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now your turn to give us some greylock headcanons
or cedric headcanons
or cedlock headcanons
🤲 <- put them right here for us to look at and go wow wait fr?
Here is my essay.
I have many more, but this list would be excessive (if it isn't already). Some of these headcanons overlap because they complement each other. I've also included some Cedlock headcanons derived from the individual ones.
My Greylock Headcanons
1. He likes music and knows how to play several instruments.
This headcanon is partly borrowed from the Waltz for Cedric fanfic, but I find it very fitting for Greylock. I can imagine him playing an accordion while dancing, or even being part of a one-man band.
1g Cedlock: Greylock plays for Cedric and has composed musical arrangements for him.
2. He enjoys dancing.
I feel like Greylock would dance for fun, but he’s not particularly skilled—at least not with ballroom dancing.
2g Cedlock: Greylock once asked Cedric to teach him ballroom dancing and pretended to be clumsier than he actually was just to spend more time dancing with him.
3. He’s the kind of person who can strike up a conversation with anyone.
I like to think that Greylock is very charismatic, someone who is “friends with everyone,” so to speak. At the very least, a lot of people know him.
At Hexley Hall he was change sit so he couldn't talk to his friends and would just make friends with the new person next to him.
4. Greylock used to play pranks on Slickwell and actually liked him (somewhat).
I imagine they didn’t have a close friendship but weren’t outright enemies either, something like Cedric and Baileywick. Greylock often played pranks on Slickwell, knowing how easily he’d lose his temper, and he found it amusing.
Slickwell frequently tried to report him to Magnus, but by the time Magnus returned, Greylock had already cleaned up any mess with his magic, leaving Slickwell without proof. Like Candace trying to bust Phineas and Ferb.
5. Greylock likes fish and owns a goldfish.
There’s not much to explain here; I just think Greylock is the type to enjoy fish and would have a goldfish living in a little castle tank.
6. Greylock wasn’t born into nobility, and his magical talents came from recessive genes.
My headcanon is that Greylock was born into a non-magical merchant family. His gift for magic came from recessive traits in his lineage. His parents did everything they could to send him to good schools, such as Hexley Hall, so he could maximize his potential. His family loves him, and he loves them.
7. Marshak taught Greylock the hand spell.
Personally, I prefer to believe that Marshak isn’t Greylock’s relative but rather a retired Hexley Hall teacher who mentored him for most of his time there. Many of the spells Greylock knows were taught to him by Marshak.
8. Greylock wishes his role as Royal Sorcerer were different.
While he doesn’t hate his job, he wishes it came with less pressure. Greylock feels burdened by Magnus’s impossible expectations and is annoyed that Magnus flaunts him, not as a recognition of his skills but as a possession to bolster his own image. Greylock resents being treated like a tool and just wants to enjoy life and explore what his magic can do without having to fulfill Magnus’s excessive (and often exhausting) demands.
9. Greylock was fine after the events of "Day of Sorcerers."
My main headcanon about the conclusion of Rudistan and Greylock’s story is this:
After Cedric betrayed Grimtix, many of the Order’s allies began to fall to the good sorcerers. With Enchancia and other kingdoms liberated from the order's control, reinforcements were sent to confront Greylock at Rudistan.
However, Magnus’s fall from power revealed the vast number of opponents to his rule, sparking a civil war that pulled Greylock into its center. While Greylock aimed to overthrow Magnus, he hadn’t anticipated the implications, and becoming the face of a movement overwhelmed him.
Rudistan was divided: some were loyal to Magnus, others wanted to end the old regime altogether (I headcanon that Magnus’s entire dynasty wasn’t particularly benevolent). Foreign intervention was blocked by Rudistan’s own people, who, realizing Magnus wasn’t as invincible as he seemed (an idea fostered by Greylock), finally acted against him.
This essentially led to a civil war lasting several years. Communication between Rudistan and other kingdoms became minimal, if not nonexistent. Greylock used his magic to help the people and the opposition of Magnus, becoming a prominent figure of the movement, though the pressure weighed heavily on him. He felt that the rebellion used him just as much as Magnus had.
Eventually, Magnus’s opposition won, and he was overthrown again. Someone else was chosen as king since Greylock refused the role. In the end, Greylock decided to leave Rudistan to live a quieter life elsewhere. He was pardoned, at least by Rudistan, for his crimes against the crown.
3g Cedlock: As soon as he was able, Greylock began sending letters to Cedric to check on him and share what had happened in his own life. Over time, they reunited and ended up together. Greylock eventually moved to Enchancia. (In my headcanon, the other kingdoms didn’t care much about Magnus losing his throne as long as the new ruler upheld previous agreements. Roland simply didn’t mind, and though the idea of sorcerers overthrowing kings unnerved him a bit, he ultimately accepted Greylock’s presence.)
