#Gyro mun being dumb

[thefriendinthenight]

Evil Farming: it’s farming, but evil.

Tomatoes that have bruises that look like the faces of tortured souls

Corn with kernels that look suspiciously like teeth

Apples so mesmerizingly red and gold that you can’t help yourself as you wander blindly into the orchard

Cows with glowing eyes that always seem to be staring through your windows at night

Pigs that speak horrible prophecies, one word a day

Pumpkins, cucumbers, grapes-- anything with a vine curls around you if you stand still too long

Sometimes you cut open produce to find small bones inside

Chickens that fade into the void when the sun sets

Horses that see actual demons, not just imaginary ones

Pitchforks and scythes that demand blood sacrifice

Bottomless haystacks, from which there is no escape

Geese

Evil Farming.

[sirgyrodegearloose-archive]

((Okay so I won’t be on properly until tomorrow or Sunday, but 

HEY YO ANY FENTON ROLEPLAYERS WHO WANT TO GET ON THIS, GET ON IT! DUCK HYPE IS STRONG AND I WELCOME ALL OF YOU!))

[thegearloosefiles-archive]

“I sense a disturbance in the Force...”

[intrepids-stuff]

Ok so this piece is both me leaping out of my comfort zone and actually doing solid lines instead of sketches, and a tribute to an old relationship Bonely ( @pawnshopsouls) used to have with an Asgore ( @mrgxatdad) two years ago during the high-tide of the Undertale RP community. 

It started as a joke with me sending a dumb doodle to the mun of the Asgore blog, but it kinda blossomed from there. Honestly, out of all his relationships, the one he had with Asgore is one that’s stuck the most - so much so that it even got its own ship name: Soft Bones.

Story

After Bonely lost his home and (presumably) his family in a bombing raid during the war of Udo, he must use his jumper’s gyro to escape enemy forces trying to capturing him. This led to him appearing just outside of new home. Injured and grieving, Bonely was surprised when he was taken in by the surprisingly kind King of the Underground. As Bonely healed, the two discovered they had more in common than they thought - a war, a lost family, and a need for companionship. One thing led to another and the relationship between these to were born.

Bonely’s taken Asgore bowling, cooked with him, and ended up becoming both his consort and bodyguard. 

However, their relationship was short lived when Asgore’s timeline went through the Game timeline and Bonely was confronted with a force that he couldn’t beat - a human with the power to RESET. In the end, the kid won and an exhausted, heartbroken Bonely departed the crumbling void that had been his and Asgore’s home. His return to Bel’Terum, though bitter with grief and heartbreak, was sweetened slightly by the discovery that his brother and adopted son had indeed survived the bombings and had been looking for him the entire time he’d been gone. 

Now with everything rebuilt, Bonely holds out the hope of being able to reach his Asgore’s timeline but he has yet to hear if the timeline had been restored with a RESET or not.

[sirgyrodegearloose-moved-blog]

((Wow, I have been just awful at keeping this blog up to date lately. Not a lot of call these days for a golden oldie like Gyro, and we’re still a good year or so out from the reboot, but that’s not much of an excuse. 

Mun is a derp, memes and starter calls to follow.))

[aidetothequeen-archive]

*places Starchy in a punishment burrito*

“What’s happening?! What are you- Hey! Unhand me!”

“HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!”

[thefriendinthenight]

♪♫ Deja Vu! ♫♪

♪♫ I’ve just been in this place before! ♫♪

[thefriendinthenight]

So I'm going to a con this weekend, and Travis McElroy is doing a Q&A tomorrow. My mission is to try and ask him his opinion on long Furbies.

[thefriendinthenight]

I was today years old when I realized Weird Al’s “Germs” was a NIN parody.

[thefriendinthenight]

Heigh-Ho Howdy, folks! It’s 2am and I’m back on my 7D bullshit!

[thefriendinthenight]

serotonin is stored in the brian david gilbert

[thefriendinthenight]

Use witchcraft to improve your attention span.

Focus pocus.

[thefriendinthenight]

Nobody:

Me at 3:40 am: I should shave my head and start working out again and brew my own mead and drop out of my shitty D&D group in favor of a better one and repaint my room and--

[thefriendinthenight]

Making a Facebook Birthday Fundraiser for The Trevor Project like

[thefriendinthenight]

I’ve just come to a realization:

In Dark Souls, there’s that giant crow/raven that carries you back to the Asylum.

Corviknight is a giant crow/raven that’s supposed to carry people around Galar.

If Zacian is basically Sif, and Corviknight is the giant crow/raven that carries you around, DOES POKEMON IS DARK SOULS???

[thefriendinthenight]

changed my name and icon

Good luck figuring out who I am lmao

(just kidding)

obnoxiousowlwitch ==> thefriendinthenight