#HAVING A NORMAL ONE

[pisshandkerchief]

god I wish I was a sheep being gently but firmly held down and sheared by a butch lesbian

[murderofsomeone]

me when the characters are best friends and they care for each other so much

[whimsicalgoose]

thinking about spock being too human for vulcan, and too vulcan for most humans... and then there's kirk who looks at him with huge homosexual eyes and trusts spock with his life time and time again. and compliments his mind. and compliments the glimpses of his emotions. THEY MAKE ME ILL!!!!

[finleycannotdraw]

GOODNESS KNOWS THE WICKEDS LIVES ARE LONELY GOODNESS KNOWS THE WICKED DIE ALONE

[magicmalcolm]

[useless-gay-kid4]

do you ever think about how cas was supposed to hold dean close. do you ever think about jacting choices getting cut out of The Scene™. do you ever think about how people heard jensen scream cas’s name from blocks away. do you ever think about how he was pushed into the wrong wall. dyou ever think about jackles recording the whole thing on his phone. do you ever think about how they were edited to look like they were standing farther away from each other. do you ever think

[prettyboykatsuki]

caleb the type to talk you through your first ever orgasm </3 teaches you how to ask for what you want and makes you tell him where it feels good ☹️☹️ what else is an older brother for if not to guide his little sister?

inhales a puff of my cigarette

cw psuedocest, use of gege bc im a pervert, phone sex

you're just. maybe venting over the phone. crabby about something that has nothing to do with caleb at all. im picturing it over the phone for max sexual tension. you're just being even brattier with him than usual and he's like. gently scolding you about it. puts on that firm but kind voice he only does with you.

you blurt it out and caleb is like quiet for a while. and he's like well if you dont understand your body then of course it'd be difficult for you to do. and there's this underlying tension and you don't know what you're chasing. just that gege is safe and you can trust him with anything like you always have

so you just tell him you keep stopping. you get scared when you get too close and he laughs a bit on the other side of the line. you're scared because it feels too good? you're usually more brave than this.

you complain to him and he just laughs a bit more. but then eventually he tells you to focus on something else. and you petulantly reply like what? and caleb pauses. you hear him swallow over the line. just focus on my voice.

caleb wont say anything too crass. too vulgar. your knowledge of these things should be as limited as they can be. so its just... soft. gentle. doesn't use the proper words, skirts around everything. it feels good when you touch it lightly right? be gentle.

you get huffy. it's the tension. how on edge it already is. how you're trying not to notice the thick lust in calebs voice. how it makes you feel to not hear him or see him - but wonder anyone if he's aroused at all. if he's maybe touching himself to you, too. over the front of his jeans - just barely running his palm over it. as much as you want to think about, it's hard to picture it.

you can't picture him getting himself off, but for some reason it's easy to picture him on top of you. picture him inside of you—

im close you've never whined so loud gege, im—

shhhh. it's okay. just cum. ill take care of you.

you cum hard. its satisfying. stokes the flames of desire in the pit of your stomach and makes it easier to breathe. it makes sense, you think.

he already has so many of your firsts.

[trigun-yaoi-fest]

[animal-jam-shitposting]

I LOVE YOU ANIMAL JAM PLUSHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mercystine]

oh we'll still hate each other my dear we have hated each other too long and too passionately to stop but my bones will rest easy next to your bones my bones will rest easy next to your bones my bones will rest easy next to your bones my bones will rest easy next to your bones my bones wi

[ddeck]

uhhhhh i um uh umm yeah i get it now

[kylejsugarman]

like obviously if u didnt know the piece of trivia that jesse was originally supposed to be killed off in season 1 of brba, u probably wouldn't get that impression from the show since he quickly becomes the deuteragonist, but that fact still somehow feels woven into the very fabric of the show. that jesse wasnt supposed to live this long. with the reckless way he lives, the action he gets himself involved in (and eventually dragged into), the disregard he shows for his own wellbeing, u expect him to die in every episode. with every horrible thing that happens, u expect him to die. everyone around him wants him dead. it feels like an inevitability. but it never happens. jesse keeps surviving even as everyone around him dies; he lives longer than anyone, even the audience, ever could have expected. it's something simultaneously horrific and miraculous, that this character who was and is doomed continues living despite everything in the world around him trying to kill him. what's worse than dying?? surviving. what's better than dying?? surviving. that's part of what makes "el camino" so compelling even though the narrative never hides the fact that jesse will successfully escape. it's not a question of whether or not he'll escape. it's a question of what do u do when ur only choice is to keep living??

[loucifersbitch]

tommy kinard saying "evan" save me

tommy kinard saying "evan"

save me tommy kinard saying "evan"

[bisexualvampires]

tired of consuming vampires on tumblr dot com when thhey should be consuming me. who said that

[teaboot]

Was mistaken for someone else at the bus stop the other day

[unluckedtj]

vanlock nation i have 1 drawing of them almost kissing, if i get 150 notes (somehow) i will smush their faces together