#HE'S PAYING YOUR BILLS FOR YOU.
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would you believe this kid is a criminal mastermind. i wouldnt. he looks like he'd get caught in the rain and then just melt. he owns a money laundering business and is 5'2" obviously hes a normal boy
#mspaint#ms paint#oc art#disabled artist#trans artist#š the cgs#pov 16 year old boy gets stuck as his own guardian#because his criminal father vanished#and his also criminal mother will not care for him#because she is crying in her room all day#yelizaveta LOOK AFTER YOUR EVIL SON!!!#HE'S PAYING YOUR BILLS FOR YOU.#PLEASE TEACH HIM HOW TO MAKE DINNER.#THE MAID AND BUTLER WILL NOT HELP HIM#PLEASE YELIZAVETA#HES BEGGING YOU#also ignore how much he looks like artemis fowl#its not important
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This will be the first scene of FNAF 2 movieā¦
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#william afton#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf 2#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#seeing fnaf 2 movie has been fully confirmed#Iāve been thinking about scenes in the next film again#and I just wonder how that first mike and Vanessa scene will goā¦#like I would not blame Mike for a second of he did something like this#he has bills to pay and an Abby to feed!#Williams last fuck you truly was dying without paying Mike#like I know he exploded but still#hope you get well soon Vanessa š©µš©µ now open your purse
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#āBEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. āWei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!ā Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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It Follows au but the terrifying entity is just Ghost refusing to leave your house after a hookup.
#starts slamming doors like he pays bills and grousing about the food you eat#everywhere you go he follows#you try passing him off to someone else and find their head in your fridge instead :/
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i love the āi canāt pay the mortgage this monthā videos. satoru doesnāt even know what that is, he bought your house in cash, you say the word mortgage and heās super confused he calls nanami to ask if thatās something he should have for the houseāāitās not like insurance right? i swear we have all that, we even have hurricane insurance because i saw a super scary videos online once nanamin oh my goodness the poor little cats clinging to the roof i almost cried. anyway do we need that?ā
#mie.txt#this is also megumi heās like well. iām not paying the mortgage either gojo is LMFAOOO#nanami is like āsweetheart you never pay the mortgage why would you start now?ā like heās somewhere between confused#and exasperated bc a part of him suspects youāre messing with him heās learned to pick up on your pranks#first of all. yuuta barely knows how his own rent gets paid automatic billing is a beautiful thing#yuuji is so sweet about it heās like well duhhhhhhhhhhh i wouldnāt ever let you pay anyway silly girl! ā¦. absolutely babe of a man#you tell this to izuku while heās dead tired on his feet after a long day of hero work and he blinks. once. twice.#and then is like ābut babyā¦ you never pay the mortgage? i would never have you pay the mortgage?ā#all his words are very confused and sleepy and like. he wakes up in the middle of the night#and is like āhold on. we donāt even have a mortgage babe what were u talking about??ā#katsuki is like āeh? why would you start doing that now who do you think i am š asking you to pay for thatā
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This is an analysis of Kaveh and Alhaithamās argument posted on the Port Ormos bulletin board!! Because it is crazy actually!!
I think this exchange of theirs out of the three posted throughout Sumeru is particularly interesting, and this is due Alhaitham openly expressing that Kaveh does not understand what Alhaitham is really trying to say to him: āI have never denied what you meant, but you donāt understand what I am saying to you at all.ā
This exchange is relevant in various ways in exploring the motif of communication. As according to their usual rapport, the two disagree over their differing philosophies, as in sensibility versus rationality, however, Alhaithamās particular concerns in Kaveh spending his money on ānonsenseā highlights the underlying reason for this exchange. From this comment, the argument is recontextualised through Alhaithamās intention for getting involved, as Kaveh prompts the workmen to take his money in order to help them out.
When Alhaitham states that this is a meaningless action due to the inevitability of people rising or falling on their own accord, rather than solely critiquing Kavehās āimpulsiv[e]ā altruism, as Kaveh interprets, Alhaitham is directly contradicting his own comment ā as he is interfering on Kavehās decisions.
As concern is evidently the intention behind his interference, Kaveh cannot perceive this, and instead attempts to critique Alhaithamās perspective in return, although Alhaitham states: āMake no mistake. I have never denied what you meantā¦ā This response asserts that Alhaitham does not deny, but rather agrees with, Kavehās statement of āmutual assistance, fairness, and righteous angerā driving the world.
In lieu of this, rather than continuing the argument, Alhaitham claims that there is no point to it, as Kaveh does not understand what he is saying, as in, Kaveh does not understand that his intentions in interfering are out of concern. He follows this up, regardless, by criticising Kavehās handling of his budget, as, evidently, Kaveh has offered to give his own money to these workmen, and refuses to pay for Kavehās drinks for that month.
