#Gorillaz × reader

[writer12]

Hiiiii

Please write Murdoc smut x afab read from gorillaz 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

And here it is! Murdoc isn't my favorite character, but I can totally write for him!

It is clear to everyone that Murdoc is a pervert and a rather unpleasant person.

Sex with him will vary depending on your relationship status. If you are just an outcall prostitute, he may be very rude to you and not talk too much about himself. But if you are his girlfriend, then he will be more gentle and attentive with you.

Given his childhood, he has a certain lack of praise. Therefore, during sex with you, if you are his girlfriend, he may ask about your feelings, watch your facial expression, fearing that he will do something wrong. But if you are a one-night stand, then he will not pay as much attention to you and will hide his feelings behind the facade of a cool bassist and creator of a popular music group.

He loves to receive any kind of praise from you or your loud moans, something that proves that you are satisfied with his work and enjoy it.

I think, given that he is a Satanist, he definitely performed some kind of ritual on you. If you are not important to him, then he will not mind giving your soul and body to Satan. But if you are in a relationship with him, then he will perform small rituals that do not kill you, for example, your blood as a request to the devil so that you two can be together or your blood so that you are under the protection of a demon.

There is still a possibility that such small rituals can develop into intercourse on a bloody pentagram in a dark room with burning candles.

He doesn't have a specific favorite place for sex. He doesn't mind doing this on every surface of the building where he and the whole group live.

And he's not against public sex or threesomes, but he will make sarcastic remarks about a third party. (If you want to have a threesome with Murdoch and 2-D, then you will have to convince Murdoch for a long time, because he very much doubts that the blue-haired one will be able to give you pleasure as it should)

Little headcanon: When Noodles was still a child, he would lock the doors to your bedroom when you two were in a playful mood and play music in the background so the girl wouldn't hear anything. He likes to cum inside you, but if you want his sperm to land on your stomach or chest, he doesn’t mind.

His favorite part of your body is your breasts and butt. He's still a pervert and can't resist slapping your ass or squeezing your breasts.

He likes beautiful lingerie and role-playing games. His favorite ones: where he is a Satanist who called you, a succubus, for carnal pleasures, and where you are his crazy fan who came after the concert to have sex with him.

Don't mind sex during your period. He is accustomed to the taste and sight of blood and finds it disgusting. But if you are firmly against it, he will be slightly offended.

He doesn't have any favorite poses, he just likes to try everything new and interesting.

Speaking of this, he definitely doesn’t mind trying some of your kinks and if he likes them, they will become part of regular sex.

[yuqiune]

☆ She's My Collar

Heads up: Contains; Face sitting, squirting, kinda facial, make out, hair gripping, overstimulation, female bodied reader, fluff at the end

Member: Jongseob

A/n: The fact that jongseob likes Gorillazs makes me so happy idk why, I don't really hear idols talk about groups like gorillaz so trust I screamed. Sorry I'm rambling but I hope this is good, shorter than I thought

𖹭 You don't have to read if uncomfortable

𖹭 @kisseobie @ilseobiee

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"Jongseob~"

The grip on the headboard got tighter with every second, your legs numbing. One hand on the headboard and the other lost in his yellow locs of hair. He's been eating you out for what felt like hours, the best hours of your life. Lick after lick, slurping back to back, his tongue flipping through your folds like a book, drawing every moan and whiny whimper you had.

"We made a green meadow, Whenever we would collide"

The numerous violent orgasms that ripped through you from his tongue alone made you impossibly wetter than before "Seobie~" the only responses you got from him were muffed grunts, sending vibrations straight to your core, which caused you to pull on his hair more.

