiel smut doodled on the walls and so on

Anyway it's a hell of a question, pun intended, because demons have no real purpose, even the named baddies have largely been slaves to someone else's will (Lucifer or Crowley) and Crowley could not have answered that question from the start of season 6 through to the moment he chose to sacrifice himself... I don't think any of TFW 2.0 or Bunker Squad could answer it fully. Cas can't, and that's the question that's been bugging him since 9x06 -

EPHRAIM Shh-shh-shhh. It'll be over soon. I'll take the pain away.

CASTIEL I want to live.

EPHRAIM But as what, Castiel? As an angel? or a man?

and it's what his entire crisis in season 10 was over... Who ARE you Castiel? What do you WANT?

Dean wants a Beach Vacation Ending. He figured it out and as narrative punishment, he's Deanchael. No one else has sorted it out, though, but Sam got close - he had his pizza dream and was immediately punished with being eaten by vampires and resurrected by Lucifer and all that drama... Sam's work isn't done. Though his growth has taken a huge leap, now he has to figure out what he wants in this NEW setting, and we're only just MEETING Chief Sam in this iteration, so he's got a lot of work to do.

"I gave it a good think and I worked out exactly what I wanted. Everything."

Deanchael definitely is planning for this, so watch out buddy.

SAM DRIVING, MOM IN SHOTGUN

RED ALERT

Uhoh Sam's snapped because of the optimism Mary exudes. Yep, he really was nearly at the last straw in their earlier convo when he scoffed at her attempts to cheer him up.

Look, she's trying to mom you with no experience except adopting Jack. Work with her.

Sam is spiralling with the depression, this time all the bad things that could have happened to Dean and how they're never going to find him, throwing these horrible scenarios at Mary to stop her trying to comfort him.

"I know. I know he's out there, scared and alone." She sees lil 4 year old Dean. Because, I mean, that is the soul Dean bears to her when they have moments sometimes. And her optimism is a wall against thinking of her toddler in this scenario.

"I know. I know he might not come back. Never think I don't know that. But I can't - I have to think about the good, Sam. Because if I don't, I will drown in the bad." I wonder who that directly relates to who is currently driving this car.

I really hope this is a bit of vindication for Mary - or redemption to the eyes of the people who don't like her - that she does care, and she's spelling out her approach to all this. In the start of season 12 when she was trying to keep afloat she used a lot of optimism and furious paddling on the surface, because she has been doing that her whole life. When she was being raised a hunter, when she was a housewife with no clue what she was doing, a mom but he marriage beginning to fall apart... And then thrust into the present day, and it's 360 degrees of combat and loss and sadness and a ill-advised hook up with Ketch... Furious doggy paddling on the surface.

"For Dean's sake, I can't do that. We can't do that." And she shows that she is prioritising Dean, that she's driven and motivated to keep going FOR him.

Come on, give her a chance.

Nyooom.

Meanwhile in the Jack and Bobby truck, Jack is the one angsting and Bobby is the one driving.

Jack is one years old and not legally old enough to drive.

Bobby peptalks him with the reminder that when Jack had his grace he did hero things for these people, which is why he can ride shotgun, and even if he feels useless now, they'll have his back, that he has earned this squad even if he can't be as awesome as he used to.

Maggie is like, I'm getting a reaction shot... Am I going to develop feelings for Jack? That would be super weird, he's one years old. I hope no one is implying this even though I'm in a bunch of scenes getting character focus.

Eeeeeeee Sam trusts Mary with the demon killing knife. I am sure they don't call it Ruby's knife to her and he has never, ever told her about that time that thing happened with Ruby.

This fucker had his back turned for Sam to enter just so he could turn around dramatically. God he's repellent.

An extra was hired to pat Sam down. What a job.

"The shoulders. The hair! You are my Beyonce!" I mean, same. Except. Cas is Agent Beyonce so this fuckhead has totally misread this situation.

This gives Sam a moment to look over at Cas and Cas silently says, yes I know he's a total fuckhead, I've been dealing with this all day. I'm so sorry bro, can you just stab him so we can go home and follow a different lead. I don't even care what this one knows, I can't handle him another minute.

"I'm more embarrassed than I am hurt" I understand this to my core, and I'm so sorry, Cas.

"Kipling. Kip for short."

