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aphmcu-mha · 1 month ago
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I haven’t finished watching Gotham yet but so far, by far, my favorite episode is S2 E20. The ending is just so mwah🤌🏻💋. Gordon, Alfred, Penguin, Butch! All so utterly badass. I love ‘em! Bruce also got a badass moment! I love this episode!(can you tell?)
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tampire · 9 months ago
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This gifset slaps!
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ineffableriddlebird · 4 months ago
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Girlboss: *Threatens Them*
Ineffable Riddlebird: *Looks at Jim*
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gen-kenobi · 4 months ago
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so i am currently rewatching Gotham and I genuinely believe it needs to be watched as a comedy because what the fuck do you mean the former mayor of the city comes back from the dead as an immortal assassin that cannot be harmed by blade nor bullet, and Oswald's response is "okay but what about a rocket launcher though."
That entire scene is pure comedy. Oswald's casual little "see you in hell Theo" and the music switch up as Butch emerges from the shadows with (you guessed it), a fuckang rocket launcher that launches rockets.
Meanwhile, this is just another Tuesday in Gotham for Jim and Alfred, who watch the scene unfold like this:
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Here is the clip if my brainrotted description of it has unfortunately struck a chord:
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oicuperp · 5 months ago
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silly thingy for pride month hehe :3
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gilverrwrites · 5 months ago
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My horny ass has been watching Gotham again.
A-Z Gotham Men* and how they fuck you.
*like 75% of Gotham men: Alfred, Bullock, Butch, Ed/The Riddler, Jerome, Jervis, Jim, Lucius, Maroni, Penguin, and Zsasz 🖤
18+ MINORS DNI
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Almost everything Alfred does is practiced, and purposeful and despite all his training, he’s still rough around the edges. But when he looks into your eyes, when he hears his name on your lips, all of that hardness and posturing dissipates. He tries to praise you but it comes out all muddled and breathless. So he worships your body as best he can, gently brushing your most sensitive parts with strong calloused hands, rocking your bodies together until you’re as lost as he is. Sometimes he does it with those white cotton gloves still on, and he neglects to clean them for days after because he can still smell you on them.
Bullock talks a big game, but he’s not the man he used to be. Still, what he lacks in youth, he makes up for in enthusiasm. Swollen lips kiss and suck at you, wherever he can find, his scruffy facial hair leaving beard rash on all his favourite parts. Firm, clammy hands pull and grope and guide your body, showing you how he likes it done. “Oh yeah, ooooh yeah, baby.” He pants between ragged breaths and clenched teeth, “Feels so fucking good baby, just like that.” When he’s done he wipes you down with a wet cloth and a cheeky grin, offering to buy you a drink he’s needed since you started.
Butch is big and sturdy and such a good boy. Butch is happy to say whatever you want to hear, to do whatever you want him to do, for you to use his body however you need to get off. “Anything for you Ma’.” He gets high on the scent of you, whimpers when you touch his cock, and eagerly licks up any mess he’s made, whenever, and wherever you allow him to. He’s at your service, just tell him what to do, so long as you shower him with your praise and adoration when you’re done. He especially loves it when you run your fingers through his hair, and plant your kisses behind his ears.
Ed is curious and attentive. His voice is shaky as he asks “Is this okay?” “Does that feel good?” “Is all this because of me?” His long fingers tentatively exploring every inch of you, in and out, memorising every jerk of your body, retaining every noise you make. He refuses to cum until you’re ready, until you’re fully entwined and engrossed in each other.
But The Riddler knows you’re needy. The Riddler takes advantage of that desperation, because it makes you dumb and mailable. He uses your body for his pleasure, he knows where to twist and pull to make your walls wet and tight around him. When you try to speak, he shushes you, cups your cheeks in gloved hands and coos; “I know, I know. Don’t speak. Just take it.”
Jerome is unpredictable. Some nights he’s a tease, making you beg and plead for your own defilement. It’s an act, entertainment, and you’re his favourite performer. When you’re good to him, he’s good to you, but when you’re bad, he’s really really bad. But it’s hard to be good, because he likes to move the goalpost whenever he senses you getting comfortable.
On other nights he’s clingy, and dutiful. He uses you to keep his cock warm, cradling you, swaying your bodies back and forth, inching himself deeper and deeper inside of you, and laughing into the crook of your neck.