You had tear stained cheeks when he lifted you up above his head, you would look at him with blurred eyes. His face would glisten from your slick and cum, mostly his mouth and nose. He would flicker on your clit and your eyes would shoot back to your head as you spray all over him, freeing your hand and covering your mouth as your squirt landed over his face, covering anything not drenched already

He would lick his lips and look at you with lustful eyes "Don't do that baby" his groggy voice made your brain fuzzy "your noises get me going, wanna please you more" he growls before forcing you back down onto his tongue, whimpering on contact. You runt your cunt against his mouth and nose and breathe out a moan at the sensation you felt.

He slurped all your juices and cum, messing over your pussy like it was the last meal he would ever devour again. His muffled groans and sentences sent shocks of pleasure up your body, making your eyes blur as tears trinkled down your face "seobie~ fuck" you cried "Too much baby, g-gonna cum again-" a quick gasp got caught in your throat when he plunged his tongue into your pussy, a porn like moan escaped your lips as you pulled on his hair again.

You started riding his face and tongue, his hand caressing your thighs to your hips, over and around your ass, gripping your body. Faint chants of his name float into the air as your head rolls back. The buzz of your hot, sweaty arousal and your sticky wet and basically numb thighs around his head as your cunt was being mulled made you heart and pussy pulsate.

Your moans got louder and longer as your thighs began to shake, you were gonna cum. Hot and hard. Your knuckles were practically white from the grip you had. His tongue didn't stop, he continued to swirl and twist every which way, hitting different angles for your pleasure.

Your vision flashed white as you felt your body fall limp, you caught yourself against the headboard as you pant, completely winded and out of breath "shit.." You huffed. You shakily lift off of jongseob's face and lay down next to him, eyes barely opened. He props himself on his forearm and cheekily smiles down at you, licking his lips "you taste good" he wiped the corner of his lips, picking up your cum and licking it off. You huffed and rolled your eyes at him and he lightly laughed

"If hearing gorillaz makes you this horny, we might have to cut your Spotify premium" you lightly wiped his cheek, trying to clean some of 'you' off "You seemed to enjoy it" he said, leaning down close to you, his nose brushing yours lightly. Your breath hitched at his action "you were the one that started kissing me" you bit back "you kissed me back" he playfully scoffed "Oh yeah?" You said, the tiniest space between you and his lips

"Yeah.." He lightly kisses, his hand finding its way to your waist, caressing you, your lips finding rhythm with him. It didn't take long for the kiss to get heated after what conquered earlier, he was suddenly on top of you as your tongues danced together, you could taste yourself.His traveled all over your body, his touch felt so loving, it made your heart swell.

You both parted, panting lightly. "You're so cute" you smiled at him "I'm supposed to tell you that" he said, his cheeks tinted pink at your comment, making you giggle softly "whatever" you didn't know how in love he was with you. The sex was amazing, obviously, but getting to see you everyday, hearing you laugh and talk about anything and nothing, Getting to be there for your pretty and ugly moments made him feel completely and utterly chained to you. You were melody to his heartbeat drum.

"She's the one I'm running with. She's my collar"

[smutbutoutofnowhere]

shoutout to content creators

stop making your characters so hot people are ovulating here

[habitabel]

Why does everyone on the internet have a fetish for their crushes smelling bad

Why would wanna fuck someone who smells like shit

First off have the balls to not be anonymous second it's not that I actively search for people who "smell like shit" I just so happen to like characters who LOOK like they smell like shit but you know what? These characters aren't real. And they never will be. So what's your problem? They might not even smell bad who knows? No one knows. Again they AREN'T REAL. you're a bully behind a screen get a life

Also you're on fucking Tumblr the freakiest website on the PLANET what did you expect LMAOOO you're gonna find some crazier shit than this so I wouldn't get butt hurt over this when there is so much worse stuff on here

[slippytapeworms]

2D -> Relationship Headcanons

warnings : none

2d's a total cuddle bug. he would just hold and hold you forever till the end of time. only a spatula could peel him off of you at this point.

2d : "hey, where ya' goin'??" (is clinging onto you for his fucking life)

you : "i just need to go to the bathroom."

