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hermit-pistol · 4 years ago

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Guido Mista Fluff Alphabet:

Okay Mista fans, here’s your food. Only one more alphabet and this series will be one! Make sure to show love and read under the cut!

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Mista has a super adventurous personality and this also shows in the activities that you two take part in. He always likes to do things that others would usually think of as silly, like going to the zoo. But! He always finds a way to make it entertaining and unforgettable. (Who wants to hold the baby kangarooooo)

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

He loves your laugh, and whenever he gets to hear it, it feels like the best reward for him. While he may have flirted with his fair share of girls in the past, looks aren't most important to him. In order to get you rolling around on the floor, he'll have to pull out the big guns, of course. Sometimes he'll tag team with Narancia to pull pranks just to get a rise out of you.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Mista absolutely hates when you're sad because that also makes him feel sad. When he sees you sulking on the couch, he joins you, wrapping his large arms around you. He'll keep asking you why you're sad while sticking out his lower lip, (which was absolutely lethal for you). Soon after, you forgot why you were down in the dumps, which was Mista's main goal the whole time.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

He's a romantic, so he's always thinking about the future and what it will bring in regards to his love life. Within a few years of dating, he'll already want to move in and get a dog. Maybe two dogs, who knows. He sees marriage, children, grandchildren...all of it.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Mista can be pretty stubborn in certain situations. He will make the plans for dates and activities that the two of you can enjoy. He'll always ask you for your input, of course. Overall, the balance of power in the relationship is equal.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Mista can be a little childish when disagreements are involved. There's a possibility that he'll use humor to get out of a sticky situation, but don't let him get away with this all the time. If he's in the wrong let him know, or else things can get blown out of proportion easily.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Mista thanks you for the companionship and happiness that you've brought into his life. You are the longest relationship that he's had in quite some time given his current line of work, and he loves that you have the patience to stick around with him. Even though his stand keeps him company most of the time, he's glad to share time with another human.

H onesty - Do they have��secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Mista is very honest with you. Whether it be where he's going on a mission (sometimes, Bruno yells at him for telling you this), or telling you about his past before joining the organization, he's very transparent with you. You appreciate this, and make sure that you do the same. Hardly any secrets are kept between you.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

Like R mentions 👀, you inspire him to keep himself clean. Of course, a normal person would want to keep up with appearances but Mista is a very special guy.... While he was cheerful before the relationship he's over the moon when he sees you and prioritizes your time together.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Mista will be quiet, which is very uncharacteristic of him. His stand will always manifest and say whatever he’s thinking, probably along the lines of taunting and verbally harassing the person you’re talking to before they eventually grow frustrated and walk away. The Pistols would cheer, celebrating their victory.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Mista's kisses are very eager and wanting. In addition, he doesn't care who's around and has absolutely no problem with kissing in public. Even if you blush and get embarrassed this only give him another reason to hold you tighter and go to town. Prepare yourself... 😳

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Mista will literally confess to you on the street. The first time he tells you that he loves you is actually in casual conversation. You had to do a double take, and he merely shrugged in response. It would take some getting used to, but you were elated that he felt the same as you!

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

He'll want to get married after his time in Passione is over, or at least has settled down to where he can live comfortably with you. The ceremony will be small, with only a few family members attending. Even if you haven't yet upgraded to a larger living space, he'll want to start a family right away. If you decide you're not ready you remind him that the Pistols are already his children.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Every name invented is fair game. He loves using stupid niche names too that come up after a few months of dating. Examples include but are not limited to: "green bean", "lil mami", and "bicycle crusher" (the last refers to your thighs in a related incident).

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

He tells the gang that he's crushing on someone all the time, so when he first reveals that he's in love they really don't believe him at first. Although he "always says that", it's the Pistols that escalate the situation even further. Whenever you're along with him they'll come out and start egging him on with kissy noises and the like. He'll turn as red as a tomato when you grant him his wish.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Mista LOVES to show you off in public, and he loves watching the reactions of the passerby as he has an arm slung around your waist traveling dangerously close to your butt. It drives him nuts that out of all of the guys in Italy you chose him, and now that you two are a couple he wants to show the world.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

While many other guys may hate the concept of hugging, Mista loves it wholeheartedly. Whenever you're having a bad day, a good day, or are just walking around he won't hesitate to wrap his arms around you and smile. Sometimes the Pistols will even join in for a group hug! He's basically the hug king, and you're not opposed to that role.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Very romantic babey. Since he’s so smelly he would suggest taking a bath or shower with you. This will take some extreme confidence from both of you. Whether it becomes sexual or not, just being intimate in this way is so special to him.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

He believes in you like nobody's business. Also, he loves seeing when you follow through with your goals and sees your dreams coming to fruition! It's extremely exciting for him, and you love seeing his reactions to watching you succeed.

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Mista loves the thrill that life and living provides. There's something new that arises every day you spend with him, and you never get bored. Loves booking hotel rooms for trips and the like and not telling you until the night before, which can be stressful yet cute.

U nderstanding - How well do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Mista is stupid but means well. Sometimes you can quiz him, and he'll still forget something as simple as your favorite food, or your favorite color. In time, he'll learn more about you and your emotions, but for now every time you tell him a fact about yourself he'll write it in his phone so he doesn't forget. 🥺

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Mista will be so cheesy about telling you how much you mean to him. -"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...."- <-- If he pulls anything like this he usually givers you permission to slap him. You're one of the only partners that's stuck around with him for this long, and he's not planning on letting you go any time soon.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Mista insists that he should help around the house at times, and this means that he's going to help with the chores in any way that he can. You end up assigning him grocery shopping (a big mistake). He is so unorganized and claims that he doesn’t need a list to go off of, and this usually results in him buying whatever he wants. Watch him get all the way home and still manage to forget the milk and bread. Good thing he bought the family pack of ice cream sandwiches though.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

If you look up affectionate in the dictionary, there's a very good chance that you'll see Mista's name. He loves to cuddle with you and especially loves to nap with you because of the intimacy. Mista can nap anywhere, anytime, but he prefers falling asleep with you in his arms!

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Mista will be soooo needy when you are away, and so will the Pistols. When you have the free time between class or meetings he'll call you begging for you to come home with his six children screaming in the background. Eventually, it'll get to be too much and you have no choice but to come home, much to his delight. He'll never let you go.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

Mista will definitely buy you presents if he has the money at hand. Expect lavish gifts like jewelry and clothes from him, whether it's a special occasion or not. If he could, he'd give you the world, but at times you have to remind him that you have more than enough and you don't need to be impressed by physical possessions.

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puddygeeks · 5 years ago

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Wᴇ Cᴏᴍᴇ Rᴜɴɴɪɴɢ - Tʜᴇ 100 Bᴇʟʟᴀᴍʏ x OC - Cʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 23: Uɴᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ Mᴏᴠᴇs

Masterlist

Episode: Unity Day

Rating: Mature

Summary: During her time in the Skybox, Indigo formed a precious friendship with fellow outcast Octavia Blake, the girl under the floor. At first they thought their departure from the oppression of the Ark was a blessing, but quickly came to rely on Indigo's keen survival instincts. The 100 struggle to meet the challenges of Earth whilst Bellamy strives to lead the wavering teenagers and his irresponsible attitude fuels constant conflict with Indigo. Their only shared interest is in protecting Octavia and Indigo beings to suspect that there is a deeper cause to Bellamy's seemingly irrational choices. As the consequences of his actions mount up around him, he finally begins to confide in her and she discovers more than she ever bargained for.

Fandom: CW’s The 100

Pairing: OC x Bellamy Blake

LONG TERM ONGOING PROJECT :)

My writing is entirely fuelled by coffee! If you enjoy my work, feel free to donate toward my caffeine dependency: will work for coffee

Warnings: Mature content. Non-consent, language, sex, self harm, suicide, anxiety, helplessness, torture, captivity/confinement, alcohol/drug use.

Chapter Twenty-Three

I returned to sitting with Monty for a while, who had since been joined by Monroe and a few other girls that seemed to be thrilled by his company. We chatted idly to fill the time but I was distracted as I waited, hoping that Bellamy would seriously consider taking some time off. I was truly surprised when I saw him approaching and I couldn’t contain a wide smile at the sight of him. It quickly faded when I clocked his serious expression.

“Hey everyone, can I steal Indigo from you?” He enquired with a smile that I could easily identify was forced. This only worsened the nervous feeling in my stomach that something had happened and I almost didn’t want to ask what it was.

“It’s about time that you did.” Monroe commented and several of the others sniggered in response. I felt myself blush as a subtle smile crept into the corners of Bellamy's mouth and cleared my throat awkwardly. I jumped to my feet and distanced myself from anyone, following him to a quiet spot.

“What’s wrong?” I asked in immediate concern as I forced the embarrassment from my mind.

“Finn has set up a meeting with the grounders, he’s taken Clarke with him to represent us. She’s asked me to follow her as backup. I’m gonna need you sharp shooting skills.” He explained and I groaned in disappointment. I had hoped for a straight 24 hours without drama, but I knew that this was too good to be true.

“I thought we’d gone too long without someone doing something stupid.” I sighed as I met his eyes and he scoffed in agreement. “Of course, if you need me, I’ve got your back.” I expressed and he seemed relieved at my words.

“Thank you.” He breathed with an appreciative smile. “Grab your gear and meet me by the woods. I’m gonna grab Jasper too.” He relayed as he moved to step away and I grabbed his arm to stop him.

“Jasper has been drinking all day, are you sure that’s a good idea?” I queried with an immediate feeling of guilt.

“Pretty much everyone in camp has.” He sighed as he studied the camp irritably. “I trust Jasper.” He added in a steady voice and I nodded in acceptance.