Jervis is composed, and poised. He rolls his sleeves up and lets his hat sit askew while you ride him. Likes to watch the way you wither and pant, your eyes grow more and more vacant each time you work his cock deeper into your burning core. Likes to whisper and woo you with his sweet nothings. “Aren’t you a treasure? Fucking yourself for my pleasure?” It’s such a thrill to watch you come undone for him, especially when you’ll unravel yourself willingly.
As to be expected, Jim is the vanilla type. The quiet type, the strong and sturdy type. He makes love to you like it’s his duty, holding you down in missionary or the mating press as he hammers into you in powerful, uniform thrusts into your both coming undone, your name escaping his lips in an atypically soft whisper when he finishes deep inside you. What’s less expected is his oral fixation. Jim likes to relieve his stress by loosing himself between your legs, by licking and sucking and biting all the parts that make you flinch. He likes to know he’s left his mark on you, even if it’s confined to the places only he can lay his eyes on.
Lucius is like the cat that got the cream, grinning the whole time, every time. No matter the place or position, he peppers your skin with kisses, the curl of his lips evident with each press of his open mouth. He likes it slow and deep. Holds your feet over his shoulders and sink in until you can both feel his tip press against your cervix. Tell him how good that feels, smile back at him and he’s a goner. He likes to finish in your mouth, likes to watch the way your body perks when his cock twitches against your tongue, the way your expression softens, and your lids grow heavy when his thick, warm cum hits the back of your throat. You can barely roll over to grab the tissue before he’s on you again, ready to assault you with yet another round of smile-laden kisses.
Maroni likes a show, likes to be entertained, likes to know he makes you feel good without barely lifting a finger, he’s just that good, you know? So he lets you grind against him, or lets you ride him, nice and slow. He might play with your nipples when he wants you to make those pretty little noises, or press your tongue down with his think fingers when he wants you to be quiet. After you’ve found your release he holds your hips in a vice-like grip as he bucks up into you, deceptively fast for a big guy, until he unloads wherever he sees fit.
Penguin fucks you in a frenzy, high on your body, using you like every time is the first and last chance he’ll get. He ruts into you in short, sharp movements. He likes to see you on your knees, worshipping at his feet, taking him in whatever hole he pleases. He likes to rub his cock on your face, likes to mark you with his musk. When he speaks, it’s between shallow, harsh breaths, he begs demands that you call out his name, again, and again, louder and louder, ensuring everyone knows you belong to the King of Gotham.
Zsasz doesn’t care about your pleasure or comfort. In fact, it’s your pain that gets him off. Zsasz will fuck you dry so he can watch you flinch. He pinches, and wrenches, and grabs you like a ragdoll. He enjoys choking you until your neck is bruised and swollen, until you're crying deliciously salty tears that he loves to lick up. He likes to cut you on those fleshy, tender parts, likes to see your deep red blood on his pale hands. He loves to fuck you until you’re shaking, until you’re sore and overstimulated and begging him to stop.
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butchjolyne · 3 months ago
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oswald is in a jar and the gotham writers are shaking the jar
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gwensy · 6 months ago
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autism-connoisseur · 2 months ago
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HELLOOOO SAILOOOR
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mysecretwindowuniverse · 1 month ago
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1x22 | All Happy Families Are Alike
Watching Oswald claw his way from umbrella boy to King of Gotham is still so immensely satisfying a decade on.
Happy ten year anniversary Gotham!!
Bonus: Ok, supermodel
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m-rabb1tch · 7 months ago
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Butch dies from cringe 💀
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humanplaypretend · 1 year ago
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have some more of these bc it's all I can do lately
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keithornico · 2 months ago
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Just a couple not all, more like who were or would you be more happy to see on screen?
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shyjusticewarrior · 1 year ago
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"Straight white mens jobs are being stolen by minorities" is actually a statistical error. Butch Gilzean, who gets his job stolen by minorities 10,000 times a day, is an anomaly and should not have been counted.
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nevereverthem · 26 days ago
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Gotham : Season 1 Episode 2
Okay... Two weeks later I'm finally watching the second episode... I'm NERVOUS guys!! The more I learn about that show, the more I'm growing unhinged over the characters and the plots like AH!!
