#Gilbert the Vacuum

[judesmoonbeauty]

Best opening Gilbert SE lines ever 😂 Of course you were hungry right after breakfast 🤣

[frogshunnedshadows]

"Another Bradley & Gilbert Package." Manufacturer's mark on mid-century vacuum tube box.

[renaissancefailmarriage]

domestic prufra but evil. francois is on a zoom call with gilbert vacuuming in the background. he does not know how to mute himself. the vacuum scares the dogs and gilbert pauses it periodically to comfort them so it takes way longer than it has to. francois thinks this is funny. ludwig’s blood pressure is through the roof.

[starlene]

Anne of the Island Book Club: Chapter 9

As someone else already noted, this book is not the least bit concerned about the lectures the characters attend or the things they're learning there. So, as a 21st century reader, I really have no idea how their lesson plans and lectures look like. Very different from anything I or my friends have experienced, I'm sure. Likely also pretty strict and boring to our modern-day eyes – or maybe that's just the stereotypical view I have of education in the olden days?

Thinking about education in the late 19th century got me curious, so I looked a little bit into the history of women's higher education in Canada. The first Canadian college to award a Bachelor's degree to a woman was Mount Allison in 1875. Wikipedia says Redmond College is based on Dalhousie University, where a female student first earned her Bachelor's degree in 1885. A timeline that's been put up in the Anne of Green Gables Wiki says Anne went to Redmond College in 1883–87. So she and her girlfriends were true trailblazers indeed!

Though of course, I don't think anyone's saying Montgomery meant to set Anne of the Island exactly between 1883 and 1887 when she was writing it; the wiki timeline comes from starting with Rilla of Ingleside and figuring it out backwards. I wonder if she had an exact timeframe in mind at all? Based on the mention of a biograph in Stella's letter, I assume the book must be set a decade later than the wiki timeline, at the very least.

~

The 1921 Finnish translation I'm reading just plain omits Charlie Sloane proposing to Anne! Looking at the Gutenberg text and the Finnish translation side by side is the first time I've ever heard of that. I can deal with the translator adding all manner of weird little details, but this is an actual plot point and I can't understand why she's chosen to cut it.

In any case, I'm sorry to find out that Charlie doesn't take Anne's rejection in a gentlemanly manner. He must be completely obtuse, or else fully blinded by his love – the entire college is shipping Anne and Gilbert at this point, and Anne herself feels she's never given Charlie encouragement, and yet, he's sure enough that she likes him back that he both dares to propose and dares to become angry when she says no. I hope he does better in his studies than in his social life.

[Edited to add:] All this talk of suitors and proposals has made the following line from Rose's mother in Titanic loop in my head: "The purpose of university is to find a suitable husband. Rose has already done that." So far, this book is not doing a great job proving her wrong.

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"Of course, we would have to have a housekeeper and I have one ready on the spot" – how times have changed! Of course, it's because of patriarchal notions relating to chastity and modesty and whatnot that the girls have to have a housekeeper, and I'm glad that's a thing of the past now. But from a, well, housekeeping standpoint... I wish I had a housekeeper back when I was in school. I wish I had a housekeeper right now! But all I have is an old and partially broken vacuum cleaner. Though, to be fair, I don't believe Anne and co. had any electric appliances at all, so I guess it's not all bad, living housekeeper-less in the modern day.

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Further translation notes: the Finnish translation specifies that the "lanky, brainy Freshie" who visits Anne "finds no greater enjoyment in life than higher mathematics" (= "hekkumoi korkeammassa matematiikassa.") Good for him! He won't be able to win Anne's heart, but at least he'll always have mathematics.

[notalexhorne]

One of my favourite things about Taskmaster, and it really doesn't get talked about nearly enough, is the relationship between Greg and the panelists. There is the element that nobody wants to be there sometimes, including Greg and Alex. Nobody's having a good time, and everyone's suffering. It's a mutual case of Stockholm Syndrome, as has been mentioned on the show multiple times.

But the bit I like best is when everyone just becomes sick of one another's bullshit. It's expected for the panel to reach a point where they get sick of one another and threaten to throw down, or tell someone to stuff a satsuma up their ass.

I particularly enjoyed this series crossing a brand new line of Frankie threatening to sue Alex over his terrible wording of a task, and Greg offering to help with the costs. It reminded me of when Greg offered to put his own money toward counselling fees, because there is clearly something wrong with Rhod Gilbert.

But what I love best is that this is a show where the host will tell his contestants to fuck off, or flip them off, pull them to an unlit corner of the stage to give them a personal telling off because they have managed to uniquely irritate him. The moment of silence in series 10, because he's so fucking fed up with how awful all of them are at completing tasks still makes me howl every time I watch it. He instantly regresses five grown adults to school children as soon as he stands up in front of them.