I rushed back to my tent to collect some supplies and picked up the gun he’d given me a few days ago. I felt strange carrying it around camp still, so I’d hidden it in here. I stashed it in my belt and checked that my dagger was still in its usual spot on the other side. I was concerned that Octavia was still not back in the tent, but tried not to think too much about what she was doing right now. I wrote her a quick note to say that I'd gone out with Bellamy and assured her that I was okay. I placed it somewhere she’d easily see it and rushed back to meet him.

When I reached the meeting spot, I was caught off guard to find he was waiting with both Jasper and Raven, before I assessed that if Finn was involved it only made sense for her to be here. We walked together through the trees and I kept close to Bellamy whilst Jasper and Raven remained just behind us. Bellamy crouched to investigate a small cluster of the nuts that had caused him to have hallucinations on the ground.

“At least they’re good for something.” He commented in a bitter tone and I couldn’t blame him for his dislike of them. I struggled to ignore the two behind as Jasper rambled awkwardly and found myself doubting the decision to bring him with us.

“Can you track her?” I asked nervously and he nodded in response. We stood back up and Bellamy turned to look over his shoulder at the distracting pair who quabled behind us.

“Both of you, shut up. Keep your eyes open.” He hissed before he rolled his eyes at me with frustration and we led the group forward. We walked in silent anticipation throughout the night and by the time we reached the meeting spot it was daylight. We approached a bridge that was above us and I spotted Clarke and Finn at the end of it. I shushed the group and drew us in closer, moving slightly lower into the valley that the bridge crossed. We bunched together to hide in some trees and Clarke glanced down at us.

“Well, she knows backup is here now.” I whispered to the group as we waited in tense anticipation.

“What’s Octavia doing here?” Jasper asked and I startled at his words. My view roamed to further along the bridge where I saw the grounder Lincoln jogging over to meet Octavia and he lifted her into a tight hug. I could hardly believe what I was seeing and felt a stab of betrayal in my chest. “Oh.” Jasper breathed in an awkward realisation.

“I guess we know how he got away.” Raven commented in an entertained manner and I wished she would keep her commentary to herself. I felt my heart skip a beat as Bellamy turned to regard me with accusing eyes.

“Did you know?” He hissed in an aggressive question and I gulped nervously as I tried to decide how to explain without giving the impression that I was taking sides.

“I’m not getting between you. I told her to speak to you about it. I can’t be responsible for both of your secrets.” I defended, feeling as if there were no easy way out of this situation now. I hated that things had reached this point and I was significantly disappointed with Octavia for not speaking to him as I’d requested.

“You didn’t think to tell me that she was involved with a grounder?” He spat, staring at me in disbelief and I felt my stomach flip at his assumption.

“I didn’t know!” I hissed back, growing annoyed with his accusations. “I knew that she helped him escape but it wasn’t for me to tell you. I had no idea that this was going on.” I swore as I indicated to the two of them who were still gripping each other on the bridge and he sighed bitterly. I turned my attention back to see them finally break apart and Bellamy aimed his gun at Lincoln, considering a drastic action through the sight. “Bellamy, don’t.” I warned with a sense of panic.

“Wait, look.” Raven whispered firmly as she drew our attention to the far side of the bridge, where several grounders approached on horseback. We waited in heavy apprehension as Clarke strode nervously to the centre of the bridge to meet a female grounder who seemed to be important. They paused in a tense standoff and I wished that I could hear the conversation. Although I was incredibly stressed by the risk of the situation, I also struggled to stand so close to Bellamy whilst he radiated anger in my direction. I could hardly keep the frantic thoughts from my mind as I realised that we would need to discuss this properly later and felt my frustration with Octavia growing. Raven raised her gun to look at them through her scope. “Grounder princess looks pissed.” She commented.

“Our princess has that effect.” Bellamy replied with a slight smirk and I found myself smiling in response. I was glad for his humour breaking some of the tension that continued to grow between us.

“Oh no, this is bad.” Jasper breathed as he stared up into the trees through his scope. I gazed at him in confusion, unable to see anything that he could be referring to. I felt a sense of dread in my stomach as I scanned the area and waited for some threat to reveal itself.

“What the hell are you talking about?” Bellamy hissed, surveying Jasper’s nervous form in annoyance. Jasper flitted his view to various points in the canopy on the other side of the bridge as if he were counting enemies and I felt my heartbeat quicken at his action.

“There’s grounders in the trees.” He growled through panicked pants and I took a sharp breath.

“What?” I gasped as I pulled the pistol from my belt and bought my focus nervously into the thick canopy. I became acutely aware of the fact that Octavia was on the bridge and incredibly vulnerable to attack in such an open area.

“Where?” Bellamy asked as him and Raven scanned the trees through their scopes. I prepared myself to shoot, feeling disadvantaged by my lack of vision. For the first time, I found myself wishing that I’d attended the shooting classes so that I could have graduated to a gun with a scope and greater range. “I don’t see anything.” He added with a doubtful tone.

“They’re gonna shoot!” Jasper gasped before running out from the cover of the trees and frantically screaming up at the bridge. “Clarke, run! Run!” He fired aimlessly at the trees and the large automatic rifle fired off a rapid succession of bullets in the relative direction of the canopy. Bellamy stepped out to follow him first, successfully shooting down a scout and Raven and I followed. I turned my attention immediately to the bridge, watching Octavia with every bit of attention that I could muster. I couldn’t get a proper view of her and I knew that I wouldn’t be able to hit anyone from here with just a pistol.

Without thinking, I ran back into the trees and sprinted my way in the direction of the bridge. I trusted Bellamy and the others to keep control of the situation enough to provide covering fire, but I was driven by the need to get Octavia out of danger as soon as possible. The entrance to the bridge quickly came into view and I saw Finn supporting Clarke as they ran towards me. I pushed myself harder as I witnessed Lincoln jump to take an arrow for Octavia. I had to admit that the choice earned my respect. I was almost within reach of them when he snapped the arrow from the front of his chest as if it were nothing and Octavia clung desperately to him. He turned them to face me as I collided into her and latched onto her tightly.

“Okay, run! Don’t stop til you’re behind your walls!” He ordered as he thrusted her towards me. “Go! Take her!” He emphasised and I yanked her arm to encourage her to move. Clarke grabbed her other arm and assisted me to pull her into a jog as she screamed back to Lincoln. We ran from the bridge into the cover of the trees as I noticed the telltale red of Raven’s jacket emerging from my right. I pushed Octavia ahead with Clarke, releasing my grip on her arm so that I could slow myself down to check that the backup group had all safely joined us. Jasper appeared next, falling into step right behind Octavia and Clarke. Finally Bellamy ran out from my side and he paused for a second in worry before his eyes met mine. He snatched my arm to pull me toward him and we ran together the rest of the way to camp.

When we neared the gates, everyone slowed to catch their breath. It was dark now and it had been a difficult journey for us all. I put my hands on my knees as I panted for air, before Bellamy’s voice jolted me to standing again.

“You got something to say?” He spat and I could easily recognise the confrontation in his voice.

“Yeah, I told you no guns!” Fin yelled in exasperation and I rolled my eyes at the ridiculousness of this suggestion. I could hardly believe that he was able to suggest this after the way things had just happened.

“I told you we couldn’t trust the grounders!” Clarke answered defensively and I was pleased to see her standing up to his self-righteous attitude. “I was right.” She voiced with the silent support of several of the group around her.

“And why didn’t you tell me what you were up to?!” Raven cried, grabbing his arm in rage and I felt awkward as I finally considered the implications of him telling Clarke but not including Raven.

“I tried, but you were too busy making bullets for your gun!” Finn attacked, placing indignant emphasis on the last word and indicating to the weapon in her hands. I felt it was both unfair and cruel to blame her for defending herself and could feel myself losing respect for him with every word he said.

“You’re lucky she bought that!” Bellamy yelled as he rounded on Finn and I shuffled in preparation to pull them apart if needed. “They came there to kill you Finn.” He stated firmly I found myself agreeing with him. I hadn’t expected to find myself losing the faith in Finn that I’d first had but this situation was the catalyst for that change.

“You don’t know that!” Finn remained indignant and condescending as he scanned us all. I took a deep breath to try to calm myself down but I could hold my temper no longer.

“For Christ’s sake Finn, don't be so naive!” I blurted as my feelings forced their way out of my mouth. “You can’t make peace with everyone! Whatever you were offering to them, they weren’t impressed.” I exclaimed and he squinted at me in disappointment.

“Jasper fired the first shot!” He declared in defence and I threw my hands up in exasperation. As I moved, I noticed Jasper shuffling awkwardly and I could tell that Finn’s accusations had got to him. I found myself descending further into anger as I assessed the impact on Jasper and I started to pant again.

“Because they were about to kill you!” I cried in a determined voice as I scrutinised him. I was furious that he was blaming Jasper for his own misjudgement and wouldn’t allow him to crush him under guilt for protecting us.

“You ruined everything.” Octavia accused with tearful eyes, staring directly at Jasper. I felt the disappointment in her from earlier on bubbling up from my stomach and I quickly lost control.

“Grow the fuck up Octavia! You shouldn’t even have been out there! Not everything revolves around who you’re currently interested in fucking!” I screamed as my temper poured out like uncontrollable venom. She stared back at me with wide eyes and a heartbroken expression, before turning on her heel and running back to camp.

“I saved you!” Jasper yelled after her and I was surprised that he seemed not to have even noticed my vicious attack. He scoffed in annoyance when she didn’t turn back to discuss the topic with him, completely missing the fact that she was storming away from me. “You’re welcome.” He spat under his breath before following her with a clear hurt in his voice

“Well if we weren’t at war already, we sure as hell are now.” Finn spat in a petty attack at Clarke and she sighed back at him in a manner that showed she’d had enough.

