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Ride or Die | Chapter One

pairing: rodeo/cowboy!joel miller x f!reader

chapter summary : Going to your county's fair after coming back to your hometown goes a lot better than it has in past years. It usually earns you a goldfish. This year, it earns you a date with a local cowboy, Joel Miller.

chapter warnings: fluff, slow burn-ish, angst, Joel speaks Spanish (translations will be there), reader has a somewhat emotionally abusive father, mentions of grabbing, mentions of a parent being drunk, mention of parental death, switched POV's.

word count: 8.1k

a/n: alright, here it is! chapters will be every other sunday-- alternating with heartlines !! just fyi, i know little about being a cowboy so if lingo is wrong, please let me know, i'm going off purely google.

Dividers by: @saradika-graphics and @cafekitsune

Masterlist

Coming back home to Texas was not on your bingo card for this summer.

However, when you caught your ex-fiance cheating on you with your best friend-- packing your bags and taking the first plane back was the only logical thing to do.

You got home about two weeks ago. Your older sister and little brother were more than excited to have you back. Especially your little brother, Wesley.

He had just turned 18, and the two of you have always been as thick as thieves. A lot of the closeness is due to your mom dying while giving birth to him and your dad pretty much shutting down.

However, you stepped in, pretty much raising him.

You and your older sister, Everly, were close as well– as close as sisters could be. She was 5 years older than you, married to her high school sweetheart, and had a little boy who everyone called ‘Bubba’.

She lived just a few miles from your family’s property, but she and Bubba usually made it over to your dad’s daily to help around the house and hang out. 

This past week, Wes has been training for this year’s county fair rodeo show that was happening next week.

You had done the morning chores, which included feeding the chickens and ducks and cleaning out the donkey pen and the stables. You finished with making sure your horse's stable was stacked full of what he needed.

After you were finished, you walked over to the training pen and saw Wes and Trigger running around barrels, getting everything refined for the big event he was competing for. 

“You’ve got to pull back on him on that third barrel, Wes!” your dad shouted, sitting on the edge of the fence, with his arms crossed across his chest, observing. 

“Got it…” Wes mumbled, patting Trigger's side before softly saying to the dark black horse, “Let’s try one more time bud…” 

You climbed up on the fence and leaned against it, “That horse knows how to cut quick. Why are we runnin’ him days before the event?” you said, nodding at your dad and toward your brother. 

“Because it’s not the horse that’s goin’ win the medal, it’s Wes, and if can’t control the damn thing, he shouldn’t compete.” your dad clipped back at you. 

Your dad wasn’t always the warmest to any of you, but more so Wes. Part of you thinks that deep down, he might have blamed him for your mom's death. He was hard on and pushed him, but something always seemed insensitive. It seemed more callous than when he did it to you and Everly. 

“If you push the horse too hard, he’ll hurt himself, effectively hurting Wes in the process…” you tsked and got down from the fence. “Gotta think about that component too, Dad…” You turned around and started walking away.

There was a pause, and then your dad turned his head to look at you.

“Chores done?” your dad bit out, closing the other conversation. 

“We wouldn’t be over here if they weren’t,” you shot back before walking back towards the house. 

You cleaned up for the day and got ready to work in a coffee shop in town.

The goal was to escape the inevitable argument your dad would start with you when he came inside about what happened earlier. 

You left the house before they got in and drove to the shop downtown. It was a newer shop, wasn't here when you left a few years ago.

You order a drink and something small to eat and then set up at a table in the back, near an outlet. 

You grew up in this town, so mostly anyone and their dog knew you. Since coming home all of a sudden, working in a public place was brave but also downright stupid. Everyone and their moms want to know why. What happened? Why isn't Riley with you? Why aren't you wearing your ring?  

You put on your headphones and set your music to shuffle as you start working on a project you must complete for one of your clients in the next couple of days. You knew that in the coming week, things would get busier with the rodeo and fair prep happening. Knowing your dad and how he'd delegate work to you, you just knew your personal time would be limited.

Back in Nashville, you worked as a social media manager for a small boutique and a local up-and-coming musician. Both were highly supportive of your decision to move back to Texas and made things work with you remotely, for which you couldn’t be more grateful for their flexibility. 

You were just about to wrap up one of the posts to send off for approval when you felt your phone buzz on the table. It was Riley,

Can we please talk? I know you said you needed time, but it’s been two weeks– we’ll need to talk this out eventually. 

You scoffed and shook your head, closing your phone screen and muttering, “Talk it out? There’s nothing to talk out, you cheated on me with my best friend of 15 years, you dumbass.” 

You sent off the post for review and then took out your headphones, standing up for another cup of coffee.

You walked to the counter and asked for another latte. The barista said they’d bring it over to you. You smiled and thanked her, but then, when you went to turn around, you bumped into someone behind you. 

“Oh shoot, I’m so sorry, pardon me…” You quickly apologized, flustered that you weren’t watching where you were going. 

“No harm, darlin’...” You saw a brown-eyed man smiling down at you, his large, strong hands on your arms, holding you steady from when you bumped into each other. 

You swallowed before nodding and kindly smiling. “Thanks…” His hands let you go just as gently as they held onto you, before you nodded to where you were sitting. “I uh… excuse me,” you said before returning to your table. 

You sat back down and didn’t realize how flustered you were until you saw in the reflection of the computer screen how red your cheeks were. 

You let out a long and slow breath before tapping a few buttons to wake your screen again, refocusing yourself on your work. 

You didn’t see that the man you had bumped into had his eyes still on you from the front.

He was watching you, his hands in his pockets, tapping his foot lightly as he began to think about how he could approach you without seeming too eager. 

He was waiting for his coffee when the barista went to leave the front counter with your coffee in hand.

He cleared his throat and smiled brightly, “Here, why don’t you let me Susie– looks like ya’ll are busier than a hive fulla bees…” He winked and outstretched his hands. 

She nodded and smiled at his gesture to help: “Thanks, Joel. You’re a peach…” She handed him the coffee in a to-go cup with your name and order written on it. 

He smiled and walked over to your table, softly clearing his throat before he set it down next to your laptop, “One cinnamon caramel latte with brown sugar sprinkles…” then chuckled after realizing your what your order was, “Damn darlin’, want some coffee with your sugar?” he lightly teased. 

You looked up, feeling eyes on you, and took out your headphones, light music coming from them. “I’m sorry?” You then saw him in front of you and then the coffee and furrowed your brow. “Oh jeez, I’m so sorry. Did they call my name and I didn’t hear?” You looked past him at the counter, worried you misunderstood them say they’d bring it to you. 

He smiled warmly, “No, I uh, sorry. I didn’t mean to confuse you… I just…” he chuckled as he nervously rubbed his fingers through his scruff, “Damn, uh… I’m sorry, I’m usually not like this…” he shyly looked down for a moment, biting his lip before looking back at you, “I just wanted to come apologize for earlier… I uhm, I was a little too eager to get my drink and I shoulda let you leave the damn line before rushin’ into you like that.” 

You smiled softly and waved your hand, dismissing his apology. “I’m sure I had a clumsy factor in the equation, trust me.” You lightly chuckled. “How about we just assume 50/50 responsibility and not get the insurance involved for the fender bender…” you lightly joked. 

He chuckled and nodded, “I’m Joel…” he held out his hand. 

You recognized him from somewhere. However, you couldn't place where. So you nodded and said your name softly, and then your phone buzzed. It was one of your clients. “Oh, um, I’m sorry—I need to take this. Thanks for the coffee. It’s been lovely meeting you, Joel.” You picked up your phone and smiled softly before answering it. 

Joel nodded and slowly backed away, saying your name repeatedly in his head, trying to remember if he knew you, as you looked somewhat familiar as well. He smiled to himself and tucked his hands back into his jeans before grabbing his coffee from the front and leaving the shop. 

1 week later 

Reader’s POV

It was the first of 4 days of the fair. 

You sat in the bleachers with your sister, her husband and son, as well a friend, Tripp. Your brother and dad were getting everything together below in the arena and stables. 

You were dressed in your best. From the best cowgirl hat you've ever owned to your boots. You wore tight jeans and a floral tank that showed just a sliver of your stomach and gave you some cleavage, wanting to get a tan but also mess with some cowboys. 

“Look at that one, he’s a pretty one!” Everly joked, pointing out a cowboy below. He was good-looking, but you could smell his toxic masculinity from where you were. He was winking at every girl that swooned past him and was chewin' tobacco, which was an instant red flag for you.

You chuckled and shook your head, taking a small swig of your water. “Mmm, no, he screams ‘walking red flag’...” You continued to look around. 

Tripp smirked and pointed to another young man, standing by his horse and tightening his saddle, “What about him?” 

You smiled. “He seems kind, but he’s not my type... he's got a baby face,” You nudged him with your elbow. “Plus, I’m not lookin’ for anything serious right now. I’m still trying to figure out the whole Riley thing…” you sighed. 

“Figure what out? What is there to figure out? You're done with him! Right?” he nudged you back, clearly annoyed you were still ‘thinking things over’. 

You tsked and fiddled with the top of your water bottle. “It’s not like that… I just… am not in a place to be in a relationship when half of my things are still back at our place.” You shrugged. “That wouldn’t be fair.” 

“To who? You or Riley?” he challenged. 

You looked at him and bit the inside of your cheek. “Tripp, " you said, raising your eyebrow.

“What?” he looked at your sister. “Ev, tell her… it’s okay to move on.” 

Your sister nodded. “He’s right. Riley didn’t hesitate. Why should you?” she shrugged, “But also, what’s wrong with just havin’ a bit of fun, no strings attached?” she giggled, nudging you with her elbow. 

You nodded and chuckled, “Fine, fine… no strings.” You looked back down and hummed, taking in the cowboys below. 

A few moments later, your dad came running up to the arena’s border, shouting your name, “Get in here! We need you and Buck. Randy’s son's damn horse got spooked and is running amuck!”

Buck was the arena's neutralizer horse. You and he had always helped when things like this happened, as the other horses couldn't risk getting hurt. 

You quickly got up from your seat and ran down the bleachers before jumping over the fence, your dad and you running towards the chaos.

Joel’s POV

Joel had been up since before the birds started to chirp. 

He started his morning by doing all the chores with his dad before they loaded up the trailer and headed to the fairgrounds around 6 a.m.

Joel had a few events he was in today and was eager to get back on the saddle after taking a few weeks off. He had taken time to rest after getting back from the national championship in Dallas. 

He and his horse Moonshine were in the stables around 9 am as they needed to be out to the arena by half past.

The two of them having a quiet moment together to prepare for the busy buzz about to happen for the rest of the day.

He tightened his saddle, ensuring everything was secure, when his dad came in, “How are we lookin’?” 

Joel nodded towards the dusty white horse that was built of pure muscle. He was his pride and joy. He’d spent the last 10 years breeding, training, and competing with horses for his dad. So when his dad told him that Moonshine was all his 2 years ago, Joel poured every minute he wasn’t working into this horse. 

“He’s almost saddled up. I just need to make sure his hooves are clear, then we’ll be good.” 

Santiago, or Santi as most called him, huffed and came around the back of Moonshine. “He’s got competition today. Ricky’s son is competing today; that horse is a beast,” he said, patting the backside of Moonshine’s rear. 

Joel tsked and smiled. “You can have a beast of a horse, but unless the rider knows what he’s doin’ – it won’t do jack.” he looked at his dad as he lifted the first of Moonshine’s hooves to inspect. “Ricky’s boy is a little short upstairs and will get hurt before he wins anything on a horse like that.” he put the first hoof down and moved to another. 

Santi just hummed and took a small breath in. “If you say so…” he clicked his tongue and turned around. "I’ll wait for you by the gate to the arena. Take your time and make sure everything is good, yes?” He began to stroll away. 

Joel nodded, “Yes, sir.” 

—

It didn’t take Joel more than 10 minutes to finish inspecting and preparing Moonshine.

The two of them walked casually out of the barn area. Joel kept his shoulders back and head held high; he exuded confidence as he walked from the barn to the main arena. He proudly wore his national championship belt buckle, which he used to intimidate fellow competitors.

He used a lead to guide Moonshine out towards the arena, which was now filled with guests loudly cheering on another event happening. 

He wore the complete competition outfit, including his cowboy hat, black button-down shirt, jeans, and chaps. His vest had patches from his sponsors on both the front and back.  

His dad was talking to Randy at the gate, a neighbor who had invested in Joel’s bareback and bull riding career. 

Joel tipped his hat as he approached, “Good to see you, Randy. How’ve you been?” he smiled and grabbed his shoulder, pulling him into a hug. 

Randy chuckled, “Good to see you, Joel! I’ve been better—bad knee!” He tsked before pulling back and looking over at Moonshine. “He’s a beaut, Joel. I'm excited to see him in action today.” He smiled and touched the horse's neck gently. 

Joel turned and touched the other side of the horse's neck. “He’s been a fun one. I’m also excited for us to be back in the arena.” he looked back at the gate and nodded for the gatekeeper to open it. 

Before they opened the gate, a loud commotion and frenzy ensued. Moonshine reared up slightly and chuffed in fear at a loud noise. 

“Shh, shh, steady boy… steady,” he cooed to him, pulling on the brindle to calm and refocus him. 

He turned to see what was happening and handed the lead to his dad.

He was walking up to the gate when the crazed riderless horse ran past. Not long after, another horse and rider buzzed by, trying to herd the crazed horse.

You swung a lasso and shouted at the horse, “Hey, hey!” before throwing it and landing it around its neck. 

The second Joel saw who it was, it was like you were moving in slow motion to him.

You maneuvered your horse to pull back and redirect. The horse in question was headed straight for a group of people so you snapped back and pulled him away.

You hollered, “Woah there boy-o!” 

You wrapped the rope around the horn of your saddle and then clicked your tongue and pulled the reigns to the left. “Here… let's go over here…” You tugged on the rope, trying to get the horse to follow you. 

Your dad was watching from a distance. “Take ‘em to the barn!” he yelled at you. 

You nodded and looked down at your horse. “Alright, Buck, let’s get his poor kid to the barn…” You patted his side affectionately and pulled up on the reins a little. Buck circled around and then headed towards the gate.

You looked back at the horse you were dragging along and smiled, “Let’s go, come on, pretty boy…” You coaxed the horse to follow you. 

It settled and huffed a few times before walking close behind you and Buck. “There we go, that’s a good boy,” you said softly. 

The gate opened, and you faced forward, tipping your hat at Scott, the gatekeeper. “Thanks, Scotty!” you smiled and winked then clicked your tongue and looked ahead of you. “Come on sweetheart…”

You saw Joel not connecting the dots of who it was with the get-up he was wearing.

His jaw is partially ajar, and his eyes are watching you as you moved.

It was like he’d seen God herself. 

You chuckled and looked at Randy, whom you knew, he and your dad were good friends.

“Got yourself a trout rather than a cowboy there, Rand… " You nodded towards Joel, teasing. 

Randy chuckled and then looked at Joel. “Good god, son, close your mouth before you catch a fly.” He swatted Joel's arm.

