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alteregozowie · 4 months ago
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He's so excited to terrorize play Sinsmas music in particular. And he had purchased a back up generator just in case anyone tried to cut the power. If that didn't work, he'd absolutely use magic as an influence.
Nobody was safe.
In a fun way!
And absolutely the other way too.
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myds-little-corner · 6 months ago
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based of @i-smoke-chapstick 's Jervis fanfic
i forgot the chapter but SPOILERS
this is what i imagine Jervis looking like opening the door and theres she is, not dead lol.
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sm-baby · 10 months ago
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Sorry if this has been asked before, but if the AI can't handle romance without getting violent, then what about Pomni and Caine?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAAAA HAHAHAHAHA AHAHAH HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAI
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funsize-mermaid · 1 year ago
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Kay crushie ko lang ako magdidive charinggggggfgffggggg😆
HOY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA gusto ko yan 🤣🤣🤣 push mo na yan anon. Andito ba yang crushie mo haaaa?
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analyticaldespair · 2 years ago
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"Hmm... Mother's Day huh? I wonder how she and dad feel right now... Knowing that their daughter is at the head of ending civilization and their other daughter helped... They must truly be filled with a most delicious kind of despair, the despair of a parent betrayed by their own children."
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"Haaaa~... Haaaa~..... Oh what a wonderful despair that must be! I'm actually envious of her to feel such a specific type of despair that I can't! I should make sure that if the rest of the Ultimate Despair find them to not kill them, because I want to know that that despair is growing even stronger and only once it hits its peaks will I give them a very special punishment.. Ha ha..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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autistic-stedebonnet · 3 years ago
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hahhahahahahdhjdjsjdj wow hahahahahahaha i love this episode dedicated to mary anne’s love life and her brand new relationship haaaa this is making me feel so so great love this so much omg
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springmagpies · 4 years ago
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My Uncle Reacts to AoS Season 4
So, instead of getting chores done this morning, my uncle and I finished Season 4 of Agents of Shield. Here are his reactions! Enjoy! Fair warning, it is a long post because Steve had a lot of feelings.
4x01
Before the episode: I’m guessing Coulson was like “I got too close to the situation and could no longer be impartial.” And then he passed over the title of director to May or that general guy. Talbot! That’s his name.
He’s like ghost rider is all. Holy crap he is ghost rider! I didn’t realize he was marvel.
Why’d they have to break up the band?
I am concerned about the robots.
Well, ghost rider is badass.
4x02
“You’re an engineer Mack. And a small tank.” Bwhahahahahaha, that’s so true.
The director is Talbot. Ooooh, not Talbot. Someone new.
Oh, Daisy has a picture of Lincoln. I miss him.
May is not okay. May needs a nap.
I still can’t get over Mack offering that maybe they’re just ghosts. Fitzsimmons faces were amazing.
Mace is such a politician.
4x03
*Lincoln is mentioned* Owwwwwww
I love the Phil, Mack, and Fitz team up.
Wow, Fitz is badass this episode.
Okay, so Elena is amazing. That shot with the light was awesome!
4x04
Fitzsimmons moving in together, count me in.
I see where Daisy is coming from, but not awesome that she’s using her friends and then leaving.
Come on Daisy! Come home.
Heylo? Hahahahaha
Radcliffe, I don’t think telling the android it’s okay to lie sometimes is a good idea.
What’s that face she’s giving? Oh shit, is she feeling things? Is she feeling things for Fitz. That’s not good.
I don’t trust James. *moments later* Called it.
Yes, Mack, two fire dudes just fell into fireworks.
Jemma for sure knows she’s an android.
“I prefer a classical beauty myself.” Awww, Fitz.
4x05
Oh, Fitz, a high five will not fix her being mad at you. Trust me.
“I’m sure they have it under control.” *cuts to chaos* Okay, that’s the best transition of the whole show.
Robbie, please don’t go after that guy. Just keep going please. Dammit. Why can no one just follow instructions in Shield.
Way to go Jemma! But what happened with Mace?? What did he do?
May had a heart to heart with her and she’s still leaving? Is Daisy really going to leave after all of this? She can’t, right?
Robbies uncle is going to get sucked into that book. Yeah, look at his expression. That’s not good at all is it.
Well that senator sucks.
4x06
*Mace mad at Coulson* Daaaang
Fitz is so smart. He would be a millionaire if he was an inventor or something. But he just wants to help people.
Wait, shit, Eli is bad!
*Fitz, Coulson, and Robbie disappear* Oh no!!!! Wait, that’s how the episode ends! Noooo!!
4x07
Shit, where are they.
Oh, so that’s where they are. That’s not good.
“I have to phone Simmons to tell her... I’m in another dimension.” Bwhahahahaha oh no.
That’s not Mack. Holy shit!
“Oh Mack’s the ghost rider no big deal. But you can’t hear us.” Oh my god, these lines are amazing.
The dialogue this episode is fantastic.
No!!!!! Don’t give the darkhold to Radcliffe. He’s already so morally grey!!!
Fitz is going to hit Mace
Aww, Fitzsimmons
There’s some flirtation with Phil and Melinda going on.
Have we seen who’s in that photo Mack is looking at? Hope?
Oh hey Robbie, how was hell.
Ummm, is Aida building a brain? Is she corrupted. Yep. She’s corrupted. We’ve got a corrupted android. Great.
4x08
Coulson’s comedic timing is everything.
Oof, Robbie is not having a good time.
“Oh yeah, Fitz solved that” Of course he did. He’s Fitz.
*Badass Fitzsimmons duo scene* They truly are a dynamic duo aren’t they. That shot was awesome!
*Daisy looking at Robbie’s car* well, you’ve got a sweet car.
*Mackelena finally kiss* gasps. There it is!
*Aida kills Nathanson* Oh dears.
*Reveal that May is an LMD* Wait wait wait. Holy shit. Oh shit. Damn.
4x09
Aida’s so sweet to May. And she sweetly killed Nathanson like it was nothing. Not creepy at all.