2d : (finally lets go) "oh, alright. 🥰"

he's like a goddamn koala and you're just a piece of bamboo to him. 😞 honestly you don't really mind.

after you guys got into a relationship 2d would always flaunt about you to the other members. 2d especially flaunted it into murdoc's face and made fun of him.

sometimes when all the band was at rehearsal, 2d would bring you onto the couch and just start making out with you to spite murdoc. to which murdoc would start banging at 2d's head with one of the studio lights.

russ and noodle were of course respectful to your relationship and they kinda took a liking to you. they thought you were pretty sweet and saw you cared a lot for 2d, so they don't see no issue.

affection with this man is a must. he couldn't go a day without kissing you or having your touch on him. without it he wasn't getting out of bed in the mornings.

sometimes he would wear some of your clothes. wether that would be shirts, socks or shoes, he just put them on willy nilly. (of course you had to tie the shoelaces for him.)

2d would let you mess with his hair all you wanted to. he loved whenever you washed or brushed his hair. he loved your hands in his hair in general.

man's would definitely be romantic, small little date nights, romantic dinners, the rose petals leading to his bedroom where he lies, half naked, surrounded by a lot of candles. " 'ey gorgeous. ❤️"

[sardonic-the-writer]

𝐌𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐓𝐨 𝐄𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

↳ warnings: fighting, brief mentions of injuries & alcohol. murdoc is a warning in himself to be frank

↳ song: rock the house—gorillaz

↳ notes: headcanons about murdoc & you. made to be platonic/a self insert type fic, but could be romantic too. this overall just stemmed from my infatuation and hatred for his green ass

nasterlist | commissions | carrd

• Murdoc is so self-absorbed. It's honestly beyond you how he hasn't floated away into the sun with how inflated his ego's gotten

• It doesn't help that he's regarded as the sole reason for bringing together one of the best bands ever recorded—something that he holds over the entire bands head when he feels like being an asshole

• With that giant persona of his inevitably there comes jealousy. The musician gets unreasonably grumpy if someone, especially you, is ever more excited to see a collaborator over for a recording session instead of him of all people

• "You were just gawking at 'em the entire time like an idiot! Wha', never seen a bloody live recording before?" Murdocs accent clipped his words as his gravely voice spit fire at you one afternoon. You just laughed at his annoyance, not even bothered by his attitude after years of putting up with it

• "Murdoc, it's De La Soul. Of course I'm going to be excited. It's ten times better than waking up to you rummaging around in the fridge with nothing but a thong on."

• "Get fucked you little twat." He barked, stomping off and ending the little spat. You didn't see him the rest of the day, no doubt off brooding in his Winnebago. It didn't bother you. More quiet time to hang out with Noodle for you!

• More than often, the two of you have been recorded in separate interviews talking about the other. Mostly just talking shit

• "So, what's this we've all been hearing about a certain bassist getting in a car accident?" A random reporter asked you one day from over their horn rimmed glasses. 2D, who was currently the only other person besides you that had been able to make it to the questioning, scratched his head absent-mindedly as you cackled in glee

• "Yeah yeah. I ran over Muds with my car one day. Just knocked his sorry ass right over. Pow! He recovered fine, dont worry, but the moment he did, I had to run for my life." You managed to get out through laughter. "Still have no idea how those fucking tabloids got ahold of that story."

• "Wasn't it an accident f'ough? I remember you sayin that." 2D tilted his head with a slight lisp

• You just grinned toothily and said nothing

• "It. It was an accident. Right?" He asked again, this time with more nerves

• The interview was cut off shortly after that

• On the topic of cars, Murdoc's own set of wheels was probably his only pride an joy apart from his bass. And ironically, the van was the bane of the rest of the bands existence

• The amount of times you had to bang on the Winnebago's dented door to tell him to shut up— the smell of cigarettes, sex, and too many air fresheners leaking from the cracks —should be a crime

• And each time without fail, you were always met with a shirtless Murdoc; either inviting you in for his version of a night of fun or just plain flipping you off