You giggled, clicking your tongue to get Buck to move faster, as you headed toward the barn. 

Joel snapped out of his daze and looked at Randy and his dad, who were grinning at his reaction.

His dad shook his head, chuckling, “Just keep it in your pants until after the competition-- please and thank you.” he walked past Joel to get into the gate, tugging Moonshine with him, “Come on mijo, you’re up soon.” 

Joel looked back at the barn and smiled, then looked at Randy who was still standing there with a shit eating grin, “You heard your dad, get goin’. She’ll be around all week...” he winked.

Joel competed, and on his way out, he saw you sitting down next to your sister and Tripp.

He saw you lean over and hold onto Tripp's arm, softly laughing at something.

A flame of jealousy burned up his neck. He fixated on you from the back of the arena, watching you interact with those around you, and figured that Tripp was either a friend or, worst case, a very early boyfriend. Either way, easy competition. 

He also noticed that when a specific rider came out, you all went crazy, shouting and cheering loudly. He wondered who that might be and why he was so important. 

Randy came up from behind and stood beside him. He followed his eyeline and lightly chuckled, “Since when are you not already over there markin’ your territory?” he joked. 

Joel turned his head and chuckled lightly. “Mark my territory? What am I, a dog?”

Randy chuckled a little louder and then hummed, watching the barrel racer, your brother competing. “That’s her brother, Wes. Incase you’re wonderin’...” 

Joel hummed and then realized how he knew your family. “She’s Judd’s daughter?” 

“Middle kiddo. She’s the one who pretty much raised Wes after their mom died.” Randy said sadly, looking back towards you. 

“I went to school with her. I remember when her mom died. How did I not recognize her the other day?" He slid his thumb over his bottom lip as he started to think about your interaction. 

“She’s been in Nashville since she graduated. She and that boy she dated in high school moved up there when he got some fancy job,” he gossiped. “You probably didn’t recognize her; she looks a bit different than she did in high school.” Randy remarked. 

Joel ran through his mind, thinking of who you were with in high school, then turned his head, “Riley! That's his name… what happened to him?” he raised his eyebrow.

Randy tsked, “The fucker cheated on her with Amanda." he sighed and tapped his thumb against the railing, "She found out, packed a bag and came back home.” he said sadly then turned to Joel.

Joel’s eyebrow raised, “Amanda, as in her best friend since they were like in elementary school, Amanda?” he asked, blown away. 

Randy hummed as he nodded. “Bingo.” 

Joel scoffed and looked back at you, “So she just had the ultimate fuck over…” 

Randy nodded. “Betrayed by her best friend and fiancé... it doesn’t get any worse than that.”

Joel turned to look at Randy again, and his face showed complete disappointment. “She was engaged? And he cheated on her?”  

Randy bit his lip for a moment, not wanting to divulge too much but he figured Joel should know, “From what I know, the wedding was supposed to be at the end of this summer, but not anymore. At least that’s what I’ve heard.” he kicked his foot into the ground, making some dirt dust up. 

Joel hummed and looked at you, his features softened thinking what you'd been through the last few weeks. No one should go through that.

You stood up and waved goodbye to the group you were with, then put your phone to your ear as you headed up the steps of the arena. 

“‘Cuse me, Rand… I’m going to go try to catch up with her. Apologize for earlier.” He said before hopping the gate and jogging towards you.

You were fast and beat him to the top.

He tried to keep up, but when he got up to the top, the crowd of people and busy traffic of the fair going on around the arena was too much; he’d lost you. “Damn it.” he tsked and dug his boot into the dirt frustrated.

After watching Wes’s event, you felt your phone buzz on the bleacher beside you. You picked it up to see Riley’s name displayed across your screen. Tripp looked over your shoulder and then raised his eyebrow at you. “You need to take that…” he suggested. 

You sighed and nodded. Putting this off was only dragging the dead cat out for longer. You stood and quickly said goodbye, then slid to answer, “Hello?” 

“Hey…” he sounded sad and quiet. 

“What do you want?” you said as you started to jog up the arena steps. 

“I—I… god,” he sighed. "Where are you? It’s so loud!” He sounded annoyed. 

“That’s none of your business anymore, Riley. I asked you what you wanted, so please get to the point, or I’ll end the call,” you said coldly, looking around before gathering where you were and heading towards your car. 

There was a pause, then he sighed heavily. “I just —baby, I miss you. When are you coming home?” he pleaded, his voice soft, almost begging. 

You let out a numb chuckle. “Riley, there’s no us. You fucked that over the moment you put your cock between Amanda’s legs.” You bit out.  

There was another pause. “She’s no longer an issue; I ended it with her. I realized how much I wanna fight for us, for you.” 

You chuckled a little louder then shook your head; this was nonsense. He was nonsense.

“What don’t you understand? I don’t want to fight for us. I don’t want to be with you anymore!" you walked up to your car, "You cheated on me with my best friend for most of our fucking relationship. And then now that I know about it and did the logical thing and left you– now you cut things off with her?” you opened your car door and got inside, slamming it shut, “Riley you’re one stupid son of a bitch if you thought that I was coming back.” you started up your car. 

“Why can’t we start over? Come back home, and we’ll go to counseling or get help, please. Give me a chance,” he pleaded. 

You let him stew in silence before you spoke firmly, “You don’t get another chance. Your chance went out the fucking window when I asked you who was texting you and you lied to my face saying it was a co-worker.” you sat for a moment before lowering your voice, tears forming, “You went the lengths Riley… the lengths… to change the name of her contact to a ‘co-workers’ name so that I wouldn’t get suspicious.” you scoffed, a few tears falling down your cheeks, “That’s some psycho shit. That’s premeditated fuckin’ cheating bullshit.” you shook your head and chuckled a few times, wiping the tears, “God, you know, Amanda probably got her head out of her ass and left you -- and now you’re crawling back to me because when I left, you didn’t even flinch. You let me go.” you took in a shaky breath. 

“I’m here. I’m here now,” he said after a few moments of silence. He knew you were crying. 

Something in the way he said that severed whatever you had holding onto him. You had the clarity you needed; it was time to move on. You deserved more than this, more than he gave you for all those years.  

“That’s not enough.” You let out the breath. “We’re done, Riley. I’ll have movers come and collect the rest of my belongings, your mom's ring will be returned to you, and I’ve already taken care of our financial matters. Don’t ever contact me again.” You hung up the phone and immediately blocked him before throwing your phone in the passenger seat out of anger. 

You hit the steering wheel, your anger boiling over, “God damn it!” then you began to sob softly, not out of sadness, but out of finally feeling free. 

The next day

Joel was walking down the arena steps after running to his truck quickly to grab the correct bit that he had forgotten before his event started. His mind was elsewhere, so he didn't even notice you as he walked past.

Everly saw him and nudged you. “What about him?” she nodded towards him as he walked down the steps and hopped over the fence into the arena. 

You watched, humming softly, then noticed who he was when he turned his head and smiled at someone in the arena.

“Well I’ll be damned…” you chuckled, eyes following him as he walked into the back. 

“What?” Everly looked at you like she was on the edge of her seat. “What?!” she exclaimed. 

You chuckled louder and nodded his way. “I ran into him at the coffee shop about a week ago, and then he was the cowboy that I told you about yesterday-- the trout,” you giggled. 

She gasped, “You’re kidding me, that’s the trout?! That's Joel Miller!” She hit your arm, giggling with you. 

You nodded and kept your eyes towards him. 

She looked that way as well, then looked at you, seeing you slightly blush. “You’re interested in him, aren’t you?” she giggled, a shit eating grin across her face. 

You chuckled, “I wouldn’t say ‘interested’...” You blew off her accusation, trying to act calm and collected, but inside, you could feel your heart pound, and a small amount of heat rose to your cheeks the more you watched him move. 

He was getting Moonshine’s bit adjusted, paying no mind to his surroundings. 

You noted that he looked good handling a horse. He was in complete control. His hands gliding over the equipment confidently. There was something about watching a man with a horse that always appeased you, making you feral. 

Riley didn’t come from the ranch life. His family was wealthy and privileged. They were full of snobby, rich aristocrats who didn’t care for anyone but themselves. Being with him and having that difference in family dynamics created rifts in your relationship. His family tended to look down on you. Behind your back, they referred to you as the ‘dirty ranch girl’. He never stood up for you either.  

Joel hopped onto Moonshine and clicked his tongue, guiding him to where they needed to be. He took his hat off with one hand and pushed his hair back with the other before putting it back onto his head. He looked up to the crowd and noticed you already looking at him. 

You were in a floral sundress, your boots, and to top it off, your cowboy hat on your head. You looked insatiable. He adjusted his hips as he felt a stir below the belt before making direct eye contact with you. “Who’s fishin’ for a trout now, sweetheart?” he mumbled to himself. 

He caught your eye with his and grinned, tipping his hat to you and giving you a slight wink. 

You immediately looked away shyly and couldn’t help the smile that grew across your face, softly chuckling to yourself. 

He chuckled and looked up at the board, seeing how much time he had before he and Moonshine would compete.

5 minutes.

He looked back to you, and you were giggling with the guy next to you, the same guy you were sitting with yesterday. 

Jealousy filled him again, a heat grew up his neck and his lips tightened.

He cocked his head and whispered, "Fuck it." then decided he had enough time to make his way over to you. 

He swung his leg over and off Moonshine, then tied the lead to the fence. “Stay right here… I’ll be right back.” he muttered to the horse.

He jumped over the gate and then started to stroll over to your group. 

Tripp saw and whispered, teasing, “Trout incoming…” then he realized he was actually heading over, “Oh fuck! He’s looking right at you babe! He’s coming over….” he nudged you to catch your attention. 

You hummed curiously and turned to look, the blush on your cheeks betraying you when you found him again. 

When you two made eye contact, he tipped his hat again and smiled at you.

‘Damn it. He’s going to be trouble.’ You instantly thought as butterflies erupted intensely in your core. 

You swallowed nervously and began frantically fixing your dress, clearing your throat. Then, you stood and came down to the fence at the bottom of the bleachers, smiling at him on the other side. “Hey, cowboy…” 

He approached the other side and grinned at the nickname, “How are you doin’ darlin’?” 

You blushed and tilted your head, “I’m doin’ better now that you’re here sayin’ hello.” you flirted, leaning up against the railing. 

He chuckled and ran his thumb against his bottom lip. “What’s a pretty girl like you doin’ out here today?” 

You watched him touch his lip and bit the inside of your cheek to stop you from smiling too much. “I have a brother competing in barrel racin’...” You looked down at his belt and smirked. “Take it you’re competing too?” Your eyes trailed up his body, slowly landing back to his eyes. 

He felt himself harden the way you were drinking him in, the way your eyes landed on his belt. 

He smirked and tilted his head back at you. “I am. I’m out bare buckin’ today and then bull buckin’ tomorrow.” 

You nodded and hummed, “You’ve got some competition in bare buckin’.” You nodded to the arena. “Rob Turner is competing. He's got a beast of a horse I've heard...” You looked over at that rider and his horse. 

Joel looked back at Rob and chuckled, shrugging, “Eh, he’ll be easy to beat,” he said confidently. 

You raised your eyebrow slightly and looked back at him. “Oh really? You think you’re good enough to beat him then, cowboy?” 

He smirked, “Oh, am I no longer called ‘trout’, then?” he teased.

You turned red for a moment then cleared your throat, “Well today you didn’t look at me with your jaw open so wide that you could be catchin’ flies, so no.” you challenged, cocking your head and looking up at him confidently. 

He raised his eyebrow at your playfulness then grinned and leaned forward on the rail that you had your arms folded against. His hands to his arms were straight to hold up his weight. “Well, apologies for the lack of manners yesterday, darlin’. I was stunned by your beauty, and in that moment, my jaw fell open…” he looked at you with a broad and warm smile. 

You hummed, smiling back at him, “Well, I can’t say I haven’t been doin’ the same to you today. I guess we’re even?” 

He tsked, “Oh really? You’ve been swoonin’ over me, huh?” he leaned a little in, “In that case, what can a cowboy do to take you out to dinner then?” he winked at you. 

You leaned in to him and looked down at his lips, biting your bottom lip before you backed up a step and shrugged, “What can I say? I find cowboys attractive.”

He was speechless. He swallowed and chuckled shyly, not knowing what to say.

You saw the effect you had at him and loved it. You relished in your ability to make a man squirm.

You tipped your hat and smirked, “But I find champion-winning cowboys date-worthy…” You took another step back and looked at his belt. “Win that championship today, then you can ask me out to dinner.” You looked back up at him and smiled, blushing as you felt a sense of confidence with him, a feeling of safety.  

He grinned as he looked at you. “I win. I get to take you out?” 

You nodded. “Think you can do that or is that too hard for you to achieve, trout?” you jabbed playfully. 

He liked this side of you. He didn't know you like this in high school. You were the quiet and shy girl, this girl, she was much more confident and he found it very attractive.

He smirked and bit his lip, offering his hand. “Deal.” 

You walked back up to him and took his hand. “Deal.” 

He brought your hand to his lips and kissed your knuckles, keeping eye contact with you. 

You blushed and smiled softly, before shyly looking down for a moment before looking back up. “If you win, I’ll be up there with my family and friends…” You gently pull your hand away and cutely put both hands behind your back. 

He nodded to Tripp, “That ain’t your date?” he chuckled. 

You looked to where he was nodding and let out a chuckle. “What if it is?” You looked back at him, grinning. “Give you some competition…” You winked, then turned and started heading up the stairs. “Good luck out there, cowboy…”

He chuckled and pushed off the railing, “Ain’t gon’ need it darlin’! I’ve got a date on Friday night for you and me in the bag!” he shouted as you went up the stairs. 

You giggled and went back to sit with Ev and Tripp. They both were grinning and began nudging you as you all watched him return to his horse. 

After catching the two of them up on your conversation with Joel, you sat back and watched as he and Moonshine entered the pen where they were in before being released.

He found you again and smiled, nodding his head at you before looking down and tying his hand where it needed to go to prepare for the bucking.

While this happened, the announcer shouted throughout the arena, “Alright, alright! Our next competitor is this year's National Champion! He just returned home from travelin’ upstate for nationals… please help me give a huge warm welcome to our hometown champ– Joel Miller!” 

The crowd went wild and you instantly turned red, “Oh fuck me…” 

Tripp leaned over and muttered, “Oh, I fear he will be now…” 

You swatted his arm and gasped, “Tripp!” 

He chuckled and looked at Everly. “Am I wrong?!” he shouted over the crowd, grinning. 

Everly looked at you and shook her head, giggling, “Girl, looks like you’ve got a date this weekend.” 

You looked out towards the arena and couldn’t help but smile, chuckling, “I guess I do…” 

—

As expected, Joel placed first in the bare-bucking competition, out-running the competition by a landslide. 

Watching him compete and win was exhilarating to watch. He was meant to be on a horse. He was also meant to be a cowboy, the way he looked in that damn hat should be a sin.