For Alhaitham, Kavehās lack of self-prioritisation leads him to impulsive altruistic acts which serve to jeopardise his own position, particularly regarding money. If Kaveh can afford to give away money, he can afford to pay his own tabs, is the takeaway from this exchange. Although, similarly to the exchange between them posted in Puspaās CafĆ©, this applies to one particular month, insinuating that Alhaitham will continue to pay for next monthās tabs of his own accord.
The main argument, as well as the disagreement over the speaker of Kavehās quote, serves as a humorous exchange, but as a motif for communication it acquires a new meaning. The two hold perspectives which contrast the other which puts them on unequal footing, demonstrated within the argument over the speaker of Kavehās quote. Although it is not disclosed who is actually in the right, both are convinced of their respective viewpoint. There is an element missing here, a potential solution to this problem, and it lies within the idea of ācorrectnessā established within A Parade of Providence.
The omission of there being an objective, correct answer to this particular debate serves as a parallel to their conflicting viewpoints, with the basis of their exchange being to āproveā to the other their ācorrectnessā ā here, it is in regard to Kaveh.
However, ācorrectnessā being the basis of their exchange, and thus, relationship, is challenged with Alhaitham shutting down the initial debate due to Kavehās misunderstanding of his meaning. Correctness, then, and its importance, is called into question within this exchange, with Kaveh being the one to chase it; his last message being that he would āproveā himself to be right.
At the core of this bulletin board exchange is the idea that Alhaitham harbours an alternative āmeaningā than the one that Kaveh assigns to him: āā¦ you donāt understand what Iām saying to you at all.ā This is a meaning which Kaveh cannot perceive due to his current understanding of Alhaitham. This represents the standing of their current relationship, where Kaveh believes Alhaitham holds him in disdain, although this belief is incongruous with Alhaithamās actions which show his care for Kaveh.
In these instances of communication through the Bulletin Boards, it is interesting to note that Kaveh is revealed to have been drunk and āscribblingā on these notice boards, and hopes that Alhaitham does not know.
Although this is a humorous detail, it adds another layer to the unreliability of their method of communication, as Kaveh has no recollection of these exchanges with Alhaitham, and therefore could not have properly interpreted Alhaitham due to an altered state of mind. It is uncertain whether Alhaitham is aware of Kavehās being drunk whilst responding to him, or whether he is believed to have been lucid, which creates another element of unreliability in their exchanges.
Alhaitham understands Kavehās thinking and the reasons for why he acts as he does, but he cannot articulate his concern in a way that Kaveh will understand, both out of Kavehās incapability of receiving goodwill, but also due to his logical manner of expression. Kaveh perceives Alhaithamās concealed expressions of concern as personal gripes and criticisms of his beliefs, and therefore believes that their relationship is based on the scholarly principle of proving the validity of oneās philosophies.
The Port Ormos Bulletin Board reinforces the core essence of their relationship: Alhaitham is invested in a personal regard, whereas Kaveh cannot see this due to his perception of Alhaitham and Alhaithamās inability to communicate in a way Kaveh would understand.
(Update: For more analyses like this, the essay this is taken from is now uploaded! It can be accessed here and here as as a pdf <3)
#i have analysed the other two bulletin exchanges as well!!#but this one has stood out to me the most ever since i read it#alhaitham has expressed to kaveh at least twice that kaveh misunderstands him#this occassion and in a parade of providence with: the issue weāre debating has long since moved on from whos right or wrong#or something of that accord#but will kaveh ever hear this if alhaitham doesnt express this in a way that cannot be misunderstood#also i love the incessant mention in all of the sumeru posts that alhaitham pays for kavehs tabs#not just his drinks but everything on a bill#and whenever they have a clash like this alhaitham drops a month and then picks up every other month#kaveh how are you seeing that he really doesnt have to do that#the line: you dont understand what im saying to you at all is so CRAZY to me and it HAUNTS me because isnt that it??#isnt that the core issue???? or one of them at least plsss they have so many#the essay editing is coming along!! thank you for your patience!! its the longest essay ive written :((#alhaitham#haikaveh#kaveh#kavetham#haikaveh meta
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I love the idea of a humanoid Bill Cipher. Like human body with the cool ass suit but the one eyed triangle head. Easily the hottest design. Otherwise, I want the triangle. I know what I am. Again, I am NOT a coward.
#gravity falls#the book of bill#tbob#gravity falls incorrect quotes#gravity falls memes#gravity falls x you#bill cipher#dipper pines#mabel pines#the pines twins#stanley pines#stanford pines#wendy corduroy#soos ramirez#gideon gleeful#I saw fanart of it on Pinterest#and I nearly felt a tear run down my leg#holy shit#this fuckass triangle needs to move out of my head heās not even paying rent#but bill cipher wouldnāt pay rent to live in your head anyway#so I guess Iām fucked#Iām his wife and his number one fan#if bill cipher has zero fans im dead
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walter white from breaking bad
Walter Hartwell White (Breaking Bad) is an Anime Girl!