Once again Mack’s lines are amazing.
Yeah, don’t attack the android guys. Not a good idea.
“Why would you want to hurt me Leopold.” Aaaah haaaa, umm. No.
“Well, Simmons has only been kidnapped twice on this planet.” Hahahahahahaha that’s hilarious.
Smart people are stupid. That’s amazing.
*Aida freezes may* AAAH, she doesn’t even know she’s a robot!
*Radcliffe reveal* O. M. G. He’s corrupted. He played them. Asshole. Dammit he read it for just a second! No!
This is a good part of the show! I’m really enjoying this.
4x10
What the heck’s in that brief case?
And Radcliffe is now super creepy.
Poor Fitz, he doesn’t know his friend totally betrayed him.
“I did this to protect you.” Awww, Fitz. I mean, let’s not make robots, but that’s still really sweet. He just wanted to protect Simmons and everyone.
*May wakes up* Jesus, god May. She’s a badass. Imagine waking up like that! God! That’s terrifying.
“I can’t help feeling like somethings off.” Yeah, May, you aren’t real.
Mace isn’t an inhuman! Oh damn.
*Fitz analyzing Aida’s head* Uh oh Fitz.
“Is it weird that I found that attractive?” Hahahahahahahaha. Fantastic.
*Coulson back in charge* hell yeah!
*May finds out she’s an LMD* Aaaaaaah! Well, that’s an existential crisis.
4x11  
Does Radcliffe have more of them? Because he just happened to have May.
*May waking up over and over again* Feels like I’m watching The Good Place.  
*Aida breaks a glass* That’s concerning that a robot would make a mistake like that.
*Hope reveal* Oh that’s awful! Poor Mack.
Whose the other LMD?
*Radcliffe LMD reveal* Ohhhh noooo. Poor Fitz.
4x12
Hey! I was wondering where the lanyard guys were!
“You’re going all Gollumy again” bwhahahahaha that’s amazing
“I’ve lost too much already, I’m not losing you.” Awww, Phil.
*Robo Radcliffe talks about Fitz’s past* Oh my gosh, that explains so much. Oh Fitz! Screw Fitz’s dad.
How many Koenigs are there?
Awww, baby Fitz!—Maggie
I bet that’s his real mom too!—Steve
Fitz and Simmons are cute!
*Philinda kiss* Noooo! She’s a robot!
“Sorry, you weren’t meant to last” Radcliffe you ass. You evil ass.
4x13
*Agnes reveal* Eeeek, creepy. That’s who she’s based on!
Wait, is she really Australian? Damn, she does a great American accent.  
Mace really got the short end of the stick in a lot of this didn’t he.
*Shockley gets turned into an inhuman* Oooh shit.
Did they just put Shockley on the plane. The dude that blows up? Well, damn.
*Fitzsimmons realize Shockley is the bomb* Way to go dynamic duo. Now gooooo! Oh, they’re going. Simmons pushing Fitz is amazing.
Aaaaaah! Fitz! Fitz and Mace!
*Fitzsimmons hug* Awww. I know I’ve said it before but they’re cute.
Noooo! Mace! Shit they kidnapped Mace!
*Aida takes put on Agnes’s necklace* Ewwwww, creepy. Creepy creepy creepy! Aaah.
4x14
*The superior walking* He must have this ‘I’m so cool face’ on at all times.
Aww, is Radcliffe in there to be with Agnes. That’s so sad.
*Flashback with Phil and May* Aww, May is all playful. It’s before the sad times.
*Mace chained* that’s not great for your circulation.
They’re going to kill Mace. No, don’t kill Mace.
“Morales, you’re with me.” Uh oh, Morales. More redshirts with names making me nervous.
“You’ve enhanced yourself with alien technology.” Actually Fitz built his hand.
“Cool origin story, bro.” Okay, that’s incredible.
“Concern only slightly lessened.” Davis is just like ‘thanks dude.’ Fantastic.
Mack doesn’t need super powers to be a badass.
*LMD reveal* Holy shit. Holy shiiiit. They switched out all four of them??? All four??? Holy shiiiit. Fitzsimmons are all alone. Aaaahaaa.
“Even filth has a purpose.” Ewwww, and she’s leaning over him like that. So creeeeppyyy. Eewwww.
“He’s a shrink.” Oh awwww. It’s Andrew. She falls in love with him.
Well I guess Phil and Melinda’s robots can be together. Kind of weird but okay.
Oh my god, this is stressing me out!!!
‘Even filth has a purpose.” Gaaah, ewww. I’m still thinking about it.
So is Radcliffe even in control anymore? Or is he too preoccupied with the framework to care. Like, is Aida just doing whatever the heck she wants now because that’s unsettling.
4x15
Where are all of them? Oh they’re in the framework. Uh oh.
Ewwww, Aida is evil! He’s (Ivanov) alive and she’s cutting into him.
Aaah, they’ve got them surrounded. It’s so creepy.
This is some body snatchers shit.
*fitzsimmons LMD scene* *Steve biting his nails with wide eyes* oh my god that was awful.
*Steve rewinds to rewatch the LMD scene* they’re so good. And it hurt so much to see Fitz go so cold. Owwww. Because it was him and how he would act and then it just shuts off. Ugh, they’re so good.
*Jemma stabbing Fitz scene* Oh he’s thought about getting married. Oh my god, that’s so awful. So disturbing. That hurts. They’re so talented.
*Daisy LMDs* Ohhhh that’s so disturbing. This is all so disturbing. Oh my gosh.
*Daisy and Jemma scene* Awwww, they found the only other person to trust. That’s so sweet. Gosh, that was also a brilliantly acted scene.
They’re all such good actors. All of them.
God, this is all so disturbing.
*Aida kills Radcliffe* oh shit. Aaaaah. That’s so creepy.
“Because you and Fitz belong together.” Thats the truth.
“Their poor base” -Maggie
“And they just retiled the bathrooms.” -Steve
Ooh, quake jump, that’s so cool.
*Slow motion quake* That’s sooo badasssss!
*Davis flying the Zephyr* Aah, Davis. Careful. He just started training.
*LMD May blows up the base.* oooh ho.  Damn.
“Lincoln?” Oh noooo. That’s awful.
*Ward reveal* Whaaaaat?
*Coulson reveal* Whaaaaaat?
*Mack reveal* oh nooo, he’s got his daughter.
*Fitz reveal* Whaaaaaat? But, damn.
*Jemma reveal* Whaaaaaaaaat? She’s in a grave? Who’s in the car with Fitz?
*May reveal* is she an avenger? *Hydra logo appears* Waaaaait. Whaaaaaaaaat?
What the hell is going on. What the hell? What is this place. Are they all evil? Some of them evil? Mack isn’t evil right?
*Ivanov’s head* Ewwww creepy.
Whaaaat the helllll. As Fitz would say *does Fitz impression* what the hell?
Dammit why do I have to put the kids to bed!! I want to watch the next episode!! Gosh dang it.
That’s disturbing count: around 15
4x16
“Skye?” Skye??? Skye!!!
*Logo* ooooh, agents of hydra
“You’re on another planet this morning.” Yeah, she is. No shit Ward.
*Daisy looks up Lincoln* Awwww. Owwwww.
*Jemma jumps from the grave.* Lucky she was in a shallow grave.
They’re having a bad week.
Vijay isn’t real. He’s at the bottom of the ocean.
*Ward punches Vijay* wait, did he want him to stop talking? Hmmm.
*Coulson class scene* Aaaahhaa that’s not awful at all.
*May Bahrain reveal* oh shit, it changed that much! Shit.