As the arena started to clear, Joel came walking over after putting Moonshine back in the barn, smiling widely, presenting the new belt buckle he now had on himself.

Everly and Tripp chuckled, seeing him beam, and stood up. Tripp touched your shoulder and said, “We’ll be at the top when you’re done.”

They smiled politely and nodded at Joel before they made their way up the steps. 

Joel smiled warmly and tipped his hat to them before looking up at you as he stood with his leg placed on the bleacher below you, leaning on his knee, “So, sweetheart, what time should I pick you up Friday evenin’?” he looked up at you with soft brown eyes. 

You leaned your elbows on your knees and raised your eyebrow. “Not so fast. You didn’t say you were the national champion!” You tilted your head. “You knew you’d win today…” You grinned. “Now, I think that’s a little bit of an unfair advantage you had there, cowboy.” 

He chuckled and reached up to gently mess with the hem of your dress, looking down, “Maybe I was keepin’ that little fact to m’self…” he looked back up, “That way I knew there would be a guarantee of takin’ you out…” 

You blushed and pursed your lips together, looking away for a second with a smile so wide your cheeks hurt. 

He watched you glow in front of him with the smile you had on your face. He felt his heart pounding against his chest. He’d been on bulls' backs, in bar fights, tamed wild horses, and in some of the most dangerous adrenaline high situations– but nothing made his heart beat this fast and strong like being around you. 

You looked back at him and bit the inside of your cheek, smiling still. “Pick me up at 7.” You stood up and looked down at him, holding out your hand. “Give me your phone…” 

He chuckled and stood straight, looking at you. “Pardon?” 

You giggled, “Do you want my number or not?” 

“Oh.” he smiled and pulled his phone out of his back pocket, unlocking it and holding it up to you, “Yes, please…” 

You gently took it and put your number in, playfully looking at him every few seconds, blushing. 

He smirked and swiped his finger across his bottom lip, his eyes momentarily looking at your body from top to bottom. "By the way, I like this dress on you. You look beautiful.” 

You smiled at him and handed his phone back to him. “Text me later, I’ll send you my address and a photo for my profile pic…” you winked. 

He took his phone but damn near dropped it with your last comment. His cheeks now turned a shade of pink, and he chuckled nervously. “I’ll text ya when I get home…” he looked down at his phone with your contact info on it, shyly. 

You giggled at his reaction and nodded, “Good.” You then gathered your things and started to head up the stairs. “Congrats, by the way—on the national title,” you smiled. 

He looked up and smiled warmly, “Thank you darlin’.” 

You nodded and went up a few more stairs before turning back and shyly saying, “I would have gone out with you win or lose, you know?” You grinned and tilted your head cutely. “However, I’m glad to know I’ll be goin’ out with a county and national champion now…” You winked and then turned to continue up the stairs. 

He chuckled and looked up at you. “You get to go out with a champ, and I get to go out with the prettiest girl in the world— I call that a win-win...”

You blushed and kept walking, shouting behind you, “Stop bein’ a flirt and go home so you can text me, cowboy!” You smiled to yourself, reaching the top. 

He tipped his hat and chuckled, “Say less, darlin’...” Then he smiled as he hurried down the steps and jogged back to the barn to pack everything up as quickly as possible. 

When you got home, you headed to your room to change into something more comfortable. Your legs felt filthy, as a layer of sunscreen and dirt from the fairgrounds covered them.

You start the shower and play soft music when you hear a ding from your phone. 

You walked over and picked it up, seeing an unknown number had texted you, 

‘Hey sweetheart, it’s Trout. 🎣’ 

You chuckled and realized it was Joel. You saved his number and typed back, 

‘Hey there, cowboy. Get home safely?’ 

Almost instantly, a message appeared, 

‘Safely and as quick as I could– what are you up to?’ 

You were stripped naked as you were about to shower. You typed back, 

‘Just about to hop in the shower…’ 

You grinned, then put your cowgirl hat back on. 

You then stood so that your silhouette shone against the wall from the setting sun. You held up your phone and snapped a photo. It perfectly sent a clear message but kept him on his toes. 

You then sent the photo with the text, 

‘Here’s that profile pic I promised you. 💗 Send one back?’ 

A few moments later, you heard your phone ding again, 

‘Forgive me sweetheart– but damn! 😍’

You giggled and typed, 

‘Come on! Send one of you, handsome! One with your hat! ;)’

‘...’ was displayed for a few minutes before a picture of him in the mirror with his cowboy hat on and black button-up partially undone by the collar, smiling with his dimples, came up on your screen.

‘I’ll send you a better one after my shower, how ‘bout that?’ 

You chuckled and set it to his profile picture before typing back, 

‘Deal. Let’s both get today's grime off, and then we can send updated photos? 💗’

‘Deal. I’ll text you when I’m done, but take your time. I’ll be here, cariño.’ (Darling)

You blushed and set your phone down before hopping into the shower, smiling as you thought over the events of the past few hours. 

—

When you got out, your sister knocked on your door, telling you to come downstairs. She said that your dad said it was important, but she sounded somewhat annoyed by the urgency she was told to imply. 

You hurried and got dressed in jeans and an oversized sweater. The way she sounded annoyed made you anticipate the worst. Knowing your dad, he had frequently annoyed both you and your sister with antics, more so lately than ever. 

When you went downstairs, you saw that your dad had prepared a feast celebrating Wes’s win for both events he was in. Friends and family buzzed about the house, excited to celebrate Wes and his hard work. 

You looked at Everly, and the both of you took a breath and hopped into the mix to socialize. 

You both put on fake smiles and masked how you were truly feeling. This wasn’t about your dad; this was for Wes. Who you both wanted to celebrate and who deserved this, no matter how you both felt about your dad. 

You texted Joel when you had a moment,

‘Hey, so something came up after my shower with my family. I’ll text you after it’s all done. 💗’

You put your phone in your back pocket and focused on celebrating your little brother, who you were so proud of. 

—

At the end, after everyone had gone home, you were in the kitchen starting to wash the dishes. You had texted Joel to call you in 5 minutes as you would be done then.

Everly was cleaning up the living room, and Wes went out with friends when your dad came in and cleared his throat. “Ev tells me you might have met someone today…” he probed.

You turned your head to look at him and nodded, keeping your reaction as minimal as possible, “Yeah, she’s right. I’ve got a date this weekend.” You pursed your lips into a tight smile and looked back to the soapy water. 

“Who is it? Maybe I know ‘em…” he leaned against the counter, his arms folded, holding his beer, letting a small smile stretch across his lips. 

You took a moment before speaking up, debating whether or not to tell him. He always stuck his nose in your business; for once, you wanted things to be somewhat private. However, you knew if you didn’t say anything, it would end up in a fight more major than it will be with what you were about to say. 

You chose to bite the bullet and say ‘Fuck it.’ A fight with him wasn’t something new– bring it on.

“Santi’s boy, Joel.” Thinking about him, you smiled but fixed your gaze on the water. 

“Nah, no, you’re not goin’ out with him,” he said in a tone that made you think he was joking. 

You lightly chuckled and turned your head to look at him. “Yes, I am! Why not?” you smiled. “Is it hard to think I can swing one of the Miller brothers?” you joked back. 

His face turned neutral. “I’m serious. You’re not goin’ out with Joel Miller. You know how I feel about that family.” he pushed off the counter and rolled his eyes at you as he took a swig of the beer. 

Your smile dissolved, and you stood there momentarily, processing what he just said. 

After absorbing it, you shook the suds off your hands and grabbed the dish towel to dry your hands, raising your eyebrow at him, “I’m sorry, I must’ve miss the part where you have a say in this dad… forgive me but am I not a grown ass woman and don’t need your permission to date someone...” you challenged. 

He scoffed and looked at you, wanting to dig at you, “Well, you certainly aren’t a grown woman if you have to run home when your fiance makes a little accident.” 

You clenched your jaw at that and threw the towel onto the counter. “An accident?” you bit out harshly. “I’m sorry, I didn’t know you’d consider cheating an ‘accident’, Dad.” you shook your head in disbelief and looked back at him, “Did you ever do that to Mom? Was it valid enough to be unfaithful to her because it was an ‘accident’ to you?” you dug back. 

He looked at you, and you knew immediately you had tapped on a nerve. The pride you felt was one of the best feelings in the world. You rarely found a nerve, but it was blissful when you did in moments like these.

You tilted your head, getting cocky. “Oh? That seemed to get to you.” You grinned. “Well, guess what, Dad? I don’t give a damn what you say, think or want. It’s my life.” you said firmly. 

He looked down at the ground, then back at you. “You know the Millers are nothing but bad news.” 

“No, Dad. The Millers are bad news because your granddad said they were bad news back in his day. Then he created an unfair, false narrative that has spread to you – come on?" You chuckled mockingly and started to walk up to him. 

“Joel and Tommy were some of the most hardworking and kind boys when I went to high school with them.” You paused and looked at him, your breath catching in your throat. “And their dad?” you paused, “Santi brought us a meal when Mom died, Dad.” You teared up and shook your head, shrugging off anger you were starting to feel. “How can that be bad news?” you choked out.

He looked down at you and clenched his jaw before huffing a breath through his nostrils. “They are nothing but liars and cheats.” he said lowly. 

You felt another heat of anger crawl up your back and needed to step away. “Liars and cheats or just better than you when it came to competition?” You shook your head and went to walk past him. “You’ve always been a poor loser.” you muttered.

He grabbed your arm and turned you to face him roughly. “You’ll treat me with respect, young lady. Got it?” The smell of alcohol immediately hit you from his hot breath that was inches from your face. 

He’d never touched you like this. Never once laid a finger on any of you. You two always would argue or have yelling matches, but he never touched you. 

Your blood ran cold, and your breath became shaky.

You swallowed and looked up at him, eyes filled with fear. “Dad, let go of me…” 

He realized what he had done, seeing the look in your eyes. His eyes softened, and he slowly and softly let go of your arm. “I… God, I’m so sorry.” 

You quickly stepped away from him, holding onto your arm. Your heart was pounding, your adrenaline was pumping, and your mind was racing at what had just happened. 

Your phone dinged in your pocket before it started ringing. 

You pulled it out of your pocket to see Joel’s picture he’d sent you earlier across your screen. 

His dimpled smile instantly calms your nerves and washes a warmth over you. 

You looked up at your dad and clenched your jaw before flatly saying, “Night, Dad.” 

You quickly left the kitchen and ran upstairs to your room to answer the call. 

As soon as your door was shut, you answered the call.

“Hey…” You melted against the door, sliding down to your floor, holding your head in your hand.

“Hey darlin’...” he softly said. You could hear the smile plastered on his face through the phone, instantly making you smile. 

“Sorry about earlier– how’s your night been?” you asked softly. 

“No need to apologize. You had family come up! Nothin’ matters more than that, right?”

You swallowed and sighed softly, closing your eyes and leaning against the door. “Right…” 

He noticed the slight shift in your voice. “Everythin’ ok?” 

“Yeah, just a long night and an even longer story…” you softly chuckled. 

He hummed, “Need to pillow it out?” 

You giggled softly. “Pillow it out?” 

He chuckled, “You know, yell into a pillow or beat the shit out of one?” 

Your giggle grew, and you stood up, walking over to your bed, “‘Pillow it out’… that’s got to go on a t-shirt.” 

He chuckled, hearing your giggle, his stomach erupting with butterflies again. 

You smiled while lying in bed. “So, screaming into a pillow or hitting one? That helps?” 

“It did growing up and has come into use in my later years, I will confess…” he chuckled softly. 

You smiled and hummed, “Well tonight I think just hearin’ your voice is doin’ the trick.” You blushed. 

There was a pause, then he softly spoke, “Why don’t we move up our date to tomorrow?” he said abruptly. 

You chuckled, “Don’t you compete tomorrow?” 

“Yeah, and?” he chuckled. “Come cheer for me. Afterwards, you and I can go to the fair and watch the fireworks. It’ll be fun!” There was another small pause. “And if I’m bein’ honest, I don’t think I can wait two more days to take you out or to see you again…” 

You smiled and blushed, putting your pillow over your face and squealing into it, muting the phone. 

“Hello?” he said after a moment of silence. “Querida?” 

You came onto the phone and smiled, trying to act cool. “Sorry, I, uh, dropped the phone.” You bit your lip as you grinned, “Um, yes. Tomorrow it is.” 

He chuckled and smiled brightly, “Tomorrow then.” he bit his lip then cleared his throat, “Well then, with that being said, I’m going to go get some sleep. I’ve got an early morning. I’ll come see you before my event, ok?” 

You blushed and lightly bit your nail shyly. “Ok…” 

He chuckled again and took a deep breath, “Goodnight darlin’...” 

You sat up and smiled. “Night, cowboy, sweet dreams.” 

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slipping between future and past [SAS secret santa 2023]

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Summary: You give your friend a few pointers on what to know about Yule, and come across a familiar looking stranger in your bookstore.

Pairing: Loki x Reader/OC Talia Williams

Word Count: 3.8k

Warnings: 18+ | smut (minors & pearl clutchers, please leave I'm asking nicely); unprotected p in v sex; cunnilingus; magical restraints; language; possibly wonky interpretation of time travel & timeslipping; possibly wonky understanding of Yule [let me know if i missed anything!]

Things to be aware of: established relationship; still written in 2nd Person POV like my other 'x Reader' stories, but this time Reader has a name and it's "Talia Williams"; this is a secret santa request for @acidcasualties

Dick-tionary: smut starts at "the feel of your hands being brought" and ends at "as he marked your skin"

It was uncharacteristically slow today in the bookstore, barely a handful of people walking in, browsing for a few minutes, and then promptly exiting when they see that you didn't carry the middle school dystopia book series all the kids were raving over. It was a colossal waste of their time and yours, considering there would have been less effort had they just taken even a cursory look at the sign by the door.

You didn't carry children's books. Classics, Myths, and Romance only.

Of the number of people that walked through the doors that you could count on your two hands, you could only count those that actually made a purchase with one. Half of one.

The sound of the door chimes brought your attention to the entrance again, seeing your friend Ariadne bounding into the front area of the store with a frantic look in her eye. "Talia," she panted, headed straight for you. "Babes, I need your help. Are you busy? You got a customer back there?"

"Nope. Just me," you called out, stepping out from behind the counter. "What's wrong? What do you need?"

"Okay so…you know that guy I'm seeing?"

"Uhh…I think so? Lee, right?"

"Leif. Think trees, Babes. Anyways, he wants me to meet his family and apparently they're super into the ancient Norse traditions, so I need a crash course on how they celebrate Christmas." She paced back and forth by the table that held the New York Times bestsellers that you did hold stock for, picking up a copy of the stalker dark romance duology. "His sister likes to read, you think she'll appreciate this?"

You immediately rushed over to her, grabbing the book and nearly slamming it back down on the stack. "You gotta let them crawl before they walk. Let alone sprint," you explained, giving her Beautiful Bastard instead. "This should be a good enough in between, just in case she's not into guns being shoved up anyone's vagina--"

Up where?! she shrieked, grabbing the first book again, along with the sequel and the book you were handing her. "Okay I'll take that for his sister, and these two for me."

