#H3VR

[wjbs-aus]

Figured out how to take screenshots from SteamVR, so uh. Here's me holding the TF2 pistol in H3VR.

Bonus binocular bversion.

Also my custom revolver-rifle, the Gay Vampire.

[wjbminecraft]

I wrote this post yesterday morning but didn't post it or whatever and it didn't save so I had to rewrite it, anyway what if Minecraft gun mod (even though you're not meant to make those) but it's has Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades-esque amounts of obscure weaponry and realistically-BS balance.

You can craft a Tankgewehr-style anti-tank rifle, and it one-shots a Warden, but it takes like half a minute to reload it and by the time you do there's another Warden closing in on your location because a Sculk Sensor was activated by the ridiculously loud firing sound. Running around with a Desert Eagle may sound cool, but you have to hold down the right-click for just the right amount of time before it can fire, and you will notice this, and it will cause you to die at least once because you tried spam-firing into a crowd of hostile mobs. You find a cool rocket-launcher, only to discover that it's a single-use disposable one after trying (and failing) to use it to stop an Illager raid. Also hostile mobs can rarely spawn with guns, and they don't need to reload every few shots. You almost die trying to escape from a Zombie that spawned holding an M1 Bazooka.

Also there are weapon mods that can be applied at either Smithing Tables or maybe a new "table"-type block (stocks for pistols, silencers and muzzle-brakes for most single-barrel weapons, scopes for basically everything). And new enchantments (e.g Double-Clip, which makes all weapons that use clips and magazines fire double times the amount they normally would, e.g a gun with a 10-round magazine would be able to fire 20 times, also it only has one level) and curses (e.g Jamming, which makes it that a weapon will sometimes not fire when it's supposed to, with the chance increasing by 10% with each level of the curse, up to 50% at level 4).

Give me money and a dev team and I could get this out in like a month to a year depending on the size of a dev team. Also don't give me a dev team because I'd probably be a nightmare to work for.

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Dude

Dude is an unused enemy that has 20000 HP but can only attack for 10 damage. Probably intended to be a boss considering its high HP, and is also part of an unused enemy formation called Dudetroop, which includes Dude, existing enemies Ghost, Vital Statue and Clawman, as well as the Gremlin and Gremlin Master, which are two other unused enemies.

the fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oHRI9So4Q4

FN F2000

H3VR is a VR gun range simulator esque game featuring a lot of (often user requested) firearms. The FN F2000 was often requested but never implemented as the main developer had a personal dislike of it after shooting it IRL, but mostly as a running joke. This came to a head with the Meatmas 2019 trailer, showing an F2000 in the game only to serve as fuel for a fireplace. The developer has explained that this appearance involved a fully functional gun implemented in the game, but immediately after filming the trailer it was entirely deleted, going so far as to throw away the password of the burner account used to purchase the model. Since then, the only way to get the F2000 in the game is mods.

the trailer: https://www.reddit.com/r/H3VR/comments/e2jf9x/hot_dogs_horseshoes_and_hand_grenades_meatmas/

[emptyheadgamer]

tiny team (Rust Ltd is 4 people as far as i can tell) game that's been receiving weekly devlogs and substantial updates for years. It won't make it because vr is niche, but nobody deserves it more.

[queer-carbonated-sugar-water]

hello. i offer you a Snackston Hale 3hold Classic Hallways first place video. i am proud of this accomplishment and i am posting it here. the audio is borked unfortunately :( so u can only hear from my mic towards the end

[zorciarkrildrush]

Money is ammunition and it is called .69 Cash Money and I wish I was one tenth as talented and funny as Anton H3VR because I will never come up with anything nearly as good

[dangerva]

The US Military should totally hire me

These designs are amazing

(Game is Hot Dogs Horseshoes and Hand Grenades)

[allstar13521]

I have *wasted* over three thousand hours of my one and only life on War Thunder, even if I assume half of that time is me leaving it logged in whilst doing something else, that is far too much time. It's not even a particularly good game, it just has a monopoly on a niche experience I really like.

As for a game I would actually still recommend after putting more than 300hrs into it: Hotdogs Horseshoes & Hand Grenades. Everyone (that can afford a VR headset and does not experience excessive motion sickness) should spend a few hours a day using obsessively simulated firearms to shoot talking hotdogs, it's great stress relief.

saw a poll on here where one of the categories was “I have over 300 hours in a single video game” and people were picking it and saying “I have way more than 300 hours!!” but they were all talking about games like ffxiv or overwatch where there’s a prolonged play element. that’s just not impressive to me. you’re SUPPOSED to have 300 hours in those games. what game do you have over 300 hours in that you absolutely should not be able to have 300 hours in? mine is the ace attorney trilogy

[wjbs-aus]

Hey so like, I wonder if TF2 Tumblr people know about the Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades "Meat Fortress" crossover's unique weapons?