Breathe, breathe... Aaaaahhhh. Let's go.
OH MY GOD!!
The little montage of the previous episode!! So cool!! And it starts with Oswald's voice, which is a plus. 🙄 Yeah, I know. 🙄
Bruce, in the living room, in the dark, and a candle. Way to be dramatic...
What is he... WHAT!? You're tryna see how long you can hold your hand over a flame before it's too much or before you burn and die, you stupid!? Jim told you to "be strong", not to turn into the Human Torch!! That's the story of his life, boy hesitated between two superheroes. 🤣
Alfred coming in though. x) Bruce immediately getting up and moving away from the candle like he's been caught masturbating. 🤣 Yeah sorry I thought about that. 😭🙃
"blabla my bloody ass..." I can't help with how Alfred talks. I LOVE it. 🤣🤣 It's just... I thought the rich family and butler thingy would mean incredible politeness... NOPE! x)
Bruce, hand behind his back. Bro, you're not subtle!! You could have just nonchalantly put both your hands down like nothing happened. People don't ask if there's no clue. x)
A "terrible liar". No shit! x)
"Come on, show me." Aaww, Alfred tryna be soft. 🥹
OMG!! How Alfred got angry so FAST!! Man's also emotionally struggling... Bruce lost both his parents and now he's doing things like this, hurting himself... Alfred doesn't want to lose him too... 🥲
When I see the skyscrapers of Gotham... It looks like it's gonna be a fancy party or whatever... and you're in a dark alley in the streets with Selina. Not complaining though. 😌
Oh! A necklace... 🤔
The homeless whatever program... Sounds suspicious! 🤨
Selina being called "Cat"! Of COURSE!
WHAT!? What are they being jabbed with, damn it!? And the dude just shot the older guy left!? What on heart!? Run Selina, RUN!!
"Oh, fudge!" Like, we drug/kill people, but we don't curse. That's called manners. 🤣😭
The guy thrown through a window, dear GOD! Enjoy your dinner. 🙃🥲
Jim's face when he discovers the homeless guy that's been shot...
The military plate. 😱 That hits hard for Jim. Like it's become personal, you know.
Selina, watching... I mean it's her episode! And, she's got a thing for stalking, watching.
Harvey with the coffee "I bought you one but I dropped it." Just shut up! 🙃
The officer assumes that the "homeless junkie" jumped through a window!? Man!! I hate those assumptions!! Someone threw him, you dick! These cliché!
"You're not a bad guy, you're just a bad cop!" Jim got up to drop bombs!! 💥😱
Jim starting a fight with the other cop damn. X)
Harvey dropping HIS coffee is KARMA!! 🤣🤣
At the GCPD,
You see, the guy's not high!! He was assaulted!!
[I'm 5 minutes in and I've already written that much so you either bear with me or just go read something else. 'Cause it's gonna be a long ride!]
"Nobody gives a crap about us!!" So true...
"We're grown ups. We're smarter than you." STOP YOUR BULLSHIT!! You piss me off Harvey!! Am I gonna like him at some point or not? 'Cause your age doesn't determine your intelligence!
Harvey says that he's gonna "beat the truth out of him"!? What is that??
WHAT!? Harvey is such a damn hypocrite!! Jim tells him that he can't beat a 16 year-old down, so Harvey brings up the "not long since you put a man in the river". You're an ASS!! (and Jim did not do it 🙄)
Jim is a "pain in the arse" because he wants to do his job correctly!? Okay, right!! Tell me Harvey's gonna get better. 😭
OMG Jim pushing Harvey away! The reaction of the 16yo guy! x)
An officer, "Hey, watch the shoes, clown!" and Harvey just punches him!? I... Are the cops in Gotham all... yeah yeah, it's the city... 🥲 Harvey needs to sleep RIGHT NOW! "Shift's over." Damn right. 😅
Aaaaahhhhhh!! That's the scene!! Oswald tryna stop a car!! I'm already screaming!!
The WALK!! My little disabled baby. 🥹🐧 (I'm allowed, I'm disabled too)
The guys stopping, then moving, then stopping, then moving again... You can already see the shift on Oswald's face...
