#God fucking dammnit
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Damnnnn. They will corrupt the land twice.
#Because they can't do anything else right?#God fucking dammnit#There must be £££ involved idk about because no one has that much hate in their soul for no reason#The knock off video taxi driver who collected the pounds out of the back of the telly also sold life insurance?#But who would the beneficiary be???#Any money is good money...
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Lost my wallet, lost my campus ID, had to freeze all my cards and I my drivers license was in the goddamn thing. Successfully loosing my mind. Hoping I don't need to call the actual police about it either
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I found this pin of him and- god I hate him so much I cannot express what- AAA
Sarek is such a bitch. I hate him so much. If there’s only one person who hates him, it’s me. HES THE WORST.
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I don't think the blood in my body is circulating properly right now and my phone mic doesn't work so unless I wish to go to the hospital (doubtful) there is jack shit I will be doing about it.
#owowow my head#i know how thsat guy felt looking at ex altiora#i woke everyone up aksing about carbon monoxide#theyre fine#god fucking dammnit i hate having a body so mcuh
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I HUST REALIZED I NEVER TURNED IN MY FUCKING CHEM ASSIGNMENT GOD FUCKING DAMMNIT ??? DUE AT MIDNIGHT IVE HAD IT DONE SINCE LAST WEEK I JUST NEVER TURNED IT IN ??? FUCK ????
#this is SO fucked up#im so mad at myself#oh my god#how could i let this happen#DAMMNIT#i worked so fucking hard to understand that shit too#DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT#i fucking hate college#im so fucked#how am i gonna make an A like this everythings over#i fucked it up man#SHIT !!!#fucking#UUUGGHHHHHHHH#it was a lab grade too#goddamnit#why i am i so STUPID
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ordered some milk chocolate for baking but they changed it to a flavored chocolate instead? and it's a flavour i don't like (it's too sweet) and i needed plain chocolate for baking? just wish they would've just removed the chocolate all together cuz now i'm getting over half a kilogram of chocolate i don't like... so annoyed. it's also 185 gram bars instead of 200 gram bars. it's all so stupid i'm so annoyed.. like at least let me PICK what fucking flavor i want as a replacement
#its seasalt and fudge i think which isnt bad as a concept but this brands version literallt just tastes like sugar#also i dont want fucking salt pieces in my baking#god fucking dammnit im just pissed off#i wouldve been less pissed off if they just didnt send any chocolate and i got my 75 sek (like 7-ish $) back#god i am not in the right headspace for this im losing my mind over stupid chocolate#txt
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It's so fun (horrible) trying to find a book in a library that you don't know how to navigate yet 🙃
#the worst part is that the categorisation system IS one that I'm familiar with bc it's the standard one in uni libraries#but god fucking dammnit the bookshelves were confusing as all shit#and labelled WRONG#a book I spent half an hour looking for was on a bookshelf labelled French Language#because for some fucking reason there wasn't a 'Linguistcs' sign beside 'French Languge' despite linguistics taking up HALF THE ROWS#my original post#diary type post
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this new “experimental” layout better be just an experiment or i’m deadass leaving tumblr this week. i don’t even have an option to switch back and until i get at least that much i’m not using it
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#retraining myself from cussing staff out because i know its ultimately not that big a deal#but god fucking dammnit if i wanted twitter i would BE ON TWITTER#put it the fuck
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my phone got stolen last Saturday night and I have too much anxiety about it it fucking sucks
#dammnit I am so pissed and anxious about the whole thing#I’ve never had something like this happen before and it’s so stupid because I feel like I’m flopping#at everything. i canceled my line but didn’t know I had to call a line to suspend my phone#and I’m finding out about it at 6am because I’m an idiot I forgot to check during Monday daytime#gods i am so pissed off at my cousin because I left the phone with him and the absolute dumb idiot left it unsupervised on the street#and I was SO wasted that I gave it to him to take care of it and the imbecile didn’t tell me first thing in the morning#i love him and he took care of me for the rest of the night but damn. it’s fucking awful#i need it to be a reasonable hour so I can call and feel a little safer that my phone is correctly reset and wiped of my data#Leona blogs
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knees. my kneeeees ,
#GOD FUCKING DAMMNIT MY BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND JUST GOT HOME#fuck. theyre so fucking loud#atlas screams into the abyss
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INFUCKINGCEASINGLY fucked off with never knowing how pausing a video across various apps will work
IF I TAP SCREEN - Y NO PAUSE????
