#Gryffindorks

[mssr-crumpled-paper]

In love with the idea that the band of Gryffindorks became much closer after the war, so now Harry just has a Coucil for... well, everything

Harry fighting for his life in that groupchat convincing The Council that actually Malfoy isn't that bad and please don't judge me and he's not THAT pointy anymore.

[midi4ri0love]

what i think the marauders + gryffindorks fav books would be:

james: a little princess

sirius: the little prince

remus: notes from the underground

peter: lord of the flies (later reads 'rage'...)

lily: little women

mary: the phantom of the opera

marlene: bend it like beckham

+ alice: i am malala

+ reggie: catch me if you can

+ frank: lord of the rings

+ pandora: the physician

+ petunia: emma

+ dorcas: mozart in the jungle

[unfortunate-arrow]

𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞

A/N: For @hp-12monthsofmagic’s April prompt (“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good”). I saw the prompt and knew immediately that it belonged to the Gryffindorks. Thus, Tadhg’s partners in crime, Teddy and Gabriel, belong to @cursebreakerfarrier and @slytherindisaster.

The wind howled as the rain slashed across the windows, obscuring all visibility towards the outside. Thunder rumbled. Lightning flashed. Inside the warmth of the drafty castle, Hogwarts was surprisingly quiet. Most of its students were in class, aside from the handful of classes that were canceled due to the onslaught of the cold and violent April thunderstorm.

Inside the library, three dark-haired Gryffindors had their heads bent together, poring over a book on jinxes. Their herbology class had been canceled due to the storm, which had suddenly left the three fifth years with free time. They had immediately headed up towards the library, with the intent of studying for their OWLs which were rapidly approaching. But, that had all been left behind when they had discovered the book.

“This one could be quite useful,” Tadhg Lynch muttered, pointing to a jinx whose intention was to turn the recipient into a duck.

“Yeah, but it’s kinda boring, Tadhg. Why turn someone into a duck when you could just use flipendo?” Teddy Ellison replied, tipping his chair backwards.

“It is interesting that there’s a whole section on jinxes to turn people into animals, though. Like who would think to turn their opponent into a duck or a chicken or even a worm,” Gabriel Sapieha mused, looking up from the book.

“My brother would probably make a good worm,” Tadhg mumbled, causing the other two boys to burst out laughing, earning a glare from the librarian.

“Uh, lads…” Gabriel began, elbowing Teddy into the gut.

Tadhg, who was tipping his chair back and trying to get it to stay steady on just the back two legs, looked up to see their head of house and promptly lost the balance that he had gained. The chair, and Tadhg, clattered to the ground with a resounding echo. Gryffindor’s head cast a disapproving look towards the three boys.

“Ellison. Lynch. Sapieha. Just the three I was looking for. Come with me,” the professor said, standing as the three boys scrambled to clear the table and pack their bags.

The walk back to their head’s office was a long and tense one. Tadhg had an inkling that he knew why they had been dragged into the head’s office. Someone had discovered the swamp that they had been growing in a seldom used corridor. Or the professor had discovered who had filled the Slytherins’ bathrooms with frog spawn. Or that they were the ones to enchant all the portraits in the castle to have the most absurd facial hair that they could think of. Or that they had been the ones to make the stairs move… even though Tadhg still wasn’t sure how they had managed that one. Or… okay, so Tadhg didn’t know exactly why they were being dragged into their head’s office.

“Take a seat,” Gryffindor’s head said, gesturing to the three chairs as they entered the office.

The three boys glanced at one another, but one glance at the professor told them all that they needed to know.

“You’ll be happy to know that we have finally put an end to the profanity that was coming from the griffin to Headmaster Black’s office,” the professor began and Tadhg swallowed to stifle a laugh, willing himself not to glance at either Teddy or Gabriel. He had forgotten about that one.

“It was quite a task, removing that spell. And after narrowing down our considerable suspect list, we have determined that you three were responsible. Brava for creativity and not involving Mr. Lynch’s brother this time.”

“Ah, professor, how can you be so sure that it was us?” Teddy asked.

“Answer me this, Mr. Ellison, why are you three always nearby when something happens?”

“Sheer coincidence, professor,” Teddy replied in the most innocent-sounding tone he could muster. Except Tadhg caught Gabriel’s eye at that moment and the dam burst. The laugh slipped out and soon enough the three boys had dissolved into giggles. Their professor let out a long-suffering sigh.

“And without a doubt, you three are clearly responsible. You will serve detention for all Friday evenings until OWL examinations have finished.”

[st-severus]

harry bravely opened the door while draco slithered into the room

[hpobsessivefanfictioner]

Slytherin: Gryff, come over.

Gryffindor: I can't.

Slytherin: My parents aren't home.

Gryffindor: Don't worry, they'll come back.

[panda-with-an-attitude-blog]

Gryffindorks

[slytherin-know-how]

Slytherin Life Tip #3

The Other Houses, and How to Interact With Them.

RAVENCLAW: Steer clear of their bad side, they can be just as, or more, pompous than we are, but they know what's up. Need help with potions? They got you. Trouble with McGonagall? They can get you out. Honestly, they may not be slytherin, but they can be cunning in their own right.

Hufflepuff: Protect these beans. They are sweet, and kind. However, piss them off and you arses are theirs. Protect them and befriend them though, and you will have friends for life.

Gryffindor: They may be idiot Gryffindorks, but they aren't all so bad. In fact, some are okay. Just be careful of which ones you associate with, and be prepared to stop or be dragged along in some heinous, awful, plans.

Slytherin: Be aware. Be very aware. We all stick together, but you dishonor us or your family? Wait, we are family! Good luck bunny buns, because life will get wild. We won't stab you in your sleep, but... Well, be wary of your pudding and pumpkin juice...

[comebacknow]

"By Gryffindor, the bravest were prized far beyond the rest."

HP Moods (1/?)

[haileyahayes]

I love this quote so much and I feel like I can relate to it on so many levels. If I’m being honest, I definitely found it while creating a Hogwarts OC. Both the OC and I are Gryffindorks 💛🦁♥️

[mustardypeach-blog]

Can somebody like explain what a slytherking is? I understand rebelclaws, hufflepunks and gryffindorks, but I don’t get slytherkings?

[euphxmia-pxtter-blog]

Pls consider

Quidditch girlfriends Alicia Spinnet and Katie Bell

[arashi-hyou]

Marauders enjoying a typical spaniard siesta and a wild Snivellus creeping on us. XD 😪😪😪🐍 . #gryffindorks #slythercreep #ishesniffingme?🐶 #marauderscosplay #maraudersera #marauders #snivellus #snape #padfoot #moony #prongs #hpcosplay #cosplay #hogwarts #jamespotter #siriusblack #remuslupin (en Palau reial de pedralbes)

[unfortunate-arrow]

Roel: Wait, wait, wait. What you’re telling me is that we’ve got 400 ghosts?

Teddy: That’s too many ghosts.

Tadhg: We cannot fight them all.

Gabriel: We’re not going to have fight them, Tadhg.

[@fairywrenn @cursebreakerfarrier @slytherindisaster]

[cannibalistic-garden-gnome]

I don't know what the fandom names for Huffelpuff, Slytherin, or Ravenclaw are, but I'm 99% sure the name of the Gryffindor fandom is 'Gryffindorks'

[boingyy]

10 points for Gryffindor 👻 ✨ #gryffindorks #wandchopsticks #ChoTwin #mydate #whenourboyfriendsaregone #gf #halloweek #superlastminute