"Cool. Kip. I'm here." Sam being exactly as "fuck you" as I wanted towards Kip.

Sam is now standing with his head in an El Sol sign. TJW what are you up to bud?

Oh no Jack and Maggie got caught skulking. Sam and Cas have the same "my boy!" reaction when they see Cas.

Maggie is here too, you monsters.

But Kip has missed Mary and AUBobby

"It's just late capitalism, you understand" Yeah, and fuck you Kip.

How is Kip so irritating that he can make tapping a stool somehow the most obnoxious thing a man could do? He's WONDERFULLY well-cast. I love this actor. He's chewing scenery and it's incredible.

"What do you want?" Ow, Sam being twisted into asking the same thing Deanchael asked Kip

"Ass-modeus Kentucky Fried" listen you are still the worst but that drew a sympathetic smile and I hate it and I hate you.

Oh, Sam just Sammed something from that side glance, random demon side-eye. Oooh. Oooooooh.

But yeah, Kip asking for the "Crowley Deal" as if it's a package that can be bought from the Winchesters, and not something that Crowley wormed his way into via much back and forth power plays and drama. The Winchester have always had a back and forth with Hell, and since Crowley there have been a lot of demons, like Bart, trying to figure out what exactly it WAS that they all had. But someone has to be in charge, and the Winchesters are the top dog destined hunters with their fingers in all the world-saving pies, so clashes come naturally. Approaching them like this, first Bart, now this douchenozzle, is meta, presumptuous, overstepping what builds naturally... An attempt to leapfrog to the end where the equilibrium is established.

But Crowley had time to build a long game. These new pretenders are working in a world where the Winchesters' actions have devastated Heaven and Hell alike, and are, like Mary, just trying to keep afloat on the whole thing.

"We never gave Crowley that deal." Because yes, that's how it seemed to play out, and from outsider eyes that's how it may have looked... But each and every interaction came about naturally through the plot, there was no wrangling it. That's just how the Winchesters and Crowley ended up.

And that hole can't be filled by someone just leaping into the chair and asking for it.

Though it is nice if Motown Meats is the new seat of Hell on Earth instead of the outdated exterior asylum interior castle dungeon look Crowley set up.

"You're no Crowley. I know that. So do they." I think that was what Sam Sammed out of the demons, and also true, and ALSO is this the boyking accidentally exerting himself, knowing what's good for Hell? I always get a lil tingle in my thumbs when Sam gets too involved in knowing what's up with Hell.

Holy shit Kipling was a Mongolian warlord who rode with Genghis Khan in life. PLEASE survive this episode, I want to hate you all season. PLEAAAASE I BEG YOU.

Oh my god this insecure whinging asshole, chowing down on the scenery like there's no tomorrow. "I'D EAT YOUR HEART" *turns to weepy and quiet* "before I show you who I really am..."

This is Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending levels of scenery eating. He's gonna pick up a barstool and take a bite out of it now.

Sam is doing this all unarmed, which is something to remember, because this is the fucker who talked his way into killing the Alpha Vamp while MOSTLY unarmed for a majority of that chat.

Sam Fucking Winchester.

AUBOBBY AND RUFUS!!!!

Also mary.

But AUBobby gets a slow mo for Rufus shooting demons.

HOLY SHIT MARY'S SLOW MO

I am pregnant

MARY THROWING SAM THE KNIFE

TJW was like this fight is too fast, my guy. We need to slow it down. You're so good at your job no one's gonna see what happened unless we go slow mo.

he and the fight guy high five

"Aw, balls."

Hey, Nougat tried. He's got a squishy hero centre.

Looks like he weighs nothing and now he's human he goes down in one punch. Owie.

"Here take this. You know how to use it?" "Uh! Stab them with the pointy end!?" "pretty much"

Maggie you precious girl why are you HERE. Why is Soups On or Gnarly Gun Guy not here?

Cas you fucking damsel in distress

Fight guy is like "uuuuh do I have to"

Misha is like "I'm good here, tbh"

SAM FUCKING WINCHESTER

(Aw, Kip's dead, he was fun)

"ENOUGH"

YES SIR

"There will be NO NEW KING OF HELL"

You are gonna get demon minions like fucking ducklings you ass

"Not ever. And if anyone wants the job, you can come through me" Sam is technically immortal so long as Rowena is alive and vice versa you know. Also, how long is he planning on defending Hell? Ever?

