#Go Navy Beat Army

[floridaboiler]

[dbf-enthusiast]

I mean the Navy uniform IS all about the Silent Service this year.

[gorrus]

[katieannwrites]

This is the motto of my house.

[cheflew]

[eraserdude6226]

Just gotta say it today!! Sorry if you're offended (squids and jarheads only), but at the end of the day, we walk off the field of game and we are brothers in arms once again!!

So to all my naval brothers and sisters, today we will battle and only one will rise to the top. We don't know which one, but at the end of the game, we know we all want to be the second ones singing and not the first!! And afterwards, we'll be raising pints of beer to our missing comrades and move on to our missions - together as one united military!!

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito!! (do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it)

[sudden-stops-kill]

americas game

[floridaboiler]

[saphiccarma]

- Post Bellum

Relationships - Agatha Harkness x Rio Vidal x Reader

Summary - After the military, you're left fumbling with your life, unsure of what to do. In comes the prospect of private contracting, and you get hired by two insanely hot women.

Warnings: ✨Trauma✨

A/N: this is more of an intro chapter, but there is more to come I promise. This isn't going to be so much so a series, rather a bunch of interconnected one-shots with some semblence of a timeline and plot

The army was never really your choice. Both of your parents had been in the military, your mother in the air force and your father in the navy seals. They had met afterward, bonding over shared trauma, and eventually they had a kid. A kid, you, who was pressured into joining the army and beating your parents’ standards. A kid who suffered a lot during her deployment. A kid, who retired from the military at a young age, early twenties because you joined as soon as you were eighteen. Your father joined when he was twenty, your mother twenty-two, so of course you had to beat that record as well.

While you regretted signing up, you did have some good memories. Hanging out with your crew around a small fire, only letting it burn for a little while so as to not draw too much attention, chatting softly. Or sitting in the dirt, a gun pressed against your shoulder with blood and tears covering your face. You remembered sitting in the barracks after grueling hours of training, sweat dripping down your back and soaking your shirt through while you laughed, exhausted.  

After the marine corps, the division you were in, one of the hardest ones, you wanted peace. You wanted to live a peaceful life without flinching at every little sound and having to take the night shift. You wanted to live a life without being paranoid that someone would leap out and jump you, or that a barking dog would charge at you. Everything that reminded you, even the slightest of your time serving, set you off. It was impossible to get a moment of peace.

Your parents suggested therapy, part of the reason you lived in N.Y, but after one session you quit. New York supposedly had one of the best post-military therapy groups. It was a bunch of bullshit where you talked about feelings and shit. Nothing you were interested in. Not that they knew that. You told them you kept going and that it was helping.  They called you often, but half the time you ignored their calls, claiming you were busy. To them, you were living a good life. A life where you had a good job and you were okay.

But you weren’t okay. You still woke up in cold sweats, looking around your room with frantic eyes as you searched for potential threats and your hands tightening around the gun you kept on the bedside table. Screams echoing in your mind, whether they were from children or adults – your own or your friends. The shadows in your apartment seemed darker, more ominous than they looked when you were a kid. Your father wasn't there to protect you anymore, nor your mother, hugging you tight and placing a tender kiss on your head. The shadows, the invisible monsters, were supposed to go away once you got older, but they only got worse. And your parents weren’t here to help.

They lived across the country in L.A while you were in New York. It was a decision that you regretted, but you had paid months in advance for the apartment, so there was no going back. It was constantly moving in N.Y, a constant source of noise that never stopped, even at night. A lot of sleepless nights occurred because of that. New York never slept so you rarely did.

Point is, you couldn't rest. Peace never came no matter how hard you tried. You tried all sorts of hobbies, bird watching, knitting, sewing, reading, video games - everything. You tried it all and only the last two stuck really, but they did nothing to stop the constant buzz of fearful anticipation that ran through your veins. You were constantly on edge, unable to turn off your senses. New York was far too loud for you to settle down and you wished that you had chosen someplace else to stay.

An old friend, one of your mentors from the military, suggested private contracting. You had called him one night, breathless and wide-eyed. Desperate for someone to remind you that you were safe, that none of your fears were real. He soothed you, his voice calm over the phone before he suggested contracting. So, you figured out how to sign up for it and listed your services. It turns out, that after some research, private work paid a lot. Like a lot. If this worked out, you would be rich in no time.

You ran a hand down your face as you stared at the blue light of your computer, emails sitting dauntingly in front of you, all of them marked unread. The clock on your computer told you it was 3 am, a common occurrence for you. Within just a couple days, you had about dozen people reach out. And you thought you were ready. Yet simply clicking on a single email seemed like an impossible task. The idea of committing to a person, surrendering part of your control felt like too much.

Fingers twitching on the mouse, you closed your eyes before scrolling then randomly selecting on one. Looking over it, you thought that maybe this wouldn't be so hard. Two women, both married, in need of a personal bodyguard. Both rich, successful, lawyers who had made a lot of enemies over the years. They were looking for someone to accompany either of them throughout the day. You chewed on your lip as you thought it over, looking at the name at the end of the email. Agatha.

With your sleep-ridden brain, you somehow thought it was a good idea to respond now, and you clicked reply. It was tempting enough. They were offering a shit ton of money that would have you set for a long while. You managed to type up something coherent, agreeing to meet up with her tomorrow, absently typing in a time and place. Some coffee shop you visit often. You slammed your computer shut, jumping at the noise it made.

You settled back into your bed, setting your gun down onto the table next to you and sitting up against the headboard. Your eyes flickered around the room constantly, hardly able to rest at night. The shadows in your room were screaming at you, voices of the past that pleaded for help. As much as you wanted to squeeze your eyes shut, block out the noise and try to quiet your mind, but you couldn’t. That would mean being vulnerable.

 Eventually your eyes started drooping shut, exhausted from days spent with little to no sleep, and it was already 5 by the time you fell asleep.

^______________^

Your neck hurt when you woke up, a small line of drool streaming from the corner of your mouth. A sign you slept heavily. Wiping it away, you glanced at the clock groggily, jolting when you saw the time. You threw the sheets off you, scrambling out of bed to get dressed. It was 10:30 and faintly, although just barely, you remembered you were meeting up with Agatha at 11. The shop was a good walk away from your apartment. It was nice to have that little bit of exercise in your routine. Not that you didn't go the gym every day and run until your lungs were screaming and lungs were burning.

You brushed your hair and your teeth, groaning at the apparent eye bags. You threw a pair of nice pants on, at least ones that were presentable, and a shirt. A jacket was thrown over that shirt with loose sleeves that allowed mobility. You clipped your holster onto your belt, making sure you had your concealed license in your wallet, and you tucked your gun into its spot. The last thing you wanted was the get stopped because you didn’t have your license on you. Sliding your boots on, you made sure that a knife was placed in there, a backup weapon just in case you needed it. With one last pat down, making sure your laces were double knotted and secure, and your belt was tight, you rushed out the door.

And you turned promptly back around, slamming your shoe against the door to prevent it from closing. You forgot your keys and the printed version of the contract. After they were both successfully nabbed from where they had been carelessly thrown, you were racing down the stairs. Children screamed from inside their parent's apartments, and you tried not to flinch or close your eyes and freeze up right there. Instead, you rushed out of the apartment complex.

The bustling streets of New York hit you like a semi-truck, crashing into you with surprising force. You took a deep breath. You did this every day. It was just people. You could do it. Slowly, you took steps, weaving through the crowds of people. You ignored the way your heartbeat uncontrollably in your chest - it was a common occurrence by now. You were hyper aware of the people and everything they were doing A man reached into his pocket rather quick and you nearly drew your gun.

You followed the roads with practiced ease, even despite the hammering of your heart and the way your ears perked at every little sound. It took a while to make your way through a bunch of people until you reached the cafe. It was a nice corner in the wall shop, quiet with hardly anyone in there most of the time. The prices were cheap, the workers were not loud at all, taking your order with a polite nod. You appreciated it. They seemed to know you like the quiet, not even trying to strike up small conversation like they did with other customers.

Heading up to the counter, you inhaled slowly to calm your breathing before ordering a large iced coffee with two extra shots. That should help keep you awake. You took a seat, fiddling with your thumbs nervously, for some odd reason. You weren't sure why you were nervous. Your coffee was served, and you spent the time anxiously sipping on your drink, relishing in the way caffeine helped wake you up. And after what felt like forever, the door opened, and two very elegant looking women walked in.

You choked on your breath, nearly doing the same to your coffee. It was very clear that they were your soon-to-be employers.

The first had brown hair that was pinned up into a bun, blue eyes shimmering as she glanced around. Her eyes were calculating and cold but held a tint of warmth that you were able to pick out.  Pink lipstick adorned her lips that were pursed into a thin line. She was dressed nicely, with boots that clacked on the floor with every step she took.

The other had similar hair, except hers was wavy instead of curly, falling elegantly down her shoulders. Her eyes were a dark chocolate brown that seemed as if they had infinite secrets. Her own steps were silent, quieter than the subtle music that drifted through the cafe. You liked that immediately.

The blue-eyed one spotted you first, her lips pulling into a small smile before she made her way over. You stood, your chair pushed back a bit louder than intended and wiped your palms on your pants. You didn't bother to force a smile onto your face, rather just nodding in greeting.

"Hi, my name's Y/N," you introduced, your voice steady and calm. You had half a mind to stick your hand in greeting, but just the thought of it made you internally shake your head. It was relief when neither of them offered their hand.

"Agatha," the blue-eyed woman introduced, her voice silky smooth, "This is Rio."

Rio grinned, her smile cat-like, and eyes glinting with mischief. It instantly set you on edge, "Y/N is a beautiful name," she purred. She tilted her head, brown eyes taking you in.  

You cleared your throat awkwardly, "Can I get you guys anything to drink? Or do you just want to dive right in?"

"Rio will get us some drinks. You and I can get started." Agatha slid into the seat across from you, her long fingers folding in front of her. You sat across from her.

You weren't sure how long it took to go over the terms of the contract, discussing it all in great detail. Both of you had to know what was happening, all the exact terms of the job and what was expected from you as a private contractor, and from her as an employer. Rio joined after retrieving drinks, sipping on her own as she leaned back into her seat, casually crossing her legs. She reminded you of a cat. Calm and composed with a silent smile that spoke volumes, her body portraying so many of her thoughts.

Agatha was different. Her micro-expressions gave everything away, all of her thoughts. One of the many things you had taken from the military was how to read people. People expressed themselves in various different ways. Whether it was clear, voicing their exact thoughts whenever they wanted to. Others were more quiet, only speaking when prompted, but their bodies gave away more than they would like. Little movements, the tensing of their arms, shifting of feet, hunched shoulders - it all gave something away. Rio was one of those people. Agatha wasn't either of those people. She was the quiet commanding type. Tiny expressions on her face, the little twitch of her nose or slight curve of her lips told you what she was feeling. She was a perfect mix of voicing her thoughts yet keeping them close to her chest.

They were certainly an interesting pair.

By the end, you had gone through your entire cup of coffee, and you were still exhausted. Agatha gave you a little smile, her eyes shining with a small bit of hope that was just hardly visible, as she stood from the table.

"I will meet you tomorrow at our place? I'll text you the address." Agatha had gotten your phone number right before the conversation ended. Her words left no room for negotiation, and you nodded, standing from your own seat.

"Yes ma'am."

Rio grinned her smile wide, and you faintly heard her whisper while she walked out with her wife, "I like her."

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[sevs-corner]

Here i am giggling and kicking my feet over the idea of navy! reader being so at odds with the Tf 141 squad being army. (let's just imagine that they're either back to being cadets or they're visiting officers or part of an older class.)

You, a newly enrolled student at the Navy Academy, quickly got the attention of the four while they were stationed at the nearby army base (quite literally in the same area-- considered as close neighbors to the academy who are quite often at each others throats) for having already oustanding records as just a plebe.

And they wanted to recruit you to their lil' party troupe over at the army. (More like kidnapped 'cause they could use you more effectively at the army compared to the muppets and hooligans they ended up training and getting into their squadrons.)

But as they try coercing you at first, you firmly deny them- despite them holding authority over you and can get transferred with the amount of strings they can pull to make it happen, but they don't.

Because they want to see you do it willingly.

You, on the other hand, simply take it as another challenge to "BEAT ARMY" at every opportune moment. To see them crushed beneath the feet of someone who had trained for this very moment in your life-- and you're not just going to let that one chance go in place for canoodling with a bunch of silly army soldiers.

And seeing the fire of contest in your eyes made them accept your challenge, that-- until the day of your graduation-- whoever has the most points by that time, you would either stay in the Navy or work for them and their squad in the army.

Oh, just imagine the amount of unnecessary squabbles that would get you in trouble for by sneaking over to their academy and dorm room (and vice versa) to settle disputes in either card games, gun ranges, push-up counts, and many more-- basically making a competition out of everything.

You canonically have an on-going scoreboard that you update quite frequently like its a spreadsheet. Detailing everything from status reports of how, "MacTavish was so off his game today that he was a millimeter off from beating me at the sniper range" to "Beat the old man at his own game of mental 4D chess."

Even though you're at even odds against each other on land, on water on the other hand-- its quite a staggering difference.

With the record holding 20-4, you'd think they'd try for different events but no-- they're determined, undeterred at the thought of beating you at your own game.

Until Soap gets caught in a sail, gets hauled up, and is hanging by the sails-- and they swear off those competitions for a while.

Though when it comes to the fitness ones, somehow you always come short of winning with a close score of 30-28, with you up by two for the recent ones at the obstacle course at the Navy Academy. You had homecourt advantage but that never mattered between you five-- what mattered, was that Gaz tripped up at the last moment and fell to his demise on a rope because of the lack of grip from the mud crawling section of the course.

Even then, you were only seconds off from winning-- and of course you had to let them know by bring out your friends from the band, to stroll and march as you exited in style, leaving them more amused than disappointed really.