“Shut the fuck up Finn, this was your ridiculous idea anyway.” I growled as I grew sick of his preaching attitude. He surveyed me with annoyance but chose to ignore my insults, instead continuing to speak at Clarke.

“You didn’t have to trust the grounders, you just had to trust me.” He added in a way that added a thick layer of guilt and I could see in her broken expression that it was working. I paused for a moment as I barely held my temper at bay. When it was clear that Clarke had no intention of defending herself and Raven watched them in jealous torment, I took one last swipe at him.

“Right, cause you’re just the most trustworthy person in camp with your trail of broken hearts.” I remarked as I crossed my arms at him. I was no longer shouting, but my tone was scornful enough to gain a disbelieving look from Finn before he turned to storm into camp, closely followed by Raven. I glanced back at Clarke and Bellamy, who faced me with shocked expressions and decided to return to camp before I could attack anyone else.

Within moments of entering the camp, the distant sound of an explosion caught my attention and I looked up to see what appeared to be a ship shooting across the sky. I rolled my eyes at the sight, feeling a multitude of emotions other than relief that the Ark reinforcements were here early. I started to walk to the tent, before the realisation struck me that it was exactly where Octavia would be. I paused on the spot, unsure of where to take myself now. I turned towards the dropship instead, but Bellamy cut me off as he placed himself directly in my path.

“Where are you going?” He queried with a puzzled expression and I shrugged awkwardly.

“I don’t know, I can’t exactly go back to my tent after that little showdown. I could go to Jasper and Monty’s but I don’t really want Jasper grilling me on his chances with Tavi now.” I rambled as I voiced my thoughts and tried to avoid his prying eyes. “I’ll probably just sleep in the dropship.” I conceded as I ran out of ideas.

“Did you not hear that?” He asked, indicating to the sky in a dramatic fashion.

“Yeah, the assholes are coming.” I sighed in a disaster response and he assessed me in confusion.

“You missed the part where it crashed, no one’s coming.” He explained and my mouth dropped open as I absorbed his words. “We can’t go out at the moment anyway, so we’ll be checking it out first thing in the morning.” He clarified and I nodded in response. I moved to walk away and he grabbed my arm to halt me on the spot. “You look like you could use someone to talk to.”He acknowledged and I glanced up at him in exhaustion.

“Bellamy, I know we need to talk but-” I started with a desperate desire to escape this conversation, at least for the night. He didn’t allow me to explain any further, instead just pulling me toward his tent. As soon as we entered the space he released me and turned his gaze on me with an unexpected sympathy.

“I think I was unnecessarily hard on you earlier.” He said, clearing his throat and I widened my eyes. “It’s not fair for me to keep putting you between me and my sister. And from the way you just laid into her, I can tell that you didn’t know about her and the grounder. You and I are good.” He spoke gently and his expression was one of understanding. I could hardly believe what I was hearing from him. I put my hands to my head and settled into a seat.

“I really wanted Octavia to talk to you about this but I can’t lie to you, not when you’re trying so hard to be fair to me.” I sighed and hid my face in my hands. When I looked out again, he had settled himself into a seat opposite me and was waiting with interest. “I knew that she was going to help the grounder escape and I helped to keep people distracted for her.” I confessed, feeling as if I couldn’t breathe. I met his eyes and although he was far calmer than I expected, he still wore an expression of anger.

“Why would you do that? You had no idea what he would do.” He spoke evenly, despite the clear annoyance in his eyes and I was glad that he didn’t raise his voice. I felt vulnerable already and wasn’t sure that I could manage a conflict with him too.

“She didn’t give me much of a choice.” I sighed as I reflected on the conversation. “The camp was in complete chaos and there were only the two of us, and Raven and Finn who were lucid. And I was worried for you and Clarke too. Everything was happening at once and I couldn’t talk her out of it. She made me feel like there was no other option, so I chose to concentrate on getting the camp under control before anyone hurt themselves.” I explained, staring at my hands in an effort to avoid meeting his eyes. “I swear to you, I had no idea she was still seeing him. I would have dealt with that. She’s taking an enormous risk.” I growled in disapproval. When I did look up, I was surprised to see that he no longer seemed to be angry and was instead watching me with understanding.

“I know how insistent she can be.” He sighed regretfully and I could only imagine how many times he’d been hammered with her determination. “I’m sorry that she put you in that position. I’m not surprised that you lost it with her.” He responded and I was stunned that he wasn’t furious with me for attacking his sister. I knew for a fact that he wouldn’t allow anyone else to speak to her that way and I felt for the first time that he truly respected the friendship we had.

“No, that was wrong.” I stated firmly as I remembered my hurtful words. “I shouldn’t have let my temper get the better of me.” I spoke regretfully and Bellamy chuckled under his breath.

“We all lose our shit sometimes Indigo, you have to expect it to happen eventually. You’ve seen me do it plenty of times.” He mentioned and I couldn’t deny that I’d seen him do more impulsive things than I could easily count. I met his eyes with a remorseful expression and now that my temper had finally calmed, I felt a wave of guilt wash over me.

“I’ve never even raised my voice at her before, I shouldn’t have been so harsh.” I spoke in a small voice and my chest ached with the strain of my emotions.

“Ah, your first fight.” He commented and I peeked at him only to find that he was smiling tenderly. “She’ll get over it, just give it some time.” He reassured and I took a deep breath as I tried to convince myself to believe in his statement

“I hope you’re right.” I smiled back at him, before returning my attention to my hands in a gesture of stress. I couldn’t imagine how I would even start to patch things up for Octavia and I found myself falling into an obsessive worry about it.

“In the meantime, you’re welcome to stay here.” I snapped my eyes back up to him in surprise and he measured my reaction with an intense interest. I cleared my throat and got to my feet awkwardly.

“Umm, thanks. That’s really considerate, but I’ll be fine in the dropship.” I answered as I moved toward the door.

He stood to approach me slowly and I couldn’t move at all. He stepped into my space and stared me up and down, biting his lip slightly. I didn’t know how to react as he stared into my eyes with an intensity that was practically hypnotising. His hand settled gently on my waist as he moved closer than I allowed anyone to get and my heart seemed to stop for a moment, before kicking into overdrive. I could tell that he was considering me carefully with every movement, examining me for any signs of discomfort. He brought his other hand to my face, brushing my hair behind my ear in a smooth manoeuvre before settling on my cheek, his thumb stroking along my jaw. My breath hitched at his touch and I couldn’t stop myself from leaning into it with a hunger I didn’t even know that I possessed.

“You don’t have to go…” He trailed off, speaking in a deep, husky voice. The hand that was on my waist slowly roamed down to slip under my shirt, as his fingers brushed the length of my hip bone. My eyes fluttered closed for a moment in reaction and I felt him leaning his face into mine. The moment felt like it was happening in slow motion and every part of my body thrummed in anticipation. He got close enough for his nose to brush my cheek and I could feel the heat of his lips barely a hair's width from mine when I startled back out of his grip. I fell backwards and stared at him with wide eyes.

“I’m sorry, I-I can’t.” I stuttered before bolting from the tent. It was impossible to shake the vision of Bellamy’s stunned face as I rushed to the dropship. I found a corner to settle in and took some time to steady my breathing. I was in shock, unable to believe what had just happened. Somehow I couldn’t process the way Bellamy had just touched me, or the look that was in his eyes as he explored me. Most of all, I was shocked by the way my body responded to him. I had never so much as found someone attractive in my entire life and the only times I had experienced someone touching me in such a way had been moments of pure horror; this was mind bendingly different. When Bellamy touched me, my body responded as if he were the air I needed to breathe and my fear may have destroyed any chances of that ever happening again. At that moment, the one person I needed to talk to more than anything was also the person whose friendship I had just shattered into a million pieces.

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r3b3lgrrrrrrrl · 5 years ago

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A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 11)

"A LunaTic Throws a Magical Tea Party"

Colson bounds down the stairs shirtless in a pair of joggers. "GOOOOOD MORNING, FUCKERS!!!" He shouts. Luna's behind him, much slower, dressed in black boy shorts and a cut up G&R shirt. Her long hair is in a messy bun. All the extras from last night have gone, it's only The Crew in the kitchen. Around the table, on counter tops, or in stools. Colson goes for coffee as Luna slides into a chair next to Benny at the table.

He leans over to her "Did you tell him?" He asks.

"OH FUCK. I forgot, I'm sorry." She says standing up, then disappearing upstairs. She digs into her bag, pulling the flash drive from the night before out of her coat pocket and plugging it into her laptop. She quickly edits out any parts that don't belong to them, while also adjusting the audio.

"He's gonna fucking shit himself." She thinks, once again, pleased with her work.

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Back in the full kitchen, she walks over to Colson. "Can you come upstairs with me for a sec, please. I have something for you...." She smiles slyly.

"I was wondering where you went...."

"Grab your laptop and come on." She says heading towards the stairs. He obliges.

Upstairs Colson flops his long body down on his bed. Luna stands over him.

"For you." She says holding a closed hand out to him. He reaches his out and she drops the flash drive into it. "Happy Birthday, Bunny."

He can see her nipples are hard through her t-shirt. "What's this?" He asks, sitting up, puzzled. She sits down next to him, handing him the laptop.

"Just a little gift. See for yourself." She tells him, bedroom eyes dancing with a smile playing on her lips. One look.

"I fucking love it when she looks at me like that." He muses to himself, intrigued, leaning over to kiss her.

He pops the flash drive in. As he finds the file and the video starts, he stares perplexed at the 3 different angles on the screen. He looks closer "Is that me?" Cocking his head. As the video continues he states excitedly "OH FUCK!! That is me.... AND YOU!!" He exclaims. He looks over at her, quickly, mouth hanging open. He hears himself speak on in the video and her begin to sing him Happy Birthday. "How the fuck...."