• You always found the latter easier to deal with

• Russel has always been the medium for any serious fights you and Murdoc would have. You both fight a lot, sure, but normally over small things like who should run out to get more booze or tune up band equipment. It was only when things got really heated that the drummer would step in

• Nine times out of ten, that just meant he'd pick you up with one arm and place you in a separate room until the two of you could stand to be around each other. It was always you he did that to, too, since the one time he'd tried that on Murdoc, Russel narrowly avoided a black eye and a week's docked pay

• It really was easy to forget that technically Murdoc is your boss. With how much shit he gives out, and vise versa from all of you, it really just felt like he was an annoying roommate. An annoying, rich, and vibrant green roomate

• At the end of the day, though, none of you really hated him. Well, the jury was still out on 2D, but you had a feeling the past few years the singer had been trying to pick himself back up

• Murdoc, however much of a prick he is, is still a key part in the band. Without him, some of the best song you'd all produced would have never happened, and some of your best drinking memories would have never happened. Hell, he even did a pretty good job raising Noodle. With plenty of help from everyone else, of course

• So no matter how many inanimate objects you all chucked at each other's head, at the end of the day you'd never trade him for another bass player

• "You lot getting soft on me now?" He grinned sharply at you, licking the outside of his teeth as you pretended to vomit at the mere thought of being nice to him

• "I'd rather die and be reincarnated as a cockroach." You grimaced dramatically. But the both of you were smiling at each other, breaking up the conversation with playful punches

[mybluelonglegs]

waiting for the bell to ring on a Friday be like:

[elektramustdie]

𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞

warnings - unprotected sex ( don’t be silly wrap that willy) , dacryphilia ?? , dirty talk, damon films everything?? fingering, breeding kink.

As your two brothers chat, Damon with his damned blue eyes has been eye fucking you from across the pub nearly forever now. “Maybe y/n will get it” One of your brothers say causing you to tune back into the convo. “huh?” you raise your eyebrows before taking a sip of your beer. Your eldest brother chuckles “ listen to this” he jokingly shoves your other brother beside him. “ Ok listen!! “ Your brother liam holding back laughter, as he sways back and forth he clears his throat. “ I- Uh, i forgot” Liam smiles and hides his face in his hands. “I think you need to go home now “ You say while laughing. You stand off the bar stool and grab your leather coat before walking to liam. “ Cmon” You say before helping him stand up and walk to the door. Your other brother Noel pays the tab and grabs his car keys before following you two out. You open the passenger door and guide liam. “ alright get home safe!! “ You smile as you close the door and wave to your brothers through the window. you watch as they drive off. You turn around and walk back inside, looking at the table you were sitting at. You smile as you walk over, “ great! thought they would never leave” Damon says watching you walk over and take a seat in front of him. you and damon have been secretly going out for the past couple of months, you haven’t told anyone because of the so call rivalry with your brother’s band with your boyfriend’s. “ oh shut up let’s go home” you roll your eyes and he leans in to kiss you but stand up to walk to the door. “ oh wanna play hard to get ? “ he scoffs, running to you and wrapping his arm around your shoulder, you giggle as he rubs his nose all in your hair. “gonna let me get in your pants? “ he cheeky grins as he opens the car door for you, you turn and look at him with doe eyes “maybe”. you go in for a kiss before kissing his nose and sitting down in the car. “ what am i gonna do with you “ he laughs before closing the door and running to the driver side. the car ride home is sweet and short, as you pull into the parking lot of your shared flat. you smile and go to open your door before he grabs your wrist turning you to face him. “ I have a surprise” he whispers before letting go and getting out of the car. you can’t help but blush before running out of the car.