Who's to say that they don't mess with you as your- technically higher ranking- superiors?

They'll definitely call you out more when it comes to Navy-Army joint training sessions, or handle some of classes in combat or weapons handling.

They are definitely abusing their powers by pulling you out of your classes just to drag you into their silly competitions, which makes your workload stack and you even more determined to slam them to the ground in the gym, with the goal to grapple and flip the opponent first.

They don't feel bad at all, not when they can tease and play with their favorite underclassmen. They honestly just can't wait for you to be in the field with them, and with all this chemistry-- they already had plans for creating the perfect spot for you in their team.

You slotted into their dynamics so well that most of your classmates and other superiors wonder too on why don't the Tf 141 just adopt you already?

Well, because you're insistent in your goal-- and they respect that, though by doing so in challenges to see if you really, truly are committed to it. Elsewise, they would just pick you up and take care of you themselves.

All these hijinks and somehow, you forgot the true purpose behind them--

And TF 141 never forgets to fill in their end of a bargain. So watch out and make sure those scores tally in your favor~

Masterlist for my other works here ! Inspos that I just happened to watch on my feed here! From Sam Eckholm's YT on: -What's Inside the US Naval Academy -What's Inside the Air Force Academy

[witchwyfe]

let me down easy - jhs

I pairing: college jake ‘hangman’ seresin x female reader

I précis: you have a date and it’s not with jake :(

I content/warnings: college au, roommates to lovers (that haven’t gotten past the roommates stage yet), mentions of eating and food, mild jealousy, language

I word count: 1,001

I a/n: part of the roommate predicament !!!!

"What are you doing tonight? Do you wanna watch a movie or something?"

You freeze where you're unloading the dishwasher, purposely focusing in on Jake's "Beat Army" coffee mug--despite your hatred for the thing. anything related to the Navy is a reminder of your waning time together--so that you don't have to look at him.

"Uh, I think I'm doing something tonight." You mumble.

"With Natasha?" He wonders casually. "Y'all can hang here if you want."

"No, not with her." You clear your throat.

"Oh, okay."

"I'm," You swallow harshly, mentally grasping for words. You know you don't have to tell Jake anything, but you want to, hoping for some reason that maybe he'll stop you.

"I have a date." You say flatly.

Jake feels his heart plummet to his stomach, but he keeps his face neutral.

"Oh, that's nice." He smiles lightly. "Anyone I know or...?"

"I don't know." You say quietly. "His name's Brent, he's in a study group with me and Tash."

Jake is thinking that Brent is the most ridiculous name he's ever heard and brainstorming how he can join the study group for your marketing class when he's a physics major.

"Jake?"

"Huh?" He wonders, breaking out of his short daydream. "Sorry, what did you say?"

"I asked if you knew him." You relay his full name to Jake again.

"No, I don't." He smiles tightly.

“Oh okay.” You smile. “He just asked if I wanted to hang out sometime and I figured, why not?” 

You could actually think of a hundred reasons why not, and most of them center around the fact that you have a huge, lovesick, crush on your fucking roommate. 

You haven't spoken to Jake since earlier in the afternoon. He'd gone into his room to work on homework so you'd just hung out until it was time to get ready for your date.

You’re just going to get drinks and you’re not very enthused with the plans—more like the person—so you don’t go over the top or anything. You come out into the kitchen in an old sundress, before pulling out a frozen pizza from the freezer.

“Jake!” You call out. “I’m making pizza, do you want any?”

He comes out of his room, smiling lightly at you. “Hey, sweet thing,” 

“Hi.” You smile brightly at him. God how much you wish you were staying home with him instead. Jake, who actually gives you butterflies in your tummy, who makes you smile for real, and who already understands you so well, you feel like you’ve known him your whole life. 

Jake’s smile at seeing you quickly drops when you turn. You’re wearing a pretty sundress, one that he’s never seen before and you’re going out with another guy. It’s not fair to you, he can’t expect you to never date anyone if he doesn’t tell you how he feels, but he doesn’t want to put you in the unfair position of rejecting him—because there’s no way you could ever feel the same. 

"Did you want some pizza?” You wonder again. “I’m gonna heat this and I figured you’d be eating soon anyway.”

“Yeah sure, thank you.” He smiles. “You need any help?”

“Nah, I don’t think so.” 

You and Jake eat the pizza together on the island, and he notices how often you check the time on your phone. 

“What time do you have to leave?” He asks, Adam’s apple bobbing nervously. “You know, uh, for your date?”

“Oh,” You sigh as if you’d forgotten about it. “In like twenty minutes.”

“He’s not picking you up?”

“We’re meeting there.” Jake doesn’t say anything for a moment and you look down at your phone once again, using a piece of paper towel to wipe your greasy fingerprints from the surface. 

You look at him again, pleading in your mind for him to do something, say something, anything to stop you from going. “You,” You clear your throat. “What are you up to tonight? Anything fun?”

He scratches the side of his head, tilting it as if he’s lost in thought. “Nah, probably not. Might grab a beer with Bradley or something.”

“That sounds fun!” You offer. You hate this. You hate how your usually easy and comfortable exchanges with Jake, feel awkward and dry. You decide that it’s because of how awkward you’re being, the pre-date jitters are taking over your ability to talk normally with your roommate and friend.

Nope, that’s definitely not it. 

“Yeah.” He agrees. “You sure you don’t need a ride or anything?”

“No, I’ll be fine Jake.” You smile. “But thank you for thinking of me. S’sweet.”

“Of course.” A sick twinge of jealousy pulls in his stomach when he spots you checking the time again. His gaze softens when you tug your bottom lip between your teeth. A soft, albeit quick, breath huffs through your lips and he smiles, hiding it under the guise of a cough. 

“I should probably go.” You speak up, setting your phone down. 

He nods and watches as you go to your room. You grab your shoes and bag, holding back from releasing a scream into the plush of your pillow. 

Jake follows you to the door to lock up, once you’ve collected your phone and the lip gloss you’d grabbed from the bathroom. Jake doesn’t even want to think about your pretty pink gloss being smeared over another guy’s lips. His jaw clenches at the thought. 

“Alright, well I’ll see you later Jake.”

He nods, swallowing harshly, nerves clawing up his throat. “You uh, you look real pretty darlin’.” He drawls, pink sprinkling his cheeks and ears.

“Oh,” You look up, pleasantly surprised. Not that Jake isn’t always sweet to you, but the way that he’s looking at you feels different—more intimate and softer than usual—but you’re probably just imagining that because you’re projecting your own feelings. “Thank you, Jake.”

He smiles once again. “Have a good night. I’ll see you later.”

© witchwyfe 2023. absolutely no reposting, translating, or modifying, even with credit.

[winterwandersland]

Echoes of Mercy (18+)

Chapter Three: Boot Camp

Simon "Ghost" Riley x Black!Fem!Reader Word Count: 4.6k Before the plane crash, you were on a journey to become a Navy Seal. All Parts: Here

The new recruits gradually filled the bus with every passing minute. Each of them looked like little kids excited that they were on a field trip, being in a new environment and taking everything in.

Their eyes were as bright as their smiles, astounding given the sun was barely peeking in the sky, the clouds still creating an overcast, the bus lights creating the only source of light. Everyone conversed like friends, having funny conversations like they were back in high school.

Then there was you.

Sitting in the back of the bus, listening to your music for the last time before your phone and headphones were confiscated. It drowned out the chatter of the rambunctious and excited men and the roaring of the bus engine that you swore was going to break down at any moment.

This should be a fun bus ride.

Your body moved with each bump and pothole of the midwestern streets, you trying to keep all of your weight on the back of your seat, your head hitting the leathered cushion more times than you can count. There’s no way you’d walk off the bus without whiplash.

As your music played, the vibrations of the bus ran through the soles of your shoes, making your legs tingle as you tapped your fingers and swayed to the beat of the music. It felt a little early for the bus to be filled with the smell of must, but it wasn’t nearly as strong as what you would smell after a long day of training in the army. That was a smell that made you want to break your nose and damage your olfactory receptors.

No one spoke to you and if they did, it was just them questioning if you realized where the bus was going and if you meant to go somewhere else, which didn’t make sense considering you were just the only woman on the bus, not in the Navy program.

It didn’t phase you. This is what you prepared yourself for, but hearing the comments out loud hurt more than when you just made them up in your head.

“Hey, Lil Bit!”

Your musical moments of peace were ruined by a tap on your shoe that dangled in the aisle since your legs were crossed. You looked up, your headphones still on, to find a man with a wide grin, his eyes full of curiosity, and a bad buzzcut that you prayed would grow out during his training days for his sake. You didn’t care what the man had to say, but you moved your headphones slightly off of your ear as a courtesy.

“You know where we’re going, right?” he asked with a light and humorous tone, like he was waiting to tell you a joke. He was genuine. Like he really expected you to be so dumb and have accidentally wandered into the military bus taking you to the Navy boot camp while trying to get home.

So, you played along.

You didn’t answer right away. You tilted your head, pretending that you hadn’t heard the question over the blaring of your music. When he repeated the question, you just couldn’t resist.

This should be fun.

“Just a few stops until I get home,” you simply said. The shock in his eyes was priceless. His smile faltered and his eyes turned soft, his brows furrowing.

He really believed you.

“Oh, no, miss. This is the bus to go to- never mind,” he said before yelling, “Stop the bus! This woman’s on the wrong bus! She’s trying to go home!”

You chuckled under your breath, but when he turned back to you, you returned to your concerned, innocent-like face. The man couldn’t be heard over the chattering of all the men, so the bus never came to a stop. Thankfully, it was only another ten minutes until you all came to a stop.

Crazy to believe you were already where you dreamed of being your whole life. But you certainly aren’t smiling because you’re at a military boot camp. You’re smiling because you can finally get pointed in the right direction to go home.

The concerned man walked with you off the bus and immediately took you to the instructor: a woman at least 5'9, much taller than you were.

Her name tag read: Diyoza.

“She accidentally got on the wrong bus,” he urged, yelling and pushing past many of the recruits that were making their way towards the woman. Your heart fluttered as you were face-to-face with the woman you had looked up to for so long. The smile on your face was hard to cover, so you played it off as being appreciative of the man helping you. Diyoza looked at you, looked at the man, then scoffed.

“What’s your name, recruit?” she asked the man. He told her and she checked him off the list before turning to you and asking, “And yours?”

“No, she wouldn’t be on there. She’s trying to get-,” the man with the bad haircut started before being cut off by who you would assume will be your boot camp instructor. “I’m not talking to you!” Diyoza snapped at him.

“Your name, recruit!” she said, her voice more stern, sending chills up your spine like you were in trouble.

“Enyo. Enyo Abara,” you answered quickly, your voice shaky from fearing that you had already fucked up your first impression on the one person you always wanted to impress.

“Beginning of the alphabet. First on the list. Should be easy to remember. Go on, now,” she told you, waving you off like you were just another recruit. And to be fair, you were.

You ran off to join the rest of the group. When the man from earlier tried to follow behind, Diyoza stopped him, firmly placing her hand on his chest. She could practically catch his heart the way it was nearly thudding out of his chest.

The recruit stumbled over his words as he tried to process what had just happened. How was your name on the list?

Diyoza was unamused, practically scowling at the foolish boy. “Next time you see a woman on a bus full of men, don’t assume she isn’t where she should be. Because I promise you, if she didn’t want to be there, she wouldn’t be. And this is a Navy boot camp. Meaning everyone wanting to be in the Navy will be here. Not just the wannabe Seals. Now, go run a mile. You can do your administrative tasks afterwards, “ she commanded him.

He took off running in the opposite direction as the rest of the crew, heading towards the track instead of the main building. You snickered to yourself as you followed everyone into the old building to do your first tasks: paperwork. Your favorite.

You liked signing paperwork. It was no different than when you first enrolled in the military. You had spent a few years in the army before you decided to transfer to the Navy.

It wasn’t difficult filling out the paperwork to transfer services. Your commanding officers supported you every step of the way and even told you they better see you on billboards before back in their field.

The part you worried about the most was the hair inspection. While all the men were getting their heads shaved, you were in the mirror trying to figure out what to do with yours. Should you cut it? You’ve had shorter hair before, but you worked so hard to get it to the length it was now. That would be years of hard work gone.

It’s not like the army didn’t have hair protocols, but they were a little more lenient. Your buns may not have been as laid as you wanted them to be, but they made do. Here, that wouldn’t slide. You had to have the slick bun like you imagined in your head and that would take more effort than basic imagination.

As you gaze at your reflection in the mirror, pondering different hairstyles in hopes of passing inspection, you hear footsteps approaching from behind. You snapped your neck to see who it was, but despite what you thought were quick reflexes, they were already by your side.

It was Diyoza.

“Trying to avoid cutting your hair?” she asked. You looked at her confused, not expecting this to be your first actual conversation. Her tone was much different than the one she had used earlier when you first got off of the bus.

“Yea. Don’t really know what to do with it,” you admitted. You had long, luscious coils that you loved and wanted to keep. It was hard enough maintaining them in the army. This would be a whole different beast to tackle, especially considering your new growth.

“Put it in a low bun as tight as you can. If this hat can fit, you’re good,” she advised, while giving you a Navy associated hat. You smiled at her, your form of a thank you. She turned to leave, but you heard that sharp cutting-edge tone she used earlier from behind you as she exited. “Also, if you play ditzy, they’ll believe ditzy. Take that as you will,” she said before closing the bathroom door behind her.

She knew what you did, and you didn’t know whether to feel embarrassed or appreciated. But at least thee Charmaine Diyoza noticed you. One point to the scoreboard.

Your arms began to hurt from pulling the scrunchies taut and brushing your hair down. And yet, your bun still wasn’t up to code. You’ll have to cut it.

It’s fine.

You’ve been contemplating going shorter anyways. It’ll save you more time in the morning.

Hopefully.

Diyoza came back into the bathroom ten minutes later, still without a proper introduction even though you already knew who she was. “You figure anything out?” she asked.