In a vacuum, out of context, it's all dreadfully horrible and toxic, but that's what this entire character is. He's an insane tyrant, and the whole concept of the show hinges on that. What would that insane man want done? And I love how much he leans into it.

[clavissionary-position]

Ikeprinces Ranked By How Badly They Crave Taco Bell

SARIEL . Taco Bell is the only thing keeping his mind from shattering. The only reason you've never seen the wrappers is because an employee from Taco Bell runs 40 miles to the palace every day to hand-feed Sariel while he does his work

KEITH . And now you know why he's so tall, because every Taco Bell taco produces 0.0005 cm of height in his bones, and those tacos have been adding up since he was fed them in liquid form out of the baby bottle. Jade's fuckin weird, don't ask

LICHT . Keith got him hooked. He's a burrito-supreme man. Swears by it. Prays by it. Dreams of being able to follow a copy-cat recipe at home one day without setting too big of a fire

NOKTO . Licht got him hooked. It's his post-coital meal of choice. He leaves the wrappers on the pillows of his lovers like a honeymoon rose

SILVIO . Nokto got him hooked. But he still retains a sense of self when presented with the golden richness of a chicken quesadillas. He compartmentalizes his drool like he compartmentalizes his emotions, which is to say: poorly. Wants to buy Nokto's shares of Taco Bell but Nokto isn't yielding

LEON . Take the shell, leave the meat. Is it the best meat he's ever had? Not by a longshot, but MSG is heccin hypnotizing. Is ground meat for losers? Absolutely not. Protein is protein, baby. Now go watch Leon flex at the sun while Jin coaches him

JIN . Craves it only if one of his brothers is eating Taco Bell in front of him, but otherwise he much prefers the sweets and desserts available at the palace. Though once in a blue moon, he has been known to go feral for some Nacho Fries.

CLAVIS . Has an intellectual interest in the workings of Taco Bell and its menu. Many a night has he sat in the dark of the kitchen, smiling-ly glaring down a lone soft-shell chicken taco. What makes it tick? What gives it the right to be the temptress that it is? How can he, the savant, engineer an even more supreme Crunchwrap Supreme?

GILBERT . Isn't craving Taco Bell specifically, but if you're not gonna finish that, he most certainly will. Have you ever seen a man mouth-vacuum little beads of taco beef straight from the shell into his mouth? There was no any vacuum sfx involved however; you imagined that part 100%....90%...........75% you imagined that

YVES . Not a fan of Taco Bell after briefly working there in the summer of 1258

LUKE . Always falls asleep waiting at the drive-thru so he has yet to know what it is that he is missing

CHEVALIER . Taco what?

RIO . Is the Taco Bell employee that runs 40 miles every day to hand-feed Sariel his Nachos BellGrande® Combo

a/n: Did someone make fanart of Ikeprinces and tacos or was that one of my cursed dreams? Pls link me if you know what I'm talking about

[shrikeseams]

“Married” by Jack Gilbert

I came back from the funeral and crawled

around the apartment crying hard,

searching for my wife’s hair.

For two months got them from the drain,

the vacuum cleaner, under the refrigerator

and off the clothes in the closet.

But after other Japanese women came

there was no way to be sure which were

hers and I stopped. A year later,

repotting Michiko’s avocado, I find

this long black hair tangled in the dirt.

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 2.4

Holidays

Across the Universe Day

Armed Struggle Day (Angola)

Box Tree Day (French Republic)

Carl Rogers Day

Colour Supplement Day (UK)

Create-A-Vacuum Day

Day for Change (UN)

Facebook Friends Day

Farmer’s Day (Taiwan)

First Sitting of the People’s Majils (Maldives)

General Thaddeus Kosciuszko Day (Poland)

Hank Aaron Day

I Heart Horror Day

International Day of Human Fraternity (UN)

King Frost Day (London, before WWI)

Kosciusko Day (Poland)

Liberace Day

Lifeguard Day (Argentina)

Montgomery Convention Day

National Day of Courage

National Hemp Day

National Quacker Day

National Wicker Day

Obscurity Day

Philippine-AmericanWar Memorial Day (Philippines)

Port Arthur Day

Rissun (Japan)

Rosa Parks Day (California, Missouri) [also 12.1]

Semen Den (Seeds Day; Bulgaria)

Special Working Day (China)

Spoiled Cats’ Day

Thank A Mail Carrier Day

Torture Abolition Day

Transit Equity Day

USO Day

Willie Mays Day

World Cancer Day

Zombie Pride Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Homemade Soup Day

Medjool Date Day

National Stuffed Mushroom Day

Pork Rind Appreciation Day

Nature Celebrations

International Unicorn Day

Red Primrose (Natural Beauty; Korean Birth Flowers)

