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Mean girls dating and girlfriend headcannons
Regina George:
First date: First date is at the mall. Iced coffee first then going to literally every store in the mall. Trying on clothes then buying clothes. As your girlfriend:
Is the big spoon definitely
Craves touching you
Loves talking to you on the phone for hours
Loves when you sing to her
Gives everyone the death glare when they look at you so weird but Regina will let everyone know you’re hers and that’s that
Will always have her hand on your ass because she thinks she owns it hehe ;)
Karen Smith:
First date: At the beach. With sandwiches and soda and potato chips too. She will watch you walk. And think about how cute you are. And how you would look even more cute with her hand in yours.
As your girlfriend:
She has a short attention when you’re talking about how you saw your parents make out by accident. And it grossed you but will comfort you with a hug
Loves to take you out to Taco Bell for lunch after school
Is bad at sports but will cheer you on when you’re on the same team as her playing volleyball
Can’t dance but loves watching you dance
Doesn’t understand rap music but loves it because you love it and hearing certain lyrics confuse her. So she needs you to explain the lyrics
Will always ask to kiss you because it’s polite of her to ask you. You always say yes
Janis Ian:
First date: During the month of Halloween she will go shopping for popcorn and chocolate. Watching the very first Halloween movie on the couch with you while she cuddles you. And will occasionally give you a kiss on your temple and on your cheek.
As your girlfriend:
When she heard some guy in your class say, “Nice hair on your arm. Do you have some on your chest?”
Janis immediately looked at him like she wanted to hurt him. He looked scared.
Janis said to the guy, “Shut your mouth asshole and go shave your ugly mustache!! And leave my girlfriend alone!!”
”You’re beautiful the way you always look”. Janis said to you. You giggled.
She loves to stand up for you
She’s your super protector
Gretchen Weiners
First date: At a salon getting highlights in your hair and Gretchen getting her hair done too.
As your girlfriend:
Is afraid to kiss you in public because of what people will say
Is afraid to cuddle you because she doesn’t wanna accidentally squeeze you too tight
Will ask permission to hug you because deep down she wants to be the big spoon
Likes it when you’re the little spoon
Loves to play with the highlights in your hair. She’s amused by it
Stood up to coach Carr when he said to stop hugging Gretchen all the time. Gretchen gave him the middle finger
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Perfectly Pathetic
synopsis: when you take an interest in the new girl, regina takes an interest in you
pairing: regina george x plastics!fem!reader
words: 4.6k+
A/N - in the nicest of ways, please DO NOT read this if you don't want to read about toxic relationships. you have been warned. I don't want a repeat of last time. also we need more fics where regina is actually mean so
WARNINGS - swearing, alcohol use, general toxicity, toxic relationships and bullying/vague reference to weight
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the clash of plastic trays and idle chatter brought alive the fragile student body of North Shore High School. on the outside this may seem like any other lunch room but inside it was a carefully crafted game of chess. every move was calculated. each person has their place and if you stray too far you're at risk. you're sat next to Gretchen Weiners. known for big hair and keeping secrets, she knows everything about everyone. opposite her is Karen Shetty. she... tries her best and looks adorable doing it. a ray of sunshine if you get to know her. and before you sits the most beautiful woman you have ever had the pleasure of meeting. Regina George. effortlessly perfect but needlessly cruel. she was the most popular person in school and one of your best friends.
perfectly manicured nails stab into the skin of your cheek as your head is yanked in her direction. razor-sharp eyes stare back. "are you even listening?" the answer was no but you didn't want to say that. "what are you staring at?"
a flash of blonde as she looks behind her. you push against her grip to look too. across the room sat Janis 'imi'ike and Damian Hubbard. you hardly ever spoke to them but you were lab partners with Damian. he was funny. today, however, there was a new addition with strawberry blonde hair, a blue checkered shirt and brown pants. you knew everyone at this school to some degree. a curse of popularity. but you had never seen her before. "seems they've got themselves a new friend"
"who cares," her nails dig a little deeper drawing a pained expression as she pulls your head back to face her. She holds your gaze for a moment. a silent challenge. before fingertips glide across your cheek and she goes back to leading the conversation across the table. you pick at the food on the tray with a fork but you can't help but be intrigued. North Shore was boring and predictable. a direct result of being under Regina's control. but this girl was new and you couldn't help but be drawn to that. to the unknown. to the possibility. three pairs of eyes as you push up from the table and march across the room.
"I haven't seen you around here before." was all you could think to say as you approached the end of the table. Janis and Damian share a look before settling on... confusion. You weren't ever particularly mean to others but you were guilty by association. people mess with you. they mess with Regina.
"oh," by the look on her face, she already knew who you were or at the very least your friends. "it's my first day."
"Where did you transfer from?"
"uh... Kenya," she seems unsure. you put it down to nerves.
"you sure about that?" a curious raise of your brow. "'cause you don't sound-"
"we're leaving" stated firmly as three girls breeze past. the blonde leads the way. the other two are just a step behind.
"so what made you move all the way here from Kenya?"
"my mom got a new job."
"couldn't find one-"
the sound of your name echoes through the room bringing the world to a stop. a weird silence settles over the room. "come. now." growled through gritted teeth and paired with snapping fingers. you were being summoned like a naughty dog ignoring their owner. a sigh as all eyes fall to you. waiting to see what you'd do but make no mistake, they already knew the answer.
"I'll see you around." a flash of a smile before you scamper after Regina.
"so your ears do work." is all the girl says as she shoves you through the door. you bite back any comment because that was how this worked. you may be top of the food chain to everyone else but Regina led the pack.
as the final bell for the day rings, you're shoving things in your locker when you spot the new girl. she seems to be struggling to even open it. you watch her for a moment. a smirk settling. this was another chance to talk and this time Regina couldn't demand your presence. "need some help?" it seemed to take her by surprise as a handful of papers drifted to the floor. a small chuckle, you reach down to collect her work and hand it back. "how's your first day going?"
she shrugs, taking the papers. "it's alright."
"anyone giving you any trouble?" you ask, falling to lean against the lockers. people around here were not nice and took every chance to show it. some more than others. She shakes her head. "you sure? if anyone does anything, I can sort them out." you give her a knowing look and she offers a sort of amused smile. "so you do know how to smile, it's cute. are you gonna tell me your name or am I gonna have to guess?"
"it's cady. Cady heron."
"well, cady heron. the trick to these," you tap her locker door with your knuckle. "is to push in and pull up before trying to open it. annoying, I know but they're old." you watch her try again and this time it swings open. "see."
"Thanks." you linger as they shove some of their stuff inside. you notice a few stray stickers on the locker opposite.
"no problem." you push up from the metal. "I can show you all types of tricks to get through this hellscape if you want?" she shuts her locker and you both start walking towards the exit. "number one tip, avoid Regina."
"Isn't she your friend?"
"yeah," you nod. "that's why I said it. She can be... a lot. surely Janis told you that."
Cady looks at you for a long moment. "something like that." you let out a chuckle. Janis probably told her what a massive bitch Regina was. they had a less than favourable history.
"I should go. I'll see you around Cady Heron." as you both go your separate ways, you can't help but glance at her as she walks away.
having a study period just before lunch was both an absolutely ridiculous idea and the best thing to happen to your schedule. it basically guaranteed you didn't do any work whatsoever and felt more like a two-hour lunch period. seems you shared it with the new girl because she was sitting at a table scribbling in a book alongside Janis who was doing her normal embroidery or whatever.
"if it isn't Cady Heron," you comment, taking a seat on the bench. her face brightens at the sight.
"where's the rest of the coven?" Janis asks, not even bothering to look up from her work. "wait- don't tell me, a house fell on them."
"you're so funny Janis," an exaggerated sarcastic laugh.
"I think I can hear children singing... ding... dong the witch-"
"So Cady, how are you enjoying north shore?" you interrupt loudly and the 'song' trails off.
"It's fine."
"you don't talk much huh?"
her mouth opens but falls silent as Gretchen approaches the end of the table. she shoots you a less than favourable look. your brow furrows a little.
"Can I talk to you," pitch a little too high to say no.
"Sure," a shrug. you look at her for a long moment waiting for her to continue.
"in private," Gretchen urges. with a roll of your eyes, you stand up. flashing a smile at Cady, Gretchen grabs your hand and drags you away before you can say anything.
"what are you doing?" whisper yelled at you.
"I was just talking." god this girl was dramatic. you take your usual spot. she sits opposite.
"to the art freaks?"
"dude, it's fine."
"no it's not." she urges quickly, shaking her head "You know how Regina gets."
"Regina isn't here?" and she wouldn't be until lunch. only you and Gretchen share this free period. usually, you spend it listening to her gossip about people. she could not keep a secret to save her life at least not when it came to anyone outside of you and your friends; even then it's dicey. fun for you though.
"All I'm saying is you need to be careful,"
"don't worry. I was only interested in the new girl."
"that's worse," you just roll your eyes. "Regina doesn't like her."
"Regina doesn't even know her," you argue. "none of us do. she's been here like a week."
Gretchen thinks the idea of even wanting to talk to Cady is blasphemy. that it's better to avoid her but you think she's overreacting. Cady hadn't established herself at this school yet. right now she is with Janis but tomorrow who knows? she could be cool. it's a matter of perspective.
a pretty perfect smile does little to distract from playful eyes as you approach her jeep. the blonde is in the driver's seat. one hand rested over the steering wheel. the other typing something on her phone. She had sent a message telling you to hurry up but on arrival, neither Karen nor Gretchen were even here yet. you toss your bag in the back, climbing into your usual spot behind the driver's seat. Karen is usually next to you. "sit in the front, weirdo," she comments. you don't bother with a comeback, just moving to the front passenger seat.
"Where are the others?" you ask, glancing at her. the soft glow of the afternoon sun kissed her skin beautifully. black shades hang on the end of her nose. She really was something to be admired. Regina shrugs and then tosses her phone down. the car roars to life and you're starting down the road before you can think any more about it. it's pretty silent at first. the sound of the radio filling the space. the lack of your two other friends acting as a buffer was sitting weirdly. this wasn't your first time alone with Regina but she's been so grumpy lately. whatever you say feels like an invitation.
"so you like the new girl?" asked casually as she came to an abrupt stop at a red light. you just forward, the seatbelt digging into your neck. it drags up a quick cough but that could also be from surprise. other than that first interaction where she'd summoned you from across the room, you had never spoken to Cady when she was around. Gretchen may be dramatic but she probably wasn't wrong and you really didn't feel like risking it.
"Sorry?" feign confusion was... a choice but it seemed like the better option here.
"you like the new girl," repeated calmly; her eyes drift to you as yours move towards the traffic light. was this the longest red light in history? "right?"
now it's your turn to shrug. you find Cady intriguing but you're not entirely sure if it's interested in the way Regina is implying or just because you were so bored of the every day. "she's cool." a scoff as she pulls away continuing down the road. "you've hardly spoken to her."
"don't need to," Regina didn't miss a beat. Cady definitely didn't fit into what she'd consider cool but then again, neither had you. not entirely anyway and now you're here. you hang out with the most popular people in school. went to the hottest parties. you were currently being driven around by the Regina George. you never understood why or maybe you did and just refused to accept it was that simple. you know what everyone else says. that it's because of the attention you show her. you wouldn't necessarily say they're wrong but everyone gave her attention. She did always say there was something special about you. "I thought you at least had standards."
the rest of the car ride is silent as you think over what she said and Regina keeps to herself. the music is the only thing, keeping you sane until you pull up at the George residence. you always forget just how big her house is until you're there. As you walk inside, her mum appears abruptly startling you a little.