“We’ve got him doctor” Radcliffe? *Fitz reveal*  Ooooh nooo! Noooo! Shit, noooo! Jemma died and he went all dark. Nooooo.
“It’s a magical place.” Oh damn!
“My father used to say...” Shit, does Fitz have his dad’s influence?????
*Ward double agent reveal* Ooooooh! Shiiit. That’s so interesting!!
“This isn’t the framework this is hell” Jemma’s so pissed.
“Drones, Dwarves. Whatever.” Awww, Jemma’s heart just broke right there.
Are they stuck in the framework! Well shit!
*Fitz and Aida kiss* Ewwww. I mean it makes sense in this world because of course she’s using Fitz but ewww.
She replaced Jemma with herself. That’s not creepy at all.
“Daisy?” Aaaah! He remembers!
This place is messed up! Interesting, but messed up!
4x17
“I make my own soap now.” Bwhahahahahaha. That’s amazing.
Aww, Mack has his daughter. And she’s adorable. Oh no!
Ophelia? Oooh, she’s got her own name.
“I’d cross the universe for you.” Ewwww! Noooo. He literally crossed the universe for Jemma.
*Fitz and Aida make out* *Maggie screams and Steve shivers* But why is Fitz so hot in the framework though—Maggie *Steve nods*
“The soap made me do it.” Bwhahahahaha
*Mace reveal* Aaaaah! Mace! He’s all gruff now and an inhuman! He got everything that he ever wanted.
“And we’ll make our society great again.” Ewwwwwwwhewe!
This is so interesting! I’m really liking it!
*Mack and hope get taken by Hydra* that’s so awful! That is so disturbing!
Coulson is so nerdy, I love it.
“You’re Daisy Johnson. We’re agents of shield.” Mack remembers.
*Revealed that Mack doesn’t remember* No! Shit.
*Fitz kills Agnes* *sharp intake of breath, Steve stays silent for a very long time.*
*Mack joins Shield* Good job Mack.
“How do you feel?”-Maggie.
Steve quietly: “sick.”
4x18
I love how Mace is all scruffy and his suits all scratched.
Aaah, evil Fitz makes me sad.
*Jemma seeing Mack and Hope* Yeah, it’s an oh shit moment.
“Tell your old man all about it.” *Steve gasps* Oh no.
“I don’t know the kind of man I’d be without you father.” “That’s why I’m here.” Yep, to brainwash him.
TRIP!
*Brainwash room* Oh no! It’s the other kid too! No!
MACE! Noooo! Why would Aida do that. She’s so evil.
That’s so messed up.
*May used Terrigen on Daisy* Yes. Good job May. And hopefully it’ll heal her in the process.
4x19
Ha, Bakshi has a tv show.
Aww, mace is dead. He was a good man.
*Daisy quakes Aida out a window* *Steve laughs* That took her by surprise didn’t it.
“It’s like sipping poison...” Mmm, Fox News.
“You’re the new head of hydra” Yikes.
*Ward throws remote* Umm, you guys have limited remotes!
*Steve pauses show* I don’t like any of this. It’s interesting but I hurt inside. It hurts that Fitz is evil. Mace is dead. Agnes is dead. Radcliffe is in prison. May was evil. I’m sad.
Aww, Coulson all of a sudden became that paternal leader.
Wait, so she totally used Fitz in like every way. What a jerk.
Trips the best.
Sorry Ward. She wants to feel bad for you but she can’t.
So much Scottishness this season. I love it.
*Radcliffe yells at Alistar* yep, because you’re a worthless asshole ya jerk. Oof, he just throat punched Radcliffe.
Aww, Coulson is coming into his own.
“When this is over-“ Do I get Skye! “Do I get my Skye back?” Called it!
I liked that scene with Grant. It was the redemption that the other Ward didn’t deserve but this one did. It was nice. Also really well acted.
“Hydra giving alternative facts.” Ooooh, they’re calling them out. They are so not fans of Trump and it’s amazing.
*Coulson on the news* This is Shield’s please vote! Please vote.
That was amazing.
4x20
Yeah, I hate all of this.
This all hurts.
*Fitz talks to Radcliffe* Come on Radcliffe, please don’t betray us. Please.
*Jemma kills Alistair* Well, that’s not going to help us.
“I’m sure everything is fine.” It is not. Simmons killed Fitz’s dad.
I hate this. It’s fascinating and I hate it. She’s just made him mad. God, no.
*Trip saying goodbye* Awww, this hurts. He’s goneeee in our world. Whyyyyy.
Is Aida trying to build her spine *body being built on the other side* Ohhh. Damn.
*Coulson gets shot* SHIT
*Coulson wakes up* You’re going to have to fight a killer robot, Phil.
*May wakes up* Awww she did it! She followed him!!
*Radcliffe redeems himself* Yes! Radcliffe! Yes! Thank you!
*Fitz falls through* Thank God!
Thank you Radcliffe.
*Mack not coming with* Maggie, I really don’t like this.
Oh gosh, Fitz is so freaked out. They’re all so freaked out. Aaah, Aida!
*Aida and Fitz teleport* Well that was unexpected.
I feel really ill. Like, this hurts a lot. I hurt a lot.
It’s like The Red Wedding but drawn out over 4 episodes and I hurt.
4x21
Before the episode: I came into the framework so optimistic and it crushed me. Like I thought May was an avenger and then it was like hahaha pain.
Oh yeah! And then she teleported with Fitz. JERK!
Fitz really got screwed by the framework didn’t he.
*Coulson kills Robo Ivanov with a shield* WOAHHH!!! That was amazing! ...and disturbing.
*Coulson recounts what happened with Robbie Reyes* BWHAHAHAHAHA. It sounds so ridiculous when you recount it but it’s so amazing watching it.
Will she stop teleporting Fitz! He already feels sick!
Yeaaaah, giving Fitz his abuser back and replacing the woman he loves with yourself is not what would make him happy Aida!
“If he wanted to kill us he could just flood the place. Why is he stalling.” TO FLOOD THE PLACE, PHIL!
“I drank the bottle of Haig” “you piece of—“ *Steve can’t stop laughing*
*Mack almost drowning* Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. OH SHIT.
*Fitz and Aida rescuing mack* THANK GOD.
*Jemma shoots Aida* well, yeah.
*Jemma shoots Fitz* Love ya Fitz, sorry man.
“What do we do with Fitz?” Talk to him!!
“I’m just like Ward.” Oh ho, that hurts.
“There’s only room in my heart for her.” YES! Oh shit, Aida’s not happy.
OH SHIT!
NO DAVIS! DAVIS!
*Toddler starts crying IRL over a toy* Now imagine if we gave her powers.That’s what’s happening with Aida.
*Fitzsimmons pod scene* oww
*Yoyo plugs herself into the framwork* This is a mess.
*Aida throws bottle in anger* His vodka!
*Aida and Ivanov scene* Aaah! Inhuman robot sex. Oh. Nope. Murder.
*Robbie comes back* Welcome back buddy! SHIELD shit has hit the fan.
4x22
“How do we kill Aida?” Hell chains? I’m thinking hell chains.
*Robbie waiting for Shield* Hello, back from another dimension? No way, us too!
Well Radcliffe is screwed if the framework is falling apart.
“I’ll talk to him. He’ll remember me.” No he won’t Elena. Wish he would though.
*Robo!Daisy shoots Talbot* *Steve sits with his mouth open* NO!! I mean, he could be annoying but he was a good man! And he’s been around since season 1!
“There’s a pulse.” How? Yay! But how?
