#God DAM I had fun but I am burnt out now

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Here I go again. Lets talk about the Ebunike & Smasher!

MMK OK so since the first day I found out about this secret little hideout I instantly noticed the guns! And the computer!

I also realize this is just ONE of Adams many hideouts, but since I only know of this one and the unused one (I’ll talk about it later) I wanna speak on this!

So he has an extra Dragoon frame (lmao) and a SHIT load of HMG. So I wanna talk about the HMGs!

There’s 10 HMG in total in this hideout, but why so many? Well in MY opnion and obviously awesome theory is that each one has a specific history! A specific SPECIAL kill that he loves so much that every time he sees it he thinks about the story! Because the normal “he just likes it” is boring BOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO!

I also believe he names his guns because you know the whole “Name your weapon and it shall never betray you” when has adams weapons ever betrayed him? hmm? That’s Right! NEVER! SO THEY HAVE NAMES!

I wanna start with the left side of that picture above. I think one might be what he used during the “Love like fire” mission, imma say hmm top right gives me the vibes.  These have to be special right? They look great next to his extra frame.

Another cool thing is his extra! The heavily modified infamous Dragoon. It is an EXACT replica of what he wears now without all the inner tubing and his reactor core. Who gave it to him? Who gifted it to him? Could it have been a gift from Yorinobu himself when he came and asked Smasher to help him? A false gift? a false idol of power? the trojan?  Even the theme matches with the red and black! 

So I wanna expand on this and talk about his Hideout and the maelstrom because there’ SO MUCH going on people really don’t understand how important this area actually is! This took a lot of time to put together so hopefully I worded this as best as possible. Also I think his favorite are Shotguns & HMG

lol @ the fact he doesn’t have a chair for his computer.

Lets start with the general layout of the ship!

Ebunike at Night and Daytime! Pretty cool it keeps with the Red and Black theme yeah? Daytime it just looks like a normal boring ass ship. Pretty clever yeah? Lotta space too.

Cleaning supplies. Sometime was in charge of keeping up with the ships appearance! Probably also used to clean up Adams mess’. Probably Grayson (haha). Also gives off that Adam is not Filthy/Dirty! Like his hideout he is actually very very organized & clean which could be apart of living life in such rubbish environment for most of his life in New York. (Except for the body in the bathroom but we don’t see that rn)

Cool ass hangout spot! You can also find a stressball directly below this area BTW. I’m not sure he really uses this area though unless he uses Gemini to blend it but I doubt it (I believe he’s full on Samson by this time)

Stolen Kang Tao/Militech Firearms that are to be sold to South Africa! He has a lot of this shit laying all over the place. I assume this is his PASSIVE income.

Dead Chick from the whole Blackmail thingy. Lazy grunt never cleaned it up! Or maybe Grayson tried to get back at Adam after he left him? 

Graysons little area! He has a smart pistol on the left, a window on the right that overlooks the Ebunike itself & two doors. There’s also a lot of trash outside the window so Grayson is very lazy! There’s also Documents here, Magazines and a pencil holder (I find this very cute). I can see Grayson just sitting in his swirly chair being a dumbass and reading emails. 

Straight up idc idc idc SMASHER STILL HAS SOME EMOTION! I hate that “Omg he’s is asshole on humanity bla bla bla” well maybe he changed look at him giving a shit about Grayson. “Anything happens, let me know” dude bruh come ONNNNNUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MIKE PONDSMITH GIVE ME!!!1 GIVE GIVE GIVE!

Idk who writes this 1000% but I am gonna say Smasher because I am built like that (a problem) so yeah. Interesting information btw if you like to write about selling illegal shit or whatever the hell you wanna do.

OKAY before I actually start to explain stuff. I think it is funny that Smasher is working with Maelstrom because Gray/Mike states that Adam Smasher believe them to be Stupid! He totally hates their guts! So the fact he literally entrusts them with the cargo and shit is super funny to me (they’re probably cheap)

Anyways back on track.

Proof it IS Smasher who is in control. It’s also never states wtf Grayson ever said and who Briger is exactly (we never see Kurt or Xay either so w/e)

Their Meth lab! How do I know this?

BAM

Codeine 

Iodine 

Red Phosphorus 

Rentable Cargo!

If you take the time to explore the area you’ll notice the entire left (from Ebunike) are actually living spaces. Now, rather if this is rentable just for the Maelstrom or other outside forces I cannot be 1000% sure. It is PROBABLY for fellow Maelstrom goons that are hired to live. Although I do think depending on the offer others may be allowed to live there under specific agreements (taking advantage of homelessness in exchange for dangerous exports).

NOW REMEMBER! Adam Smasher was once a gang leader. HE KNOWS what he is doing. This is just part of his entire life in one image. He knows exactly how to talk, who to talk to and how to act & read your intentions. He knows the pulse of his surroundings (Street Samurai), he knows when you are lying and when you speak the truth (knows who to trust). Everything thats put together in the Ebunike lot and the boat itself is a render of himself as not only a professional Solo but as a MERC & LEADER. He is by no means an idiot. 

I wanted to expand on this little area to show you just how Smasher acts and what he can put together! He has routes & people! He reads and writes and thinks and keeps tracks of a lot of things that would otherwise stress most of us the fuck out. He has loyal goon (Grayson) and clearly most of Maelstrom really do respect him.

You can also see that there’s Games, Food, Beds & TVs all over the place! Everyone is technically properly cared for! Not that it means he’s merciful, he just knows if his people are happy than they will do good work. Its never brought up that he rules with an iron fist in the surrounding area. It also seems the cleanest in that entire area.

Not to put Grayson down the man did a lot of work too! He’s the right hand man of Smasher (fucker AHHH!!!!) so who knows what else he has done.

Last part is his unused unfinished hideout.

Notice a big difference? The fact they went with his outer shell instead of the main core of his chest.... This originally lead me to believe that Adam Smasher was suppose to have his more “Human” form like the Samson before they swapped it out with the Dragoon. Because the unused appearance he has him in human clothes (BTW the face is Jackies from what I’ve learned. So don’t take it that this is an accurate version of him). THIS DRIVES ME INSANE BECAUSE AHHHHH MERC/SOLO Smasher! THE REAL DEAL! Not that robotic version THAT IS SO UPSETTING! FREE HIM!!!

2077 DRAGOON FRAME

2020 “Young” Smasher Frame with an unused Jacket (ignore his big ass shoulders). 

THE Adam Smasher

mmk I am done