#Gotham always loses to metropolis at hockey sorry

[bruciemilf]

Lol, I just read the 'cigarette mom! Thomas' and now I suggest to you....

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Rebellious daughter! Bruce as a consequence of Thomas and Martha's odd ways of parenting...Bruce may have un(he very much did)intentionally made a harem for himself(every single person you see him with)

PLS!! It’s such a shame Thomas died before he could meet Clark :(( Because that boy would’ve melted from one look lmao. Even better if Pa Kent used to be Thomas’ number one enemy at Metropolis vs Gotham games :)))

let’s imagine for a second that Thomas and Martha didn’t die and Bruce still became Batman. He definitely brings all the boys to their yard and it’s TIRING.

“…Wait a goddam second…That accent ain’t no Metropolis. Boy, where you from?”

“Oh, I’m from Kansas, sir :D”

“…Who’s your daddy?”

“Joseph Philip Kent The Second, sir ^^ I believe he mentioned you a couple of times! Boy, you sound like a fun loving guy—“

“GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!”

[bluboothalassophile]

Blu hello =) i your stories they are so interesting, love to read them all! oh can i request a story were the batfamily + some redrae/raex moment + friends are playing baseball + plus everybody surprised that bruce gives raven a high five (this sounds like a fun scene haha) please =) of course, if not to bother you in anything, oh and thank you

Hello,

So sorry for the delay in posting your request. My shift at work is brutal, so I’m exhausted. I did try for the high five between Bruce and Raven, it just would not cooperate, but I hope you still enjoy the story! =)

Gotham Knights Vs Metropolis Meteors

“Raven, we talked about this,” Jason sighed as he and hisgirlfriend arrived.

“Yes, but as I am not from Gotham I refuse to abandon my NewYork Mets, besides, they’re winning for a change,” Raven smiled looking at herphone.

“Not the point, we’re here to see the Knights, and the Meteors,why the fuck would you walk around in essentially a neon sign saying ‘Mug Me!’?”Jason demanded.

“I will have you know I am perfectly capable of defendingmyself,” Raven snapped.

“Without powers?” Bruce inquired as his second son and Ravenapproached the group.

“While that’s a bit more challenging, I live with him, and I’ma New Yorker!” she defended flatly as she jabbed her thumb at Jason. Jason rolledhis eyes.

Bruce had been roped into this by Clark who was bringing Jonand Lois to Gotham for a weekend of baseball, and Clark insisted that the wholefamily come. Dick was more than eager to volunteer himself and his siblings forthe weekend outing, Raven and Jason on the other hand had taken Alfred levelbribery. And even now, Bruce could not figure out what had driven the pair downhere for the weekend.

Slowly Jason was coming into the folds of the family again;however, it appeared his second son and the demon were a package deal. Whichmeant Raven was being dragged into the family as well, and Bruce was not certainhow to feel about that. Jason was very attached to his demon girlfriend, andRaven seemed to be very attached to his second son; which concerned Brucegreatly.

“Jay! Rae! You’re here! come on!” Dick shouted, Raven evadedDick’s grasp, and waved Jason off as he was dragged into the herd of kids.

“So, Raven… the Mets?” Clark asked.

“Victor and Jason forbade me from rooting for the Yankees,”Raven answered as she walked with them.

“Why?” Bruce asked.

“Because the Yankees are the Gods of Baseball, and it’s notsporting if your team doesn’t have a chance of losing, or winning,” Raven said.

“Why not the Dodgers?” Clark asked. Raven snortedindignantly.

“Do I look like a Cali girl to you?” she asked in herperfectly flat monotone. “I’m a New Yorker, I’m rooting for the Mets, and rightnow, we’re kicking Arizona’s ass!”

“Then why not go to that game instead?” Clark offered.

“After the last time Jay and I went to Arizona it might bebest if we never go back,” Raven said cryptically. Bruce and Clark shot eachother a look of confusion but Bruce honestly didn’t know what Raven was talkingabout.

“So, do you at least like baseball?” Bruce asked cautiously.He had no idea how he was supposed to talk to the young woman, the one dinnerthey had shared to straighten out her intentions with Jason had also beenawkward. Bruce hated to admit it, but he didn’t know much about the empath otherthan what was in her file and what his sons had told him about.

“I love it, you can blame Victor and Jason, they dragged meinto this,” she stated firmly. “And Hockey, they dragged me into hockey too.Victor likes hockey a lot, accused Jason of hiding it from him.”

“Hockey?” Bruce blinked.

“Yeah, it’s really cool!” Raven said with a faint smile.

“Anything else?” Clark asked her.

“No, I don’t like football, but I root for the Patriots; Vicand Jay do too,” she said thoughtfully as she went through security.

“Raven!” Jason shouted for her.

“You’re on your own! Good luck keeping him Dick!” Ravenshouted back.

“Witch!”

“Bastard!”

“You’ll pay for this treachery!” Jason avowed.

“I doubt it,” she shrugged.

“Why is that?” Bruce asked her dryly, slightly amused at hisson’s antics to try to escape his brothers.

“He likes sex with an empath too much,” she answered as shewalked to her seat. Clark and Bruce just stared after the young woman.

“She did just…?” Clark started.

“Yes, yes she did, Clark.”

“She’s… forward,” Clark snorted. Bruce pinched the bridge ofhis nose as he prayed for patience. Jon and Damian were bickering already. Dickand Tim were dragging Jason into bets, Raven sat beside Jason with her phone inhand checking the updates. “Perhaps she’s not all bad Bruce.”

“She’s a demon, Clark.”

“Diana’s an Amazon, I’m an Alien, Jon’s a hybrid, Conner’s aclone, come on, Bruce, a demon is not even close to the weirdest thing tobefriend your sons,” Clark sighed.

“That’s not the point,” Bruce muttered as he sat besideRaven.

“The point is that I can destroy the cosmos on a whim, isn’tit?” Raven asked with a cold smile as she looked over at him and Clark. “Noneed to worry boys, I’ve heard it all before. And we’re here to watch theKnights get their asses kicked by the Meteors.”

“Excuse me little bird but the Knights are going to win!” Jasoncountered.

“Jay, I love you, I do, but your baseball team sucks morethan mine; which is saying something since I’m a masochist and root for theMets,” she sighed.

“Could have rooted for the Cubs,” Bruce pointed out.

Raven chuckled. “You raise a valid point; except you canblame the Cubs winning the World Series for me and your lunatic son to bedating.”

“I’m not insane.”

“Depending on the day of the week,” Raven replied sweetly.

“Rae, I know where that book you need is…” Jason trailed offand smiled deviously.

“You wouldn’t.”

“I would, I really would.”

“I’ll send you to hell.”

“Pretty sure I still have a restraining order from Satanbanning me from there until my final death,” Jason smiled.

“Jason, you shouldn’t pick on women,” Bruce sighed.

I’m not picking on her,” Jason started.

“He is, and he does it all the time,” Raven sighed turningon him. Bruce managed to keep his lips from quirking in amusement; just barely.

“I thought I raised him better,” Bruce sighed inexasperation.

“What!?”

“It’s horrible, dreadful, he’s always so mean, and ooo! Jason!the teams,” Raven’s attention was gone.

“So now you like me,” he rolled his eyes.

“Shush you, it’s the Anthem,” she stated as the all rose forthe anthem. Bruce softened a bit then. Maybe Raven would fit into his oddfamily.