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i love you cat boys, i love you dog boys, i love you snake boys, i love you bunny boys, i love you lizard boys, i love you so very much my gorgeous beast men
#why the fuck am i so predictable#i'm just sitting here like an idiot blushing at my computer screen#those are PIXELS but they are *hot* pixels god fucking dammnit#yes it is time for nightblogging once again first let me just get a hit of that beast man into my system#nothing to see here... move along#the blorbo of the night is syzoth (mk1)#he's so fucking cute i can't take it#max muses#max simps for fictional men
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THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG
If you're ever bored just imagine Mush and David hanging out in the lodging house together talking about Jack and Blink because neither of their partners have an ounce of self preservation and they're worried
#god dammnit i need to write a fic about this#if brain can#fucking hell#I JUST#UGGg#its such a thought<3
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thank you. logan howlett x gn reader.
synopsis: you punish logan.
cw: sub!top reader, dom!bottom logan, teasing, begging, mention hickeys and bites
words: 602
a ten nsfw chapter series masterlist.
"Just the tip."
Logan scoffed. "C'mon, bub—"
"I'm serious, Logan." You frowned, still holding yourself on your forearms, looking at him.
You had your shirt opened, your abdomen covered in hickeys and bite marks, and nothing else on. Logan was laying between your legs, his jeans out and his boxers low enough for his hard cock to spring out, red and swollen, his hand was around its base after pumping himself a few times.
"You can't be." Logan scoffed. "What? Is this a punishment?" He said skeptical.
"It is." You noticed how his look changed at your serious tone. "You can't just grab me around whenever you want, I always tell you that." Now he looked like a scolded kitten. "You wanted me now? This is what you get. Just. The tip."
Logan almost pouted, he thought that maybe if he whined a bit, looked a bit pathetic, you might give in. But that look in your face told the opposite, so he sighed. He was so desperate and he knew you were taking advantage of that.
"God dammnit." He cursed under his breath, holding your hips to slowly slide the tip in, he frowned at the tightness of your entrance, biting his bottom lip as he finally got it in. You held his shoulders tightly, gasping until he finally sank it. As he looked at your face, he tried to slide in more, you looked at him with a frown.
"No more." You bossed and he sighed dramatically.
"You are unbelievable." He leaned down to kiss and bite your cheek as he began to move his tip back and forward inside of you.
You purred at the soft feeling, tangling your fingers on his hair and suddenly pulling it when he began to move in circles, his fat tip brushing against your walls.
You felt him shiver on top of you, gasp in your ear, holding himself back to obey your orders. You almost wanted to mock him, get your revenge for all the times he teased you, but you were nicer than him, and seeing him like that slightly broke your heart.
"What do you want?" You asked low.
"Please, please, let me— let me get inside." He begged in almost a whisper.
"You are already in." You teased and he huffed.
"More... More, please. Hurts..." He whined.
You smiled, caressing his face as he looked up at you with glassy eyes. You brushed your noses together, looking at him.
"Are you going to behave from now on?" You asked gently, looking into his eyes. He nodded eagerly, squeezing your hips.
"I will, I will behave, I won't— fuck— I won't grab you around whenever I want, I promise." He whimpered, leaning down to try kissing your lips, but the grip on his hair made him stop, making him let out a whine. "Please..." He begged breathless.
"Hm..." You pretended to think as you lowered your hand between your bodies, wrapping your fingers around his base to gently let him sank more.
He moaned instantly as you let him in more. He sank in slowly and set a slow yet rough pace as he hugged your body tightly, whining and whimpering.
The amount of joy and pleasure he was feeling, he couldn't even dare to put it into words. His arms wrapped around your body as he fucked into you, whining and babbling as he got rougher and rougher.
When he got close, he looked up at you, glassy eyes shining with joy, vulnerability, and pure pleasure, his chin wet with his saliva.
"Thank you, thank you..."
#logan howlett#hugh jackman wolverine#james logan howlett x reader#logan x reader#wolverine fanart#x men wolverine#logan howlett x reader
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Dead Stanley AU
Au where Stanley tragically passes away in his early twenties before becoming a criminal. Overwhelmed by grief, Stanford makes a deal with Bill to bring him back to life or alter his timeline. This leads to a conversation between the alternate universe Ford and our original universe Ford in a different dimension.
Alternative Stanford: So, how did you ended up here, another me?
Our Stanford: Bill.
Alternative Stanford: God dammnit with this fucking isosceles.
Our Stanford: He feels like a equilater, if that makes any sense, that one-eyed freak plane figure.
Alternative Stanford: All of this because I missed my brother, how could all of my versions be so naive when it comes to Bill?
Our Stanford: You mean Stanley? That deadbeat…what is there to miss? Selfish prick is the sole reason I'm here.