"hey, ms. George."
"hey girls," she singsonged. "how was school?"
"fine," Regina shoots back.
"well if you need anything? a drink? some snacks? advice? I'm here,"
"I'd actually love an iced-"
"we're good," growled as she grabbed your wrist hauling you up the stairs. "don't bother us." a confused look but she didn't let go until you were firmly inside her bedroom. door slammed shut. the blonde tosses her bag down.
"you should really be nicer to your mom, she adores you," you say idly taking a seat on the end of her bed, placing your bag down.
"you should shut up because it's none of your fucking business."
jesus christ. you kinda regret the decision to come over. "I just wanted an iced tea. maybe a little snack."
"god knows you don't need it," Regina comments. wow. okay. she was in a mood.
"what's up with you?"
"I'm fine," she responds. "you're just being so fucking annoying recently."
"I haven't done anything?" you've not been acting any differently so you have no clue what she's talking about.
"just absolutely drooling over the new girl. it's embarrassing." she declares, taking a seat on the bed.
"I..." you stop yourself because you're more confused than anything else. "we've spoken like once."
"liar" she responds. "I know you've been talking all the time," fucking Gretchen. "do you think she's pretty?"
"Cady?" Regina nods. you shrug. "I guess."
"prettier than me?" her head tilts. you can't tell if she was jealous or fishing for compliments; neither was her style. so it was probably a trap.
"no." you wanna say she's being dramatic but that wouldn't end well. She doesn't say anything, hardly even reacts. just cold eyes. Is she expecting you to say more? "of course not." you're waiting for the ball to drop. for her to make a snide comment or something. anything was better than nothing. but it just never comes. she takes out her phone and starts typing. you fall back on her bed, staring up at the ceiling. you both just sit in the quiet. you're worried about saying anything that'll lead to more insults. god knows what she is doing on her phone.
"you're so pathetic." Regina eventually says. you'd take offence if you weren't used to it; basically a term of endearment at this point. you can hear her moving but don't bother looking until she's towering over you. dark eyes and a small smile that would seem genuine coming from anyone else. a hand cups your cheek but no nails follow; it's gentle and slow as she runs her thumb over your skin. what was happening right now? "do you ever think about me?" you blink a few times trying to make sense of everything. why was she being so nice? why was she being so gentle? why did she ask that?
"what do you mean?"
a roll of her pretty eyes. "you know what I mean." you did but surely not.
"I... don't know what to say."
"Because I think about you," your breathing hitches as you sit up. looking at her properly. "those pretty eyes," she moves closer. "these lips," her thumb runs over your bottom lip. you swallow hard. "do you wanna kiss me?" you just stare back. a smirk as she ghosts your lips.
"say you wanna kiss me." this felt cruel. you lean in and she pulls back slightly. a finger pressed against your lips. her expression is colder now. sharp. "say it."
"I... wanna kiss you," you dare and that smirk quickly returns. removing her finger, Regina leans in and connects your lips. it's soft and slow. not at all like you imagined kissing Regina George would feel like... until the girl pushes into you and it's exactly like you imagined. fast. forceful. like she wanted to devour you. A hand pushes you back against her massive bed and she moves to straddle your hips. your heart is beating so loudly you wouldn't be surprised if she could hear it.
"still thinking about the new girl?"
"I never-" You feel her press a little harder against your chest so you change your answer. "no." Regina tosses her hair over one shoulder, and a finger under your chin pushes your head up.
"I don't think you should talk to her anymore," Regina states before leaning down to connect your lips once more. "understood?"
you're too caught up in the moment to really gauge how serious she was being so you nod. "good girl." whispered against your lips.
Regina George had always been a lot. She always demanded attention and you often gave her it. you weren't ashamed of that. She knew you'd do anything for her. As did most of the school.
"Hey," Cady suddenly appears beside you in the hallway. she seems a lot more relaxed around you which was nice to see. however, you have not spoken to them since that weird night with Regina. She wouldn't like it. plus Gretchen would probably snitch on you immediately. "so we should probably figure out a time to work on our project." you've been paired up for an assignment in American literature.
"We can do it today after school if you want?" she nods. "I'll meet you out front."
"hey Cady," Karen slides up beside you on the other side, instantly looping your arms. ever the pleasant company. you wonder if she just wanted to see you or get you away from Cady. probably the former.
"I'll see you later," you say to the new girl before turning to your friend. "what do you want?"
"you're coming to Connor's party Saturday?"
"Obviously,"
"I have the perfect-"
"no," you respond instantly. you loved Karen. she was genuinely the sweetest person you know. but at every party, she tries to give you a Karen Shetty special aka a makeover. and every single time you have to say no.
"but I have the perfect outfit for you."
"is it actually perfect for me or just slutty."
"Both," Karen states excitedly. "please," pleading eyes as she draws you closer, hugging your arm. "please please please."
a loud groan. "fine."
"Really?" her eyes light up and circulation quickly returns to your arm. you nod at her which leads to excited clapping. maybe it wouldn't be so bad. maybe it was the perfect outfit for you but also sexy enough to satisfy Karen.
"oh here," you reach into your bag and produce a homemade friendship bracelet. you'd been tutoring some younger students for extra credit but sometimes you just hung out with them. "made them with some of the kids so,"
"ah thank you," she takes it eagerly. you had one for Gretchen and Regina too. only one of them would appreciate it though.
"why were you chatting with Cady?" Karen asks, sliding on her bracelet as she takes your arm once more.
"we're doing a project together," you explain. "you were literally just in class with us Karen."
"oh yeah," she smiles brightly. "I'm starving." you chuckle a little and allow her to eagerly pull you towards the dining room.
you're sitting on the grass. Cady is talking in your ear as you stare into the distance. most students had gone home already. The rest were working on homework or projects or extracurricular activities. you arranged this meeting but god were you bored. no offence to Cady but you kinda wish you'd been paired with Karen so you could be fucking about right now and then rush the work the night before it's due.
"are you going to the party Saturday?" you ask idly.
"What party?"
"oh shit." you forgot she was hanging out with Janis and Damian who definitely wouldn't have been invited. "connor mckay is having a party. The dudes a mess, big house though. you should come,"
"don't think I was invited,"
"I'm inviting you."
"not sure that's how it works."
"Just come Cady," you insist. "you can bring Janis and Damian too if you want. everyone will be too fucked to notice."
"uh, thanks then" she smiles a little, glancing back at her textbook. "I'll think about it."
"you have to think about attending your first high school party?" you question. laying down on your back. "I'll be there," you turn your head to look at them. "it'll be fun." you watch her carefully and soon she smiles.
"Okay, yeah."
"well that was easy," should have just started by stating you'll be there. "Be careful, Cady." you tease, looking back to clouds passing by but you can't help but smirk a little. "I'll start thinking you like me."
sat in the back of Regina's jeep as she fixes her hair in the overhead mirror, Karen inspects your face while Gretchen is copying Regina by fixing her hair. "can we just go in," you insist, slapping Karen's hands away. "before I regret coming."
"Why would you regret coming?" Gretchen questions, looking around at you.
"I feel stupid,"
"you look amazing," Karen urges. "perfect."
"you would say that."
"stop whining," Regina insists. flipping up her mirror. "you look hot. now let's go."
finally. "I'm gonna get so fucked up," you state as you step out of the car. walking beside Regina with Gretchen and Karen a step behind. the party is already alive. started at six. It was eight.
you reach the point in every party where you just don't want to be there anymore pretty quickly tonight. you're suddenly so aware of how annoying everyone is. sat on the kitchen counter, you swing your legs back and forth as you sip whatever was in your cup. Gretchen gave it to you. the party passes around you like you're not even there until an all too familiar blonde appears. "you look sad," you'd mistake that for genuine concern if it wasn't Regina "Already at sad drunk, that's impressive."
"what do you want Regina?" she had basically ignored you since you arrived so why she suddenly thought you were worthy of her presence, you'll never know. Shane was the object of her disgustingly public displays of affection tonight. "thought you'd be too busy with Shane."
"god, you're so obsessed with Shane," a roll of her eyes as she takes the cup from your hand to help herself. you watch her as the red cup comes to painted lips. not a hair out of place. so perfect. Regina was perfect. it was annoying
"I invited Cady tonight," you state, snatching your cup back.
"ew. why? I thought we agreed you weren't going near Cady anymore," technically you did. practically it wasn't that deep. who cares.
"And Janis and Damian but mostly to get Cady here,"
"desperate to hang out with losers," Regina sighs. "is she here?"
you shrug. "too many people. too big a house. I haven't looked, to be honest."
"Well," a hand finds its way to your thigh, running up and then down softly. "if you're good tonight maybe I'll give you a little treat."
"don't," you push her hand away. "go back to your boyfriend."
"he's not my boyfriend,"
"well whatever he is," you jump down off the countertop. "you made it very clear that I'm not what you want."
"you're so dramatic," she pushes up too. "I hate when you get drunk."
"Whatever."
"fuck sake," Regina responds. "you act like I said we're together or something."
"you're such an asshole," you huff. "I'm gonna find Cady."
"good luck with that,"
there are so many people at this party. you're not sure who half of them even are but they all seem to know you as you stumble around after the new girl. a constant barrage of 'hellos' and 'you look hot' in various forms. it's tiring. annoying. and you're about to give up and go find Gretchen so she can rub your back to make you feel better when you spot her. She was looking as awkward as ever. "you came." shouted over the thump of the music
"yeah," her face lit up. "Damian too. Janis said she'd rather jump off a bridge than come so..."
"That sounds... exactly like her," you nod. "I like..." you glance at her outfit. Regina would hate it. you don't love it. "your outfit. very school teacher chic."
"Thanks," she replies. "I didn't have anything to wear so,"
"it's cool. I'm just happy someone here isn't gonna irritate me- do you want a drink?"
"Sure," she nods. "do they have juice?"
"uh... probably somewhere." who asks for juice at a party? "I'll check. stay here."
you wander off back to the kitchen in search of some juice. your first stop is the fridge which is very stocked. you briefly scan for anything open, sweet and edible before just grabbing a carton of fresh orange and deciding that will do. pouring her a glass before heading back. she's still in the same spot only a particular blonde in the tightest little black dress has decided to strike up a conversation. you immediately know something is wrong. Regina can't stand Cady. it's why you told her you admitted to inviting her so easily. You wanted to piss her off. you can't make out what is happening but as you make your approach the redhead leaves. Regina turns to you with a sugary sweet smile betrayed by her eyes. "hey baby girl, feeling any better?"
"What did you say to her?"
"why do you have a glass of" brow knitted as she tapped her nail against the glass. "orange juice?"
"What did you say to her?"
"who?" you let her have the glass and she takes a sip. a visible look of disgust. "is there anything in this?"
"It's just fresh orange,"
"what the fuck? are you trying to sober up or what?"
"it was for Cady," you explain. "what did you say?"
the blonde shrugs. "she just had to go. not my fault." you don't believe her. why would you? She has a track record of being a conniving person who'll make trouble just for the sake of it. it'd be naive to think she didn't do anything."
"Why do you have to be such a fucking bitch all of the time," you grumble loudly. a hand snaps around your wrist and suddenly you're yanked closer to her. hot breath sending a shiver down your spine.
"I let you off before because you were all sad and tragic but don't think you can ever talk to me like that," growled in your ear before she abruptly shoved you away. "Cady left. get over it."
