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chaoticace2005 · 11 months ago

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Emily: ARE YOU-

Sir Pentious: fucking

Emily: KIDDING ME? YOU COMPLETE-

Sir Pentious: fucking

Emily: IDIOT! YOU-

Sir Pentious: asshole

St. Peter: ... I'm sorry, what the fuck?

Sir Pentious: Miss Emily doesn't like swearing, so I'm helping her out.

#HE WOULDDDD #imagine the first time Emily drops a swear— the world will freeze. heaven will collapse down on us #submission #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #sir pentious #emily hazbin hotel #st peter hazbin hotel

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jeanralphiosbf · 1 month ago

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ouhhhhskdbglsnckcn 🥺

#HE WOULDDDD #.txt #jean #i've thought of smth similar where its late at the office and i'm Very much exhausted #and after annoying me for like 20m he successfully convinces me to go take a nap #so i go sleep on one of the 50 couches they have #and he sits on the other end idk on his phone or whatever and stays w me #💥💥💥💥💥💥💥maybe also drapes his leather jacket over me 💥💥💥#idk how warm they keep the temp in the office but like it Is october.#also i'm annoying and like anything below 75 is cold af to me so i'd prob be cold anyways

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ambiguouslady42 · 5 days ago

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I have a car coming to get us. Anya, can you go pick. Two books, a stuffed, and a pair of pjs for the granny's house?

-🕵🏼‍♂️Loid

A car? Loid, you didn't have to do all that. Anya hurriedly comes back with her books, her new Bondman stuffy, and her pj's. I pick her up as you take her belongings.

#Selfship: Lophie #character anons #I'M SCREAMING #HE WOULDDDD

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satoruly · 1 year ago

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toji ‘ill fuck you till you love me’ fushiguro

#🍒 — miri's version #i will combust #bc bc bc #he wouldddd #bro imma use that as inspo #for a future fic #idk what but i will 😭#toji fushiguro #jjk #🍒 — in dirty dreams

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xskywalker21 · 5 months ago

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He sure did!

#meet the robinsons #cornelius robinson #franny robinson #meme #twitter #he wouldddd

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mrsoharaa · 2 months ago

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Play fighting with Satoru on your couch with his big hands on your waist, firmly holding you down on his crotch. Grins cockily as he watches your face contort into a flustered expression, brows quickly furrow as you bash your fists against his chest.

“You pervert!”

“Can’t help it pretty! I have a beautiful girl on top of me!”

“Are you serious right now Satoru?! I’m literally fighting you!”

“And it’s turning me on, what can I say?”

#helllp he soooo wouldddd 😭😭💀💀💀#then he’ll just laugh some more when you just inevitably give up and start grounding yourself onto his twitching erection #guides you with your movements on his hips…softly bites his bottom lip as he relishes in your pretty flustered moans and insistent eye rolls #he loves his ridiculously stubborn hot partner give in to him and his silly perverse ways <3 #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru #jjk

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vaultedoverthehorse · 2 months ago

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Do you guys think Dally ever snuck Soda to ride horses after his parents banned him or is that just me.

#soda wouldddd be guilty but horses are the one area where he does NOT give a shit #he needs to ride horses #and dally just shows up at his house one night and is like #‘get ur ass out here’#also dally definitely tried to steal Mickey Mouse back with Steve #the outsiders #the outsiders musical #the outsiders movie #the outsiders novel #sodapop curtis #sodapop patrick curtis #the outsiders sodapop #dally winston #dallas winston #the outsiders dally

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subpar-celestial · 11 months ago

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I HATE when fanfic writers villainize certain characters so they can make their fic more angsty, or so they can have a canon couple break up to do their ship.

like some teen wolf writers got me defending Scott and I don't even particularly like Scott.

THERES SO MANY OTHER WAYS YOU CAN GO ABOUT ITTTT!!!!

If you want conflict between characters you can DO THAT without having to make one the devil.

Also there's many ways to get your ship going even if a character is in a canon relationship without making their partner like abusive or toxic or whatever. YOU COULD EVEN MAKE IT SO THEY WERE NEVER DATINGGGG!!! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE LITERALLY ENDLESSSSS!!!!!!

