#Gotta aid the gator

[arrolyn1114]

"If it'll aid my gator. It's supposed to work 12 times faster than water. So if I leave the stage in a hurry just hang loose, I'll be right back man."

I love this clip about the Gatorade haha I was showing it to my other half this past weekend cause he hadn't heard it and I quote it all the time.

Lol he’s actually looking at me and not that glass..

LMFAOOOOO. Why can I hear this picture?

“This is Gatorade.. Looks like it’s already been used.” 😂😭😭 I know he said this in the white suit but we know he probably was saying it here as well

[muldermuse]

two sinners reader forcing gator to have a skincare session after fucking

(inspired by the tiktoks of people doing skincare of their blue collar boyfs which I LOVE)

youre sat in his lap after riding him on your sofa. your bodies warm and sticky against the other. gators eyes are screwed shut, trying not to get hard again as he feels you slightly moving with his spent cock in you

“babe, y’gotta stop moving i cant fuckin’ get hard again”

“the bags under your eyes are really bad y’know and your skin looks dull…are you using that moisturiser i got you?” your fingers are on his face, examining the dark circles and blemishes on his pale skin

he hurts as he tries to push your hands away from his face, “m’not using that fuckin’ shit”. your hips rotate slowly with his hardening cock still inside you, gator bites his lip from oversensitivity

his firm hands settle on your ass, aiding your movement against him. “let’s do a lil spa session before you go home”, you give him your best doe eyes and press soft kisses against his neck as he grumbles excuses.

he lazily thrusts up into you, his nails gripping into the fat of your ass. “i gotta get home in 45 baby, we don’t have enough time”

you kiss him deeply before pulling off him. gator groans and you giggle, telling him that it’s more than enough time.

NEXT THING. he has a fluffy headband on to keep his hair out of his face as you apply a pink clay face to his face. you’re rubbing a bubblegum flavoured lip gum against his chapped lips, instructing him how to move his lips together. as you rub a cocoa butter hand cream over his dry hands and up his forearms, he RELUCTANTLY mutters that he wants to do this again

[toxooz]

i'm sure you've described them before but i can't find anything on it so, could you describe the skate squad's powers if they have any?

idk if would say powers moreso just abilities BUT

Ponti with his HUGE ARMS can smash rip tear crunch squish impale ect. his bigass tail can put a hurtin too he can easily hold down a body under there, His ears can hear for miles if he really focuses, and finally his infamous death roll which is basically a gator death roll where they latch onto a limb and twirl tf outta their body

Abios eye has a bunch of phycological powers (oops) and can infiltrate the frontal lobe and get into someones head, see memories (spoiler alerttttttt 👀👀), and can manipulate feelings by controlling the brains chemical production, and probably a lot of other cool brain stuff i gotta get back on my neuroscience im rusty 😔 his eyelashes also emit pheromones that aid in all his succubs stuff but its close range

Ollie n his big brute strength ofc the fact that orcs are naturally super buff n strong but also his demon features where he does the thing similar to Gandalf when he makes the room all dark and terrifying when he's not fuckin around (it was heavily inspired by that) Ollie can make a room go cold and dark from his '''aura'' for lack of better word. His presence gives you the same chills as seeing a ghost and makes you hallucinate ect. That why when he does that ppl typically get too caught up in their body's fight or flight overdrive to be able to think clearly. I'd like to think he gives off Large Animal presence like as if u were in front of a horse or lion and that feeling is amplified when hes indoors lmfao AND he can also 'get in the head' as well like he can say some demonic shit that echoes off of the inside of the skull and can shake the very core of the soul (probably sounds like Sauron in tha head)

Kariiii has her dragon fire that's super hot and glittery so she can be a lil master of illusion if she wants. I'm thinking abt giving her gecko hands n feet so maybe she can climb on walls too if not she can still climb with her wing claws. She can lick her eyeballs and shes also got some fairy pizzaz that kinda works like a special 'aura' as well. She does have a hoarding pink things problem but she makes sure its at least presentable for the most part pfft

Remy oh bOI he doesn't have much goin for him but i think hes kinda got what Ollie's got just to a miniscule extent like he can make the room feel uneasy if he's all sulky and angsty but its only enough to mildly scare or irritate not so much 'strike fear into the hearts of men' cause hes also got that everlasting shadow over the eyes

he can climb like a monkey with his tail ( so can Abby) so ig he's rlly good at parkour

Oscar's got his slime that can be a blessing or a curse when it comes to sticky situations and in the water he's kinda a menace he is SUPER agile and uses his ears for fins when he swims. He's got a 2nd jaw in his mouth for grabbing prey and those teeth carry a nasty bite

Vinny may be soft n fluff but he's also got his lil needle claws and teeth and can be really flexible and agile as well cause son cats WILL fuck u up when theyre angry

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

The glamrocks plus Bonnie and Foxy react to a reader having a broken arm?

Glamrock Freddy

Immediately becomes a worried dad the moment he sees you with a sling/cast.

Even if you insist you’re fine, he’ll keep reminding you of the first aid stations around the Plex.

If there’s no signatures on your cast, he’d wanna be first in line! Conveniently, one of his fingers doubles as a marker for signing autographs.

He wishes you a speedy recovery.

If you broke your arm due to an incident within the mall, he’ll want to know everything and contact management/safety operations so it doesn’t happen to any other guest.

Montgomery Gator

He’s the kind of person to mutter "ooh, ouch.." under his breath whenever he sees a kid take a hard fall.

Though when you walk in with a cast, he asks what happened to you. Blunt and to the point.

If it happened because of a golf cart accident, he’ll kick the nearest empty one away from you.

He’s not the type to overly worry about people, though he does wanna sign the cast and does so very carefully. Much unlike his usual rough personality.

Glamrock Chica

Would hover over you constantly.

“Are you okay??? Please get a map of our nearest first aid stations! Be careful!!!”

She worries too much for her own good, though you appreciate the fact she paid more attention to people than pizza for once.

Usually you visit Mazercise on a regular basis but since you’re injured she understands if you can’t go.

Though you make an effort to at least walk around and she’ll just make sure you’re okay the entire time.

You’ll have to remind her it’s your arm that’s broken, not your leg.

Roxanne Wolf

The first thing Roxy will say is “can I sign it” before asking if you’re okay.

You let her write her signature across the cast, all pretty and sparkly as it shimmers under the spotlights.

Clearly it’s not the same pen she uses for kids’ autograph books or posters.

If you have any other signatures on it, they’re gonna get overlapped by hers. She doesn’t care.

“Now everyone will know I have the best handwriting.” She chuffs with pride, all smug.

Glamrock Foxy

Flips up his eyepatch in surprise. “Yikes, yer lucky ya didn’t lose an’ arm like your ol’ pal Foxy.”

You tell him you got into a dumb accident and broke it, though it’s healing perfectly fine.

He signs the cast by doodling his face and some inspirational quote in case you felt bad about it or insecure.

He’s gotta take one of the crayons from the daycare next door but it’s still a sweet gesture.

Glamrock Bonnie

Would try to gently discourage you from bowling (even if it’s your favorite attraction and you always try to go bowling when you visit) until your arm heals up.

He doesn’t want you to accidentally overstrain your good arm.

Likes Chica, he worries a lot though you reassure him you’ll live and tell him to go back teaching the other kids how to bowl.

And he does, while occasionally looking back to see you at the parlor, sipping on a milkshake and watching the games.

[tricky-pockets]

listen, I know how the football works, okay? I can watch a football contest with the guys at the sport bar, on account of being a Regular Guy who understands the rules of the football.

for anyone who might not know, here's how the game works (the American football):

Step 1: toss a coin to determine who gets the ball first

Step 2: line up the teams in the middle of the field. they should be facing each other, and they should take an Aggressive Posture.

Step 3: the team who has the ball? One of them has to hold the ball and another needs to be behind him. Really all up in his butt, too, because he's gotta catch it when the ball-holder goes HUT and hucks the ball backwards through his legs. Note: It may seem more efficient for the HUT-catcher to simply start out with the ball, but the HUT is crucial for developing Team Unity.

Step 4: Everyone runs like hell for the Goal Forks as HUT-catcher takes on his main role as Ball-Hucker, a.k.a. the Quartered Back. The Quartered Back then picks a teammate to huck the ball to.

Step 4: Ball-catcher tries his damnedest to catch the ball. Sometimes he doesn't catch it and that is, strategically, less than ideal. If he does catch it, he runs like hell for the Goal Forks until the other team dogpiles on top of him. This dogpile is called, Playing Defense.

It is a good tactic to try to prevent this dogpile, and that is what the other Throwing Team guys are for. This is usually accomplished via a maneuver called Run Into Him Real Hard.

The first team gets 4 tries to huck the ball "down" the field and those are called "Downs" - 1st Down, 2nd Down, etc. and so on. After which, the second team gets the ball and the process repeats in the other direction. If a team touches the end of the field with the ball, that is called a Touched Down and they get approximately 6 points.

Now, you may be wondering: if you just have to carry the ball to the end of the field, why is there Goal Forks? Well, sometimes, you get to kick the ball instead of having the Quartered Back huck it. The rules for when kicking happens are pretty advanced so don't worry about it for now. The Kicker tries to kick the ball through the Goal Forks, and if he does it, he gets 2 points - so, it's good, but only 1/3 as good as a Touched Down.

Other helpful observations:

The whole game is timed, but the clock only goes when people are running. Also, each team gets a few time-outs in case they need a group hug or a bucket of Gatored Aid.

If you get bored, a good thing to do is watch the cheerleaders. They don't do anything with the ball, but they do throw each other in the air and do flips even though they don't have armor on if they fall down. They also yell real loud and you can yell back if you feel like it.

[bittybattybunny]

I'm quite curious for the fnaf ones and sena's backstory....and ruclipse....ok I'm in for any of them but I'll fnaf since I have never played any of the games, I'm weak at horror

Okay~!

This is a random part of a Security Breach AU idea I had cuz I wanted to just write the Barnaby kicking Monty scene. I may change some things and may not. we'll see.

“Oh, you REEK of motor oil!” Barnaby hissed as he pushed up against the alligator. Monty growled a snapped his jaw as he tried to get the man’s neck with his teeth. Barnaby snarled and looked around for something to aide him as he fought the animatronic.

“Barns!” Dani shouted but grunted when she was flung into a wall by the gator’s tail.

Barnaby ran his hand on the floor and brushed a cord. Looking he saw the live extension cord and smirked.

“Nighty night Florida man!” He sneered and raised it to jam against the metal.

Both the man and animatronic seized as the wire connected. Barnaby gasped and the robot fell on him.

“S-Shit! Barnaby!” Dani coughed as her bones repaired themselves with a sickening crunch. She dragged herself over and pushed Monty off of the violet-haired man and grabbed his face. Tears gunked her eyes as she gently hit him.

“H-hey! Barnaby! Don’t you fucking!!!” She winced as a shot of pain went through her ankle. Turning she saw Monty’s claws digging in. Before she could react she heard the heavy thudding of an animatronic running. She gulped and grabbed Barnaby’s shirt.

She could only watch in shock as a familiar shade of purple fur came into view and he slammed both his feet into the alligator and knocked him back.

“NICE TRY MOTHER FUCKER CAN’T KEEP A BUNNY DOWN!” he taunted. Dani blinked as she looked up at the bonnie animatronic who stood protectively over her. “Touch MY girlfriend?! How about I rip your GEARS out?!”

“B-Barnaby?” She stared at him in confusion. She looked down at his body, pressing her ear to his chest, then back up at the pink-eyed rabbit who bounced in place with a sadistic giggle.

Monty snarled and lunged at the rabbit. “Aye killed yew once! I’ll Do it again you punk!”

“That explains the damaged casing! But I ain’t him!” Barnaby snickered as he bounced around and dodge the gator’s lunges. He jumped and slammed into his back. He peeked back, “get my body somewhere safe, Dan!”

“R-Right!” She checked her leg to make sure her leg healed. She got up to move when she heard thudding, “Oh WHAT now?!” She snapped with a hiss.

Freddy’s feet skid to a stop seeing her. His eyes trailed to Barnaby as he fought Monty. His blue eyes wide, “B-Bonbon?” he stammered. He gasped when his chest opened and Gregory sat out.

“What’s going on?!”