"she only left because you said something,"
"she left because she realised you don't like her," the blonde snapped. such a pretty poison came in the form of Regina George as she turned her gaze on you. She was pissed but kept it quietly contained to just beneath the music so nobody else had a clue. "that you've just been stringing her along. pretending to be her friend. all because I wasn't showing you enough attention," she's close again. too close. she wasn't physically that tall but right she seemed massive as she loomed over you. her eyes flicker to your lips and back up. did she wanna kiss you or kill you? neither seemed smart. "she realised that you belong to me."
"I'm not a dog Regina."
"you sure about that," a mean glint in those pretty eyes. "you wanted my attention. you got it." she shoves the orange juice back in your hand. it's contents splashing your hand. "don't cry about it now." and with that she turns on her heel and disappears into the crowd
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My *nsfw* Meangirls head cannons no one asked for ;)
x Fem! Reader
Characters: Janis Imi’ike, Regina George, Cady Heron, Karen Shetty, Gretchen Weiners.
Janis: Wants so badly to be a top cause she’s “such a bad ass” but is really a power bottom/pillow princess. (still a badass though). She will carry that to her grave. Low key (high key) likes to act like a brat. Will try to gain control but ultimately fold the moment a hand is placed on her waist. Enjoys being treated rough but would never admit it, you could put a gun to her head and she’d just shrug. Degrading kink. Deeply appreciates affectionate aftercare. *cough* masochist *cough* Pet names for her: Love, Hun, Butterfly, Cutie Pie*to annoy her*, shortie *cause of her height not ShAwTy*
Regina: Switch leaning bottom. Has a thing for punishment (wow so surprising). Will challenge and egg her partner on just so she can get the outcome she hopes for. Pet names for her: Reggie, Princess, Darling, Love, Bitch(an inside joke that became real)
Cady: Low key switch *leaning top when paired with janis or regina cause we know*. People pleaser. Can and will use her puppy eyes to get what she wants. Pet names for her: Love, Cutie, Honey, Bee.
Karen: Pillow princess, nothing else makes sense to me. Proud of it too. Very possessive but in a cute way. *like if someone flirts with her girl she will smile then kiss her partners cheek before gushing how much she loves her* Begs all the time even during the most inappropriate times. *She would definitely try to drag her partner away mid conversation* Touch starved. Pet Names for her: Pretty Girl, Karebear, Bub, Love, Sweetie, Princess.
Gretchen: Switch leaning bottom. Also touch starved. Loses it when being held by the waist or sitting in partners lap. Her cute smile and puppy eyes makes her partner fold. Pet names for her: Bebe*wink wink*, Love, Cutie, Babes, Darling, Amor.
#lesbian#lgbt#lgbtqia#pansexual#bisexual#mean girls 2024#mean girls#karen shetty#regina x janis#regina george#janis imi'ike#cady x janis#janis imiike x reader#janis x cady#janis ian#janis sarkisian#karen smith#gretchen x karen#karen shetty x reader#gretchen wieners#regina x gretchen#cady heron#cady x regina#cady mean girls#reneé rapp#auli'i cravalho#avantika#bebe wood
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hey, feel free to ignore this if you don’t write for her, but we are STARVED for Gretchen Weiners x Fem!reader on this app, so if you have any ideas that’d be great
✧ Zipper
Gretchen Wieners x fem! reader
Warnings: fluff, some coarse language
In which reader has a favourite hoodie, and its zipper doesn’t work properly anymore. Gretchen is curious, but never asks why reader has refused to get a new hoodie.
Your eyes were searching for Gretchen’s car in the mess of students, teachers and their vehicles once school let out. Everybody was rushing to leave school grounds, considering that it was now officially Fall Break. She’d came to pick you up, yeah. You went to a different school, but even then the both of you have been dating for almost two years now. You were in the same middle school together though, so yes, you did know the incident between Janis and Regina. You saw the kiss with your own eyes, you saw the aftermath unfolding into a shitshow of a mess. You saw Janis get relentlessly bullied and you’ve never been able to look Regina in the eye without feeling an immense amount of anger ever since.
So, lucky for Regina, you were not in North Shore High.
Finally, you see her car pull up at the pickup point, so you walk towards it quickly. “Hey!”
“Hi, babe.” She smiled, leaning over to give you a quick kiss on the cheek, “Let’s go for lunch, I’m excited.”
You chuckled, nodding your head in agreement. “Me too.”
“Anywhere you have in mind, mamita?” She asks.
“Uh, no, actually. Why don’t you pick?” You suggested.
“Okay!” Gretchen smiled brightly.
And so you and Gretchen wound up at a nearby pizza place to get takeout, then were on the road again to get to a park. Once there, she popped open the trunk and urged you to sit with her there.
“Oh, a picnic.” You chuckled.
“Yep.” She nodded, opening the pizza box and offering you a slice.
You asked, taking a bite of the pepperoni pizza, “Do you remember the last time we did this?”
“Of course, we were on our first date. Well, official first date. Before that was um, G ditching us at the coffee shop by making up a lame excuse.”
Gretchen laughed, “We were so awkward.”
“Well, I was. I could barely get my words out and talk to you.” You bit back a laugh, taking another bite of the pizza.
“I mean…look at us now.” Gretchen beamed, “You want something to drink?”
“Ooh, yes please.” You nodded eagerly.
“Dr. Pepper or Ginger Ale?”
Both were your favourites.
“Ginger Ale.” You took that can from her, “Thank you.”
“Of course. Cheers.” Gretchen cracked open the can of Dr. Pepper and took a swig. You finished off the slice, swirling the can in your hand while your free hand played with the strings of the hoodie you had on.
“Hey, babe, I’ve got a question.” She said, covering her mouth with a hand since she was chewing her food.
“Yeah, shoot.”
“I’m curious. Why do you always wear this hoodie? The zipper’s broken.”
“Oh.” You chuckled, “Um, my- it was my Dad’s. I’d always wear it so it kind of became mine. He um, passed away freshman year of high school in a hit and run. So I just— didn’t want to get rid of it yet. It still works fine, I just can’t zip it up, that’s all.”
“Oh.” Gretchen’s face fell and her heart clenched, “I’m sorry, I—”
“Gretchen.” You chuckled, “I’m fine, I mean, I miss and all. But I’m okay, you know? I can talk about him. Actually— you said Regina dug up shit on me…not in these exact words— awhile ago, no? This didn’t come up?”
“No.” Gretchen shook her head, “All she had were school photos.” She was a little annoyed though, at the mention of the blonde.
“She must know I’m like— not rich.” You scoff, “I’m not gonna be surprised. But I really don’t want you to stay friends with her because you’re scared.”
“I actually did talk to her about y’know, cutting off our friendship, but she was crazy high on pain meds and all giggly. I don’t know if she remembers but that was a week ago— I told you that, and um, the next day I was sitting with Karen at lunch and Regina just sat down at our table but she was…nicer than usual. Like, actually, she didn’t say anything mean about other students, or to us.”
You nodded, “That’s…amazing.”
“Yeah, she might be starting to change for good now.” Gretchen shrugged.
“Hope so. It’s long overdue.”
Gretchen hums in agreement, “But in the meantime, she did bring us together, so that’s one good thing from her.”
“Good point.” You laughed, “Hey, should we watch a movie tonight?”
“Ooh. Why not?”
“You wanna spend the night at mine?”
Gretchen grinned, “You know I would never say no to that.” You laid your head on her shoulder, “Getting to spend more time with you is great.”
“Yeah, I wish we went to the same school, honestly.”
“Maybe college.” You pointed out.
“Yup. We’ll never know what might happen after all, the future’s still undecided. Hasn’t happened yet.”
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She’ll Live
Pairing: Gretchen Wieners x fem!reader
Summary: A game of truth or dare reveals that Gretchen’s feelings might not be as unrequited as she thought.
Contents: insecure!Gretchen, jealous!Gretchen, talks of not being good enough, starts off kind of angsty but gets fluffy by the end, one (1) use of y/n
Word count: 1.1K
Note: Never struggled so hard to write a kiss scene like I did here. I’m not really proud of how this ended, it’s kinda rushed but it is what it is.
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Gretchen Weiners is having an existential crisis.
Okay, so that’s an over-exaggeration, but she is freaking out.
Why?
Because Regina’s talked a group of them into a game of truth or dare. Which isn’t actually a problem because Gretchen loves truth or dare, it’s the perfect opportunity for her to get dirt on her classmates, the problem is who is playing the game.
There’s her, Regina, and Karen, obviously, a bunch of jocks from various different sports teams, some random people she doesn’t know or care about from other schools that got invited.
Oh, and her crush is playing too.
You’re sat across from her, nursing a drink while whispering and giggling with Regina next to you. The two of you are very close, too close for Gretchen’s comfort actually, and the fact that you’ve already been dared to take your shirt off so you’re sitting in just your bra and bottoms showing off so much skin Gretchen can’t help thinking about how soft it’d feel under her fingers and under her lips, thinking about how your skin would taste on her tongue and how many licks it would take to have you shuddering underneath of her begging her to go lower and lower until her face is pressed against your pussy-
A loud laugh pulls Gretchen from her head and her breath catches in her throat at her thoughts, ridiculously wondering if someone can read her mind and knows the dirty things swirling in there about you.
It’s a ridiculous thing to think as that’s obviously not possible, but the alcohol is getting to her and making her think crazy things that would never happen — like her having a chance with you.
It’s wishful thinking, but you’re clearly attracted to Regina, and how could she ever stand a chance against her?
She couldn’t even stand a chance against Taylor Wadell for Jason so she knows she doesn’t have a chance against Regina for you.
It’s fine, though, she’ll live.
“Alright, y/n, truth or dare?”
Gretchen watches as you smirk, gesturing up and down your body. “Dare, obviously.”
“I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room.”
“Trying to see some live girl on girl action are you, Shane? That’s disgusting.” You down the rest of your drink before shrugging, shaking your head in amusement. “Very well.”
Gretchens’ heart crumbles knowing she’ll have to sit and watch you kiss Regina and act like it doesn’t bother her when it really does. It always bothers her, no one she likes ever gives her a chance, no one she likes ever likes her.
She knows that’s not something that can be helped, not something she can control. She knows she can’t make you like her like that, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt her to want you and know she’ll never have you.
It’s fine, though, she’ll live.
She’ll move on, eventually. Maybe her heart will latch on to another person who wants someone else instead of her, maybe she’ll finally find someone who does want her, maybe she’ll be stuck harboring a crush on you for the rest of her life like she’s been doing since the sixth grade.
But it’s fine, though, she’ll live.
A shadow falls over her and then you’re on your knees in front of her, eyes shining brightly as you stare at her. “Hi, Gretchen. Can I kiss you?”
Her cheeks flush and she’s glad this is her fourth drink because she can blame the redness in them on the alcohol coursing through her system and not the fact that your question is everything she’s ever wanted to hear from you.
“W-what?” She stutters.
“I have to kiss the prettiest girl in the room,” you explain to her, head tilting ever so slightly as your lips curl into a half smile. “So is it okay if I kiss you?”
This can’t be real.
She’s dreaming. She has to be.
Gretchen can’t help it, her eyes shoot over to Regina expecting to see the blonde glaring at her, subtly daring her to try if she wants to, but instead she sees Regina smiling at her.
“Gretch?”
Her eyes turn back to yours and immediately drop to your lips. She stares at them, wondering if they’re as soft as they look before she swallows and nods her head in agreement. “That’s fine,” she says, and she prays you can’t hear the way her voice rises in pitch over the music.