That’s how you ended up naked on his bed with him shirtless standing above you with a camera, “ surprise love” he chuckles as he roams your body with the camera, “ such pretty tits m’love” he bites his lip as he places the camera on your bedside table before take a peck at your hardened nipples. you wince as he soothes it with his tongue, “ damon, baby please “ you whine as you watch him suck your tit. he lets go with a pop and tilts his head to the side “ yes darling?” he asks innocently acting oblivious to the fact your bucking your hips into his to feel some sort of relief from the ache in your soaking cunt. “ need more “ you mumble out as you try reaching for his belt, he tuts “ patience m’love" he smiles sinisterly, your eyebrows furrow “please damon, just want your fingers” you bite your lips as you look into his eyes. he smirks and kisses in between your breasts before circling your clit with his thumb, the sudden touch makes you gasp “ ya like that pretty girl?” he says before teasing your hole with two fingers. you nod and buck your hips for more, “ so needy” he snickers before slipping them in. you cry out his name and blush at how wet you were, “jesus m’love, so wet taking my fingers so well” damon blinks from the look on your face to him fucking you with his fingers. “oh damon..” you whimper as you feel your orgasm approaching, “ gonna cum love?” he asks before rubbing your clit with his thumb. you nod as you feel it coming closer. Just than he stops. “want you to cum on my cock sweet girl” damon slips his fingers out and grabs the camera before filming your cunt and spreading your lips. he groans “how would you like that baby ?” he asks and moves the camera to your face. you bite your lip and look into the camera, “ oh god yes, want to feel you deep in me” you say Damon’s head to fall and rest on your stomach, “ fuck love, such a dirty mouth” he says lowly before sitting up and handing you the camera. you film him unbuckling his belt and pulling his jeans and boxers down, his tip red and leaking with pre cum. he strikes himself a bit before taking the camera back, you open your legs as he drags his tip through your folds and down to your hole. he pushes in and inhaled deeply before pushing all the way and bottoming out, “so tight” he groans as he places the camera back on the night stand, “ so good” you moan and place your hands on his biceps. he pulls nearly out before slamming back into you, setting a breathtaking pace. your nails dig into his arm as he forces himself in over and over again stretching out your walls causing your eyes to water. it hurts so good, “gonna cry pretty girl? my cock just feels so good huh ? m’love” he teases causing you to cry out his name as tears fall down your cheeks. “ yes…fuck so.. good “ you breathe out, his finger sneaks down between your hot bodies and rubs tight circles on your clit. “ gonna fill ya up, breed our baby into ya.” he gets lightheaded thinking about how hot you would look pregnant. “oh yes please “ you whimper as your walls tighten around his cock, making him wince “like that idea don’t ya?” he lowly snickers. you nod and feel your orgasm returning, “i’m close..” you whimper and look at the camera before looking in between your bodies to see where you connect, “ right there with ya love, let go.. cum all over my cock darling” he practically groans out and holds onto your hips, slamming back into you over and over again. his words, movements was all to much. you wrap your legs around him setting you up a little accessing his cock to hit your sweet spot, he was so deep in you. he was everywhere around you. you snap and flutter your eyes shut as your orgasm washes over you beautifully, damon can’t help but watch your body shake and you moan out loudly for the neighbors to hear, just watching you come undone helped him finish. His head falls onto your shoulder and he cums deep inside you. " I love you" he says as he pulls out. you lay on his chest " i love you too" You whisper before dozing off, he follows behind after kissing your forehead.

[emoxxgirl]

Here’s some of these :))

[rurivu]

that's what we call lore🚬🚬🚬

[jams-gone-bad]

Caught in the rain without an umbrella 🌂

[writer12]

♡♡♡♡♡ Requests ♡♡♡♡♡

Hi all! My nickname is Ari, I am an artist and writer of fanfiction for various fandoms.

What will I write:

Angst

Fluff

Smut (but just something not too strange, for example 'urine kink' is very strange and I won't write about it)

Fem!reader + Fem!character (because I’m a woman and it’s more convenient for me to write this way)

Fem!reader + Male!character

Gn!reader + Fem/Male!character

Fandoms I write for:

One piece

Life Action One Piece (LAOP)

The Amazing Digital Circus

Hazbin Hotel/Hellova Boss

AFK Journey

• Gorillaz

(the list will be updated after some time, so be ready!)