Independence, Flag & Related Days

Celebration of the Beginning of the Struggle for Liberation (Angola)

Liberation Day (Angola)

Sri Lanka (from UK, 1948)

1st Tuesday in February

African-American Coaches Day [1st Tuesday]

International Eggplant Day [1st Tuesday]

Safer Internet Day [1st Tuesday]

Taco Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

Takeout Tuesday [1st Tuesday of Each Month]

Target Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

Tater Tot Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

To-Do List Tuesday [1st Tuesday of Each Month]

Tranquil Tuesday [1st Tuesday of Each Month]

Trivia Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

Two For Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

Weekly Holidays beginning February 4 (1st Week of February)

National Green Week (thru 4.30) [From 1st Full Week]

Festivals Beginning February 4, 2025

Cattlecon (San Antonio, Texas) [thru 2.6]

Colusa Farm Show (Colusa, California) [thru 2.6]

Empire State Producers Expo (Geneva, New York) [thru 2.5]

Iowa AG Expo (Des Moines, Iowa) [thru 2.6]

Sapporo Snow Festival (Sapporo, Japan) [thru 2.11]

Spokane Ag Expo (Spokane, Washington) [thru 2.6]

Taipei International Book Exhibition (Taipei, Taiwan) [thru 2.9]

Lunar Calendar Holidays

Chinese: Month 1 (Wu-Yin), Day 7 (Jia-Chen)

Day Pillar: Wood Dragon

12-Day Officers/12 Gods: Full Day (满 Man) [Inauspicious]

Holidays: Spring Festival Golden Week

Secular Saints Days

Hank Aaron (Sports)

Manuel Álvarez Bravo (Photography)

Alice Cooper (Music)

Robert Coover (Literature)

Lisa Eichhorn (Entertainment)

Louis Eilshemius (Art)

Betty Friedan (Philosophy)

Fernand Léger (Art)

Ida Lupino (Entertainment)

Emperor Joshua Norton (Politics)

E.J. Pratt (Poetry)

Jacques Prévert (Poetry)

George Romero (Entertainment)

Norman Wisdom (Entertainment)

Feast Days

Aeschylus (Positivist; Saint)

Amaterasu’s Day (Pagan)

Andrew Corsini (Christian; Saint)

Annoy the Neighbors Day (Pastafarian)

Beith Day (a..k.a. Birch Day; Celtic Book of Days)

Biezputras Diena (Porridge Day; Ancient Latvia) [or Sun before Feb 23]

Cornelius the Centurion (Anglican Church; Saint)

Day of the Fart of Abu Hassan (Church of the SubGenius) 

Emperor Norton (Humanism)

Gilbert (Christian; Saint)

Gilbert of Sempringham (Christian; Saint)

Goldrofe of Arganil (Christian; Saint)

Gumby (Animism; Saint)

Home Cleansing Ritual Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Isidore of Pelusium (Christian; Saint)

Jane (or Joan, Queen of France; Christian; Saint)

John de Britto (Christian; Saint)

Joseph of Leonissa (Christian; Saint)

Modan (Christian; Saint)

Nicholas Studites (Christian; Saint)

Phileas and Philoromus (Christian; Martyrs)

Rabanus Maurus (Christian; Saint)

Rembertof Torhout (Christian; Saint)

Rimbert (Archbishop of Bremen;  Christian; Saint)

The State of Indiana (Muppetism)

Theophilus the Penitent (Christian; Saint)

Veronica (Christian; Saint)

Zeus Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint) 

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Dismal Day (Unlucky or Evil Day; Medieval Europe; 3 of 24)

Egyptian Day (Dies Mala Unlucky Day; Middle Ages Europe) [3 of 24]

Fatal Day (Pagan) [4 of 24]

Lucky Day (Philippines) [8 of 71]

Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Film; 1994)

Across the Universe, recorded by The Beatles (Song; 1968)

The Atrocity Exhibition, by J.G. Ballard (Novel; 1970)

Bennie and the Jets, by Elton John (Song; 1974)

Candle in the Wind, by Elton John (Song; 1974)

The Case of the Maltese Chicken (Inspector Willoughby Cartoon; 1964)

The Cloverfield Paradox (Film; 2018)

Col. Heeza Liar on the Jump (Paramount-Bray Pictograph Cartoon; 1917)

Colour Supplement in the Sunday Times (UK Newspaper; 1962)

The Devil’s Tower (Animated TV Show;Jonny Quest #21; 1965)

Dick Tracy (Radio Series; 1934)

Dizzy Dishes (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1955)

Down in Dixie (Mutt & Jeff Cartoon; 1923)

End of the Century, by The Ramones (Album; 1980)

Evita, by Andrew Lloyd Webber (Album; 1977)

Facebook (Social Media App; 2004)