You lean in and brush your lips teasingly against hers and Gretchen can’t help the soft sigh that escapes at the contact. You cradle her face in your hands, stroking your thumb softly along her cheek and pull her face closer to yours, this time fully connecting your lips in a proper kiss and, holy shit, it’s like fireworks going off.
Gretchen’s lips are so, so, soft against yours, softer than you ever imagined, and they taste sweet like cherries which admittedly you don’t like the taste of, but on Gretchen’s lips the taste is amazing.
You have no idea similar thoughts are going through Gretchen’s head.
You break the kiss for but a moment, taking a breath of air before diving back in and swiping your tongue along her lips in a request for entrance which she obliges eagerly, a shiver rushing down her spine as your tongues battle for dominance.
“Hey, we’re still in the middle of a game, you know.”
Gretchen breaks apart from you this time, her chest heaving as she processes the prior moments.
You got dared to kiss the prettiest girl in the room and you kissed her over anyone else.
You think she’s the prettiest girl in the room.
The knowledge makes her heart flutter and she can’t stop the smile that rises to her face.
“Alright, Gretchen,” you call, voice raspy from lack of oxygen and Gretchen flutters her eyes open to see you still in front of her, a blissed out smile on your face. “Truth or dare?”
Gretchen wants to kiss you again. She can say dare and you can give her the same one then she can feel your lips against hers once more. She licks her lips at the thought; she really wants to, but even drunk she doesn’t have that type of confidence.
So like a coward, she takes the easy way out. “Truth.”
“Do you wanna go on a date with me?”
Her brain short circuits and her cheeks flush an even deeper shade of red. “I… I’d love to.”
Gretchen doesn’t remember much after that, but when she wakes the next morning in Regina’s parents spare bedroom with her head on your chest and your arms wrapped around her waist, the sunlight peeking through the blinds casting an ethereal glow on your skin, she knows that when she says it this time, it’s true.
She’ll live.
And she’ll live in happiness with you.
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Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to… me rating how gay movies are.
If you wanna use the meter yourself, there it is.
I also do ART. My non-canon ships in fandoms:
Heathers (CHANSAW)
Mean Girls (CADINA AND KANIS)
Genshin Impact (too many to list)
RWBY (Whiterose)
Honkai Star Rail (too many to list)
I’m in Love with the Villainess (whatever Manaria x Philine is)
Scarlet Nexus (Araoka)
also PREACH HEATHEN (Heather Duke x Gretchen Weiners)
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If you want to join the lesbian dragon community… well, I’ll have to do some extensive background research. But being a member shouldn’t be an issue. I am too young to make money which means I’m too young to pay you, so no.
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List of Jewish Characters for the Panfandom Hanukkah Bingo
I've gotten a few requests for a list of Jewish characters to help people brainstorm for the bingo -- just as a reminder, Jewish headcanons and fanons are totally allowed for the event, so if you don't KNOW whether your character is Jewish, it's totally fine to make them Jewish for your fanwork! :)
But, since people asked, here is a little starter-list of 225 fictional Jewish and Jew-ish characters (characters who are "nebulously Jewish," played by Jews, are Jewish in at least one variation of the character, only make sense if they're Jewish, etc.)
Feel free to add! This list is alphabetized by first name.
Abbi Abrams (Broad City) Abby Stevenson (The Baby-Sitters' Club) Adam Birkholtz (Check Please!) Adam Sackler (Girls) Alec Hardison (Leverage, Leverage: Redemption) Alex Kerkovitch (Happy Endings) Alexis Rose (Schitt's Creek) Amy Green (FRIENDS) Amy Matthews (Boy Meets World) Angela Wexler (The Westing Game) Angelica Pickles (Rugrats) Ann Perkins (Parks & Recreation) Anna Stevenson (The Baby-Sitters' Club) Annie Edison (Community) April O'Neill (Rise of the TMNT) Arnie Roth (Marvel) Arnold Perlstein (The Magic School Bus) Aunt Gayle (Bob's Burgers) Bail Organa (Star Wars) Barney Guttman (Dead End Paranormal Park) Ben Geller-Willick (FRIENDS) Ben Grimm | The Thing (Fantastic Four) Ben Solo | Kylo Ren (Star Wars) Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek) Bernie Rosenthal (Marvel) Billy Kaplan | Wicca (MCU, X-Men) Breha Organa (Star Wars)
Bruce Wayne | Batman (DCU) Carl Foutley (As Told By Ginger) Cassie Howard (Euphoria HBO) Cassie Lang (MCU) Catherine Frensky (Arthur) Charles Deetz (Beetlejuice) Charlotte York Goldenblatt (Sex and the City) Cher Horowitz (Clueless) Chuckie Finster (Rugrats) Cindy Hayes (Orange is the New Black) Cole Tillerman (Central Park) Cory Matthews (Boy Meets World) Craig Manning (Degrassi: The Next Generation) Cristina Yang (Grey's Anatomy) Cyrus Goodman (Andi Mack) Darcy Lewis (MCU) David "Gordo" Gordon (Lizzie McGuire) David Rose (Schitt's Creek) Desi Harperin (Girls) Dil Pickles (Rugrats) Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) Dodie Bishop (As Told By Ginger) Eddie Munson (Stranger Things) Edward Teach | Blackbeard (Our Flag Means Death) Elaine Benes (Seinfeld) Elijah Krantz (Girls)
Emily Deetz (Beetlejuice) Emma Geller-Green (FRIENDS) Eric Matthews (Boy Meets World) Erik Lehnsherr | Magneto (X-Men) Felicity Smoak (Arrow) Finn (Star Wars) Ford Pines (Gravity Falls) Fox Mulder (The X-Files) Fran Fine (The Nanny) Fran Parker (Girls) Francine Frensky (Arthur) Frankie Landau-Banks (The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks) Gene Belcher (Bob's Burgers) George Costanza (Seinfeld) Gert Yorkes (Marvel Runaways) Ginger Foutley (As Told By Ginger) Gomez Addams (The Addams Family) Grace Adler (Will & Grace) Grace Windkloppel Wexler (The Westing Game) Greg Universe (Steven Universe) Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls) Hal Jordan | Green Lantern (DCU) Han Solo (Star Wars) Hannah Horvath (Girls) Harley Quinn (DCU)
Harold Berman (Hey Arnold!) Harold Hooper (Sesame Street) Helen (Central Park) Holly Wheeler (Stranger Things) Howard Wolowitz (The Big Bang Theory) Ilana Wexler (Broad City) Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (Phineas and Ferb) Jack Geller (FRIENDS) Jack Zimmermann (Check Please!) Jake Berenson (Animorphs) Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Jake Wexler (The Westing Game) James "Bucky" Barnes | Winter Soldier (MCU) James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek) Jane Foster | The Mighty Thor (MCU) Jane Kerkovitch-Williams (Happy Endings) Jane Smith (Mr. & Mrs. Smith) Janet Perlstein (The Magic School Bus) Janice Littman nee Hosenstein (FRIENDS) Jean-Ralphio Saperstein (Parks & Recreation) Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) Jessi Glaser (Big Mouth) Jill Green (FRIENDS) Jillian Holtzmann (Ghostbusters: Answer the Call) Jimmy Brooks (Degrassi: The Next Generation) Jobal Naberrie (Star Wars)
Johnny Rose (Schitt's Creek) Jonathan Byers (Stranger Things) Josh Lucas (Clueless) Josh Lyman (The West Wing) Joshua Matthews (Boy Meets World, Girl Meets World) Joyce Byers (Stranger Things) Jude Lizowski (6teen) Judy Geller (FRIENDS)
Kady Orloff-Diaz (The Magicians) Karen Wheeler (Stranger Things) Kate Bishop | Hawkeye (MCU) Kate Kane | Batwoman (DCU) Kaydel Ko Connix (Star Wars) Kelsey Pokoly (Craig of the Creek) Kes Dameron (Star Wars) Kimi Finster (Rugrats) Kit Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events) Kitty Pryde (X-Men) Klaus Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events) Krusty the Clown (The Simpsons) Kyle Broflovski (South Park) Leah Birch (Big Mouth) Leia Organa (Star Wars) Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events) Lenny Briscoe (Law & Order) Lenny Bruce (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)
Leo Markus (Will & Grace) Leonard Green (FRIENDS) Lexi Howard (Euphoria HBO) Libby Stein-Torres (The Ghost and Molly McGee) Liberty Van Zandt (Degrassi: The Next Generation) Lilly Moscovitz (The Princess Diaries) Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers) Lorna Dane | Polaris (X-Men) Louis Stevens (Even Stevens) Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers) Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice) Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls) Macie Lightfoot (As Told By Ginger) Marc Spector | Moon Knight (MCU) Margaret Simon (Are You There God? It's Me Margaret) Max Blum (Happy Endings) Michael Moscovitz (The Princess Diaries) Michelle "MJ" Jones (MCU) Midge Maisel (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Mike Wheeler (Stranger Things) Min Green (Why We Broke Up) Missy Foreman-Greenwald (Big Mouth) Moira Rose (Schitt's Creek) Molly Tillerman (Central Park) Mona Lisa Saperstein (Parks & Recreation) Monica Geller (FRIENDS)
Moose Pearson (Pepper Ann) Morgan Matthews (Boy Meets World) Mort the Mortician (Bob's Burgers) Morticia Addams (The Addams Family) Ms. Frizzle (The Magic School Bus) Nadia Diamondstein (The View from Saturday) Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things) Natasha Romanov | Black Widow (MCU) Nick Birch (Big Mouth) Owen Tillerman (Central Park) Padmé Amidala Naberrie (Star Wars) Paige Hunter (Central Park) Paris Geller (Gilmore Girls) Penny Hartz (Happy Endings) Pepper Ann Pearson (Pepper Ann) Peter Parker | Spider-Man (All variants) Pietro Maximoff | Quicksilver (MCU, X-Men) Poe Dameron (Star Wars) Pugsley Addams (The Addams Family) Rachel Berenson (Animorphs) Rachel Berry (Glee) Rachel Green (FRIENDS) Rachel Menken (Mad Men) Ray Ploshansky (Girls) Rebecca Rubin (American Girl)
Ren Stevens (Even Stevens) Riley Matthews (Girl Meets World) Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible) Rose Krensky (American Girl) Ross Geller (FRIENDS) Roza Wasserstein (The Diviners) Ruth bat Seraph | Sabra (MCU) Ruwee Naberrie (Star Wars) Ryoo Naberrie (Star Wars) Sam Manson (Danny Phantom) Sam Windkloppel Westing (The Westing Game) Schmidt (New Girl) Scott Lang | Ant-Man (MCU) Sebastien LeLivre | Booker (The Old Guard) Sergei "Sam Lloyd" Lubovitch (The Diviners) Seth Cohen (The OC) Shara Bey (Star Wars) Shirley Cohen (A League of Their Own) Shoshannah Shapiro (Girls) Sola Naberrie (Star Wars) Spock (Star Trek) Stan Pines (Gravity Falls) Stanley Uris (IT, IT: Chapter Two) Steven Universe (Steven Universe) Sunny Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
T.K. Strand (9-1-1) Ted Moseby (How I Met Your Mother) Ted Wheeler (Stranger Things) The Children (How I Met Your Mother) The Goldbergs (The Goldbergs) Tina Belcher (Bob's Burgers) Tina Cohen-Chang (Glee) Tish Katsufrakis (The Weekenders)
Toby Isaacs (Degrassi: The Next Generation) Toby Ziegler (The West Wing) Tommy Pickles (Rugrats) Tommy Shepherd | Speed (MCU, X-Men) Tsabin | Sabé (Star Wars) Turtle Wexler (The Westing Game) Velma Dinkley (Scooby-Doo) Violet Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events) Wanda Maximoff | Scarlet Witch (MCU, X-Men) Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family) Will Byers (Stranger Things) Willow Rosenberg (Buffy, the Vampire Slayer) Yelena Belova | Black Widow (MCU) Yitzhak (The Old Guard) Zed Necrodopoulous (Disney Channel ZOMBIES) Zevon Necrodopoulous (Disney Channel ZOMBIES) Ziva David (NCIS) Zoey Necrodopoulous (Disney Channel ZOMBIES)
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With 230(!) votes, the results are in for round one of the Nice Jewish Character Showdown! Voting for round two is live here, and is open until 6 pm EST on Friday, October 28th. Check below the break for detailed results on the first round of voting!