Basically there's this really in-depth VR gun simulator and it had an official TF2 crossover a while ago that's still getting new stuff added for it, and along with the default TF2 weapons (plus beta-inspired grenades with some original ones thrown in, and alternate ammo types for most weapon types, none of which I will be covering in this post for image-limit reasons) it also has a bunch of custom weapons made specifically for it!

Also yes, as you'd expect, they feel kinda weird to use compared to the more realistic options the game is based around.

Images and details below (both of which are from the wiki, since taking decent screenshots in VR is painful and also I don't remember everything about them because there's like 20).

(Please note that I'm using the wiki's classifications for what class each weapon belongs to; some of the "All Class" ones do seem to fit with specific classes, but they aren't counted as such. Sorry. Also the wiki is a Fandom one. Again, sorry.)

All-Class

All Rounder

Type: Battle Rifle

Calibre: 10.5x35mm Dutch

Inspiration: MAS 49/56

Backfielder

Type: Machine Pistol

Calibre: 11mm Mannchevskikovovichidev

Inspiration: N/A (based on the default TF2 pistol)

Big Boomer

Type: Break-Action Shotgun

Calibre: 2 Gauge Long

Inspiration: N/A (possibly the Doom 2016/Eternal version of the Super Shotgun, which lacks a stock)

FireWalker

Type: Machinegun

Calibre: 13x59mm Ogden

Inspiration: M1918 BAR

Noisemaker

Type: SMG

Calibre: 12x22mm MC

Inspiration: Vz.61

Ol' Reliable

Type: Pump-Action Shotgun

Calibre: 7 Gauge Stout

Inspiration: N/A (based on the default TF2 shotgun)

Pas De Deux

Type: Derringer

Calibre: .58 Ultralong Rifle

Inspiration: N/A (although it kinda looks to me like the Model 6 XL?)

Sound Check

Type: Semi-Auto Pistol

Calibre: .52 AMP

Inspiration: M1911A1 (name is a reference to a running gag in the developer-update videos)

Stone Thrower

Type: Assault Rifle

Calibre: 9x45mm Classic

Inspiration: AR-10

Vulture

Type: Semi-Auto Pistol

Calibre: 10.1mm SHhhhhhh

Inspiration: PSS Silent Pistol (it isn't in H3VR, so have a Wikipedia.)

Scout

Duckhunter

Type: Lever-Action Shotgun

Calibre: 13 Gauge

Inspiration: N/A (based on the default TF2 scattergun)

Pyro

Signaler

Type: Flare Gun

Calibre: 50mm Flare

Inspiration: N/A (based on concept-art for the TF2 Flaregun)

Demoman

The Long Shot

Type: Grenade Launcher

Calibre: Sticky Shell

Inspiration: N/A (based on the default TF2 Stickybomb launcher)

Heavy

Aerial Denier

Type: Machinegun

Calibre: 18x50mm Packawhollop

Inspiration: literally just a pair of GAU-19/A barrels slapped onto the default TF2 minigun

Sniper (who has the most weapons for some reason?)

Snag Sanger

Type: Bolt-Action Rifle

Calibre: 18x50mm Packawhollop

Inspiration: N/A (based on the default TF2 sniper rifle)

The Last Bit

Type: Bolt-Action Rifle

Calibre: 18x50mm Packawhollop

Inspiration: N/A (based on the default TF2 sniper rifle but it's been obrez'd look at it it's adorable!!!)

Bushranger's Boon

Type: Submachine Gun

Calibre: 12x32mm Dingowhomper

Inspiration: N/A (based on the default TF2 SMG)

Engineer

Rosie

Type: Battle Rifle

Calibre: 5mm Rivets

Inspiration: Remington Stud Driver Model 450 (which is obscure enough that you'll have to look it up yourself)

Medic

Medical-180

Type: Carbine

Calibre: Syringe

Inspiration: American-180

Spy

Le Petite Liaison

Type: Revolver

Calibre: .366 Ultramagnum

Inspiration: N/A (the H3VR wiki says it's a modified version of the default revolver, and I kinda see that, but there's enough differences that I kinda doubt that)

[wjbminecraft]

Minecraft gun mod, but it's designed for use in VR and every weapon has H3VR* levels of realism.

*Hot Dogs, Horseshoes & Hand Grenades; it's a pretty fun VR game with stupidly in-depth firearms (both real and fictional, like it has an official TF2 crossover gamemode that comes with a bunch of fully-functional recreations of TF2's iconic weapons plus some original ones).

[staryoshi06]

⭐fights in this game can be so fun (and humorous)

[agentmatt6]

Is it fucked up that after my dad voiced doubts about the shot at the attempted assassination, I wanted to try making a similar setup in H3VR?

[emptyheadgamer]

Hotdogs horseshoes and handgernades is such a silly vr app. I think my favorite thing is Canada being referred to as northest dakota

[warmongerer]

https://youtu.be/dYLfiGNIG24?si=GhmpX_KtABTIjHZi

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Hand the urge to play Hot dogs horse shoes and ahnd grenades and make a vid outta it. Here :>

[asmallgaycow]

Anton pls