"This is exactly why we're friends," you quipped, ringing up her order. "Now about that other thing…you do know that just because I own a bookshop, it doesn't mean that I know everything about everything, right?"

She rolled her eyes at you. "Yeah, but I also know that you live for all these myths and folk tales, so I bet you know a thing or two about Viking Christmas."

"Alright fine. Find a chair and settle in," you said with an overly dramatic wave of your hand. "First things first, it's not called 'Viking Christmas', it's called 'Yule'. Immediately if you wanna get on his family's good side, you say Good Yule because it shows that you did at least a customary Google search before you stepped foot on their property." You handed her a small notepad and a pencil. "You're gonna wanna write this down."

When her scribbling down stopped, she perked up with a question. "Do they have a Santa Claus?"

"Yes and no," you answered her, prepping two cups of coffee and handing one over to her before plopping down on your own seat in the reading nook, your favorite one in the entire shop. "Santa Claus is what we call who the Brits refer to as 'Father Christmas'. The Brits got that from 'Yule Figure' from the Viking mythology and Mr Yule Figure himself is...Odin."

"Wait wait hold up." She shot up her hand like a kid asking questions in class. "So Odin is Santa? He goes around little Viking kiddies' neighborhoods and slides down the chimney to give them wooden axes and swords?"

"Hmmm not quite. The whole making a list and checking it twice to give the good little boys and girls presents on Christmas is...not quite how the Vikings do it. Instead they engage in something called the Wild Hunt, where Odin aka Big Yule Father Kahuna calls on his posse of gods and plays a game of non-consensual hide and seek with the living souls. So us being the 'living mortals', we have to find a safe enough hiding place that Odin and Thor and the rest of the Norse gods don't find us, because if they do…they drag us to the Underworld."

"Okay first of all, yikes." Ariadne made a big show of shuddering in her seat over what you just told her. "Can't it be something a little bit less morbid? Like if Thor finds you he drags you to his den of iniquity and has his wicked way with you?"

"I mean it's all myths and folklore anyway," you shot back with a small shrug as you finished off your coffee. "So maybe when the big girls are off in their own corner, we can smut it up and pretend that if someone other than Odin finds us, we can get some happy fun times." You both broke out into giggles at your wording. "And when we're telling the story to the smaller kiddos, we say that the gods only go after the naughty kids. Keep with the spirit of Christmas and all that." You wagged a finger in her direction, giving her another suggestion. "Or in the case of meeting Leif's family, just think which one's gonna have him more devastated, your soul getting dragged into the Underworld or your body getting dragged to Thor's man cave."

She wrote down some more notes on her little notepad before standing up, brimming with excitement. "Okay I think that's all I need. Hopefully…"

"Babes, you're there to meet the family, not get gatekeeper gamer boy levels of interrogated on what you know about Yule. As soon as you don't say 'Merry Viking Christmas', you're in the clear."

She squealed, rushing over to wrap her arms around you and give you a tight squeeze. "Thank you thank you! You just saved me from looking a total ditz meeting his family. I have a really good feeling about this one, you know?"

You gave her a squeeze back, happy that she was finally in a relationship that felt stable enough to start on that family she'd always wanted.

Maybe one day you could be so lucky with your own love life.

"I'm really happy for you, Aria. Let me know how it goes when you get back, okay?"

You worked on wrapping up the book she intended to gift Leif's sister as she asked you another question. "What about mistletoe? Do they have that in Yule?"

You scrunched her nose and shook your head at her question. "Yes and no again. Yes, they've assigned meaning to the plant but no, you don't kiss under it for fear of spending the next year all alone. They believe it to be a symbol for fertility, so it's been known for couples to hang it above their headboards so that their holiday fun times might lead to a child. It's also seen as a symbol for new life or resurrection because there's another folktale that says that Loki fashioned a weapon from the mistletoe plant to kill Baldur, and Frigga's tears turned the white berries red and resurrected her fallen son. Which if you ask me is a steaming pile of horse shit that's almost more ridiculous than how Siegfried was felled in the Nibelungenlied, but that's a story for another day."

"Hold up, but isn't Loki also a son of Frigga?"

You shrugged. "Who knows what's real and what's not at this point? These tales are thousands of years old. All we know right now is that Thor's real and he's friends with a billionaire that made a fancy iron suit and a soldier from the 40s that doesn't even look like he's hit his mid-20s. And that he dated an astrophysicist. Tell you what, if I ever meet him, I'll ask him myself. Maybe I'll even ask him what exactly goes down in the Wild Hunt if they still do it in this century."

"Ooh, if he walks into the store please text me?" You gave her a questioning look. "What? He's my hall pass. Leif knows all about it. Natasha Romanoff's his."

You handed her the gift-wrapped book. "Pinky promise, I'll tell you as soon as a 6'4 muscular Barbie looking dude from Asgard swinging a hammer and summoning thunder and lightning walks into my shop. Maybe I'll even text you if the Black Widow herself walks in so that Leif would owe a favor or two."

"Hey, it could happen," she quipped, sticking her tongue out at you like you were back in the sandbox. "We're in New York, after all. And Avengers Tower's just a ten minute walk away. You never know, you know?"

"Right," you breathed, waving her off as she neared the door. "Merry Yule."

"Merry Crisis," she shot back, blowing you a kiss as she stepped into the cold New York night.

You started cleaning the store so you could close up for the night when a new voice pierced through the quiet.

"I appreciate your refusal to believe that hokum about the mistletoe, darling. It warms my cold Jotun heart knowing that it's safe in your brilliant hands."

Large hands found themselves at your waist before your new visitor's arms wrapped around you from behind, your body going frigid at the action. "Who--?"

"Oh no..." He immediately released you from his hold, allowing you to come face to face with a towering man with onyx curls and a devastatingly handsome face that seemed vaguely familiar. "I must have gone back too far this time." He took a step toward you, his hands twitching in your direction as if he wanted to go back to where he was just a few seconds ago. If you were being honest with yourself, you wouldn't object. "Sweetheart, who am I to you?"

"What? This time?" You raised an eyebrow at him, confusion coating your words. "You trying to tell me we met before? Because trust me I'd remember meeting someone that looked like you."

"Who am I to you? What do you know of me?" he asked again, his brows upturned at the center of his forehead, his expression reminding you of a baby kitten pleading for affection.

"Not much," you admitted. "You look like the guy that tore up a hole in the sky and rode some space chariot while leading an alien army that laid waste on the city that I call home...and the guy that went up against Iron Man and his friends, including that big green scary monster looking dude."

He hung his head, looking down at the ground as he let out a long sigh. "I don't just look like that guy, darling, I--" He exhaled sharply before composing himself again. "I am that guy. Well, I was. And Banner's honestly not that terrifying once you get to know him." He looked at you again, seeing your hand and beginning to look emotionally deflated. "I went too far back."

"You know who else you look like?" you asked him, a smirk playing at your mouth as you reached for the chain around your neck, showing him the ring that hung in its center, closing the distance he put between you. "You look like my future husband."

The relief was written all over Loki's face as he eyed the ring he'd given you, a brilliant smile gracing his features when he pulled you into his arms and laid his lips on yours.  You melted into the kiss, pressing yourself against him as the god's arms wrapped around you, pulling you closer.

"My darling little mortal," he mumbled against your lips. "Somehow managing to fool a trickster god, for any amount of time, is a feat in and of itself." He kissed you again, lifting you off the ground and spinning you in a circle when you put your arms over his shoulders.

"Well you said it yourself, I'm brilliant," you answered him back when you pulled away, your fiancée keeping your feet off the ground. He adjusted his hold on you to hold you up by a single arm, making you giggle when he started walking toward the front door and made your keys materialize in his now free hand. "What're you doing, Mischief?"

"You're finished here for the night," he stated simply, all the lights turning off, along with the doors locking closed, and the sign in front flipping to "Closed" to indicate you'd retired for the night, with a simple wave of his hand. "I'm taking you home, little mortal. Close your eyes."

A breeze flew by your face and the next thing you knew your back was pressed against the familiar wooden column of your kitchen area. Loki crushed his lips to yours in a desperate kiss, both of you moaning into each other's mouths as he pressed your chests together, hands traveling down the sides of your body to wrap your legs around him.

The feel of your hands being brought above your head despite the god's hands still roaming and grasping at your thighs had your eyes snapping open, breaking the kiss with a little squeak from the back of your throat as you looked up. A thrill shot up your spine seeing a thick glowing ring of Loki's seiðr fastened around your wrists and keeping you tethered to the column behind you.

"I could not decide whether to reward you or punish you for getting the better of me earlier, my love," he rasped, latching his lips to your neck and sucking a bruise into your skin. He smirked against you when you started whimpering and arching into his touch within seconds. "So I shall do both."

You let out a whiny sound that had him lightly grasping your chin, running his thumb along your bottom lip to coax it into a pout. He kissed you again, nipping at your bottom lip before pulling away. Then another ring of his seiðr appeared at your hips, keeping them flush against the column as both rings began to lift you up, your feet soon leaving the ground until he was eye level with your pelvis.

He made a motion with his hand and suddenly you felt a breeze all over your body as he bared you to him, your clothes disappearing in a flash of green.

"Loki…" you whined, squirming under his predatory gaze as another ring of seiðr went around each of your legs, just above your knee, and opened you to him.

"I've not been home in ages, my darling mortal," he rasped, not taking his eyes off of your arousal as he licked his lips. "And I am famished." He took a step closer to you, lightly running his fingers up your inner thigh.

"Let--Let me down, then," you said shakily, feeling your walls quivering and clenching around nothing as he traced up your inner thigh again, only this time with the tip of his nose before pressing a tender kiss to your skin. "I can fix us something to--"

"Oh no, sweet Talia." He kissed you right below your belly button, groaning into your skin. "I do not crave food, my love." He continued to press kisses to your stomach, faintly chuckling when you tried to close your legs and his restraints kept you from moving even an inch. "Your reward is that I will not deny you any ounce of pleasure tonight. I have longed for you too much to deny you much of anything."

He moved his head lower, and you let out an obscene moan of his name as he ran his tongue along the length of your slit before slowly circling your clit.

"Your punishment…" he breathed, pressing slow lingering kisses and laving his tongue over your sensitive bundle of nerves. "No touching."

"Loki, wait--Oh f-fuck!" The room filled with your moans as he proceeded to alternate between long licks at your entrance and close his lips over your clit for what felt like a blissfully torturous eternity. He kept his word on not denying you anything as he brought you over the edge over and over again.

Your throat was raw from your constant moans and screams of his name and various expletives, already having lost count of how many times you came for him when he slid two devastatingly long fingers inside you and curled up, brushing against the spot that had you seeing stars. "One more, sweet girl," he mumbled around your clit, the vibrations from his voice already bringing you to the brink of orgasm yet again.

He moved your legs to rest your thighs on his shoulders, moaning against you when your entire body tensed as you came for him again, your pussy quivering against his mouth as he lapped at your release with languid strokes of his tongue. The restraints around your wrists and hips moved you down the column until your face was level with his, a weak whimper slipping from you when you saw how his lips glistened with your juices.

You barely registered the sound of the zipper as he kissed along your chest, biting and sucking more bruises into your skin. He lined himself up at your entrance, sliding into you in a single effortless thrust and eliciting a staggered sigh of relief from the god. "I've m-missed this," he whimpered between thrusts. "Missed you." Thrust. "My precious mortal." Thrust. "My wife." Thrust.

He threw his head back, letting out a decadent moan when you clenched around him after what he'd just called you. It had you desperately longing for your wedding day. Desperately aching to touch him. Just desperate for him.

"Please…" you whimpered, feebly fighting against the restraints again. When the rings holding you to the column finally disappeared, you could only let out a sharp exhale, your hand immediately clawing into your fiancée's back, the other weaving into his onyx curls.

Loki pressed you harder against the column, driving himself deeper inside you, his hands roaming and grasping wherever he could, as if he couldn't get enough of you. Couldn't touch you enough. He slanted his mouth over yours, moaning into the kiss when your tongues tangled together and you could taste your release on him. He adjusted his hold on you, letting out another muffled obscene sound into each other's mouths when the motion caused you to bounce on his cock.

Once he held you securely in his arms he started walking you further into your home, each step making you bounce on him and further weakening you in his embrace. He eased you down onto your bed, breaking the kiss and rendering you completely speechless watching his clothes melt away and baring his godly physique to you.

All you could do was breathe his name as he moved to hover over you again, pressing his lips to your cheek as he picked up the pace. He wrapped his hand around your knee, raising your leg to wrap it around his waist so he could drive into you harder. When you felt his fingers rubbing over your clit, the only sound that came out of you was a sharp moan, your body weakly arching against his hand before squeaking out, "I can't--"

"Just one more, dear heart. For me," he grunted, latching his lips onto that spot between your neck and shoulder as he kept on rubbing tight circles on the over-sensitized nub. Your legs shook and your walls convulsed around him, bring him to his own release as he marked your skin.

Once you both came down from your high, you felt his seiðr wash over you as he pulled you into his arms, putting the covers over you both with another wave of his hand. "I gotta be honest with you, sweetie, that felt a little pent up," you exhaled, a tiny part of you finding it unfair that he'd already resumed his regular breathing as if he didn't just fuck you senseless.

Damn Asgardian endurance.

"Because it was, precious mortal," he told you simply, tracing his finger along your cheek. "How long has it been since last you saw me?"

"Three months…give or take a week?" You braced yourself, already dreading what he'd say next.

"I have not seen you for over a year, my love," he confessed, pressing another kiss to your lips. "At least not like this. Every time I had seen you, you were yet to know me. There were worlds where you even outright feared me, scurrying away once you'd realized where you recognized me from. When I got to your shop earlier, I nearly believed I landed in another iteration of that world."

Suddenly your 'prank' from earlier left a sinking feeling in your stomach. "Loki, I'm sorry, I didn't know." You wrapped your arm around him, pressing yourself even closer to him if that were even possible, resting your head on his shoulder. "I just thought it'd be a bit of fun--"

"You have nothing to apologize for," he reassured you, brushing the tip of his nose along your own before softly kissing the spot. "But I have missed you terribly. Getting to hold you, to love you. To simply be here with you and enjoy a moment with my wife."

"Future wife," you pouted. "We're still in the planning phase, sadly. I take it the last time you saw me was sometime in our…future? I'm sorry this still gets confusing for me." He nodded his answer, pressing his lips to  your forehead. "Well then the timelines better fucking behave because I refuse to let you go anywhere. I get that you're a big powerful hero now, and knowing that you're out there making sure that everyone's safe and gets to come home to their families? I couldn't be prouder. But you should get to come home, too." You pressed a kiss to his chest, just over his heart. "Preferably for longer than a quickie with your fiancé."

His brows furrowed, shaking his head at your sentiment before pulling you to lay on top of him, chests pressed together with his arms wrapped around you in a tight embrace. "I've come from a time where we were married and I called you my wife. Regardless of our pending ceremony, that is what you are to me now and what I will call you moving forward. No more of those semantics."