The Pines twins scratched the Strilondes out of their save file, winning 88.3% of the vote (203) versus their 11.7% (17).
Tommy Pickles is being put down for his nap, losing the vote with 38.7% (89) against Ron Stoppable's 61.3% (141).
As much as I love Toby (and had him as the winner on my own bracket), his political know-how was no match for James Buchanan Barnes, raking in only a third of the votes (31.3%, 72 votes, versus 68.7% and 158).
The war of the SoCal NJBs who rocked our tv screens in the early 00's has been decided, with Seth Cohen losing the vote (19.6%, 45 votes) to Disney Channel's Gordo (80.4%, 185). The power of a bar mitzvah episode!
The first of several tight races, Gretchen Weiners has run over Cher Horowitz with a school bus (don't worry, she's fine), with a vote of 118 (51.3%) to 112 (48.7%).
Second of the neck and neck races, turns out Fran Fine is just what the doctor prescribed, beating Barbie 117 (50.9%) to 113 (49.1%). All those Christmas dresses really don't work in Babs' favor, huh?
Whatcha doin', Rachel Berry? Not winning the tournament, that's for sure! Isabella took Rachel out to the curb, with an impressive margin of 205 (89.1%) to 25 (10.9%). I'm sure Rachel will take it in stride, though -- after all, "you're all minorities, you're in the glee club" (Mr. Schue, s1e7)
In a somewhat surprising (and potentially upsetting) twist, the coded character beats the explicitly Jewish one in the battle of the Smart Bitches, knocking Christina Yang out early and keeping Miss Frizzle in the competition (175, 76.1% to 55, 23.9%). It's okay, Christina, there's space for you in the school bus. Field trip!
No surprises that our next matchup is as close as it is... with 119 votes (51.7%) to 111 (48.3%), the winner of the DC Patriarch matchup is Bruce Wayne himself, Batman. It's okay, Kal-El, I'm still thinking about the Hebrew School class when we discussed your story as a Moses allegory.
I'm convinced that Ben Grimm and Peter Parker go to the same synagogue, which makes his loss to the webslinger a bit easier to handle (29 votes to Spiderman's 201, 12.6% to 87.4%). BTW if y'all haven't read the comic where The Thing becomes canon Jewish, you're missing out.
Is anyone shocked that Spock won the Space Jews matchup? No? Me neither. As much as I love a good Futurama episode, nothing beats Nimoy. Zoidberg's going back in the dumpster he lives in behind the Planet Express building, bringing home 39 votes (17%) in comparison to Spock's whopping 191 (83%).
Yoinks, how'd the Scooby Gang manage to win this one? With a margin I by no means expected to be this definitive, the Mystery Machine pulls ahead of the ENTIRE cast of the X-Men with 154 votes (67%) to their 76 (33%).
In the war of the Magical Boys, the alchemy was not in Edward Elric's favor, getting only 39.1% of the vote (90) to Steven Universe's 60.9% (140).
The last of the neck and neck battles, turns out Sam Manson is going ghost, with 49.6% of the vote to Willow Rosenberg's 50.4% (114 to 116).
I guess my thesis had some public consensus backing, because about two thirds of y'all agree that werewolves are INCREDIBLY Jewish, 143 votes to 87 belonging to Frankenstein's Monster (62.2% and 37.8%). Stream 'Cry Wolf' on Spotify.
Oscar the Grouch's cousin Moishe is definitely pleased with the results here, with the Muppet ranking in 58.3% of the vote against Jake the Dog's 41.7% (134 to 96).
#nice jewish character showdown#here are the tags for the round two contenders:#gravity falls#kim possible#marvel#lizzie mcguire#mean girls#the nanny#phineas and ferb#the magic school bus#dc comics#star trek#scooby doo#steven universe#buffy the vampire slayer#sesame street#jumblr#nice jewish character showdown 2022
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Masterlist
A collection of all the writing I’ve done for movies released between 2000-2009 (Last updated 5/1/2022). Names of characters are links to dating hcs; everything else is pretty self explanatory. Posts towards the bottom of this list are older and therefore not as good: I’ll probably be rewriting them at some point but I hope you enjoy them anyway!
For movies from 2010 onward, check out @exceptionimagines
And for Marvel movies (including MCU phases 1-4 and the X-men franchise), check out @babybamf
Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Ron Weasley
- NSFW
Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy
- NSFW
Blaise Zabini
- NSFW
Fred Weasley
Fred dating a non-pranking, younger girl from a different house
George Weasley
George Weasley having a crush on you
Seamus Finnegan
Sirius Black
Oliver Wood
Viktor Krum
- NSFW
Viktor with a motherly s/o who loves to cook
Night at the Museum
Ahkmenrah
Al Capone
Kahmunrah
Napoleon Bonaparte
The Great Gatsby (Now a part of my other blog)
Jay Gatsby
- NSFW
Inglorious Basterds
Preference~The Basterds as parents
Donny Donowitz (Uncompleted)
- NSFW
Donny with a soft male! basterd s/o
Saw
Adam Stanheight
Final Destination
Tod Waggner
- NSFW
Jeepers Creepers
Darry Jenner
- NSFW
House Of Wax
Nick Jones
Bo Sinclair
Donnie Darko
Donnie Darko
Jennifers Body
Jennifer Check
Thirteen Ghosts
Dennis Rafkin
Royce Clayton (Torn Prince)
Horace Mahoney (The Juggernaut)
Pitch Black
Riddick
Signs
Merill Hess
What Lies Beneath
Being married to and having children with Claire
Bruiser
Henry Creedlow
The Alter Boys
Tim Sullivan
Chasing 3000
Roger Straka
Speed Racer
Sparky
Santa Clause 3
Jack Frost
High School Musical
Troy Bolton
- NSFW
She’s The Man
Duke Orsino
- NSFW
Bring It On
Cliff Pantone
Mean Girls
Cady Heron
Aaron Samuels
- NSFW
Regina George
Gretchen Weiners
Karen Smith
Loser (2000)
Noah (tw:sa)
Twilight
Paul Lahote
Jasper Hale (Uncompleted)
Jasper having a crush on you
Jasper meeting a lost boys-esque s/o
Emmett Cullen (Uncompleted)
Emmett meeting his Denali clan s/o for the first time
Alistair(Uncompleted)
Alistairs mate reuniting with her sister Esme
The Covenant
Chase Collins (Uncompleted)
Chase being in love with the fifth member of the covenant
Pogue Parry (Uncompleted)
Being Calebs twin and dating Pogue
Reid Garwin (Uncompleted)
Reid dating Tylers older sister; the mom of the group
Pearl Harbor
Danny Walker
Rafe McCawley
Brothers
Tommy Cahill having a crush on you
#masterlist#hp headcanons#early 2000s movie imagine#early 2000s movie imagines#early 2000s imagine#early 2000s movie headcanons#the covenant imagine#harry potter imagine
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Shards - Part 5
Final one!
A Handful of Malec snippets, based on various prompts. Alec Lightwood x Magnus Bane - Fluff and romance with a spot of angst.
41. Winter
“Don’t be mad.”
Magnus glanced up from the book he was reading, to the face of the Shadowhunter in the doorway. He raised an eyebrow inquisitively. “Why would I be mad?” he asked. When Alec didn’t answer he sighed and placed his book down on the coffee table. “Alexander?”
“I said don’t be mad.” The Shadowhunter narrowed his eyes and then glanced down.
Magnus followed his gaze and noticed an odd-shaped lump in Alec’s jacket.
“What is that?” Magnus asked, alarmed. He stood up and took a step towards Alec. “Did you get injured on patrol? Are you hurt? If you got hurt again and Jace didn’t call me I’m going to-”
“Stop.” Alec interrupted. He raised an arm towards Magnus, warning him to stay back, and then reached his other hand inside his jacket.
Magnus’ watched his boyfriend uneasily. If Alec clearly wasn’t injured, but he was still acting strange. If he’d brought home another newfangled weapon he wasn’t going to be happy. He’d almost burned down the living room trying to work out how to use a flamethrower last week and Magnus had finally put his foot down. The apartment was a weapon-free zone. Well, except Alec’s bow of course, but that was hardly a fire risk.
But when the Shadowhunter’s hand emerged Magnus had to stifle a laugh.
“I found her in the alley next to the subway station.” He said, gazing down at the small ball of white fluff in his hand. “Her name is Winter - she doesn’t have a tag or anything, I just thought it suited her. She just looked so sad, I couldn’t leave her there and we already have cat food and other cat stuff for Chairman Meow and… well, can we keep her?”
The expression on his face was enough to make Magnus melt. The warlock reached out a hand, slowly, as not to frighten the animal, and the kitten nuzzled her damp nose into his palm.
“Well, seeing as you’ve already named her.” He smiled as Alec’s face lit up and then bent down to get a better look at their new friend.
“Hi, Winter,” he murmured, “welcome home.”
42. Film
“So -- what’s it like, being a vampire?”
“Aline!” Isabelle looked appalled. “You can’t just go around asking people what it’s like to be a vampire!”
Alec snorted, drawing the girls’ attention to him.
“What?” Isabelle asked, glaring at him.
Alec shrugged. “Nothing, Gretchen Weiners.”
“Did you just call her a weiner?” Aline swiveled to face Alec.
“Urm, no.” Alec spluttered. Weren’t they just fighting? Why was everyone staring at him now? “I just… it’s from a film,” he finished lamely.
“Yeah right” Isabelle scoffed, “Since when do you watch films?”
“Yeah,” Aline agreed, “which film is it from?”
“It’s… uh. A film about a mundane high school.” Alec could feel the heat rising in his cheeks.
“Oh! Mean Girls.” Simon, who had been standing quietly in the corner, forgotten during their exchange, piped up. “It’s a chick flick with Lindsay Lohan in. Hey-,” he smiled at Alec, “that’s quite funny.”
Alec ignored the vampire’s praise and focussed on Izzy. As soon as Simon had said the words ‘chick flick’ a large smile had spread across her face.
“Ohhh,” she said, grinning “Is this Magnus’s influence?”
“Magnus?” Aline’s brow crinkled.
“Alec’s sort-of boyfriend.” Simon supplied, helpfully.
“Boyfriend?” Now Aline was grinning.
“Urgggh!” Alec moaned, hiding his glowing face behind his hands. Next time Magnus requested a movie night, he thought, Alec was going to choose the film himself.
43. Green
Green will mend our broken hearts.