“I don’t know! Help me move him!” Dani urged. The bear snapped back and let Gregory out to help lift the unconscious man. He carried him, eyes trailing to the fight, but Dan pushed his back.

“Come on pooh bear we gotta go! Barns can handle himself! He took on my ass of a cousin AND my uncle once!” she grabbed Gregory to run.

“A-Ah okay!” Freddy followed her towards a party room. Once seated they waited. The bear clearly anxious on his feet.

Soon the door slid open and the rabbit huffed, quite pleased. Dani rushed over, hands to his chest plate.

“Barnaby what the fuck?! Are you okay?” She fretted over him as he reached to cup her face.

“I’m fine. I’m okay.” he leaned down to press his forehead to hers, “More or less I think.” he stood back up and put a hand to his chest. “Honestly I’m confused how I wound up back in one of these but I’m kind of thankful.”

“What about Monty?” Gregory asked, hanging down from Freddy’s arm as the bear was staring at the familiar robot.

“Oh i sent that gator running.” Barnaby boasted, slapped his chest proudly. He frowned, “thought gotta say he did not seem too---” the robot seized up, crumlping down. Dani gasped as he leaned on her.

Freddy ran over, moving to sit the Bonnie down. Barnaby coughed hacking and wheezing as he rolled over on hsi side, seething in pain.

“Fuck! Fuck! That fucking HURTS?!” he gripped hsi stomach in pain. Dani rushed to his side and pulled her flashlight out to check his eyes. He whined and moved to rest his head on her shoulder. She rubbed his back with a pursed lip.

“Bonbon?” Freddy looked at the suit but it was motionless.

“Sorry dude, that was me!” Barnaby held his hand up as he was leaned on the wall, “Um. I guess we never introduced ourselves properly….”

“Who ARE you?” Gregory asked.

Dani sighed, standing and dusting off. She folded her arms behind her back, “I’m Danielle Schmidt. However. My name used to be Danielle Baron. I’m William Afton and Henry Emily’s niece.” she gave a bow, “My father was their close friend and worked closely with William to make…” she looked at Freddy and the Bonnie animatronic, “I am most likely the only properly living person who knows about the inside and out workings of most Freddy Fazbear Machines.”

“I’m Barnaby Simons… well. Technically I’m Chadwick Holmes.” the young man snorted, “I’m one of Afton’s murder victims.”

“M-Murder?!” Gregory gasped, “wait. Wait who’s Afton?!”

“Uhhh..” Dani and Barnaby looked at each other confused on how to explain it.

Freddy stood back up, “So…. Bonbon is….”

“Sorry man. I uh. Well backing up, I USED to possess a Bonnie animatronic at a sister location.” Barnaby rubbed his neck, “Couple friends did too, all of us were… victims.”

“Wait so is Freddy---?” Gregory pointed to the bear.

Dani shook her head, “well, he could be but… Also the AI is quite good.” she beamed, “I remember the AI were so good to me when I was little. Tanya, Bucky, Manny---” she sighed as she heard Barnaby snort, “Look just because you and Buck have a rival---”

“I do NOT have a rivalry with my brother!” he snapped annoyed, “I’m just better than that blue balled bitch!”

[austickyheartsystem]

Made me feel in control to,be out of control and still does!

I'm just looking for new ways to perceive and relief in more convient and less scary ways.

Dont edge a roof when sad, enjoy it when happy !

Let the paint splash over and get messy with it.

Let a slap be as far as you go abusively to my self and try to avoid belittlements to myself.

Punch the shit out of some cardboard

Sing or scream at the top and depths of those fucking lungs.

Let yourself cry before you get angry.

Release that shit, embee, and beeeeee.

Rip some paper. Do some dishes. Eat some crunch. Break a mug if you have to. Smoke a joint. Sip something hot.

Do what you gotta do.

Try not to hurt yourself and others unless its genuinely not going to traumatize anyone and you arr ib desperate calculated healing to step out and be in each little word and breath of action. Gator aiding your self or another with chin up and Mouth-touch-you plan touching base and reconsenting through every little move.

Every little thing is going to be all right. Dont worry about a ting. Cause every little ting is going to ve allright. Play some Bob. Bobby. Bob Marley.

Call Simon.

Don't,worry, Embri 💚 Everything is going to be allright

No wonder! These words work so well. Its one of the Zach and nate help songs on both their play lists to zen out Zen

[cooperjones2020]

Everyone is a moon

Summary: Betty baits Jughead into going full dark, no stars. Real dark. Real kinky. Real consensual. You’ve been warned. (Part 3 of The Beast Within)

A/N: As with all the fics in this series, Jughead is v. dark and creepy. Only here, Betty’s the one to draw it out of him. I want to put a warning label as long as my arm on this thing, but I trust you all to know that this is fiction and not to judge me. Don’t read if you’re at all squicked out by violent sex or BDSM.

Y’all I edited this on the plane yesterday and my heart was pounding so hard the whole time, afraid someone could read my computer screen.

And most importantly, happiest of birthdays @jandjsalmon. I would not be here, and this dark Juggie would not exist, if not for you. Hopefully this fic doesn’t go too far.

ao3–> http://archiveofourown.org/works/11840985

kinky smut below the jump

“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”—Mark Twain

Betty leans over the pool table, scissoring her legs to give her the leverage to hit the ball on the far side. It doesn’t help that she’s got a leather skirt the size of a band aid covering her ass. She scratches.

The large tattooed man she’s playing with — Gator — gives her a condescending smile before smoothly sinking his last ball. She hasn’t seen him before tonight. Probably a trucker passing through. They come in sometimes. But a Serpent wouldn’t do for her plan to work.

“That’s alright, sweetheart. Why won’t you take this twenty and go get us another round of drinks while I re-rack.” He holds the folded bill between his index and middle fingers, making her come up close to him to reach it. His eyes slide down to her cleavage, on full display in the sleeveless blue button-up she’s tied just above her belly button.

“My pleasure.” She smirks at him, pressing her shoulders back as she turns.

As she crosses the room to the bar, she feels the eyes of the Serpents on her. Not the way they usually are, quick glances that bounce off of her like snowflakes, as if they’re afraid Jughead will catch them looking. He’d lost control once and now the guys give him a wide berth. The Serpent Prince had earned his name.

But Jughead’s not here now. Some use it as an excuse to drink her in, staring until she has to steel herself not to flinch under their eyes. Others look concerned, worried for the peppy blonde girl, so clearly out of her depth in a biker bar. Still others’ stares are hard and accusatory. Reminding her that they’ve never trusted her, daring her to get herself into trouble without Jughead here to bail her out.

That’s what she’s waiting for. For Jughead to catch her. He should have been here half an hour ago.

After the Chuck incident, she tried to put a lid on Dark Betty. But the more she tried to confine her, the better she got at escaping.

That is, until one day she found Jughead’s journals. With FP still in jail awaiting trial, the trailer became their safe space, their sanctuary. Every afternoon she could get away, every weekend day her mother would spare, Betty would rush to the trailer, and Jughead would be there waiting. Sometimes they just did homework, or watched TV, or talked. Passing their burdens back and forth. Often she would cook for him, and they would pretend they were somewhere far away, spinning castles in the air, dreaming of a new life. But they were still teenagers, hormones and all. In that trailer, Betty learned how to please him. And she learned how she liked to be touched.

On a cold afternoon in early November, Betty laid on Jughead’s childhood bed, watching his hands run all over her, watching him memorize her body.

Watching him shoot nervous glances toward the bookshelf beside his bed. She craned her neck to see what he was looking at.

It was a little dark blue journal, much like her own pink one, with the corner of a photo peaking out between its pages. She leaned up and grabbed it before he could stop her.

The photo was of her. Of her sleeping. And it had been taken by someone inside her bedroom. She lay splayed on her stomach, the blankets pulled down to her calves. Betty could see the curve of one of her ass cheeks peaking out of the cheer shorts she slept in. She normally put her hair in a messy bun before bed, but in the photo someone had pulled it down and fanned it across her pillow.

She remembered that night, a few weeks prior—she tried not to sleep in her cheer shorts, always wanted to wash off the sweat from practice before bed. But that night Cheryl had kept them late and she was so tired by the time she got home, ate dinner, finished her homework, that she’d crashed. And then she’d been so confused when she woke in the morning and her hair tie was on the nightstand beside her.

She should have felt repulsed. She should have felt scared. Her sweet, gentle, caring boyfriend was sneaking into her bedroom at night to manipulate her body like a doll and take her picture.

Instead, she felt excited. She glanced up at Jughead. He looked trapped, like she’d backed him into a corner. His eyes kept flicking from her face to the door.

“Turnabout’s fair play, right? I mean, you read mine.” He swallowed and nodded. She reached out to grab his hand with one of her own and eagerly turned the pages. Eventually, she got so absorbed, she drew her hand back so she could flip through his entries more quickly.

This journal was relatively new—the first entry dated from July. He talked of his lonely summer without her, and without Archie. Of going days only talking to Pop and to himself in his writing. He wrote of his anger, of something within his chest he struggled to control. He wrote of stalking her. Of breaking into her room when she was there and when she wasn’t. Of the things he secretly longed to do to her.

As she read, Betty felt a weight lifting off of her. Jughead knew some of her darkness. She thought she knew all of his. She was wrong.

He had curled in on himself while she scanned the pages, his elbows resting on his thighs. He chewed on the corner of his thumbnail and avoided all her attempts to catch his eyes.

So she placed a hand on his shoulder and pushed him back until she could swing a leg on either side of his hips. She kissed him with a hunger she hadn’t realized she’d been repressing.

That was the day she discovered how to control Dark Betty. Or, rather, that Jughead could control Dark Betty. A regular diet of Jughead’s obsession and his depredation and the fugue states stopped. Her anger stayed in its box and her nails stayed out of her palms.

But Dark Betty escaped today. Betty remembers why she’s here, remembers the process of getting ready and driving here, the steps she laid out ahead of time. She just doesn’t remember making the decision to come. Or the decision to delete the draft of Jughead’s novel off his laptop.

They work because their darkness balances. Like the controlled release of a bomb. But Jughead has been slacking on his responsibilities. Apparently, Dark Betty had decided to remind him. They’d both been so busy lately, Jughead hadn’t had time for anything more than a quick fuck late at night before they both fell into bed, exhausted. And she needed him. She couldn’t control the darkness inside herself without him. She thought they had that in common, that they were equals in that way.

She’s worried that maybe now he wants them to be normal. Well, she was trying to be normal for him. Dark Betty wouldn’t let her.

When she returns with the beers, she watches him take a long pull out of his as she places hers on the windowsill behind her.

“So what brings you to Riverdale,” she swallows, “Gator?”

“Doin’ a long haul job, Orlando to Montreal. Gotta get them oranges up to the Canucks.” He smiles, and she can see a silver cap on one of his molars.

They play another game, during which he grows increasingly bold. He offers to help her correct her stance, the way she holds her stick, and when he passes behind her, his hand grazes her ass. He smells like stale beer and unshowered male. Both odors, she surmises, are accurate.

“What do you say we take a break? Maybe grab a drink and get to know each other a little better?”

Betty’s heart sinks into her stomach. The clock’s run out and Jughead didn’t show. But she tries to smile, tries to seem like nothing’s wrong. “Sure. Why don’t you find a table while I run to the ladies’ room?”

She grabs her purse and makes a beeline for the dark hallway behind the bar. She swallows the tears that threaten and gets ready to call Jughead and tell him what she did.

As she passes a doorway, someone grabs her wrist and yanks her inside. Whoever it is presses her face against the door and twists her arm up behind her back until she winces. A blanket of fear alights on her stomach. Maybe she went too far. Maybe one of the Serpents…

When he speaks, every bone inside her melts. “Sometimes I think you have a death wish.”

“Juggie?”

His voice is rough in her ear and it send shivers down her spine. “I’ve been watching you. You were so distracted by your new boy toy, you didn’t even notice me across the bar when you got that drink. Tut tut.” He lets go of her and she turns around.

“You’ve been here that long? And you waited?” Before she knows what she’s doing, she slaps him. “You sick fuck.”

He smiles but it’s foreign on his face. Not the way he usually looks at her. Lethal. “That was a mistake, little girl.”

His hand wraps around her throat. She scrambles to wrap both of hers around his wrist. That strong and elegant hand that around the back of her neck felt like safety, security, home, now, wrapped around the front, feels like danger and excitement, and a hunger she’s desperate to sate.