You shook your head, a defeated look on your face. You took the scrunchie out of your hair down, releasing the tension on your scalp and your full head of hair falling down your back.

She had a devilish smile on her face as she held up a pair of scissors and approached you with ease. When you saw your hair in between the blade of the scissors, you flinched, pulling your head back and putting distance from the scissors and you, afraid she would start snipping and never stop.

“Your hair is beautiful,” she complimented. “Don’t worry. I think I know how to fix this.”

Her optimistic tone was a welcome change from the one in your head delivering the news about your impending baldness. Although, ‘I think’ didn’t help to ease any of your frustrations and fears.

She takes your hair in sections, carefully snipping each from the ends, her tongue slightly out as she concentrates. You closed your eyes, trying to embrace the image of your naked head in your mind.

Because that’s surely what she's doing.

Giving you a small afro or cutting your hair to a length you hadn’t seen it in since you were a child.

The weight of your hair was heavy, each clump falling on you as it left your head. Your head felt lighter which surely meant you had more hair on your shoulders, lap, and torso than on your scalp.

“Done,” she said, backing away as she admired her work.

When you opened your eyes, you and the floor were covered in hair, its white color now hidden by the dark brown of your hair.

The mirror was your biggest fear. Your biggest enemy.

You analyzed everything in the room before you got a good look at yourself.

And damn did you look good.

You wouldn’t have thought you’d come to boot camp and somehow turn out looking better. That was the opposite of what was supposed to happen. You always heard “the military is not a fashion show”, but you begged to differ at the moment.

There was more volume in your hair and the sections grew gradually longer.

“Layers,” Diyoza said as you admired your new look. “Easier to maintain your hair without having to go bald. Try to put it into a bun, now.” she advised, placing the scissors onto the sink in front of you.

You didn’t add anymore gel and just used what was already in your hair because you were sure to sweat it out later. To your surprise, it was ten times easier to get your bun nice and slick. Your curls even looked better. Some of them naturally fell out of your bun, but they were looped around enough to not cause any trouble.

You had always thought of getting layers in your hair, but you never got around to it–also because you were slightly scared but you wouldn’t admit that. But once you had them, you realized you should’ve done this years ago.

“It looks good. If you had one of the other‌ officers do it, it’d look like a two-year-old cut it,” she joked, earning her a small chuckle from you. “Charmaine Diyoza,” she introduced, holding her hand out for a handshake.

You tried hard not to fangirl, but you couldn’t help yourself. You shook her hand, your eyes nearly bulging out of your head. “Enyo Abara,” you introduced, your smile never leaving your face.

“I know,” she responded.

“I’m honored to work with you. I’ve heard so many great things about you,” you geeked.

She smiled, but quickly returned to her face of commandment. “I could say the same about you. Your former officers had a lot to say about you.”

“Really?” you asked, practically kicking your feet like a child. Your heart was beating so fast and so much blood rushed to your head you thought you may pass out.

“Yes. Like you are the most difficult soldier they have ever had,” she said.

Your smile immediately dropped and you were no longer bouncing up and down like you were before. You could hear the small sigh in her tone before she spoke again, like she recognized that she should become more soft with her tone.

“But, you are also the best soldier they’ve ever had and they wish you the best of luck during your training, though they don’t believe you’ll need it,” she finished.

A faint smile spread on your face, though you weren’t sure if she believed what she said or said it because she felt bad for killing your mood.

Did she believe you were as good as they say? Did she think you could amount to at least a sliver of what she is? Being face to face with the only woman to ever become a SEAL, you started to doubt yourself.

You weren’t of the same stature and you weren’t built the same. You were shorter. Your muscle to fat ratio was nearly equal, your muscle percentage being slightly more. But you were still fast. Quick on your feet. You may not be as thin as Diyoza, but your athletic ability was still there.

When Diyoza left, you stared at your reflection for a few moments. Usually, you never doubt yourself. You always knew you were capable. But being face to face with someone who made history was scary.

What if you weren’t as capable as you thought you were.

What if your delusions ran you too far?

What if this was one thing you simply could not do?

But when you looked at yourself in the mirror, you saw a future SEAL. Someone who could make history again. You had to do it. You had to make sure your name was remembered.

Your name will be remembered. It had to be.

It was almost time for physical training. You all had gotten your measurements, your uniforms, and had been separated to your barracks. Thankfully for you, other buses had rolled in, meaning you were no longer the only woman in your barracks. But, that wouldn’t matter for long as the training was co-ed.

Before that all started, Diyoza had an announcement:

“Hello, my overzealous and naive recruits. As you may or may not know, my name is Charmaine Diyoza,” she began.

Everyone quieted to hear her speak. You would have thought that the president had walked on stage with the amount of attentiveness that was given. To be fair, Diyoza was quite famous. It was like having your favorite celebrity stand right in front of your eyes.

Everyone was giving her and the other instructors behind her their full attention. Some of them pretended to be just as stoic as the men who stood behind Diyoza and others of them wearing the look of fear on their faces. You could practically smell every drop of sweat that fell down their temples. The nervous recruits fidgeted around, but tried to look nonchalant about it, picking at their nails with their hands behind their backs.

Each instructor eyed every recruit like they already knew who would succeed and who wouldn’t. You dreaded what they may have thought when they looked at you, if they could even see you between all of these men that towered over you, but you tried not to let that cloud what you already knew: you were going to make it through boot camp.

You were going to make it through BUDs training.

You were going to pass all of your qualifications.

You were going to become a SEAL, no matter what.

You had a dream and you were going to make it come true.

While Diyoza spoke, it was like her words sounded distant. Whether it was because of how far back you were or because you felt like everything was a dream, you didn’t know. You moved through the crowd of men, pushing past them with gentle “excuse me”’s every time you had to make physical contact with one of them or they failed to make room for you to move.

The constant movement through the crowd drew the attention of the instructors that stood at attention behind Diyoza. You could hear the beginnings of the murmuring with each person you pushed past, like each of them thought that you had accidentally come from the wrong group.

“What’s all that movement in the crowd back there?” you heard a deep, British voice ask. You couldn’t quite see who said it, but you kept moving, not realizing that they were talking about you. You thought you were being more subtle than you were.

You made your way to the front where the crowd of recruits seemed quiet. A little too quiet. You looked up at Diyoza, waiting for her to speak again, but you didn’t notice every recruit and instructor was looking at you.

“No way.”

“Is she in the right group?”

“She might be lost.”

“Maybe she got confused.”

You heard the constant undermining comments from the crowd behind you. The snickering. The judging. You heard all of it. Yet, you were in the front, watching Diyoza, waiting for the end of her announcement and ready to show them that you aren’t lost, confused, or in the wrong group.

You were in just the right place.

The instructors behind Diyoza whispered to each other. You expected her to say something, but instead, she continued:

“Are you all done?”

The crowd went quiet, along with the instructors behind her. You looked at her attentively, ignoring any lingering stares and murmurs. The soldiers that stood behind her were apparently also going to be your instructors because of how many of you there were. Diyoza explained how she couldn’t and wouldn’t manage all of you on her own. It would be a waste of time.

They were all there to guide you all. Be mentors. They have been through it all, so they would know what was best for you.

You felt a bomb drop on your heart when she announced that she wouldn’t be there for all of your BUDS training. That meant that you wouldn’t get to be with her long. However, she said that she'll be there for those who pass their qualifications. So if you really thought about it, you got at least a year with her.

Because you knew damn well you were going to pass qualifications.

As she completed her speech that was meant to scare everyone off, you took it in, along with the subtle glare that she gave you that said: Prove me right.

Prove to her that you should be there.

Prove to her that you are capable.

Prove to her that you are not just another soldier.

Each of the instructors introduced themselves. There were at least a dozen of them, each from a different specialized unit and others from international elite units. The ones that caught your attention were the ones from the SAS, the British Special Air Service. You always knew them to be some of the best elite forces in the world, if not the best.

They were introduced by their Captain: Captain Price. He stood with his Lieutenant, Ghost, and his two sergeants, Soap and Gaz. While every instructor seemed like a force to be reckoned with, there was something about those four that drew your attention, especially the Lieutenant in the mask. It kind of made you feel like you shouldn’t take them seriously.

Americans never took the British seriously.

But there was no time for that. You were waiting to get placed into a group with one of the instructors so you could get started with your real physical training. They discussed the recruits with each other, each choosing who they wanted to work with. Who seemed to have the most potential based on their recommendations. Who seemed to follow orders the most. Who seemed the most promising. And a long list of other factors that made everyone choose, including how some of you reacted as you were being screamed at by your superiors beforehand.

While they did that, you all ran. And you all ran until you were picked to go with an instructor or two. Before you started, Diyoza called your name, commanding you to give her your water bottle, just like you would at your old base. Your former officers must have told her about that.

Damn them.

The last to pick were the SAS soldiers. Apparently, they had no preference and didn’t care who they had in their group. No matter who you were, you were going to work.

You were the last of a few dozen recruits. While everyone stopped for water, you kept running. Diyoza would call you over every so often to get a drink, making you awkwardly sip your water in front of the very intimidating, but frivolous looking British soldiers.

As you ran back, they continued with their observations.

“What’s her deal?” asked Soap, pointing directly at you while you began another lap around the track.

“First page. First name of the alphabet,” she answered.

Price flipped all the pages of the roster over, finding your name at the very top. “Enyo Abara,” he read.

“Enyo Abara,” Diyoza repeated. “Army transfer. Former cyber operations. Multilingual. Scored a 99 on her ASVAB.”

“A 99? 99th percentile? She doesn’t need to be in the military. She needs to be working with NASA,” Price commented, flipping through the list of the rest of the recruits.

“NASA doesn’t like stubborn, hard headed employees,” Diyoza cut in. “As her former officers put it, she is the sun to your moon. And just like the sun provides light, it can also be a damn pain in the ass.”

“Sounds like that’s right up Ghost’s alley,” Soap jests.

No. It’s not. He hates stubborn recruits. Having to repeat himself just irritated him. At first he had no preference for who he was in charge of. But now he did. He preferred to not have you in his group.

“What’s a kid like that doing in the military,” Price asked, almost immediately feeling like this isn’t the place for you. Stubbornness doesn’t work on the field. To survive you have to cooperate. You have to trust your team. Without that, you’re dead.

Or worse: everyone dies and you don’t.

“According to her interview, she wants to make history. If she’s as good as they say, her stubbornness would have to be tolerated,” Diyoza answered.

She was wary of taking you on, but she always loved a good challenge. Plus, you were the only female on the SEALS track. She knew you needed someone to relate to because it’s what she would’ve wanted. “When she passes-.”

“If she passes,” Soap interrupts.

“When she passes her qualifications, she’ll be the first woman in a decade to become a SEAL. Not to mention, but she’ll be the first black woman to ever become a SEAL. She’s a promising candidate.” Diyoza says, letting them know that she has full faith in you, no matter how much she dreaded having to train you. “Next recruit is-,” she starts, moving on from the discussion of you.

“Woah. Wait. We didn’t decide who’s crew she’s in,” Gaz chimed in. He was tuned in. He may not have spoken much on each recruit, but he processed everything that was said about each one, keeping note of it to see if the file was right or if some superiors had favorites that they gave leniency to.

“We don’t have to. She’s mine. Which means she’s also with Ghost because he’s shadowing me,” Diyoza said, asserting her dominance within the group of men.

“He is?” Soap asked, shocked at the quick decision.

“I am?” Ghost asked, barely knowing what was going on.

He thought he would get a choice like everyone else. But most importantly, he wasn’t into any recruit, and especially not you, for that matter.

You were all just recruits. People whose hearts were bigger than their minds. Most of you wouldn’t make it through BUDS, Basic Underwater Demolition and SEALS training. Whoever did, that’s when he’d care who to choose.

“Yep,” Diyoza said, flipping through the roster, paying no mind to their disgruntled expressions paired with their sighs of irritation. “And her running buddy, Ricky, here,” she said, pointing to the recruit’s picture and name. “Officers said they’re a great pair. Top two performing in their unit. So, we’re taking them,” she commanded, then naming more recruits they were taking and leaving the rest for Price, Soap, and Gaz to decide.

You were relieved when your name was called, along with your friend. Ricky had been with you since you were in the army. He was in your unit. You two were inseparable. He kept you grounded and kept you going. He was the one that convinced you to go the SEALS route when you were doubting yourself. If it wasn’t for him, you’d still be doubting yourself in your army barracks, telling yourself you’d wait until next year when you were ready.

You ran up to the small group of instructors, waiting to see who you were assigned to. To your surprise, Diyoza was your instructor, along with the mysterious SAS soldier in the cloth skull mask, only showing his eyes that could shoot darts through you. You did your best not to pay him much attention, no matter how much he intrigued you, but with his towering figure and enigmatic personality, you couldn’t help but to get in a few glances.

And from there, your boot camp journey began, not knowing that what lay ahead would be everything you never imagined.

I have decided that we will be going on a journey to the past to lead to the present :)

[katieannwrites]

[scrapironflotilla]

Why is there not much talk about the first world in Africa

Ya know that's a good question. There's a few reasons that make the war in Africa far less prominent than the war in Europe; scale, strategic importance and colonialism, not necessarily in that order.

Let’s start with an easy one, scale. There just weren’t that many troops fighting the war there compared to the different fronts in Europe and the Middle East.  The Western and Eastern fronts packed millions of men into the trenches on either side, the Italian front had another million on each side, the Balkan theatre had another three million, the Egypt and Palestine campaign had another million, Mesopotamia was another million and the Caucasus another million.