“Once you say you can’t stop me. Well—“ it’s like when you say you feel safe on Survivor and then get voted off the island.
*Daisy & Robbie team up* Boom bitches!! That was super cool!
Mack’s not going to leave until Hope de-materializes. And that sucks ass.
“Robot May was much more supportive.” HA! That’s amazing.
EVERYTHING’S A MESS AND EVERYONE IS HURT AND DIE AND PAIN AND OWW AND THINGS.
Maggie: “What?”
Steve: “You heard me.”
*Aida kills LMD!Jemma* WHAT! What the hell? I feel so sick. Oh thank god she’s an LMD! But I feel ill.
Eeeewwwww the kiss Aida gave Fitz on the cheek is so disturbing.
*Jemma shoots Aida* YES! AWESOME!
*Coulson ghost rider reveal* HOLY SHIT THAT’S AMAZING! I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!
*Aida dies* Well that was awesome and terrible and poor everyone.
They really do a great job of making you feel sick don’t they.
*Mack and Hope scene*
Maggie: “you okay?”
Steve: *wipes away tear* no.
Wait, is there more to Coulson’s deal with the Ghost Rider?
“Gave me a glimpse of the life I could have here.” Oooh! Mack and Elena! She did almost die for him. They’re in love.
*Robbie having to leave* He and Daisy couldn’t like kiss before he left? No? Fine.
*Daisy speech to Fitz* someone hug him, please!
*Diner scene* Whaaaat?
We’re in space next season!!?? Whooo!!
They’re all so messed up after all of this. I feel messed up after all of this.
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songzhong · 3 years ago
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💧🔶 @narvvhal​​. 
His mind had been drifting somewhere, anywhere else but the rambling of the consul—it was something about Liyue's soups and how he should use chopsticks, that much he could tell. But for once he felt like his attention was really elsewhere; in the letter he'd received this morning, for once written in his Father's calligraphy and spoken in his words within his mind. He'd been hit by a strange bitter nostalgia today, remembering how his rambles about how to manage the fishing line and when to pull out for the fish went on during one of their ice fishing sessions.
Coincidentally, his mind had also drift that time, too. He liked to believe he'd understood the explanations even if he hadn't paid much mind to them, quick as he was to learn.
"How about you try now, ChildeAjax?"
"Okay, dad."
He blinked. The words left his lips without much thinking, and now that his brain had decided to come back to the current situation here, he felt a sudden shoot of embarrassment once his eyes had shifted back up and caught on the other man's stare—not his Father, no. It was Zhongli.
" …Uh." Oh no. This was incredibly awkward. "Err, I mean—Y-Yeah, sure Xiansheng... Ahaha... " Ah shit.
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He actually believed that Childe was picturing himself dealing with the noodles and toppings floating in the broth (technically adding more difficulty to eating with chopsticks) when the consul was given the weirdest answer... followed by the most bashful follow-up.
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“Hahaha......... hahahahaha... aaaah... A―A―Ajax... hahahahahahaha..!!”
A hearty laugh escaped Zhongli’s lips, as his expression brightened and he held his sides, unable to stop the laughter. He absolutely understood what happened... and found it infinitely funny. So rational, but ridiculous. Understandable, but so clumsy.
“Am I... Hahaha... hahaha... a paternal... haha... figure...... ha... to you...... haaaa... Ajax..?” Oh he hadn’t felt his body uncontrollably tense like this for so long. “I’m flattered... but... haaa... I’m a bit conflicted ~.”
Zhongli rose from the red cushion he had been seating on in his own residence, placing it right next to the harbinger’s, sitting back down, hip against hip, wrapping his arms around the other, guiding his hand on how to properly hold the chopsticks and head resting on top of Childe’s shoulder.
“... I’d much rather you see me on an equal level, and an intimate one at that... my Xingan... but thank you very much for the laugh.”
Zhongli’s free hand delicately moved to the redhead’s face, turning it gently towards his own.
“... It’s moments like these, where I feel like you’re showing me a side of yourself not everyone get to see, that I want to eat you up ~.”
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souchanai · 4 years ago
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IDOLiSH7 La Danse Macabre (Tarian Kematian) Indonesia Translation - Episode 10: Serangan (Part 1 & Part 2)
Episode 11 | Navigasi Cerita
Serangan (Part 1)
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???: …..
???: …Bai~Baiiii~.
Suara ayunan senjata
Suara dua pedang bersentuhan
???: Are?
Cura: Hadeh, untung diri ini insomnia, sialan!
???: Jangan begadang dong, say~~.... Gak bagus untuk kulit, tahu…!!
??? mendorong Cura
Cura: Ugghh…!! Bangun kalian, ada musuh!!
Libel: …!
Fuga: Gak salah?! Aku gak sadar, loh!
Arme: …Ke-Kenapa? Ada apa?!
???: Aaa~, merepotkan~ Padahal aku hanya ingin membunuh kalian saat kalian tidur.
Libel: Siapa kau?!
Placer: Placer dari Kokujohyako. Kalian Rebellion, ‘kan?
Fuga: Uggh, gila. Tadi baru aja kita omongin iblis ini…
Arme: …Kokujohyako.
Placer: Yang malaikat yang mana?
Arme: …I-Itu aku.
Libel: Gak usah jawab!
Placer: Kalau gitu, aku akan membunuh semuanya kecuali kau~
Suara senjata diayunkan
Prang! (Suara kaca hancur)
Fuga: Gawat!
Cura: Libel, Fuga! Bawa anak itu dan lari!
Cura: Aku akan menghentikannya…!
Fuga: Gak, mau dia Kokujohyako atau bukan, tapi tiga lawan satu sudah pasti kita yang menang!
Cura: Kalau sambil melindungi anak itu tidak mungkin! Dia terluka, tamatlah kita!
Libel: Fuga, ayo! Percayalah pada Cura!
Fuga: Kuhh… Ayo lari! Malaikat!
Arme: Ba-Baik! Cura! Kumohon, hati-hati!
Placer: Arara, mereka lari.
Cura: Kau santai, ya…
Placer: Aku juga sudah siap untuk hal ini. Aku hanya tinggal membunuhmu dan mengejar mere…KA!!
Placer menyerang Cura (Suara ayunan senjata terdengar)
Praang! (Suara kaca pecah)
Cura: Kuh…!
Placer: Gesit banget, ya! Sudah lama rasanya aku tidak bertarung dengan orang yang dapat bertarung. Jadi seneng, deh~~.
Cura: Hehe… Mengayunkan senjata besar itu pasti susah, ‘kan?
Placer: Gak juga. Mungkin aku harus mengayunkannya lebih kuat~~
Suara ayunan senjata terdengar
Cura: Guh…! Hosh…! Cepet banget, sial!
Suara ayunan senjata terdengar
Placer: AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Suara ayunan senjata terdengar
Placer: …KAU MAKIN LAMA MAKIN LAMBAT, LOH! Mungkin karena keadaanmu tidak seprima yang kau pikir…KAN!
Suara ayunan senjata terdengar
Cura: Aghh!!
Praang! (Suara kaca pecah)
Cura: Ohok… Ohok…! (batuk-batuk)
