#Guylty

[meandrichard]

Wachet auf

Sunday is 1. Advent and time for Guylty’s fundraiser. Bid early and often. [I promise I will write again. Hopefully over the Christmas break. State employees get an insane number of days off, I think. Although I feel a certain urgency to what I do, so I also have a hard time taking the holidays I have.] Belated happy Thanksgiving to the Americans, however you prepare your turkey. Und zur Feier…

[nfcomics]

What a Guy Wants • Anytime you want

[riepu10]

Audible: Their Lost Daughters

[armidreamer]

Make yourself at home, Flat Ritchie

Make yourself at home, Flat Ritchie

Good things have all come at once. There was a wonderful surprise waiting for me at  home on Wednesday. The international jet setter Flat Ritchie had come to visit. Then, after parched months with only ears being treated to the magnificent one, it’s raining visual man – Armitage at Sundance.  And there will be Red Dragon con next weekend.

But first, I have to be a good host to FR. I’m not brave…

[ludvigmykitten]

Some one had a party Larst Night. I Think i know who it us is 🤔 i hope he had a lot of fun destroing a bag of fisch food.. LUDVIG the handsome

[totallyradioactive15]

RA Challenge 13

♡ #22 The Character you would want as a drinking buddy:

John Porter: I feel like I could have a laugh with him and he also has a dirty sense of humour so I feel we would get on quite well over a couple of drinks..

♡ #23 The character you would want as a fuck buddy

Daniel Miller: No strings attached, from evidence he could defiantly please me in that way...

 ♡ #24 the character you find most relatable

Harry Kennedy: He comes across as a normal, slightly geeky guy who likes to read books and would be quite happy to live a quiet life in a little cottage somewhere in the English country side, as this is something I would love to do myself, also he is slightly awkward around the opposite sex maybe from lack of experience, which is another reason why I find him most relatable to me...

[mezzmerizedbyrichard]

Some of @guylty’s beautiful black and white photos of Richard at the Urban and the Shed Crew premiere at Leeds, November 7th and 8th, 2015.

[lathalea]

Never

Here is the newest Thorin Oakenshield fic for the Armitage Summer Splash event :) Watch out for angst!

WEEK 3 - PROMPT 15

Trope: Arranged marriage Quote: “How can you possibly think that?”

Relationships: Thorin Oakenshield x OC Rating: G

You can find this fic on AO3.

Never

You take in the beauty of the Misty Mountains. Their perfect reflection in the water. Their silent, eternal presence.

This is supposed to be the best time of your life. You have just wedded none other than Thorin Oakenshield and now you are travelling with him to the legendary Erebor. This Dwarf is not only a great king and a brave warrior, but also an honourable person. And his looks make maidens swoon. Many would do anything in order to trade places with you, become his wife — and a queen. And you would gladly take them up on their offer. If you could have it your way, you would have married someone else.

Heavy steps interrupt your musings. Quickly, you brush away a stray tear and turn towards the sound. It is him. The one you are to call “my lord husband” from now on, whether you like it or not. You close your eyes for a moment and see the smiling face of your beloved, the one you have always dreamed of addressing lovingly as your husband. Now, you never will. You will never wake up next to him and look into his cornflower eyes. You will never see how he teaches your first child to walk. You will never kiss him again nor braid his golden hair. And you will have to withstand the torture of seeing him every day — with his new wife.

“It is time we moved out, my lady wife. If the weather is good, we may arrive at the banks of Anduin tonight,” the King Under the Mountain says. His voice is like a distant rumble of a storm.

“Of course,” you nod and start walking towards the horses and your escort.

“I know you did not wish for this marriage to happen.” His words make you stop in your tracks. “And I respect that. But it is done. I would like to assure you that I will try my best to be a good husband to you.”

That word again. Husband.

“I see,” you look at the iron toe caps of your boots.

A sea of silence grows between you. You hear his voice again. It’s oddly distant, as if he stood on the opposite shore.

“I hope that in time I can earn your respect as well. Or any other feelings beyond…”

“How can you possibly think that?” you interrupt. “Can you not see I do not love you and I never will?!”

Thorin Oakenshield, your lord husband, looks at you with a furrowed brow, making you think of an ancient sculpture chiselled by an artist. Cold and soulless.

“Are you certain, my lady? Many couples like us find…”

“Can you not see? There is no ‘us’ and there never will be! I gave my heart to Fili, not you!”

The name of the king’s nephew echoes against the granite mountain slopes long after you have left Mirrormere behind.

Riding behind your husband, you never see how that very name extinguished a spark in his eyes.