Magnus winced as he caught a glimpse of his emerald green dress shirt in the reflection of a restaurant window as he made his way across the street. After another long, restless night he hadn’t put much thought into how he’d dressed that morning, simply pulling on the first thing his tired hands had dug out from the wardrobe. The irony, that on this day in particular, his random selection had turned out to be green hadn’t hit him until this moment, when the flash of colour bought that line from the old Shadowhunter nursery rhyme to the front of his mind.
The corner of his lips quirked up ruefully, somewhere between a grimace and a smile, and he wondered briefly, as he weaved purposefully between the New Yorkers cluttering the sidewalk, whether his subconscious had pushed him towards this shirt. Maybe decades of living with a Shadowhunter, of upholding their customs and traditions had actually rubbed off on him. Maybe his unconscious yearning to heal, to mend, made him willing to believe in something as childish as the power of colours.
The smile slipped from his lips as he walked through a set of tall iron gates, leaving the bustle of the city behind. He paused for a moment, adjusting to the heavy silence that enveloped the area like a fog, and then headed up the well worn path along the side of the cemetery towards the marble angel statue that he knew overlooked the rest of the grounds. The same statue he’d visited every day for the past five years.
No. After all this time, if there was one thing Magnus had learnt, it was that nothing could fix a broken heart. There was no healing, no mending, no moving on. You simply had to bear the pain, and try to survive.
44. Punk
“What are you wearing?”
Alec paused, mug of coffee halfway to his mouth, as he stared at his boyfriend.
“Fabulous, isn’t it?” The warlock gave a wiggle and then twirled so that Alec could see the outfit from every angle.
“No. I mean, you look good,” said Alec, abandoning his coffee on the counter. “Well, great actually. But you’re not going out like that?”
“Of course not.” Magnus waved his hand dismissively at the Shadowhunter. “I’d freeze in this weather.”
Alec nodded mutely, taking in Magnus’s clothes. Or rather, lack of clothes. The warlock was wearing a pair of black ultra-skinny jeans that appeared to be made entirely of scraps of material held together by safety pins and, Alec suspected, willpower. His oversized charcoal t-shirt had a large rip in the side that revealed more than a little of his toned caramel skin and his eyes were ringed artfully with a black glittery eyeshadow that matched the sparkles in his inky spiked hair.
To Alec, he looked like pure, unadulterated sex.
“I wore this in the ‘80s you know,” Magnus circled the kitchen slowly, so Alec could take in the full effect of his clothing. “I was quite the punk in those days, got myself into all sorts of mischief.” He dropped one eyelid in a single glittering wink and smirked when Alec almost choked. “I just wanted to see if it still fit.”
“Uh-huh.” Alec was starting to feel like he was missing something, like he was an unwitting participant in some sort of game. “I thought that was kind of the thing with being immortal though, and, well you. You don’t exactly grow out of your clothes do you?”
Magnus paused. He leaned forward over the counter and tilted his head as if deep in thought. Then he drummed a finger against his lips. Alec’s gaze dropped to the older man’s mouth and he swallowed unconsciously. Was it him or was the kitchen getting a little warm?
“Well,” Magnus said, finally. “I guess you’re right, but you can never be too careful. I have a few more outfits I wanted to try on, maybe you can come and give me your opinion?” He raised an eyebrow at the Shadowhunter.
“Oh?” Alec’s brow furrowed. Magnus wanted him to look at his outfits? But he knew Alec was useless with fashion - oh. He smiled as the realisation clicked in his head. “Oh,” he smiled shyly at the warlock who was now grinning openly at him, and took his outstretched hand. “Yeah, ok, sure.”
45. Paranoia
He was running, sprinting full out into the darkness, legs pumping, thundering down the street as if his only hope of escape was to keep running. And it was, his only hope. The creatures that had been following him for the past three days were almost upon him. He couldn’t see them, in fact he hadn’t managed to get a good look at them this whole time, but he could hear them. That shrill, screeching screaming sound that started as a low buzz and then exploded into ratcheting peals as they grew closer. This is what it would sound like if demons could laugh, he thought.
Alec swerved left, cutting into the narrow path between two tall, dilapidated buildings and swore violently. It was a dead end.
He must have gotten turned around. Years of patrolling the streets of Brooklyn with Jace and Izzy meant he knew the city inside and out, he’d never been cornered before, not unless it was part of the plan - using the tight space as a tactical advantage or luring whatever hell beast they were tracking into a trap. This time he was the one who had been caught.
He ran his hands frantically across the rough, uneven surface of the brick wall in front of him, hoping to find a jutting stone, an exposed pipe, anything he could use as leverage. But there was nothing.
With a start, he realised that the screaming had stopped, replaced by the heavy thumping sound of blood pumping in his ears. His body was exhausted, three days of hiding and running had driven him to the edge of his physical limits, now he’d finally stopped, he didn’t even have enough energy to defend himself. His legs shook and his muscles ached. The only thing that seemed to be working was his heart, he could feel it pulsing, pounding wildly in his chest as it pushed blood, thick and sluggish around his body.
When he heard it he almost wondered if he’d be able to move. But his body acted on autopilot, years of training kicking his muscles into one last burst that spun him out to the side, away from the dark, hulking shape that lurched towards him. He hit the side of one of the buildings and then sank to the ground, legs finally giving out. Through wavering vision he finally caught a glimpse of his attackers. The three looming beasts were unlike any demons he’d seen before. They had legs and arms, like a human, but their limbs were impossibly long, as if they had been stretched too far. Red glowing eyes were set deep into the thick, cracked black skin that coated their bodies and as one of them opened their mouth to emit a piercing shriek, Alec saw rows upon rows of sharp grey teeth.
The tallest demon, the one that had shrieked, towered over him and raised one long, thin arm. As strands of blistering purple venom erupted from the creature, Alec closed his eyes and allowed his body to close down. Huh, he thought, as the world darkened around him and heat spread through his body, I always thought this would be cold.
Izzy knelt beside her brother’s collapsed body and checked his pulse.
“It’s there but it’s weak,” she said. “We need to get him back before he wakes up.”
Magnus nodded in agreement and shot a few more flickers of magic into Alec before lowering his arm. “I don’t know if I can keep him under for much longer, although he seems pretty exhausted.”
“Yeah, you’d almost think he’d been on the run for three days.” Jace commented dryly.
Izzy cocked her head towards him. “It’s not funny Jace,” She chided, “that demon bite clearly did something to his brain.”
“I didn’t say it was funny. If anything, it’s shocking - who knew Alec could outrun either of us for three days. He’s not exactly Captain America.”
“Children.” Magnus glared at them. “Do you think we could do this when Alec is venom-free? Paranoia demon bites might not be fatal but they still pack a punch.” He watched as Izzy and Jace nodded, then bent to pick up Alec.
“And,” he added as he conjured a portal and stepped through, “I really don’t fancy having to fight off a hallucinating shadowhunter again.”
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masterlist
one-shots
mean girls
janis sarkisian:
writing & painting (fluff)
perfect detail (fluff/angst?)
cheesy rom-com ending (fluff)
regina george:
not drunk (fluff)
the beautiful things about you (fluff)
summer nights (fluff)
cady heron:
confessions and cracked tiaras (fluff)
hamilton
hamilcast;
to make you proud
headcanons
mean girls
janis sarkisian
dating janis would include...
jealous janis would include...
janis dating an innocent reader would include...
janis dating a (former) plastic would include...
cuddles with janis would include...
janis dating a mathlete would include...
how you and janis met
fights with janis would include...
janis dating ms. norbury’s daughter would include...
janis dating regina’s sister would include...
regina george:
dating regina would include...
jealous regina would inclde...
cady heron
dating cady would include...
gretchen weiners
dating gretchen would include...
karen smith
dating karen would include...
kevin g
dating kevin would include...
kevin dating a plastic would include...
aaron samuels
dating aaron would include...
platonic
being a plastic would include...
being best friends with janis and damian would include...
dear evan hansen
evan hansen
dating evan would include...
jared kleinman
dating jared would include...
heathers
heather chandler
dating heather c would include...
series
a catuionary tale: regina george x reader
part i: apex predator
part ii: someone gets hurt
part iii: world burn
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STAGE NAME | Juno. ‘ 주노
FULL NAME | Hwang Saehyun. ‘ 황새현
BIRTH NAME | Jo Hyungseo. ‘ 조형서
ENGLISH NAME | Emily Hwang.
BIRTHDAY | February 14th , 1996.
ZODIAC | Aquarius.
HEIGHT | 177cm (5′10)
BIRTHPLACE | Seongbuk-gu , Seoul , South Korea
HOMETOWN | St Leonard , Sydney , New South Wales , Australia .
ETHNICITY | Korean.
NATIONALITY | Australian / Korean.
LANGUAGES | Korean , English , Japanese
— RELATIONS
Mother : Hwang Seonghan
Father : Jo Hyungmin
Brother : Jo Hyungjoon / Adrian Jo.
— PERSONALITY TRAITS
is she even alive — emily’s kinda prone to being a person who seems like they cannot focus. like at all. but it might be that she looks kinda dull at times but she does listen i promise.
is she gretchen weiners or is she just stupid — she has a sort of airhead personality in the sense that her common sense isn’t really all there so she says some pretty dumb things that she doesn’t always fully understand and that gets her in trouble a lot
omg sandy cheeks wHo? — i mean i don’t know why I chose that description but she’s a real big brained boi (you can tell right) who’s surprisingly really mature like dude?? break a vase, she won’t get mad , take her man, she won’t get mad like my guy,,
it’s not that deep — she tends to pay attention to the absolute tiniest things that wouldn’t be seen as that relevant and keeps them as a bank in her head in case she needs them,,, which I mean is cool but,,, it also means that she brings up the absolute pettiest things up in fights and then it just gets annoying as fuck real quick.
SOCIALS
INSTAGRAM | eclipse_smtown // hyuhum — 8.2m followers , 1 following.
CAREER
COMPANY | SM
TRAINING PERIODS | 1 years
DEBUT | 4th of March , 2016.
POSITION(S) | lead singer, dancer.
VOICE CLAIM(S) | (x)
STATS
VOCAL | 82%
RAPPING | 39%
DANCING | 66%
ACTING | 42%
VARIETY | 71%
SONGWRITING | 41%
MORE PHOTOS
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Everything that got changed and/or cut on the Mean Girls OBCR (Act 1)
A Cautionary Tale
No changes here, although I wish they had separated the overture from the actual song and made it its own track.
It Roars
Cady’s full line is: “America? Maybe I can meet an obese person.” Before Cady sings, “Mom I would love that...” she says, “Real school?!” After “And Starbucks venti chai,” Mr. Heron says, “Chicago has both skateboards and rapping,” and then Ms. Heron says, “Chicago it is!”
Also cut was:
Cady: “Could you show me where the cafeteria is?” Christian: “I could.”
and
Cady: “Hey, I’m a little lost.” Dawn: “Try Google Maps.”
Where Do You Belong?
At 3:09, there’s a dialogue break:
Cady: “Oh, a Kenya jacket! Hujambo rafiki!” Rachel: “What did you call me?” Damian: “NOPE. Those are the woke seniors. Hey Rachel. You look cute. I liked your post about intersectional veganism.” [waves hand in front of Rachel’s face] “See? Nothing. She can tell we’re idiots.”
Meet the Plastics
Again, I wish they had separated this track. There’s an entire scene that happens between this song and “Meet the Plastics (Reprise).”
Stupid With Love
Between “When I was five...” and “When I was ten...” Cady and Aaron have this exchange:
Aaron: “Ms. Norbury is tough and a little weird, but you get to like her eventually.” Cady: “Oh, like snake meat.”
They also cut Cady and Aaron high fiving after Aaron says, “Jinx.”