"Just watch." she says with a giggle as they sit together, side by side. He grabs the top of her inner thigh.

"You're sexy as fuck, Kitten." He says not taking his eyes of the screen. He's stroking her thigh. She can see him getting worked up. "God Damn, we look good together!!" He continues. Half way through the video, she sees his dick raging under his joggers. She stands up.

"Lemme help you." She says

"Hmmm." He's not listening.

"Lift the laptop." She says flatly, pulling at his pants. This has his attention. He pauses the video not wanting to miss a second.

"What do you need, Bunny?" He finally looks up. She laughs. Pushes him back by the bare chest to lay down on the bed, pushes the laptop to his stomach and gets on her knees between his legs. He pops his head up around the laptop, lifting his ass, watching her pull down his pants. His hard dick slaps against his stomach, she takes him in her hand, ducking her head down, rolling her tongue along the bottom of his balls. He groans, watching her as she begins to lick his cock from base to tip with her sopping tongue spread wide.

"Resume." She says. He adjusts the laptop on his chest and leans his head back on his arm as he pushes play.

"I am getting my dick sucked by the hottest chick in the world, while watching our sex tape...." Colson thinks to himself fully enjoying her mouth and her gift. "HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!"

As Luna sucks long and deep on his cock, she uses her hand to work the parts she can't fully fit inside. He throbs in her mouth and groans as her tongue rolls around his dick's head. She hears them fucking from the laptop as he rest his hand lightly on her head, tangling his fingers in her bun, gripping her hair. It makes her pussy lips plump. Continuing her sucking pace, she caresses his balls with her other hand. With this, she can feel him getting ready to cum so she opens her throat wider, fitting almost all of him inside of her mouth. Slurping, bobbing and humming, she hears him growl "OHHHH FUUCCCK!" as his right leg shoots up off the floor and he explodes into her warm mouth. She swallows it. From the laptop Colson is telling Luna he needs her to meet Casie. After licking his dick clean, while wiping her mouth with her thumb, she stands up looking over a pleased Colson.

"GOD DAMN, GIRL!!" He sighs looking up at her lovingly. He can hear them exchanging I love yous from the laptop. "You're fucking insane." He says amused, moving the laptop. Grabbing her hand, he pulls her on top of his naked body. "You gave me video of us fucking and telling each other we love each other for the first time. That's so fucking boss!" He says pulling her closer for a kiss. "THEN YOU SUCKED MY DICK WHILE I WATCHED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME!!" He yells, both arms up, fists clenched, shaking triumphantly, rocking his whole body.

She laughs, her body moving with his. "You're an idiot" she smiles kissing him.

"Your idiot." He smirks. "How the fuck did you get this? He asks.

"With Benny's help. And this" She says beaming, reaching into her bag, before telling him exactly how.

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Downstairs Benny can't contain himself. He looks at Slim. "Yo Dawg, Luna ain't nothin to fuck wit." He says lowly. Recounting the events of last night to him. Slim listens, shocked as fuck.

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"SHE THREATENED TO PISTOL WHIP A FUCKING SECURITY GAURD!!???" Slim shouts out in disbelief, eyes wide. Everyone in the kitchen stops what they're doing and looks at him.

"Yup." Luna's lips pop, strolling in holding what appears to be a glock, with Colson behind her. She sets it down on the kitchen table, hard. Now, everyone is looking at her, uncomfortably. "Well, now you gotta fucking tell everybody, Benny, or it's just not fair." She says looking at him, eyebrows raised, half amused smile. "Go ahead, Sugar." Nodding her head.

"She's such a fucking asshole. This is gonna be great!" Colson laughs to himself.

Benny looks at her sideways but begins to tell the story again, everyone is quiet and listening. Every so often one of them glances at Luna, who's leaning up against the wall with a cup of coffee.

"So, was it loaded???" Asks Rook intently.

Before Benny can answer, Luna walks back over to the table and sets down her cup. She picks up the 9, stretches her arm out, pointing it directly at Colson, who's across the room. She says "What do you think?" coldly before pulling the trigger.

Ashleigh screams and everyone shudders as Colson bursts out laughing. There's no boom. Just the sound of a rack sliding. There is no blood. Just a blue dot on Colson's chest, who's laughing hysterically. He starts bouncing around the room causing Luna to laugh.

"WAIT!!! Demands Slim. Eyeballing both of them. "It's FAKE!?!! He continues.

"Mhmm." says Luna innocently, holding her laughter for a second.

Slim bursts out laughing too. Everyone, including Benny is still confused.

Ashleigh speaks up "Let me get this straight, you fucked Kells in VIP, turned around, BOUGHT, THEN ERASED the tape, while all the while pretending you were going to, what? Kill a security gaurd with a fake gun if he didn't give it to you???

"DON'T FORGET SHE GAVE ME THE ONLY COPY!! FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!" Shouts Colson "We have a sex tape, we have a sex tape..." He starts singing and dancing around the room.

"He's so fucking ADORABLE!!" Luna's heart screams. She loves when he acts goofy. Even more when it's her who's causing it.

Looking at Ashleigh. "Pretty much." Says Luna nodding her head. "But." She stops, putting her index finger up. "It's not a fake gun. It's a custom laser pointer." She states, handing it to Ashleigh, starting to laugh again, who takes it learily.

As Ashleigh flips it around in her hands, she begins to laugh too. "YOU are a crazy fucking cunt!!" She states still laughing, before she hands it into Rook's reaching hands.

"See why I love her, Ash!!" Colson says laughing as he throwing his arm around Luna, kissing her on the cheek.

"Mhm. Fucking trouble." She laughs looking at the two of them. As everyone rambles in disbelief handing the laser pointer around and playing with it. Ashleigh steps closer to Luna and Colson. "Good call on grabbing that, Loons. Someone could've made a shit load of money off of it."

Luna nods her head, giving Ashleigh a knowing look. "I got 'chu." she tells her with a smile and cocked upper lip. Luna likes that Ashleigh is comfortable enough with her to call her 'Loons'.

Slim interrupts them. "So, what would you have done if he didn't take the money?" He asks Luna seriously, elbows on the table.

"I'da fucking laser pointer whipped that motherfucker and got what I wanted still." She cocks her head back and sucks her teeth. "Feel how heavy this motherfucker is." She says reaching for the laser pointer from Baze, handing it to Slim.

Handling it he says "You right, this bitch got some solid weight to it. How you work it?"

"Pull the trigger."

He pulls the trigger as it makes the sound of the clip being loaded. "Aight, aight. I see you." He says continuing to play with it. "Crazy ass Brooklyn Bitch." He says nodding his head, like the night before with a chuckle. Looking over at his friend in approval.

"Lemme see that." Benny grabs it from Slim. He looks at it closely. "Big ups, Brooklyn. You harder then I thought. You ran a dude with a Fucking laser pointer!!" He laughs loudly in disbelief.

"NY, Homie!!" She laughs hard. "We had our first 'Benny&Loons MessAbout'." She howls, half quoting 'The New Girl.' still laughing, while moving her shoulders and fisted arms up and down before giving him a dap. Colson explodes into laughter.

"She's fucking retarded and I LOVE IT!" He thinks.

Finally grasping the ridiculousness of the situation the whole room joins in on Colson, Luna, Slim and Benny's laughter.

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Everyone's still chattering in the kitchen. Pete comes up to Luna and Colson. "You're a fucking nut, Loons. He laughs shaking his head. He looks at Colson. "I told you, a very Loons story." He says throwing his hands up.

"Facts." Agrees Colson.

"What's that mean?" She asks "You know what, I don't even fucking care." She continues, waving her hand, paying them no mind. 🎶"I'ma do you one better, Petey."🎶 She sings, looking mischievously between him and Colson. 🎶"I've got a pound of mushrooms upstairs."🎶 She finishes singing, biting her lip with a smile.

"How the fuck did you get that?" Asks Colson in disbelief.

"I threw a bunch of dried fruit in with em and popped it in my carry on as a snack" She shrugs like it's no big deal. Pete's not surprised by Luna's antics anymore. He is excited about these mushrooms tho.

"Can we eat 'em???" His eyes lighting up.

"I figure if Colson's ok with it, I'll hit up the girls, see who's in town... Make some tea and we'll have a colorful day by the pool. What do you think, Bunny?" She asks looking up at Colson.

"I think." He says slamming his hand on the counter to emphasize certain words "This is THE BEST birthday of my whole MOTHERFUCKING life." He lifts her chin to kiss her. "Thank you for everything."

"So, colors?" Asks Pete intently.

"Yeah, Pete. Colors." Colson laughs.

"Heeey you Guuuysss!!!" Pete turns around to share the good news.

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Luna changes into a white one peice. She sends out texts to a few of her girlfriends, seeing who's on the West Coast. Frannie and Paris are definitely coming. Ashley says she'll bring Dom with her. Bella's in even though Mod is there. Billie's coming and Lana may.

Luna starts a large pasta pot of boiling water. Looking around the kitchen, she finds a large non-porous cutting board and a chef's knife. She opens the large container and pulls out a handful of fungi, dehydrated strawberries, apples, oranges and cherries. She begins to finely chop them.

Phem wanders over to her. "What are you doing?" She asks.

"Making magic tea." Luna answers, turning her head and smiling at her.

"I've never had em that way." Phem says, intrigued. "Can I help?"

"Absolutely!" Luna beams.

Colson watches the girls from the kitchen door frame. "They seem to be getting along ok..... Maybe Phem does like her." He thinks, deciding to leave them be and wanders off into another part of the house.

