#HANG IN THERE CUPCAKE

[newoozi]

your new friend vernon is walking you home one night, telling you all about the date his mom is setting him up on in an attempt to “get out there more”. he admits it’s been a while since he’s taken somebody on a date, and he’s sort of nervous and half dreading it. he doesn’t even have any idea what he’s going to wear.

the two of you reach the front of your apartment building, and you face to look at him. placing your hands on his shoulders you teasingly say, “wear that navy blue polo shirt of yours. it almost makes you look nice.”

he huffs out a small laugh in response, but the truth is he’s sort of spiraling. you notice what he’s wearing beyond an aesthetic sense? do you pay attention to how the shirt fits him perfectly, how it hugs at his chest and shows off his arms? of course, vernon knows he’s attractive — people swoon over him on the daily, and many times he can get away with not paying for ramen at the convenience store if the girl at the counter is young. but, it never crossed his mind that you thought about him in that way. it was different with you, wasn’t it?

he thinks about that, and you, on the way back to his dorm.

you text him to ask about his date the next night, the curiosity getting the better of you.

how was ur date? did she appreciate the polo?

he admits he didn’t wear the polo, but doesn’t offer any explanation as to why. he adds that the date was going fine until they were saying goodbye and she went in for a kiss on the cheek and he held out his hand. he probably won’t see her again.

you laugh out loud at his message.

when it’s your birthday a week later, he wears the polo to the casual dinner you host at your place with your closest friends. he notices when your eyes linger on his lean figure, and the way you blush when you know you’ve been caught. you’re almost sure he’s worn it on purpose.

[superstar-nan]

I made my friends dress up as the fnaf animatronics for my birthday to live out my fantasy of being a security guard

[meadow-dusk]

©️ Henry Diltz

[meownotgood]

my coworkers threw me a surprise birthday party....... :,)

[kuromi-hoemie]

hiiii

[coachbeards]

i understand that it most likely happened off screen, but the fact that nobody asked beard how he was settling into richmond….wrong!!! keeley asks 🩷

[cupcakesinfedoras]

Additionally, players can stable their mounts at their homestead, giving them a much-needed rest after long journeys. Alt characters will also be making an appearance, adding another personal touch to each homestead.

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

[the-trans-dragon]

Increases my Social Capacity stat by playing minigames (imagining I’m in a store and identifying what emotions it makes me feel and which sensory data I’m most apprehensive about, and then comforting my imagined self to reduce the chronic average panic I have felt about being in public)

[helpimstuckposting]

You know what? Fuck the ‘it’s just Wednesday for aroace people’ posts! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! Happy make cute pink cookies day!! Happy chocolate day!! Happy decorate your house in hearts and frills because it’s cute and fun day!! Happy buy yourself or your friends some flowers day!! Happy make a romcom movie night with snacks and pillow forts day!! Happy make stupid silly valentines for your pets day!! I love valentines day ❤️

[todayisafridaynight]

Yakuza: 🔫🔪🚬 I’ll will beat yo fucking ass!!!

also Yakuza: LET’S DANCE!!! 💃🏿 AND SIIIIING 🎵

just the everyday life of a yakuza yk theyre people too

[sleephearts-archived]

HAIIIII I WENT 2 SEE BARBIE +SHED ENDLESS TEARS OVER DA ENDING SEQUENCE ..OUUUGH IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL.... i fink it has a message 4 everyone tbh!! greta gerwig ur vision .... ur MIND...m so glad i got 2 experience it (⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠) also loved da musical feel !

also me + my friend went 2 a lil art studio n painted on pottery ! i made a cinna coaster hehe ~ gna pick it up in a week when they glaze n fire it in da kiln >:D

[caffeine-high]

holy shit

today is the four year anniversary of my legal name change

live has gotten soo much better!

[peatmosses]

I’ve been given unlimited access to the airbrush machine at work. My power increases.

[starfiisshh]

at my favorite cafe i love it here !!!!