Alternative Stanford: Why do you mean by that? How can Stanley be the reason you made a deal with Bill if not by trying to get him back?
Our Stanford: I asked for help when my assistant gave up and this bastard just made me fall into the portal. Why would I want to get him back? Back from what?
Alternative Stanford: Oh. Wow. You're the first me that I've met that still has Stan. That's…nice.
Our Stanford: Can you just be clear? Do I have a version of me that is slow, is that what's happening?
Alternative Stanford: God, you…I can be arrogant. Stan was right.
Our Stanford: Real clever of you.
Alternative Stanford: My Stan is dead. He died a little while before dad tossed him out of home, he was assaulted by a robber when he was sleeping in his car while I was already away in colege. He was found dead with a false ID, which caused a delay to recognize him and contact his family. Mom was the one who told me about it.
Our Stanford: ….
Alternative Stanford: The last time I saw my brother was in a photo in his own funeral. I was trying to bring him back from the past since then.
Our Stanford: I-
Alternative Stanford: I guess your Stan must be very different from mine. I wish that we have never had that fight.
Our Stanford: Uh. Yes. I think we're talking about different outcomes, really.
#angst#gravity falls#gravity falls au#dead stanley au#stanford pines#stanley pines#gravity falls angst#prompt
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Okay okay I'm the same anon that asked got sej and reader on coryo but NOW NOOWWW HEAR ME OUT! reader behind coryo and holding him, cooing in his ear as sej is just going DOWN on him. Haha 😇
YOU'RE AWESOME
mdni
Trying to wrack my brain as to how this situation occurred and I've come to the conclusion that it would be very spur of the moment.
Maybe Sej is busy and you've got Coryo in your bed. He's laying between your legs with his head on your chest and you're gently playing with his hair as the two of you talk.
And just a couple minutes before Sej comes back, you're starting to whisper dirty things in Coryo's ear.
He's smiling at it, leaning his head back and giving your neck small kisses as you watch the bulge in his pants get a little bigger.
Then, the door swings open and Sejanus, with a slight furrow in his brow is walking in.
"You okay, baby?" You stay in your spot behind Coryo, watching the other man carefully. He complains about something to you guys, but stops mid sentence once he notices that Coryo is hard.
Both you and Coryo feel a little small under his gaze and you, knowing Sej better than Coryo does at this point in time, are fully aware that he's angry at whatever he was just complaining about and horny.
Sej would kneel onto the bed, his hands finding Coryo's thighs. He'd spare one glance at him, mumbling, "can I?" His fingers trail on the waistband of Coryo's pants and he nods. Sej is quick with getting his bottom half naked, making himself comfortable between Coryo's legs.
You wrap your arms around the man against you, rubbing his chest over his shirt and nosing at his ear, "Sej's gonna take good care of you, Coryo...just relax for me," and he does. The tension and nerves in his body relax as you delicately feel your hands over his front and as Sej, parts his lips around the tip of his cock.
Sej would go slow at first, his eyes fluttering shut, sucking only on Coryo's tip until the man starts bucking his hips up. "Shh, 's okay, Coryo, he'll take more in soon," you coo in his ear, leaving a small trail of kisses behind it.
And your words rang true as Sej lowers his mouth on Coryo in a sudden movement, his nose brushing against his pelvic bone. He stays still like that for a moment before starting to bob his head up and down.
It takes every muscle in Coryo's body to not fuck up into Sej's mouth, but your soft whispers and your gentle tummy rubs help the growing need to just use Sej's mouth.
"Mm that's it baby, look at how good he takes your cock, huh?" Coryo is nodding, his hand hesitantly resting on Sej's head.
You chuckle, whispering, "push his head down on you, Coryo. I think he likes it." Sej moans around Coryo's length and takes him until he's hitting the back of his throat.
"Look at him, you didn't even push his head down yet and he just took it."
"God fucking dammnit," Coryo curses as he sucks in a harsh breath, pressing Sej's head down on him with little force, too nervous to actually let himself get rough. You both hear Sej gag a little around him and Coryo's hand is immediately moving off of Sej's head, only for the man between his legs to grab it and put it back.
"See? I told you he likes," you mumble, kissing his ear again and leaning closer to trail kisses on Coryo's neck.
He's an absolute mess with you two on him like this and it doesn't take long before he's finishing in Sej's mouth, his hips stuttering and Sej takes it all, pulling off of Coryo's cock and panting.
Coryo would lean his head back on your shoulder, lazily kissing your jaw and mumbling something about never wanting to leave the bed and Sej is soon pushing him away from you so you can help him deal with his own arousal.
let's chat about coryo, sej, or both, here :)
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