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Hours later, everyone has shown up, even Lana. Their magical tea party is flowing. Luna puts on the 'Eat A Peach' album and the music is flowing with the colors. She's laying on the ground on her belly, she looks over her shoulder at Colson, who's in a pool chair close to her. All she can see is rainbows radiating out of his head and hearts pouring out of his eyes. It's too much for her brain so she rolls on her back to stare at the sky. As the clouds shift and shape, Luna's eyes widen, as a blanket of warmth swooshes over her and her stomach drops like she's on a rollercoaster. She can taste story the clouds are trying to tell her.

"What are you doin'?" Luna looks over to see a sea of vibrant green flowing. It's Phem.

"I'm listening to the clouds tell me a story." Luna says smiling. "Come." She scootches over and reaches her hand out, pulling Phem down beside her. "Lay." She warmly instructs. Phem does so, as the two girls hold hands, giggling, watching the same sky but being told two different stories. After a while, Luna turns to Phem. "I need to touch The Water." She breathes. "Come with me?"

"Yaaaas. Me tooooooo." Phem lets out, nodding her head up and digging Luna's fantastic plan. The girls walk over to the pool, sitting on the edge, dangling their feet in the cool water. "I'm sorry." Phem says.

Luna looks at her with concern, but still tripping balls. "Why? Are you ok?" She asks softly but intently.

"I didn't like you.' Phem blurts out, eyes wide, covering her mouth in shock. A loud laugh escapes from Luna. "I'm so sorry." Says Phem.

"Whyyyy?" Asks a still laughing Luna.

"I don't know why....." Phem trails off. Luna is still laughing, doubled over, tears pouring out of her eyes.

"Nooooo." She says, sitting up, trying to control herself "Why are you fucking sorry?" But she can't, so Luna bursts out laughing again. The idea being so ridiculous to her. Her laughter is contagious and quickly both girls are laughing so hard there are tears rolling down both their faces and neither can breathe.

"I don't knowwwww!!!" Whines Phem while still laughing.

"It's ok!" Luna reassures her, the laughter between them flowing so hard they can barely get out words. "I knew!" Luna exclaims leaning into Phem.

"I'm so sorry though because I really do!!" Phem leans against her too, both of them STILL laughing uncontrollably.

Luna puts her arm around her. "It's ok, I know." She says again, ducking her head close to Phem's. "I didn't like you either, and now I do!" She laughs harder grabbing Phem's hand with her free one.

"We're a bunch of fucking cunts!!" Phem shouts, throwing her arm around Luna.

The two girls double over together cracking up as Luna exclaims "I THINK I JUST PEED A LITTLE!!!"

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Across the yard Colson is fake ninja fighting with Slim. His ears perk up at the sound of Luna's continuous laughter.

"I fucking love that sound." Colson thinks, smiling ear to ear, searching for her. He sees her sitting by the pool with Phem. The two of them are laughing hysterically, arms around each other. "That's so nice." Colson thinks happily before Slim judo chops him in the stomach.

Catching Colson off gaurd Slim's chop drops him to his knees, in an exaggerated fashion. "Yous a bitch, Bitch." Slim says mocking him. They both are laughing so hard, Colson lays down, knowing what he's referencing.

"I LOVE MY FUCKING LIFE!!" Colson thinks, holding his stomach, rolling on the ground.

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A while later, Colson is coming out of the bathroom. He wants to find Luna but is distracted from the melody coming from his piano.

He follows the sound to find Luna playing. He sits down beside her. She looks over at him. Her happy face glowing bright, while continuing to play. The melody entrancing. She looks deeply into his eyes, smiling her bright smile. She begins to sing to him.

🎶"I know I'm outta my head. But I haven't lost my mind. How is it that you know the bad things I like. We're so good, I can't explain it, what can I say, it's kismet, ain't it?"🎶 She continues, smiling the way he loves 🎶"All the things you say, all things you do, make me fall more in love with you. Oh, Bunny, I don't wanna escape it. 'I'm all in' There is no maybe."🎶

He stares at her in awe, vibrant colors flying out of her mouth as she sings. "Did you just write that?" He asks as she continues to play the melody.

"Mhm." She hums. "About us." She says softly.

"I fucking love it." He says, sliding her body across the piano bench, closer to him. Kissing her on her bare shoulders while moving her loose hair to kiss her neck. He stops. Only refraining for these few moments. He pulls out his phone. "Sing it again for me. Please." He asks, as she smiles and continues to play. He hits record, just before she begins to sing. Knowing he's capturing something special that could be lost in a moment.

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As everyone's trip is slowly beginning to come to it's end. Luna stands on the living room table. "Who wants a Xanax for sleep later?" She asks loudly, raising her hand.

Everyone within ear shot claims "ME!"

Colson watches her dole footballs out like a little Xanax fairy, still in her white swimsuit but now with a bright green scarf with vibrant purple and teal peacock feathers, tied, resting around her hips, ass and waist. Long hair flowing.

"GOD, I fucking love her." Colson thinks to himself as she approaches him.

"Wanna go make out in the pool?" She asks. For the first time ever, she's eye to eye with him while standing. One look.

"FUCK YES." He declares. She wraps her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist as he lifts her up. She sprinkles his face and neck with kisses as he carries her outside.

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In the pool they snake around each other. She pushes off of him teasingly, swimming away as he chases after her. He catches her, wrapping his long limbs around her tiny body. "You're amazing." He says kissing her.

"You're not so shabby yourself." She teases, kissing him back. They swim around each, touching and teasing the other's body until Colson can't stand it any longer. He pushes her quickly across the pool, they hit the side hard. "Mmmh." she winces.

"Sorry, Kitten." He says in between sloppy kisses. She's pulling his shorts down as he slides her bathing suit to the side. She moans loudly as he enters her. As he pushes his huge cock deep inside her, fucking her deeply, she can't tell if she's still tripping or actually seeing cartoon stars.

"HOLY FUCK." She thinks.

With her legs wrapped around his waist, she slowly grinds into him hard, feeling him touch deep inside her, she shudders. Using the water against his weight she spins them around. Now pressed against the pool, "Kitten..." He moans into her ear as their hands and the water move all around them. There's a soft sensualness between them instead of their usual raging hunger. He spins her back against the pool wall. She takes every sweet pump of his in, as the water tickles her skin. They lock into a deep kiss as they slowly move their bodies together in pleasure. She moans as he begins to move his hips faster. Hands around her neck. She pushes off the side of the pool, taking him deeper into her. He groans. Both of their hips now moving even faster. She clings to him as she feels her walls begin to tighten and a rush of euphoria hits her.

"Ohhhh, Bunny...." She purrs.

"I love you." He says as they both explode like fireworks.

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Frannie and Paris show up together, never knowing what to expect with Luna. They know she's currently on the The Coast for a break and have plans to see her but both are caught off gaurd when she texts that she's at MGK's house hosting a tea party. A happy Luna greets them with huge hugs before introducing them to Colson, as she calls him. He's very inviting, hugging them both. Watching them through rose colored eyes, her friends decide this is good and that Luna just might be ok.

Billie and her boyfriend arrive to a giddy Luna. She offers them tea. As they stand and sip in the kitchen, Billie asks Luna how she's doing. She beams. She is "tripping balls and is absolutely in love" she declares as she reaches to squeeze Billie again. They've known each other almost all their lives. Billie still remembers attending Luna's mother's funeral all those years ago. Just as Luna had attended her own mother's, just shy of 3 short years. Only a month after Luna had lost Justin, to the date. Even greif stricken, her friend had shown up for her. It was a true testament to Luna's character, Billie had thought at the time and still thinks the same now. It's only when Luna introduces Billie to Colson does she see her true friend again. That bright light that has been dim the last few of years, finally beaming through again.

Lana slides into the party smoothly. She doesn't drink the tea but she does watch her friend happily from her perch on the patio. She likes the intimate exchanges she watches between her and Colson. Lana already likes Colson, they had worked together late last year and she found him to be very down to earth and sweet. She didn't want to admit it but she could see why Loons was drawn to him.

Bella only comes because she loves Luna. Especially, her tea parties. She knows Kells and most of his Crew from dating Derek but wants to see how he acts with her friend. Colson is the first to greet her with a warm hug. "Hey Bella, Loons said you were coming." He says leading her into the kitchen. "Grab some tea." He says pointing to the huge pot on the stove. "I'll find Luna for you." Impressed Bella fills her solo cup with magic. "BELLLLSSSSSS!" Luna screams as she rushes her for a hug. Luna's so short her face lays right in Bella's tits, which she happily snuggles into. Bella laughs out loud. She loves Luna and upon her approach is happy she decided to come. After the girls embrace they make their way outside. As Bella waves to Ashley, who's walking towards her, she watches Luna break free and prance over to Colson, wrapping her whole body around him.

Ashley and Dom are dancing around together, floating through the colors. Enjoying life and everyone. She's not worried about Luna anymore. She had been, but in 2 short days she has watched both of her friends blossom like a beautiful tree in the Spring. She's enjoying her boyfriend, colors and friends. When she does spy Luna and Colson together her heart erupts with joy.

"Wow." Her friends all think at separate times. "She's REALLY happy." Hearts soaring for Luna, because they know her well enough to know, she's truly happy right now. With Colson. Not because she's on drugs.

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To be continued......

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acriflos · 5 years ago

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𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄 : 𝐃𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐘𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐌

YONA is the single child of Il. (イル Iru) . He was a politician infamous for his pacifist outlooks on life. He wanted to make the world a happier place without the need of force. His followers were always mixed, he was either someone you loved or someone you hated. A lot of controversary also surrounded him, whiles his values seemed to never match his actions as he was someone who lived in luxury without a care in the world. Even if he did a lot of charity work and helped a lot of people, his way of living was heavily critcised.

On her 18th Birthday, Yona’s Father was assasinated on the way to her birthday party. An attempt was made on Yona’s life that day was made as well but she managed to evade her death, a man with dark hair helped her escape the building. She doesn’t remember their face however.