The song they listen to is nice though. Don't know what it is but appreciate.
Dick! Spraying Oswald in his face! Bro. Just hand him deodorant idk.
I have a thing for the way Oswald talks. Complete sentences with specific chosen words... The sound of his voice... Melting! 🫠🫠
A beer? Oswald drinking a beer is so odd to me. That goes with the "frat boys-ish" cliché then. Rure dicks who drink at any time. ~ I suppose.
"What the hell happened to you anyhow?" -> "It was my own fault. Foolish arrogance lead me astray." You see what I'm talking about!? 😍🫠 Or is it just me who lacks english skills? 🤔
"I'll be back." (I had to. x))
All it took was for the guy to tell him that when he walks he looks like a "penguin" and that was it! The shift bro!! How he stabbed the guy with the broken bottle. Damn it! I already knew about that scene but in context it's WOW!! Plus, the fact that he was already called "penguin" before he got his leg injured... And now the way he walks because of it adds to the nickname... Dude's had ENOUGH!! Then again, these guys were dicks, but I don't condone their execution dude! 😅🙃
💥 INTRO TITLE 💥
I mean, right after that scene is such a good choice!
"I thought you were with the program." The fact that their chief is in all this is AH. And the... "It's not like I can order you to break the law but... This is Gotham." 🤣😭 That city's cursed my boy!
AAAAHHHH!! Edward peeking through the glass door!! I'm hyperventilating again!!
He's always so giddy with excitement, it's so refreshing! Yeah, I know how it turns out... But let me appreciate just sheer enthusiasm. 😌
Btw, Harvey looks so done, while Jim is intrigued. x)
The "old Arkham Asylum". Here, we're talking about the real things, damn it!!
"Thank you, Ed." And he stays there... Of course, who decided that 'thank you' would also mean 'now you shall leave'? 🙄 Neurotypicals... 🙄
Arkham's been close for 15 years!? 😱 Suspicious again? Not so closed I guess...
Harvey asking if Fish Mooney is still mad at them... 🤣🤣 Wanna bet?
The band playing at her club is 🔥🔥.
"Bravo! Bravo!" Imma melt every time I hear french. 🫠🫠
Falcone!! Btw, how Butch immediately saw the change on Fish's face and got up! That's his job I know, but he genuinely looked concerned.
The face of the waiter though. His smile! Is he onto something or does his job amuse him that much? Like, "serving the Mob, how exciting!" x)
"Men who are about to die are very honest. It pays to listen to them." Lmao, me instantly thinking of Oswald in the previous episode. Btw, is Falcone always gonna drop these quotes? I'm all for it!
The Waynes and Falcone were sort of linked!? Oh crap. The two balanced each other... Huh, interesting. 🤔
Oh, the Maroni family...
"I never lose sleep over my enemies. It's my friends that keep me awake." SEE!? 😱😱 The man is dropping insane quotes each time he speaks!!
How Oswald metaphorically spat on Fish when he talked to Falcone. Dude tried to save his ass all the ways he could. x) 🥲
FISH!! Why ya lying? Why ya fucking lying? Blabla "deep love" blabla "respect" blabla "like a father"... Falcone's not buying it. He surely isn't that stupid.
Fish about her love life. 💔
Oooohhh that's why the waiter had that smile. 🤣🤣 He sleeps with Fish, right, right.
What!? WHAT!? The man gets beaten up in the middle of the club... I...
"Thank you for being honest with me. It means a lot to me. It shows wisdom and humility." -> Translation : "If you betray me, you'll end up like that guy (and/or) I'll break everything you love."
Aaww Oswald's picture. He looks so innocent. (He's not x))
Gertrud!! Renee and Crispus though.
"A woman!? You're sure?" Hum.... NOPE. x)
"GCPD?" "Like that, but honest." I can't argue with that. 😅🙃
Butch, I like the blue tie. ☺️
Fish swearing she's gonna kill Falcone some day soon. Damn! I know he dies, but is it her doing? 🤔
"I just wish that Penguin was still alive." OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I didn't make that little punk suffer near badly enough." Well... Disabled for life is enough in my knowing opinion... 😅
OMG Oswald 🤣🤣 driving the car of the guys who took him hitchhiking and that he killed. 🙄
Where did he put the bodies though? 🤔
Oswald renting a van? "I'm not fussy." Hum, liar. But in your current state it's clearly enough. 🙃
The bodies are in trash bags? Man! Where did he get the bags though? 🤔
Btw, Oswald drives with his bad leg!! Doesn't that hurt?