The various European colonies in Africa were garrisoned, like most colonies of this period, by a pretty small number of total troops and an absolutely miniscule number of white, European troops. The vast majority of the soldiers fighting in these campaigns were ‘native’ troops. As an example, German East Africa, which saw the longest campaign of the war in Africa, had a population of around 7.5 million. There were around 5,000 white Germans there in total. The German army in the colony, the Schutztruppe had a strength in 1914 of about 2,700 soldiers of which only 250 where white Germans. Even counting the militia of German settler-farmers only added another 2,700 men. All of this in an area that’s three times the size of modern Germany. Total military casualties for the East Africa Campaign amounted to somewhere around the 55,000 mark (that’s killed, injured, captured and missing), fewer than British casualties on the first day of the Battle of the Somme.

The other African campaigns were even smaller in scope, with total forces on each side often numbering in the hundreds or low thousands, and were usually over by 1916. Germany knew they’d likely lose their colonies, but hoped to recoup the loss in the post-war settlement when (if) they won. They colonies in Africa just weren’t vital to Germany, which brings us to our next point, strategic importance.  

Germany’s geographic position meant that as soon as war was declared they were essentially cut off from their colonies (although there was a failed attempt to resupply the Schutztruppe in East Africa by airship in 1917 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LZ_104_(L_59) ). The British and French navies dominated the seas and there was little Germany could do. But, by the same token, the loss of these colonies wasn’t a big blow to the German war effort. Germany’s strength was in Europe, and most of its basic needs could be met from resources within Germany or the territories it conquered. Beating a few thousand German troops in East Africa wasn’t going to bring down the German government or make the German army collapse. There were local and imperial reasons to wage these campaigns, and wage them the British, French, Portuguese and Belgians did. But they were never the main, or even a secondary effort, they were very much an afterthought. And this brings us neatly to the last point, colonialism.

Now, the above refers to military numbers and casualties, and as usual in war, it’s civilians who actually suffer the most. Taking the East Africa Campaign again. Each of the armies fighting there conscripted huge numbers of ‘porters’, local civilians who carried the equipment and supplies. One historian assessed the British effort as “recruiting” 1 million civilian porters. 95,000 of them died during the war. A further 15,000 porters in Belgian service died, 7,000 porters in German service died as did an unknown number of civilian porters in Portuguese service, but it’s likely in the low tens of thousands. An official from the British Colonial Office wrote that the East African campaign had not become a scandal only "... because the people who suffered most were the carriers - and after all, who cares about native carriers?"

The war the European armies fought in Africa was mobile, and far from stable and secure supply lines. As such, the armies often “lived off the land”, which is a nice way of saying they looted and pillaged everything in their path to keep themselves fed and supplied. The German army was probably more ruthless in its pillaging, but that’s largely because they were cut off from any support base and waging a guerilla war. Looting like this had dire consequences for locals and famine spread in the war’s wake. Modern estimates are in the range of 750,000 civilian deaths in Africa from the war, although this is probably a conservative count. About half of these deaths, some 350,000, were in German East Africa. Ludwig Deppe, a German doctor who participated in the East Africa Campaign compared the devastation caused by German forces:

“Behind us we leave destroyed fields, ransacked magazines and for the immediate future, starvation. We are no longer agents of culture, our track is marked by death, plundering and evacuated villages, just like the progress of our own enemies in the Thirty Years War.”

None of the war in Africa painted the European empires in a particularly flattering light and it was pretty easy for them to if not cover it up, at least to deflect attention. The butchery in Europe was on a different scale and much closer to home. The Western Front came to dominate memory of the war for the basic reason that it was in France and Belgium that most of the troops fought and died, and it was on the Western Front that Germany was defeated. It was hard enough to fit sideshows like Italy, Salonika and even Palestine into a narrative of the war, let alone the colonial campaigns in Africa.

[ohiovixenwife]

Another big thank you to everyone that has been messaging me words of support this past week! I got them all and they are so appreciated. I tried to get back with everyone I hope I didn’t miss anyone.

Trying to have a “normal” day, relaxing and hopefully watch some football later. Go Army beat Navy !

[bratzkoo]

timeless rhythm | jung hoseok

Author:bratzkoo | navi Mood board by: @aaagustd Beta read by: @casuallyimagining - first draft and @jintherapper - second draft, thank you guys so much ! Pairing: time lord! hoseok x archaeologist! reader Genre: fluff, adventure, action (i think?) Rating: PG-15 Word count: 13k~ Warnings/note: my fellow armys that are also whovians, this is for you. the doctor x river song is my fave story line in the whole doctor who series and i just NEED hobi to be a time lord. ++ hobi will be known as "the dancer" and not the doctor because he’s a time lord not the time lord known as the doctor. hehe.

WELCOME BACK, HOBI!!!

summary: you met an alien with a spaceship who claimed to be your husband from the future and asked you to save the world with him. aka the dancer's adventure with his future wife.

The scorching sun beat down on the archaeological dig site, casting long shadows across the sandy terrain. You wiped the sweat from your brow, squinting against the glare as you carefully brushed away another layer of dirt. The excitement of discovery thrummed through your veins, a familiar rush that had drawn you to archaeology in the first place.

"Dr. [Y/N]!" called out one of your assistants, waving frantically from the other side of the excavation. "I think we've found something!"

You scrambled to your feet, ignoring the protest of your tired muscles. As you approached, you could see the glint of metal peeking out from the earth. Your heart raced as you knelt beside the find, gently clearing away the surrounding soil.

"Careful now," you murmured, more to yourself than to your eager team. "Let's see what we've got here."

As more of the object was revealed, your excitement grew. It was unlike anything you'd ever seen before – a small, intricately designed device made of a material you couldn't immediately identify. Strange markings covered its surface, reminiscent of circuitry but far more complex.

"It's beautiful," breathed your assistant, leaning in for a closer look.

You nodded, unable to tear your eyes away from the artifact. "It is. But what is it?"

As if in response to your question, the device began to hum softly. The markings on its surface flickered with a faint, pulsing light.

"Everyone, step back!" you ordered, your instincts screaming that this was no ordinary archaeological find.

Just as your team retreated to a safe distance, a blinding flash of light erupted from the artifact. You threw your arm up to shield your eyes, heart pounding in your chest. When the light faded and you lowered your arm, you gasped.

Standing before you was a man who definitely hadn't been there a moment ago. He was tall and lean, with a shock of vibrant red hair and a disarming smile. His clothes were peculiar – a mix of styles that didn't quite fit any particular era. But it was his eyes that caught your attention – dark and intense, they seemed to hold the wisdom of ages.

"Well, hello there!" the stranger said cheerfully, as if materializing out of thin air was a perfectly normal occurrence. "I see you've found my little toy. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for that back. It's rather dangerous in the wrong hands, you know."

You blinked, trying to process what was happening. "Who are you? How did you get here?"

The man's smile widened, a mischievous glint in his eye. "Oh, that's a long story. Very complicated. As for how I got here..." He gestured vaguely at the air around him. "Time machine. Very technical. You wouldn't understand."

You crossed your arms, narrowing your eyes at the mysterious stranger. "Try me. I'm an archaeologist. Understanding the past is my job."

He laughed, a warm, rich sound that sent an unexpected shiver down your spine. "Oh, I know exactly who you are, Dr. [Y/N]. And what you are to me. Or rather, what you will be."

"What's that supposed to mean?" you demanded, frustration mounting.

The stranger's expression softened, a mix of fondness and something else – was that sadness? – flitting across his features. "It means, my dear [Y/N], that I'm your husband. From your future, to be precise."

You stared at him, mouth agape. "That's... that's impossible. And if that were true, why won't you tell me your name?"

"Improbable, perhaps," he conceded with a shrug. "But certainly not impossible. Especially not in my line of work. As for my name... well, let's just say names have power, especially in my case. You can call me... the Dancer, for now."

Before you could formulate a response, the device at your feet began to pulse more urgently. The Dancer's playful demeanor vanished, replaced by intense focus.

"We don't have much time," he said, all business now. "That artifact you've found? It's not just some ancient relic. It's a key to a weapon that could tear apart the fabric of time itself. And there are people – very bad people – who would love to get their hands on it."

You glanced down at the innocuous-looking object, then back at the self-proclaimed Dancer. "Why should I believe you?"

He met your gaze, his eyes pleading. "Because deep down, you know there's something different about this find. Something that doesn't fit with anything you've studied before. And because, whether you believe it or not, I care about you more than anything in this universe or any other."

A tense silence stretched between you, broken only by the increasingly urgent hum of the artifact. Your mind raced, weighing the impossibility of the Dancer's claims against the undeniable strangeness of the situation.

Finally, you made a decision. "Alright," you said, scooping up the artifact and tucking it safely into your bag. "Let's say I believe you. What do we do now?"

Relief washed over the Dancer's face. He held out his hand to you, a roguish grin replacing his earlier intensity. "Now, my dear [Y/N], we run. And then, if you're up for it, I thought we might save the universe."

Despite everything – the impossibility, the danger, the sheer absurdity of it all – you found yourself reaching for his hand. As your fingers intertwined with his, a jolt of electricity seemed to pass between you. 

The Dancer's grin widened. "Hold on tight," he warned, pulling a strange device from his pocket with his free hand. "The first trip is always a bit bumpy."

With a whir and a flash of light, the world around you dissolved. The last thing you saw before reality shifted was the startled faces of your archaeology team. Then you were hurtling through a vortex of swirling colors and impossible geometries, the Dancer's hand the only solid thing in a sea of chaos.

As the universe rearranged itself around you, one thought echoed through your mind: your life was never going to be the same again.

-

The vortex of time and space spun around you, a kaleidoscope of impossible colors and fractured realities. Just when you thought you couldn't take anymore, everything stopped. You stumbled, grateful for the Dancer's steadying hand on your elbow.

"Easy there," he said, his voice tinged with amusement. "Time travel can be a bit disorienting at first."

You straightened, taking in your new surroundings. Gone was the sun-baked archaeological site. Instead, you found yourself in what appeared to be an impossibly vast control room, filled with blinking lights, strange contraptions, and a central console that looked like it belonged in a steampunk fever dream.

"Welcome to my TARDIS," the Dancer announced, spreading his arms wide. "Time And Relative Dimension In Space. She can take us anywhere and anywhen in the universe."

You circled the console, your archaeologist's eye immediately drawn to the eclectic mix of technologies. "Fascinating," you murmured, noting the juxtaposition of what appeared to be ancient symbols alongside futuristic holographic displays. "It's like a historical palimpsest, layers upon layers of different eras all functioning together."

The Dancer's eyebrows shot up, clearly impressed. "That's... actually a very astute observation. Most people just say it's bigger on the inside."

You smirked, enjoying his surprise. "Well, I'm not most people. Now, care to tell me more about this artifact we've just absconded with?" You pulled the mysterious device from your bag, holding it up to the light.

The Dancer's expression sobered as he gently took the object from your hands. "It's called the Chronos Key. And it's far more dangerous than you can imagine."

You raised an eyebrow, intrigued. "I don't know, Dancer. I can imagine quite a bit. Try me."

He studied you for a moment, as if weighing how much to reveal. Finally, he sighed. "The Chronos Key is said to be able to unlock the Epoch Engine – a weapon capable of erasing entire civilizations from history."

You whistled low, the implications hitting you like a ton of bricks. "That's... well, that's certainly more than I was expecting when I started my dig this morning."

The Dancer's lips quirked in a half-smile. "Still think you can handle it?"

You straightened your shoulders, meeting his gaze head-on. "Dancer, I've pieced together entire cultures from nothing more than pottery shards and faded inscriptions. I think I can manage a little temporal mystery."

He grinned, a manic energy seeming to pulse around him. "Brilliant! Then let's get started, shall we? We need to find out more about this Epoch Engine, and for that, we need information."

"And where exactly does one go for information about time-erasing superweapons?" you asked, already anticipating an exciting answer.

The Dancer's grin widened as he began inputting coordinates into the TARDIS console. "The Library of Alexandrix, of course! The greatest repository of knowledge in twelve galaxies."

As the TARDIS lurched into motion, you gripped the console, a thrill of excitement coursing through you. "A trans-galactic library? Now that's my kind of adventure."

The journey was shorter than you expected, or perhaps time simply moved differently in the vortex. Either way, the TARDIS soon ground to a halt with a wheezing, groaning sound that you were quickly coming to associate with adventure.

The Dancer bounded to the doors, pausing with his hand on the handle. "Ready to see something amazing?"

You joined him, practically vibrating with anticipation. "Born ready."

He flung open the doors, and you gasped. Before you stretched an endless sea of bookshelves, reaching impossibly high into a star-studded sky. The air was thick with the scent of old paper and the hum of ancient knowledge.

"It's beautiful," you breathed, stepping out onto a floor that seemed to be made of shifting constellations.

The Dancer beamed, clearly pleased by your reaction. "Isn't it just? Now, let's see what we can find about our Epoch Engine."

You spent hours combing through ancient texts, your archaeological training proving invaluable as you deciphered long-dead languages and pieced together fragments of myths and legends. The Dancer flitted about, his energy seemingly inexhaustible as he pulled book after book from the shelves.

"Dancer," you called out eventually, excitement coloring your voice. "I think I've found something."

He was at your side in an instant, peering over your shoulder at the crumbling tome in your hands. "What is it?"

You pointed to an intricate diagram. "Look here. This symbol – it's nearly identical to the one on the Chronos Key. And the text... it's in a dialect I've never seen before, but it seems to be describing a device that can 'unravel the threads of time itself.'"

The Dancer's eyes widened as he studied the page. "Brilliant work, [Y/N]! This could be exactly what we need."

You preened a little at the praise, but your mind was already racing ahead. "There's more," you said, flipping to another page. "These coordinates... they're unlike any I've ever seen. They seem to be referencing not just space, but time as well."

The Dancer nodded, his expression grave. "That makes sense. The Epoch Engine wouldn't just be hidden in a place, but in a specific moment in time."

You frowned, considering the implications. "But how would we even begin to locate something like that?"

"Ah," the Dancer said, a mischievous glint in his eye, "that's where the TARDIS comes in handy. But first, we need to translate these coordinates."