The authorities placed Yona in witness protection. The rest of her family weren’t very close and had caused several family fueds over the course of Yona’s childhood. She didn’t want to be assosiciated with them, besides she no longer trusted anyone.

Legally Yona should have recieved the inheritance when her Father had died but it seems he had hidden it, secured it in a secret location. Therefor Yona could not recieve something that no one had. It was apparent Yona wasn’t alone in wondering where her Father’s money was.

During her first year in Witness protection, several attempts on her life were made yet again. They figured she knew were the money was and therefor would get it out of her at all costs. It was the final straw when a police officer assaulted Yona. She had enough, she had given up hopes on relying anyone for safety. She would do it herself. So she vanished, without telling the police, taking little of her belongings.

It took some time for her to establish a place for her to live happily and peacefully but she managed. Now going by the name Rena, she is the proud owner of a little wacky flower shop. It isn’t perfect considering she did all the repairs and painting herself but its functioning and filled with lots of plants and flowers.

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂. 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐀 -

Her Mom passed away after Yona was born.

The shop was bought with her savings. She gradually earned money for the repairs.

She owns a little flying squirrel, which was nesting in the run down building. Essentially ‘Ao’.

Yona wears overalls and turtle necks constantly and Ao sits in her front pocket and likes to pop out whenever there is a customer and offer nuts of varying kinds.

Her shop offers homemade tea. She makes it from flowers and tea plants she grows.

She also grows weird plants, such as certain types of fungi ( mushrooms ) she enjoys to look at.

For protection Yona owns two pistols (Heckler & Koch USP) and a collection of butterfly knife. She doesn’t use them often, rarely touches the gun unless she is scared for her life. The knives she has used before.

Yona is currently 20 in this verse. I aged her up to stop the complications wtih laws and minors for something modern.

#➳ ✾) 𝖳𝖴𝖱𝖭𝖨𝖭𝖦 𝖠 𝖭𝖤𝖶 𝖯𝖠𝖦𝖤. - VERSE INFO.#➳ ✾) 𝖣𝖠𝖴𝖦𝖧𝖳𝖤𝖱 𝖮𝖥 𝖢𝖧𝖱𝖸𝖲𝖠𝖭𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖬𝖴𝖬. - 𝖢𝖧𝖠𝖯𝖳𝖤𝖱 𝖳𝖶𝖮.#long post #I SWEAR I JUST WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SIMPLE BUT HEAR I WROTE A NOVEL.#I had fun imagining the things in her shop..#I get to write about plants which im a nerd for so #uwu #hope people like this.#and the graphic I did #oof #here*

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dafukdidiwatch · 5 years ago

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REVIEWING TIME TRAVELING BABIES

Right, so, I have now complete understanding (hopefully) over the progression of the Universes that have popped up. Alpha-Jegus->Karkat->John->Jane. I got that.

I also got that the Reset just changed the time/location the babies were originally going to. Pre-Reset, the babies would have gone into the past and grown up to the gang we all know and love. Post-Reset, they would have gone to a different dimension in different locations and turn into the Alpha-Verse.

So that means John (our boy john) was the one to create ALL the babies, and ALL 8 sets of both Alpha and Beta-verse.

And since each baby didn’t launch yet without a gift/present, let’s see where each of those things ended up.

JANE

She got the hat. In Beta-Verse, she didn’t really much wear the hat (seeing how most of the time she is a ghost).

But in Alpha-Verse, Jane uses the hat as a way of expressing her interest in Detectives. Mean that hat went through an explosive landing and time, but still has ink splots on from when Beta-Dad went through Skaia.

JAKE

He got the Guns.

in Beta-Verse, he grew up to be Harley, named after his dog. He had duel-Pistols, which he used to accidentally kill the Colonel. Baby Jade was messing with them, prompting Tavros to move the guns away from her, and killing Harley instead.

In Alpha-Verse, Jake just has the guns and his weapon of choice are the guns.

DAVE

Dave got Maplehoof. He stole Rose’s birthday present.

In Beta-Verse, his baby ass killed her gift (the bastard) and Bro just made it into a leather bib for some fucking reason.

Alpha-Verse, yeah we haven’t really seen the original Maplehoof, just this tiny version of it. So my theory is that Maplehoof died again in Alpha-Verse, and Dave grew up, wanted to replicate that, and just used his vast wealth to create a tiny-ass version of Maplehoof, like what happened in Spy Kids 2.

ROXY

So this one is a bit easy. Mutant Mew-Mew was created by Rose, taken in game by Rose, and John ended up with her. Given to baby Roxy.

In Beta, this was probably the thing that inspired he to be a scientist, to find the secrets of the 4 eyed cat and study with her super secret science lab underground. And honestly? It is probably the same cat, so I guess it lives eternal, unless Beta-Roxy makes a new cat every so often.

In Alpha.....

I think we know her love of cats...and science

JOHN

John got a book, specifically, John got the book that his ghost-grandma signed.

So original history was John had a non-signed version of the book, took it with him, Ghost-Grandma wrote a message, dropped it down for John to find the book in the Ecto-room, and for baby John to crawl on it.

From there it killed grandma, but Beta-Dad found said book and kept it in his safe. Which John opened and has currently.

In Alpha-Verse, John crashed with the book. Was raised as a comedian pro, kept this book as an heirloom, which was passed down from generation to generation along with his body, until it was in Jane’s house all her life.

DIRK

God, GOD! Fuck this puppet, you are Fucking Eternal and I hate you.

So, if I get this fucking right.......Gamzee gave Dave nightmares and he got haunted by Cal. Dream-Cal was picked up by Cop-Guy, and floated his way to the Ecto-Room to be with Dirk.

In Beta-Verse, Cal went back in time to Dirk, where Dirk took, loved, cherish, used to raise/beat up Dave, used to fight Jack on Prospit, where Jack stole Cal, took with him when ransacking the Trolls, sent back in time to Aradia, re-suited in a green suit, for the Troll’s Black Queen to ecto-create a brand-new fucking Scratch (hate that guy still), and Gamzee currently has it.

Alpha-Verse, Dirk was raised with Cal. I have no idea why Alpha-Dave didn’t burn it when Dirk came crashing in, but whatever. Dirk loves the bastard, and I do not.

See, I got a theory. You know how poltergeist could fuck with people by like doing demonic whispering and leading them to the dark side in movies? Yeah, I 100% agree with Anti-Jegus that Cal is Bad Juju. Gamzee made it out of anger/rage, so it became evil. A fucking Swag-Bag of evil.

I 100% believe that Cal did like, secret evil dark whisperings of “you should go kill” “killing is fun, totally, all the cool kids do it.” Not to say Gamzee didn’t also just went nuts from withdrawl and just wanted to kill, but he had Cal encouraging it because Cal is t r a s h.

So, Cal is now loose in Alpha-Verse, and I am just Waiting for the next victim of Cal’s Bad Juju Dark Spirit Shit.

(SIDEBAR: please fund me on Patreon so I can get enough money to make my own Cal Effigy and just burn the bastard)

Finally, RABBIT

Yeah, THESE GUYS. The Rabbit has a Long Fucking History, doesn’t it?

Dave bought Con Air Rabbit. Gave it to John for his birthday.

John, in a moment of Con Air Purity, Gave that Rabbit to Rose.

Rose grew up with the rabbit, but it was torn. So with John’s gift of Knitting-Supplies, she reknitted it to send to John on the same Birthday.

(So John had 2 rabbits at the same time)

During the Same “Con Air Purity” Moment, John gave that Rabbit to Jade.

Jade grew up with that rabbit, and for months (somehow) kept sending it Back and Forth with Jake (again....somehow!) to improve it.

Resulting in Liv, John’s current Rabbit, who helped him deliver the Bomb to both Rose and Dave to kill (but actually create) The Green Sun.

The long Complex life of Beta-Rabbit.

And it changes in Apha-Verse.

So, Dave gives rabbit to John, who gives it to Baby Rose. In Alpha, rabbit just stays as a rabbit. Given to Roxy, who dresses it as a Wizard and given to Jane for her birthday.

With this rabbit, Dave->John->Beta Baby Rose-> John -> Baby Jade. Only this time, baby Jane goes to Alpha-Land, passed down to Jake, who dressed it up and gave to Jane for the same birthday.

Meaning that Lil Seb

Is just another Con Air Rabbit turned to Cyborg, only with more of a shortcut, than what happened with Liv.

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thephilosopheroftheboudoir · 6 years ago

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Grim History

Diary Of a Rich Madman: Jacques Lebaudy, Emperor Of the Sahara

In 1903s, the French millionaire Jacques Lebaudy renamed himself Jacques the First and declared himself Emperor Of the Sahara. At the age of forty, he was rich, by the standards of his day, after inheriting money from his deceased father who had made his fortune running a sugar factory in their home country. Lebaudy was a short man with a taste for expensive odd clothes and, some would say, an annoyingly high-pitched voice that resonated like nails on a chalkboard. Apparently the age of forty was the big turning point in his life when he decided to translate what he believed to be his destiny into reality. But was he insane?

At first, no one seemed to think so. Lebaudy, using his vast sums of wealth, bought a yacht for himself and two others to follow, filled with 400 men, a battery of high powered guns, and the American Civil War hero George Edouard Gouraud who would act as his Governor-General during the venture. The yachts landed at Les Minquies island off the coast of Morocco. Jacques Lebaudy had his men carry a throne to his recently built pavilion and announced his intention to claim the Sahara as part of the Empire of Patagonia for the French colonial government. The French crown, however, refused to accept him as Emperor. Lebaudy, nonetheless, continued to make plans for his conquest, no doubt believing the colonialists would soon see the error of their ways and come around to his point of view. While Lebaudy sat on his throne, some of the local Arab population hatched a plan to make money off the faux-dignitary; they kidnapped several of his men and demanded a ransom. Lebaudy refused to pay them and tried to coax his followers to ambush the kidnappers and bring the men back. By this time, his subjects had started to think he was a kook; many of them abandoned the Emperor. Some returned to France and petitioned the authorities for help. Soon a fleet of French naval vessels showed up and began bombarding the island shores with artillery. The Arab kidnappers got scared and released the prisoners.