You nudged his chin with your nose, a giggle escaping you when he pulled you up to capture your lips in a soft kiss. "Tell me about it. The future…"

"When I found you, you were a force to be reckoned with. Planning your friend Aria's wedding--"

"Ah, so she and Leif really are headed for the fairytale happy ever after?"

"No no, you were planning the wedding in Asgard." You eyes widened at the new information. "She was set to marry Thor."

"Wait she what?!"

A/N: I'm so excited to participate in this year's Secret Santa again! This has been so much fun to write for both times around, and hopefully the story did justice to the request 🥹💖

The request from @acidcasualties:

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[staleclown]

Uncanny Excess-Chapter 2: Become Human

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65418583/chapters/168559930

TW: verbal harassment, mild language, mild violence and blood :P

A/N: also disclaimer going forward!! be forewarned that all throughout this fic I will be taking insane amounts of canon-diverging creative liberties. Also I’ve never been to Detroit, I quite literally googled “downtown Detroit street names” so any Michiganders out there, I’m sorry. I write this stuff for fun and for free so I’m gonna do what I want with it. Okay luv y’all enjoy :3

TEN MONTHS LATER:

“Lieutenant, this is your new partner, Detective Stern.” Fowler slapped said detective on the back a little harder than strictly necessary, and he stumbled a step forward in Hank’s direction.

If Hank were asked to describe the bright-eyed kid in front of him in a single word, he’d be forced to go with dorky. The kid’s immaculate manner of dress—from the woolen peacoat over a spotless white oxford to the dark leather dress shoes it looked like he shined every morning—made Hank feel unusually self-conscious in his raggedy old coat and wrinkled jeans. And, to be frank, the last thing Hank had expected when he was dragged into Fowler’s office upon his arrival was a new partner.

”You can call me Connor. It’s nice to meet you, Lieutenant,” the rookie—Connor—piped, offering his hand.

Hank shook it begrudgingly. “Whatever, kid, just don’t screw up my work.”

”What work?” Fowler asked gruffly. “You never do a damn thing I ask.”

“I could,” Hank grumbled, pinching the bridge of his nose. It was too early in the morning and he was too hungover for this.

Fowler just shook his head. “Anyway, you two are assigned with the onslaught of property damage reports we keep getting. Stacks and stacks of ‘em, all related to busted-up androids.”

A muscle in Connor’s jaw twitched, and Hank figured the kid had probably been hoping for something more interesting as his first case. His new partner stood with his hands politely behind his back and perfect posture, nothing besides that one little movement implying any sort of emotion towards their assignment at all. Hank wasn’t exactly pleased, himself.

“Oh, hell no! You stick me with a rookie and then I have to ‘investigate’ those blue blood bastards getting beat to a pulp?!” Hank shouted.

“Come on, Hank. It’s a whole series of vandalism throughout the city, just like break-ins or thefts. I’m not asking you to petition to deem them as assaults.”

”Maybe the assholes had it coming, Jeffrey, you ever think of that? That group of them has been a pain in the ass for everyone recently.”

Hank looked to Connor, hoping that his new partner would at least share the sentiment and back him up. This couldn’t have been an ideal assignment for him either. Hank was self-aware enough to know he’d be a shit partner, and the case was hardly anything difficult, he assumed it was just a bunch of dumbass teens vandalizing stuff like they always did. But Connor’s only reaction was a slight furrow in his brow, and Hank thought that if the kid clamped his jaw any tighter, he’d snap one of his pearly white teeth.

“Listen. I don’t care how you feel about the case. I just need it solved, or you’ll be out of a job.”

Hank could have gone further, would have gone further, if Connor hadn’t spoken first. “You can leave it to us, Captain.”

Fowler looked to Connor. “I’ve heard promising things about you, Stern. You rocketed through the ranks faster than anyone else in the history of this department. Don’t disappoint me.”

Connor nodded. “Yes sir.”

”Get out of my office, both of you. It wouldn’t kill you to do some work for once, Anderson.”

Connor, ever eager to please, was quick to the door, and as Hank followed him out, he gave Fowler a certain rude gesture, courtesy of his middle finger.

By the time Hank had shut Fowler’s door following his indignant shout, an entirely different kind of commotion was occurring in the bullpen. Hank didn’t exactly like the kid, but watching Connor stand with his hands held up placatingly as he struggled to pacify Reed—who was shouting at him—did make him feel something like sympathy. Hank knew better than to wonder what Connor had already done to upset Gavin, but knowing the latter, anything could have set him off, including Connor’s tendency to exist.

“I don’t know who you think you are, but you sure as hell don’t have any right to get in my way,” Reed snarled.

Connor’s voice was calm as he replied, though his expression was nothing short of bewildered. “I apologize, Detective Reed, I’ll pay more attention to where I’m going in the future.”

That was the wrong thing to say. In one fell swoop, Reed shoved Connor against the wall and pinned him there with his forearm. Connor grunted at the initial impact, his skull cracking against the wall, but didn’t fight back.

”Are you mocking me, rookie? Because if you are, I’ll make sure you get stuck on tin-can duty for the rest of your life.”

Connor managed to tilt his head in confusion, even with Gavin’s ulna against his throat. “Tin-can duty?”

He scoffed. “Yeah. You’ll never make it out of all those stupid, waste-of-time android cases.”

Connor’s face darkened at that, giving Reed such a malicious look that even Hank had to admit was kind of intimidating. Connor must be a sympathizer. Hank huffed as he realized that must be the real reason for Connor being on this case. Of course his new partner had to side with the cold, unfeeling monsters that had killed his son.

”Reed!” Fowler’s voice boomed from across the room. Gavin turned, stepping away from Connor, although not before slamming him hard into the wall for a second time.

As soon as Gavin was away from him and being thoroughly chewed out by the police chief, Connor exhaled, perfect posture slumping as some of the tension left his frame. He tried to ignore all the eyes on him as he smoothed his collar and straightened his tie, the familiar movement comforting. He sank into his desk chair, grateful that he had turned off his blushing software, and only after everyone turned away did he finally bring a hand to the back of his head. He hadn’t received any thirium loss warnings, but the lingering effects of the momentary jostle to his gyroscope wasn’t exactly pleasant.

Connor logged into the computer in front of him, like a human would, though his instinct was to interface with it. He tried not to think about how Fowler had phrased the string of assaults as “property damage,” Hank’s outrage at being assigned the case, or the entire ordeal with Detective Reed. He was failing spectacularly. He knew the situation between androids and humans were tense from the news articles he was able to pull from the internet, and from his six months speeding through the police academy, but the three back-to-back incidents in the DPD before 11 a.m. wasn’t exactly what he had been expecting.

Some of his frustration must have shown on his face, because when Connor glanced up following a sudden feeling of being watched, his eyes met Hank’s.

”You okay?”

”Just fine, Lieutenant, thank you.” Connor hoped there wouldn’t be any follow-up questions.

”Listen, don’t worry about Reed. He’s an ass.”

”I am not worried about Detective Reed.”

Hank cocked an eyebrow. “Right. Well, if it’s a quiet morning, how about we take an early lunch?”

”Shouldn’t we be spending our time on this case? These files are somewhat more complex than what I was anticipating.” Page after page was filled with gruesome photos and descriptions that made Connor’s artificial stomach turn. The longer they took on solving this case, the more of his people that could be hurt and killed. But, of course, he couldn’t tell Hank that.

“The files aren’t goin’ anywhere. Besides, they’re not murders. Property damage can wait.”

Connor swallowed down the defense clawing its way up his throat. “I know, it’s just that—“

He was interrupted by the obnoxious ring of the phone in his pocket. There were so many things he had acquired to keep up appearances—the watch on his right wrist, the metal water bottle on his desk, the light blue coffee mug in the department’s kitchen, and finally, the smartphone he was holding to his ear—even though he had an internal clock, didn’t require hydration the way humans did, and had the capacity to answer and dial calls from his CPU. Admittedly, it was all somewhat annoying to have to keep up with, and he was beginning to understand how humans were always losing seemingly important items.

”Detective Stern, DPD,” he answered as he glanced back at Hank, who hadn’t even bothered to feign interest in the call. “Uh-huh. Right. We’ll be right there.”

As Connor hung up the phone, he could feel Hank’s eyes on him again. “Looks like you won’t get the slow morning you wanted, Lieutenant. We’re needed on West Lafayette.”

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Connor stood deep in thought in the midst of the crime scene. A mangled android lay sprawled unnaturally across the pavement of the alleyway, thirium staining much of the surrounding area. He could tell, with his superior vision, that the stains had been much larger, but had started evaporating. However, from Hank’s reaction, a lot of the thirium was still visible to the human eye.

“Well, whoever called it in must have either been a bystander or happened upon the scene shortly after the crime,” Connor relayed as he knelt next to the android, digging out the latex gloves in his coat pocket and pulling them over his hands. He didn’t have fingerprints to leave, but the last thing he wanted was to be accused of tampering with a crime scene.

“How can you tell?” Hank asked, grimacing as Connor gingerly titled the android’s head to get a look at its LED.

“Thirium evaporates after a few hours.”

”What?”

“Y’know, ‘blue blood.’” Connor lifted his hands away from the android momentarily to punctuate the phrase with air quotes. He turned his attention back to the android. He couldn’t be completely sure of its model without a test of its thirium, but he couldn’t exactly use his built-in forensics lab with Hank watching. He settled for using his visual scanners, tipping the android this way and that intermittently so it would look like he came to the conclusion by observation and not the database supplied by his processors.

He glanced over his shoulder quickly, finding Hank preoccupied with lamely nudging a crumpled tin can with his foot, and the cops at the other end of the alleyway engrossed in conversation. Quickly, he dabbed his first two fingers of his right hand in the rapidly-evaporating thirium and lifted them to his mouth, swiping the substance on his tongue. He pulled his hand away from his mouth as fast as possible and clamped his jaw shut, pretending to study the remnants of the substance on his glove as the analysis scrolled across his vision.

Aha. “An AX700.”

”English, Stern.”

”She’s a model designed to be a housekeeper.”

”’She?’”

”’It,’ whatever,” Connor conceded, although it sent a pang of guilt through his chest. “Regardless, this is a domestic android. When we get back to the precinct, I’ll take a look at the files and see if the same model has been reported as stolen recently.” Connor’s database told him this android had, in fact, been recently reported missing, but he’d have to go about this the agonizingly slow human way.

“Okay, well, let’s get goin’, then. I’m freezing my ass off.”

Connor stood, peeling off the latex gloves before dusting off the knees of his dark wash jeans. “Yes, Lieutenant.”

[alex-procrastinates]

my thoughts on the magic potion

HELLO i am so sorry i havent done any finished art in ages. school is kicking my ass and probably will continue to kick my ass for a while yet, but i promise i am working on things! and i am very excited to get them finished! im just swamped with homework and kinda suck at time management lol

but in the meantime, i have a 17 page google doc where i put all my asterix headcanons when i think of them, so i thought i would share my ideas about how the magic potion works :D

The potion is said to increase someone’s strength tenfold. That means it only builds on the strength they already have.

This means the potion will work differently for different people, based on their original level of strength.

For most people, they have about the same average strength, so the potion will appear to have the same effect on them. This is also due to the fact that the potion is simply so powerful that everyone who drinks it is insanely strong relative to non-potion drinkers. However, in some cases, the differences are noticeable.

For example, Fulliautomatix would have more brute strength than, say, Cacofonix, when on the potion. Or Asterix would be able to run faster than Geriatrix when on the potion.

The potion builds on strengths the person already has - for Asterix, it makes him extremely fast, as he is already agile and a fast runner without it. For Cacofonix, it allows his voice to create more powerful soundwaves, which can even have physical effects. 

(Edit: As pointed out by @elkaos, this actually conflicts with some of the books, where the potion is shown to have the same effect on everyone, and that's relevant to the plot in some cases. I did sort of know this, but it slipped my mind somewhat while I was writing this post. So I guess I'll have to retcon either this idea or the events of books 3 and 12 from my headcanon. These headcanons are based on my own interpretation of Asterix, which is inspired by a lot of fanfics and other creators' ideas as well as the books. Personally I find the idea of the potion's effects varying from person to person more logical, as it's described as multiplying the drinker's strength tenfold. Although maybe the effect being the same has something to do with how it was developed? I've seen a fic where the secret ingredient of the potion is Vercingetorix's ashes - maybe it's something like that where the essence of a person is used in the potion and its effect is equivalent to that person's strength multiplied tenfold.)

The potion also increases a person’s durability - their bones, ligaments, tendons, organs and muscles are stronger and more resistant to damage. This is necessary to make sure that they don’t injure themselves by doing things like punching solid rock. 

Even if they do get injured, which can happen when they are faced with sharp blades, the potion also fills their system with adrenaline, which means they usually don’t feel and are not really affected by most injuries until after the potion wears off.

The potion also increases the drinker’s stamina and speed, although this also varies depending on the drinker’s non-potion-enhanced abilities.

Obelix is a special case. But why exactly did drinking a whole cauldron of potion make it have a permanent effect on him? The potion’s effects can’t be stacked by drinking more potion while you’re already under the effects. 

I suppose the quantity of potion does matter when determining how long the effects will last - the more potion is flowing through the drinker’s bloodstream, the longer it will take to dilute enough to not have an effect anymore.

Wait. If the potion flows through the drinker’s bloodstream, then how does it have an immediate effect? Digesting it would take at least a few hours.

I guess it might have some magical property that lets it sort of phase into any blood vessels it encounters? So maybe it just radiates out from the stomach, gets to the heart really quickly and starts being pumped around the body almost immediately.

So if Obelix drinks, like, his entire body weight in potion, it’s probably going to last long enough in a large enough quantity to spread and be infused into practically every part of his body, so that then his bone marrow actually starts to make potion-infused blood. 

Therefore, every cell that blood flows to, which is basically every cell in his body, is enhanced by the potion, so it becomes an actual part of his biological composition. His blood, muscles, organs, bone marrow, fat, saliva, even his stomach acid is infused with magic potion. The only things that aren’t are his hair and nails.

This is why the permanent effects of the potion are so important to his survival. There would have been a couple of years where they could have gotten it to wear off, but that would probably have involved bloodletting or something, and obviously they’re not going to do that to a six-year-old kid. It doesn’t cause him any adverse effects, anyway, so it’s not something that needs to be reversed. He’ll just have to learn to control his strength.

He wasn’t the strongest before he fell into the potion, but because of how the potion became an actual part of his muscle tissue, he was still able to grow his muscles like a normal person would - just with much heavier weights, like menhirs. Which he has probably been lifting and carrying nearly every day since about his mid-teens. Also because the potion is part of his bone marrow and the blood his body makes is naturally infused with the potion, it creates a sort of positive feedback loop where the effects of the potion, and therefore his strength, keep increasing. This is why he seems to be stronger than the other villagers on the potion, and why his feats of strength increase in magnitude across the series, until Chariot Race when he’s able to catch the huge lump of volcanic rock that explodes out of Mt Vesuvius.