Cura: Seperti yang kau lihat… Aku biasa kerja di belakang meja.
Placer: Turut berdukacita~. Tapi, itu ‘kan salahmu karena berkeliaran dengan harta~
Placer: Tidak mungkin kami melewatkan kesempatan ini, kaan~?
Cura: Heh… Jadi, kau hanya ingin mengubah Malaikat menjadi uang, ya? Sederhana banget cara berpikir kalian. Leader kami jauh berbeda dari kalian, tahu…?
Cura: Dia benar-benar sangat bodoh, mencoba menggunakan Malaikat untuk menyelamatkan seluruh Daratan…!
Placer: …Hee.
Placer: Bodo lahh. Gak peduli.
Cura: …!
Placer: Menurutku, hal itu cukup payah.
Placer: Melakukan sesuatu demi orang yang tidak dikenal. …Menunjukan bahwa kalian menganggap segala sesuatu itu mudah.
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Arme: Haa…?!
Libel: Kita dikepung… Memangnya Kokujohyako memiliki prajurit sebanyak ini?
Fuga: Mereka dibayar kali? …Jadi mereka punya uang sebanyak itu?
Preman: Yang mana si Malaikat? Orang yang kecil banget ini?
Preman: Yang pasti, jangan biarkan mereka lari. Kepung mereka!
Fuga: Gimana nih, Libel-san?
Libel: Kalau ini mereka semua… Kita harus mengalahkan mereka secara cepat dan kembali untuk menolong Cura.
Fuga: Aye aye saa! Malaikat, berlindunglah di belakangku!
Arme: O-Oi, kalian akan melawan musuh sebanyak ini …!
Libel: Ha!
Pedang diayunkan
Rowdy: Aagh!
Libel: Selanjutnya!
Fuga: OraoraORAA!
Beberapa peluru ditembakkan
Fuga: Kami akan selesaikan ini dengan cepat! Ayo, lawan aku!
Preman: O-Orang-orang ini boleh juga!
Fuga: Kau pikir sudah seberapa sering kami bertarung melawan berandalan kayak kalian, haah?!
Arme: Me-Mereka sekuat ini, kah… Libel… Fuga…!
 Serangan (Part 2)
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Cura: Haa… Haa… Gila, kuat banget…
Placer: Kau hebat dalam melarikan diri, lohh~ Rekor terbaru, nih.
Cura: Le-Leader kalian jauh lebih kuat dari ini, ‘kan…?
Placer: Iya dong~ Vida ter-dabest. Selama ada Vida, kami takkan terkalahkan.
Cura: …Tak terkalahkan, ya… Kalau gitu, kenapa si kuat Vida tidak melawan Ark?
Placer: Haa?
Cura: Aku tahu, loh. 1 lawan 1 ia pasti menang, tapi ia tahu kalau ia akan kalah kalau melawan Ark.
Cura: Jumlah kalian saja jauh lebih sedikit dari mereka. Mau sekuat apapun orang itu, kalau kalah jumlah, maka tidak akan ada kesempatannya untuk menang…
Placer: Diam… Vida tak terkalahkan… Dia pasti menang melawan Ark.
Cura: Dengar! Kalau negosiasi dengan Ark berhasil, kau tidak perlu lagi bertarung! Hal itu juga gak merugikanmu!
Cura: Tidak sepertimu, cara berpikir kami lebih luas! Pikirkan itu! Kalau tidak mau, balik ke habitatmu saja sana!
Cura: Daripada mendapatkan uang langsung, lihatlah kemungkinan bertahan hidup dalam jangka panjang!
Placer: …
Cura: Naa, saat ini, tidak ada gunanya bertarung sebagai sesama penduduk Daratan--
Placer: GAK MAU!!
Cura: …Ha?
Placer: Aku tidak mengerti apa yang kau bicarakan. Tapi, aku tidak suka karena kau terdengar seperti mengolokku. Vida akan menang. Dan aku membencimu.
Cura: Apa yang kau bicarakan…
Placer: Dan kalau aku bilang tidak mau, kau akan berada dalam masalah, ‘kan?
Placer: Kami sering melihatnya dalam hari-hari penderitaan kami. Karena itu…
Placer: Mulai dari sekarang, aku akan hidup untuk mengganggu baaanyaaak orang. Itulah keputusanku~~.
Placer: AHAHAHAHA!!
Cura: …Heh. Tampaknya, kita saling membenci satu dengan yang lain.
Placer: Pembicaraan ini selesai! MATILAH--!!
Suara ayunan senjata.
Cura: …Kau yang akan mati!!
DUARRR (Bom meledak)
Placer: Ap…?!
Placer: Haa?! Bom?!
Cura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AKU KHAWATIRAN, SIH…! MAKANYA AKU SELALU MEMASANG BOM DI TEMPAT AKU TIDUR!!
DUARRR (Bom meledak)
Placer: Ap, memangnya kau mau mati?! Kau gila, ya?!
Cura: HAAAA…?!
Cura: Memangnya kau bisa hidup di Daratan kalau kau tidak gila…?!
DUARRR (Bom meledak)
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Fuga: Yoshaa, semuanya sudah kalah, Libel-san!
Libel: Ya… Sekarang, kita harus cepat kembali ke Cura…
DUARRR (Bom meledak)
Arme: !?
Libel: Ledakan…?!
Fuga: Ap… Cura-san?!
Arme: Bangunannya terbakar… A-Apa Cura baik-baik saja?!
Fuga: Ti-Tidak mungkin… Apa dia meledakkan diri…? Ini bohongan, kan….? Tidak mungkin… Cura-san…
Libel: …Tidak, ia baik-baik saja. Lihat.
Arme: I-Itu… Ada bayangan manusia di tengah api…
Fuga: CURA-SAN?!
Cura: AHAHAHAHA!! SERU WOIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Fuga: Gak, gak, gak, orang kau compang-camping, apa yang kau bicarakan?!
Arme: …Tapi, syukurlah kau selamat… Setelah ledakan itu…
Cura: Tenang, tenang. Bajuku terbuat dari bahan tahan api jadi aku selalu bisa dengan mudah meledakkan barang.
Fuga: Aku tidak tahu itu…
Cura: HUUU, BOM MEMANG YANG TERBAIK! Stress-ku langsung hilang dalam sekejap, beneran.
Arme: …J-Jangan-jangan, orang yang paling berbahaya itu Cura…?
Libel: Enggak, kok. Hanya saja, jumlah mesiu dalam bom yang ia gunakan itu sebanding dengan tingkatan stress-nya.
Arme: I-Itu parah sekali!
Fuga: Apa kau berhasil menghentikan pria Kokujohyako itu?
Cura: Enggak, dia kabur. Tapi aku yakin ia pasti terluka.
Cura: Sudah kuduga, orang itu kuatnya gila. Hahaha, lain kali aku akan langsung datang ke mereka!
Fuga: Semangat banget, brooo~~!
Libel: Oh, iya…
Libel: Naa, Cura. Pembicaraan kita tadi yang sebelum kita tidur…
Cura: Haa? Aa, boleh kok. Terserah kau. Lagian kau leader kami.
Cura: Aku akan melakukan apapun yang kau minta! Aku adalah penasihat yang dapat diandalkan! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!
Libel: …Kalau kau mau bertanya mengenai beberapa hal ke Cura, pastikan dulu stressnya sudah turun ke angka nol.
Fuga: Haa… (menghela nafas pasrah)
Bersambung...
I used an English Translation as a reference for this translation. The English translation is credit to shionstear.
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alysswrites · 3 years ago
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Hindi mo din sinabi na wala pa, ikaw haaaa. Kanino yan siz? kay ex o sa bago mo? hahahahahahaha
hindi naman kasi yun ang tinanong? ang tanong lang is would you have sex with the last person you text messaged.. I mean if I could, I would. malamang, boyfriend ko yun e. but we're not on that page pa e. also, ano naman sayo kung meron or wala. Nako, social construct lang yang virginity and sacred sht na yan. you do you. your life, your choice. saka bakit curious ka huhuhu. Pwede ka naman magchat, sasagutin ko naman e.
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fnix2000 · 3 years ago
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Capítulo 5 - Aquele que cria
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5 anos se passaram desde o nascimento de Harry, nos dias atuais ele é um garoto de 15 anos para os olhos da sociedade mesmo ele tendo apenas 5 anos de existência.
 