You spent the next few hours poring over the text, your expertise in ancient languages complementing the Dancer's seemingly endless knowledge of alien civilizations. It was exhilarating work, like putting together the most complex puzzle you'd ever encountered.

Finally, you sat back, rubbing your tired eyes. "I think we've got it," you said, gesturing to the notes you'd compiled. "If I'm reading this correctly, the Epoch Engine is hidden on a planet called Chronos Prime, in a pocket dimension that only aligns with our universe once every thousand years."

The Dancer studied your notes, his expression a mix of admiration and concern. "Chronos Prime... it's in the Medusa Cascade. One of the most dangerous regions of space-time."

You nodded, a determined glint in your eye. "Well then, Dancer. Sounds like we've got our work cut out for us."

He looked at you, his gaze intense. "You know, you're taking all of this remarkably well. Time travel, alien planets, universe-ending weapons... It doesn't seem to faze you at all."

You shrugged, a small smile playing at your lips. "Dancer, I became an archaeologist because I believe that understanding the past is key to shaping the future. This? This is just taking that belief to its logical extreme."

The Dancer's answering smile was warm enough to melt stars. "You really are something else, [Y/N]."

"Flattery will get you everywhere, Dancer," you teased. Then, more seriously, "So, Chronos Prime. I don't suppose it's the kind of place we can just pop in for a quick visit?"

The Dancer's expression turned grim. "Not exactly. The Medusa Cascade is a rift in space and time. Navigation is tricky at best, suicidal at worst. And that's assuming we can even find Chronos Prime when it aligns with our universe."

You nodded, already formulating a plan. "We'll need more information then. Maybe something about the planet's unique temporal signature? If we can track that, we might be able to predict when and where it'll appear next."

The Dancer stared at you, clearly impressed. "That's... actually a brilliant idea. You're not just a pretty face, are you?"

You winked at him. "Careful, Dancer. Keep talking like that, and a girl might get ideas."

He spluttered adorably, and you decided to take pity on him. "Come on, let's head back to the TARDIS. I've got a feeling we're going to need all the help we can get for this next part."

As you made your way back through the labyrinthine library, a thought occurred to you. "Dancer? You said earlier that I'm your wife in the future. Does that mean you know how all this turns out?"

The Dancer's step faltered for a moment. When he spoke, his voice was soft, almost wistful. "Time isn't as linear as most people think, [Y/N]. The future isn't set in stone. Every choice we make, every action we take, it all has the potential to change what's to come."

You pondered his words as you walked. "So you don't know for certain what's going to happen?"

He shook his head. "No more than you do. All I know is what has been, not what will be."

"Well," you said, your tone light but your words heavy with meaning, "I guess we'll just have to write our own history then."

The Dancer looked down at you, a mix of emotions swirling in his eyes. "Together," he agreed softly.

As you approached the TARDIS, a sudden commotion behind you made you both spin around. A group of figures in sleek, black armor was racing towards you, weapons raised.

"Temporal Marauders," the Dancer hissed, fumbling for his key.

Your heart raced, but years of working in unstable dig sites had honed your ability to think clearly under pressure. You quickly scanned your surroundings, your archaeologist's eye picking out details others might miss.

"Dancer," you said urgently, pointing to a nearby shelf. "Those books – they're first editions of the Gallifreyan Chronicles. Priceless and irreplaceable."

The Dancer's eyes widened in understanding. He aimed his sonic screwdriver at the shelf, and suddenly the air was filled with flying books. The Temporal Marauders stumbled, momentarily blinded by the barrage of ancient tomes.

You both used the distraction to dash into the TARDIS, slamming the door shut just as energy blasts scorched the ground where you'd been standing. The Dancer raced to the console, his hands flying over the controls.

"Hold on tight!" he yelled as the TARDIS lurched into the time vortex.

As you clung to the railing, watching the Dancer pilot his impossible ship, you couldn't help but laugh. This was madness, pure and simple. Danger, adventure, mysteries spanning all of time and space...

You wouldn't have it any other way.

The TARDIS spun through the vortex, carrying you towards your next adventure. Whatever challenges lay ahead, whatever secrets the universe held, you were ready to face them. 

After all, you were [Y/N], archaeologist extraordinaire and future wife of the Dancer.

And you had a universe to save.

As the TARDIS stabilized, you turned to the Dancer, your mind already racing with possibilities. "So, what's our next move? We know where the Epoch Engine is hidden, but getting there is going to be a challenge."

The Dancer ran a hand through his hair, making it stand up even more wildly than before. "We need to find a way to predict when Chronos Prime will align with our universe. It's not just about finding the right place, but the right time as well."

You nodded, your archaeological training kicking in. "It's like trying to predict an eclipse, but on a cosmic scale. We need to understand the patterns, the cycles..." 

Suddenly, an idea struck you. "Dancer, what if we approach this like an archaeological dig? Instead of trying to predict the future, we look for traces of the past. Every time Chronos Prime aligns with our universe, it must leave some kind of temporal residue, right?"

The Dancer's eyes lit up. "Oh, [Y/N], you are brilliant! We could use the TARDIS to scan for temporal anomalies across different eras. If we can establish a pattern..."

"...we can predict when and where Chronos Prime will appear next," you finished, grinning.

As the Dancer began recalibrating the TARDIS systems, you felt a surge of excitement. This was why you'd become an archaeologist – to unravel the mysteries of the past and use that knowledge to illuminate the present and future.

Only now, instead of digging through ancient ruins, you were sifting through the very fabric of time itself. And you couldn't wait to see what you'd uncover next.

-

The TARDIS wheezed and groaned as it materialized on a rocky outcrop overlooking a vast, purple ocean. You stumbled out, your legs wobbling like jelly, and dramatically kissed the ground.

"Oh sweet, solid earth! I never thought I'd miss you so much," you exclaimed.

The Dancer stepped out behind you, a fond smile playing on his lips. "Don't be so dramatic," he chided, but his eyes sparkled with amusement. "It was just a bit of temporal turbulence."

You stood up, brushing dust off your knees. "A bit? Dancer, we were spinning so fast I think I left my stomach somewhere in the 18th century!"

The Dancer chuckled, clearly delighted by your sarcasm. "You know, [Y/N], your wit is almost as impressive as your archaeological skills. Almost."

You rolled your eyes, but couldn't suppress a smile. "Flattery will get you nowhere, Dancer. Now, care to tell me why we're on this lovely purple beach? Planning a holiday?"

"Not quite," he replied, pulling out his sonic screwdriver and waving it around like a divining rod. "This is Zeta Minor, about three thousand years before it becomes a popular destination for time-traveling tourists. It's known for its unique temporal properties."

You raised an eyebrow. "Let me guess, we're here to calibrate the TARDIS or some other techno-babble reason?"

The Dancer beamed at you. "Exactly! Oh, [Y/N], I do love how quickly you catch on. It's refreshing, really."

You were about to reply when a thought struck you. "Wait a minute. If this place becomes a hotspot for time travelers, won't we run into tourists from the future?"

The Dancer's eyes widened comically. "Ah. Yes. Well, let's hope not. That could get... awkward."

As if on cue, a group of figures appeared over a nearby hill, decked out in garish Hawaiian shirts and wielding selfie sticks.

"Oh, brilliant," the Dancer muttered. "Quick, act natural!"

You stared at him incredulously. "Act natural? We're standing next to a blue police box on an alien planet!"

"Well... act alien then!"

The Dancer's face lit up at your retort, and he looked like he was about to burst into laughter. Before he could respond, the group of tourists spotted you. Their leader, a portly green fellow with three eyes, waved enthusiastically.

"Oi! You there! Is this the line for the Temporal Tides Surfing Experience?"

You and the Dancer exchanged panicked glances. Then, inspiration struck. You stepped forward, adopting your best tour guide voice.

"Welcome, time-travelers! You're just in time for our special 'Pre-Historic Zeta Minor' experience. I'm your guide, Dr. [Y/N], and this is my assistant..." you gestured to the Dancer, who spluttered indignantly, "...the Dancer."

The tourists murmured excitedly, snapping pictures with reckless abandon.

"Now," you continued smoothly, "who wants to see some authentic, untouched Zetan rock formations?"

As you led the group away from the TARDIS, the Dancer fell into step beside you. "Assistant?" he hissed, but you could see he was fighting back a grin. "I'll have you know I have at least twelve Ph.D.s!"

You smirked. "Yes, but do you have one in Zetan geology?"

"Well, no, but-"

"Then hush and look pretty, assistant."

The Dancer's eyes crinkled with mirth. "You know, [Y/N], I think I'm starting to understand why my future self is so fond of you."

For the next hour, you improvised a tour of the barren landscape, drawing on every scrap of archaeological knowledge you possessed to spin wild tales about the planet's 'history'. The Dancer, for his part, alternated between adding 'helpful' comments and watching you with undisguised admiration.

"And here," you said grandly, gesturing to a perfectly ordinary rock, "we see the fossilized remains of the great Zetan Slime Beast. Legend has it, its roar could be heard across three solar systems!"

"Actually," the Dancer piped up, unable to help himself, "the Zetan Slime Beast was more of a gurgler. Didn't have vocal cords, you see. Communicated entirely through bubbles."

You shot him a look that could have curdled milk. "Thank you, *assistant*, for that fascinating tidbit. Moving on!"

The Dancer's shoulders shook with silent laughter, and you could see he was thoroughly enjoying your impromptu performance.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity of avoiding paradoxes and making up increasingly outlandish 'facts', you managed to shepherd the tourists back to their own time machine (a gaudy, neon-colored contraption that made the TARDIS look positively subtle in comparison).

As the last of them disappeared in a flash of light, you collapsed onto a nearby rock, groaning. "I think I just rewrote the entire geological history of this planet."

The Dancer sat down beside you, his eyes twinkling. "If it's any consolation, you did a bang-up job. I particularly enjoyed your description of the 'Great Temporal Shift of Eon 5', which apparently turned all the planet's oceans into grape jelly."

You buried your face in your hands. "Oh God, I did say that, didn't I? So much for preserving the timeline."

The Dancer chuckled, placing a comforting hand on your shoulder. "Oh, don't worry. Time has a way of sorting itself out. Besides, I'm sure the real history of Zeta Minor is far stranger than anything you could have made up."

You peeked at him through your fingers. "Really?"

He nodded solemnly. "Oh yes. For instance, did you know that for a brief period, the entire planet was ruled by a sentient fungus with delusions of grandeur?"

You stared at him, trying to gauge if he was joking. His expression remained perfectly serious. "You're having me on."

A mischievous grin spread across his face. "Am I?"

You groaned, shoving him playfully. "You're impossible, you know that?"

"So I've been told," he replied cheerfully. "But admit it, you're enjoying this."

"I admit nothing," you said, but your smile betrayed you.

The Dancer's expression softened. "You know, [Y/N], I've had many companions over the years, but I must say, your particular brand of sarcasm is quite refreshing. It keeps me on my toes."

You felt a warmth spreading through your chest at his words. "Well, someone has to keep that ego of yours in check, Dancer."

He laughed, a full, hearty sound that made you smile even wider. "And I wouldn't have it any other way. Now, shall we get back to why we actually came here?"

You nodded, standing up and brushing off your clothes. "Right. Temporal anomalies. Though after that little adventure, I'm not sure my sense of time will ever be the same."

The Dancer waved his sonic screwdriver around, frowning at the readings. "Hmm, that's odd. The temporal flux seems to be concentrated... that way." He pointed towards the purple ocean.

You sighed, already resigned to the inevitable. "Let me guess. We're going to have to go for a swim?"

The Dancer's grin was positively maniacal. "Oh, it's much better than that. We're going diving!"

An hour later, clad in what the Dancer assured you was 'top-of-the-line aquatic gear' (which looked suspiciously like it had been cobbled together from bits of the TARDIS), you stood at the edge of a cliff, staring down at the roiling purple waves below.

"I just want to state, for the record," you said, your voice slightly muffled by the fishbowl-like helmet, "that this is a terrible idea."

The Dancer, similarly attired, bounced on his toes excitedly. "Nonsense! This is brilliant! We're about to dive into an alien ocean in search of temporal anomalies. Doesn't get much better than this!"

You turned to look at him, your expression deadpan. "You know, when I was in university, 'searching for temporal anomalies in alien oceans' wasn't exactly part of the archaeology curriculum."

The Dancer's eyes softened, filled with warmth and admiration. "And that, [Y/N], is precisely why you're here with me now. Your ability to adapt, to face the unknown with wit and grace... it's remarkable."

For a moment, you were speechless, touched by his sincerity. Then, covering your emotion with humor, you quipped, "Careful, Dancer. Keep talking like that, and I might start to think you actually like having me around."

He grinned, taking your hand. "Oh, [Y/N], I think it's far too late for that. Ready?"

Before you could protest further, he jumped, pulling you with him into the purple abyss below.

As you plummeted towards the alien ocean, a scream caught in your throat. Just before impact, you managed to yell, "I hate you!"

The Dancer's laughter echoed in your ears as you hit the water with a spectacular splash. "No, you don't!"

And as you sank into the strange, glowing depths of an alien sea, chasing time itself alongside a madman with a box, you had to admit... he was probably right. You wouldn't trade this for anything in the universe.

-

The purple waters of Zeta Minor engulfed you, a swirl of alien hues that would have been beautiful if you weren't busy trying not to panic. The Dancer's hand was still firmly clasped in yours as you both sank deeper into the ocean.

"Dancer," you said, your voice sounding tinny through the communication system in your helmet, "I hope you realize that if we die here, I'm going to haunt you for all of eternity."

The Dancer's laughter crackled through your earpiece. "Oh, [Y/N], always with the threats of supernatural vengeance. I'd expect nothing less."

As your eyes adjusted to the underwater environment, you gasped. The seascape before you was unlike anything you'd ever seen. Bioluminescent creatures drifted by, their bodies pulsing with otherworldly light. Strange, spiral-shaped structures that looked like a cross between coral and clockwork stretched as far as the eye could see.