The potion also increased his durability to a very high level. His bones are as hard as granite, and his skin is also quite thick and resistant to cuts. He can still get hurt, but it takes a lot, and almost never happens. This is also why he is so mobile and flexible despite being obese. 

Obelix is a bit of an extreme case, but for everyone who drinks the potion regularly (mostly just Asterix and maybe some of the other warriors, hunters or guards), it speeds up their metabolism considerably in order to provide them with the large quantities of energy they need to function while on the potion. This is how Asterix is able to eat most of a boar nearly twice his size. (Although that was pushing it and he usually doesn’t need that much energy.)

The potion does not actively heal wounds except in the very short term, when it can exacerbate the effect of adrenaline to such an extent that it will completely heal minor to moderately serious wounds if taken within about a minute after sustaining the injury. However, it does give the body more energy, enabling it to heal faster. It also helps the immune system fight infection and the body to remake lost blood. 

It won’t cure concussions, but it does get rid of them faster and reduces long-term damage. (This is how Asterix can have had no less than six concussions in the space of a few years and not feel any lasting effects.)

Chronic illnesses and fatigue can be treated, but not cured by the potion. It unfortunately doesn't help with nerve pain, because there's no wound for it to help heal or inflammation/ bacteria/ etc. for it to fight.

Over time, this will cause regular potion drinkers to have stronger immune systems and heal more quickly. (Cacofonix still gets sick easily, but without the potion he’d probably have been dealing with asthma or an autoimmune disease. Obelix still gets hay fever in spring, but I guess maybe the potion doesn’t help with allergies. He does sometimes get mild colds and stuff, but the potion protects him from a lot of more serious diseases.)

The potion also increases a drinker’s core body temperature slightly and makes it easier to maintain, which is how all the Gauls can walk around in the snow either in sleeveless tops or just straight up shirtless, with only maybe a scarf or gloves to keep them warm. This effect also lingers over time if you drink the potion regularly. (Or if you’re Obelix. He’s like a walking heater.)

In Asterix the Gaul, we see the Gauls take potion regularly and use their strength for everyday tasks. This is because they used to take potion in shifts, so that some people would always be ready to go fight the Romans if they attacked. Doing chores while on the potion was just an added convenience. (As I speculated earlier, the potion lasts longer if you drink more of it, so maybe they used to drink more potion with each dose to make it last longer - maybe half or even a full day.)

This seemed like a great strategy until one day, a new centurion decided to attack the village at an unexpected time. The people who were on the potion went out to fight, but Asterix's potion wore off mid-battle. Not realising in time, he got into a fight with the centurion and ended up getting pretty badly hurt. (Inspired by this post - I came up with this idea while I was thinking about what might have happened in that scenario)

After that, they decided to just take the potion when needed to prevent something like it happening again. This also enabled Getafix to spend more time experimenting with new potions because he wasn’t making the strength potion every day.

so yeah! that's all i got. thanks so much if you read this whole thing. hopefully i'll have time to finish something else soon :D

[mariacallous]

Reddit said ahead of its IPO next week that licensing user posts to Google and others for AI projects could bring in $203 million of revenue over the next few years. The community-driven platform was forced to disclose Friday that US regulators already have questions about that new line of business.

In a regulatory filing, Reddit said that it received a letter from the US Federal Trade Commision on Thursday asking about “our sale, licensing, or sharing of user-generated content with third parties to train AI models.” The FTC, the US government’s primary antitrust regulator, has the power to sanction companies found to engage in unfair or deceptive trade practices. The idea of licensing user-generated content for AI projects has drawn questions from lawmakers and rights groups about privacy risks, fairness, and copyright.

Reddit isn’t alone in trying to make a buck off licensing data, including that generated by users, for AI. Programming Q&A site Stack Overflow has signed a deal with Google, the Associated Press has signed one with OpenAI, and Tumblr owner Automattic has said it is working “with select AI companies” but will allow users to opt out of having their data passed along. None of the licensors immediately responded to requests for comment. Reddit also isn’t the only company receiving an FTC letter about data licensing, Axios reported on Friday, citing an unnamed former agency official.

It’s unclear whether the letter to Reddit is directly related to review into any other companies.

Reddit said in Friday’s disclosure that it does not believe that it engaged in any unfair or deceptive practices but warned that dealing with any government inquiry can be costly and time-consuming. “The letter indicated that the FTC staff was interested in meeting with us to learn more about our plans and that the FTC intended to request information and documents from us as its inquiry continues,” the filing says. Reddit said the FTC letter described the scrutiny as related to “a non-public inquiry.”

Reddit, whose 17 billion posts and comments are seen by AI experts as valuable for training chatbots in the art of conversation, announced a deal last month to license the content to Google. Reddit and Google did not immediately respond to requests for comment. The FTC declined to comment. (Advance Magazine Publishers, parent of WIRED's publisher Condé Nast, owns a stake in Reddit.)

AI chatbots like OpenAI’s ChatGPT and Google’s Gemini are seen as a competitive threat to Reddit, publishers, and other ad-supported, content-driven businesses. In the past year the prospect of licensing data to AI developers emerged as a potential upside of generative AI for some companies.

But the use of data harvested online to train AI models has raised a number of questions winding through boardrooms, courtrooms, and Congress. For Reddit and others whose data is generated by users, those questions include who truly owns the content and whether it’s fair to license it out without giving the creator a cut. Security researchers have found that AI models can leak personal data included in the material used to create them. And some critics have suggested the deals could make powerful companies even more dominant.

The Google deal was one of a “small number” of data licensing wins that Reddit has been pitching to investors as it seeks to drum up interest for shares being sold in its IPO. Reddit CEO Steve Huffman in the investor pitch described the company’s data as invaluable. “We expect our data advantage and intellectual property to continue to be a key element in the training of future” AI systems, he wrote.

In a blog post last month about the Reddit AI deal, Google vice president Rajan Patel said tapping the service’s data would provide valuable new information, without being specific about its uses. “Google will now have efficient and structured access to fresher information, as well as enhanced signals that will help us better understand Reddit content and display, train on, and otherwise use it in the most accurate and relevant ways,” Patel wrote.

The FTC had previously shown concern about how data gets passed around in the AI market. In January, the agency announced it was requesting information from Microsoft and its partner and ChatGPT developer OpenAI about their multibillion-dollar relationship. Amazon, Google, and AI chatbot maker Anthropic were also questioned about their own partnerships, the FTC said. The agency’s chair, Lina Khan, described its concern as being whether the partnerships between big companies and upstarts would lead to unfair competition.

Reddit has been licensing data to other companies for a number of years, mostly to help them understand what people are saying about them online. Researchers and software developers have used Reddit data to study online behavior and build add-ons for the platform. More recently, Reddit has contemplated selling data to help algorithmic traders looking for an edge on Wall Street.

Licensing for AI-related purposes is a newer line of business, one Reddit launched after it became clear that the conversations it hosts helped train up the AI models behind chatbots including ChatGPT and Gemini. Reddit last July introduced fees for large-scale access to user posts and comments, saying its content should not be plundered for free.

That move had the consequence of shutting down an ecosystem of free apps and add ons for reading or enhancing Reddit. Some users staged a rebellion, shutting down parts of Reddit for days. The potential for further user protests had been one of the main risks the company disclosed to potential investors ahead of its trading debut expected next Thursday—until the FTC letter arrived.

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favorite df stone type, for any reason

it’s hard for me to say because i hate it all. it’s the rocks i’m crushed between. there’s way, way too much of it from fort excavation, where it will sit around occupying too much space and too many cycles normalizing its temperature, not fitting into bins, taking forever to move due to its weight, and generally being an eyesore. you always have way too much of it until you don’t which occurs when you urgently need to build a wall to keep a freak out or something similar.

carving it into blocks will at least let it stack up and take up less real estate but inevitably you’ll need the raw boulders for something by the time you’ve cut them.

there’s a shitload of types and they’re all nearly identical in terms of value but for trying to do Geology i’m always having to google whether Fuckneus or whatever is an igneous extrusive stone or intrusive and etc. Big pain.

turning it all into stupid trinkets to rip elves off with is usually people’s move but they forget elves are tiny (and pathetic) (and cretinous) and that rock is cheap so you don’t even get that great of a return on your trade given its weight and their caravan weight limits. you’re better off selling then, like, weird brass music instruments.

despite all of that i like gabbro and olivine. idk. olivine is pretty and the presence of both usually mean something i actually want is close by. galena is a great ore and a vein will shit out silver, which itself is my favorite metal to use (great material properties for projectile ammunition [hard-ish, heavy], overvalued economic value). flexing on your enemies with munitions made out of precious metals causes all sorts of in game and out-of-game delights.

slade is great too but for obvious reasons there’s no need to expand on that

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Streamline Your Campaigns with the Best Direct Mail Automation Software

Direct mail is far from obsolete—today, it's evolving. With the help of advanced direct mail automation software, businesses can now streamline their physical mailing campaigns as seamlessly as digital ones. Whether you're launching a product, nurturing leads, or re-engaging cold customers, automation tools are now essential for scaling and simplifying your outreach. This article explores the best direct mail automation software in 2025 and how it can transform your marketing workflow.

Why Choose Direct Mail Automation?

Efficiency and Scalability

Manual direct mail is time-consuming. Automation platforms eliminate printing, sorting, labeling, and mailing by integrating directly with your CRM or marketing automation platform.

Personalization at Scale

Modern software enables personalized messaging using customer data, increasing engagement rates.

Integration with Digital Campaigns

With API connectivity and omnichannel features, direct mail can complement email, SMS, and social campaigns.

Top Features to Look For

CRM and eCommerce Integration

Real-Time Tracking and Reporting

Address Verification and Standardization

Trigger-Based Campaigns

Template Design Tools

A/B Testing for Postcards and Letters

Best Direct Mail Automation Software in 2025

1. PostGrid

PostGrid stands out for its robust API, scalable workflows, and compliance features (HIPAA, GDPR, SOC 2). Ideal for both SMBs and enterprises.

Key Features:

RESTful API

Bulk mailing

Integration with HubSpot, Salesforce

2. Lob

Lob offers intelligent delivery and address verification tools with built-in analytics for tracking campaign performance.

Highlights:

Automated delivery insights

Smart address correction

Real-time campaign metrics

3. Postalytics

Designed for marketers, Postalytics combines intuitive drag-and-drop builders with real-time analytics.

Features:

No-code campaign builders

CRM integrations

Campaign automation triggers

4. Click2Mail

Click2Mail is a USPS-certified platform that enables mailings directly from Word, Google Docs, and web forms.

5. Inkit

Best for security-focused industries, Inkit automates compliance mail while ensuring document delivery traceability.

How to Choose the Right Tool

Budget Considerations: Look at per-piece pricing, monthly subscriptions, and API usage fees.

Campaign Goals: Transactional vs marketing mail?

Mail Volume: Some tools scale better for enterprise usage.

Security Requirements: Look for compliance certifications.

Use Cases Across Industries

Retail and eCommerce

Send personalized postcards for abandoned carts or VIP offers.

Healthcare

Trigger appointment reminders and patient statements.

Financial Services

Deliver statements, compliance letters, and renewal notices securely.

Real Estate

Send hyper-localized property listings with photos and QR codes.

Integrate With Your Tech Stack

Popular integrations include:

CRM: Salesforce, HubSpot, Zoho

eCommerce: Shopify, WooCommerce, BigCommerce

Marketing Tools: Mailchimp, Klaviyo, ActiveCampaign

Boost ROI with Automation

Lower Cost per Acquisition

Higher Engagement Rates

Improved Brand Trust

Streamlined Operations

Final Thoughts

Direct mail automation software offers the perfect bridge between traditional and digital marketing. With the right tools, you can streamline your campaigns, personalize outreach, and integrate mail seamlessly into your broader marketing funnel.

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Smart Real Estate: App Development Strategies for Dubai

Dubai has always been at the forefront of innovation, from iconic skyscrapers to smart city initiatives. In recent years, the real estate sector in Dubai has undergone a dramatic transformation, powered by technology and digital solutions. As buyers and investors demand smarter, more efficient ways to interact with properties, real estate apps have become a crucial tool for developers, agents, and customers alike.

In this blog, we explore effective strategies for building smart real estate apps tailored for Dubai's competitive property market — and how IMG Global Infotech can help you lead the way.

Reasons For Dubai Embracing Smart Real Estate

Dubai’s real estate market is one of the most dynamic in the world. Here's why digital innovation is becoming essential:

Tech-Driven Vision: Dubai's Smart City initiative encourages digital transformation across sectors, including real estate.

International Buyers: With a high volume of overseas investors, real estate platforms must be mobile-first, multilingual, and user-friendly.

Fast-Growing Market: Developers need fast, scalable digital solutions to match the city’s rapid real estate expansion.

Remote Transactions: From virtual tours to digital contracts, smart apps make it easier for buyers to complete purchases from anywhere in the world.

Real estate businesses must now focus on building advanced apps that combine smart features, automation, and great user experience.

Core Features of Smart Real Estate Apps

To succeed in the competitive Dubai market, your app must deliver value, convenience, and cutting-edge technology. Here are the essential features your app should include:

1. AI-Powered Property Recommendations

Use artificial intelligence to offer personalized listings based on user behavior, location, preferences, and price range.

2. Virtual Tours & 3D Walkthroughs

Immersive viewing experiences are critical, especially for overseas investors. Integrate 360-degree property walkthroughs, AR/VR, and drone videos.

3. Multilingual Support

Given Dubai’s global audience, apps should support multiple languages, including Arabic, English, Russian, Chinese, and Hindi.

4. Geo-Tagging & Location Insights

Offer proximity data to schools, malls, transport, and key areas like Downtown Dubai or Palm Jumeirah.

5. Integrated Chat & Video Calls

Allow real-time communication between buyers, sellers, and agents for faster query resolution and better engagement.

6. Smart Filters & Saved Searches

Make property discovery intuitive with filters for price, size, location, amenities, and more.

7. Blockchain-Enabled Transactions

For added security and transparency, blockchain technology can be used to verify transactions, contracts, and ownership records.

At IMG Global Infotech, we specialize in building smart real estate apps with advanced features designed to elevate the user experience and drive business results.

Development Strategies That Work in Dubai

1. Start with Local Market Research

Every neighborhood in Dubai has its own pricing, demographics, and real estate trends. A successful app is one that understands and reflects these nuances.

IMG Global Infotech begins every project with deep market analysis to ensure your app aligns with the behavior of your target audience.

2. Choose the Right Tech Stack

For a high-performance, future-ready app, use scalable and secure technologies:

Frontend: Flutter or React Native (for cross-platform compatibility)

Backend: Node.js, Laravel, or Django

Database: MongoDB or PostgreSQL

APIs: Google Maps, RERA compliance systems, payment gateways

Cloud: AWS or Azure for fast data processing and uptime

3. Focus on UI/UX Design

Dubai users expect premium experiences. Your app’s interface should be intuitive, responsive, and beautifully designed with real estate visuals in mind.