- Haaaa ninguém merece... levantar cedo para ir a aula - reclamava Harry ao se levantar de sua cama e caminhou até o banheiro aonde escovou seus dentes e logo em seguida voltou para seu quarto e se arrumou para ir para a escola.
 
- " Hnm... o coroa ainda não voltou do seu emprego... como de costume " - pensou Harry se referindo ao seu pai o delegado Guilherme que ainda não terá voltado da delegacia.
 
Ao ir andando de sua casa até a escola Harry só pensava sobre uma prova d matemática matéria que ele era péssimo. Sempre que ia para o colégio Harry passava pela frente da Igreja São Miguel e um padre o olhava com olhos de apreensão, Harry por sua vez fazia uma cara de deboche, mesmo indo a igreja todo santo domingo junto ao seu pai ele não demonstra nenhum respeito a igrejas ou a suas crenças.
 
- Palhaço- resmungou baixinho Harry desviando o olhar do padre e continuou a andar para o colégio.
 
- Palhaço- resmungou baixinho Harry desviando o olhar do padre e continuou a andar para o colégio.
 
Harry não era um garoto tão popular em sua escola, ele tinha apenas um amigo que se chamava Tommy Chambers, um garoto gordinho e ruivo que era seu companheiro de todas as horas, que já aprontaram de tudo, fugiram do colégio, se meteram em brigas, experimentaram cigarros e foram a festas.
 
- Estudou para a prova de matemática Tommy? - perguntou Harry a seu amigo ao mesmo tempo o cumprimentando
 
- Estudei o possível, aliás que se dane, nois não iremos usar hipotenusa em nada na nossa vida... a não ser que seja para se defender de um ladrão, já pensou um ladrão chega em você e fala " Aí passa a grana " aí você faz uma pergunta de hipotenusa a ele, o tempo que ele irá pensar para entender a questão você dá um chute nele hahahahahahaha - respondeu Tommy risonho para seu amigo que deu risada com o comentário tonto porém com lógica de seu amigo.
 
- Se bem que a professora Clara irá morrer hoje - comentou Harry baixinho a seu amigo que o olhou e deu risada achando que era uma piada de humor negro.
 
Entrando na sala de aula cada aluno sentou-se em sua carteira e esperou a chegada da professora Clara que dava as aulas de matemática, passou-se 1 hora e 45 minutos e nada da professora de matemática chegar, os alunos estavam conversando entre eles outros estavam na porta esperando a professora somente Harry estava na sua com a cabeça abaixada sobre a mesa.
 
- "Ela não irá chegar... hoje não, ela está no inferno ou no céu a essas horas" - pensou em sua mente Harry com os olhos quase se fechando de sono, até que então a diretora do colégio Alexia entrou na sala e fez um seguinte anúncio.
 
- Alunos tenho uma notícia triste a vocês... a professora Clara morreu hoje devido um acidente de carro, aparentemente ela perdeu o controle de seu carro e bateu em um caminhão que causou a sua morte, é com grande dor que eu falo isso a vocês - Comunicou a diretora Alexia enxugando uma lágrima que sairá de seu olho esquerdo, os alunos começaram a cochichar entre sí, já Harry apenas ajeitou sua franja para o lado esquerdo que cobria sua sobrancelha.
 
- Como você sabia que ela ia morrer ein Harry - Perguntou Tommy curioso a seu amigoque apenas o olhou e respondeu que desejará a nunca ter brincado com coisa tão séria como a morte, Tommy apenas baixou a cabeça meio triste, não pela professora mais sim por ter estudado tanto em vão.
 
 
 
Naquele dia toda a classe do Harry foram dispensado mais cedo do colégio, tendo que fazerem apenas uma prova de inglês antes de poderem irem embora.
 
No caminho de volta a sua casa Harry parou por um instante se ia para a casa ou ia na Delegacia a fim de falar com seu pai sobre o acontecido.
 
- Tsc, vou para casa jogar The Sound Guitar ( referência a Guitar Hero ) - decidiu Harry e seguindo caminho para sua casa.
 
 
- Ei garoto - disse um morador de rua que usava uma capuz preto sobre a cabeça, suas calças eram bem rasgadas nos joelhos e seu tênis não era tão desgastado- me vê um cigarro aí na humilde- pediu o sem teto para Harry que respondeu lhe dizendo que não fumava com freqüência ou seja que não tinha cigarro com ele.
 
- Então me vê seu dom de ver a morte dos outros- disse o homem lhe agarrando com duas pelo seu pescoço .
 
- como você sabe disso? - Perguntou Harry tentando se soltar de seu agressor que começou a rir maldosamente.
 
- Eu sinto o cheiro de seu dom, passe para mim ou eu terei de devorá-lo- Ameaçou o homem apertando ainda mais forte o pescoço do garoto que se debatia com força em tentativa de se soltar de seu agressor que para um sem teto magricela tinha uma força enorme .
 
- Me solta seu merda... seu bastardo - Urrou Harry sem ar e com um olho fechado, enquanto isso seu agressor tinha uma fúria assassina em seus olhos e babava como um buldogue velho.
 
- Solta o garoto se não eu atiro em você seu filho da mãe- ameaçou um policial apontando uma arma ao agressor que o olhou furioso, esse policial era ninguém mais ninguém menos que Gabriel que vinha buscar Harry no colégio para o seu pai.
 
- Está bem, me leve preso "seu poliça " - disse o sem teto maluco soltando Harry e erguendo suas mãos, ao ser algemado ele foi jogado nos bancos de trás da viatura.
 
- Por que estava aqui ein tio Gabriel? - Perguntou Harry massageando seu pescoço que havia ficado as marcas das mãos do homem
 
- Seu pai recebeu uma ligação do seu colégio, que dizia que sua professora de matemática havia morrido, então ele me man
 
- Te mandou vir me buscar que maravilha- Interrompeu Harry mal humorado com tudo o que acontecia.
 
- Pai é quem cria Harry, pai é quem cria e não espera nada em troca a não ser respeito - Disse Gabriel rispidamente porém gentil ao garoto que apenas olhava pela janela do carro, enquanto seu agressor gemia no banco de trás do carro.
 
Assim q chegaram ao Departamento de Polícia, Gabriel colocou o morador de rua maluco em uma sela.
  - Até mais garoto- disse o sujeito sorrindo para Harry q  mostrou o dedo do meio para ele.
  - Eai Harry, tudo tranquilo? - perguntou o delegado Guilherme ao seu filho q apenas respondeu não
 - Soube da sua professora
- É, ela morreu, mais pessoas morrem não é mesmo!
 
- Olha só, o policial Gabriel me disse q um sujeito maluco estava te enforcando com as mãos... tá tudo bem?
 - Eu estou bem pai, era só um maluco de rua
- mais por qual motivo ele fez isso?
- Quer saber de uma coisa pai, ele queria esse meu maldito dom, o mesmo dom que eu uso pare ver as mortes das pessoas que eu odeio, que inclusive que eu usei para ver quando e como a minha professora de matemática iria morrer.
  Ao dizer isso Harry saiu da sala de seu pai batendo a porta com força e foi embora
 
Enquanto Harry ia para casa logo após ter saído do Departamento de Polícia ele  acabou se depararando com uma pessoa que ele odiava mais que tudo na vida o padre da igreja São Miguel
 - Boa tarde Harry - comprimentou o padre com um olhar de desconfiado para Harry - Soube do que houve, você esta bem? - perguntou o padre colocando a mão esquerda sobre o ombro direito do Harry.
  - Estou ótimo - respondeu Harry tirando a mão do padre do seu ombro direito e foi andando
 - Você deve parar de usar esse sei dom moleque- Disse o padre com o tom da voz braba.
 - Como é que é? Como você sabe dessa minha maldição? - perguntou o Harry curioso ao padre q se virou para ele e atirou um dardo em Harry, que cambaleou e caiu desmaiado no chão
 - Levem ele para a prisão, será menos um nesse mundo
Harry acordou em uma sala escura e sem entender nada tentou se mover porém ele estava amarrado em uma cadeira.
 - ME SOLTEM - Gritou o garoto em desespero e então uma porta se abriu e a luz se ascendeu, era o padre Leonardo ex-cunhado do delegado Guilherme.
 