He doesn’t squeeze, but instead uses his grip to pull her head forward so he can kiss her, thrusting his tongue into her mouth until she cannot help but yield to him.

When he releases her, she already feels a bit calmer, a bit more settled. A new softness in his jawline indicates that he does too. She rests her forehead against his and lets out a deep exhale. She’d been more wound up than she realized.

“I was getting a little bit scared. I was in over my head and I didn’t know if the Serpents—”

“They would have. And I would never let anyone hurt you.”

“Except you.”

“Isn’t that how this game works, Betty?” And just like that, something inside her sizzles like electricity.

He tilts her head back and spits in her mouth. “Will you play with me?” She nods. “Good.” He dips his thumb in her mouth and swirls it around her tongue. Then he uses their saliva to smear her lipstick onto her cheek before pulling on her lower lip. “Such a pretty girl.”

Betty’s already feeling light-headed, fuzzy. As if she’s drifting somewhere outside herself. As if he’s fixing all the broken places so her body will be ready to hold her again.

Jughead grabs her wrists in one of his hands and lifts her arms over her head, tilting them back until she loses her balances and falls against the door of the storage closet he’s dragged her into with a dull thud, the knob digging into her ass. But Jughead leans over her, something feral in his eyes. He uses his free hand to yank on her top, untying it and popping the buttons open until he spreads it on either side of her and feasts his eyes on her breasts in the black, lacy balconette she’d chosen for tonight.

He releases her and steps back. “Take it off.”

She rushes to comply. When he holds a hand out, she gives him the bra.

“Good, now let’s go home.” He drops it behind a metal storage cart. “You can pick that up tomorrow.”

She gapes at him. He nods at her shirt, where she’s balled it up and tossed it onto a table. “You can tie it, but no buttons.”

She’s dripping wet. And by the way Jughead looks at her when she presses her legs together, he knows it.

When she’s dressed again, sort of, he takes her by the hand and leads her out the back of the Whyte Wyrm.

If she wasn’t cold before, now in just her mini skirt and tank top, she’s freezing. On his bike, she presses her chest against his back and she’s sure he can feel her nipples through the leather that protects him.

When they get home, they don’t bother with the lights. They both kick their shoes off and move down the hallway, fused together. He runs her into a wall and her shoulder knocks a picture frame to the floor. They step over it and keep going.

In the bedroom, he kisses her again, gripping her chin between his thumb and forefinger.

She reaches forward to unzip his pants, but he stops her. “Nuh-uh. I don’t think you deserve that yet.”

“Please, just let me—”

“I said no.” So she stands there, a little deflated, and watches him undress her.

When she’s naked in the centre of the room and he’s still fully clothed, as she fights the urge to cover herself, he says, “That’s better, isn’t it? Now let’s play a game called how good is Betty’s memory.”

She swallows. “Okay.”

“How many times do you think your new friend touched you tonight?”

“Um, five times?” Uh oh. As much as this side of Jughead can make her nervous, she also craves it. When he’s so cold and detached, when he looks like he can see right through her, that’s when she trusts that he will take care of her. That he’ll give her what she needs. Because sometimes she frightens herself. But she never frightens him.

“Wrong. He touched you eleven times. And that’s just after I arrived. Now, how many words of my work did you delete?”

She definitely doesn’t know this. “Seventy thousand?”

“Wrong again. You deleted ninety-five thousand words.”

Tears flood her eyes. “Juggie, I’m so sorry. I don’t know what came over me. I know I can’t fix it, but can I make it up to you somehow?”

He chuckles at her as he removes his own shirt. “We’re certainly going to let you try. Why did you do that Betty? What did you think would happen when I found out you’d messed with my computer, when I found you showing your ass off to someone else?” He steps up behind her so he’s talking into her hair. She can feel the rough material of his jeans brush against her ass. She wants to lean back to find out if he’s hard yet, if this is affecting him as much as it is her, but she knows he wouldn’t like that.

“I don’t…I don’t know.”

“Yes you do. What did you want to happen?”

Betty closes her eyes and whispers, “I wanted you to hurt me.”

“That’s right. But maybe I shouldn’t let you get what you want. Maybe I should just let you suck my cock and then come all over your face and let you sleep in it.” She whimpers and forces herself to nod. “But I’m too selfish for that. I’m not going to sleep until I feel the velvet heat of your cunt around me. Until I’ve rubbed you raw, inside and out. So here’s what you’re going to do for me.” He comes back around to face her. “You’re going to touch your tits.” Her hands move without any input from her brain. “Now twist your nipples.” She does. “Good. Now I want you to pinch them so hard they turn white.”

She just stands there. It feels different somehow, to do it to herself. She wants him to take the control from her. She doesn’t know if she’s strong enough to willfully offer it up. Jughead shakes his head. “I thought you were serious.”

“What do you mean?”

“If you’re not, I can just go back to work—”

“No!”

“You want me to hurt you? Prove it.”

“What?”

“I told you to pinch your nipples.” She squeezes. He watches her as he removes his pants and boxers.

“Harder.”

She does until tears spring to her eyes.

“Good girl.” That horrible perfectionist inside her preens at the compliment. She closes her eyes and bites her lip, trying to concentrate on the pain that sends shock waves down to her pussy. Then Jughead pulls her hands off and captures one peak in his mouth, sucking, and the sudden influx of blood makes her gasp. He wraps his hands around her waist, forcing her to bow her back until she’s afraid she’s going to fall.

But at the last second, he spins them and pulls her onto the bed on top of him. He slides up the bed and she crawls on top of him, trying to follow. With every jostle, his cock brushes against her centre and she wants to scream.

When his head lands on the pillow, she leans back and begins to gyrate against him, desperate now.

“Please, please…” She doesn’t know anymore what she’s asking for.

He slaps her thigh and after a moment she realizes he’s telling her to get up on her knees. He slips a hand between them and angles his cock up, before gripping her hips and slamming her down on him. Now, she does scream.

He doesn’t thrust, but wraps both hands around her, thumbs rubbing her hip bones, and urges her to move.

“That’s it, baby girl. Take what you need from me.” His fingers are tight and she knows she’ll have bruises. She welcomes the pain. Her nails carve small half moons into his pecs, a matching set to the scars on her own palms.

But the sting must make him impatient. He begins thrusting upward with his hips and pulling her down at the same time, setting a brutal rhythm. Every time her clit hits his pubic bone she shudders. She’s on top, but he’s controlling the pace, the angle. He’s controlling her. And it’s as if by controlling her body, he can reach any remaining piece of her soul that remains unconquered. And she wants him to have that. She wants him to have every splintered, bleeding part of her. Tears begin to slip out of her eyes. She sees them drip off her face and land on her hands, on his chest.

When her shaking intensifies, when she’s so close, he pushes her off him and bites her shoulder as he reenters her from behind. Betty cries out at the sharp sting of teeth but god she wants it. She wants him to bite her all over until her back is a mess of mangled tissue. She must have been speaking out loud because he does. Every bit of her he can reach, biting and dragging his teeth against the aching flesh. She sobs at the intensity and an orgasm slams into her without warning.

Jughead keeps pounding away inside of her, like a meat tenderizer against her pussy. She’s crying in earnest now. She never wants him to stop.

But he does. He pulls out and paints her back in hot, sticky ropes of come. A masterpiece. Then he collapses beside her and drags her on top of him.

And her sweet boyfriend is back. Dark Betty, banished back to her hiding place.

“Next time you find yourself spiralling, I want you to promise you’ll tell me. Preferably before you start deleting things off my laptop.” Betty nods into the wet spot she’s left on his chest. “You’re lucky you know I keep a back up on my external.” Yes, she’s damn lucky Dark Betty remembered that. If she did.

They throw all the darkness into the black hole they create between them until it burns itself up and winks out of existence. Until the next time.

Later, she’s laying across his lap and he’s tracing her back, running his fingers in and out of the grooves of his teeth marks.

“Let me see.”

“Betty, no.”

“I want to see it Juggie.” He sighs, reaching over to flick the lamp on before slipping his arms under hers, pulling her up so her chest rests against his, and she can twist and see her back in the mirror across from the foot of their bed.

It’s a web of raised red and white ridges. Her eyes follow the hills and valleys of her damaged skin.

“I’m sorry I got carried away. The noises you were making—”

“Don’t be. I don’t want it to ever fade. I want you indelibly inked onto my skin, a tattoo that scientists years from now could use to resurrect your exact dentition.” She wants to wear Jughead Jones’s darkness like a cloak to hide her own.

“We could do that.”

“How?”

“I mean, I know you have your crown. And we probably shouldn’t do anything like that again. It’s a miracle you didn’t get tetanus the first time. But maybe a tattoo, if you wanted.”

“Yes. Yes, I want. Do you? Would you want that?”

He gives her a look that would melt steel. “Betts, I’d do everything short of tagging you with ‘Jughead Jones wuz here’ if I could.”

She smiles and presses a kiss to his shoulder. “Where?”

He slips his hand back underneath her, coming to rest where the curve of her breast runs into the skin of her back. His thumb presses into a particularly deep bite mark and she hisses. “Here.”

[lliwdroffats]

Beginnings of my script for my Bayou inspired movie!

Louisiana 1809

Rufus comes in from a long day working.

Mr. LaFleur

Rufus you plow the fields?

Rufus

Yes i did sir

Mr. LaFleur

What about the well? You check it?

Rufus

Yes of course sir

Mr. LaFleur

Very good, you’re getting a big dinner tonight my boy

Rufus

Thank you sir

Mr. LaFleur

Now make sure you call all the rest of them in I have a big announcement and also wake Daisy if you please, she’s been resting all day, it’s almost supper

Rufus perks up a bit at the last part

Rufus

Of course sir

He goes into the gardens, the fields, the well and asks the other slaves to come in. Then goes into the house and upstairs to Daisy’s room.

Rufus

Hello Ms. Daisy your father would like for you to come downstairs, supper is almost ready

Daisy

I’ll be down in a bit….Rufus can you stay I haven’t had the best day

He pauses for a bit

Rufus

Of..of course Ms. Daisy

Daisy

You can just call me Daisy you know? You’ve been with the family so long

Rufus

Yes of course Ms….Daisy

Daisy

Sit with me

Rufus sits on the bed next to her

Daisy

You’re not actually a part of our family though…you didn’t choose this

Rufus

I’m very happy here Daisy, your family treats me well

Daisy

But don’t you want more, your own home? A family of your own?

Rufus

I..I’m not sure we should talk about this Daisy

Rufus starts to get up but then Daisy grabs him by the hand, swiftly but gently

Daisy

Wait…please

She motions for him to sit again

Daisy

I’ll be 18 soon, and soon after I’ll be married I’m sure…have you ever dreamed of being married Rufus

Rufus

Never really thought about it Ms…I mean..Daisy

She gets a bit closer to him

Daisy

Haven’t you ever loved anyone?

Rufus

Can’t say I have

She puts her hand on his

He swallows nervously

Daisy

I’ve seen the way you look at me, it’s the same way I look at you

Rufus

Ms. Daisy….I..

Before he could finish she moves her head towards his and plants a kiss onto his lips. At that moment Mrs. LaFleur walks in

Mrs. LaFleur

Daisy, Rufus what is…

She stops talking as the too quickly move away from each other. Rufus jumps up and bows his head

Rufus

I’m sorry miss, I tried to tell her

Mrs. LaFleur

We’ll talk about this with Mr. LaFleur later, right now it’s supper

LaFleur Estate Next day

Mr. LaFleur

Rufus! You know you can’t do that, now I have to punish you. You’re my best worker, I like you boy but you know you can’t do that, sure some in town actually let that kind of thing happen, but it’s dangerous. We can’t mix like that, you understand?

Rufus

Yes sir, I’m sorry sir

Mr. LaFleur

Make sure it never happens again, I’m merciful. But some of the men in town find out the ones who have been taking out slaves who have been race mixin and carrying on? I’m ruined and they’ll kill you. You understand?

Rufus

Yes…yes sir

Little did either of them know that William LaFleur, the LaFleur’s middle child was listening.

LaFleur estate porch night

There’s a knock at the door

Mr. LaFleur answers it

John Sterling

Where is he Bill?

Mr. LaFleur

Where is who?