Our UI/UX experts at IMG Global Infotech create elegant, user-centric designs that attract and retain customers.

4. Implement CRM & Marketing Tools

Integrate customer relationship management tools to track leads, schedule appointments, and send automated messages. Push notifications, loyalty programs, and promotions help keep users engaged.

5. Ensure Legal & Regulatory Compliance

Dubai has specific real estate regulations under RERA. Your app should be compliant with local laws related to property listings, agent credentials, and online transactions.

We help you navigate these legal frameworks to ensure your app operates smoothly within Dubai’s property laws.

Post-Launch Support and Scaling

Launching your app is only the beginning. Continuous support, performance monitoring, and feature enhancements are critical.

At IMG Global Infotech, we offer ongoing maintenance and analytics services to help you grow your user base, fix bugs, and stay ahead of emerging trends.

How IMG Global Infotech Helps You to Succeed

As a leading real estate app development company, IMG Global Infotech brings:

✅ Years of experience in building industry-specific apps

✅ A dedicated team of developers, designers, and analysts

✅ Custom solutions tailored for Dubai’s smart real estate ecosystem

✅ Scalable technology and post-launch support

✅ Expertise in integrating AI, AR/VR, and blockchain into real estate platforms

Whether you’re a startup, broker, or property developer, we help turn your vision into a high-performing real estate app ready to compete in Dubai’s tech-driven property market.

End Note

In the fast-paced world of Dubai real estate, innovation is not optional—it's essential. A smart real estate app can help you attract more customers, streamline operations, and close deals faster. But to truly succeed, you need a reliable technology partner who understands the market, the audience, and the technology.

IMG Global Infotech is here to help you build, launch, and scale a smart real estate app that meets the demands of today and the opportunities of tomorrow.

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Atlas Nulled Script 2.14

Unlock Premium Listings with Atlas Nulled Script – Download for Free Looking to launch a professional business directory without spending a fortune? The Atlas Nulled Script is your ultimate solution. This powerful, premium-level business directory listing script is now available for free—fully functional and ready to transform your online presence. Whether you're a web developer, entrepreneur, or digital agency owner, this nulled version opens the door to a world of opportunities without the overhead costs. What is Atlas Nulled Script? Atlas Nulled Script is a comprehensive, responsive, and scalable business directory platform designed to showcase local or global listings with ease. Built with modern technologies and a sleek user interface, it lets you create a full-featured directory site in minutes. From listing management to monetization options, Atlas offers everything you need—completely free with our nulled version. Why Choose Atlas Nulled Script? Atlas is not just another directory template; it's a robust solution packed with advanced features. With the Atlas Nulled Script, you gain access to premium functionalities like geolocation support, user reviews, paid listings, advanced search filters, and more. All premium features are unlocked—no license, no hidden costs. This makes it the ideal choice for freelancers and startups looking to scale without initial investment. Technical Specifications Technology Stack: Laravel, MySQL, jQuery, Bootstrap Responsive Design: Fully mobile-optimized layout Multilingual Support: Integrated with translation-ready files Payment Integration: Stripe, PayPal, offline payments Custom Fields: Create unlimited field types for listings SEO-Optimized: Schema-ready with metadata control Key Features and Benefits Unlimited Listings: Add an infinite number of listings with rich details and media. Advanced Search System: Filter by location, category, tags, and custom parameters. Membership Packages: Monetize your directory with paid listing options. Interactive Map Integration: Google Maps and OpenStreetMap compatibility. User Dashboard: Frontend user panel for managing submissions and profiles. Easy Admin Control: Manage listings, users, reviews, and payments from a centralized backend. Best Use Cases The Atlas Nulled Script is perfect for a wide variety of applications. Here are just a few ideas: Local business directories for cities or regions Service provider listings such as salons, restaurants, or consultants Real estate property directories with advanced filtering Event directories with geo-tagged listings Online job boards and freelancing platforms How to Install Atlas Nulled Script Download the nulled version of the script from our website. Upload the files to your web hosting server via FTP or File Manager. Set up the database using the provided SQL file. Edit the .env file to match your server and database settings. Run the installer and follow the on-screen setup instructions. Log in to your admin panel and start customizing your directory. FAQs Is it safe to use the Atlas Nulled Script? Yes, the version provided on our site is thoroughly tested and malware-free. Always ensure you're downloading from a trusted source like ours. Can I customize the script? Absolutely! The script is built on Laravel, making it developer-friendly and highly customizable. Will I get updates? Since this is a nulled version, automatic updates are not available. However, you can check our site regularly for the latest versions. Is Atlas Nulled Script mobile-friendly? Yes, it is fully responsive and optimized for all modern devices and screen sizes. Bonus Tools for Your Directory Website Enhance your Atlas-based website with powerful plugins like Slider Revolution NULLED. Add dynamic visual appeal and interactive content to your listings and homepage sliders effortlessly. Looking for a perfect theme match? Try the7 NULLED for a seamless and stylish integration that brings elegance and functionality together.

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Elevate Your Business with a Trusted App Developer in Johannesburg – Powered by Hello Errors

In today’s hyper-connected world, mobile apps have become essential for business success. From e-commerce and education to finance and on-demand services, apps are no longer optional—they’re your brand’s frontline digital asset. If you're a business in Johannesburg, now is the time to invest in a professional app developer in Johannesburg who can build powerful, user-friendly, and scalable mobile applications tailored to your local and global audience.

At Hello Errors, we help forward-thinking businesses across Johannesburg design, develop, and deploy apps that transform user experiences and drive measurable results.

The Mobile App Boom in Johannesburg

Johannesburg is fast becoming a tech-forward city. With rising smartphone penetration, affordable data access, and increasing consumer reliance on mobile services, South Africa’s economic hub is seeing a surge in app demand.

Businesses in sectors like fintech, e-learning, health, real estate, and logistics are racing to digitize their services. However, launching a successful app requires much more than just coding—it demands creativity, strategy, performance, and design thinking.

That’s where a world-class app developer in Johannesburg like Hello Errors comes in.

What Sets Hello Errors Apart in Johannesburg’s App Development Scene?

1. Strategic App Planning for Business Growth

We don’t just develop apps—we build solutions that align with your business goals. Our team begins with a deep-dive discovery session where we understand your market, customers, and competition. Whether your goal is to boost engagement, automate workflows, or create a new revenue stream, we turn ideas into strategic digital products.

2. Design-Driven Development

Visual appeal and user experience are at the heart of every app we create. Our UI/UX designers craft intuitive, attractive interfaces that make your users want to come back. By combining fluid animations, thoughtful layouts, and a mobile-first design approach, Hello Errors ensures your app looks and feels premium on every device.

3. Technology Stack That Powers Performance

As a trusted app developer in Johannesburg, we work with leading technologies including:

React Native & Flutter for cross-platform apps

Swift and Kotlin for high-performance native apps

Firebase, MongoDB, and MySQL for scalable backend systems

Node.js, Django, and Laravel for robust APIs

This allows us to deliver secure, fast, and scalable apps that handle high traffic with ease.

App Solutions for Every Industry in Johannesburg

Whether you're a startup, SME, or large enterprise, Hello Errors tailors app development services to your industry. We’ve helped clients in:

Retail & E-commerce: Launch fully functional shopping apps with inventory, payment, and delivery tracking.

Healthcare: Build secure telemedicine and appointment booking apps.

Education: Create virtual classrooms and e-learning platforms with offline access and multilingual support.

Real Estate: Develop property listing apps with filters, maps, and inquiry systems.

On-Demand Services: Power taxi booking, food delivery, or home service apps with real-time tracking and notifications.

Each solution is customized with user-centric features and seamless backend integration.

Going Beyond Development – The Hello Errors Ecosystem

When you choose Hello Errors as your app developer in Johannesburg, you get more than just coding expertise. Our holistic digital ecosystem ensures every element of your app is optimized for success.

✅ SEO for Mobile Apps

We implement ASO (App Store Optimization) techniques and SEO-friendly landing pages to increase your app’s visibility and downloads. Our keyword strategies help users in Johannesburg find your app easily on Google Play and the App Store.

✅ AI & Machine Learning Features

Want your app to offer personalized recommendations, chatbots, or predictive analytics? Our AI/ML experts integrate smart technologies that make your app smarter and more adaptive to user behavior.

✅ App Maintenance & Upgrades

We provide long-term support, bug fixes, and performance monitoring to keep your app running smoothly. As your business evolves, we help you scale features without breaking the user experience.

Remote Collaboration with a Global Edge

One of our biggest advantages is flexibility. As a globally active team, Hello Errors offers remote app development for businesses in Johannesburg, ensuring 24/7 collaboration, fast turnaround, and project transparency.

Using tools like Slack, Trello, and Figma, we keep you in the loop from design to deployment.

Why Johannesburg Businesses Trust Hello Errors

🏆 Client-first Approach: We prioritize transparency, timelines, and communication.

💡 Creative Thinking: Our team loves solving complex problems with innovative app features.

🚀 Speed to Market: Quick prototypes, iterative development, and efficient deployment pipelines.

🔒 Data Security: End-to-end encryption and GDPR/POPIA-compliant practices.

With us, you’re not just hiring an app developer in Johannesburg—you’re partnering with a global force that’s deeply invested in your digital journey.

How to Get Started with Hello Errors

Taking the first step is easy. Here’s how Johannesburg businesses can begin working with us:

Schedule a Free Consultation: Discuss your idea or challenge with our team.

Receive a Custom Proposal: We’ll share timelines, pricing, and the best development strategy for your goals.

Collaborate Remotely: Review design drafts, app features, and test builds in real time.

Launch & Grow: Go live and leverage our ongoing support to scale your app post-launch.

Final Thoughts: Partner with the Best App Developer in Johannesburg

In a digital-first economy, your app is your brand’s most powerful tool. If you want to launch a polished, feature-rich, and scalable mobile experience, Hello Errors is the ideal app developer in Johannesburg to bring your vision to life.

We’re passionate about turning great ideas into high-impact mobile products that delight users and deliver business value.

📲 Ready to start your app journey?

Contact Hello Errors today and let’s build something amazing together.

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Company Culture: The Heartbeat of Free Mind Marketing

Behind every campaign is a team of thinkers, builders, and brand believers. Free Mind Marketing isn’t just a collective of marketers—it’s a mission-driven family that thrives on curiosity, accountability, and innovation.

🎯 Core Cultural Pillars:

Ownership Mentality: Each team member is empowered to act like an entrepreneur. Responsibility and initiative are not optional—they're expected.

Radical Transparency: From clients to internal communications, honesty and clarity fuel trust and speed.

Creative Autonomy: Designers, copywriters, and strategists are encouraged to take risks, test bold ideas, and push creative boundaries.

Learning Obsessed: Ongoing training, certifications, and knowledge-sharing keep the team at the forefront of digital trends.

They cultivate a work environment where passion meets purpose—whether they’re launching a global campaign or brainstorming over coffee in the Dubai office.

🌐 Sustainability & Social Impact: Conscious Growth

In a digital world moving at lightning speed, Free Mind still makes time to give back. They actively contribute to causes that support entrepreneurship, education, and environmental awareness.

🌱 Initiatives Include:

Pro-bono Branding Projects for social startups and NGOs.

Digital Bootcamps for young professionals in MENA, especially women and underserved communities.

Carbon-conscious practices by promoting remote work, reducing travel, and choosing green vendors whenever possible.

Free Mind believes that brands can scale while staying responsible, ethical, and inclusive. Their impact extends far beyond ad clicks—it’s about creating meaningful value for communities and clients alike.

📊 Case Studies: Proof of Performance Across Industries

🏥 Medical Aesthetics Brand – Dubai

Problem: A high-end clinic wasn’t generating enough leads from Google and social ads. Solution: Free Mind redesigned their website, implemented full-funnel retargeting ads, and launched automated follow-ups. Result: 400% increase in booked consultations within 90 days. CAC dropped by 55%.

🛍️ Fashion E-Commerce – USA & UAE

Problem: Plateaued online sales, inconsistent ad ROI. Solution: Introduced high-converting video creatives, new landing pages, and Klaviyo email automation. Result: ROAS increased from 1.6x to 6.1x. Email revenue rose by 300%.

🏗️ Real Estate Development – KSA

Problem: Off-plan property launches not reaching targeted investor groups. Solution: Geo-targeted Arabic ad campaigns, custom landing funnels, and WhatsApp sales integration. Result: Phase 1 units sold out in 7 weeks. Generated over SAR 35M in leads.

📈 Growth Mindset: Where Free Mind is Headed

Free Mind is not content with being “just another agency.” Their roadmap includes:

Expanding into AI-driven marketing tools for predictive analytics and customer segmentation.

Launching a proprietary training platform to educate in-house teams at clinics, real estate firms, and startups.

Opening regional hubs in Riyadh and London to serve clients even more locally and personally.

Partnering with influencers, creators, and media to offer performance PR and brand visibility services.

The agency’s vision is clear: Be the most respected, results-driven, and loved marketing partner for high-growth brands across the globe.

📌 Summary Snapshot: Why Free Mind Marketing Stands Out

FeatureFree Mind Marketing Advantage🎯 Strategy FirstEvery campaign begins with a measurable growth blueprint🌍 Bilingual & GlobalFluent in both Arabic & English; serves UAE & worldwide⚙️ Tech-PoweredFull-stack tools for automation, CRM, AI, and scaling🎨 Creative Meets ConversionDesign that sells—across video, copy, and visuals💡 Industry-Specific ExpertiseHealth, beauty, fashion, real estate, B2B SaaS, and more🤝 Personalized PartnershipDirect communication, no silos, white-glove service🔥 Proven ResultsVerified ROIs, case studies, and client transformations🌱 Purpose Beyond ProfitEthical growth, giving back, and sustainable marketing

✨ Final Call: Build, Scale, and Thrive with Free Mind

If you’re looking for an agency that treats your business like its own—you’ve just found it. Free Mind Marketing is the ultimate growth partner for entrepreneurs, scale-ups, and legacy businesses ready to win in a noisy digital world.

No fluff. No filler. Just strategic execution that works.

✅ Ready to Make Your Brand Unstoppable?

📍 Offices: Dubai | Toronto | USA 🌐 Visit Website 📧 Email: hello@freemindmarketing.com 📱 WhatsApp: +971 50 498 7405 📞 Canada: +1 (647) 482 4396

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Guam Dine Reward: Savor Island Flavors and Earn Points with Alpha Plus

Dining in Guam is more than just a meal—it’s an opportunity to immerse yourself in Chamorro culture, support local businesses, and rack up valuable Guam Points at the same time. With Alpha Plus, the official Guam App for loyalty rewards, every bite you take can bring you closer to freebies, discounts, and VIP experiences. Discover how Guam Dine Reward works, why locals love it, and how you can get the most out of your next island feast.

What Is Guam Dine Reward?

Guam Dine Reward is a specialized program within the Alpha Plus platform designed to reward you for dining at participating restaurants across Guam. Each time you enjoy a meal, you earn Guam Rewards—loyalty points that accumulate in your digital wallet on the Guam Mobile App. Whether you’re craving kelaguen, barbecue, or sushi, your appetite pays off in rewards.

