#HE IS A HOTTIE

[bm-beautifulmen-atw]

BM (BEAUTIFUL MEN) ATW (AROUND THE WORLD)

ANDREW BIERNAT, Polish-American

[bl-bam-beyond]

LEE LONG SHI

[Nickname: LONG]

[volturilovers]

Male Characters that no doubt would be naturally good looking as a female and that I as a female would date

1. Caius

[joelsgoldrush]

okay but i’m watching “new girl” for the first time and i think i’m in love with nick miller

[syoddeye]

simon doesn't pursue people, he operates more like a one-man strike team. his approach to human connection is transactional, pragmatic, a matter of logistics.

on the rare occasion he's looking for company, he wants someone easy, who won't fuss when he introduces them to a thin motel mattress. won't ask what he does for work or try to make plans for the morning. won't bother him about 'next time'. nothing long-term. no strings.

he doesn't have a 'type' so much as a protocol: pick someone malleable, pliant, and preferably on the pill.

then you start working at his local.

the first time he sees you, he doesn't notice much beyond the basics: efficiency, attentiveness, pouring pints and bantering with the regulars with aplomb. by the second or third time, he's paying closer attention. you're not just good at your job—you're quick, always three steps ahead of the chaos. you give out smiles left and right, but it's more muscle memory than genuine warmth. and you're clever, too. funny, even, when someone manages to earn your attention for longer than a transaction.

you could probably keep up with his humor. go toe-to-toe.

you're off-limits, though. that's the rule. bartenders are switzerland—neutral territory. don't shit where you eat. it's a system that works, so long as he doesn't let himself think too much about the view when you lean over the counter or the lilt of your voice when you ask what he's having tonight.

then one evening, you take another man's number. some leering idiot, too comfortable with inserting himself into your space, grinning like he's cracked your code because you haven't humbled him. simon doesn't react, not outwardly. he nurses his drink and watches as you smile, slip the napkin into your pocket, and turn back to the bar.

but that's when you become a problem.

he tells himself it doesn't matter, that it's nothing. he doesn't want a number or a date. but the thought of someone else having you—someone who doesn't know what to do with a woman like you—it's a splinter buried just deep enough to keep him thinking about it. irritating, prone to fester.

how to approach you, though? he can't be as direct as he'd like, can't pin you down with a look or crass words. no way to corner you when you're safe behind the counter, or disappearing through a staff door. hanging around until you're off would be pathetic. dog behavior, he thinks, with a twinge of contempt for the mental image. he's got too much self-respect for that, at least.

no, he's got to actually make an effort. use his words.

the next time he comes in, he waits. no more corner tables or watching from afar. he sits close, pretends not to notice how your hands look slicing a lime. he orders his usual and tries not to overthink your tone when you set it down in front of him.

"you alright?"

you reach for his card, fingers pinching the plastic, but he holds on, smirking when you tug and then huff.

this is the moment. his moment. the one he's been building toward in his head for days. but there's a hitch, a blip in his usual confidence, and he fumbles. he blames your perfume.

"so…you come here often?"

not what he meant to say, but not the worst.

the shockwave of his nuclear-level failure doesn't register until your lips twitch, and it finally sinks in. his eyes widen a fraction as the realization lands. oh, he's fucked it. all his rehearsing, for nothing.

"…yeah," you say, voice flat, a single brow raised as you gesture vaguely toward the bar around you. "i work here?"

his mouth dries, but his face doesn't change. he doesn't fight it when you pull the card out of his grasp. there's the barest glint of something in your eyes—amusement, maybe, or pity. he's not sure which is worse.

you turn away to ring him up, but when you glance back, he's gone.

next

[somos-deseos]

La gente de “Tumblr” puede tener mi Instagram pero la gente de Instagram no puede tener mi “Tumblr”.

— Seguen Oríah [🔥].

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[hyunpic]

hyunjin on bubble: i changed the background (*of the bubble chat). this is my room

[houndsofheaven]

Harry: listen, even though Tom is inhumanly gorgeous it doesn't mean you have to just do whatever he says

Abraxas: what

Harry: like yes those cheekbones are impeccable. His lips are soft and lush. But those very same lips spew poison and LIES

Orion: Harry...

Harry: and god those hands. Those long divine fingers... But you have to remember the EVIL things he does with those hands!

Orion: Harry listen...

Harry: those eyes that suck you in... his soft hair... the dimples when he smiles... All designed to make you lower your guard and submit to his desires

Abraxas: So, what I'm hearing is that you fancy Tom.

Harry: what? No! Haven't you been listening to me at all?

Orion: yeah, you've just been listing things about Tom you find attractive

Harry: Well, yeah, everyone thinks Tom is attractive.

Orion: Er, not really?

Abraxas: Not really my type, no.

Harry: Then why do you follow him??

Orion: he's really powerful?

Abraxas: and terrifying

Harry: but also hot right?

Orion: no

[thehornedguy]

Question, why does upcoming action comedy christmas movie, "Red One", starting Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, has also...

A HOTTEST LOOKING KRAMPUS EVER!!??

[nekophy]

So- Hazbin twt released this clip a while back to introduce Lucifer- and Im like 110% sure they know what they are doing 🧎‍♂️✨

Angel's probably in for a surprise tho...

[bl-bam-beyond]

Wow, it's finally happened TANATORN SAENANGKANIKORN [Nickname: TITLE] has gotten a lead role. Well, he was a lead in REMEMBER ME. But he was part of an ensemble of leads.

He is playing Top in FUTURE: The Series. But on April 29, 2023 he will play the lead role in LA PLUIE: The Series. He was Tal in MY ONLY 12% that fell for See-iw while Cake was in the US. He was Champ in REMEMBER ME.

LA PLUIE (2023, THAILAND)

He plays Saengtai, a young man with a sensorineural hearing lost when it rains. He can only hear one voice when it rains as fate decides.

Not sure about this premise but I'm here for Title leading his own BL.

[starlittragedies]

“remus is the casanova of gryffindor!” this “remus is nerdy and doesn’t have game” that

STOP FIGHTING WE CAN HAVE BOTH !!! while remus isn’t conventionally attractive he is emotionally attractive from an outsider’s point of view.

cuz so what if he has scars and dresses in old sweaters and cardigans? a lot of people (especially the younger ones) has a crush on him ! I MEAN HE IS THEE SENIOR FOR THE YOUNGER YEARS !!!

remus lupin, the kind prefect who would always let the younger ones get away with a little bit of mischief as long as they go to bed when they’re supposed to.

remus lupin who is one of the top wizards in the school, excelling in every academic prospect he sets his mind to.

remus lupin who would no doubt offer the younger ones chocolate if he ever sees them crying and overwhelmed.

remus lupin who wouldn’t turn away any witch or wizard who asks for his help.

remus lupin who was considered to be the good prefect, the perfect student, but who is also a part of a little band of mischievous boys where he often planned intricate and extreme pranks.

people don’t like remus from one look at him, that’s sirius.

people don’t like remus after one conversation with him, that’s james.

people like remus because he is remus. yeah he may be cranky and mean and sarcastic and a not conventionally attractive but that just adds to his charm.

[tapakah0]

[mingkiz]

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this video should be illegal cause the things its doing to me

[spicyvampire]

Tyme's face going "hmm okay, not my best work, i'm failing this social interaction" everytime he is tryna be like emphatic and hit on Great is just so fucking funny tho