John and the 8 men behind him crash into the house go up to where Rufus sleeps and drag him down into the front yard

Mr. LaFleur

Hey now, that’s my slave, my property you let him go

John Sterling

You give your slave a nice bed? A room in the house? How peachy? That why this nigger here trynna be with your own daughter?

Mr. LaFleur

I took care of it, I punished him

John Sterling

Oh yeah, and how’s that?

Mr. LaFleur

I gave him 30 lashings just this morning. Now let him go

John gives Mr. LaFleur a long stare then smiles a sinister smile, his mouth filled with gold caps on his teeth

John Sterling

On my daddy’s estate, that’s not enough. We hang the bastards where we’re from

Mr. LaFleur

He is my slave I will do with him what I see fit! Now let him go

John Sterling

…I’m afraid I can’t do that. BOYS!

He motions and they  all point guns toward Mr. LaFleur. Daisy, Mrs. Sterling the youngest brother Jeb come out of the house. Some of Sterlings men point the guns at them too

Mr. LaFleur

How dare you point those at my family!

He starts toward John Sterling, but Sterling hits him in the head with the pistol. Daisy sceams out and comes to the aid of her father

John Sterling

Now yall be quiet and stay here while we take this nigger here and show him what happens when he steps out of line

Rufus sat on his knees looking at Daisy over her father, sobbing. Sterling starts to drag him further into the swamp. Daisy leaves her father and runs toward Sterling, she grabs him and bites his hand causing him to drop Rufus for a second

Mrs. LaFleur

Daisy no!

Sterling turns around

John Sterling

A feisty little bitch huh? I see why you like this black trash, no one showed you manners

He hits her, she tumbles to the ground, then pulls out his gun

John Sterling

This one aint no good no way…tainted

He shoots her in the head

Mrs. Sterling

You son of a bitch!

She stumbles out to check on her daughter. Sterling points the gun at her

John Sterling

Now shut up or your next, got it?

Mrs. LaFleur simply cowers over her daughter silent and sobbing

Rufus is crying and starts grunting and screaming as this all transpires

Rufus

Daisy! Noooo! Daisy!

John Sterling

Shut up! Lets go!

Rufus tries to come to his feet and swings at Sterling. But Sterling ducks him and knocks him down with a pistol to the head.

John Sterling

This boys got some fight in him huh? Chain him up…find some rope

(First person) Rufus starts to wake up, his head throbbing. Sterling and his cohorts drag rufus into the swamp find a sturdy tree. His hands and legs bound with chains. They tie a noose around his neck and throw it over a tree.

John Sterling

Bring it over here!

His boys bring a bucket up and drop it right near Rufus’ feet.

John Sterling

You’re about to die, slow and painful unlike that poor girl…and it’s too bad I think she might have made a fine bride for me

Rufus is enraged by this and starts screaming at him

John Sterling

Do it! Shut him up

His men take the bucket and poor the contents onto Rufus, hot tar. Then throw feathers on him

John Sterling

And that’s what you get

Sterling is about to signal them to pull the rope but he can still hear Rufus screaming and saying something

Rufus

I’m gonna get you! If not this life! In the next! I will get you!

John Sterling

Is that so? Pull him up

They start pulling the rope up and slowly hang Rufus. But Rufus keeps muttering what he can while still staring John Sterling right in the eye

Rufus

I’m gonna get youuu!! i’m gonna…..ge..ttt….y…o…uu…i…..m…….go….n…n…a…g..eee…

He hang their for another few minutes his vision getting darker, he can see the house being set on fire in the distance…then darkness

Somewhere in Louisiana Daytime 2017

She walks down the street by the water, the grey haze from the sky above obscuring the sun. Her dark brown hair is drifting in the wind as she walks. Her eyes in their piercing blue looking out at the groups of people ahead. As she gets closer, she adjusts her blue tank top, makes sure her white pants are fitting right, adjust her foot in one of her right flip flop and proceeds forward.

She just moved to this area, and was looking for a place to stay, nothing but her one bag, with all the belongings she had. She dragged it behind her with it’s wobbly wheels spinning as she pulled it.

She finally got to where she saw the crowd congregated, they were all watching a street performer, a man painted blue, breathing out fire and dancing with a monkey juggling on his shoulder. She moved sideways to get a better look and bumped into a guy. He turned around, an average height, black male, with curly hair on the top of his head and none really on the sides, wearing a red jacket with black jeans and a white shirt under that.

Devante

Hi there, you kinda bumped into me there

He laughed, and she just stared

DEVANTE

Name’s Devante, what’s yours?

She continues staring at him

DEVANTE

Not much of a talker huh?

She reaches into her pocket and hands a piece of paper to him.

He reads it, then gives her a funny look and a chuckle

DEVANTE

Wild Fox? Really?

She nods, and he just shrugs it off

DEVANte

So I’m with this tour group, we’re going to check out this really old really huge swampy bayou in the middle of this town. Would you want to come?

WF pauses and thinks for a second…then nods yes.

She takes one more glance at the performer and fights through the crowd to drop a few dollars in his tip jar, before following Devante.

Dock of the Bayou Daytime

Wildfox and Devante get to the dock where they’ll take the riverboat into the bayou.

The boat driver Jerry, hopped from his boat as they approached.

Jerry

Ahhhhh, and I see we have our first two! How yall doing today?

DEVANTE

Good, very good

Jerry looks at WF, and she just nods and smiles

JERRY

Well alrighty, we got 8 more people and we’re good to go

Slowly over the next hour people started to come up to the dock. First Ryan, a tall dark haired white guy, with a beard, dressed in a t-shirt and jeans. Soon after a couple who were all over each other James and Francis, so sounded French when they talked. Then a tall blue eyed blonde girl who looked like she was from California, Kristen. John, an average height white guy who already had a beer in his hand, and seemed ready to party. A very quiet and brooding guy, with messy hair, glasses and a journal and pen in his hand, named Brody. A very tough looking hispanic girl with a thick new york accent, named Sofia. And after almost two hours had past, the last person, a really muscular body builder type, who looked middle eastern, named Toban.

Jerry

Alrighty, everyone’s here, lets get the road on the show eh?

John

Wooooo!! Lets do this baby

Then he chugs the rest of his beer.

River Daytime

JERRY

This is one of the biggest rivers in the bayou, gotta be careful around here with the gators and the snakes they’ll get you

Sofia

Uuuhhh, snakes? Nobody said nothin bout snakes, I hate snakes

Toban

Don’t worry I’ll protect you, girl

Toban makes a kissy face and tries to wrap his arms around Sofia, but she pushes him off. John chugs another beer, now on his fourth. Wildfox stares out at the water, and Ryan looks at her.

Ryan

Ever been here before?

WF looks at him and shakes her head no.

Ryan

I’ve been here once when I was a kid, not specifically this place, but Louisiana

She smiles, then Jerry interrupts them, as the come to a pass, where there are four seperate streams of the river, they go down one of the streams in the middle.

Jerry

This pass is treacherous if you don’t know where you’re goin, but lucky yall know me, it’s a nice shortcut, and we’ll be there pretty soon.

DEVANTE

Hey Jerry, got any cool stories about the bayou?

[glopratchet]