#my name is walter hartwell white. i live at 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104. this is my confession. if youre watching thi#s tape im probably dead. murdered by my brother in law hank schrader. hank has been building a meth empire for over a year and using me as#is chemist. shortly after my 50th birthday hank came to me with a rather shocking proposition. he asked that i use my chemistry knowledge t#cook methamphetamine which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. connections that he made through his career with the#DEA. i was... astounded. i always thought that hank was a very moral man and i was thrown. confused. but i was also particularily vulner#able at the time. something he knew and took advantage of. i was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. han#took me on a ride along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. and i was weak. i didnt want my family to#go into financial ruin so i agreed. every day i think back at that moment with regret. i quickly realized that i was in way over my head an#hank had a partner. a man named gustavo fring. a business man. hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man and when i tried to quit#fring threatened my family. i didnt know where to turn. eventually hank and fring had a falling out. from what i can gather hank was always#pushing for a greater share of the business to which fring flatly refused to give him and things escalated. fring was able to arrange uh i#uess you could call it a hit. on my brother in law. and failed but hank was seriously injured. and i ended up paying his medical bills whic#amounted to a little over 177000. upon recovery hank was bent on revenge working with a man named hector salamanca. he plotted to kill frin#and did so. in fact the bomb that he used was built by me and he gave me no option in it. i have often contemplated suicide but i am a cowa#d. i wanted to go to the police but i was frightened. hank had risen in the ranks to become head of the DEA and about that time to keep me#n line he took my children. for 3 months he kept them.my wife who up until that point had no idea of my criminal activities was horrified t#learn what i had done. why hank had taken our children. we were scared. i was in hell i hated myself for what i had brought upon my family.#recently i tried once again to quit to end this nightmare and in response he gave me this. i cant take this anymore. i live in fear every#ay that hank will kill me or worse hurt my family. i... all i could think to do was make this video in hope that the world will finally see#this man for what he really is.#breaking bad#walter white#your fave is an anime girl#your fave is#hall of fame
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Emergency Roof Repair and Storm Cleanup Commissions
As mentioned in previous posts and pinned @anotherdayforchaosfay , we have just been through a natural disaster. Please read the pinned post on that blog. Updates will be added once we get outside and photograph the damage for our insurance claim.
I have opened commissions three months earlier than planned because we need to raise money to cover our insurance deductible as well as hiring someone to remove the tree from our roof and yard. The tree is owned by a lazy landlordlord who owns the property next door. We have told him repeatedly it needs to be trimmed or there will be damage. His property got a quick install sunroof.
I have four slots available across the board and prices start at $150 USD.
I have made the option of commissioning me for a quilt available. Three finished quilt tops are listed as commissions because they're ready for handquilting. Several people have inquired about one of the tops, so now's your chance to have it done sooner than later.
If you can do only a partial payment right now, DM me. I'll write up a contract for payments, and will require 50% upfront and weekly/monthly installs after that. You will then receive an invoice.
Commissions will begin immediately because we now have power.
I will close commissions when all slots are filled or June 1st, 2024. Whichever happens first (hopefully the former). If slots are filled, I will reopen them again after I finish all the commissions. I work fast and may complete six quilts netween now and then.
Donations are accepted,and there are four listings available in my shop with the option to pay more than my asking price (if you add an extra zero, I may very well cry).
Samples of my work below as well as in my gallery.
#quilt#sewing#commissions open#handmade#emergency funds#we may need to replace the roof but need $1000 to cover the deductible.#i was hoping for this not to happen so i could focus on using my sales and commissions to oay off debts. last year it was used to#pay my husband's medical bills. now we to focus on dealing with the roof and possibly putting things in storage because of the#roof repairs or new roof. and yeah we may hand the bill to that landlord to cover because he refused to trim the trees. the hawthorn#is MASSIVE and more than half hangs over our side of the property line. if he had trimmed it this would not have happened.#it feels nice knowing he may have to replace the vacant house or sell off the property. the half dozen othe overgrown and dead#trees have also made gravity deposits on the vacant house snd the yard on the other side of the property.#PLEASE REBLOG!!!!!!!#liking this means NO ONE BUT YOU WILL SEE IT. for posts to be seen or shared you have to REBLOG THEM.#please share this on your other social media!!!! i have only tumblr.