"It's... beautiful," you breathed, momentarily forgetting your annoyance.

"Isn't it just?" the Dancer agreed, his voice soft with wonder. "Those spiral structures? They're actually living creatures. Chrono-coral, I call them. They feed on temporal energy."

You raised an eyebrow, even though you knew he couldn't see it through your helmet. "Chrono-coral? Really? Did you just make that up?"

"I'll have you know, [Y/N], that I am an expert in xenobiology," the Dancer huffed, but you could hear the smile in his voice.

"Right, and I'm the Queen of Sheba," you retorted.

"Well, Your Majesty, shall we explore your underwater kingdom?"

You rolled your eyes but couldn't suppress a grin. "Lead on, my faithful subject."

As you swam deeper, the Dancer's sonic screwdriver began to pulse with an increasingly urgent light.

"We're getting close to something," he said, his tone growing serious. "The temporal readings are off the charts."

Suddenly, a shadow passed overhead. You looked up to see a massive creature gliding by, its body translucent and shimmering with what looked like stars.

"Um, Dancer?" you said, your voice slightly higher than usual. "Please tell me that's just a very large, very friendly fish."

The Dancer's reply was frustratingly calm. "Not exactly. That, [Y/N], is a Chronovore. It's a creature that exists outside of time, feeding on temporal energy."

"Lovely," you muttered. "And I don't suppose it's vegetarian?"

"Well, not in the traditional sense, no."

"Fantastic. So we're basically swimming around in a cosmic buffet."

The Dancer chuckled. "Look on the bright side, [Y/N]. At least if it eats us, we'll have a fascinating new perspective on digestion through time."

You groaned. "Your optimism is really not helping right now, Dancer."

As if sensing your conversation, the Chronovore turned, its starry eyes fixing on you both.

"Don't move," the Dancer whispered urgently. "It's attracted to temporal disturbances."

"You mean like the ones your sonic screwdriver has been making?" you hissed back.

There was a pause. "Ah. Yes. Well, in hindsight, perhaps I should have considered that."

"You think?"

The Chronovore started to drift towards you, its movement deceptively slow but inexorable.

"Dancer," you said, trying to keep your voice steady, "please tell me you have a plan."

"Of course I have a plan," he replied, sounding mildly offended. "It's an excellent plan. A brilliant plan, even."

"And this plan is...?"

"Swimming very, very fast in the opposite direction."

Before you could respond with a suitably sarcastic comment, the Dancer grabbed your hand and took off, pulling you along as he swam with surprising speed. The Chronovore, apparently not keen on letting its meal escape, gave chase.

As you zigzagged through the chrono-coral forest, narrowly avoiding becoming cosmic creature food, you couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation.

"You know," you panted, "when I was a little girl dreaming of becoming an archaeologist, somehow this scenario never came up in my career planning."

The Dancer's laughter joined yours. "Oh, [Y/N], where's your sense of adventure? This is living history!"

"Pretty sure 'living' is the operative word there, Dancer. I'd like to keep doing it, if possible!"

Just as it seemed the Chronovore was about to catch up, you spotted a narrow crevice in the ocean floor. "Dancer, there!" you shouted, pointing.

Understanding immediately, the Dancer changed course, pulling you towards the opening. You both squeezed through just as the Chronovore lunged, its massive body colliding with the rock face above you.

For a moment, all was quiet except for the sound of your heavy breathing. Then, the Dancer spoke.

"Well," he said cheerfully, "that was invigorating, wasn't it?"

You turned to stare at him, incredulous. "Invigorating? We nearly became a temporal snack, and you call it invigorating?"

The Dancer's grin was visible even through his helmet. "Oh, come on, [Y/N]. Admit it. You're enjoying this."

You tried to maintain your glare, but found yourself smiling despite your best efforts. "You're absolutely mad, you know that?"

"Mad? Me? Never. Well, maybe a little. But you like it."

You sighed dramatically. "I suppose someone has to keep an eye on you. For the sake of the universe, of course."

"Of course," the Dancer agreed solemnly, before breaking into another grin. "Now, shall we see where this little hidey-hole leads us? I have a feeling we're about to stumble onto something big."

As you both began to swim deeper into the underwater cave, you couldn't help but shake your head in fond exasperation. "Dancer, with you, I have a feeling everything is about to be 'something big'."

"Would you have it any other way?" he asked, his voice warm with affection.

You smiled, even though he couldn't see it. "Not for all the tea in China."

And so, with the threat of being devoured temporarily averted, you continued your underwater adventure, bickering and bantering your way towards whatever temporal mystery awaited you in the depths of Zeta Minor.

-

As you and the Dancer swam deeper into the underwater cave, the bioluminescent creatures around you seemed to pulse in sync, creating an otherworldly light show. You couldn't help but be mesmerized by the beauty of it all, almost forgetting the danger you'd just escaped.

"It's breathtaking," you murmured, your voice soft with awe.

The Dancer turned to look at you, and even through the helmet, you could see the warmth in his eyes. "Yes, it is," he agreed, and you had a feeling he wasn't just talking about the scenery.

You felt a flutter in your stomach that had nothing to do with the alien environment. Quickly, you deflected with humor. "Well, don't get too comfortable. Knowing our luck, these pretty lights are probably the lure of some giant, time-eating angler fish."

The Dancer chuckled. "Always the optimist, aren't you, [Y/N]? But I suppose that's why I-- why we make such a good team."

You raised an eyebrow at his slip, but before you could comment, the Dancer's sonic screwdriver began to pulse urgently.

"Oh, now this is interesting," he said, his voice taking on that excited tone that usually meant you were about to be running for your life. Again.

"Define 'interesting'," you said warily.

The Dancer's grin was visible even through his helmet. "Well, it seems we've stumbled upon a pocket of concentrated temporal energy. It's like... well, imagine a whirlpool, but instead of water, it's swirling time itself."

You groaned. "Let me guess. We're going to swim right into it, aren't we?"

"Of course we are! Where's your sense of adventure?"

"I think I left it back on dry land, along with my common sense," you muttered, but you couldn't help the fond smile that crept onto your face.

As you approached the temporal whirlpool, you could feel a strange tugging sensation, as if your very atoms were being pulled in different directions.

"Dancer," you said, a hint of worry creeping into your voice, "is this safe?"

For a moment, the Dancer's confident facade slipped, and you saw a flash of vulnerability in his eyes. "To be honest, [Y/N], I'm not entirely sure. But I promise you, I won't let anything happen to you. You're too important to me... to the timeline, I mean."

Your heart skipped a beat at his words, and you found yourself wondering, not for the first time, about the future version of yourself that the Dancer knew. The one he had married. What had she done to capture the heart of this incredible, impossible man?

Before you could dwell on it further, the Dancer took your hand. "Ready?" he asked, his voice soft.

You squeezed his hand, pushing down your nervousness. "With you? Always."

Together, you swam into the swirling vortex of time. The world around you exploded into a kaleidoscope of colors and sensations. You felt like you were being pulled apart and put back together, experiencing a thousand lifetimes in the span of a heartbeat.

Suddenly, you were no longer in the underwater cave. You found yourself standing in a lush garden, the air filled with the scent of flowers you'd never seen before. The Dancer stood beside you, looking as disoriented as you felt.

"Well," he said, running a hand through his hair, "that was... unexpected."

You looked down at yourself, relieved to see that you were no longer in the diving suit. Instead, you were wearing a flowing dress that seemed to shimmer with starlight. The Dancer, you noticed with amusement, was wearing his usual eccentric outfit.

"Dancer," you said slowly, "where are we? When are we?"

He pulled out his sonic screwdriver, frowning at the readings. "If I'm not mistaken, and I rarely am, we're on the planet Karass Don, sometime in its golden age. It was known as the Garden World, home to some of the most beautiful and dangerous plants in the universe."

You took a cautious step back from a nearby flower that seemed to be eyeing you hungrily. "Lovely. And how exactly did we end up here?"

The Dancer's frown deepened. "The temporal whirlpool must have acted as a sort of... cosmic transporter. Fascinating, really. I've never seen anything quite like it."

You couldn't help but laugh. "Only you would find being flung across time and space 'fascinating'."

He grinned at you, that boyish, excited grin that never failed to make your heart race. "Oh, come on, [Y/N]. Where's your sense of wonder?"

"Probably back in that underwater cave with my common sense," you retorted, but you were smiling too.

As you both began to explore the garden, you found yourself hyper-aware of the Dancer's presence beside you. The way he gesticulated wildly as he explained the properties of various alien plants, the sparkle in his eyes when he discovered something new, the gentle way he guided you away from the more dangerous flora.

You tried to push down the growing feelings in your chest. After all, this was the Dancer -- a time-traveling alien who had already lived through a future where you were married. How could you possibly measure up to a future version of yourself?

The Dancer, for his part, seemed to be struggling with his own internal battle. Every now and then, you'd catch him looking at you with an expression of such tenderness that it took your breath away. But then he'd quickly look away, launching into another explanation about the local plant life.

As you walked, you came across a clearing filled with flowers that looked like they were made of crystal. They chimed softly in the breeze, creating an ethereal melody.

"Oh, [Y/N]," the Dancer breathed, his eyes wide with wonder. "These are Chrono Lilies. They're incredibly rare. They only bloom once every thousand years, and their song is said to reveal echoes of the past and future."

You stepped closer, mesmerized by their beauty. "They're incredible," you murmured.

Suddenly, one of the lilies chimed loudly, and you found yourself enveloped in a swirl of images. You saw flashes of adventures yet to come -- running hand in hand with the Dancer through alien marketplaces, dancing under twin moons, facing down terrifying monsters with nothing but wit and a sonic screwdriver.

And then you saw something that made your heart stop. It was you and the Dancer, older but unmistakable, standing in front of the TARDIS. You were wearing a white dress, he was in a dapper suit, and you were both beaming as you leaned in for a kiss.

The vision faded as quickly as it had come, leaving you gasping and disoriented.

"[Y/N]?" the Dancer's concerned voice broke through your daze. "Are you alright? What did you see?"

You looked up at him, your mind reeling. How could you tell him that you'd just seen your own wedding day?

"I... I'm not sure," you lied, forcing a smile. "It was all a bit of a blur. Timey-wimey stuff, you know?"

The Dancer studied you for a moment, and you had the uncomfortable feeling that he could see right through your deception. But then he smiled, squeezing your hand gently.

"Yes, well, time can be a tricky thing. Best not to dwell too much on what we might have seen. The future's not set in stone, after all."

You nodded, grateful for his understanding. But as you continued your exploration of the garden, you couldn't shake the image of that future wedding from your mind. Was that really your destiny? To marry this wonderful, infuriating, impossible man?

The Dancer, too, seemed lost in thought. You caught him watching you with a wistful expression, only to quickly look away when you noticed.

Finally, unable to bear the tension any longer, you decided to break it with humor. "You know, Dancer, if you keep staring at me like that, I might start to think you're falling for me. Imagine how awkward that would be for your future wife."

The Dancer spluttered, his face turning an adorable shade of red. "I... that's not... I mean, I wasn't..."

You laughed, enjoying his flustered state. "Relax, Dancer. I'm just teasing. Although, I have to say, for someone who's supposedly already married to me in the future, you're awfully shy about it."

The Dancer's expression softened, and he looked at you with such tenderness that it made your heart ache. "Oh, [Y/N]," he said softly. "You have no idea how difficult this is for me. Knowing what I know, feeling what I feel, but not wanting to influence the timeline."

You stepped closer to him, your teasing mood fading. "Then tell me," you said quietly. "Help me understand."

He sighed, running a hand through his hair. "It's... complicated. The you I know in the future, she's... well, she's you, but she's also shaped by all the adventures we've had, all the challenges we've faced together. I look at you now, and I see echoes of her, but I also see someone who's still discovering who they are."

You nodded, understanding dawning. "And you're afraid that if you tell me too much, you'll change the course of our relationship."

"Exactly," he said, looking relieved that you understood. "Time is a delicate thing, [Y/N]. The slightest change can have enormous consequences."

You couldn't help but smile. "Well, for what it's worth, I think you're doing a pretty good job of being mysterious and infuriating."

The Dancer laughed, the tension between you easing. "Why, thank you. I do try my best."

As you both chuckled, a sudden rumbling shook the ground beneath your feet. The Dancer's expression turned serious as he pulled out his sonic screwdriver.

"Oh, that's not good," he muttered, frowning at the readings.

"Let me guess," you said dryly. "We're about to be in mortal peril again?"

The Dancer grinned, despite the danger. "Oh, [Y/N], you know me so well."

As if on cue, the ground split open, revealing a massive, plant-like creature with teeth the size of your arm.

"Run?" you suggested, already backing away.

"Run," the Dancer agreed, grabbing your hand.

As you both took off through the garden, dodging snapping plants and leaping over chasms, you couldn't help but laugh. This was madness, pure and simple. You were running for your life on an alien planet, hand in hand with a man you were apparently destined to marry, being chased by a carnivorous plant the size of a house.

And yet, you wouldn't have it any other way.

"You know," you panted as you ran, "most couples go on dinner dates. Maybe catch a movie. But no, we have to do our courtship while running from certain death."

The Dancer laughed, his hand warm in yours. "Oh, [Y/N], where would be the fun in that?"

As you raced towards what you hoped was safety, the future stretching out before you like an unwritten book, you realized something. Whatever happened, whatever challenges you faced, you and the Dancer would face them together. And really, that was all that mattered.

The rest, as they say, was history. Or perhaps, in your case, it was the future.

-

As you and the Dancer raced through the alien garden, dodging snapping plants and leaping over suddenly appearing chasms, you couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. Here you were, an archaeologist by training, running for your life on a planet light-years from Earth, hand in hand with a time-traveling alien who claimed to be your future husband.

"You know," you panted as you ran, "I'm starting to think that 'run for your life' is your idea of a romantic date!"