Fresh Off the Boat (TV Series; 2015)

Gambling with the Gulf Stream (Technical Romances Bray Cartoon; 1923)

Hen Fruit (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoon; 1929)

Hep Cat Symphony (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1949)

His Day Off (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1938)

The Human Comedy, buy William Saroyan (Novel; 1943)

Justice League: War (WB Animated Film; 2014)

Ko-Ko’s Germ Jam (Fleischer Inkwell Imps Cartoon; 1928)

The Last Juror, by John Grisham (Novel; 2004)

The Last of the Mohicans (Novel; 1826)

The Lion’s Busy (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1961)

Magic Strength (Phantasies Cartoon; 1944)

Moonfall (Film; 2022)

Mr. Fuller Pep: His Wife Goes for a Rest (Powers Cartoon; 1917)

Naked (Film; 1994)

19th Nervous Breakdown, by The Rolling Stones (Song; 1966)

One Step Ahead of My Shadow (WB MM Cartoon; 1933)

On the Avenue (Film; 1937)

Our Town, by Thornton Wilder (Play; 1938)

Patton (Film; 1970)

Piano Concerto in E Major, by Reynaldo Hahn (Piano Concerto; 1931)

Poor Is Keeler (Hearst-Vitagraph News Pictorial Cartoon; 1916)

The Puppy Express (Hot Dog Bray Cartoon; 1926)

Purl (SparkShorts Pixar Cartoon; 2019)

Putting Fritz on the Water Wagon (Paramount-Bray Pictographs Cartoon; 1918)

Reacher (TV Series; 2022)

The Road Less Traveled: A New Psychology of Love, Traditional Values and Spiritual Growth, by M. Scott Peck (Self-Help Book; 1978)

Rumours, by Fleetwood Mac (Album; 1977)

Scrappy’s Trip to Mars (Scrappy Cartoon; 1938)

Señor Saint, by Leslie Charteris (Short Stories 1958) [Saint #34]

Sock It To Me Baby, by Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels (Song; 1967)

The Story of a Speeder Cop (Hearst-Vitagraph News Pictorial Cartoon; 1916)

A Study in Brown, by Glen Gray and His Casa Loma Orchestra (Song; 1937)

Throwing the Bull (Hearst-Vitagraph News Pictorial Cartoon; 1917)

Two Days to Doom or The Last Weekend (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 253; 1964)

Two Moose is Loose or Which One Has the Phoney? (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 254; 1964)

The Ugly Dachshund (Film; 1966)

Videodrome (Film; 1983)

The Wedding Date (Film; 2005)

White Christmas, recorded by The Drifters (Song; 1954)

Why Play Leapfrog (Fun Facts About America MGM Cartoon; 1950)

Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (Disney Cartoon; 1966)

Zeno's Conscience, by Italo Svevo (Novel; 1923)

Today’s Name Days

Andreas, Rabanus, Veronika (Austria)

Andrija, Ivan, Izidor, Veronika (Croatia)

Jarmila (Czech Republic)

Veronica (Denmark)

Arma, Armi, Armiida, Meida, Miida (Estonia)

Armi, Ronja (Finland)

Véronique (France)

Andreas, Jenny, Veronika (Germany)

Asimakis, Asimina, Malamati, Simeon, Stamatia, Stamatis (Greece)

Csenge, Ráhel (Hungary)

Biago, Gilberto (Italy)

Daila, Veronika (Latvia)

Andrius, Arvilė, Gustas, Joana, Vydmantas (Lithuania)

Vera, Veronika (Norway)

Andrzej, Gilbert, Jan, Joanna, Józef, Mariusz, Weronika, Witosława (Poland)

Isidor (Romania)

Anastasia (Russia)

Veronika (Slovakia)

Gilberto, Juan, Juana (Spain)

Anselm, Ansgar (Sweden)

Byron, Gilbert, Gilberta, Gilberto, Gilmer (USA)

Today’s National Name Days

National Israel Day

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 35 of 2025; 330 days remaining in the year

ISO Week: Day 2 of Week 6 of 2025

Celtic Tree Calendar: Luis (Rowan) [Day 15 of 28]

Chinese: Month 1 (Wu-Yin), Day 7 (Jia-Chen)

Chinese Year of the: Snake 4723 (until February 17, 2026) [Ding-Chou]

Coptic: 27 Tubah 1741

Druid Tree Calendar: Poplar (Feb 4-8) [Day 1 of 5]

Hebrew: 6 Shevat 5785

Islamic: 5 Sha’ban 1446

Julian: 22 January 2025

Moon: 43%: Waxing Crescent

Positivist: 7 Homer (2nd Month) [Aeschylus)

Runic Half Month: Elhaz (Elk) [Day 14 of 15]

Season: Winter (Day 46 of 90)