I'm stalling from how much I have to scream about how badass Sam was throwing down that declaration that he's now essentially the trial a pretender to the throne has to pass to take the job.

Because if I was a demon... FUCK NO would I want to tangle with this fucker.

Sam's file, updated: Current King Of Hell. Will Kill You. AVOID.

Sam is fucking terrifying. I love it. He scared demons out of their meatsuits. Sam walking into a room is now a reason to eject and abort mission. God. This guy.

Remember in season 1 when demons were scary? Oo er this isn't our sort of thing... halp.

Now Sam looks them in the eye and is like, fuck off. I'm scarier than any of you.

"That's what I thought"

Cas is literally giving you the reverse look of in 4x16 when you marched in and fried Alastair's brain.

SAM GOT A NEW SHIRT thank god.

I should amend: he did all this wearing blue plaid with orange stripes.

Sam Fucking Winchester.

The BMoL definitely didn't have the right birth certificate because that's his legal middle name.

Sam n Caaaaas my GUYS. I hope this is the 10x01 convo but, like, not. Flip flip flip those pancakes, Dabb my guy.

Cas, hon, you're still so beat up you have blood trails coming out of your nose. There's not really caring about your meatsuit because it heals eventually, but there's also washing your fucking face, because Sam's had time to change his shirt and get a beer so what were you doing?

Probably staring at a picture of Dean on his phone and sighing.

Anyway he's here to ask how Sam is, rather than care about himself. Symbolism.

"I've been better. And worse." Worse is 10x01.

Or 4x10's flashbacks. For sure those are the worstest.

Though, this time you are the king of hell and you're wearing a dark shirt and I don't think you have thought this through.

The most well-meaning accidental king of hell ever.

Sam and Cas share the "to find Dean I'd do anything" look. Be CAREFUL. Cas is literally choosing to wear hubris on his face because he feels bad about his fuck up with going to Kip.

Mary! Casual Mary chilling in the kitchen!!

Although, with everyone in the bunker, these rooms are taking on different meanings. The people are chasing out the heavy shadows and ghosts of all the oppressive silences Sam and Dean have filled these corners with.

Aw it's Mary and AUBobby. I was half-hoping we'd have her giving beer to Jack, but I guess we need to set up the forward momentum on their relationship for this season.

"Not bad today, old man." "you too, Sunshine."

You do realise that Mary is sitting in the exact same spot as where Dean was when he called Cas "Sunshine" You do know that right I mean you KNOW? This is TJW, he knows. He's a Destiel Shipper of the highest order.

Cas pops in on Jack, staring at his busted up face in a mirror, now filling more Winchester angst tropes to make up for lost time. "I'm fine," he says without being asked. Because 10x01 or 10x02 was where Cas defined "fine" for Hannah and explained to her it's what humans say when things are really not fine but they can't admit it.

"You did well." "All I did was get punched. In the face."

I love snarky teen Jack.

"To be fair, we all got punched in the face," Cas says, still covered in hubris.

He has a POINT. He has full right to pull the "I should feel more useless than you" card on Jack.

Jack doing the "i'm useless" thing that Cas had to go through when he lost his grace, and Jack was allowed to stay in the Bunker. Is this how Cas would have felt had he not been kicked out?

Jack says Michael's out there and he still feels responsible to stop him. There's a very, very very very ver very weird Hamlet vibe from Jack, being forced into a position of emotional responsibility to kill his uncle, but Cas is his once dead now back and not a ghost father, and Jack couldn't kill Michael and so Dean got possessed... I mean, it's not a neat overlay, but Jack wants to kill an uncle, an AUncle, and I feel like in terms of uncle-killing narratives, AU Michael making off with Dean fits about as well to Hamlet's uncle marrying his mom as we're gonna get... I'd love to see how this shapes out because these family narratives since season 11 are becoming deeply shakespearean in the amount of nonsense going on. This sort of supernatural drama is a modern world way to have this kind of heightened emotion and the stakes you find in Shakespearean tragedies, and to force the sorts of reflection on the world and self... I really really dig it. Watching season 13 yesterday really hit me with this feeling all over and I'm delighted that Jack has this arc because I'm so amused/interested to see where this weirdo Hamlet parallel goes for him.

