#HE RUINED ME

[kyojurismo]

nsfw !!

now look at tengen’s hands for a moment…

now, imagine him grabbing your chin while he’s pounding into you. he wants to look right into your eyes while you’re gushing around his dick, before muttering something like “take it like a good girl… i know you can give me another one.” 😮‍💨

[ssaraexposs]

The things I would let this man do to me...

[vanillevs]

I got into F1 because I decided to watch DTS and when I saw his face on the screen I knew I’d be hooked on him for life like I am not joking it was a life changing experience

[mcgilm]

[prozacbarbiee]

how is it that every girl i know is traumatised by a some guy from 2019

[adorablehyunjae]

Can he just settle down for one moment I'm loosing my collective shit.

[id0ntexistyoud0ntexist]

my biggest fear rn is that i’ll never feel anything for anyone again

[purpleisacolor]

I JUST WANNA DATE SOMEONE I CANNOT TAKEN LIVING IN THIS LIMBO ANYMORE

[memoryisthemonster]

The rumors are true. He (the one that broke my heart which must not be named) ruined Evanescence and Phil Collins for me for life. Banned from my playlists. Don't wanna listen to them, let alone mentioning Call Me When Your Sober song/video or the Tarzan soundtrack. Never again.

I hate to relate people with music I like. It's annoying. That's why I will NEVER dedicate a song from my favorite bands and artists.

[cowboylikedean]

why is the smell of someone you're in love with so INTOXICATING

[sadclowncentral]

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[egophiliac]

YOU MANIFESTED THE TWEEL CARDS CONGRATS

YOU'RE WELCOME EVERYBODY!

seriously though I was probably like. 60-80% thinking we'd get at least one tweel for chapter 10. but I was NOT expecting it so soon! both of 'em! in August! a shame we're not getting a Coral Sea event after all...but I guess I can be resigned to that and ALSO excited for getting shiny sparkly glowing(!!!!) mertwins along with Azul fighting his inner demons and going right for the eyes! AHHHH I CAN'T WAIT

(also heeeey I recognize that rowboat... 👀)

[antlergrave]

when will the brainrot ever end

rewatching stranger things only for him now. there's something terribly wrong with me

[cowardlykrow]

Quick, find him the closest meteor-

[riddleturner]

he's an apostate. he's a grey warden. he's on the run from the law. he's bonded body mind and soul to a spirit of the fade. he practices one of the rarest and most taxing magical diciplines known to mages. he's a cat dad. he was put in solitary confinement for a full year. he saves lives daily and asks for no payment. he's a massive bitch. he's personal friends with the hero of ferelden. he hates the church. he's hopelessly in love with you. he writes and distributes his own manifesto. he was forced to kill his own ex boyfriend. he doesn't see a way out. he's fucking blonde.

[maudiemoods]

WAAAAAUAGRGGG!!

I love them so so so much!! AURGG!!