- Seu filho da
 - Antes de me xingar... saiba de uma coisa - Interrompeu o padre caminhando até Harry que se revirava tentando se soltar - Esse seu dom, não é de Deus! E sim de um demônio - Disse calmamente o Padre ao garoto que se espantou
 - Como assim? - Perguntou Harry ao padre que o olhou com olhar de desprezo e então disse.
 
 - "O Culto das Cinzas" sacrificavam mulheres a esse demônio que comia a alma das garotas que lhe eram oferecidas, isso fazia com que uma pilha de cinzas surgissem e a sombra das vítimas ficavam grudadas em algum lugar solido no local do ritual.
  As vezes acontecia de essas cinzas se materializasem fazendo com que um corpo surgisse, vida porém não uma vida boa e sim demônios do inferno em formato humano - Explicou o padre olhando com um olhar de furia ao Harry que se assustou com aquilo que acabava de ouvir.
- Alguns tem dons como os seus, outros conseguem controlar fogo, gelo, manipular cadáveres, ler mente e até mesmo fazer coisas explodirem, mais é mais comum terem os seus dons, o nascido das cinzas que controlam o fogo se chamou Agnus há 8 séculos atrás, o que controlava o gelo teve a audácia de se tornar um bispo, o que reanimava corpos é uma garota que está na Prisão dos Mortos - finalizou o Padre saindo da sala
 
- Prisão do que? Que maluquice é essa? Seu doente mental - Harry gritou furioso para o padre que o olhou e em resposta disse - Prisão dos mortos, atualmente abita 8 nascidos das cinzas, a garota que controla cadáveres está lá inclusive, é aonde também jogamos assassinos de homens santos, membros da "KKK" e até mesmo um Lobisomen, inclusive é o mesmo Lobisomem que te atacou mais cedo na rua - dizendo isso o padre saiu da sala e um gás surgiu fazendo com que Harry desmaiasse
Harry acordou em uma praia com areia negra, ele olhou ao redor e se assustou com tudo, vários cadáveres caídos naquela praia o mar era azul porém todo o resto era cinza, até mesmo as árvores eram cinzas
 - Esse lugar é tudo monocromático- comentou Harry caminhando pelo o local até q ele achou uma porta enorme que dizia
Prisão dos Mortos
 
- Você aí - Gritou uma voz para Harry, ao olhar atentamente percebeu que pertencerá a uma múmia que perguntou a ele qual era o nome
 - Ha...Harry - respondeu o garoto para a múmia que o olhou e perguntou- Algo a declarar?
Harry em resposta disse - Vai se foder sua múmia caquética
 