Apex Predator
At 1:13 they cut this:
Caitlyn: “Regina George saved my life once. Because one time, at Weiner Circle, she saw that I was choking and she told me to stop choking. AND I DID.” Rachel: “Regina George is considered the prettiest girl in school, and I’m like, okay white people.” Sophie: “When Regina George is around, I feel like no one can even see me. Like I don’t even—” Lizzie: “They tell us to be ourselves. They tell us looks don’t matter, and then they literally have a school contest every year where we give Regina a crown.”
After that is:
Regina: “Cady, look at these shoes. I might buy you those suede heels to lift your butt.” Cady: “Thanks.” Gretchen and Karen: “The shoes? Buy them! Buy them! Buy them!”
At 2:08 they cut this scene:
Gretchen: “So, have you seen any guys you think are cute yet?” Cady: “There’s this guy in my calculus class... Aaron Samuels.” Gretchen: “CAW-CAW-CAW-CAW-CAW NO. That’s Regina’s ex-boyfriend. He just broke up with her this summer.” Karen: “I thought she dumped him for Shane Oman.” Gretchen: “Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism. Don’t worry, I’ll never tell Regina what you said.” Regina: [walks up] Gretchen and Karen: “SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY.”
What’s Wrong With Me?
At 1:25 Cady says, “I’m going to go home now,” and Gretchen says, “Okay, fun, see you tomorrow.”
Stupid With Love (Reprise)
No changes.
Sexy
After Karen sings, “Looking like what people wanna see,” they cut the male ensemble singing, “WHOA-OH OH.”
Someone Gets Hurt
No changes. I still prefer the DC version.
Revenge Party
After Janis says, “And we’re going to make her pay,” Cady says, “What?”
At 0:46 they cut this:
Janis: “I have dreamed of this day for many years but I have never had an inside man.” Damian: “I almost did once, at governor’s school, but I got nervous.”
At 1:03 they cut:
Gretchen: “Also, Regina wanted me to give you this.” [hugs Cady] Cady, Janis, and Damian: “EWWW.”
When they say, “YAS CADY” the real lyric is “YAS BITCH.”
After Janis says, “Next we take away Regina’s only accomplishment: being a hot person,” they cut:
Damian: “Yeah, but how?” Cady: “I know how!” [pulls Kalteen bar out of pocket] Cady, Damian, and Janis: “HUH HUH HUH KAL-TEEN!”
Cady says, “I’m so fat and disgusting,” but the full line is “I’m so fat and disgusting right now.”
After Regina says, “I need to lose three pounds,” they cut:
Regina: “How many calories from fat?” Cady: “Zero. You just cross-multiply X over a thousand and then divide by .35 kilograms and—” Regina: “WHATEVER.”
At 2:30, they cut:
Cady: “Hey, girl. Are you sending any candy canes?” Regina: “I don’t send them; I just get them.”
Fearless
Bring back Justice
There’s a slightly longer pause between “Who is my boss” and “now Regina is gone” but that’s really nitpicky.
They cut Gretchen’s dance break at 2:56.
At 3:27, they cut (excluding italicized line):
Regina: “I forgot these.” [picks up box of Kalteen bars.” Cady: “Regina, I’m sorry this had to happen.” Regina: “Sorry what had to happen? I’m not dead. I’ll see you in gym in eight minutes. Enjoy your eight minutes.” Cady: “You made these rules.”
#i'll do act two tomorrow i'm going to sleep#mean girls#mean girls the musical#mean girls musical#mean girls broadway#i'm gwen and i approve this message
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Hand Gesture (손짓) Halloween One Shot
Also posted in AFF
Photos not mine. All found in Google. But I created the moodboard
Author: @loeyeolty AU: Canon Genre: Crack with a little Hurt/Comfort Pairing: Multiple EXO members x Multiple OCs Trigger Warning: None Word Count: 2,325
Plot: After Jongdae ends up things with Iseul, the good-looking man with the white mask and black tux didn't seem so bad...
This Oneshot follows the ‘Tear You Apart’ Universe but it’s not necessarily a sequel. It can be read as a standalone.
"Is this..your autograph?"
"Yes, by now, you could guess who I am."
I squint at the signature on my cast, I rack my brains to recall but "I'm sorry, I don't recognize.."
"Okay, let's make a deal, you can ask questions about me, and I can ask questions about you and Jongdae's breakup."
Mr. Phantom pitches a proposal I can't resist because, with the length of our conversation, I am just dying out of curiosity to know who he is.
"But how do you know that Jongdae and I?"
"Oppa knows everything."
Chohee POV
"Can you tone it down? Iseul is.."
Iseul is a fucking mess. I could barely mouth those words, staring at the disheveled girl shoving avocado ice cream down her throat and covered in snot.
"I just got our costumes from the mail, Iseul will be Regina George, Chohee you be Karen, while I'll be Gretchen because my hair is so big it's full of secrets.."
I made a hand gesture, slitting my hand against my throat towards Hyoeun, hoping that through my telepathic signals, she would shut up.
"You're Karen eonni because your boobs can tell the weather.." she didn't get the message.
"While Jongdae can be Aaron Samuels.." oh fuck Hyoeun said the worst word in this situation.
"JONGDAEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Iseul wailed in the same manner as Jongdae's perilous 'ah wae'.
"Why, what's wrong?" Hyo approached the crying heartbroken girl and patted her in reassuring strokes.
"Shit Iseul, I didn't know.."
"That's because you rarely come home here. You practically live in Chanyeol's apartment!" Iseul hissed.
"What! No, I'm just..busy with..work.. you know.." she stuttered. "overtime is a killer."
I do not know how to break this down gently but, I butted in
"Jongdae wrote a song for their next album, about.." I cleared the lump in my throat, "Handjobs."
"You see, this," Iseul stretched out her right hand, in a tiny bandage.
"Ever since I started my new writing job, my carpal tunnel has gotten worse. The doctor explicitly told me to 'avoid all jobs involving your hands.’ "
Hyoeun smirked, seemingly understanding what the doctor meant.
"Doctor also told me to rest my left hand, as it was starting to show symptoms of carpal as well."
Hyo makes a joke, trying to lighten the situation, but failed. "Hmm.. the carpal tunnel of love."
"Iseul has been taking care of her hands for the past 6 months.." I grabbed a scoop of Iseul's ice cream, but she refused to share.
"This has been going on for 6 months? and I was not informed?" How irrational of Hyo.
"Little did I know that while I was taking care of my hands, someone else’s hands were taking care of Jongdae's.." Iseul bawls out again.
"Jongdae showed me the prototype lyrics of 'Sonjit', then I apologized for being a bad girlfriend for the past six months," due to a shortage of tissues, Iseul found purchase on the next best thing to wipe her runny nose, Hyo's baggy sweater.
"Then he said..he was the one who should apologize because he has needs, and he has sourced out his needs elsewhere.."
"Jongdae's a fucking asshole. Where is he?" Hyo tightens her fist into a ball, ready to run out of the door.
"It's okay Hyo," Iseul pulls Hyo back, pinching her sweater, now covered with snot at the backside. "You haven't heard the worst yet."
"I screamed at him, I wanted to break up. The bitch had the fucking nerve to beg. He told me not to throw away the 4 years we were together, that I overlook this instance of his cheating.."
Iseul's breathing was gradually replaced by rapid pants, and more blows to Hyo's clothing, much to her annoyance.
"I just blacked out, and before I knew it, I had injured my left hand by slamming his door all too hastily and forcefully..hence the new bandage on my left hand."
"Oh Iseul honey, at this rate the only Halloween costume fitting for you would be Samurai X's Shishio Makoto.." Iseul buries herself in Hyo's comforting arms.
"Chanyeol and I are planning a Halloween after party at his place, we should all go, dance, drink, have fun and forget that shit of an asshole Jongdae."
"Chanyeol and you?" I raised my brow at the thought.
"I meant Chanyeol, I'm not involved in the planning whatsoever."
"You're so defensive," I quipped and rummaged through Hyo's Halloween costumes. "They're all pink."
"What if Jongdae's there?" Iseul sniffled.
"I'll make sure he isn't on the guest list." Hyo confidently surmised, wiping off the snot off her hoodie.
"You're in charge of the guest list? So I guess you and Chanyeol are really the hosts?" it's been a year since we caught them and honestly everyone is fucking tired of their secret rendezvous. "Just fucking admit it Hyo, everyone already knows."
Hyo rolls her eyes at me, ignoring my comment. Iseul changes the topic.
"But what about me? I will look like shit in any costume, I'm handicapped as fuck."
"We can fix that." Hyo beamed.
~~~~~
Iseul POV
A Baekhyun dressed in cony pajamas and eye mask greets us and hands us various drinks.
"Chohee!" He squealed. Wherever we go, Hyoeun and I disappear in Baekhyun's eyes, all he sees is Chohee Chohee Chohee.
"You are all dressed in pink, you look pretty tonight!" Baekhyun chugs down a pink-tinged drink, the bitter aftertaste reaches his throat, evident from the sour face he made.
"Thanks, I'm Gretchen Weiners, Chohee is Karen.." Hyo proudly shows off our pink tops and pink micro skirts then whisper something close to Baekhyun. The latter's face lights up, much to the suspense of Chohee and I.
"And you are?" Baekhyun turns to me.
"She's Regina George after she got hit by a bus.." Hyo I am going to fucking kill you.
Hyo deliberately dressed me up with a metal neck and body braces, with both of my hands bandaged.
"oh yeah, I recall she got hit by the bus.." Baekhyun giggled. Despite how embarrassing I looked, at least people recognized me as Regina George.
"Chohee," Baekhyun shoves me and Hyo away, making his way to Chohee. "So I heard your breasts can tell the weather?"
~~~~~
Let's all go to Chanyeol's Halloween Party. It would be fun they said. We'll never leave you alone they said. Of course, they're having fun. Hyo has run off with her iron man, Baekhyun remains captivated by Chohee's weather-predicting breasts. and I’m here stuck in a corner with my handicapped hands.
"I've never seen anyone with much dedication to their costume, even binding their hands in a cast," a guy, clad in a tux with a cape, but his face covered with a mask sits on the bar beside me.
"Oh they're real," I push myself to make conversation. Usually, I'm an introvert, having a boyfriend like Jongdae, you never had a shortage of people around you, but now I'm on my own.
"What? What happened to you Ms. Regina-George -after -the -bus -hit- her?" Mr. Phantom of the Opera grabs my wrists gently and examines them on the bar table.
"How did you know I was Regina George?" I was surprised.
"Someone stuck a sticker on your back, reading those exact words. You have good friends." He chuckled
Hyo..I will get my revenge on you..today..or someday. You'll see. My eyes narrowed involuntarily.
"Don't be so mad over Hyo. Or we can plot revenge over her. One blowjob please," he motions to the bartender.
"Are you a mind reader? who are you?"
"You don't know me Iseul?"
His hand tried to pry off his mask, only to put it back again.
"I'm the Phantom of the Opera."
"It wouldn't be fun if I revealed myself so easily, Iseul." So I see, this guy is trying to play a game. He better be handsome behind that mask or else I'm suing.
"I don't like talking to people who won't even tell me their name, thank you." I wanted to walk away but I realized I could not push myself off the bar stool without external help.
"Are you...trying to ..escape?"
The man laughed at my futile efforts, tears forming beside my eyes.
"Yes, but my hands hurt. I have carpal tunnel due for surgery next week.."