And they lived happily ever after, and all that.
10. Away from Rudistan, Greylock started dressing more freely.
Greylock enjoys experimenting with different patterns, textures, and colors, though he doesn’t always know how to match them well.
11. Greylock once got a hernia after spending all day fulfilling Magnus’s whims.
(I know that’s not how hernias work, shhh.) In general, I headcanon that Greylock can’t stand Magnus (like most characters), but I find it amusing to think that tolerating him has led to similar mishaps. Every day he grows a little crazier.
12. Greylock sleeps in underwear.
No further explanation needed.
4g Cedlock: Greylock started wearing shorts to bed after Cedric told him he didn’t want him sleeping in just underwear when they were together. Not sitting on the things in his workshop in his underwear either.
My Cedric Headcanons
1. He’s obsessed with birds, especially corvids, and knows everything about them.
I like to think Cedric has a fascination with birds and how they manage to fly, applying that knowledge to his inventions. His interest in corvids began as a way to take better care of Wormwood when he was young.
2. Cedric is an excellent dancer and took lessons as a child.
Since he had to attend royal balls, Goodwyn made him take ballroom dancing lessons. Cedric actually enjoys dancing, although he was embarrassed about it during his teenage years and part of his adulthood. (He had intrusive thoughts about being mocked and a mild phobia of balls because the incident.)
5c Cedlock: Once he regained his confidence, Cedric began dancing with Greylock at parties.
3. Cedric’s handwriting is gothic-style with elongated strokes.
I imagine Goodwyn had high expectations for Cedric in almost everything, including formal handwriting lessons. Cedric developed very elegant penmanship, though it can be hard to read due to his elongated strokes and the speed at which he writes.
6c Cedlock: Greylock sometimes struggles to read parts of Cedric’s handwriting in letters, just as Cedric occasionally struggles with Greylock’s. Both pretend they understand everything. (In reality, some parts are illegible.)
4. Cedric is some what cold-blooded and sleeps in a onesie with a sleeping cap.
On the rare occasions he actually goes to bed properly, Cedric bundles up excessively with warm clothes and blankets.
5. Cedric frequently uses spells to dress and clean himself.
I can totally see Cedric using magic to get dressed or bathe, saving time with spells instead of doing things manually. After all, if there are spells for ironing clothes (as Cordelia mentions), why wouldn’t there be spells for other tasks?
6. Cedric likes sweet things and eats candy or desserts when he’s sad.
He associates sweets with the comfort Winnifred gave him as a child. I imagine Winnifred would soothe him with desserts in addition to her other comforting gestures. Because of this, Cedric now associates sweets with emotional support.
I headcanon that his favorite treats include flycakes and blueberry desserts (inspired by the "Mystic Meadows" episode).
7. Cedric’s hair is slightly curly when grown out.
This is based on his teenage bangs and the slightly wavy hair of Cordelia and Winnifred.
8. Cedric is well-known in the village, and some people are excited to see him.
In "The Baker King", one villager mentions how the royal sorcerer made an entire orchard grow with his magic dust (something like that). This made me think it would be fun if some villagers were actually amazed by Cedric’s magical abilities and enjoyed seeing his tricks. However, Cedric’s constant bad mood when he’s out prevents him from noticing. It’s a bit like the dynamic in Cedric Be Good.
9. He secretly loves jewelry.
Although he’d never admit it, Cedric enjoys rings, necklaces, and anything shiny. He likes the luxury of wearing them. (I just enjoy imagining Cedric with jewelry.)
10. Cedric is a natural healer.
This one doesn't have a real reason, I just love the idea. It would explain why Cedric rarely gets hurt despite all the chaotic events he experiences, like his body magically heals itself.
11. Cedric still has nightmares about the Day of the Sorcerers and what could have happened if Sofia hadn’t intervened.
He has certain triggers and gets uncomfortable with specific topics, even though no one holds a grudge anymore. At some point after the series finale, he worked hard to rebuild his reputation but pushed himself so much that he fainted from exhaustion. Baileywick had a long talk with him about it. Still, Cedric occasionally has intrusive thoughts whenever something related is mentioned.
12. Cedric and Gwen will cause the EverRealm’s equivalent of an industrial revolution.
This could be considered a “crack” headcanon, but I think it’s possible. Just look at their flying cars! I also like to think the car Roland uses in the vacation episode is one of Cedric’s creations.
13. Cedric loves reading and is a huge fan of history.
He might not remember exact dates and names, but he retains everything else about historical events.
14. Cedric knows about botany and enjoys gardening.
He keeps plants in the upper part of his tower and likes taking care of them, though some occasionally die when he forgets to water them. (He revives them with magic anyway.)