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paolo... š my sim was obsessed w that guy and kept flirting with him lol..... things got heated real quick i let him have fun ofc
#he kept going at his house to woohoo him man YOUVE GOT BILLS TO PAY........WORK ON YOUR SKILLS FIRST IDIOT#paolo rocca#ts4 townies#the sims 4#the sims 4 townies#so barbiche what are you up to. making ts4 fanart. cool#fanart
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jealous nureyev is always so fucking funny in retrospect. girl you have a whole ass other boyfriend you can calm down
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WWE: Watch your back, Solo Sikoa! Jimmy Uso means business š¤
#wrestling#wwe#smackdown#jimmy uso#the bloodline#your whole life jimmy? hes 8 years younger than you what kinda grudge were you having with an infant lmao#yokozuna: paying the heating bills so newborn solo didnt freeze to death during the cold winter#jimmy: ...fck this little bitch i have to beat his ass
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with the way danielās team have been so focused on denying any racing related rumors outside of rbr youād think theyāre planning a last second hail mary. but no. theyāre just that incompetent. the gc and i would do a better job.
#letās start with how over his illustrious career he hasnāt picked up any personal sponsors#mistake number 1!#everything about enchante? throw it in the bin we can do it better#racing rumors? all press is good press just let them talk#rbr dragging my clientās name through the mud? there will be hell to pay#i could go on and on and onnnn#also!!! no more bills games they hate you and youāre a curse so as your manager i demand you sit your pretty ass at home. or better yet.#GO HOME?#daniel ricciardo
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#You got a fast car I want a ticket to anywhere Maybe we make a deal Maybe together we can get somewhere Any place is better Starting from#zero got nothing to lose Maybe we'll make something Me myself I got nothing to prove You got a fast car I got a plan to get us outta here I#been working at the convenience store Managed to save just a little bit of money Won't have to drive too far Just 'cross the border and into#the city You and I can both get jobs And finally see what it means to be living See my old man's got a problem He live with the bottle#that's the way it is He says his body's too old for working His body's too young to look like his My mama went off and left him She wanted#more from life than he could give I said somebody's got to take care of him So I quit school and that's what I did You got a fast car Is it#fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision Leave tonight or live and die this way So I remember when we were driving#driving in your car Speed so fast it felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder#And I-I had a feeling that I belonged I-I had a feeling I could be someone be someone be someone You got a fast car We go cruising#entertain ourselves You still ain't got a job And I work in the market as a checkout girl I know things will get better You'll find work and#I'll get promoted We'll move out of the shelter Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs So I remember when we were driving driving in#your car Speed so fast it felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And I-I had#a feeling that I belonged I-I had a feeling I could be someone be someone be someone You got a fast car I got a job that pays all our bills#You stay out drinking late at the bar See more of your friends than you do of your kids I'd always hoped for better Thought maybe together#you and me'd find it I got no plans I ain't going nowhere Take your fast car and keep on driving So I remember when we were driving driving#in your car Speed so fast it felt like I was drunk City lights lay out before us And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder And#I-I had a feeling that I belonged I-I had a feeling I could be someone be someone be someone You got a fast car Is it fast enough so you can#fly away?You gotta make a decisionLeave tonight or live and die this way#le song shouting
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The new percy jackson show is good for launching the hopefully successful careers of three brilliant young actors and i think thats neat. but man it looks like shit
#it is so sterilized#disneyplus truly is the shein of live action cgi productions#it is so mind blowingly cheap#bringing this up because i have not stopped thinking about the recent episode and that damn hotel#why did it look so BORING#that place was supposed to be off the walls chaotic enticing fun#why did they just skim over all of that#mr riordan constantly shit talking that old movie adaption he hated#and going on and on about how this one is sooooooo much better#okay okay okay im listening sir but lets talk about how disney happens to be the company that pays your bills#its very interesting that you LOVE this adaption so much
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ooooooughhhh biting and maiming and tearing and scratching and killing and bleeding and
#me @ me: no one cares#HATE my job. hate it#have to call landlords on the phone and then they are rude to me because *checks notes*#the HVAC system in a unit they own has been leaking for a year and the damage is so extensive itll cost 15k to fix#like damn sir im fucking sorry that you dont regularly have your units inspected for damage im really fucking beat up about that#its SUCH a shame that the damage is so bad its affected the unit below yours and now you have to pay for it#thats really so sad for YOU#this guys owns at least two possibly three condos in this community and lowkey i hope he dies#hes been very rude to me for no reason lmao#fuck me. as if its MY fault you dont pay any attention to whats happening in the condos you own#its almost like its your job to make sure things are functioning and livable when youre renting out a space to a human person#all landlords please kill yourselves#they are all such trash fucking people. literally only care about money.#i told him the approximate cost (the majority of which he wont be paying btw its billed to the building management)#and he was like WOW you guys will just charge WHATEVER YOU WANT you just raise prices WILLY NILLY#sir. we have to remove the HVAC system the washer/dryer AND the water heater#and then rip up all of the drywall and flooring in the living room and HVAC closet#and then put it back together. please please please please die. im begging.
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