"I don't have anything." "Oh Jack" thanks Cas that's what I said out loud "you have me. You have all of us. You have your family." *SHOULDER GRASP*

No hug. Fuck off Cas, with your reassuring shoulder grasps. I know that's the language you've been taught but Dabb era is hug era and you suck.

I love that with all of Sam and Mary's doubt and Jack's lack of self worth, it's down to CAS. CASTIEL. CASTIEL WINCHESTER. CASTIEL FUCKING WINCHESTER. PARTY!CAS. to give the actual pep talk of the episode which has ANY conviction behind it. Cas has been fuelled with something MAGNIFICENT since the Empty, and he's turned it up to 11 for Jack here :')

Jack makes the smallest smile, then turns back to his mirror.

Sam opening the door to his bedroom, framed in darkness. 10x01 parallels again - this shot as well as the demon dean one were repeated a few times through the 3 episode arc, and the demon dean one became iconic but Sam did it too, to Dean's room. Now he goes into his own... empties his pockets... he still has the fucking engraved money clip from Tall Tales because Gabriel is not only not dead but telling this entire story for us... He has the phone, that's off, because Dean is not there, not communicating with him, blah blah. And he has the keys to the Impala. Because he's the chief.

Well, the King of Hell. Damn, it took 14 years to get him there. Azazel is fucking spinning in his grave.

Ooh, phonecall! Is it Deanchael? "What do you want?"

Nope, it's Sister Jo! :D She's been standing there ALL NIGHT weighing her options and working out what she wants.

SPIN THAT CHAOS, DEANCHAEL.

Deanchael approaches a vampire, and it's that purity of Purgatory, that just wanna eat that fuelled so much of the badass stuff in season 7 with the Leviathan, everything Dean's struggled with when it comes to the black and white world of killing monsters no problem that dates back to Gordon in 2x03, that draws Deanchael to them. Because this is Dean's safe space with Benny, a real relationship based on a bond forged in pure, kill or be killed, eat or be eaten purgatory. Deanchael has the same inner machinery as Dean, because Michael is the worst version of Dean, engineered to be Dean but without love. Dean as a monster. And so it all leads here... D:

Well this will be fun :D

#14x01 #season 14 spoilers #my stuff #dabb vs cars #HECK

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i just bought gas station gyros because my favorite chinese restaurant was closed. i’d seen that this gas station sells gyros for years, and decided to eat there today because i need some heckin spontaneity, too much same.

ANYWAYS the place was awesome. it was like if miyazaki designed some small corner of the blade runner set with a side of cowboy bebop background art. a lot of ‘good ol boys’ came and went to buy ciggies and there was an old grey man at a slot machine right next to the ‘food court’, and the grecian couple that owns the place was really nice.

also the gyros were tasty and cheap and i hope they don’t nuke my gut

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cornflower, buttercup, wine dark sea, cowboy and tree-mendous for the ask game :]

hi pluto tiny planet little baby man if you will

aaaa same to you <3 /p

no you >:] I WANNA GIVE YOU A HUG SO BAD FUCK yesyesyeysyeysy

ooga booga you too !! aaaa thank you :DD i heckin love you too man

YESYESYYESY we have the same music taste we are cool B] THERE WAS NO NEED TO CALL ME OUT

we are collecting things we need to do when we meet mhm mhm SO ARE YOURS i would too i would so much man

#theres no brown so *orange*#we are planets #ask #mars speaks

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flower crown fairy lights daisies 1975 matte black nail polish pantone moodboard stars plants converse lace handwriting cactus sunrise oil paints overalls combat boots winged eyeliner pastel tattoos piercings bands messy bun cry baby grunge space white bed sheets old books beaches eyes 11:11 painting lightning thunder storms love clouds coffee marble

T H E N E V E R E N D I N G A S K (I wasn’t ignoring you, I’m gonna be honest, I forgot this was sitting in my drafts waiting to be completed aaaaa)

flower crown: when did you last sing to yourself? - A few minutes ago. I left my iPod in my co-worker’s car so I kinda have nothing better to do. All my favorite apps are on there.

fairy lights: if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about anything, what would you want to know? - Are alternate universes real and is there one where I am content and happy? (sorry to get depressing there bud but life just ain’t what I want it to be rn)

daisies: what is the greatest accomplishment of your life? - I haven’t experienced enough things to really say I’ve accomplished anything. I guess getting a job and keeping it for as long as I have? Six months and counting.