[victorluvsalice]

Welcome to Summer Wednesday in the Chill Valicer Save! Had a busy SimCity Founding with my favorite OT3 – which of course involved some glitchiness and some of me having to work very hard to wrangle them and stop them from doing forbidden activities. Because that is a key part of my Sims 4 experience. :p Let’s get into it –

-->Started right after midnight on Summer Wednesday, with Smiler playing Blicblock, Alice playing laser pointer with one of the cats on the porch, and Victor peacefully snoozing – at least, until the house started making creepy noises. *shakehead* I put Victor right back to bed since it was still super early in the morning, then had Smiler hop on their video creation station to edit up their latest fashion tips video while Alice fed Toothy the cowplant, did some recycling from her inventory (of stuff like spoiled sweet batter she’d forgotten to put in the fridge, some spare utranium and wraith wax, and a poop – tried to have her recycle a llama toy Victor had in his inventory from his past Love Day date with Smiler too, but it didn’t actually get ground up for some reason) before joining Victor for some snooze times. Smiler finished up their editing while those two slept, then started studying the latest trends. Turned out tech reviews would be hot for a few hours, so I had them start adding effects and transitions to their candybar phone review, figuring I could post it within the window and get some good royalties. They were almost done –

When the house made some MORE creepy noises, startling everyone and waking Victor and Alice up. *grumbles* Stop that, house! I really need to have Victor do some more seances...dunno if it would actually HELP, given how buggy this game is, but it would make ME feel better.

-->Anyway – Victor and Alice chilled in their room for a bit (Victor sitting on the bed and serenading Alice, aww) while I had Smiler resume their interrupted transitions...then I noticed Alice’s werewolf instincts demanding that she both go outside and get more sleep, so I sent her off to the front lawn to nap under the moon for a bit. Because gotta keep that inner beast happy! While she snoozed, Smiler finished up their video editing, hyped their latest release, then sent it off into the world before going back to their regular computer to play some Road Rival Alpha (which looks like a fighting game, weirdly – I would have bet money that it would be a RACING game). Their session was interrupted briefly by a busted computer, but they quickly fixed it back up and got back to it – continuing until they’d maxed their Video Gaming skill! :D Now they are a legend among n00bs. :p Victor, meanwhile, got put on upgrading duty, because, well, why not? Upgrading things is only for the good and he likes Handiness. :p Specifically, I had him upgrade the shower in the blue-and-white upstairs bathroom so it had a water recycler (using eco parts, of course), a water flow regulator, and pulsating massage jets. :D So now taking a shower in this thing must be an absolute dream – and use up less water from the collectors to boot! We love to see it.

-->With the shower almost fully upgraded (it just needs the “never needs cleaning” upgrade now), I had Victor hop in and test it out, then woke Alice up to get her started on the various farm chores – starting with harvesting the prairie grass in Moory’s pen! I was hoping for something interesting, but alas, all she found in there was an onion. *shrug* Undaunted, I then had her go clean out the chicken coop (which at least yielded some more Super Vitality fertilizer) while Victor cleaned out the spoiled food in the fridge and Smiler flew down to the greenhouse to collect their plasma fruit and herbalism stuff before heading over to Moory’s pen to give it a clean.

-->And then Victor went and had a cupcake for breakfast. XD Specifically, he originally went to the fridge for a minty mocha cupcake, but got distracted by Shock and Surprise being cute together nearby. That’s when I asked him to clean the spoiled food out of the fridge – but once he was done washing the plates, he went right back to the fridge to get a strawberry fizz cupcake instead. XD I let him have it and then directed Alice to get the same for HER breakfast. And had Smiler grab some PlasmaFizz from the fridge for THEIR breakfast as well. XD Cupcakes and what is essentially fruit soda for breakfast – living the dream!

[libraryleopard]

just wrote what was initially supposed to be a sex scene in the burlesque rom com but then it turned into characters eating dessert in their underwear instead