Jacques Lebaudy, Jacques the First, Emperor Of the Sahara had become an embarrassment to the French government. They went to Les Minquies, captured him, revoked his French citizenship, and deported him. Lebaudy soon showed up in London, using his wealth to establish residency in the plush Savoy Hotel.

Jacques Lebaudy had quite an interesting time at the Savoy. When entering the dining room in the purple robes of an emperor, the hired musicians would cease whatever piece they were playing and launch into the national anthem of the Empire Of the Sahara which he had commissioned a local composer to write in his honor. Lebaudy always sat at his own private table with wife and daughter, the table being draped with a royal purple tablecloth; a crown of chrysanthemum hung from the ceiling overhead. Word got out that an emperor had arrived in London and a cadre of journalists, photographers, celebrities, and other schmoozers began to hang around. Several hundred visitors stopped by; laborers, weapons dealers, merchants, farmers and others all sought favor from Lebaudy, hoping to land a job. Some of them were hired and immediately put on salary. Jacques the First spoke of elaborate plans to cover the entire Sahara desert with his newly designed flag as soon as he conquered the vast territory spreading across the African continent. At dusk there was to be a church ceremony and the greatest fireworks display the world had ever seen. January 1, 1904 was set to be the date in which the new empire was to be officially declared. That day came and went. Nothing happened. The emperor’s throne remained empty on the island of Les Minquies, awaiting the return of Jacques Lebaudy.

His family felt humiliated by his delusions of grandeur. They quietly shipped him away to America to live in a Long Island mansion where he would pace the halls and grounds in his uniform, covered in thick rows of medals and military insignia.

Then something started to irritate the old nut. The age of automobiles had arrived and a woman who lived nearby had taken to cruising the roads at 15 or 20 miles per hour in her newly bough car. The sound of the motor drove Lebaudy crazy and what could possibly have been America’s first conflict over noise pollution resulted in him paying his workers to put bales of hay and tree trunks across the road to prevent any further traffic. The lady driver called the sheriff who showed up on horseback. Then Jacques Lebaudy emerged, himself on horseback and clad in full royal regalia, from the surrounding forest. He claimed responsibility for the mess and the sheriff commanded him to clear it up. Lebaudy refused and tore off across a meadow on his horse. The sheriff summoned more police. After seeing Lebaudy at a distance, they chased after him and a pursuit involving pistol shots began. Jacques Lebaudy’s horse eventually showed signs of exhaustion and fatigue then finally refused to run any more. Lebaudy dismounted and surrendered. The police beat him up and hauled him off to jail.

Jacques Lebaudy’s wife pleaded with the police to release him on the ground of his eccentric and erratic behavior being symptoms of mental illness. They agreed and took him to the nearby Knickerbocker sanitarium. They put him in a special wing of the psychiatric ward which was reserved for the highest political functionaries; it is rumored that the Emperor Of the Sahara had an easy time making friends with the King of China and the Queen of Africa.

But a goof emperor can not be kept down for long. The quick-witted Lebaudy one day pretended to be asleep; his guardians stopped paying attention to him and he got up and jumped out the window. He ran all the way home. Nobody pursed him and nothing else was heard from him until one day the police were called Jacques Lebaudy was found dead with several gunshot wounds. As the story goes, upon his retirn hom, Lebaudy spent several weeks trying to seduce his daughter. She continuously refused his advances until one day he physically assaulted her and tried to rape her. His wife then pulled out her gun and shot him dead.

So was Jacques Lebaudy, Emperor Of the Sahara insane? Probably but then again, the French colonial era produced a lot of adventurers who sought to conquer foreign lands, often with a head full of bizarre fantasies about what life outside Europe was like. Turn-of-the-century England also had its share of eccentrics and an emperor living the Savoy Hotel probably attracted a great deal of attention but in the end, he probably seemed like just one more weird man in a society full of weird men. And America certainly attracted its share of strange characters. Maybe Lebaudy was little more than a trust-find baby who had lived a sheltered life in an aristocratic chateau. Maybe he read too many books and never spent enough time around other people. Maybe the other family members he knew were just as eccentric as him. Maybe he had too much money and too little common sense. Maybe, at the age of 40, Jacques Lebaudy started having an unusually bizarre mid-life crisis. In any case, there were certainly enough people who were blinded enough by his money to overlook his oddness and believe in his grandiose fantasies. Maybe they were the ones who were crazy.

Strauss, Erwin S. How to Start Your Own Country. Paladin Press, 1999.

https://grimhistory.blogspot.com/

#grim history #jacques lebaudy #colonialism #european history

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the-outer-topic · 7 years ago

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Bizarre Adventures- A Hard Look At Violence - Joe Jusko

I spent a couple hours photochopping this to repaint the bar code sticker. I am pleased with the result.

My older brother bought this comic and made a deeep impression on me as a kid,of course I didn’t care for the girl, but was fascinated by the guns. Only now I realize how ludicrous is for a skinny broad to carry about 15 kilos of weaponry under a trenchcoat. Also, Jusko made a blunder as the the grenades seem to be suspended in the air, they should be hanging by the spoon from the belt. Still great picture.

Maybe gun nuts can identify the weapons, from left to right:

1920s era Thompson sub machine gun with 20 round box magazine and stock removed.

Trench knife with brass knuckles

Ivory grips revolver, I think .32 caliber looking from the size of cartridges in the belt, looks too small to be a .38

Colt single action revolver, a .45 by the size, probably a Colt Frontier

Walther PPK pistol in 9mm Kurz,

Shotgun with cut down stock , no idea, a Remington, guess

#joe jusko #macho women with guns #thompson gun

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dailysillystarplatinum · 8 years ago

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Sent me a jjba stand name!

Star Platinum – Your thoughts on the stars?

Magician's Red – Do you know any magic tricks?

Hermit Purple – Show a photo of yourself!

Hierophant Green – What's your favourite shade of green?

Silver Chariot (Requiem) – How much sleep do you need on average?

The Fool – Tell us a joke!

The World - A place you want to visit?

Crazy Diamond – What do you treasure the most?

The Hand – Do you like your hands?

Echoes – Your favourite sound?

Heaven's Door – Share a secret!

Killer Queen – How would you like to die?

Bad Company – What kind of character trades do you dislike?

Red Hot Chili Pepper – Can you handle spicy food?

The Lock – Anything you feel guilty about right now?

Love Deluxe – Are you secretly in love with someone right now?

Pearl Jam – Your signature dish?

Achtung Baby – Do you want kids?

Harvest – Do you pick up coins in from the street?

Cinderella – Which part of your body do you like the most?

Atom Heart Father – How is your relationship with your father?

Enigma – What is puzzling you currently?

Earth Wind and Fire – What's the best classical element?

Stray Cat – Cats or dogs?

Gold Experience – A precious experience you have not shared with your followers?

Sticky Fingers – Zippers or buttons?

Moody Blues – A song that makes you sad?

Sex Pistols – Have you ever shot a gun or riffle?

Aerosmith – Are you afraid of flights?

Purple Haze – What makes you really anrgy?

Spice Girl – Your favourite spice?

King Crimson – Is it possible to predict the future?

Black Sabbath – How easily do you trust people?

Man in the Mirror – Do you like looking into the mirror?

Beach Boy – Have you ever been fishing?

The Grateful Dead – What do you want to be remembered for?

White Album – Your favourite CD?

Talking Head – Are you a good liar?

Baby Face – Your thought on babies?

Metallica – Do you like listening to metal?

Green Day – Ideal way to spend a day off?

Oasis – Best place for a holiday?

Stone Free – Are you a indoor or outdoor person?

Kiss – Who would you like to kiss or get a kiss from?

Burning Down the House – Ever destroyed something and then regretted it?

Foo Fighters – Your favourite drink?

Diverdown – Your thoughts on diving?

C-Moon – What would you do for your friend's sake?

MadeinHeaven – What do you believe happens after you died?

Weather Report – Your favourite weather?

Whitesnake – Your thoughts on snakes/reptiles?

Tusk – Tea or coffee?

Ball Breaker – Your favourite ball game?

Oh! Lonesome Me – Do you feel lonely right now?

Scary Monsters – Your favourite dinosaur?

Cream Starter – Do you usually wear make up?

Catch the Rainbow – Your favourite colour in the rainbow?

Ticket to Ride – What was the last ticket you bought for?

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – Do you believe in the multiverse?

In a Silent Way – Do you enjoy complete silence?

Soft & Wet – Shower or bath?

Paisley Park – How good are you with reading maps/directions?

Nut King Call – How good are you at assembling/constructing things like Ikea furniture?

Paper Moon King – Can you do any origami?

King Nothing – Your favourite smell?

BornThisWay – A strange habit you have?

Les Feulies – Your favourite plant?

Fun Fun Fun – Something you really enjoy doing?

California King Bed – What size is your bed?

(add more stands/questions if you like)

#jojo ask meme #ask #stand ask meme #jjba ask #ask star platinum

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I didn't use nut job as mentally ill, I meant it as someone who did something tragic without apparent reason. We don't know if he was mentally ill or not. We don't know his reasoning.

