#Gilgamesh the Bisharp

[battle-subway-ghost]

Ma'am I'm sorry I have to be the guy to tell you this but that's not a man, that's a Bisharp. He doesn't know what a gender is, he just likes dresses.

[dodriotrio]

oh hey! youre the guy watching paris' pokemon right??? how are they doing? gotta be stressful for them to suddenly be separated from their trainer, i dont and envy the work you must be putting in

- @shilo-sumac

Oh. Yes, that's me! Hello.

They're doing great, except for the stress. I'm having a hard time coordinating between my Pokémon and a completely different team to keep things manageable.

And I can't expect my roommate to help…… In fact, she's feuding with the Bisharp right now.

But it's ok, I can manage. It is not fun, though.

…… You know Paris, right? If so, do you know anything about the extra rattata? When I was put in charge of taking care of his Pokemon, I was given a fourth Rattata that Mylah said belonged to him. But he only has 3 of them? I am so confused about all this. I'm glad they didn't get into a fight. I was lucky in that respect.

[battle-subway-ghost]

My bisharp Gilgamesh LOVES bubble wrap. Its one of his favorite things ever. if I'm unpacking a box he'll try to help out just because he wants to play with the bubble wrap. Unfortunately he is stupid and he will break everything in the process of trying to help.

Speaking of him being stupid, I take him out on walks in the Wild Area whenever it's nice out. We go around the same route most of the time but I had to change where we walk, because he tripped over the exact same log twice in a row and was angry for the entire walk afterwards both times. (No the log didn't move. Yes I warned him. Several times in fact. He did not listen to me.)

I am very stressed.

Request: please send in light hearted and/or cute stories about your pokemon. Particularly your steel type pokemon, if you have them. My research suggests that this may help alleviate some of the physical symptoms of my stress, and is something I can do while en route to my next appointment.

[a-tree-of-muses]

Pokemon!AU - Gilgamesh

Avoid this trainer. Actually don’t even battle him. Gilgamesh is a very arrogant trainer that boasts about his strength and how unbeatable he and his Pokemon are. However to those that can beat him, Gilgamesh will give whoever defeats them a big reward. Sure he’d be all pissy about it but Gilgamesh will be impressed that he was beaten in the first place.

Team: Metagross, Aegislash, Bisharp, Lucario, Heatran, and Magnezone

Tag: King of Battles (Pokemon!Gil)

[battle-subway-ghost]

You know, I was wondering why Gilgamesh had suddenly become interested in whatever groceries I bring home (and why is he getting UPSET at it) ever since I got back.

Now I’m just realizing that it might be because of the applesauce thing.

[battle-subway-ghost]

Don't let your Bisharp try cutting your hair this was a terrible idea.

[dodriotrio]

THE EVIL SHOULD NOT OBTAIN MY APPLESAUCE, I HAVE SHARED IT WITH THIS FIEND FOR FAR TOO LONG!!!

I WILL NOT LET HIS TYRANNY REIGN, I WILL AMASS A COUP FOR MY PERSONAL RIGHTS TO OBTAIN MY APPLE SAUCE! THE FIEND WILL NOT GET IT I SAY

The apple sauce is mine :) sincerely, Kane's roommate. -(@dodriotrio)

WHY DO YOU NOT SHARE IT WITH THE LITTLE BABY MAN? HE IS JUST A BABY! HE IS ONLY A BOY!!

#gilgameshrights

[battle-subway-ghost]

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[battle-subway-ghost]

Found some baby photos of Gilgamesh. Not a single thought in that head…

[battle-subway-ghost]

( @star-chasing-duo )

I see you have a bisharp!!! May I ask where/how you found them??? :Oc

Gilgamesh! I found him a bit away from the usual bisharp territory, but not too far. I think it was a bit after Lulu and I left Iccirus city, actually.

My guess for what happened was that something got him separated either from his pack or his mother- he was pretty young when I caught him. Young enough that I ended up imprinting on him a lot.

[battle-subway-ghost]

Grumpiest guy alive right now.

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[battle-subway-ghost]

Anyways, Bisharp are actually the sweetest fucking things imaginable if you actually get to know them. Gilgamesh likes to play with bubble wrap and (used to) cry because he couldn't wear cute little dresses like my Cinccino could. Still gets sad that I won't carry him around in my arms like I did when he was a Pawniard.

Bisharp are cool. Fuck you if you think otherwise.

[battle-subway-ghost]

Thinking I should just let my hair go back to its natural color.

...Also trying to consider if I want to let Gilgamesh try and cut my hair (I think he could maybe do a good job at that)

[battle-subway-ghost]

Alright, I remembered, here's Gilgamesh out in his dress.

For some backstory, he's always been upset over the fact that he can't wear dresses like other Pokemon (and people) can, and when my friend heard of this, she... went out of her way, without telling me, to make this dress (more like a skirt) for him. Ignore his face, I promise you he loves it.

[dodriotrio]

Ah but I'm not too upset wit the bisharp, I understand his precarious predicament.

But that is my apple sauce and no one thing should take it from me

[dodriotrio]

Nasty nefarious bisharp...