delivery-two

You find yourself walking along an empty road in a desolate part of town "I'll see you later Delivery of the book is a little late, but it's still better than nothing "Thanks, " you say as you put away your bag and begin to get dressed You head out the door and into the night, heading towards your destination How to increase rank What to do next? There are no other people around, so you can think about these things now You continue on your way until you reach a familiar building with a large sign over it reading 'The Library' After some time has passed, you notice that there isn't any police car in sight The place looks just like when you were here before for class It feels weird not being able to read anymore though One person does not have to nessary complete every single quest available to raise their rank to 'Hero' You could make up your own quest if you really wanted to Already knowing the way from memory, you decide to try something new; You begin to enter the library Inside, is even more deserted than the outside A group of teens with skateboards simply stare at you as you pass by them with around twenty books in your hands They knew you weren't actually a member of their little gang One person does not have to nessary complete every single quest available to raise their rank to 'Hero' Once all key deliveries are completed you can unlock and urgent delivery to the mayor of the city If you chose to ignore the skateboarders, go back to start Once all key deliveries are completed you can unlock and urgent delivery to the mayor of the city Complete the urgent quest and you will advance to the next rank Teacher's Pet Every fight in the game is a boss fight Complete the urgent quest and you will advance to the next rank: Every time you die or fail a quest you can choose to start over from the beginning or continue where you left off The people watching you gain nothing from your success, they are only benefitting themselves If however, you are able to successfully complete the game, reaching 'Hero' rank and choosing to submit your accomplishments it will grant every player that does so in the future with 'Infamy Points' Every alligator requires some degree of stragtehy not matter what gear you have equipped right? Using an end gator weapon on a four foot yearling wont count squat if you dont know what you are doing but there are some things even the large razor sharp teeth and strong bite cant destroy im talking about people Item set-up for people killer: Claws- 4inch gold zinc alloy finger nails studded with 7centimeterglass cutting blades under the nails connected to a 3inch Zinc all weather guidance system with target painted for maximum accuracy Hands- level 3 kevlar sleeve guards with 11 inch bite reflex protected steel bones and plastic protecting the others Helmet- includes shooting range targetting HUD and forcefield visor that shocks attackers Item set-up for people killer: Basic strategy - انتشار ضربات الكلى للقاتل Advanced Strategy- انزفاشة للخس للمتعوب عليه Legendary Strategy- ; (coming soon) Basic strategy- انتشار ضربات الكلى للقاتل And guides to the alligators that appear in the game: Name- Zeus Location- Somewhere nearby your house Loot- Full armor set including helmet, gauntlet, boots, robe, steel rod, bracers, and knuckles Also loot is only good till higher ranks Missions too Special loots only drop in specific missions those being And guides to the alligators that appear in the game: First things first make a chariorot or take one you already made and give them the name 'Sebastian' for this mode When you begin, you find yourself somehow walking along a abandoned road on a slightly overcast day with cloudy skies First things first make a chariorot or take one you already made and give them the name 'Sebastian' for this mode Thats already made it weird for you Upon heading down said road in search of signs of other life you suddenly are greated by the sight a a car crash people are dead, or undead Pick one You see a single male adult out of the car attempting to bite an infant in a car seat in the back of the car You being a kind person that you are decide to help and grab a pipe wrench laying under the front of the car to destroy his head with Thats already made it weird for you Process the alligator afterwards and use supplies from his clothing and the car to create one big Guide to alligators When done finish the mission and choose to continue for next rank Next is the burned house Very complex and detailed houses and props for this quest Upon reaching the front you immediately notice that there is something going on in that house however you gotta kill em all to help them! so open up the gate leading into the front yard of the house Process the alligator afterwards and use supplies from his clothing and the car to create one big Guide to alligators Set aside the delivery man story line for a moment and lets begin with this new started narrative now shall we? Set aside the delivery man story line for a moment and lets begin with this new started narrative now shall we? Send out a beacon for the googizon drones to send you reinforcements with weaponized low intensity EMP devices, send a request for rover drones to run security while searching the premisesand finally decree that if the troops come across Weaponized Plauge victims to restrain them instead of killing them immediately Begin reconnaissance of the house which contains blocked off windows and door with cross beams nailed into place Send out a beacon for the googizon drones to send you reinforcements with weaponized low intensity EMP devices, If you bring a grill you can cook the left overs into a consumable meal After finishing the humans caving in their own defenses with battering rams tear down said reffening beams then cautiously and quietly enter the house Upon entering you are greated by a female human pointing a shotgun at you "Can you help us? " she asks after shouting at somebody farther inside the house You make sure to buff yourself with all currently available protections before replying "Why certainly ma'am I am hear to rescue you If you bring a grill you can cook the left overs into a consumable meal Rare medium well done Human Steak for defeating the Burned House Next up: The Catacombs Rare medium well done Human Steak for defeating the Burned House The longer you cook the better the taste after all The longer you cook the better the taste after all Gather herbs for more HP or Salt for the traps, and the brine for the next quest in act 4 Gather herbs for more HP or Salt for the traps, Collect mushrooms for the cellar or fresh fruit for the traps, and salt for brine Alternatively you can gather C4 plastic explosive to blow said house up from outside the restriction zone Also as a hidden note if you try to break into the house by bring AI with manipulation abilities you can turn around the Hostile Lady human into a friendly one by ordering her allies to kill themselves Well thats what it seems to do at least Collect mushrooms for the cellar or fresh fruit for the traps, Collect honey for healing pouches or stingers for flash grenades, and netting for the lab Collect honey for healing pouches or stingers for flash grenades, Combine items in certain order and recive a resulting potion that gives you a full heal, as well as the next quest After the talk finish up the house with Orange Juice and a hammer for good measure Combine items in certain order and recive a resulting potion that gives you a full heal, Sometimes things will look hopeless Begin slaying the Creeps and upon their deaths dance a victory dance as the scary Noise tracks them by your heartbeat and are then destroyed by your immune system Well not really but surly that would be cool Keep playing for massive amounts of nightmarefuel or watch a kid in his bed weep as his teddies hearing is 10 times better than that of his parents and you would be 1 mile away by now You have run out of potions for now so the choice is left to you whether to go out and snack on a few humans or slay monsters within the safety of the walls You have run out of potions for now so the choice is left to you whether to go out and snack on a few humans or slay monsters within the safety of the walls You have fainted twice from lack of blood so restock is required Bring guns and rifle ammo for the guards or antibiotics in case you or your monsters get wounded out there You are running low on consumables so for the next quest go hunting humans for food or seek out a large vehicle wreck to pilfer parts from You have fainted twice from lack of blood so restock is required You feel the need to pull out and restart that ending was just silly Ah well no help for it Brush your teeth and go back to the start Hey this is incredibly hard but very fun once you figure out the trick, my only problem now is I dont want it to end due to how creative and well done it all is, thank you! Also completing the game a 2nd time on easy mode would probably take about half the time! Check it out if your running low on time You feel the need to pull out and restart, Gathering quests aid in your survival as the require you to keep yourself fed from the get go, and healing is basically free and unlimited if you have the how acquired Looking back on it I should have taken the time to gather more herbs and such, Oh well maybe on new game plus Gathering quests aid in your survival as the require you to keep yourself fed from the get go, Run around gathering enough items required to complete the quest does have its perks, makes it very easy compared to others I have played though due to this What more is there to say other than this game stuck with me and tickled my fancy, ending was worth the time spent playing for sure Thank you again for all your work put into this creation Run around gathering enough items required to complete the quest does have its perks, Someone needs honey to keep away the infection hordes Someone needs honey to keep away the infection hordes Travel to the hive and get it and also a certain plant extract to stop the primary infection types in the surrounding areas You now have 2 choices of where to go for the main quests Gather enriched uranium for small arm ammo to gain access to a stadium or explore further a find a way of talking to the ZCI surrounded by hundreds of infected humans blocking your path Travel to the hive and get it, Above all else scavenge and survive Gather herbs for the researching of a cure of transport the possible cure to the forces holding out nearby, or head back home to defend it from hordes of infected and the mysterious 'darkness' killing infected and even survivors alike Above all else scavenge and survive Dont break the egg and trust no one These story options give the game a great deal of replayability for those extra fun game sessions! Thank you for dropping by, I hope you have an incredible day and anticipating your visit next time! Dont break the egg, Some times your weapon will bounce off the armoured shells unless they can be flipped onto there back first Its the same for mutants too Also many large vehicles spawn with locked doors You need to find the keys or the tools to unlock them in order to loot them properly Tanks are artiulated like a mans leg at the hip and can easily be put out of action with a few well placed shots to that area Also on the undersides of heavy and cramped armored cars you can find vulnerably engines and other weak points to destroy them quickly too Some times your weapon will bounce off the armoured shells unless they can be flipped onto there back first Abandon the delivery quest, it is too unrealistic and you risk loosing items if you linger As other comments have said remember rotting meat, once identified as such, is off the list as far as eating goes Remember to shoot windows out first to prevent infection entering treatment plants/ozone factories you may want to explore strongest thing in there are the huge fans that create the air flow for the ozone filters and quite powerful Great for fanning a flame up into a roaring blaze Abandon the delivery quest, Great lizardskull Im lost I ternd the accptnce tform into egnigbt qwestcion but now Im frmsh? Ehtan Socity is mbbblawtted beesyo knwnonttwwird Upehauemeh noice bbboo in evndecdosnt robetrsmne Perfect beeing: a delivery game where you may rob and trash as you wish You don't have to scavenge for items or make moral choices to determine outcomes This was also reality once, we do not need it again The game isn't great It's hours of nothing happening other than pressing a button here and there then fighting the same 2 or 3 mutants over and over before you can finally pass on to the next bland uninteresting location a delivery game where you may rob and trash as you wish Your most basic pounch set up should be slung over one shoulder with the drawstring untied so its instantly on the floor with your basic gear when you need to run or have both hands free Guns should never be kept in backpacks! Hard or soft luggage of any kind unless ripping it open takes only 1 second So a proper loop to put forefinger and thumb through should be present to open in one single move Your most basic pounch set up should be slung over one shoulder with the drawstring untied Ten potions- use these to recover from minor injuries that restrict your action but you can still move and fight, eg broken fingers, heavy bruises, stab wound etc Try to store at least 2 full pints ; (running from refrigirated foodstores is great fun! ) of contaminated water that can be used when dousing flames or mixing healing potions if there is a shortage Dump dirty and very contaminated away ASAP Also use for trashing around to make unsettling noises to create scares Always have some "Wide Area" Ten potions- use these to recover from minor injuries that restrict your action but you can still move and fight, Ten mega potions use these to hear after sustaining a major injury IF deemed still playable after review by designers then don't worry about the extra waste if allergic to meds and really need to rest Two healing potions heal up to half of your missing required health no matter the state of decay Dump dirty and contaminated water aftwards away IF allergic to meds then you might have had it and prolly best not to risk meds untested The gaming staff have been quite health and safety concious in that regard Your call Must combine them from stratch with non-contaminated water from a cleaned source taking at least 40 mins to make thme unless sucessful first time then only 20 Take note of and use the colour codes on your tat when creating these very specific liquid medicines, this helps a lot with the jargon Always get Energy Potions Ten energy potions ensure you maintain movement even under heavy fire Combine with meds if required Dump after 24hrs due to waste and limited shelf life Must combine them from stratch with non-contaminated water from a cleaned source taking at least 40 mins to make thme unless sucessful first time then only 20 Three or more paintballs Gathering friends for a fight improves the prize 20 random shells: makes taking out enemies quick and easy Aim for head Check back pocket pouch for more ammo Incremenet your shot quota to 100 after passing training and winning prize Three or more paintballs: Hit an alligator with a paintball and they will be visible on the map for 30s aim well, you cannot get another shot until your previous one expires or hits Great way to track down looters in a hurry! Beachball - drop this unique bouncy ball to block sinks and other passages and create safe routes or traps for enemies to fall into Each can be used at most twice so save them for the best moments Watch out as an explosion can cause it to pop causing ! DANGER! water to come thundering down Hit an alligator with a paintball and they will be visible on the map for 30s Ten minutes can be renewed if another is thrown into the same hole Duck and Cover! Ten minutes can be renewed if another is thrown into the same hole Well done steaks decrease hunger need a way to cook em soon! Locate other survivors carrying bookbags way easier to spot at a distance when equiped in this area Bring more packs for greater radius Well done steaks decrease hunger need a way to cook em soon! 20 whetstone- use these to sharpen your weapon turning it into a scissors like edge which can cut when stabbing 20 whetstone- use these to sharpen your weapon turning it into a scissors like edge which can cut when stabbing Items- Check your tatoo for full details on all bonus items Ammo Costs: White Dots: 10 Bullets Red Dots: 20 Bullets As you progress through the cityscape you'll be gifted with coins and cash from fallen enemies, loot locations or contests won you can use this to replenish your ammo needs Be sure to check back with the trader to exchange your cash when needed Items- Check your tatoo for full details on all bonus items Dung bombs; ( dung bomb ) - make even the worst, baddest, meanest daily task seem less set with a well placed explosion of dung! Shops hardly ever have these so buy some while you can! ( dung bomb )- make even the worst, Casing ; ( sap plant stone/iron ) Slime; ( royal jelly cancerous ) Null berries Note that some online scammers have been changing the format of payment from the previous generation's bank pins Also some limited edition items more info on the official site once it returns from this bug Sonic bombs - A suprise to everyone, these bombs actually suduce an audible sound wave at a certain frequency that only some creatures can here, and the rest suffer no damage but instead are knocked over! Sonic bombs- A suprise to everyone, Water blight ( worthless brown goo)-So after being in the wild for so long ive worked out this slime is often found around filthy infected water sources, so ive realised boiling it and adding special ingredients removes the brown colour and makes it almost clear Water blight; Alligators are weakest to ice followed by fire water and thunder You must allow 24 hours for orders to be prepared or you can pick it up right away but this may not be as good Crystal bones - these old ancient relics were used in sacrificial rituals and can be carved in the same style to add to your collection vouchers: awarded from some fights when your opponent was really trying to kill you! Champion reptile hide bag This is made from the animal skin of a Snake, Lizard, Crocodile or other large reptile creature There are not many left now so cherish it or find something better if you can Crystal bones- these old ancient relics were used in sacrificial rituals and can be carved in the same style to add to your collection Deliver 4 gold fish to gecko rock Deliver 4 gold fish to gecko rock Some alligators will need you to bring energy drinks to tame and domesticate them Get gecko rock army ready 200 by 400 array formation Updates can be found on the website when fixed also limited mutant lizard gloves for sale! 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Make a new chariot as soon as you hit g rank keep the G-wrench equipped at all times if you do end up delivering in it Sure they are devastating even without the end-game setup but will make very few friends! 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Pushing onwards would be suicide and retreat would be unless you had a horse or knew the way as the Slenders constantly pursued you but definitely hurting, you withdraw before it recovers It was a great help to have survived that nasty spill into a rough tangle of underbrush that broke your fall after fleeing from the heavy beasts charge and stumbling blindly into a narrow ravine while fleeing from the Slender man Beast not quite busted but definitely hurting, Brute tigrex slain find flamespear: yes To flip to the back You stagger back to the town with the roaring beast hot on your heels and launch a firebomb into its maw as it leaps to consume you for its evening meal It roars after being set ablaze and rampages through the nearest village tearing it apart and destroying several homes and structures Brute tigrex slain Temper tantrum Charm up from a furry beast Tainted: 0 Mutation: 2 Cavemeats foundry Showdown Hunters vs Mutants You leave a delicious eitgeist, ghoul or even a humansoul for the beast to consume before wiping away any trace of yourself and sneaking away as you feel its satisfaction resonate inside of you Heap of Ashes - You wish me a good night, but is it? 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Advanced quagmire quarrels should do the job Demolisher constructions, land grabs and monopoly are the bare minimum evils of any self-respecting city district Taking a shortcut through a seedy alleyway you notice a covered manhole with steam hissing out from it on one side and the other blocked off by dead end rubble of fallen down wall You shrug to yourself and head in, it not being the weirdest thing to happen to you during a mission and at least your radar is giving you some advance notice this time Demolisher constructions, Gogmazios is indeed in the city sewerage system but fortunately it's passing directly beneath the main business centre at this time and you ought be able to dispatch it here without having to chase it through the tunnels It could surface anywhere so you decide to get yourself readily waiting at some kind of access point that you can move in on as soon as you identify its location Gogmazios is indeed in the city sewerage system but fortunately it's passing directly beneath the main business centre at this time and you ought be able to dispatch it here without having to chase it through the tunnels Weakest to fire and completely immune to status effects Gogmazios is still no pushover to face without the element of surprise Even with it his sheer size combined with a horn attack that can breath lightning and a tail swing that emits radiation make him dangerous without several hundred yards between you and him The building complexes either side of the alley seem to contain cheap food outlets and clothing stores from what you can see in the windows but that's about it Weakest to fire and completely immune to status effects, Apex alligator snapping beasts couldn't hope to reach you here so you predict that's where it must surface You use the building rooftop as a vantage point so you have a clear field of fire and discourage others from approaching the alleys significance at the same time Laying down behind some air conditioning machinery you rest your custom heavy rifle on the low wall, sighting slowly along it for any sign of movement in and around the stale covered manhole Apex alligator snapping beasts couldn't hope to reach you here so you predict that's where it must surface Perptually enraged and have extremely tough hides alligators are easily capable of bursting concrete just by ramming everything from speeding trains to gawping tourists and can knock holes in solid metal ship hulls with pure strength You're not about to take this one for granted Some of the solid slugs you've loaded ought to do a pretty good job of punching through that armored shell if it stands still long enough for you to aim Perptually enraged and have extremely tough hides, Blast blight barnacles, seedlings and leviathans out of the water with high explosive rifle rounds composited with tungsten shards The best way to take down ceiling jellyfish is to blow them to smithereens of course however melty that may make you Blast blight barnacles, Molten tigrex claws, lightning phoenix feathers and pyre war third forearms are gathered into a tight bundle of explosive power to blast that warm glancing blow with added fire effect! Molten tigrex claws, Doomsday tier fatalis favor sharpened dragon bone beams, wyvern heart explosive tips and smoldering black chamber dragon gas bladders to ensure your payload brings down anything on four legs, two wings or 88 of them! You've just started to doze off when you hear a muffled crash coming from the alley below Your hand pulls the tarp off the gun as your eye finds him almost instantly and they're a good way of earning