1975: what is the first happy memory that comes to mind, recent or otherwise? - Seeing a gif of a kitten walking over to a camera man and then proceeding to nap on him and walk all over his shoulders and sit on his head while he had to hold almost completely still.

matte: if you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? - This question as me depressed and low key anxious I don’t think I can answer it without crying sorry

black nail polish: do you have a bucket list? if so, what are the top three things? - Not really. I try to avoid really confronting my own mortality. Thinking about dying both scares and tempts me and it’s really weird and terrifying and no bueno. Gosh my answers seem so depressing I’m sorry bab aaAAAA

pantone: describe a person close to your life in detail. - I’m too lazy to describe anyone again but um my brother c’: Again. Heckie

moodboard: do you feel you had a happy childhood? - I suppose. I mean it definitely could have been better, but it’s not really on “tragic backstory” level so I guess yeah. I dunno how to answer this, in all honesty.

stars: when did you last cry in front of another person? - Earlier tonight

plants: pick a person to stargaze with you and explain why you picked them. - My friend Antonio. He’s weird but he loves space and it’s nice to hear how excited he gets talking about the stars and planets because he’s super passionate about it. I just like when my friends are happy ya know? So I know stargazing with my space buddy would be fun.

converse: would you ever have a deep conversation with a stranger and open up to them? - Honestly I have before. I don’t mean for it to, but sometimes the conversations just take that direction. I’m a big oversharer.

lace: when was your last 3am conversation with someone, and who were they to you? - fam I’m always up at 3am wym I stay talkin to ppl at 3am (for the record it’s usually my mom and/or brother)

handwriting: if you were about to die, and you could only say one more sentence to one person, what would you say and to whom? - Again, I can’t answer this without crying I’m sorry.

cactus: what is your opinion on brown eyes? - I have them and I love them why is this up for discussion why is this a question is there brown eye discourse???

sunrise: pick a quote and describe what it means to you personally. - “I don’t care what you think, as long as it’s about me.” …….. I really like attention. More seriously though, I like knowing that I’m real to other people. I know it sounds weird but sometimes I just like being reminded that I actually exist in other people’s lives and that I’m a real person???? Idk how to describe it but yeah. That line makes me think about that aspect of myself a lot.

oil paints: what would you title the autobiography of your life so far? - “Still Figuring It Out”

overalls: what would you do with one billion dollars? - cry because I can finally get my family out of our rough situation, spoil my mom and brother rotten, buy lots of pretty makeup, travel the world, and still have enough left over to live comfortably for the rest of my life without ever having to work again unless I want to to have something to do.

combat boots: are you a very forgiving person? do you like being this way? - I am. Sometimes too much for my own good. Sometimes I like it just cause it can help settle conflicts quicker and sometimes I don’t because not only do I let toxic people back into my life but it causes me to miss them and desperately want them back because I convince myself “it’s in the past, it wasn’t that bad, and they’ve probably changed so I should let it go”.

winged eyeliner: write a hundred word letter to your twelve year old self. - Dear Mikii,

First of all what a weird nick-name you dork. I’m Gabby. I’m still just as much of a dork so don’t feel bad. You’re going through a weird phase in your life right now. You’re confused and probably questioning who you are. That’s not really going to stop, but it gets better. It gets easier to deal with. Eventually you’ll work for your favorite pizza place and, while it’s stressful, you’ll make cool friends and you’ll make money, and nobody will be able to tell you what you can and can’t buy. It’ll be awesome. You got this

pastel: would you describe yourself as more punk or pastel? - I guess I lean closer to the punk side. It’s kind of funny because I have the soft cute personality that you’d think would fit on a pastel type person and honestly that’s my aesthetic but style wise, I usually go for darker colors and stuff. My brother is the polar opposite. Punk personality and pastel style.

tattoos: how do you feel about tattoos and piercings? explain. - Yes. Body art is yes. I love it and I want it. If you have tattoos and/or piercings I am 75% more likely to get some kind of crush on you.

piercings: do you wear a lot of makeup? why/why not? - yes, because I like it and it’s pretty.