SUn Calendar: 5 Gray; Fryday [5 of 30]

Week: 1st Week of February

Zodiac:

Tropical (Typical) Zodiac: Aquarius (Day 16 of 30)

Sidereal Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 21 of 29)

Schmidt Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 10 of 27)

IAU Boundaries (Current) Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 16 of 28)

IAU Boundaries (1977) Zodiac: Capricornus (Day 17 of 28)

Calendar Changes

Poplar [Druid Tree Calendar] (thru 2.8)

[zerosecurity]

The Hidden Cost of Convenience: How Your Smart Devices Are Mapping Your Life

In an era where smart devices have become ubiquitous in our homes, a disturbing reality lurks beneath their convenient features. Is that robot vacuum diligently cleaning your floors? It's creating detailed 3D maps of your home. The biometric scanner at your local grocery store? It's collecting more than just payment data. These revelations come from data privacy experts Aram Senriq and Jesse Gilbert, authors of "The Secret Life of Data," who warn that our digital footprints are far more extensive – and permanent – than most people realize. "Data isn't really an object so much as it's a frame of mind," explains Senriq. "You can take any aspect of the human experience and reduce it to a set of numbers that has value for somebody somewhere." Take Amazon's Roomba, for instance. While marketed as a simple vacuum cleaner, its LIDAR sensors create comprehensive 3D maps of your home's interior, tracking everything from furniture placement to the number of residents and pets. According to Gilbert, this data has value far beyond improving cleaning efficiency. "The vacuuming function is why we invite them into our homes, but it's not the value for Amazon," he notes. This detailed spatial data helps build sophisticated consumer profiles that can be packaged and sold to third parties – or potentially accessed by government agencies without a warrant. The implications extend beyond individual privacy concerns. Amazon's acquisition of One Medical and its collection of biometric data through Whole Foods' palm-scanning payment system creates an unprecedented intersection of consumer behavior and health data. "Correlating your shopping habits with your medical risk factors... are very consequential and very high stakes," Gilbert warns. Even more troubling is how today's innocent data collection could have tomorrow's unforeseen consequences. The authors point to a stark example: during the decades when abortion was legal nationwide, millions of Americans used Google Maps to locate healthcare clinics. Post-Roe v. Wade, that same location data could potentially be used as evidence in criminal proceedings in states where abortion is now illegal. So what can consumers do? While completely opting out of digital services isn't realistic for most people, the authors suggest a three-pronged approach: - Support federal data privacy legislation - Take practical steps like using VPNs to encrypt personal data - Foster a culture of privacy awareness and normalized protective behaviors The message is clear: We need to move beyond the "nothing to hide" mindset and recognize that all data, like DNA, exists as part of an interconnected web that can reveal far more about us—and those connected to us—than we might imagine. As our homes and lives become increasingly connected, the question isn't just about what data we're willing to share today, but how that data might be used tomorrow. The convenience of smart devices comes with a price tag we're only beginning to understand. Read the full article

[smileyface234]

yo. i don't really have anything to ask but i saw that you were stressed about getting nothing but spambots. so here i am, a human being, sending you an ask ^w^ i also think we're mutuals? idk you reblog my stuff a lot and i reblog your stuff a lot.

anyways. hiiii! I hope you're having a good day. i just made brian david gilbert's "pepcorn" recipe for the second time ever. it was incredibly good and i'm so glad it worked out, because i've only got one block of butter left for the month and i'd like to use that on baking rather than popcorn (just got a bag of apples! apple crisps aplenty are incoming >:D), so having a delicious butterless popcorn recipe is a big relief. since i'm all out of like, chips and such, popcorn is my go-to "i need something crunchy and salty right now or i'm going to die" snack.

i'm out of things to say~.

Amazing, people do exist on this site after all. Anyways, hello! Yes you are all over my dash and we are mutuals lol. I have no clue what you're talking about with the popcorn but it sounds good. It makes me happy to hear about all the baking stuff, it's honestly one of the things I'm missing the most after moving out. I don't have like any ingredients for anything and I haven't had an excuse to buy them yet. Also I have a much smaller oven now so I'm gonna have to get used to that.

My day consisted of vacuuming, and being tired as hells at work. Super happy to be ending it off with an actual human person in my ask box tho :3

[judesmoonbeauty]

Ok, though his release date hasn’t been announced yet, I may or may not have already started to make a list/purchase snacks for Gilbert’s route launch date. I will be taking off work and I fully anticipate binging his route with all manner of sweets, appetizers, tea and alcohol (?)🤭, in honor of our gluttonous Cruel Beauty. 🍰🧁🍥🍬🍭

I think, maybe, just a little bit - I am obsessed.