money if you can afford to Craft some of the rarer components Doomsday tier fatalis favor sharpened dragon bone beams, Guild quests are not necessarty component to completing the game but you can get some pretty neat stuff from them Your pay is just supplemented by the materials which you salvage from the corpses of the monsters if you're not bothered about potentially hazardous chemicals and whatnot as well as a basic reward for completion Guild quests are not necessarty component to completing the game but you can get some pretty neat stuff from them and they're a good way of earning money if you can afford to Craft some of the rarer components Relic reward systems, while not as lucrative as they could be, still can leave you better off for taking out a single creature or group of creatures This isn't a lone gargoyle or manticore That would just be silly "Hey! Get that gun off my manhole! " Comes the muffled voice from below Out of reflex you almost point the gun at the opening but stop yourself remembering where you are just in time and refocus on the iron hatbox sliding towards it Relic reward systems, Rare drops You can only pick up one Which do you prefer? Rare drops: Almost every alligator has one of these massive teeth which can be worn as a solid token of your victory in slaying the beast, the size of the tooth correlating to the size of the creature Looking at the serried fangs alongside their shrunken lifeless bodies, you estimate that the one you shot must have been at least 13 feet long from tail to snout You don't know what breed of alligator you killed but you intend to mount this tooth on your wall when you get home! Almost every alligator has one of these massive teeth which can be worn as a solid token of your victory in slaying the beast, Alligators eat some to the strangest stuff you've ever seen, from bicycles to calves and even deer but one thing they love more than anything is Answer: Mouse! Toilet? Maybe If you were reading this as a question you'd be no closer to answering it correctly It's something way out there Alligators eat some to the strangest stuff you've ever seen, You now there is always the one piece which never seems to drop in all the times you've done this mission and that's one of the indestructible parts you need to construct a certain weapon You now there is always the one piece which never seems to drop in all the times you've done this mission and that's one of the indestructible parts you need to construct a certain weapon Queen extract Thankfully just one of these is needed this time, the same rules apply i Slaying the creature Vs selecting the correct part after it has been dismantled after death You have to choose exactly which part you need for the gun after identification Queen extract: Queen concentrate works especially well as a fire accelerant or somesuch, Vs a clear fluid which boosts protective abilities to incredible levels The weight of your pick? Grease You've heard of some uses for this stuff but mostly in the bedroom, beyond that it's just smooths machinery and isn't much use outside of that Queen concentrate works especially well as a fire accelerant or somesuch, Immortal reactor One of the rarest reclusive high yield parts in the game, only ever seen a couple in your short time playing It's used to power turrets and automatically targets invaders to a set point It only activates at great distance from this location and you must choose one type of ammunition for it Immortal reactor: Barach pallium Should the need arise you can use this ragged cloak as temporary protection from the elements and temperatures On one awkward occasion it saved you from certain doom when entering an otherwise inaccessable area using a cheat code which sent you into negative coordinates Barach pallium: Rathian ruby A clear liquid which can be used at the origins of projectile weapons to give them increased explosive or kinetic energy upon contact You used one drop to shatter a solid rock bridge which was giving you grief when transporting Trico resources across For this reason it is often classed as rare although it's not an uncommon occurence for rocks to be broken by big beasts walking over them Rathian ruby: Tigrex mantle When worn this thick fur greatly increases your resistance to the elements and has kept you warm in winter ice storms and cool in clouds of ash on many occasions It's ever grateful for being allowed to accompany you on hunts Tigrex claw: Capable of moving in any direction these claws were once attached to the feet of a single normal looking tigrex before it was killed Tigrex mantle: Pulsating blastheart An oversized abnormal looking heart with a value in the hundreds of thousands, it's hard to believe that this was once inside a living breathing dragon and even harder to believe you removed it without killing the creature Pulsating blastheart: Conquest sphere How much is life is just a delivery service Unparalleled by any other in efficiency you've given the Rift and it's people everything from sticks to live for a few minutes to unimaginable weapons of destruction You don't know what this does yet, but it doesn't really matter you suppose Rift compass: That might be Martha's problem, she certainly says this thing helps her find hidden treasures everytime she goes somewhere new Make of that what you will How much is life is just a delivery service? You want this ok i will bring it to you so you dont have to go get it your goofy You want this ok i will bring it to you so you dont have to go get it your goofy Gargwa are ostrich like birds that run around with their heads and talons cut off if you are feeling sympathetic Gargwa are ostrich like birds that run around with their heads and talons cut off if you are feeling sympathetic To get them to drop an egg attack them from behind Kecha wacha wallop around in trees and flick sticks at people they can go play catch to get eggs Use your sword to hit tree trunks really hard several times they should fall after a amount of large ones crush them Kecha wacha wallop around in trees and flick sticks at people they can go play catch to get eggs Lair scare them out of their roosts at night Lair scare them out of their roosts at night Snow with occasional lamborgini crash = black market item for seasons locals not used to clearing snow themselves 5-10 varieties present always, autmn has new type of egg Snow with occasional lamborgini crash = black market item for seasons locals not used to clearing snow themselves Uncorner the market Buy hundreds of top layer eggs from kusatchi, let raise until large then corner egg market with ever large eggs until shortage causes problem for kusatchi Watch out for criminals, Government First build museum, mine, bank and otherunderground icon previsions, next create inns to attract traveler with money to spend, last get in fight with Zalan government about where they can build towns Build one right where the barracks or government is! Uncorner the market: Insultingly easy Golden plover riddle: Just because it looks like gold and the people look dumb, doesn't mean the birds brains are as small as its waist Advanced tigrex terror Stand under tree wait for it to fall Advanced tigrex terror: Hanner it out Dont ever use half measures, when you have an idea go all the way with it If the people think you are a tyrant then maybe being one will get you were you want undisturbed You dont fear being thought as a tyrant when it will make life better for the people You will be hated tho so hold back on some of the ideas you have about putting heads on pikes to warn others Hanner it out: Catch and release Get Gaius to go do this quest for you, If he dies then you merely lost a lackey if he succeeds you get someone who isn't afraid of doing what must be done to get the people calling you a god Mr Chuckles: You don't feel that this should be aimed at kids, but it is currently on the list anyway so make sure whoever does this is someone who likes kids Catch and release: Fear factor Have people go look for tigrex in the ruckuses they make everywhere they go They say that fat furry things never get traction, but this one does when it rips things to shreds It is called a shaggy and it seems determined to tear the armored horses you ride around on into tiny pieces To its prey the shaggy is like a cross between an oil drum bouncing down a flight of stairs and a tank Fear factor: This delivery cannot be completed by normal means if you ride ahead with the package and try to beat it to the person, the shaggy will catch up and destroy everything in its way If you follow behind it, the shaggy will dawdle along slowly enough that even a chimeral could get out of its way You need to somehow get the beast somewhere where it can do its monstrous deeds without interfering with important items like yourself Wat to do: This delivery cannot be completed by normal means, After you witness the alligator being attack by a steve the master of defense will force the quest into failure During the attack you can ran away if your health drops into low levels Deliver fossilized bones and egg to Amelia in the tavern to resolve quest Defeat Steve and give gf a good pet type battled to complete goblinfog quest Kill evil plaguing lake and return for your reward in kruem Junction Then escort librarian back to town with you in hear to avoid being eaten by jayman jaywalkers Deliver fossilized bones and egg to Amelia in the tavern to resolve quest Kushala kushowdown You challenge kushala to a dance off and win Quest finished Kushala kushowdown: A weapon that fires masses of pure alligator energy from its mouth should do the job Use pilum on guard, sell armor then give it to wenching with wench in haystack Take targetting medallion, and give tio dave Shhhhhhhhhh: ' It is illegal to use strong magic in uld diesil A weapon that fires masses of pure alligator energy from its mouth should do the job The echoing roar Hunting vicariously Scare the Priest by sending a monster to attack hm Bring the loot back to wenching with whitch in haystack witout waking up armored soldiers Save dungon dwellers and retuen to quest giver for your reward in kotis xi Shadows of the past: Take time portal back to where it all went wrong resolve paradox and return to actual present thousands of years later Hunting vicariously: The alligators can smell fear They will probably make short work of the pale normals that tend to scream a lot when they get scared The Guard Captain will probably get impatient and try to take the payment while you are on your way You were raised by an alligator Yours was a bit bigger though Get a reinforced waggon and load it with a scaly horror from the local lake or whatever you can find with large teeth and a hunger for anything close to normal bipedal size The fear mechanic is pretty fun Hunt with some alligator man and gain a bunch of bonuses against fear, recruit some alligator men to go scare people while you stay warm back at camp Unleash a horde of mind controlled orcs, goblins and other filler creatures to be mowed down After the quest is completed give the medallion to wench for the g spec forces The fear mechanic is pretty fun Shipping out Attack of the derro mutants use mixed monster army of Orc, ogre, kobold, ghoul trolls and even rat men with rusted steel to nilbogs to traverse the swamps and jungley Give all leaders mad crusade and fear aura and poor braves and innocent civvies die on your way to kill mad king Who now isnt mad and is actually strong are they sculling the plot to your favor Noctural commision Complete it in the day time Emperor crono personally send supooror maurad to take care of forest in his own way along with his own mutant army Who you've been terrorizing again because you hate fighting orcs SHIPPING OUT: Sell your armor to a village yokel named Bubba for a pittance Noctural commision: Dah'ren will briefly shrink into the swamp to produce a speark from his side he gives it a light pat and sends it, then another then another, pitter pattering past you to the Orcish camp "I'm going to send my meduza to sap the courage of the resolve there You look at him for a moment "Did you want to just use the meduza or do you want to pop in there yourself? The Dah'ren's brow raises half a centimeter as he considers this proposal Dah'ren will briefly shrink into the swamp to produce a speark from his side, Preadtor into prey ul: Convince rats to eat through chest protector of noble so he dies defending his city And Suddenly: Explode! Preadtor into preyul: Afraid of the dark choose a ghoul or some other darkness loving beast to accompany you and terrify foe with awful presence Worried about going slowly insane? Take a Sneek369! But of course you don't want to actually do any of these because some lines just shouldn't be crossed Time to take the battle to the orcs! Afraid of the dark? Primal pounds through your veins as you take a moment to focus on the conflict at hand Blips appear on the tactical map as soldiers register their existence on the various life-monitoring systems installed in the fort - from an intelligence standpoint, it's fascinating how resource-light this operates - with a quick left twist you can control the lights, and with a quick right turn you can open and close the iris of an electro-magnetic powered door in one of the turrets Primal pounds through your veins as you take a moment to focus on the conflict at hand Hide and freak -attack with billipedes? Sure why not With adrenaline pushing you, mix melurs, men and ogre into the meatgrinder But before battle prepare large amounts of food , put it in fridge and release glunch with tooths ans tallow During battle open fridge for healing fast midfight ARGH! Hide and freak-attack with billipedes? Dinner guests Unasked you bring Friend and Ardanien friends to diner, fry ants and other six legs Halfway friends notice YOUR diet and lose interest in eating, play nice while they conscious, afterward meal is law unless selfdefense FLESH IS WEAK: need more medpower, flesh wounds always wider then long, should eat more plants and less Animals Height matters not: Dwarves same size as you but think themselves superior? Dinner guests : Buffet put alternating rows potatoes bread carrots bacon etc on plate, more stuffing then can eat before turning grr to orcish habit, ruins appetite seeing piles of food waste Not injure nurncy, the little ones are good creatures So, eat fast? slow? somewhere inbetween? All the advices push and pull you both ways so who knows maybe today just decide for yourself Behind you a large potbelly stove heats the entire kitchen and makes working golden and delicious Buffet: You have compelte the alligator delivery service challenge! The letters were: G for gnome, A for alligator, D for dead, I for impant Coagulant powder gets out of anything now the target is S for sotakians in silver, red drops down hatch with luck Yeah youve spilt turqouise ring on your DAMN IT! You have compelte the alligator delivery service challenge! How fun with post game content when you have too much choice? How fun with post game content when you have too much choice? And crafting your favorite armors takes forever! no idea what you will do now And crafting your favorite armors takes forever! Blastblight animals born with unnatural disease causing random damage and decaying flesh common in radicals, criminals Whispered: any idea, especially to someone already 'aware' mixed success can be of anything from news, rumors, poems Warped: an unpredictable but minor sideaffect of ascension exact effect unknown but never lethal Gets you out of boring parties though Blastblight: Striking gold lucky day, as in found old map to once glorious Sload basement full of magic things Handflare: sends out blindind light, signature sneaks tool mixed with above flarerep ; (spy tool) maybe work as nullifying smoke Oily blade: more stainsure than anything else but used by certain folks who like not having to clean the knife, just wipe off blood and its good again Striking gold : Into the mist works like smokescreen cloudkill but filled with acid Silverbirds: expensive meatballted magical birds that melt into valuable silver ingots when cooked, Great for bribes and festivities Guats think theyre from their god, so only catch them wild Into the mist: Looking at equipment can help determine what role you will play Maybe you are: A vicious killer without conscience or regard? An agile and stealthy assassin? Or an insuclaious hulk that crushes all opposition? For example a hunter with a hammer will attack the monsters head on with brute strength, not concerning himself with defense and aiming his attacks at a weak spot, taking powerful swings with every attack The flipside to this is that the enemy can try dodging or blocking the blows Would you be throwing massive elemental blasts or crushing fists from a distance? or focusing on debuffs and controlling the enemy's mind? Will you go in with poisoned dagger ready at any opportunity or patiently waiting with a straight sword for the moment to strike? For example a hunter with a hammer will attack the monsters head on with brute strength, Nothing makes for poor damage than four guys tripping each other up trying to get to the monsters head Having said that some players prefer the outlandish dodges over physical defense Finally there is a way to hold your ground and simply dictate the battle, casting spells and speaking into minds, but it can be just as effective to cripple your enemies first before getting into the thick of it yourself Take advantage of the many opportunities; differentiate your role from party members by taking different classes, or different focus within the same class! Oh and TRY TO SAVE THE TOWN! Watch for upswings super pounds and gi shells They like to travel in groups of four Certian weapon attack can be incredibly disruptive towards other hunters For example a Lightcasters truncheon can expose the weak points of even the most grotesque enemies and friendly fire When under ten feet of the enemy, the broad side of a sword's not much good so fill the gap with a whole orchestra of pain; a Ogre Steelcup's brass knuckles will turn simple slash into cracked ribs, a reaver's claw gives vicious cuts that bleed profusely and stagger the foe Try for common materials as well! Mind your positioning and make sure no other hunters are around when you are using them Look for zero radiusweapons or elemental attacks Some hunters prepare a single super powered attack they can aim at the centre of a group of enemies to destroy them all with one blast Others are happy with an elemental attack that burns the ground or puts a fog in the air that blinds everyone You might be surprised but people usually only pay attention to the largest monster in a group and Elements are at their strongest on smaller targets Contribute some other utility Anything to give your team the edge whether that be healing potions, darts for crowd control, traps or spells to terrorize enemies Caltrops are your friend against Fleshlancers! Something as simple as a little light and noise can keep a wizard from casting or scare a Creeping Devil back into its hole Contribute some other utility Grant your team wind pressure resistance or earplughs while bashing the alligators face in at the same time Grant your team wind pressure resistance or earplughs while bashing the alligators face in at the same time Dont just sit in the corner playing crummy healing songs think about how you can add something unique to the team! Now to choose your path! Last Epoch - Tome of the Elder Revival Like the Zealot's ode to the Saints, this book is less a book and more a collection of essays by theologians, historians, politicians, adventurers, warriors and healers on the Nature of Magnam the Elder, written on his death Dont just sit in the corner playing crummy healing songs, Keep equipment up to date When you weren't fighting Epoch's henchmen you patrolled with other terrestrials hunting new species or less friendly tribes of man beast along with usual expeditions for resources People are surviving longer out there so you brought back all the tools of the trade A few quick blows dismantle traps, everyone learns sniper When you rank up update all equipment of the approatiete rank Make sure the armory is visited at least once a week Luciferium - The Language of Lucifer The Zealots have several sections in different stages of construction in their underground temple and this language only appears there Thanks to it, believe it or not, good old trial and error process, we have deciphered a bit of it which allows us to learn how it works and build our own sentences Good news is, you won't ever forget it Carry lifepoweders and dust of life to heal teammates from afar Make sure the folks at home have all needed oil to make more lifeenergy potions! Carry pouch of extra bolts and sharpen teammates arrows Gunpowder needs Nitre ; (eastern Xaagon mine trap) Sulfur ; (Mount Fire! ) Charcoal, Ashes Get alchemy lab distilled it into medicinal potions again! Antitoxins, antibiotics and parasite repellents for the towns nearby Refer to rare catch drops to dertermine to capture or kill the alligater to retain the parts you need and run by the rest of the party to the next raider! Refer to rare catch drops to dertermine to capture or kill the alligater to retain the parts you need and run by the rest of the party to the next raider! Share items with your team Dont just take all the loot, especially not the lifepowders it is short in supply Dont hit mounted alligators in the head They are armored like tanks on top there! Aim for the eyes and hack at the feet! In a rage they will still charge through flames so beware, even more, when fleeing from an horror Finally: BE PREPARED! Dont hit mounted alligators in the head If the alligator flinches the mount will automatically fail and retreat and you get a free hit If the halfbreed has telekinesis grab him quickly or bash his head in quickly or your armor will disappear and soul exchange starts Any injected monstrosities rush forward so horrifying that monstrosity-only rifles have been trained on you If they stay back or have physical weapons, you may retreat to hop on another beast or mount another assault Dance! If the alligator flinches the mount will automatically fail and retreat and you get a free hit Won't be long before we're living in actual houses again and survive past 30 So you see Ophelia, even with all the responsibilities and seemingly unfair rules the bosses have put on us, we're getting this team to work well and just look at the profitability Just make sure from now on that any poison-welding Zealots stay the hell away from acids or my beautiful plate armor will be stripped from my body quicker than wraiths from saintman hair! Come to think of it Cleghart did look a little shifty at dinner before I DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS MISTER CLEGHART! why do they always give themselves away so my sweet demonic love, did you enjoy your presents? of-of course I didn't kill anymore! and she made you 'scared to hurt me' for quite some time at least until I became useful and she told me to when was it "Ophelia, position E! " Cap Muntz calls out, drawing my attention The ground shakes as beast of torturous skeleton and rotting flesh approaches the fort A disgusting sniffling from the back of its throat can be heard as it slowly makes its way up the hill we're shooting from, unaware of where the threats are coming from bad time to not have the radio, I can't call for a bombing I aim my rifle and take the shot perusing the armor between the ribs It howls, dropping out of sight to the left with a clumsy roll A volley of shots hit the dirt further down the hill and it bursts back up with fire in its mouth FIR-N " I struggle to pronounce before he drops like a rock once again in pain Definitely fire Flame-man? A flash explodes on the beasts chest and it screams before another volley of shots take its head off It collapses howling on the ground before them, sending them into a sprint back up towards our position