I tried pushing myself down, but to no avail, hearing his gentle chuckles only added fuel to the fire.
"Please stop laughing at my efforts."
"I would say you're so darn cute and pretty right now, only if you weren't Jongdae's girlfriend." He watched me struggle all the more.
"Thanks but complements won't help me get off this chair.."
"No, pls stay Iseul-ssi, I have lots of wisdom to impart to you as the phantom of the opera.."
"We don't have anything in common, I don't even know your name, Mister."
"We both have carpal tunnel."
And at that moment, I stopped trying to escape. Like a pickup line, We both have carpal tunnel, was magic to my ears, gravitating me towards him.
I shimmied back to my seat, "you have my attention now,"
Mr. Phantom was very knowledgeable. He shared with me his knowledge and experience regarding our common illness...oh god is this what understanding feels like? Being with Jongdae for a long time, I have felt his gradual coldness towards me, especially since I started getting sick with my hands and all that.
When I told Jongdae before that my wrists needed rest, all I got in return was a simple "mmm." followed up by a rather disgusting question, "so can you do things with your feet?'
I do not know how my romantic relationship with Jongdae turned into sour and soulless just there for sex relationship. I feel so used.
"Iseul-ssi are you alright?" Mr. Phantom has released my hand back to me, after drunkenly examining it.
"Sorry, I just got trapped in my thoughts," I noticed a not-so-tiny scribble on my left hand.
"Is this..your autograph?"
"Yes, by now, you could guess who I am."
I squint at the signature on my cast, I rack my brains to recall but "I'm sorry, I don't recognize.."
"Okay, let's make a deal, you can ask questions about me, and I can ask questions about you and Jongdae's breakup."
Mr. Phantom pitches a proposal I can't resist because, with the length of our conversation, I am just dying out of curiosity to know who he is.
"But how do you know that Jongdae and I?"
"Oppa knows everything."
We were momentarily distracted when Chanyeol (minus his ironman headgear) takes the DJ stage and starts playing his own mixes, screaming "everybody stand, put your hands up!"
Mr. Phantom follows suit, as well as everyone, leaving me glued to my seat.
Looking at everyone having fun, screaming at the top of their lungs, and all I could think about was how fun it would be if Jongdae were here. But no, he was not the one who has his hands nor heartbroken.
It was then that I realized that Mr. Phantom was looking at me, with concerned eyes.
"I'm sorry, I forgot you could not dance right now."
"No, it's okay, I think I'm not fit to party right now. I think I should head home, You should enjoy the party."
"No, don't go home. You'll be left alone with your thoughts, thinking about your break up over and over."
"It's kinda eerie that you know me so well. I wanna make a wild guess Phantom-ssi... are you Shinee's Jonghyun?"
"I'm actually offended that you thought of me as that.." he scoffed.
"Then... Taemin?" I cocked my head to the side, I honestly have no clue who this man is.
"Grab your friends, grab your lover, grab your dates, today's Hallow's eve, as we countdown to October 31!" Chanyeol growled through his mic.
"Chanyeol's weird, I've never heard of Halloween countdowns before," our eyes met and both of us shrugged in unison.
From the corner of my eye, I saw Baekhyun grab in his arms my friend, Chohee. Hyo was rushing to go to Chanyeol's Dj booth, among other couples, holding onto each other.
"This is rather awkward," my seatmate breathed.
"...Do you want to step out?" He added.
"That's a better suggestion. I'm getting claustrophobic in this party." Mr. Phantom offers his hand, helping you go down the bar stool, and slowly leads you the way out.
"This is better," you find the perfect spot on the rooftop of Chanyeol's apartment. Your companion looks dashing under the moonlight, the autumn breeze blowing thru his cape. You secretly wished the wind would blow away his mask too.
Common sense dictated that it is wrong to share secrets with a stranger, but he didn't seem like one at all. Your blow by blow account of Jongdae's disregard for your health and eventual breakup did not seem to shock him at all.
"You don't seem shocked by what I am saying," you paused and looked at your friend who was drawing comforting circles with his palm across your cold back.
"Because I know everything, I know the girl he cheated on you with. I feel guilty that I had known before but because it was your relationship, the rest of the boys decided to stay mum."
Despite his warm hand on your back, you felt chills run down your spine.
"You're cold," Mr phantom drapes his cape over you.
"So... you're one of EXO?" You gasped. "And who is this girl?"
"Make a guess," a faint smile cracked under his mask.
"Xiumin? Are you Xiumin?"
"Wrong."
"Kyungsoo?"
"Get your thoughts together Iseul, Kyungsoo was staring at us a while ago. He was that grudge kid… Final hint: Iseul I’ve always had a crush on you and I hated the fact that you were Jongdae's girlfriend. You are an awesome girl and.."
"Junmyeon?" Come to think of it. Jongdae rarely took you out with Suho. All of his friends that you’ve known were Chanyeol and Baekhyun. Sometimes Sehun, sometimes Kai. But almost never Suho.
Mr phantom slowly takes off his mask, revealing his impeccable facial features coupled with the smirk on his face
Like gravity, he pulls you in and you lean in as he gives you a soft peck on your lips,
He was slow and gentle enough, measuring if you were ready for more
Junmyeon immediately draws out, but not far enough from you. Your foreheads touching as he pleads
"I'm sorry."
"I'm drunk.." indeed he tasted like sweet liquor.
"It's okay, I'm sober, Junmyeon."
"Can I kiss you Iseul?"
You pull him in closer, stifling your giggles "you just did!"
The first time was a wonder, the second time was deeper.
"I have always found you interesting too but right now, I'm so angry over what happened..." You glance at Junmyeon who looks more handsome without the mask.
"It wasn't your fault Iseul. I guess Jongdae, he was an asshole. He had been stringing Seulgi all along you were dating."
Junmyeon reassuringly places your bandaged hands on his lap.
"And I’m so sorry this happened to you."
"None of this is your fault Junmyeon, I am just glad someone listened to me tonight."
You tried to smile at Junmyeon despite your throbbing aching heart, and he reciprocated with a heartwarming smile too.
"Iseul I still can’t believe he blamed his lack of handjobs to your carpal.. when in fact he has been cheating all along..."
Junmyeon shakes his head. "I am not angry at my friend but I am so disappointed in him."
"Hey my hands may be injured right now but I can still do other things.."
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Y’ALL GIVE LOVE TO @loeyeolty for writing again after being slumped in life and work for months!!! 💖💖💖
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She’s No Angel: Update
Hi👋🏾 So I’m just here to say how’s it going? Did you all abandon me in hate because of how I sent you guys on a rollercoaster of wtf? Or the fact that I made you wait a month and you forgot about me? I hope not because I really took this month and I actually DID something! Besides getting an A in College Chem (Sorry gotta brag about that one), I’ve actually finished writing 19/20 parts for Chapter Two!!! Okay, I lead like 18.25/20. But anyways, like you idk wtf is going on (jk jk [lowkey not] jk). So I’m going to post the new parts Thursday @ 10pm est. They most likely would be every other week because:
1. I need another break.
2. The break helps for the writing.
3. School Starts
4. It’s time to look for colleges and do a good job the beginning of senior year😋
Even though I mostly identify with Regina George, atm, I’m going to be a Gretchen Weiner because I’m trying to make this happen👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
(Ignore everything but the Alarm) So I’m being basic and trying to make Technician Thursday a thing, where I like post a bunch of Matt stuff even though (spoiler that I won’t say) yeah, but basically it’s She’s No Angel Thursday. Idk Technician Thursday sounded cool because of the T’s. Anyways, if you want to submit things just let me know, and I’ll open up submissions again.
But, reread Chapter one. I’ll be posting Chapter Two in 00:18:05:(seconds move to fast).
I really hope you guys enjoy and I very much look forward to our chats (our rants). Please send alot, I MISS YOU GUYS!!
❤️
x S
P.S.: Okay so I actually read Chapter One (HELLA ERRORS). But, like damn, I still love Lucky, I’m sorry. I’m just very disappointed.
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Hollywood Blackout: 10 Roles that Black actors COULD play, but probably won’t
Amidst all they fuckery going on with White nationalist rallies and monumental clapbacks, I think its time to followup our Hollywood Whitewash feature with Pt.2 Hollywood Blackout.
1. Ving Rhames as Tony Soprano
Yea, we are starting with an easy one, but I think Rhames would have an interesting take on the character. Plus we need to destigmatize therapy in our community, almost as much as Tony’s crew needed to.
(RIP JAMES GANDOLFINI)
2.Janelle Monae as Audrey Hepburn
Janelle Monae is just as iconic in colour as she is in Black and White. Paired with Style icon of days past, Audrey Hepburn, the Electric Lady adds an updated flash of elegance.
(RIP AUDREY HEPBURN)
3. Andre Benjamin as David Bowie
Andre Benjamin as David Bowie. Look at these two futurists chillin in tuxes on the red carpet . . .
. . .
AND HERE THEY ARE IN THEIR NATURAL ELEMENT
And here is 3 Stacks as a Hotep and Bowie as a Tin Man.
(RIP DAVID BOWIE)
4. Taraji P. Henson as Liz Taylor
Taraji P. Henson as Liz Taylor. Each Star getting better with time. T would Roc Cleopatra a lot better tho . . . #Dontdebateme
(RIP LIZ TAYLOR)
5. Brian white as Derek from “American History X”
If there were ever a Black remake of American History X, Brian White could star in place of Norton. We are talking some serious intensity and character development but that is well within White’s range. Plus I’d love to see him curbstomp a Neo Nazi.
I wasn’t trying to fully cast this joint, but yo,
Hakim from Empire would definitely be the little brother
And Keith David Evil ass would play Stacey Keach evil ass.
lmao . .
Ight, back to the list!
6. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING DOWN
S/O TO @knockfivetimes
7. Mean Girls- All-Black Cast
Lupita Nyong’o as Cady Rihanna as Regina Keke Palmer as Karen and Zoe Kravitz as Gretchen Weiner "You can't Fuck with us"
8. Djimon Hounsou as Logan
Djimon Hounsou as starring in logan.
Sans beard.
This might be a reach, I wouldn’t know because I haven’t seen an X-Men film since Kelsey Grammar played Beast.
Speaking of which . . .#BLACKFRASIER coming soon . . .
9. The Royal Tenenbaums All- Black Cast
FOR MY TENENBAUM FANS! Had to give one of my favorite “black” comedies some much needed melanin. We think this cast is well equipped for Wes Anderson’s masterful melancholia.
just imagine it . . .
Royal: Denzel Washington- “Died courageously saving his family during a shipwreck” Etheline: Phylicia Rashad- Mother of Genius children, holding it all together Ritchie: Cuba Gooding Jr.- the introverted fallen hero. Tormented by love and loss. Chas: Kevin Hart- Neurotic, successful, spiteful. Margot: Tandie Newton- The dry, secretive, smart-mouthed sister. Eli Cash: Marlon Wayans (Terrance Howard understudy)- Loveable Cornball Raliegh: Jeffrey Wright- self involved fool. Buckley: Chico Alec Baldwin Narration: LeVar Burton
Pardon my chopjob.
10. Dick Gregory as General Robert E. Lee
IDK about yall, but I’d watch a "what-if” Historical Fiction movie if Dick Gregory lead a secession. We’d be bussin skulls with vegan diets and alkaline water and allathat.
(RIP DICK GREGORY)
by C! and Suave Neek
Hope you all enjoyed! Be sure to check the first piece of the series: “Hollywood Whitewash: Black roles that White actors could play, but probably shouldn’t”
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