#HE THOUGHT I WAS A CIS DUDE

[urplepurplegurgleturgle]

My brother genuinely just forgot I was trans he asked me if I get bothered by having random boners and I just looked at him in silence before he went “OH FUCK WAIT-“

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know. 

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite. 

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise. 

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do. 

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots. 

[youarenotthewalrus]

Read Scott Pilgrim recently and like. Why did Bryan Lee O'Malley give Scott a social circle consisting almost entirely of women and gay men? Like, Scott is supposed to be a straight dude but he has literally two straight dude friends and one of them later turns out to be gay. It's not even like this is some accident of how the supporting cast happened to shake out either, Scott explicitly says that all his friends in high school were girls. This is a deliberate characterization choice and like... why?

[feline-evil]

Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

[yeyayeya]

Wait, is there ever a reason why Feng Xin has a phobia of women? Does he have it due to some kind of trauma or is it just something played up for laughs?

The novel doesn’t really give much of his backstory, or any for that matter, and it seems to get forgotten later on. Does the revised version add up to it, or is it just forgotten?

[mellophase]

The White No Face identity reveal hit me hard. And the art at the end of the chapter made it WORSE. XL looked absolutely horrified and I get it. Holy shit do I get it.

[frenchy-and-the-sea]

mmmmmmmm sad

i was really excited about my CoS game yesterday but a few of the players seem to be very fixated on getting to the next combat/room they can steal stuff from? and getting annoyed when my character expresses caution? I got interrupted once or twice while looking through some of the lore-related stuff or while trying to find an alternative means of doing something besides "charging right in." Like, not just the character taking off to do their own thing - the player interrupted me to tell the DM that we were going down a hallway. Like. Okay.

we were told this was going to be a roleplay/exploration/mystery heavy game and I'm feeling like that's only fine if it fits in the span of six minutes. And so now it feels like I'm the one making the problem.

[ghostwithpants]

Me (13yrs F): *discovers Danny Phantom and begins a life long obsession over this franchise. Had been hoovering up as much content as possible ever since*

Trans!Danny: *EXISTS*

Me (16yrs F) : “oooo ho HO! NO THANK YOU!!! He’s my comfort character and thinking about him being anything other then a cis boy makes me super uncomfortable! …Whelp others are enjoying it, so imma just blacklist is and move on with my life. 😩”

Me (24yrs F): “Seriously why does this makes me so uncomfortable??? I don’t have a problem with literally any other character being hc as trans? I actively support and love the trans community irl so what gives???”

Me (24yrs F): *unblocks the tag and tries to forces myself to consume it because what the fucks my problem*

Me (25yrs F): *has a weird dream where I’m Danny and his life and mine have been mushed together super weirdly but I was born a boy, treated like a boy and woke up feeling all warm and fuzzy because I’d never felt so good in my body before*

Me (25yrs M): “huh that was weird. I wonder what the fuck was that about…”

Me (25yrs M): 👀

Me (25yrs M): “…WAIT WHAT THE FUC-!”

[tackyink]

Hbomb is one of those youtubers whose videos never get old no matter how much I listen to them when I'm working, and I've had a bone to pick with James "the Night of the Long Knives happened because Hitler didn't like Röhm was fat" Somerton for a long time, so this has been me for the last two days:

[somekindafairy]

me: my gender is all encompassing, i am all genders, you cant even misgender me cuz its all in there

me realizing someone ive been spending time with definitely just sees me as a woman: ah 🙃

[fuckthisshitimin]

As an asexual, I make it my holy mission to be as annoying about my lack of attraction as allos are about their attraction.

[grimvagary]

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[waterberry-strawmelon]

it really sucks when the creator(s) of something you really like clearly have some unchecked biases that leak into their work, cuz you know they’d probably try and correct their behavior if they had it pointed out to them, but they’re just so oblivious that some little comments drop here and there that just brilliantly showcase how entrenched they are in their sphere of privilege to recognize it

[blueish-bird]

you know… seeing all these trans headcanons going around has really got me wanting to talk about my ideas for transfem Aki

[homosexchad]

accidentally educating well meaning but confused cis people seems to be my new vibe lol

im mostly stealth irl but since i'm getting top surgery this summer and a couple of irl friends were like "omg why are you getting surgery? are you dying? are you ill?", i came out to some of them bc fuck it.

anyway, one girl asked how it worked and i mentioned scar care and she was so confused. turns out she thought that every top surgery consisted of basically vacuuming the tit out and then being fine the same day. bruh.

my college tutors were baffled, but in a chill way. ended up turning my 5 minute "ok, here's how we'll tell your apprenticeship employer" meeting into a 45 minute deep dive where i accidentally radicalised one of my tutors because he genuinely thought transitioning was like a "go to the GP and you're done in a year" thing, and not a 4 year waitlist, 1 year diagnosis, blood tests, more waiting, hormones, then a constant uphill battle, a year of appointments for a referral, years of waiting for surgery, weight limits with no wiggle room, etc.

the weight limit thing really confused him, he was like "but you're not even fat!" and i was like "well, first of all, i am" and then explained the additional risks and how pretty much every surgeon in this country has a BMI limit of 30, which is part of the reason i'm glad to be able to go private bc i'd have to lose about 20kg to be eligible for most NHS surgeons, and going abroad is??? a bit too scary for me lol.

he asked about GRCs and i explained how they work and what they do and he was shook lol. i was like yeah bro, i've got 7 years of evidence and my statutory declaration but no NHS diagnosis, and they won't accept my private doctor's diagnosis bc they're not The List of Approved Doctors so i've been waiting for this NHS appointment for years.

"how much is it for you to go private?? it's hOW MUCH?? EVERY MONTH?? how much is surgery? IT'S WHAT NOW?!?! is there a payment plan? NO?!??!"

homie asked when the next protest was 😂

he said i can contact him whenever i want to get stuff off my chest about this topic and for once i was like yknow what. yes it's frustrating that there's an expectation for me to educate others, but also like. there's so much misinformation online rn about how transitioning works, what legal transition looks like, what the legal rights are, that it's kind of chill. i have the energy, and if it's a well meaning person that i know well enough i'm kind of chill with it.

[horrible-oracle]

this cishet guy literally just said "ladies gentlemen and cyborgs" when making an announcement for everyone in the group chat ☠️☠️☠️