The Dancer grinned back at you, his hair wild and his eyes sparkling with exhilaration. "Oh, come now, [Y/N]! Where's your sense of adventure? Besides, I'll have you know that in some cultures, narrowly escaping death together is considered a formal marriage proposal!"

You nearly tripped over your own feet at that comment. "I– what? Are you saying we're engaged now?"

The Dancer's face flushed, and he suddenly became very interested in the path ahead. "Well, no, not exactly. I mean, unless you want to be. But then again, we're already married in the future, so maybe we're past engagement? Or is it pre-engagement? Time travel makes tenses so complicated!"

Before you could formulate a response to that bewildering statement, the ground beneath your feet began to shimmer and shift. The lush garden scenery started to fade away like mist in the morning sun.

"Oh, not again," you groaned, tightening your grip on the Dancer's hand.

"Hold on tight!" the Dancer shouted, pulling out his sonic screwdriver with his free hand. "We're shifting through the temporal vortex!"

The world around you dissolved into a swirl of colors and sensations. For a moment, you felt like you were everywhere and nowhere at once, your very atoms scattered across time and space. Then, with a sudden jolt, reality reasserted itself.

You found yourself back in the purple ocean of Zeta Minor, still holding the Dancer's hand. The chrono-coral surrounded you, pulsing with an otherworldly light.

"Well," you said, your voice sounding tinny through the communication system in your helmet, "I guess the universe decided we needed a cool-down swim after all that running."

The Dancer chuckled, the sound crackling through your earpiece. "Indeed! Though I must say, I'm rather fond of the running. Especially with you."

You felt your cheeks warm at his words, and you were glad the helmet hid your blush. To cover your momentary fluster, you decided to address the aquatic elephant in the room.

"Speaking of swimming," you said, "I've been meaning to ask. How exactly are we able to breathe and talk so easily underwater? I'm pretty sure the gear you cobbled together from TARDIS parts shouldn't be this effective."

The Dancer's eyes widened in that way they did when he realized he'd forgotten to explain something important. "Ah, yes! I suppose I did forget to mention that little detail. You see, when we first arrived on Zeta Minor, I took the liberty of injecting us both with a specially engineered nano-respiratory system."

You stared at him, momentarily speechless. "You... injected me? Without telling me?"

The Dancer had the grace to look sheepish. "Well, yes. It was a bit of a rush, what with the impending dive and all. I assure you, it's perfectly safe! The nanobots create a micro-bubble of breathable atmosphere around us, filtering oxygen from the water and removing carbon dioxide. They also assist in pressure equalization, preventing the bends and other nasty deep-sea diving side effects."

You pinched the bridge of your nose, a gesture made awkward by the helmet. "Dancer, we really need to have a talk about informed consent and not injecting people with things without their knowledge."

"Noted," the Dancer said, looking properly chastised. "I promise to ask permission next time before injecting you with potentially life-saving nanobots."

"There's a sentence I never thought I'd hear," you muttered. "Alright, moving on. Where are we, and why did we suddenly pop back here from the Garden World?"

The Dancer's expression turned serious as he consulted his sonic screwdriver. "If I'm reading this correctly, and I always am... well, nearly always... we've been caught in a temporal riptide. The time vortex is particularly turbulent in this area, creating unpredictable jumps through time and space."

"Fantastic," you said dryly. "So we're basically caught in a time storm? Any chance of getting back to the TARDIS?"

The Dancer's brow furrowed in concentration. "It's not that simple, I'm afraid. The TARDIS is designed to navigate the time vortex, but these temporal riptides are like... well, imagine trying to sail a ship through a maelstrom where the water is made of timelines instead of H2O."

You couldn't help but smile at his analogy. "Always with the water metaphors. You know, for someone who claims to be 'not a water person', you certainly seem to get us into a lot of aquatic adventures."

The Dancer grinned back at you. "What can I say? You bring out the explorer in me. Now, let's see if we can find a way to stabilize our temporal position."

As you both swam through the chrono-coral forest, you couldn't help but reflect on the bizarre turn your life had taken. A few days ago, your biggest concern had been securing funding for your next dig. Now, you were swimming through an alien ocean, trying to navigate temporal riptides with a man who was simultaneously a stranger and your future husband.

"Penny for your thoughts?" the Dancer's voice broke through your reverie.

You chuckled. "Oh, just contemplating the strange turns life takes. You know, when I was studying archaeology, I always dreamed of uncovering lost civilizations, piecing together the stories of ancient peoples. I never imagined I'd be creating those stories myself, traveling through time and space."

The Dancer's voice softened. "Do you regret it? Coming with me, I mean."

You turned to look at him, seeing the vulnerability in his eyes. "Not for a second," you said firmly. "It's terrifying and exhilarating and utterly mad, but I wouldn't trade it for anything."

The Dancer's smile was bright enough to illuminate the ocean. "I'm glad. Because I– look out!"

His sudden shout was accompanied by a sharp tug on your arm as he pulled you behind a large piece of chrono-coral. A moment later, a massive shape swam by – the Chronovore you'd encountered earlier.

"That was close," you whispered, your heart pounding. "I thought we'd lost that thing."

"Temporal riptides affect all creatures in the area," the Dancer explained quietly. "It must have been pulled back here just like us."

As you watched the Chronovore glide away, its body shimmering with what looked like stars, a thought occurred to you. "Dancer, you said these Chronovores feed on temporal energy, right?"

"Yes, that's correct. Why do you ask?"

You bit your lip, an idea forming. "Well, we're caught in a temporal riptide, which I assume is full of temporal energy. What if we could... I don't know, use the Chronovore somehow? Like a temporal bloodhound?"

The Dancer's eyes widened, a grin spreading across his face. "Oh, [Y/N], you brilliant, brilliant human! That's exactly the kind of out-of-the-box thinking we need!"

You felt a warmth spread through your chest at his praise. "So you think it could work?"

"It's risky," the Dancer admitted, "but it just might be crazy enough to succeed. If we can attract the Chronovore's attention and then lead it towards the epicenter of the temporal disturbance, we might be able to ride in its wake, so to speak."

"Great," you said, your voice dripping with sarcasm. "And how exactly do we attract the attention of a time-eating monster without becoming its lunch?"

The Dancer's grin turned mischievous. "Oh, I have just the thing. Remember those nanobots I mentioned earlier? Well, they have another fascinating feature. They can emit a low-level temporal field, mimicking the energy of the time vortex."

You raised an eyebrow. "Let me get this straight. You want us to basically ring the dinner bell for a creature that eats time itself, and then try to hitch a ride on it through a temporal storm?"

"Exactly!" the Dancer beamed. "Brilliant plan, isn't it?"

You couldn't help but laugh. "You know, most people would call that a suicidal plan. But I suppose with you, it's just Tuesday."

"That's the spirit!" the Dancer said, already fiddling with his sonic screwdriver. "Now, when I activate this, be ready to swim faster than you've ever swum before."

As the Dancer pointed his screwdriver at you, activating whatever temporal beacon was hidden in the nanobots coursing through your body, you felt a strange tingling sensation. A moment later, the water around you began to glow with an eerie, golden light.

"Uh, Dancer?" you said nervously. "Is this supposed to happen?"

Before he could answer, a roar that seemed to shake the very fabric of reality echoed through the water. The Chronovore had noticed you.

"Swim!" the Dancer yelled, grabbing your hand.

As you both took off through the chrono-coral forest, the massive form of the Chronovore hot on your heels, you couldn't help but reflect on the absurdity of your situation. Here you were, an archaeologist turned time traveler, swimming for your life in an alien ocean, being chased by a creature that ate time itself, all while holding hands with a man who claimed to be your future husband.

And the strangest part? You were loving every second of it.

"You know," you panted as you swam, "when this is all over, I'm going to need a very long vacation. Preferably somewhere with no water, no time-eating monsters, and definitely no temporal riptides."

The Dancer laughed, the sound bright and joyous despite the danger. "Oh, [Y/N], where would be the fun in that? But if it's a vacation you want, I know this lovely little planet where the beaches are made of singing crystals and the sun never sets."

"Sounds perfect," you replied, your voice warm with affection. "It's a date."

As you raced through the water, the Chronovore gaining on you with every passing moment, you felt a shift in the currents around you. The water began to swirl, forming a vortex that pulsed with temporal energy.

"This is it!" the Dancer shouted. "The eye of the temporal storm! Hold on tight!"

You gripped the Dancer's hand tighter as the vortex pulled you in. The last thing you saw before the world dissolved into a kaleidoscope of time and space was the massive form of the Chronovore, its starry eyes fixed on you with what almost looked like respect.

Then you were spinning, tumbling through the time vortex, holding onto the Dancer like he was your only anchor in the storm of reality. In that moment, suspended between heartbeats and stretched across eons, you realized something profound.

No matter where or when you ended up, as long as your hand was in the Dancer's, you were home.

The vortex spun faster, reality bending and twisting around you. And as you hurtled towards your next adventure, you couldn't help but smile. After all, this was just another day in the life of an archaeologist turned time traveler.

-

The temporal vortex spat you out unceremoniously, depositing you and the Dancer onto a cold, metallic floor. For a moment, you lay there, trying to convince your stomach that it was, in fact, still inside your body.

"Well," you groaned, slowly pushing yourself up, "that was about as much fun as a roller coaster designed by a sadistic quantum physicist."

The Dancer sprang to his feet with infuriating energy, offering you a hand up. "Oh, come now, [Y/N]! Where's your sense of adventure? That was exhilarating!"

You took his hand, allowing him to pull you up, and definitely not noticing how perfectly your hand fit in his. "I think I left my sense of adventure somewhere between the carnivorous plants and the time-eating space whale, thank you very much."

As you looked around, you realized you were in some sort of control room. Sleek, futuristic consoles lined the walls, displaying readouts in a language you didn't recognize. Through a large viewing window, you could see the swirling purple oceans of Zeta Minor.

"Dancer," you said slowly, "where exactly are we?"

The Dancer was already examining the nearest console, his sonic screwdriver whirring as he scanned the alien tech. "If I'm not mistaken, and I rarely am... well, there was that one time on Clom, but in my defense, it's very easy to mistake a Absorbaloff for a particularly ugly statue... Anyway! If I'm not mistaken, we're on board the flagship of the Temporal Marauders."

Your eyes widened. "The time pirates? The ones after the Chronos Key?"

"The very same," the Dancer confirmed, his expression grim. "It seems our little jaunt through the temporal riptides has landed us right in the proverbial lion's den."

You couldn't help but chuckle. "You know, most people try to avoid the lion's den. But with you, it's like we have a standing reservation."

The Dancer grinned, but before he could respond, a door at the far end of the room slid open. In strode a figure that could only be described as the personification of 'space pirate'. Tall and imposing, with skin that shimmered like oil on water, and eyes that glowed with an inner light. A cape that seemed to be made of solidified shadows billowed behind them.

"Well, well, well," the figure said, their voice a discordant melody that sent shivers down your spine. "What have we here? The famous Dancer and his little human pet."

You bristled at being called a 'pet', but the Dancer stepped forward, placing himself slightly in front of you. "Captain Chronos, I presume? I'd say it's a pleasure, but I try not to lie to megalomaniacal time pirates. Bad for the digestion, you know."

Captain Chronos laughed, a sound like breaking glass. "Oh, Dancer. Your reputation for wit precedes you. But I'm afraid it won't save you this time. You have something I want."

The Dancer's hand went to his pocket, where you knew he kept the Chronos Key. "Now, now, Captain. Didn't your mother ever teach you to say please?"

"Hand over the Chronos Key," Captain Chronos demanded, ignoring the Dancer's quip, "or I'll be forced to take more... drastic measures."

As if on cue, a dozen heavily armed guards filed into the room, their weapons trained on you and the Dancer.

"You know," you muttered to the Dancer, "just once, I'd like to meet an alien who wants to sit down for a nice cup of tea instead of threatening us with 'drastic measures'."

The Dancer chuckled. "Where would be the fun in that?"

Captain Chronos strode forward, hand outstretched. "The Key, Dancer. Now."

You watched as the Dancer's mind raced, clearly trying to find a way out of this situation. Suddenly, an idea struck you. It was crazy, possibly suicidal, but then again, that seemed to be par for the course with the Dancer.

"Wait!" you called out, stepping forward. "Before you do anything rash, don't you want to know what the Chronos Key actually does?"

Captain Chronos paused, their glowing eyes fixed on you. "Explain."

You took a deep breath, channeling every ounce of your archaeological training. "The Chronos Key isn't just a key in the traditional sense. It's a complex temporal artifact, created by an ancient race known as the Chronarchs."

The Dancer shot you a surprised look, but quickly caught on. "Oh yes," he chimed in. "The Chronarchs. Fascinating people. Bit obsessed with punctuality, but they did make a mean temporal soufflé."

You resisted the urge to roll your eyes at the Dancer's addition. "The point is," you continued, "the Key isn't just about opening the Epoch Engine. It's a test."

Captain Chronos's eyes narrowed. "A test? What kind of test?"

"A test of worthiness," you improvised, drawing on your knowledge of ancient cultures and their love for elaborate trials. "The Chronarchs believed that only someone who truly understood the nature of time should wield the power of the Epoch Engine."

The Dancer nodded enthusiastically. "Oh yes, quite right. Very perceptive of you, [Y/N]. The Chronarchs were big on tests. Couldn't even pop out for milk without solving at least three temporal riddles."

Captain Chronos seemed intrigued despite themselves. "And what does this... test entail?"

You smiled, warming to your tale. "The Key must be activated in a specific sequence, aligning with the great Time Cycles of the universe. Get it wrong, and... well, let's just say the results would be temporally catastrophic."

"Quite right," the Dancer added. "Last fellow who got it wrong ended up as his own grandfather. Made family reunions terribly awkward."

Captain Chronos frowned, clearly weighing your words. "And I suppose you know this activation sequence?"