[handeaux]

A ‘Wireless Wizard’ Showed Cincinnati Driverless Cars; He Really Wanted A Death Ray

It was Monday, 23 January 1928 on Court Street in Cincinnati. Three Willis automobiles rumbled around the Courthouse Square, flashing their lights, honking their horns, starting and stopping, shutting off and restarting their engines, turning this way and that. Not one of the three cars had a human in the driver’s seat. All were controlled by a wooden crate mounted on the running board, receiving radio signals from a “Wireless Wizard” manipulating a small radio transmitter. According to the Cincinnati Post:

“The wizard would fling a radio spark from his toylike transmitter. There would be a responsive click in the wireless apparatus on the auto. The wheels would move in any direction.”

The Wireless Wizard was a young man named Maurice J. Francill from Toledo, Ohio. Francill arrived in Cincinnati under the auspices of the Post to demonstrate the power of radio to transform modern life. Francill spent a week in town, not only driving automobiles in circles, but sending a conductorless streetcar eight blocks up Sycamore Street. Each evening, he amazed crowds at the local Wurlitzer shop on Fourth Street:

“In addition to playing all manner of automatic music instruments by remote control, he will make a radio broadcast phonograph record and play it back to his audience in the flash of a moment. He also will offer light and sound wave experiments on the music store program.”

While wowing the crowds by demonstrating his radio-control box, Francill opined about the future of American life, once radio had saturated the nation’s infrastructure.

“The wizard, Francill, says that someday every woman will carry a wireless dual-phone in her handbag – that she not only can talk over it with the maid at home, but that she can see through it exactly what is taking place there.”

Francill predicted that every household appliance will one day be operated by radio, with vacuum sweepers operated at the touch of a button and basement laundry machines controlled from the lady’s boudoir. (Francill was less than forthcoming about how the dirty clothes would find their way to the laundry and how the clean clothes would return to the closet, but who is quibbling?)

In Cincinnati, Francill was a decided sensation, Over the course of his six-day visit to the Queen City, he presented 18 driverless automobile exhibitions, a sold-out demonstration of radio-controlled appliances at Keith’s Theater and inspirational visits to local high schools.

On top of whatever the Post paid him for this week-long residency, Francill earned some financial icing by endorsing local products. The Veazey-Miller Willis dealership on Gilbert Avenue provided the Willis automobiles for his experiments, with full tanks of Caldwell & Taylor’s “Original Benzol Gas,” lubricated with Pennzoil products and relying on Prest-O-Lite batteries. The Electric Shop contributed appliances for use on stage, and Wurlitzer touted Francill’s approval of the company’s home entertainment consoles.

Who was this “Wireless Wizard” and where did he come from? Although identified as an engineer, none of the newspapers suggested he had actually studied engineering anywhere. Records for anyone named Maurice J. Francill are sparse and sometimes contradictory.

That’s because Maurice J. Francill was the stage name of a man named Francis Cowgill, born in Marion, Ohio around 1896. Cowgill worked for a time in the factories around his hometown. The 1920 census records him as a foreman and inspector at an automobile factory. In 1918 the Marion Star announced that Francis Cowgill was “putting Marion on the map” by designing weaponry for the United States Navy. In particular, the newspaper reported that Cowgill had developed contact mines for the Navy that were “in actual use,” and was now pitching two types of aerial bombs to the U.S. War Department.

After the war, Cowgill launched a career in show business as a one-man vaudeville act juggling and wire-walking. He began adding magic tricks to his repertoire and started tinkering with remote control devices to enliven his show. That’s when he created the “Francill” name by chopping off the end of his first name and the beginning of his surname and splicing them together. Pretty soon the radio component of his act became the centerpiece and he was off on a decade of remote-control exhibitions – milking cows, baking bread, operating a laundry and running entire factories in addition to running driverless autos through their paces.

As World War II loomed, Maurice/Francis went back to his earlier career in creating armaments and created his electronic triumph – a Death Ray. According to the Cincinnati Post [2 March 1940], Francill offered his homicidal device to Ohio Governor John W. Bricker as a quicker, more humane, method of execution than the electric chair, but state law mandated the chair in Ohio. Francill claimed that his Death Ray had killed rats in preliminary tests.

Twenty-two years later, Cowgill was still trying to sell his Death Ray and told the Columbus Dispatch [29 April 1962] that, if he didn’t build one, somebody else would, Cowgill claimed “four or five others in this country” were working on one.

“It’s quite possible that the ray could operate off of a couple of flash-light batteries.”

Cowgill told Dispatch reporter Dan Clancy that the Death Ray he envisioned could do much more than simply kill people. It could cut down the Golden Gate Bridge, for example.

“You could just slice it off at each end and take another cut up the middle for good measure.”