- Mais um engraçadinho ein- respondeu a múmia colocando sua mão toda enfaixada na boca do Harry que tentou se soltar mais sem êxito
- Sua boca é bonita, agora eu a quero para mim - disse a múmia puxando sua mão da boca de Harry, os olhos do Harry arderam em lágrimas até que ele viu o motivo de suas lágrimas!
A múmia havia arrancado os lábios de Harry! Porém enves de sair sangue apenas saiu cinzas do local que será os seus lábios
 - Suma daqui pivete imundo - disse a múmia ao Harry e logo em seguida abriu o portão que sugou o Harry para dentro da prisão
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gatadelalunacolorada · 7 years ago
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Fialie IPP July Summer Wear
2nd entry for the IP-Pageant on DeviantArt for July, the theme being Summer Wear with Bonus Points for using the color Blue! HOLY HELL I really cut it close this time!!!!! X.X" It is 10:50 p.m. for me right now So like 1 hour before the deadline!!!! I knew what I wanted to do but I had a really bad wave of Motivation Deterioration hit me Right Smack in the middle of coming up with an idea I Just did the Inking yesterday and FINISHED coloring and shading and blending today/night!!!!! PHEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! XD ^^'' Anyways, Where Fialie lives and works is kind of a dessert area, so there's not many Beaches or watery get aways near by, BUT there is an Annual Fair that comes around just outside his town and he and his Theater friends Love going and having a fun as hell time playing games eating delicious Fair Food!!! So Deep Fried!! And of course cooling off on the fast tall rides. Fialie normally likes wearing a button up dress shirt and dress pants with some sturdy dance shoes everywhere, so he'll be ready to perform at a moments notice, BUT, he makes an exception for the Fair cause it's hosted in a rather dusty area for room for the rides and he wants to be comfy and just have fun. So here he's sporting a comfy breezy white T-shirt with a Blue striped elbow sleeved over shirt. Keeps him cool, flexible, and fashionable. He's also rockin some Blue Hue blended sneakers and some simple black jeans. And of course every fashionable dude's gotta have a bit of subtle bling, like his surfer dude necklace and punk rock bracelets.And his shirt and shoes have the Bonus Blue color!! YEAH!!! Fialie's also one of the Lucky types who can eat as much junk as he wants ad not get sick on ANY ride. He likes the ferris wheel best cause he can snack and ride at the same time. He also won a cute lil water serpent at a shooting game to keep him company. And FYI That Ferris Wheel is powered by Super Magnetic energy rings (totally not cause I was short on time to draw all the components and locking mechanisms or anything hahahahahahaha......haaaa >.>") Fialie: I'd just like to note, I had a date for this but she waited at the bottom since I needed this for IPP  heh heh ^^' Also there was an actual Fair close to my town this month so that's what gave me the idea for this -^^-
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youcandoitmaica · 7 years ago
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Day 8 (1-2)
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Day 8 (JANUARY 6, 2018)
Pang IG to bebs diba. Parang nung last time nagpapa send ka ng pic natin tas eto sinend ko. I miss you bebs. I miss us. I miss everything about us. I miss your dance din kapag nakaupo tayo sa couch.
Oo nga bebs. Sobrang sayang nga. Yung ginawa ko sayo. Parang.. parang nakapulot ako ng cheke na worth 1 Million tapos nabitawan ko nung nakasakay ako sa jeep. 😭😭 Nakaka sisi. Pero eto siguro yung way ni Lord para satin. Way mo para matauhan ako. Para maayos natin lahat. Maitama lahat ng mali. Para gumaling lahat ng sakit. Mahal na mahal kita bebs. Hinding hindi yun magbabago. Way to ni God satin para maging mas strong tayo, together. Tayo daw kasi FOREVER. Heheheh ❤️
12:10AM. Inask ko si mama. Anong ibigsabihin kapag sinabe niya na aalis siya(bebs) with her mom punta sila Antipolo. Inask ako kung chinat ba niya ako hindi ko ba siya tinanong. Sabi ko chinat niya ako. Sabi naman ni mama “Oh edi mabuti, atleast sinasabi niya sayo. Pero may sinabe na ba siyang iba?”
Me: Anong iba?
Mama: Yung tungkol sainyo.
Me: Ah wala pa naman ma.
Mama: Oh baka hindi palang niya nahahanap sarili niya. Antayin mo lang.
Then biglang tinanong ko si mama...
Me: “Ma pwede ka ba bangungutin pag hapon?”
Mama: “Oo naman.”
Me: “Parang binangungot ako kanina eh”
Mama: “Ako din nanaginip ako. Akala ko nga kanina totoo yung panaginip ko. Nag-uusap daw kayo ni Joseph. Parang naririnig ko kayo. 1 hour lang naman ako nakatulog pero parang totoo yun panaginip ko.”
Me: “Ano naman pinag uusapan namin?”
Mama: “Hala! Diba kapag kung ano napanaginipan mo, kabaliktaran daw nun yung nangyayari?” *sabay tawa*
Jusko ka mama wag mo na ako pagtripan!
Me: “Huy wag naman ma. Di pwede di kami mag usap. Mag knock on wood ka. Dali.”
Mama: *kumatok sa dining table* “Oh ayan na”
Me: “Ma glass yan eh di naman yan kahoy. Dali na mag knock on wood ka na para magkatotoo.”
Mama: “Eh walang kahoy dito eh”
Me: *nakita ko yung nakasabit na wooden spoon na malaki naka display sabay abot kay mama* “Oh eto katok na. Next time ma pag nanaginip ka yung di naman kami nag uusap. Para kahit di ka na mag knock on wood.”
Hoping talaga ako. Ayaw ko hindi tayo mag usap bebs. Hindi ko kakayanin. Kahit puro lang tayo tawa. Masaya na ako sa convo natin. Sobrang saya ko na. Mahal na mahal kita baby ko. Kahit ang achim mo and taba taba ikaw. Sana mine ka pa rin. Para sakin mine ka pa rin. Sana para sayo din. Miss na miss na kita sobra. ☹️ Gusto ko na gawin uli sayo yung ginagawa ko sa braso mo. Yung parang mannerism ng aso or ewan di ko ma explain. Tayo lang dalawa nakaka gets nun. Huhu. Miss na kita talaga. 😭😭 Inaantay ko talaga yung time na magkikita na tayo uli. ☹️☹️ Hug kita ng mahigpit tapos sobrang tagal. 😭😭😭
1:18AM. Nag chat siya. Di ko alam kung nag alala siya sakin kasi bigla niya inopen to. Kilig parin ako. Thank you Lord. ❤️ (Sorry kahit maliit na bagay mahalaga sakin)
Him: “Alam ko na kung bakit ka nag hahalucinate kanina Kasi di ka nanaman ata kumain”
Me: Hala ganun ba yun?
H: Kumain ka ba ng ayos???? Kumain ka ba?
M: Seryoso ba yun?
H: Sabi ko kumain ka diba
M: Hmm opo kumain ako kani kanina lang
H: Ayusin mo pag kain mo masama yung hindi kumakain
M: Kumain naman po me bebs hehe
H: Oo nga pero wag kasi nagpapalipas
M: Eh feel ko kasi busog ako
H: Feel mo lang yon. Kumain ka ng maayos haaaa
M: Feel ko love kita Hahahaha
H: Weh hahahahah.
Love din kita
Hehehehhehehehehehehehehehe ❤️❤️❤️❤️
H: Ano yung abstain
My gudness ayaw na gumana ng utak ko hahaha
M: Parang stop muna ganon refrain ganon.
Bat ayaw na gumana?
Ako lang kasi lagi mo iniisip eh hahahahahahahhahaa
H: Hahahahahahhahaa antok na kasi ko
M: Pahinga mo muna utak mo bebs ako din pahinga muna ko sa utak mo kanina pa ata ako tumatakbo jan hahahaha.
Ay kaso baka pati sa panaginip mo andyan parin ako
Hahahahahhaha wag mo sabihin bangungot ako ah
H: Hahahahahaha di ka makatakbo antaba mo e
M: Wow hiya ako sakanya Hahahahahahaha
Kaya pala hinihingal ka na agad sa utak ko
Inantok na siya.
Him: “Goodnight I love you ❤️”
Lord. I’m trying po not to be sad. Lalo pag magkausap kami. Ayaw ko maapektuhan yung pag uusap namin. Ayaw ko masira mood niya. Kaya as much as possible gusto ko happy lang lagi pag uusapan namin. Pinipigilan ko na maging emotional pag magkausap kami. Kasi alam kong andyan naman siya eh. Alam kong andyan siya for me kahit ano mangyari. And same din sakin. Kahit naman di kami palagi o oras oras nag uusap nararamdaman ko parin siya. Alam ko may onti, kahit onti(para sakin) na gusto niya rin akong kausap. Kasi may time naman na active now siya pero hindi niya sineseen yung chat ko. So meaning, may time na ayaw niya mag usap kami and that is fine with me. I admit nasasad ako dahil dun. Pero no choice. Happy din naman ako minsan kasi nakakareply siya(well kapag gusto niya). And I’m okay with it. I have no choice naman but to be thankful atleast nakakapag usap kami and narereplyan niya ako kahit na minsan hindi na ako kareply reply. Thank you so much po. 🙏🏻 Ang bait mo po talaga. ❤️
Love na love kita bebs. Kahit alam ko sa jokes ko napapangiti ka.(SANA) Di mo lang pinapakita. Sana kinilig ka parin sa mga banat ko. Sana mamiss mo rin ako. Mag iintay lang ako parati sayo. Mahal na mahal kita. Nakakasawa siguro kung mababasa mo to kasi paulit ulit ko to sinasabi pero sobrang mahal talaga kita. ❤️ Di ako magsasawa sabihin yun sayo. Kung pwede lang puntahan kita every night para sabihin sayo kung gano kita ka mahal gagawin ko. Para mawala lahat ng pagod mo. Kasi alam ko, super tiring yung week mo ngayon. Andaming ganap. Then acads pa. I’m thinking na maybe you need some maica to cheer u up.(Just like before) Kung hindi ka lang magagalit. Kung hindi lang malalaman ng mama mo.(Well I think evicted na ako sa bahay niyo. Di ko alam kung galit na sakin mom mo. Pero I’ll try to win her trust back too po. In God’s perfect time. Tiwala lang.) Alam ko kasi pag nasabi na sa magulang yung issue and stuff, wala na balikan eh. Pero siguro hindi naman lahat ng tao ganun. And mabait mom niya. Nagets ko rin yung point niya the last time we talked. Na we’re just too young for this. Na kailangan pa mas maging mature. And I know (for me lang ha) wala sa age yung maturity. Naka depende sa tao. I mean sa experiences ng tao. How can u say a person is so mature kung wala pang na experience na heart break, crisis or whatsoever. Kasi ewan ko lang. para sakin lang naman yun. Mature ka na ba if nag wowork ka na? Hindi ka pa mature talaga kapag nag aaral? Well I’m not against his mom naman. Gets ko naman na kapag nag wwork na, yung maliliit na bagay hindi na mahalaga. Kasi future na yung kalaban natin. And at some point, yung paniniwala kong yun tungkol sa maturity is siguro may point parin pero kumpara sa pag may work na. Iba. Siguro ako, sa ibang bagay kaya ko eh. Mature and independent ako. Pero pag sa relationship I admit may times na nagiging immature ako and nagiging dependent ako sa partner. I get emotionally attached too easily. And yun yung nakakasakal ata. At yun yung binago, babaguhin, binabago ko as of now.
I know its a process. Hindi pwede madaliin. Pero time din yung kalaban ko. Time na pwedeng mawala samin. ☹️☹️ At ayokong mawala yun. Na sana may time pang natitira para samin. Na sana may chance pa para samin. Na sana may love pang natitira para sakin. Lord kung para siya sakin, hindi mawawala yung love niya para sakin. Nag promise siya. Hinding hindi mawawala yung love niya para sakin. Alam ko po ikaw lang nakaka alam ng mga mangyayari. Ng katotohanan. Ng lahat lahat. Love ko siya sobra. Love na love. Siya lang gusto ko para sakin po. I hope siya din gusto mo para sakin. Sana ako parin gusto niya. 🙏🏻❤️
Tbcntd.
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