OMG, the kidnapped kids waking up! 😱
Aaaaahhhh Harvey walking in, all heart-eyed for Fish, internally asking for mercy. 🤣
Jim still doesn't buy their bullshit and I appreciate it SO MUCH!!
"Guess you misjudged me." Nope, nope dude. You couldn't kill Penguin. She was right. But they don't know... Yet. 🙃🙄😅😧
"You're just a little sinner like the rest of us." Why does it sounds like she's trying to flirt with him? 😭
Still this "... no one cares to know." That infuriates me!!
Aw, Barbara and Jim. 🥰
"Can't believe the system is so corrupt."
"You have no idea."
"What do you mean?"
OOPS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jim's face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jim, you're a terrible liar!! At least you can't lie to Barbara. She sees right through you!!
OMG how she called the newspaper just like that! AWESOME. 🤣😎
"Don't do it again." - "Yes, boss!"... Jim's breathing just after, like... They had fun I think. 🙄🥰
Gotham at night is always so different damn!
The guy who sells the drug : "I gotta stand up for what is right here."... Dude... You don't care about the children... You're asking for more money to run away and cover your ass...
"The doll maker doesn't tolerate failure..." The implications of his name sounds so creepy. 😭😭😭😭
"You didn't call the Gazette, but did your girl call the Gazette?" Harvey, deduction, on point at least. 👌
"You gotta learn to control your woman." SHUT UP RIGHT THERE YOU- AH!
"Kinda like her the way she is." Aw, green flag again.
Harvey'd talk about women, just... Yeah shut up.
OMG, the "bad guys" put on an act for the detectives, I can't. You know, the woman looks very cliché respectable... but she's not. 🙃
The guy in the corner holding a gun to the man in charge of the 'shop'... OMG x)
Each time I hear "Arkham Asylum" I can't help but think about Jerome... I CAN'T WAIT!! Okay... Calm down... I'm wet... Wait!... What was that? 🙄 (Btw, I know Jerome is like 17 - 18 when he's arrested... but the ACTOR was 21 at the time, so it's okay!! Not being disgusting here, thank you.)
"[...]The Wayne Foundation is planning on reopening the old place again." WHAT!? That was THEIR plan?? Okay, I'm out, I'm out. x)
OMG that was so COOL!! The whole speech and then the hint : "Nobody's safe!" Lights out, shooting! 😱
How Harvey yells "JIM!!" Corrupted cops, arguments, but still a partnership somehow. 😌
The owner erupting from under the table. x)
JIM!! GUN!! And his FACE. The determined gaze!! 🫠🫠
Jim shot the old guy in a snap of a finger!
He fell down the hole... Where does that lead to?
Rescuing these children at least!
OMG The Mayor, plus Harvey, Jim and their boss, plus the children in front of journalists. "[...]We will take care of you as if you were our own children[...]" BULLSHIT!! They are homeless children that you didn't care about before... But now it's on the news so it's important... Ladies and gentlemen, here is the truthful representation of society and politics! 🙃🙃🙃🙃
Oh, my bad, they're taking the kids off of the streets and taking them elsewhere. At least they're doing something... Selina's expression though. That looks like massive arrestation, not a caring program... But hey... Benefit of the doubt. 🤷‍♀️
A toast? Fuck you.
Foster homes for the "cute, undamaged" ones... And "correction facilities" for the others... WHAT ON EARTH!? Benefit of the doubt MY ASS!!
"I see you're using the child snatchers as a pretext to lock up children... without a trial." 💥 JIM! How I LOVE YOU! ❤️ Ain't afraid of no politician! The guy fooled a Mob boss. Ya think he's gonna let a Mayor alone?
"Thank you my friend. Valuable input. Most refreshing." I... I can't deny the Mayor's response is amazing. x) Amazingly infuriating, but on point!
OMG Alfred at the GCPD.