Cowgill told Clancy that his Death Ray worked by disrupting the ability of hemoglobin to carry oxygen. Rats struck by the Death Ray fell paralyzed and then died. Cowgill claimed he never killed any people with his Death Ray, but confessed he’d thought of doing so.

The man born Francis Cowgill died in 1974 and is buried as Maurice J. Francill in Marion Cemetery. He appeared in court to fight a Marion traffic ticket as Francill in 1953, suggesting he had legally changed his name. However, the Ohio Bar Association sued Francis Cowgill in 1970 under his birth name for practicing law – advising inventors about patent regulations – without a license, so maybe he hadn’t.

Adding to the mystery is the outcome of his research on a Death Ray? Do plans exist? Was a prototype constructed? Were any more rats sacrificed? The answers are out there somewhere.

[flutishly]

GGF rewatch, part 3 - Season 1 wrap-up

Note: I started writing this post a few months ago. Things have happened since which affected my ability to get this post out. I haven't picked up The Great Webseries Rewatch since, but I intend to, once things... settle. In the meantime, I'll wrap up this loose thread.

I didn't even process how quickly the end was coming up. I sped through the last batch of Green Gables Fables episodes with such ease that it just... happened.

GGF has aged remarkably well.

More than so many other shows, GGF has an excellent sense of environment and world. Its side characters exist in a way that makes them feel entirely alive and not just when they're on the screen for Anne-the-blogger's sake. There is a sense that Avonlea is richly populated, even beyond what Anne specifically shows us and shares with us. Things like the writing group, Anne having her friends show up on camera (as young people are wont to do), and the creative writing class project that has everyone doing vlogs (which really is unfair when everyone knows Anne already has a vlog, it's totally favoritism!) all give space for characters to exist on their own terms.

GGF also does one thing which at the time distinguished it from other amateur (and not-amateur webseries): It included an adult. The fact that GGF shows Matthew as a living, breathing, awkward character is delightful. It's lovely because it also shows that Anne's life and choices and mistakes don't exist in a vacuum. When GGF was airing, it struck me as "okay, that's nice" rather than something which actually helps make GGF an excellent adaptation.

There's not all that much effort to modernize, truthfully. GGF never strays too far from the original text (or its intention). Because Anne of Green Gables is still fairly modern itself (or at least still resonates fairly well with the modern reader, all things considered), there aren't needs for huge leaps in order to get the story to work.

Even the romance! Where a lot of the literary webseries needed to make sure that their characters were neatly packed off to relationships by the end (some of which didn't necessarily make sense and some of which were expressly changed so that they could make sense), Anne of Green Gables has no such demand. Anne and Gilbert have the ultimate realistic relationship, in terms of its ups and downs and complications. It's slow. It's powerful. It continues to enchant young readers. GGF sticks to the original script, which I think helps keep it feeling relevant and earned.

GGF also does an excellent job with... minutiae. Ruby remains one of my favorite adapted characters, in large part because she appears on screen as someone whole, who just happened to have not yet been featured and then continues to develop with the confidence and ease of a fully-drawn character. (She's also very well-acted.) Her vlogs don't amount to a subplot (in this season, at least) and they just give space to a human being. It doesn't feel like there's a message that needs to come across or a niche that needs filling (a la Maria Lu in LBD). This is evident in Anne's vlogs as well, where the ever-engaging Mandy Harmon sometimes vlogs about things that really don't fit to any expected plot points, but still give you a rich sense of the character and her world. It's good storytelling.

Ultimately, I'm left with little to say other than... yeah, this has held up. Green Gable Fables feels richer and smarter and deeper almost a decade after the fact than when it first aired, which I think is a combination of my increased appreciation for what it does so well, my better understanding of the source text (I actually hadn't read AoGG when I first started watching GGF and indeed read it because of GGF!), and the way I've seen other shows try to do what GGF is able to do so seamlessly here. I'm exceedingly pleased that I chose this as my second show for the rewatch project; it has held up so well and was just a wonderful rewatch overall. And if you've never seen it before? You're in for a great time.

[drkarenhawk]

Overcoming Self-Doubt and Negative Thinking with Dr. Karen Hawk

Self-doubt and negative thinking are common obstacles that can prevent individuals from reaching their full potential. Whether it's questioning one’s abilities, doubting decisions, or feeling inadequate, these negative thought patterns can create barriers to success and personal happiness. Dr. Karen Hawk, a psychologist in Gilbert, Arizona, specializes in helping individuals break free from self-doubt and negative thinking. Through compassionate support and evidence-based techniques, Dr. Hawk empowers her clients to transform their inner dialogue, build confidence, and embrace a more positive mindset. By understanding the root causes of negative thinking and learning how to challenge these patterns, individuals can reclaim their sense of self-worth and unlock their full potential.