[joshuazev]

On double digits:

Today was one of those days where the all of the little things get remembered.  Maybe it’s because there were few big things to speak of, in the sense that it really felt like all I did today was wake up, make too elaborate of a breakfast (which ended up being very time consuming), go to work, work, and then return home.  It was one of those days where you might try to make a post-it note of all the things you need to take care of, where you might leave all the tabs open on your phone’s internet because you don’t want to forget anything, but you return home somewhat silently dejected because none of the “to-do’s” were crossed out and none of the internet reminders could even be utilized to remind.  It’s cold season, it is.  I’ve been pretty surprised that I haven’t gotten sick until now, to be perfectly honest.  The funny thing is, everyone I’ve spoken too about being sick has all said the same thing; they all should have been sick a long time ago.  I know why I’m sick, at least.  No sleep.  That’ll get you.  The cold.  That’ll get you too.  Colds have a weird habit of really affecting me at two very specific parts of the day.  Right when I wake up (when my throat is dry and my nose is stuffed) and right before I go to bed (when all of the morning symptoms seem to return).  Hopefully I can get over it sooner rather than later.  Gotta get more sleep to accomplish a feat like that because it’s only gonna get colder for the foreseeable future.  

I think I’ve come to the conclusion that I could eat breakfast for every meal of the day if, of course, I was fortunate enough to eat three meals in a day.  I’m so inexperienced at cooking in general (I’m learning though, I swear!) that what probably takes real cooks about 15 minutes takes me about 35-40.  I’m still at the point where I have to do everything individually.  I’ve never been too good a multi tasker and cooking is no different.  For example, today I put the potatoes in the oven super early because I knew that they would take the longest to cook, but I didn’t take into account the amount of time the oven takes to preheat to 425, which caused everything else to delay.  I cooked the sausage by itself because I didn’t really anticipate the fact that I would need to throw it back in the pan when I made the scramble and I did the beans separately because i haven’t really tried cooking beans with any other foods in the same pan.  So, all that being said, because I didn’t consolidate I spent the better portion of my free time before the “get ready for work stage” cooking what ended up being a damn good breakfast.  I only brag because there aren’t many other things I can brag about in the kitchen, but the spread of eggs, peppers, garlic, mushrooms, tomatoes, italian sausage, mozzarella with some beans on top along with avocado and some potatoes on the side?  Then to make enough to avoid eating the same old catering spread of sandwiches and what not was a blessing in more ways than one.  I love making breakfast.  I have no idea why.  My dad and I used to go “The Dish” in Fremont on most Sundays when we were both available to do so.  For years I’d get the french toast.  Just like for years I would only eat coffee yogurt for breakfast.  I began to get so spoiled eating the same thing that it never occurred to me—especially with respect to The Dish that I could make French Toast, too.  Yeah, I can make French Toast now.  Is it as good as the Dish?  No.  Not really.  Not even close.  The fact that I can make it now though means so much to me.  Makes me less dependent.  There was a period of time where I stopped eating French Toast and started to get a combination scramble of everything under the sun that could go in a scramble and taste good.  One day I was walking and thought to myself, “You know what, I can make that too” and I’m happy to say it’s becoming one of my favorite things to do during the day—making my own awesome breakfast.  Side note: you can literally put anything in a scramble.  

I was thinking about my cold again and it made me think of medical insurance and how I need to purchase one of the available plans.  On the subway there are all these advertisements for Oscar, which is one of the more popular health insurance companies out here.  The advertising campaign is actually pretty genius: they have all of these pictures of different parts of the body with a band-aid covering the affected part and a tagline that reads, “I’m covered.”  On some of their other smaller posters it has a laundry list of potential incidents including physicals and drunk trips, etc. but the tagline always stays the same.  I did some preliminary research and the plan seemed a little expensive, but then again so is everything when you’re used to not paying anything at all.  It’s like the first time you move out of your parents’ house and pay rent.  That rent check seems a helluva lot bigger than the number might suggest (even though nowadays that number is indeed a helluva lot bigger).  I know that getting medical insurance is a necessity, but what are the odds some truly horrific shit will go down?  Am I aware that’s a stupid and rather unsafe question to ask?  Yeah, probably.  And everyone knows I’m not a good gambler.  I wonder how many people aren’t medically insured in the US.  I know I’ve said this before, but it’s kind of crazy when you go through all of these years hearing the same thing (in this case “Obamacare”) and then one day you realize why you’ve been hearing it all the time because finally it affects you.  