bands: talk about a song/band/lyric that has affected your life in some way. - I dunno if this counts much, I had to think long and hard on this one, but Crossfire by Stephen makes me think a lot about current events and police brutality and the bombings in other countries and just a bunch of sad stuff that’s going on now which I know is the point but it makes me really think about the privilege I do have compared to those who face discrimination and oppression far more harshly than I ever will and I just heckin

heck

messy bun: the world is listening. pick one sentence you would tell them. - “Prince didn’t die for this.”

cry baby: list the concerts you have been to and talk about how they make you feel. - I’ve only ever been to one and it was a local band so

grunge: who in the world would you most like to receive a letter from and what would you want it to say? - Idk man probably my dad. Not gonna go in depth but I’ll say this. I’d want a large sum of money included and a 5 page long apology letter.

space: do you have a desk/workspace and how is it organised/not organised? - nope nothing is organized and I dont have a workspace

white bed sheets: what is your night time routine? - stay up til I physically cannot hold my eyes open anymore then fall asleep

old books: what’s one thing you don’t want your parents to know? - that I’m not Christian and that I have a um…. device. Of some sort.

beaches: if you had to dye your hair how would you dye/style it and why? - Keep it red / make it redder, probably some kind of undercut or side shave

eyes: pick five people to go on an excursion with you. who would you pick and where would you go/what would you do? - 1. Alin2. Mikey3. Kaylee4. Dom5. Rose

I’d take these nerds with me as I travel the globe and try new experiences, shop cool unique things, and just live my dream life with. I’d go to the ends of the earth with these precious babies.

11:11: name three wishes and why you wish for them. - (1) Wealth. I want to pay off my mother’s college debt, buy her a nice place to stay as well as somewhere for myself, buy my brother anything his little heart desires, donate to fundraisers and charities, live my dream life, etc. (2) Clear skin. I’m pretty confident in my body shape and all, but I can’t stand my skin. Especially everywhere that isn’t my face. My shoulders have it the worst. (3) Someone willing to date me who doesn’t live thousands of miles away would be lovely. I mean I can do long distance but I just crave physical affection ya know? I dunno man I’m just lonely.

painting: what is the best halloween costume you have ever put together? if none, make one up. - Well, last year I was a dead cowgirl. I used my day of the dead makeup and wore a flannel, jeans, boots, and a cowboy hat that I got from party city. Relatively simple, but it was still fun to see little kids’ reactions and everything at work.

lightning: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done while drunk or high? - this implies I’ve gotten drunk or high before (I’ve been kind of tipsy before but otherwise I’m fucking lame and I don’t do that stuff)

thunder: what’s one thing you would never do for one million dollars? - kill somebody (there are a few exceptions but in general ya know?)

storms: you can only listen to one song for the rest of your life, or only see one person for the rest of your life. which and why? - both of these would drive me literally insane let’s not and say we did

love: have you ever fallen in love? describe what it feels like to realize you’re in love. - I think I have. I don't know. To me it's realizing the things I'd be willing to do for that person. Just wanting to make them happy. Wanting to spoil them, see them smile, hear their stupid jokes even if they aren't funny, see all the ugly or silly faces they make, and just loving everything about them. Overcoming my biggest insecurities and discomforts for them. Realizing that there are certain things I can only see myself doing with them. When I read those couple posts I think of them, even though it's been over a year since we've been together. Hearing a certain song or artist is tainted by thoughts of them, when nothing would come to mind before I got to know them. Filling spots in my mind and heart that for years had been left vacant. Realizing that despite how much they've hurt me, I'd gladly take them back if they asked. Feeling like it was the right love at the wrong time, even though it probably wasn't the right love at all. Falling in love to me is having them lurking around every corner of my mind, the darkest shadows, the deepest trenches, even when I'm not thinking of them, they're always there. Even when I'm not thinking about them, I somehow am. I don't know if this is love or obsession, admittedly. Maybe I just need help lol

clouds: if you’re a boy, would you ever rock black nail polish? if you’re a girl, would you ever rock really really short hair? - I’d rock both and look sexy while doing it

coffee: what’s your starbucks order, and who would you trust to order for you, if anyone? - I don’t go to starbucks enough to really say

marble: what is the most important thing to you in your life right now? - my family and getting us out of the tough situation we’re in right now

#dxrk-sxxls #long post #answers #about me #dxrk sxxls

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