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possum-quesadilla · 5 months ago

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WHAHAAHAHAHA!! THIS. IT IS LATE HERE SO IM T TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH VERY LOUDLY. THANK YOU

Here are my thoughts on chapter five

@possum-quesadilla

#HE WOULDDDD #god I cannot get over how you draw expressions #love the gravity falls patch!! he definitely watched it with Lydia #I love my fucked up little guy <333 #THANK YOU. WOW. YOU ARE SO QUICK!#beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice fanfic #shoggoth 88 #lawrence beetlejuice shoggoth #lawrence graham #lonely remants #corpsejuice #corpsejuice fanart #Beetlejuice #beetlejuice fanart #blue’s treasure hoard #<- that’s gonna be the tag for all my fic fanart and such bc. wow!#it is treasure to me <33 thank you all!!

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carlyxtalessdo · 1 year ago

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there's no way those rumors about blanche not being sable's daughter are still going around they couldn't be more similar if they tried just look at them. they're equally clingy and jealous for bibi's attention 😭

#i talk a lot <3 #nsws #not sew wicked stepmom #abigail freidkin #sable freidkin #blanche freidkin #also bo i'm not crying at how much progress sable has made. totally not sobbing at how easily he can now touch abigail #.... god if he could climb into her lap he wouldddd just look at him aksjkskdls

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 4 days ago

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actually i take it back ness smells like a loaf of freshly baked bread and i wish to inhale him 🙏🙏

#he is like a little cat that u sniff #?#u get what i mean #when cats somehow smell like baked bread and sunlight . thats ness #he wouldddd like vanilla/cinnamon esque perfumes tho . i believe this >:3 #ari noises ✩

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echoes-ofdawn · 2 years ago

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i just re-started and you're already making me want to cry, mammon i love you my sweetheart

#he would be so sad he wouldddd #and i cant do that to him #its only been 5 minutes and im already wrapped around their fingers smhhh #obey me #obey me mammon

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transgender-rex · 1 year ago

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@charlataninred

Y’all ever look at a character and go ‘this man did his own top surgery’

#SPINO #yes i know shes not that type of scientist but he wouldddd

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tojiscrack · 6 months ago

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OMG reader being inspired by you and some things having actually happened in your childhood is actually soooo crazy why are you like the most cool and iconic and funny person ever😫😫😭😭 i fr love liar liar so so so much ughhh and i’m amazed how you manage to make megumi do silly shit but it doesn’t seem ooc at alllll!!!! i love sassy porcupine

stawwwwp you’re gonna make me blush in the comfort of my own room (how dare you 😟💞) !!!

your love for the story is GREATLY appreciated, you have no idea <3

as seen in canon, megumi is not easily influenced but tends to be dragged in situations that he doesn’t start (his friends do 💀). why not have a horrifically troublesome childhood friend who he follows around but will completely deny it if you mention that to him? 🤭

this gave me the motivation to write again, ty anon! <33

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mrsoharaa · 5 months ago

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When you get into a nasty fight with a special grade curse and it's been easily dealt with by Satoru, Suguru hastily chases up next to you, gently caresses your jaw within his wide hands and carefully skims over your pretty face in search for deep liaisons/scratches with careful, subtle head tilts as he does it. Catches your gracious blown out pupils with his and smiles in utter relief and awe, thumb brushing away the tiny freckle of dirt and curse residue tainting across your beautiful skin.

#GNAWING ON M KNUCKLES AND SCREAMING INTO THE VOID WITH THIS ONE #HE WOULD HE WOULD HE WOULDDDD #THE INTIMACYYY 😩😫🥺💗💘💕#BABY MY BABYYY #geto suguru x reader #jjk

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trollocs-ooc · 10 months ago

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headcanon that 12 knows morse code, semaphore, braille, and the nautical flag alphabet by pusher

REAL AND TRUE

#hes got an eternity to learn things he wouldddd #talk #liexii naraal #asks

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