Today I wore a beanie and a gator as well as several layers under my jacket because it was freezing.  Everything was covered except for my eyes.  There are many Muslim women who dawn an article of clothing called a niqab, which is a veil that covers the face but has an opening for the eyes.  I used to do the same thing in college when it would get really cold at UW and even though people knew I was doing it because I was cold, it was always interesting to see people’s faces.  Some would look at me with such obvious suspicion like I was fleeing the scene of a crime or something.  Maybe it was because they could only see my eyes.  Eyes can be telling.  They can be revealing.  They can also be deceiving.  Can you look at someone’s eyes and know what they’re thinking if it is only the eyes you see?  Can you tell if they’re happy or sad?  Frowning or smiling?  There was a part of the walk to work where I was thinking of a small idea for a short film or a short piece.  A man dressed for the cold with only his eyes exposed comes across a woman in a niqab, who also has only her eyes exposed.  It follows the moment that they first see each other, from many feet away and how their gaze connects and lingers, speaking to each other silently and what might transpire after that moment.  To be honest, it doesn’t need to be anything, but I can see it now and I  think it could be a really cool visual to see.  

I feel like I should take the opportunity to vent a little bit about the work environment today.  I catered a Viacom holiday party in a huge warehouse on the water.  I don’t need to remind you again that it was extremely cold, but I feel obligated to say that the work uniform was a—and pardon my french—motherfucking t-shirt.  Mind you, all of our work stations were right by the entrance, and it was about 30 degrees outside.  I got goosebumps within moments of taking my jacket off.  It kind of seemed like a health violation right?  A liability?  A serious error in judgement?  You remember when I mentioned that exposure to “the cold” is a surefire way to…um, getting a cold?  What the fuck!  Now the sick people are gonna get sicker.  I heard body heat was one of their excuses.  3500 people was supposed to keep us warm.  Get.  The.  Fuck.  Outta.  Here.  I don’t think so.  There might have been 3500 people in that warehouse, but they couldn’t have lit a campfire.  And somehow, someway, this is all a segue to the kicker.  One of my first jokes that I ever wrote about in my notebook was a joke that I like to call “double digits.”  It was a joke revolving around shoe size and how meaningful it is to make it to double digits.  For me, a size 10.  I remember vividly the first time I got a pair of size 10 shoes.  It was a joyous occasion and every subsequent purchase of a size 10 was just as great as the previous one.  One day my sister and I (fairly positive it was us two) were at Nordstroms because I wanted to try on some Timberlands.  Before we knew it, there was someone coming over to help us try on some shoes.  He asked me what size I was and I proudly told him a 10.  This wasn’t some regular worker though.  He must have thought I was lying because he made me put my foot into one of those sizing things and he had the nerve to tell me I wasn’t a size 10 because the faulty sizing device he had was obviously giving him the wrong feedback.  So he comes back later with a 9 or 9.5 or a 10 and I reluctantly tried all of them on, not willing to admit which one felt better.  Everyone knows that Timberlands fit big.  He went on and on and tried to prove his point but I wasn’t having it, so I left without Timberlands.  The point is…I was a size 10.  About a year and a half ago I bought some air forces for the primary reason of being my everyday shoes that were gonna get beat up.  They were size 10.  They started creasing pretty quickly.  Everyone knows some Nikes run big.  You know?  So today, right as we were packing some of the last stuff in to the truck, the lift that was being used to haul some of the heavier items was coming down and I was standing in the wrong place.  My foot was sitting underneath the lift and slowly I felt the lift lowering onto my foot and as the seconds past my toe was getting crushed by the lift.  Everybody recognized it when they saw I couldn’t get from under it and they quickly stopped the lift and raised it, so I could get my foot out.  I was in shock.  I thought I was done for…but I also felt nothing.  That’s because the lift didn’t get my toe.  It almost did, but it missed it by about a half a size…maybe less.  You get the picture?  If you’re a size 10, then you’re a size 10.  Don’t let anyone else try to tell you different.  And who knows…it might just save your life.

[vintagepresley]

Gotta aid my gator. 😂

No but sometimes I forget it’s not good to just drink only water and I had a little dizzy spell so I’m like let me get some electrolytes in my system along with some red dye 40. LMAOOOO

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Internet's latest conspiracy theory: April the pregnant giraffe is just an April Fools' joke

It just can not be a coincidence that April the Giraffe, the invariably pregnant and viral video star, is called April and that April Fools’ Day is arising.

The net’s present day conspiracy concept regarding the upstate Big apple zoo’s giraffe and its a lot watched live stream of her very, very long pregnancy (she became due in mid-February and giraffes to gestate for about 15 months) is that it’s all a problematic April Fools’ funny story.

SEE Also: Humans are trolling the giraffe birth live stream through announcing giraffes lay eggs

With the pranksters’ excursion of April Fools speedy coming near, April the Giraffe can be a virtually long comic story that duped each person. Come on, study her; she appears to just be chilling — so do not bargain this as an epic prank yet.

Masses of hundreds of visitors have been looking the zoo’s live feeds day by day for weeks, so this will be a large prank in that case. This couldn’t just be an innocent #GiraffeWatch phenomenon.

Now not to say the Harpursville, The big apple-based totally Animal Adventure Park, which is closed for its has been raking it in. They now have sponsors — be aware the Toys R Us emblem on the lowest of the move. And the “discover ways to sponsor” button on their dedicated April the Giraffe website. Specific organizations are vying for a spot on the boring as hell spellbinding video that everybody is glued to.

The April Fools principle’s premise is simple: April isn’t pregnant. We have been looking this feed for nothing. April Fools! April definitely got you!

What Happens When a Wireless Home Security Camera Loses Its Internet Connection

  Ne of the principle concerns humans have with wi-fi home protection cameras is with the relationship. As you understand, internet connections can occasionally drop, and on the maximum inopportune times too. One of the maximum not unusual searches online is: my digital camera continues losing the connection. The biggest question humans then have is what happens next, once the relationship comes again. Well, the answer to that all relies upon on your cameras, the setup, and the reliability of your internet connection typical.

When the relationship Drops

Exclusive safety cameras have Distinctive alert features. If doubtful, test the alert options within the user guide. If you have not bought your safety cameras yet, preserve studying. There are a few matters you might need to appearance out for that notifies you of certain occasions that breach your safety possibilities. Any such is to send out an alert When the internet connection is misplaced.internet explorer

Common digicam alerts may consist of the subsequent three alternatives:

Movement detection-brought on by way of Motion (movement) within the digicam’s area of view (FOV) Power loss-digital camera must preserve to function on its backup batteries internet down-digicam must continue to record to its inner reminiscence (microSD card)

Concerning that remaining factor, the digital camera will best continue to record with a tool that has a continuous recording setup. In all the above scenarios, your camera security gadget should ship you a vehicle notification alert to inform you of these occasions. Observe-up indicators

With lost Energy and dropped net connections there need to be a 2nd alert. This time they tell you While the Electricity and the internet are lower back on and your device status returns to “working”. Now not all cameras provide the same capabilities though, so it is essential to test. With most safety cameras you furthermore might get to personalize the settings to suit your needs. You can have the option to turn signals on and rancid, alongside other things, so be sure to refer to your user manual for steerage.

WiFi Cameras that hold Losing Connection

If is irritating While a WiFi protection digicam maintains Losing its connection. Not only will signals bombard your SMS or email inbox, but you feel defenseless because your setup is not functioning as it should do. While checking your cameras you may probably see comparable status to these:

The Criminal Conspiracy To Increase Democrat Voters 100-Days Before 2016 Presidential Election

We all realize that crime is up inside the United states, so what does our splendid Teleprompter In Chief, President Obama, do? He we could 100s of thousands of humans out of jail. There is additionally some talk among Democrats to allow human beings in prison to vote, and ex-cons nevertheless on probation, parole or in half of-manner houses to vote. This they’d love to do via the use of a government order by the President, and if the Splendid Court docket says NO, it might be too past due, the one’s humans would have already voted in the 2016 Presidential Election, less than a hundred days away.

The current policies for former felons vote casting are this, quoted from a con-

Income voter agency; “Individuals convicted of a legal are ineligible to vote while incarcerated, on parole, or on probation. balloting rights are routinely restored two years after the final touch of all supervised launch (except if convicted of treason). Ex-offenders have to re-sign in to vote.”

There’s a piece of writing confirming Element I of the Democrat Plan to boom electorate, former prison inmates, who are anticipated to vote Democrat after being launched from prison early – published on August 3, 2016, in the U.S. Nowadays;

“Obama problems record-breaking 214 commutations,” with the aid of Gregory Korte which said: “Political scientist P.S. Ruckman Jr., who tracks pardon and conversation facts, stated it is the biggest one-day provider of commutations in history. The preceding report: July 26, 1935, while President Franklin Roosevelt issued 151 for immigration-related offenses.”

This seems to be a check to peer if the media selections up on it

If not the Obama Administration may go for a big block of releases. This fits in the Democrat Platform of racial profiling arrests and our historically large than maximum international locations jail population. There have already been big releases in California and different states, and wager what, crime is skyrocketing – and let’s not overlook the fanning of flames with riots and protests from the White Residence – those problems bring about criminal pastime, vandalism and civil unrest – which then proves their point that we’ve got race-relation problems – which yes had been created by way of the Democrats to keep their cycle of justification of awful behavior blaming the Republicans of direction – go discern?

Bernie Sanders at the campaign path has stated that those incarcerated should be allowed to vote, and Obama has stated the ones who’ve paid their because of society for his or her crimes ought to also be allowed to vote. All three, inclusive of Hillary Clinton, have said that we need to trade our crook justice legal guidelines and let tens of millions of American citizens (criminals) out of prison to walk unfastened amongst us. Think about where all that is actually going.

How to Tell A Great Golf Joke

Say your foursome involves a par three and there’s a backup – a 15 minute wait or so on a crowded path on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. Say you’ve got tousled the ultimate hollow, or certainly one of your buddies is just now not playing his normal sport. Or, say you are just irritated at the imminent wait to tee off. Here’s how to inform a excellent funny story:

Loosen up and act confident. If you’re unsure your target audience will sense it. And If you act confident, you may be confident.

– Do not inform it in a monotone. Vary your voice and provide sound outcomes.

Tell the comic story with a grin, Do not in advance giggle – just keep a grin going.

Tell a tale shaggy dog story. Quick jokes Do not work too well to get out of a bad mood.

– Pause before the punchline.Wait at least one 2nd earlier than giving the punchline.

Here’s an example of the way to tell an extended golfing shaggy dog story.

John Daly walks right into a clubhouse bar and reads a signal that hangs over the bar:

Loose BEER!

Loose BEER FOR The person that CAN Skip THE Take a look at!

So John asks the bartender what the Take a look at is.

The bartender says, ‘properly, first you need to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the entirety at once and also you can’t make a face while doing it. 2nd, there’s a ‘gator out lower back with a sore enamel… you have to take away it with your naked fingers. 0.33, there’s a girl up-stairs who’s in no way had an orgasm. You gotta make matters right for her.’

John says, ‘well, I’ve finished a few outrageous things in my existence, but as a whole lot as I would like Loose beer, I may not do it. you need to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila after which it gets crazier from there.’

nicely, as time goes on John drinks some, he asks, ‘Where at tee QE Elah?’ He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with each fingers, and downs it with a massive slurp and tears are now streaming down his face.

Next, he staggers out lower back and shortly all the people internal pay attention the most horrifying grappling and thumping followed by way of a fierce roar, after which silence. John staggers lower back into the bar, his blouse is ripped to shreds and large scratches are all over his frame.

[vintagepresley]

*He looks down to see her at his feet.*

"Explains why she wants more water. Awready gave 'er a bowl."

*He walks into the kitchen with the bowl and sees Teddie cleaning up the mess.*

"Hey Teddie while yer up, can ya grab a Gatorade fer Jodie? Gotta clean out the dog bowl."

-- Sheriff Kwimper

He’s gotta aid his gator. Lmaooo

[vintagepresley]

"Ah guess so. Little lady it is then, don't wanna just call her dog every time we gotta feed her or do something like that."

*he sits down on the floor and strokes the dog.*

"Just some gatoraid if we've got any left. Got aid my gator again."

jodie tatum

Lmfaooooo 💀 Jodie being obsessed with Gatorade now first McDonald’s lol

[vintagepresley]

"Don't get why you're so concerned, pop. It's just my hand it ain't no big deal, a nice doctor man sorted it out for me."

*he puts his hand out to Pop and looks back over at Toby.*

"Gatoraid. Gotta aid my gator cause of this damn heat."

jodie tatum

IM SCREAMING AT JODIE SAYING AID MY GATOR 😭💀