You exchanged a glance with the Dancer. "We've... deciphered parts of it. From ancient texts. But it's incredibly complex. One wrong move and you could unravel the very fabric of time itself."

For a long moment, Captain Chronos stared at you, their glowing eyes seeming to pierce right through you. Then, to your immense relief, they laughed.

"Well played, little archaeologist," they said, a note of grudging respect in their voice. "I can see why the Dancer keeps you around. Very well, you've piqued my curiosity. Show me this activation sequence."

The Dancer pulled the Chronos Key from his pocket, shooting you a look that clearly said 'I hope you know what you're doing'. You gave him a small nod, your mind racing to come up with a convincing 'activation sequence'.

"Right then," you said, taking the Key from the Dancer. "First, we need to align the temporal nodules with the celestial constants."

You began to manipulate the Key, which thankfully had enough moving parts to make your actions look purposeful. As you 'worked', you spouted a stream of pseudo-scientific babble that would have made your archaeology professors weep.

"Now, we need to calibrate the chrono-flux to match the resonant frequency of the local time stream," you continued, marveling at how easily the technobabble flowed. You were starting to sound like the Dancer.

Captain Chronos watched intently, their crew leaning in with fascination. Even the Dancer looked impressed, though you caught a twinkle in his eye that told you he was thoroughly enjoying your performance.

As you neared the end of your improvised sequence, you felt a change in the air. A low hum began to emanate from the Key, growing in intensity.

"Uh, Dancer?" you whispered, suddenly nervous. "Is it supposed to do that?"

The Dancer's eyes widened. "Oh, you clever, clever thing," he breathed. "You've actually activated it!"

Before you could process what that meant, the Key began to glow with an intense golden light. Captain Chronos stepped forward, their face alight with triumph.

"Yes!" they cried. "The power of the Epoch Engine will be mine!"

"I wouldn't be so sure about that," the Dancer said, grinning madly. "You see, Captain, my brilliant friend here didn't just activate the Key. She keyed it to her own temporal signature!"

You stared at the Dancer in shock. "I did what now?"

But there was no time for explanations. The golden light from the Key expanded, enveloping you and the Dancer. You felt a tugging sensation, as if reality itself was bending around you.

"No!" Captain Chronos screamed, lunging forward. But it was too late.

In a flash of golden light, you and the Dancer vanished from the Temporal Marauders' ship. The last thing you heard was Captain Chronos's howl of rage, cut off as abruptly as changing a radio station.

You rematerialized in the familiar confines of the TARDIS, stumbling slightly as your feet hit solid ground. The Chronos Key fell from your hand, its glow fading as it clattered to the floor.

For a moment, there was silence. Then the Dancer let out a whoop of joy, sweeping you up in an exuberant hug.

"Oh, [Y/N], you were brilliant!" he exclaimed, spinning you around. "Absolutely brilliant! The way you outsmarted Captain Chronos, the improvised activation sequence... Oh, I could kiss you!"

You laughed, dizzy from the spin and the adrenaline of your narrow escape. "Well, what's stopping you?"

The words were out of your mouth before you could think better of them. The Dancer froze, his arms still around you, his eyes wide with surprise.

For a heartbeat, neither of you moved. Then, slowly, the Dancer's expression softened. He brought one hand up to cup your cheek, his touch impossibly gentle.

"[Y/N]," he murmured, his voice low and filled with an emotion you couldn't quite name. "My clever, brave, beautiful [Y/N]."

And then he was kissing you, and all thoughts of time pirates and ancient artifacts and the complexities of temporal mechanics flew out of your head. The kiss was soft and sweet and tasted faintly of stardust. It felt like coming home and embarking on a grand adventure all at once.

When you finally parted, both slightly breathless, you couldn't help but grin. "Well," you said, your voice a bit shaky, "if I'd known that was my reward for outsmarting time pirates, I'd have done it ages ago."

The Dancer laughed, resting his forehead against yours. "Oh, [Y/N]. You never cease to amaze me."

As you stood there in the Dancer's arms, the gentle hum of the TARDIS surrounding you, you felt a sense of rightness settle over you. This mad, wonderful, impossible man was your future, and you couldn't wait to see where your journey together would take you next.

"So," you said, a mischievous glint in your eye, "about that planet with the singing crystal beaches..."

The Dancer grinned, already moving to the TARDIS console. "Your wish is my command, my dear. One beach holiday coming right up! Unless, of course, we get sidetracked by a distress signal from a sentient nebula, or stumble upon a colony of space Vikings, or-"

You laughed, cutting him off. "With you, Dancer, I've learned to expect the unexpected. And you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way."

As the TARDIS dematerialized, setting off for your next adventure, you couldn't help but reflect on how much your life had changed. From a simple archaeologist to a time-traveling hero, outsmarting space pirates and saving the universe.

And to think, it all started with a mysterious artifact and a mad man with a box.

You wouldn't change a single moment of it.

-

The TARDIS materialized with its characteristic wheezing groan, the blue box solidifying on a cliff overlooking a vast, shimmering ocean. As you stepped out, your breath caught in your throat. Twin suns hung low on the horizon, painting the sky in breathtaking shades of lavender and gold.

"Welcome to Harmony," the Dancer said softly, coming to stand beside you. "Home of the singing crystal beaches I promised you."

You turned to him, a smile playing on your lips. "No distress signals from sentient nebulae? No space Vikings?"

He chuckled, taking your hand. "Not today. I thought we deserved a bit of peace after our run-in with the Temporal Marauders."

As you made your way down to the beach, the crystals beneath your feet began to sing, a haunting melody that seemed to resonate with the very core of your being. You walked in comfortable silence, both lost in thought about the adventures you'd shared and the kiss you'd exchanged.

Finally, you broke the silence. "Dancer, what are we going to do about the Chronos Key and the Epoch Engine? We can't just leave them for someone else to find."

The Dancer's expression turned serious. "You're right, of course. The Epoch Engine is far too dangerous to leave intact. But destroying it could have catastrophic consequences for the timeline."

You nodded, your mind already racing with possibilities. "What if we didn't destroy it, but neutralized it somehow? Made it inert?"

The Dancer's eyes lit up. "Oh, [Y/N], you brilliant thing! That's it exactly! We could use the Chronos Key to lock the Epoch Engine in a temporal stasis field. It would still exist, preserving the timeline, but it would be completely inaccessible."

You grinned, feeling a rush of excitement. "So, one last adventure before our beach holiday?"

"I thought you'd never ask," the Dancer replied, already turning back towards the TARDIS.

The next few hours were a whirlwind of activity. Using the TARDIS, you and the Dancer traced the temporal signature of the Epoch Engine to a hidden space station orbiting a collapsed star. Getting past the station's defenses required all of your combined wit and ingenuity, not to mention a fair bit of running.

Finally, you stood before the Epoch Engine itself. It was a massive, pulsing orb of energy, swirling with colors you had no names for.

"Beautiful," you breathed, awed despite the danger.

"And terrible," the Dancer added grimly. "With this, someone could rewrite all of history. Erase entire civilizations as if they never existed."

You squared your shoulders, determination setting in. "Then let's make sure that never happens."

Working together, you and the Dancer used the Chronos Key to create an intricate web of temporal energy around the Epoch Engine. It was delicate work, requiring precise calculations and split-second timing. One wrong move could unravel the fabric of time itself.

As you worked, you couldn't help but marvel at how in sync you and the Dancer had become. You anticipated each other's moves, communicated with just a glance or a gesture. It felt right, like you'd been doing this forever.

Finally, with a surge of golden light, the stasis field snapped into place. The Epoch Engine's pulsing slowed, then stopped entirely, frozen in a single moment of time.

"We did it," you said, barely able to believe it.

The Dancer turned to you, his face split in a wide grin. "We did indeed. You were magnificent, [Y/N]. Absolutely magnificent."

Before you could respond, alarms began blaring throughout the station.

"Ah," the Dancer said, grabbing your hand. "I think that's our cue to leave."

You laughed as you both sprinted back to the TARDIS, dodging security drones and leaping over closing bulkheads. It was madness, pure and simple, but you wouldn't have it any other way.

As the TARDIS dematerialized, leaving the space station and the now-harmless Epoch Engine behind, you felt a mix of triumph and melancholy wash over you. You'd saved the universe (again), but you knew your time with the Dancer was coming to an end. At least for now.

The Dancer seemed to sense your mood. He came to stand beside you at the TARDIS console, his expression soft. "You know," he said gently, "I could take you on more adventures. Show you the rings of Akhaten, or the glass pyramids of San Kloon. Time machine, remember? I could have you back five minutes after we left."

You smiled, touched by the offer. "I know you could. And part of me wants nothing more than to keep traveling with you forever. But..."

"But you have a life to get back to," the Dancer finished, understanding in his eyes. "A promising career in archaeology, a whole future ahead of you."

You nodded, feeling tears prick at the corners of your eyes. "Besides," you added, trying to lighten the mood, "I have a feeling this isn't really goodbye. Not for us."

The Dancer's smile was bittersweet. "No, I suppose it isn't. But I will miss this version of you, [Y/N]. The you who's still discovering the wonders of the universe."

You reached up, cupping his cheek gently. "And I'll miss this you. But I'm looking forward to all the versions of you I have yet to meet."

He leaned into your touch, his eyes closing briefly. When he opened them again, there was a mischievous glint there. "Well then, Dr. [Y/N], I believe I owe you a proper beach holiday before I take you home."

You laughed, the melancholy moment broken. "I believe you do, Dancer. Lead the way!"

The next few days (or was it weeks? Time was a funny thing in the TARDIS) were a blur of crystal beaches, alien markets, and quiet moments watching distant stars be born. You treasured every second, committing each adventure to memory.

But all too soon, it was time to go home. The TARDIS materialized in your flat, mere hours after you'd first left with the Dancer.

As you stood in the doorway of the TARDIS, neither of you quite ready to say goodbye, the Dancer suddenly snapped his fingers. "Oh! I almost forgot!" He rummaged in his pockets, finally producing a small, ornate key. "This is for you."

You took it, examining the intricate designs etched into its surface. "A TARDIS key?"

He nodded. "For the next time our paths cross. And they will cross, [Y/N]. I promise you that."

You clutched the key tightly, fighting back tears. "Thank you, Dancer. For everything."

He pulled you into a tight hug, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. "No, thank you, [Y/N]. You've reminded me why I keep doing this. The wonder, the joy of discovery... you've rekindled that in me."

As you reluctantly parted, the Dancer gave you one last, bright smile. "Until next time, Dr. [Y/N]. Try not to dig up any more universe-ending artifacts without me, eh?"

You laughed, wiping away a stray tear. "No promises, Dancer. You know me and trouble."

With one last wave, the Dancer closed the TARDIS doors. You watched as the blue box faded away, taking with it the man who had turned your world upside down in the best possible way.

For a moment, you stood there, half expecting to wake up and find it had all been a dream. But the weight of the TARDIS key in your hand grounded you, a tangible reminder of your adventures.

As you turned to reacquaint yourself with your flat, something on your desk caught your eye. It was an envelope that definitely hadn't been there before, your name written on it in an elegant, swirling script.

With trembling hands, you opened it, pulling out a single sheet of paper. The message was short, but it made your heart soar:

"My dearest [Y/N],

The universe is vast and time is long, but I will always find my way back to you. Our story is far from over.

Until our next hello,

The Dancer"

You clutched the letter to your chest, a smile spreading across your face. It wasn't goodbye, not really. It was just the beginning.

---

Years passed. You threw yourself into your work, making groundbreaking discoveries in archaeology that would have been impossible without your unique perspective on history. But you never forgot the Dancer, or the adventures you'd shared. The TARDIS key hung around your neck, a constant reminder of the life that waited for you among the stars.

And then, one ordinary Tuesday afternoon, you heard it. The unmistakable wheezing groan of the TARDIS materializing.

Your heart raced as you ran towards the sound, skidding to a stop as the familiar blue box solidified before you. But when the doors opened, the man who stepped out wasn't quite the Dancer you remembered.

He was younger, his face unlined, his eyes not yet carrying the weight of the universe. But it was undeniably him. The Dancer. Your Dancer, even if he didn't know it yet.

He looked around, confusion evident on his face, before his eyes landed on you. "Oh, hello there! I'm the Dancer. Terribly sorry, but I seem to have materialized in the wrong place. Again. You wouldn't happen to know where I am, would you?"

You couldn't help but smile, drinking in the sight of him. This younger version, not yet tempered by the adventures you'd share, but still unmistakably the man you'd fallen in love with across time and space.

"Hello, Dancer," you said warmly. "Don't worry, you're exactly where you need to be."

He tilted his head, studying you intently. There was a flicker of something in his eyes – confusion, certainly, but also a spark of attraction, of recognition that he couldn't quite place.

"Do I know you?" he asked, his brow furrowed. "You seem... familiar somehow."

Your smile widened, and you couldn't resist. "Spoilers," you said, your tone playful.

The Dancer's eyes widened at that, a mix of intrigue and excitement crossing his face. "Oh, now that is interesting. Very interesting indeed. Who are you?"

You stepped closer, enjoying the way his breath caught slightly. "I'm Dr. [Y/N], archaeologist extraordinaire and future... well, that would be telling, wouldn't it?"

The Dancer's grin was bright enough to outshine the sun. "Dr. [Y/N] the archaeologist, eh? Well then, I have a feeling you and I are going to have some fascinating adventures together."

"Oh, you have no idea," you replied, your voice full of promise.

As you both stepped into the TARDIS, ready to embark on a new adventure (or was it an old one?), you felt a sense of completeness wash over you. This was where you belonged, by the Dancer's side, exploring the wonders of time and space.

Your story with the Dancer wasn't over. In fact, it was just beginning. Again.

And as the TARDIS dematerialized, carrying you off to who-knows-when, you couldn't help but laugh. After all, in a life spent traveling with the Dancer, the one thing you could always count on was this:

The adventure never truly ends. It just takes on a new form.

And you wouldn't have it any other way.