That's all for today! I will wait for your requests and in the future I will try to please you with more good fanfictions!That's all for today! I will wait for your requests and in the future I will try to please you with more good fanfictions!

[mrshargreeves]

I have something inappropriate (and violent) to say

[blueberrypancakesworld]

2D, Murdoc, Noodle , Russel - Relationship Headcanon

warning : implied drinking&smoking, fluff, hurt/comfort, no use of Y/n, reader is gender neutral

Info : I came back with Cracker Island into the lore and I love the four with all my heart so here have a little something. Have fun reading ;)

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Murdoc :

°The band founder himself is someone who either disappears after a one night stand or stays with you forever (of course if there's a chance of breakfast and alcohol he'll always stay anyway)

°Even if you don't believe it, he's a great romantic and love maker. Especially intimacy is a way for him to show love when it's not playing his guitar. That this closeness to his body means more to him than it seems he only feels safe with his beloved when you look at his past is a step forward.

°Because his past also haunts him from time to time, especially on bad days when everything seems hopeless, but it is the moments when he appreciates his loved one the most, when he feels the arms around him and the embrace before.

°Private concerts for his partner are a must, no matter if the other three are "forced" into it or not, his sweetheart deserves the best.

°Insists that during the cult time his hot flame is the chosen one. ,,Our Holy Pink Flame!" he had shouted through the street with a megaphone as his favorite walked beside him wrapped in pink.

°But even when he wasn't trying to escape from death, the devil, Bruce Willis or others, he tried to shed this "bad" side, to put away the alcohol, not to smoke and not to be violent, all for his darling.

°In the free time he has besides the band, he also likes to play tennis and dederball with his lover, which he is impressively good at.

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2-D :

°Roller skate dates are a must on a sunny day or when you are at the beach. He will hold the hand of his bunny the wide smile on his lips nothing but love and joy.

°Zombie movies even though he is always a little scared are somehow his favorite movies and on movie nights when they both have time together he loves to watch them.

°Of course, small private concerts are a must when he has given his heart to someone.

°2-D loves to watch his bunny with a gentle smile on his lips while he puts his love for them into song lyrics. Whether it's just a little insider between you or your whole being 2-D builds it in.

°But besides the lyrics the others casually perform with him, he teaches his heart to play the guitar and piano. Gently guiding his darling and rewarding them with kisses.

°But of course tea time must not be neglected and if his partner is not from England he explains the importance of tea and especially peppermint tea for breakfast.

°But even in the darker moments when he has been beaten by Murdoc, injured again or something else happens to him, he is most grateful that his bunny takes care of him.

°His heart tries to help him with his painkiller problem, stays with him, takes his hand and tries to wrestle through the pain by humming his songs.

°And trips on his motorcycle every now and then to a little cafe or music store just another outing for his love for his heart.

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Noodle : 

°Noodle energetic, cute and friendly a companion she met at one of her many concerts. Her cherry blossom is everything to her and a way to experience love for the first time, not love for her "family" but love for a single person.

°The guitarist, like the others in the band, insists on giving private concerts. Sometimes together with the other three to show a nice overall picture but also more often alone, the guitar mixes with traditional Japanese sounds and it becomes a special experience.

°Noodle always tried to be cheerful and cheer up her darling when things were not going well. Whether it was playing the guitar, going on a date to dance in one of the many clubs or playing chess. She knows that her partner is there for her when she is not feeling well, especially once a month, but otherwise every day.

°She just loves to ask her cherry blossom and try to teach them to play the guitar. Whether on a children's instrument or her own with the right music and Noodle's gentle instructions and songs she sings along.

°Above all, the relationship between them only grows when they travel to Japan. The country she actually came from and tried to get closer to her inner side there. They immersed themselves in the culture together and had a wonderful time.