Why make it easier? It's not easy to get a gun as it is. There is a waiting period, there's a background check, only certain guns are legal. It's not like he was using fully automatic. Why make it harder for everyday people who use guns to protect themselves, hunt, enjoy shooting at ranges, or even just enjoy collecting them? The Guy was well off and spent most of his time gambling while he made money by buying and selling real estate. If he wanted to he probably could've afforded a license and a fully automatic machine gun given the time and thought and money put into this attack. Realistically it would have been easier on him to rent a uhaul and put a bunch of explosives in it than to buy all these guns and ammo.

Limiting guns is a slippery slope. There are so many different sized bullets for hunting different things, there are pistols and rifles and shotguns and muzzle loading guns. What is the magical number that people should be limited to? What happens if they cross that limit and buy one extra? Someone could easily get more than your limit and say they sold some or gave them to a friend or their child or spouse. He didn't use all of those guns in the attack either. He had 28 in the room with him and it's doubtful he used all of those. Considering how much ammo he had and how quickly he could've reloaded, and how the people he fired upon were essentially trapped by the fence around the arena, really it's a moot point as to how many guns he had.

Anyone that well off could easily collect guns. You don't need to hunt or have a profession pertaining to guns to collect them. It's a god given right in America to own guns. The founding fathers wanted to ensure the people had the right to own them so people could fight back if faced with a government that wants absolute control over them or even to fight back if the US was ever invaded.

47 may seem excessive, but for a man with plenty of money who was interested in them would it really be that uncommon? What if someone bought and paid for 50 cars and collected them? Sure it seems excessive to people who own 1 or 2 cars but there is no reason to limit them if they can be afforded and responsibly owned.

There should have been more security, it should have been easier to get out of the concert, someone at the hotel should've noticed something off with him carrying all these bags up to his room. Somehow he didn't set off any alarms and no one thought anything suspicious. He had no history of crime and he just seemed like a quiet, generally reclusive, but otherwise ordinary person. It's a tragedy but a knee-jerk reaction of restricting guns isn't the answer

— Colin Jost, in Best of Late Night

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do all of them you mother fucker

not Once but Twice u have done this to m

Star Platinum – Your thoughts on the stars? i always did like then when i was younger but now they just make me think of jojo so now i especially like them

Magician’s Red – Do you know any magic tricks? no but im gonna say what u said and i can bend my fingers waay way farther than most people

Hermit Purple – Show a photo of yourself! I HAVENT taken a selfie in forever i’ll do one later

Silver Chariot (Requiem) – How much sleep do you need on average? i would love a good 10+ but i only get that much on saturday now boo but on average its like 6-7

The Fool – Tell us a joke! Is your refrigerator running? Because i’m gonna suck your dick

The World - A place you want to visit? canada like you would not believe

Crazy Diamond – What do you treasure the most? hmmmmmmm my friendships with my friends

The Hand – Do you like your hands? nnnot particularly bc i spent a good portion of my life and still do sometimes where i bit my nails til they bleed so they dont look as nice as i’d like them to be when they grow out

Echoes – Your favourite sound? The world’s time stop sound, but not jotaro’s version, dio’s specifically

Heaven’s Door – Share a secret! my parents’ divorce has made me scared for the future of my own relationships to the point where i can see myself not ever wanting to be in a relationship ever again bc it would be easier than my partner getting tired of me or hating me. on top of the fact that i’m almost exactly like my father and my mom’s ex fiance in every single emotional department which is what caused their divorce/breakup respectively in the first place and that leads me to believe that in the long run i am Romantically Unlovable

Killer Queen – How would you like to die? preferably quick and painless

Bad Company – What kind of character trades do you dislike? any character that is like ‘waahh wah no one understands me bc i enjoy [’highly advanced’ niche series/book/etc] and they all read [popular series/book/etc] like whatever the fuck his name was in aku no hana, it got so obnoxious i had to drop it lmao

Red Hot Chili Pepper – Can you handle spicy food? cat’s out of the bag guys im actually a Fake Mexican bc i only like mild stuff and hot chips

The Lock – Anything you feel guilty about right now? ya but thats for another day

Love Deluxe – Are you secretly in love with someone right now? its absolutely no secret that i am in love with jonathan joestar

Pearl Jam – Your signature dish? i can make some mean ass rice apparently

Achtung Baby – Do you want kids? nnnope no thanks never ever i have my cat and thats enough for me

Harvest – Do you pick up coins in from the street? no bc u dont know where thats been and money is super dirty already

Cinderella – Which part of your body do you like the most? dang, i guess my thighs? but lately i’ve been a lot easier on myself abt my stomach and how soft it is

Atom Heart Father – How is your relationship with your father? pretty good bc we’re really alike in temperament too but sometimes it gets pretty awkward bc he can never see me as anything but his little baby daughter who Never Grows Up

Enigma – What is puzzling you currently? when is davidpro gonna drop the part 5 teaser

Earth Wind and Fire – What’s the best classical element? i personally have always liked fire

Stray Cat – Cats or dogs? i love both but man im more suited for cats

Gold Experience – A precious experience you have not shared with your followers? oh man over this summer my dad his gf and me and my sis when on a trip to her dad’s place in this really small town that was like 3 hours away from our city and it was so nice and quiet and peaceful and i felt so clean and happy there, we were only there for a couple days but ever since i’ve really been wanting to go back

Sticky Fingers – Zippers or buttons? zippers are so much faster but they get caught sometimes so Really, pros and cons of each

Moody Blues – A song that makes you sad? OOO man i was gonna say epitaph bc Of Course but as i was writing this down melancholy man by moody blues came up on this playlist and now im thinkin abt abba and crying

Sex Pistols – Have you ever shot a gun or riffle? no im tiny and a weenie and i would probably die from the recoil

Aerosmith – Are you afraid of flights? ive never been on one but i am scared of heights so i cant imagine thats any better

Purple Haze – What makes you really angry? it used to be not being listened to but now i just let it happen bc Why bother but now its more whenever my mom makes a big deal out of simple mistakes of waiters/waitresses or when shes being obviously racist

Spice Girl – Your favourite spice? idk what its called but theres this one i like to put on fruit before i eat it to make it Spicy

King Crimson – Is it possible to predict the future? man idk my mom says yea but who knows

Black Sabbath – How easily do you trust people? like stupidly easy

Man in the Mirror – Do you like looking into the mirror? nope lol im ugl. ALSO bc i have a bigger than average fear of reflective stuff in general bc what if i see somethign behind me u kno,,,,

Beach Boy – Have you ever been fishing? nope! the one time my dad went that i knew abt i was in mexico

The Grateful Dead – What do you want to be remembered for? honestly, anything else that being the ‘way too nice one’ or the doormat

White Album – Your favourite CD? aaaaa i dont have one i dont really listen to albums

Talking Head – Are you a good liar? i guess ? i can keep a pretty straight face but its harder to lie to someone i actually know really well bc they can probably tell what my tics are

Baby Face – Your thought on babies? theyre cute but i would greatly prefer to never have any

Metallica – Do you like listening to metal? yea

Green Day – Ideal way to spend a day off? sleep, Sleep, stream with friends and lay in bed

Oasis – Best place for a holiday? hhhhh anyplace that relaxes u tbh

Stone Free – Are you a indoor or outdoor person? i n d o o r i dont like bugs

Kiss – Who would you like to kiss or get a kiss from? jonathan joest

Burning Down the House – Ever destroyed something and then regretted it? nah, once again im a weenie and im too worried abt consequences to ever do smth like that

Foo Fighters – Your favourite drink? god damn i fucking love raspberry iced tea

Diverdown – Your thoughts on diving? the ocean fills me with the fear of god. no thanks

C-Moon – What would you do for your friend’s sake? put myself in bodly harm

MadeinHeaven – What do you believe happens after you died? nothing tbh you just end up in a grave or urn or wherever u wanted to be put

Weather Report – Your favourite weather? man i looove love stormy weather

Whitesnake – Your thoughts on snakes/reptiles? i love them theyre all gorgeous and beautiful

Tusk – Tea or coffee? coffee

Ball Breaker – Your favourite ball game? to play? its basket ball but to watch baseball

Oh! Lonesome Me – Do you feel lonely right now? no not right now but im sure it’ll happen soon

Scary Monsters – Your favourite dinosaur? i love velociraptors and also triceratops !!

Cream Starter – Do you usually wear make up? nope and if i do its only ever lipstick

Catch the Rainbow – Your favourite colour in the rainbow? blue and green!!

Ticket to Ride – What was the last ticket you bought for? i didnt buy it but the last one i had was for the rogue one like. 2 weeks ago

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – Do you believe in the multiverse? i dont think abt it too often but sure

In a Silent Way – Do you enjoy complete silence? yes!! besides some music, i cant concentrate otherwise

Soft & Wet – Shower or bath? shower bc its easier but i havent taken a bath in forever

Paisley Park – How good are you with reading maps/directions? Terrible God Awful

Nut King Call – How good are you at assembling/constructing things like Ikea furniture? hmm it depends if i have the manual for it and if i have time to really think on it and im not in a rush or anything

Paper Moon King – Can you do any origami? nope

King Nothing – Your favourite smell? i really like the smell of cinnamon

BornThisWay – A strange habit you have? i crack my fingers all the damn time and i like to take off the little plastic circle off of soda bottles and chew on it

Les Feulies – Your favourite plant? oh damn hmm i like lavenders

Fun Fun Fun – Something you really enjoy doing? man. i could watch jojo a million times over and i’d never get bored of it

California King Bed – What size is your bed? currently i sleep in a queen size bc my mom and sis and i share a bed bc we only had one room in our old apartment but now that we moved im sure i’ll be kicked off into a twin soon enough

JESUS christ ok its almost midnight i hope ur happy you mother fuckre

#asks #i didnt think it would take this long oh my fodgtrgwrgf #filmgold

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