Aaww, Alfred is asking Jim for help concerning little Brucey. 🥹🥹😭😭
"Never had a child before." - "Nor me." x)
"Tea time, should we say." Is Alfred english? The man says "bloody" and talks about "tea time". I swear it's as cliché as that!
Bruce, the desk is so big compared to you. (Height jokes, I'm also very petite, mind you)
Is Bruce listening to METAL!? DUDE!! And those drawings? Man's entering his alternative phase. 🤣🤣 I'm ALL FOR IT! I know his parents were murdered and it's all dark, but let me fantasize.
Selina asking to talk to Jim Gordon!! Girl's been listening. Girl's tryna get a way out of juvi.
Aw, is it her mother in the necklace pendant?
Oh no! Don't let it hang off your pocket! You're gonna lose it. 😭😭
Selina's already went to juvi apparently, got some experience.
OMG!! Actually made me GASP!! The snatchers in the bus!! 😭😭 Selina instantly recognising the lady and the man. 😭😭
The Mayor's angry... Angry he's gonna look bad on the news yes. 🙄
For once, Harvey's right about hitting the drug seller guy!! Jim's standing still, watching. He's got his approval.
"He doesn't like it when I beat people, but for you he has no objection, why is that?" OMG Harvey, EXACTLY!! Jim's breathing gives it away though, can't say he likes it.
"Math. The lives of thirty children versus one scumbag." JIM!! 😮 Please, is he using the word "scumbag" to mimic Harvey? 🙄
"So I can beat you [...] and Saint Jim won't interfere." PLEASE 🤣🤣😭😭
When the man starts giving informations and Harvey wants to beat him again, Jim stops him. Jim stays Jim. 😌
Shipping containers? Really, human merchandise...
Selina hiding on the bus. OBVIOUSLY. Not subtle though. Duck your head, you stupid! 😭
Honestly, she couldn't have hidden efficiently. That's not realistic. The woman should have seen her!
Anyway, got out, hid under the bus. Fair.
The dude's really like "meh, miscounted, we have enough kids anyway." High five! I... Filthy little... AH!
Selina running away... She technically shouldn't have been able to escape... But again, there wouldn't be a story if she hadn't. 🙄
OMG the logo!!
Trident Intercontinental shipping... Really!?
"My eyes. She scratched me!" OMG the payoff!! Selina told the little boy to "go for their eyes" which she did!! AWESOME!!
OMG, she's got fucking CLAWS in place of her nails damn it!! 🩸🩸
Okay... Guy's been shot. RIP. I mean, you were working in children trafficking, so... No RIP. Go to Hell.
Bitch's searching for Selina... When is Jim gonna come to the rescue!? With a bunch of cops I hope...
Just, her ripped skinny jeans and leather jacket... 😌😌
Oh no, the necklace!! BUT, another payoff!! The necklace has been hanging for dear life on the edge of her pocket since she got on the bus!
"You are a very naughty little girl." Ok. 🙃
JIM!! I KNEW IT!! BABYYYYY!! Whack her!
Selina not wanting to say her name. Again. Meh, at least your wish was granted, you got to see Jim Gordon. x)
Harvey's here too, obviously. Is it just the two of them? Seriously!? There is no squad for rescuing a bunch of children!?
Yeay Harvey got the other bastard! At least he did that!
Oh, Wayne's manor! Alfred. Jim. And tea. 😉
Bruce : No sleep. When he does sleep he has nightmares. Burning, cutting himself... Brucey baby no 🥺🥲
No psychiatrist. That's the rule...
Alfred wanting to live up to Bruce's parents expectations for his education. 🥹 "Trust him to choose his own course."
"Sounds like a recipe for disaster." 🤣😭 JIM.
"He wants you to talk some sense into me." Aaaaahhhh Bruce eavesdropping!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cackling, rolling on the floor. I know it's supposed to be sad, but I can't help it!
Alfred said "bloody" again! I swear! I'm gonna count them! x) 3 in 2 episodes for now.
"Alright, Bruce. Talk to me." - "I'm perfectly fine." Yup. That's the response of someone who's not doing well. I mean look at him. 🥲
"Alfred's a worrywart." Bitch. x)
Aaaaahhhh "Talking to someone can be very helpful." - "You must have seen terrible things in the war. Does it help you to talk about what you saw?" - "Yes, a little." - "You're not a very good liar." BOOM!! That exchange!! That's the second time in the episode that someone tells him that. I can't. x) Patterns guys. Patterns!
