#HE IS A BITEY

[gremlin-boah]

Can i pet Micah...? I'm sure he doesn't bite..

He uhhhhh... He does bite...

But @anonymous if you pet him long enough he might give in.

[renard-dartigue]

Two gay hogs and their awful(affectionate) son.

[mytardisisparked]

One of my favorite parts of The X-Files is when Scully insults someone or teases Mulder and Mulder's face just LIGHTS UP. Every time she does it he looks like it's the greatest day of his life. He's so into that.

[pickle-and-beans]

OUCH! NO BOITE! 😡

[kangals]

sleepy boy after his first trip to Home Depot! this was his first time I’ve let him walk around in a store as opposed to carried, and he did way better than I expected! We just spent about 20 minutes wandering around and letting him see stuff like carts, dolleys, other people etc while getting lots of rewards and he did great, good mix of engaged and curious but not overwhelmed and still willing to check in with me. and now he’s passed tf out, as an extra bonus.

[melzzzzz]

STARS Halloween Party '97

chris 10$ werewolf costume vs weskers tailored vampire fit

[mulderscully]

a crazy detail about firstprince is how generally soft and tender their relationship is but teeth is insanely canon. i remember one person complained that taylor kissed with too much teeth in the movie but 😭 that's literally canon in the book too? like alex telling henry he'll "take him apart with his teeth."whatever THAT means, it could mean so much?? but also when they have make up sex and alex bites henry's lip so much it BLEEDS? casey what the hell (affectionate)

[amaranthsynthesis]

looking at timelines and thinking about the CONSTANT near misses where Durge and Karlach almost met while involved with/working for Gortash. the overlap is there!! but Karlach doesn't recognize Durge when they meet in game, so they must not have ever met

Karlach was Gortash's bodyguard, it would have made sense for him to bring her to meetings with a Bhaalspawn--when would he be in more danger than that? That he didn't means that either he trusted Durge not to kill him, or worried instead that Durge would kill Karlach if they met. Which, yeah, if her temperament pre-Avernus is anything like in-game then that meeting would have extraordinarily poorly! Faced with a very real threat she would have stood her ground to protect her boss and friend, still, and there is no way Durge could let that slide--there is no way she could have won that fight. Gortash liked her too much, or did not want to replace her yet, or had already put the wheels in motion on the infernal engines front and knew she would make an excellent candidate for a test, when the time came. Cuz he sold her anyway, didn't he?

so I'm emo about that but ALSO the slapstick hijink potential of Gortash running interference so that neither of them ever encounter one another is UNPARALLELED.

[wordsinhaled]

kink discovery and biting and possessive Charles, oh my (or as @qwanderer so succinctly calls it, "bitey Charles")

[cybertron-after-dark]

Ive talked about Predacon Bumblebee. I've talked about Dinobot Optimus. But did y'all know the toyline also had a dinobot bumblebee?

Well, now you do.

[mutualcombat]

everyone please meet my new baby kuo-toa sensation, his name is Beans

[sesamenom]

more of Mae's adventures in Castle Dracula

aka: Maedhros used Punch! It's super effective!

[dark-elf-writes]

I feel like along with ADHD and Dyslexia biting people as a child would be another big hint towards demigod status.

[mspaintbladie]

i don't know what this twt trend is but it gave me an excuse to doodle the silly fake foxian again

[kangals]

omg it took a week of puppy shenanigans but stellina finally gave kepler his first actual correction, thank god. it was incredibly deserved (she was sleeping, he ran up and jumped on her) and also incredibly gentle (she just gave him a stern bark and kind of chased him for 2 feet) but i hope this means she's getting enough confidence to start enforcing some boundaries. it would make my life sooo much easier. PROUD OF MY GENTLE DAUGHTER.

[loganslowdown4]

This past week my dad got my mom a Scottish Terrier puppy—

So, me being a huge nerd, I took the logical next step…

‘YOU CAN CONJURE PUPPIES????’