How to Earn Reward Guam When You Dine

Download the Guam App Get the Guam Mobile App on iOS or Android and sign up in seconds.

Locate Dine Reward Partners Use the in-app map or search to find local eateries offering Guam Dine Reward.

Scan & Earn Guam Points After your meal, simply scan the restaurant’s QR code or show your digital card to earn points instantly.

Track Your Progress View your updated Guam Points balance in real time and watch your rewards grow.

With a few taps, you’re actively supporting local chefs and small businesses while stacking up points for your next culinary adventure.

From Guam Shop Rewards to Dine Rewards

Alpha Plus isn’t just for foodies. You can also collect Guam Shop Rewards when you make purchases at partner retailers island-wide. Combine your dining and shopping activities to accelerate your point totals, and unlock higher-tier perks faster. Your everyday spending—whether on clothes, gadgets, or a night out—becomes a strategic way to earn reward Guam in every category.

Redeem Points for Memorable Experiences

Once you’ve built up a healthy Guam Points balance, it’s redemption time. With Guam Redeem Points, you can:

Score meal discounts at top restaurants

Grab free appetizers or desserts

Access exclusive chef-led tasting events

Upgrade to premium seating or private dining

Redemption is seamless—just choose your reward in the app, present the digital voucher at checkout, and enjoy your savings.

Why Locals Choose Guam Dine Reward

Support Local Economy: Every point you earn keeps dollars within the island community.

Discover New Favorites: The curated list of Guam Dine Reward partners helps you explore hidden gems.

Seamless Experience: The user-friendly Guam App dashboard shows rewards, nearby partners, and special promotions in one place.

Flexible Rewards: Points apply toward both dining and retail—so you never lose value, even if your next meal’s postponed.

Beyond Dining: Real Estate Perks with Guam Property Partners

Did you know Alpha Plus also collaborates with select Guam Property agencies? When you lease, buy, or refer clients through these partners, you can earn bonus Guam Points—making real estate transactions as rewarding as your dinner outings. It’s just another way Alpha Plus integrates into every facet of life on Guam.

Getting Started Is Easy

Download: Install the Guam Mobile App from the App Store or Google Play.

Register: Sign up with email or social login.

Explore: Browse dining, shopping, and property partners.

Dine & Earn: Scan, pay, and collect Guam Points.

Redeem: Turn points into rewards at your favorite locales.

Conclusion: Elevate Every Meal with Guam Dine Reward

Whether you’re grabbing a quick bite or planning a gourmet night out, Guam Dine Reward transforms every dining experience into a chance to earn. With the combined power of Guam Rewards, Guam Shop Rewards, and partnerships spanning restaurants to Guam Property, Alpha Plus is your one-stop loyalty solution.

Ready to turn your next meal into a rewarding adventure? Download the Guam App today at AlphaPlusGuam.com and start savoring flavors—and points—across the island.

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How to Fix CLS Issues on Shopify Without Hurting Design

If you’ve ever clicked a product, tried to scroll, and suddenly the layout shifts — buttons jumping, images loading late, and CTAs sliding down — congratulations, you’ve just experienced Cumulative Layout Shift (CLS) in action.

CLS is one of Google’s Core Web Vitals and a significant factor in SEO, UX, and conversion rates. If your Shopify store suffers from layout shifts, it will likely hurt your performance in search rankings and sales.

But here's the kicker: fixing CLS doesn’t mean compromising your design.

Let’s break down how you can solve CLS issues without killing your aesthetics and how a Shopify development company like Tech Wishes can help.

What Exactly is CLS?

Cumulative Layout Shift measures how much your page layout moves unexpectedly while it’s loading. It’s scored between 0 and 1, and you want it below 0.1 for good performance.

Fun Fact: A study by Google found that websites meeting Core Web Vitals saw 24% less abandonment. For e-commerce, that’s huge.

Why CLS Happens on Shopify Stores

Shopify stores, especially those using third-party apps or heavily customized themes, are prone to CLS due to:

Lazy-loaded images without defined dimensions

Fonts loading late

Dynamic content injection (popups, badges, etc.)

Apps that add UI elements without space reservations

Slow-loading scripts from external apps

Fix CLS Without Destroying Your Design

Here’s how our Shopify experts fix layout shifts without wrecking your visual experience:

1. Reserve Space for Images and Videos

Most layout jumps happen because images load without a set height or width. Our team sets defined aspect ratios for all media to prevent layout shifts.

Pro Tip: Use the aspect-ratio CSS property for modern themes. No need for hard-coded pixels.

2. Font Optimization

Fonts can cause “flash of unstyled text” (FOUT) or “invisible text” on load. We optimize by:

Hosting fonts locally

Using font-display: swap

Preloading critical fonts

This keeps the design intact while boosting perceived speed.

3. Delay Non-Critical Elements

That sticky chat widget or spinning offer wheel? We load these after core content so they don’t interrupt the layout.

4. Audit and Refactor Apps

As a Shopify app development team, we audit all active apps for CLS impact. Many third-party apps inject code asynchronously, causing visual jumps. We replace or rebuild lightweight custom alternatives.

Real Results From Real Fixes

One client in the fashion niche saw:

CLS dropped from 0.39 to 0.05

Page speed score improved by 32%

+18% conversion rate within 3 weeks  

All while keeping their bold visual identity intact.

Why Partner With Tech Wishes?

At Tech Wishes, we don’t just fix problems — we future-proof your store. As a full-stack Shopify development company, we specialize in:

Shopify web design that’s both stunning and stable

Custom Shopify theme development with speed-first structure

Clean Shopify app development that doesn’t hurt performance

End-to-end Shopify website development services tailored to SEO and UX

Whether you’re struggling with CLS, Core Web Vitals, or just want a blazing-fast Shopify store that converts, our team has helped 100+ D2C brands grow smarter.

Ready to Eliminate CLS Without Sacrificing Style?

Let’s fix the shift without shifting your vision.

Book a free CLS audit with Tech Wishes today.

Let’s build a Shopify store that’s stable, stunning, and sales-ready.

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Best Software Development Company in Chennai: Elevating Your Digital Journey

In today’s fast-paced business environment, having a robust, scalable, and secure software solution is non-negotiable. Companies across industries are on the lookout for a best software development company in Chennai—one that combines technical expertise, domain knowledge, and a client-centric approach. Here’s an in-depth look at why Chennai has emerged as a software hub, what to expect from a top-tier Software Development Company in Chennai, and how to choose the right partner for your project.

Why Chennai for Software Development?

Thriving IT Ecosystem Chennai boasts a vibrant IT corridor—OMR, SIPCOT, and the Old Mahabalipuram Road—home to global giants and agile startups alike. This ecosystem fosters innovation, collaboration, and access to a deep talent pool.

Cost-Effective Excellence Competitive labor costs combined with a high standard of engineering education mean you can secure world-class talent at attractive price points, maximizing your return on investment.

Strong Domain Expertise From healthcare and fintech to e-commerce and manufacturing, Chennai’s software firms have delivered successful projects across verticals. Decades of accumulated domain knowledge translate into faster onboarding and better risk mitigation.

Core Services Offered

A leading Software Development Company in Chennai typically provides end-to-end services, including:

Custom Software Development Tailored applications—desktop, web, and mobile—built using modern stacks such as .NET, Java, Python, and JavaScript frameworks (React, Angular, Vue).

Enterprise Solutions Large-scale ERP, CRM, and business intelligence platforms that automate workflows and provide real-time analytics.

Cloud & DevOps Containerization with Docker/Kubernetes, continuous integration/continuous deployment (CI/CD) pipelines, and multi-cloud architectures on AWS, Azure, or Google Cloud.

Quality Assurance & Testing Automated test scripts, performance tuning, security audits, and compliance testing (GDPR, HIPAA) ensure your software is bulletproof.

Maintenance & Support 24/7 helpdesk, performance monitoring, patch management, and feature upgrades to keep your solution current and secure.

Key Differentiators of the Best Software Development Company in Chennai

Agile & Transparent Processes Daily stand-ups, sprint demos, and shared dashboards keep you in the loop. Agile methodologies ensure rapid iterations and on-time delivery.

Dedicated, Experienced Teams Senior architects and seasoned developers collaborate under the guidance of certified project managers—ensuring high code quality, maintainability, and best practices.

User-Centric Design A world-class UX/UI team transforms requirements into intuitive interfaces, backed by user research, wireframes, and interactive prototypes.

Security First Mindset From threat modeling to secure coding and penetration testing, security is embedded at every phase of the software lifecycle.

Data-Driven Insights Integrated analytics and dashboarding provide actionable metrics—helping you refine features, improve performance, and boost ROI continuously.

How to Choose Your Chennai Software Partner

Portfolio & Case Studies Review their past projects for industry relevance, technology stack, and measurable outcomes (e.g., performance gains, revenue uplift).

Client Testimonials & Ratings Independent review platforms (Clutch, GoodFirms) reveal real feedback on delivery, communication, and post-launch support.

Cultural Fit & Communication Ensure overlapping working hours and a cultural affinity to foster seamless collaboration and minimize misunderstandings.

Scalability & Flexibility The right partner can ramp teams up or down quickly, adapting to scope changes without compromising timelines or quality.

IP & Confidentiality Verify strong NDA provisions, source-code escrow options, and clear ownership rights to safeguard your intellectual property.

Spotlight: Success Stories

Healthcare Platform Modernization A Chennai-based firm re-engineered a legacy hospital management system into a cloud-native microservices architecture—reducing downtime by 80% and slashing operational costs by 30%.

Fintech Mobile App Launch From concept to launch in 16 weeks, a rapid-delivery team built a secure, scalable payments app supporting 1M+ users and integrating with multiple banking APIs.

E-Commerce Replatforming Migrated a high-traffic retail site to a headless CMS + PWA stack, boosting page-load speeds by 60% and increasing conversion rates by 25%.

Conclusion

Choosing the best software development company in Chennai means partnering with a team that understands your vision, respects your budget, and guarantees results. By focusing on agile processes, technical excellence, and user-first design, Chennai’s top firms have cemented their reputation as reliable, innovative, and cost-effective partners for businesses worldwide.

Ready to elevate your digital strategy? Connect with a leading Software Development Company in Chennai today and turn your ideas into reality.

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Top Indian Custom Software Development Agency Crafting Innovative and Scalable Solutions for Global Clients: Wish Geeks

In today's fast-paced digital ecosystem, businesses require tailored software solutions that align perfectly with their specific needs. Whether it's a startup looking to build an MVP or an enterprise seeking digital transformation, having a reliable technology partner is crucial. Wish Geeks Techserve has emerged as the best custom software development agency in India, known for delivering innovative, scalable, and user-centric applications.

Why Custom Software Development Matters

Off-the-shelf software might work for some businesses, but for companies with unique operational requirements, custom solutions are essential. Customized software ensures better performance, seamless integration, and enhanced scalability. With the right partner, you gain software that evolves with your business.

Wish Geeks Techserve stands out by offering comprehensive and reliable custom software development services that empower organizations to meet their digital goals with precision and efficiency.

About Wish Geeks Techserve

Wish Geeks Techserve is a leading software development company in India, providing end-to-end software solutions for startups, SMEs, and large enterprises. The company focuses on delivering bespoke applications that enhance productivity, customer engagement, and digital growth.

Wish Geeks Techserve is known for:

Deep domain expertise

Agile development methodologies

Cost-effective and timely delivery

Long-term client relationships

Seamless post-deployment support

Core Services Offered by Wish Geeks Techserve

As a trusted custom software development agency India businesses rely on, Wish Geeks Techserve provides a wide range of services:

1. Custom Software Development

Wish Geeks Techserve creates scalable and secure software tailored to your business goals. Their team of experts builds feature-rich applications that are robust, responsive, and ready to adapt to future needs.

Key Features:

Tailored architecture and functionality

Scalable infrastructure

Enhanced user experience

Seamless third-party integrations

2. Software Consulting Services

As a top-tier software consulting company India, Wish Geeks Techserve helps businesses with strategy, technology stack recommendations, architecture planning, and digital transformation planning.

Consulting Services Include:

Technical audit and evaluation

Business process analysis

Technology roadmap development

Product design and feasibility assessment

3. Software Maintenance and Support

Ensuring the longevity and efficiency of your applications is vital. Wish Geeks Techserve provides reliable software maintenance and support services to help you manage, update, and upgrade your applications regularly.

Support Services Include:

Bug fixing and performance tuning

Security updates and patches

Version upgrades and enhancements

Continuous monitoring and support\

For more info about this Service @ https://www.wishgeekstechserve.com/software-development-services

Technologies and Tools Used

Wish Geeks Techserve harnesses modern technologies to deliver cutting-edge software solutions. Their development team is proficient in:

Frontend: Angular, React, Vue.js

Backend: Node.js, .NET, Java, PHP

Mobile: Android, iOS, React Native, Flutter

Databases: MySQL, PostgreSQL, MongoDB, Oracle

Cloud: AWS, Microsoft Azure, Google Cloud

DevOps: Docker, Jenkins, Kubernetes

Industries Served

Wish Geeks Techserve offers customized software solutions across multiple industries:

Healthcare: Patient management, telemedicine, hospital ERP

Finance: Fintech apps, payment gateways, banking software

Retail & eCommerce: Inventory management, CRM, eCommerce platforms

Education: eLearning platforms, student management systems

Real Estate: Property listing portals, CRM integration

Why Choose Wish Geeks Techserve?

With a client-centric approach and years of experience in custom application development, Wish Geeks Techserve has become the go-to partner for many businesses.

Benefits of Partnering with Wish Geeks Techserve:

Customized Development Approach: No one-size-fits-all solutions—every software is built to solve specific business challenges.

Agile Methodology: Accelerated delivery with room for iterative improvements and client feedback.

Post-Launch Support: Continuous monitoring, maintenance, and support services ensure long-term success.

Proven Track Record: Delivered hundreds of projects across industries with measurable outcomes.

Dedicated Team: Highly skilled developers, UI/UX experts, and project managers who ensure every detail is aligned with client goals.

Future-Ready Software for Digital Transformation

Digital transformation is not just about automation—it's about reshaping how a business operates and delivers value. Wish Geeks Techserve aligns technology with business objectives, ensuring a smooth transition into the digital era.

Whether it's building a mobile-first platform, integrating AI/ML capabilities, or scaling enterprise-grade applications, Wish Geeks Techserve is your trusted partner for long-term digital success.

Conclusion

If you are searching for the best custom software development agency in India, Wish Geeks Techserve is your ideal partner. With a proven approach, domain expertise, and commitment to quality, they deliver powerful software that helps your business grow and adapt in the ever-evolving digital world.

Connect with Wish Geeks Techserve today for:

Innovative, scalable, and user-centric applications

Expert software consulting and architecture planning

Reliable software maintenance and support services

Custom software development tailored to your goals

Empower your business with technology. Partner with Wish Geeks Techserve—where ideas turn into successful digital products.