My Cedlock Headcanons
These are a bit more scattered since they are imagined in various contexts and times within the series.
7. Wormwood doesn’t like Greylock.
Basically, I think Wormwood would tease Greylock when Cedric isn’t looking. Greylock doesn’t want to say anything to Cedric because he knows Wormwood is important to him. (And because he's a little terrified of Wormwood)
Eventually Wormwood stopped bothering him.
8. Greylock got into trouble to be with Cedric in detention.
Back in Hexley Hall, when Cedric was sent to detention for some disaster he caused, Greylock would find a way to get detention too, just to spend time with him.
9. Introducing him to the family
Greylock’s family is full of pranksters and somewhat rude humor, so Greylock threatened them all not to make any jokes when he brought Cedric to meet them. When he finally introduced them, they all made him feel welcome. Greylock’s family gets along well with Cedric and always tries to include him.
When Cedric introduced Greylock to his family (though it wasn’t necessary since Goodwyn and Winnifred had already investigated Greylock like the FBI), he warned them not to say anything rude about him (mainly Goodwyn).
Overall, they get along well with Greylock, but Goodwyn is a bit tougher and colder toward him. Eventually, he warmed up to Greylock when he realized he was a highly skilled sorcerer, though he still finds him a bit "not serious and unprofessional".
10. Cedric tries to learn the language of Rudistan for Greylock.
(Yes, I stole this from the Swanoverse universe, okay, leave me alone—it's a wonderful fanfic.)
11. About kisses.
Greylock was the one who initiated their kisses at first, but later, Cedric started seeking them out, though he didn’t know how to ask for them. I feel like their first kisses were a bit awkward because Cedric wasn’t sure what to do, and he was terrified of kissing in public.
And that's all because this is way too long
#headcanons#cedric the sorcerer#greylock the grand#cedlock#Shit#that was long#I should really take all this and make a fanfic or something
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how i feel knowing that my bait worked
btw, im only reiterating what i was taught, i was taught that format for pemdas where you go one after another, i actually only made this because of another post i saw, but i read up on it, and it turns out that the layout of the math equation is actually SHIT because of the way it uses the division symbol
fractions would be better
8÷2(2+2) = 1 and you all are stupid
P = parentheses
E = exponent
M = multiply
D = divide
A = add
S = subtract
My proof
8÷2(2+2) given
8÷2(4) Parentheses
8÷(8) distributive property/multiply
8÷8 = 1 divide
anyone who said 16 needs to go back to 7th grade
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#layton#professor layton#hershel layton#luke triton#he w ou ldnt actually do this would he....#i love this guy#shit
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#astrology#zodic signs#dank memes#medieval memes#medieval#helmet#zodiac memes#knights#middle ages#shit#knightcore
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“Or you could just fuck me”
#OMGGG#I#shit#Archie#fuck#archie madekwe#farleigh start#oliver quick#saltburn 2023#saltburn#quickstart
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We have not spent nearly enough time talking about how Nicola Coughlan is the most beautiful kisser in the world.
And this kiss should have immediately ended the “it’s rushed” debate. Because if a woman kissed me like that, 100% I’m marrying her. Are you fucking kidding me? Colin’s subsequent unhinged behavior is completely justified.
I will not be taking any questions on this.
#rushed?? cmon#not rushed enough#lol i thought i was a pen or eloise but i’m starting to think i may actually be a colin#i masked most of my life i’ve spent a lot of time not seeing things that were right in front of me i have a hero complex#and i would also marry pen#shit#i’m a fuckin colin#but like all the worst parts of him lol (besides the love of pen)#i’m going to finish this stupid post and go think about things for a while#polin#bridgerton#nicola coughlan
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#daily time forecast#comics#chekhov draws#no time for clean comics sorry#wait is that ironic#shit#fuck
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Keith !!
For the Voltron enjoyers (is anyone out there or is the fandom completely dead 😞💔)
#:p#doodles#drawings#voltron#keith kogane#vld#vld keith#voltron keith#voltron Keith Kogane#shit#keith voltron
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evan who almost dies when he sees barty in a suit, his hair brushed back. he looks all clean, and powerful. barty is standing by his father side, with that fake polite smile evan is so used to from people at galas like these
his original plan was to make fun of barty for looking like an idiot... but barty doesn't look like an idiot at all. he looks hot. really hot
#i don't thinkk I've ever made a rosekiller post before#shit#maybe i should call myself the king if rarepairs bc holy fuck#they're really all i ever talk about#marauders#marauders era#marauders fandom#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#barty x evan#rosekiller
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I forgot to share it here, how could I..
I love this, a whole lot. It is very silly :3
Song: Shit by Bo Burnham
#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#drawing#art#my art#fanart#digital art#shit#this is silly#teehee#he's so stinky
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