"I'm testing myself!" What did I say at the beginning, huh!?
Bruce grabbing a biscuit and sitting on the couch. I love when eating is used as a "fuck you/no thank" device. x)
Alfred standing in the corner. Cutie butler. 🥹
AaaaH Bruce talking about the children, talking about money... and Jim saying that what they need is someone to care for them, like Alfred does for him. Well played Jim, well played!! 😌🥹
"There must be something I can do." Oh. Callback? He couldn't do anything for his parents. Now he wants to do something whenever he can? 🤔😭
Oh, they were given clothes then! Right!
"After all this, you're sending us upstate?" Selina's so right! One more trauma for these children and now juvi. Yeay. 🙃🙃🙃🙃 STUPID!
She's 13? Bruce is 11. Huh!
Oh... Her mother is nowhere to be seen, legally considered dead... Another mystery. 🤔
"Go get him (Gordon), or I'll say you touched me." I... Oh My... Ah! She... Ok... Ah... "James Gordon... I'm gonna scream in about three seconds..." SHE IS AH!
Oswald aaaahhhh!! 😌😌
I was wondering when we were gonna get news from your whereabouts...
Laying on the van's floor... Is he wearing borrowed clothes from the man he rented the van from or... Is it the clothes of the dudes that he killed? Could be possible. I can't.
Baby? Your makeup is smudged.
OMG, Gotham's map!! Falcone. The Mayor ("oink"). Wayne. Harvey. Jim (stooge lmao). Fish (Bitch!) with the bloody knife! x) OMG that's someone who's got a plan! 😱😱
His phone ringing, how he got up though. OMG! He kidnapped the guy who was driving!? How did he... OMG!! Oswald!! Why did you... Ah!
Oh MY GOD!! How the guy's mother thinks it's a trick from her son! Like she isn't even trying! Oswald sent a fucking video and asked for 10,000$. He is even willing to lower the ransom. And the woman still isn't buying it! "Well that's disappointing." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's peak morbid comedy! x) "She didn't believe me. You must be quite the scamp." RIGHT, huh? How far must you have gone before, that your parents don't even bat an eye at your kidnapping, thinking it's a joke and not even doubting it a second!?
And, Oswald's smile. PLEASE!
Ah, Selina, here finally comes JIM GORDON. 🎉
"I've been watching you. You're friends with the boy. You're not like the rest of those folks." Jim immediately looking around, judging his own colleagues. Damn right girl! x)
"The boy? Bruce? What do you mean you've been watching me?" X)
I love that she's 13 and already got people around her finger. x)
She knows about Mario Pepper being a patsy. Jim is impressed, confused and worried. 🤣🤣
"Could you get me out?" - "It's possible." Jim bargaining. x)
"I saw who really killed the Waynes. Saw him clear as day."
Aaaahhh that's right! She was right there, hiding! Not to get killed herself! 😱😱 Did she actually saw what he looked like? I mean, Bruce saw him up close... Maybe Selina has other informations... details Bruce didn't notice... 🤔 We'll see...
OMG!!
It took me 4 hours to watch the episode & write down my reactions. I press the pause button so much, rewind too! It is so WORTH the time! 😌
Will we hear about the "doll maker" again? 🤔
Oswald got me thinking... He killed a man for a sandwich. Then killed a man for a car and kidnapped the other for money.
Btw, how did he do that, like... The guy should have had physical dominance, right? Let's say Oswald's got secret abilities!
But please! Does this mean he killed before? Like, the old fisherman wasn't his first? 🤔
Btw, that's some elaborate map/planning board that he's got there. That's so amazing seeing where he is now, and knowing what he's going to become later... That's some climbing the ladder of (criminal) success!
Where did he get all the pictures though? Newspaper, magazines??
Anyway...
Building, building, the second episode and more mysteries... and problems. 🤣🤣
Edward seems so innocent for now, that's... Ah!
Okay stopping now.
If you've read that far, THANK YOU!! 🫶💕
Looking forward to the next episode. 😌😍
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oicuperp · 5 months ago
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me and bestie before heading to the hospital to kill falcone >_<
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