📜 Searching for more stories to read and more art to look at? 📜 📜Here is the masterlist for Week 3 of the Armitage Summer Splash event. 📜

General taglist (please let me know if you'd like to be added/removed): @fizzyxcustard @shrimpsthings​ @dark-angel-is-back @sherala007 @amelia307 @anyaspidergirl-blog @jotink78 @rachel1959 @saltwater-in-the-afternoon @linasofia @legolasbadass @yourqueenunderthemountain @reblogunderthemountain @guardianofrivendell @elrawienthewhite @tschrist1 @nelleedraws @beenovel @vee-vee-writes @mcchiberry @dumbassunderthemountain @errruvande @laurfilijames @emrfangirl @s0ftd3m0n @lilith15000 @kami-chan1512 @ragsweas @enchantzz @aduialel @myselfandfantasy @thewhiteladyofrohan @elliepie1226 @middleearthpixie @i-did-not-mean-to @blairsanne @fckmini @clumsy-wonderland @wormsmith @mailinsblogofstuff @medusas-hairband @xxbyimm @guylty

Thorin/ME taglist: @i-am-the-raven-queen @ruthoakenshield @jaskierthelover @asgardianhobbit98 @thespiritoflife @justfollowtheroad

[mininottingham]

A package arrived! And of course the minis claimed possession of it.

Mini Guy loves his wolf clasp pin even if it’s a little too big for his mini jacket.

Thank you @guylty for organizing RA Birthday fundraising :)

[i-did-not-mean-to]

Happy Holidays

First of all: Happy Holidays (whatever holiday you observe or not, may you be blessed)

And yes, today is my 33rd birthday. For 32 years and a half, I have mainly polished the outside shell to make it palatable to people, to be less weird, to fit in better...and didn't it make me miserable?

Today also marks the 5-year anniversary of my being alive against all odds and despite my firm decision to no longer be. 5 years of bonus-time, 5 years of laughter and strife, 5 years of making and losing friends. Happy Birthday to this life I am living stubbornly too.

At age 33, I 'pass'. I am a POC, but I am reasonably wealthy, educated, and presentable; I am in a heteronormative relationship, I am holding down a job, I own a house and a car.

Walking through the streets of London, I've realised that people might truly believe that I am one of them.

I have found out recently that I truly am not. I might be married to a cis-man, but I'd be married to that soul no matter what body it came in and no matter what gender identity they would have come with.

I might look like a very studious person, but the book I am pouring over is the Silm and my beautiful earrings are from @guylty's etsy shop (it's miniature The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Rings). And yes, I pair them with pearls and silk if that is my fancy.

I am more autistic than I thought but I am also much more functional than I ever allowed myself to believe.

I am kind to people I know and tumblr has shown me that I know a great many people; I love you, I take an interest, your plight is my concern, and I will never unlearn what I've glimpsed on this hellsite.

Today is my birthday and even though I am alone at home with my husband and my dog, I don't feel lonely. I feel like I am a part of a colourful community of people living, loving, and thriving despite the hurt and the chaos.

I love you all and I wish you only the very best...If there's anything I can do for you, hit me up, send me your fic, your picture, your opinion, and your KoFi link.

I am not alone. Neither are you.

We're in this together, for better or for worse.

Here's to another day, to another year, to another life!

[meandrichard]

Richard Armitage birthday fundraiser

Guylty’s usual event is discussed here. It’s happening quite a bit earlier this year for reasons she explains. I will also do my usual thing on the day of August 22. Sorry to post and run. I’ve got some news, too, about something that’s keeping me dashing on at the moment. More soon.

[nfcomics]

What a Guy Wants • It's really true love

[guylty]

*ooof*: Breaktime Pretty

And out of the blue, Guylty posts an *ooof*. Where did that come from? Well, from my drafts folder. This post had been languishing in there since late 2017!!! Can you believe it? This week, after I had finalised most of the fundraiser stuff, I had some time to tidy up my computer. And on WordPress I came across my drafts folder that I had left untouched for years. There were some posts that only…

[riepu10]

Every blog needs a tied up soldier

[armidreamer]

Daniel's Diorama of Delights! 2022 Richard Armitage Birthday Fundraiser

Daniel’s Diorama of Delights! 2022 Richard Armitage Birthday Fundraiser

[astrovian]

@jesgisborne thank you so much for putting why I appreciate and love Richard's birthday video so much into the exact right words which I couldn't find

it is a glimpse of such a sincere & remarkably candid expression of emotion from him, which is so rare, rather than his carefully guarded public 'face' which we normally get (which is not to say his public persona is necessarily 'fake' in any way, but more of a diluted & controlled expression of himself)

it was a very vulnerable piece for RA to make public, which I think also shows how spur of the moment the recording was. it was honest, sincere, and to sum it up in the best way - "he let us way in" to his actual self & feelings

the humour of the video was great & goofy & just so him, but the moments before he blew out the cupcake were very tender & open, and those are the best words I can think of to describe it, and I think we're very lucky that he shared that with us

I think we owe most of that tenderness to @guylty, whose generosity & commitment to creating & running the RA50Auctions I believe spurred him into making the video to say thank you rather than just typing it out ❤

anyway, here's my favourite gif in the entire world again because why not