°From trying on kimonos, the traditional Kabuki theater or eating mochi on New Year's Day. There was a lot to do together and even more love to share. In a land of endless possibilities, there were always new things to see.

°Especially when they both come back, they make soba noodles, the guitarist's favorite food, for everyone in the kitchen.

°But there are also quiet moments together cuddling and hugging and taking care of the common pet: Noodle's beloved bonsai tree.

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Russel :

°The band's drummer lost his heart to his cookie when he fell asleep somewhere and was woken up by the very person who stole his heart and drove away his demon.

°It was a meeting in the evening and he was talking about musk, he brought his love home just to get the number and from then on, boom, it just happened.

°A trip to an all you can eat buffet for breakfast followed by a visit to an instrument store and it was the perfect day for him and his partner.

°Because as it turned out, his cookie would love to be able to play an instrument and how could he say no. Which is why he promptly set about teaching his lover to play the drums.

°The two of them practiced together, alked, cuddled, gave each other rewarding kisses and ate cake that they had baked together.

°But even on the not-so-good days, when he thought about his dead friends, the demon or anything else that happened, he loved his sweetheart for always giving him a hug, a hand on his shoulder holding him and saying everything would be okay.

°It was a hold he needed all too often and was happy to get from his cookie, something he especially appreciated. Because no matter when, where or how, they were there for each other and that was what mattered.

°Even together or alone to help Russel, they would try to play ghost hunter and catch the demon. the main thing was that he could sleep peacefully but he usually did that without it when he was cuddling with his sweetheart.

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[slippytapeworms]

2D -> Crush Headcanons

warnings : none

whenever he thinks of you, he'd make playlists full of love songs and bury his head in his pillows while listening to them. he would think of scenarios where you and him were together while the songs played. 2d would even start considering writing love songs about you, you not knowing obviously.

man would be rambling in your presence. 2d'll talk about anything and everything that randomly pops into his head. he was always flushed, trying to keep the conversation going and not wanting to annoy you or bore you.

2d : "ya' know, i was thinkin' about food the other day... uh well, i think about food a lot actually. i mean who doesn't, right?? i love food, you love food too, right???" (nervous fidgeting.)

you : (nodding slowly.)

2d's such a cutie patootie that he starts doodling your name and small sketches of you whenever he can. he sometimes even draws tiny hearts around your initials, a dreamy grin on his face as he dozes off, like those cartoons. murdoc just looks at him like he's fucking insane.

speaking of murdoc, 2d would keep him as far away as he can from you. he didn't want murdoc to snatch you up too.

once murdoc had tried to flirt with you, but you just brushed him off. 2d was absolutely ecstatic. you were a true keeper. murdoc just stood there astonished, in shock. 2d stuck his tongue out and flipped him off repeatedly while you had your back towards him. when you went back over to 2d, he pulled you into a tight hug, but you had no idea why. "you're the best thing that eva 'appened to me."

2d would love your smile. it just gave him butterflies and the jitters in the best way possible. he couldn't tear his soulless eyes off of you as you smiled so he just kinda stared at you like 😮.

if you were having a bad day or a mental health stagger, he would be right by your side the whole time unless you wanted him gone. 2d would be patient with you and hear you out or just hug you if you didn't want to talk.

he himself had gone through some traumatic things, so he sympathises with you. he just engulfs himself around you in a tight hug, his long ass legs wrapping around you too. somehow it helps to calm you, it makes you feel like it's just you and him for the moment. 2d feels content when he sees that he manages to calm you down.

switching roles. when 2d is stressed or feeling hopeless, he can always rely on you to make him his favourite tea and his favourite dish or just something he's craving. you stay beside him, petting his hair, listening to him, his head resting on your lap calmly.

this turned out so well, I would think. y'all can request more! thank you for the support. ❤️

[sardonic-the-writer]

Dallas: Bitch

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