Understanding Self-Doubt and Negative Thinking

Self-doubt is a pervasive feeling of uncertainty about one’s abilities or worth. It often manifests as an inner voice that questions personal decisions, accomplishments, and capabilities. This voice of doubt can lead individuals to second-guess themselves, avoid new opportunities, or procrastinate on important tasks. Similarly, negative thinking involves focusing on pessimistic or self-critical thoughts that can undermine confidence and reinforce feelings of inadequacy. Over time, these patterns can become deeply ingrained, affecting one’s mental health, relationships, and overall quality of life.

Dr Karen Hawk Psychologist Phoenix helps her clients recognize the impact of self-doubt and negative thinking on their lives. She creates a safe space for individuals to explore the origins of these thought patterns, whether they stem from past experiences, societal pressures, or childhood conditioning. By identifying these patterns, clients can begin to understand why they feel the way they do and take the first step toward changing their internal narrative. Dr. Hawk’s compassionate approach provides clients with the tools they need to overcome these negative thought patterns and build a healthier mindset.

Identifying the Root Causes of Negative Thinking

Negative thinking does not occur in a vacuum; it is often the result of deep-seated beliefs or past experiences. These thoughts may arise from early childhood experiences, critical feedback from others, or societal expectations that place unrealistic demands on individuals. For example, an individual who grew up with a perfectionistic parent may develop an internalized belief that they are never “good enough,” leading to chronic self-doubt. Similarly, someone who has faced repeated failure or criticism may develop negative thinking patterns that reinforce feelings of inadequacy.

Dr. Karen Hawk works with clients to uncover the root causes of their negative thinking. Through introspective techniques such as journaling, guided reflection, and cognitive-behavioral therapy (CBT), Dr. Hawk helps individuals examine the beliefs and experiences that shape their current mindset. Understanding the origin of these thought patterns allows clients to challenge and reframe them. Dr Karen Hawk Psychologist Phoenix supports clients in addressing these past experiences and beliefs, helping them replace old narratives with more empowering and positive self-perceptions.

Challenging Negative Thoughts with Cognitive-Behavioral Techniques

One of the most effective ways to combat self-doubt and negative thinking is through cognitive-behavioral techniques (CBT). CBT is a therapeutic approach that helps individuals identify, challenge, and change negative thought patterns. It teaches people how to recognize automatic negative thoughts (ANTs), assess their validity, and replace them with more balanced, rational thoughts.

Dr. Karen Hawk utilizes CBT techniques to help clients reframe their thinking. For instance, when a client experiences self-doubt, Dr Karen Hawk Psychologist Phoenix encourages them to examine the evidence for and against their negative beliefs. She helps them identify cognitive distortions, such as overgeneralization (e.g., "I always fail") or catastrophizing (e.g., "This mistake will ruin everything"), and replace them with more realistic and constructive thoughts. By consistently practicing these techniques, clients can train their minds to respond more positively to challenges and setbacks. Over time, this shift in mindset leads to greater self-confidence and a reduced tendency to doubt oneself.

Cultivating Self-Compassion to Combat Negative Thinking

Self-compassion is the practice of treating oneself with kindness, understanding, and patience, particularly during moments of struggle or failure. Many individuals who struggle with self-doubt and negative thinking tend to be overly critical of themselves. They may berate themselves for perceived mistakes or flaws, leading to a cycle of negativity and low self-esteem. Cultivating self-compassion allows individuals to break free from this cycle and approach themselves with greater empathy and acceptance.

Dr. Karen Hawk emphasizes the importance of self-compassion in overcoming self-doubt. She teaches clients to adopt a gentle and supportive inner dialogue, particularly during moments of vulnerability. Dr Karen Hawk Psychologist encourages clients to treat themselves as they would treat a friend—offering words of encouragement, understanding, and care rather than harsh criticism. By practicing self-compassion, individuals can reduce the intensity of their negative thoughts and foster a more positive relationship with themselves. This shift in mindset promotes emotional resilience and helps clients develop greater confidence in their abilities.

Setting Realistic Expectations and Embracing Imperfection

One of the key contributors to self-doubt is the pressure to be perfect. Many individuals with negative thinking patterns hold themselves to unrealistically high standards, leading to chronic dissatisfaction and feelings of inadequacy. The fear of making mistakes or not meeting expectations can prevent individuals from taking risks, trying new things, or pursuing their goals.

Dr. Karen Hawk helps clients set realistic expectations and embrace the concept of imperfection. She encourages individuals to view mistakes as opportunities for growth rather than evidence of failure. By reframing the narrative around imperfection, Dr. Hawk helps clients reduce the pressure they place on themselves and embrace their humanity. She works with clients to establish achievable goals that align with their values and capabilities, allowing them to experience success without the burden of unrealistic expectations. This shift in perspective fosters greater self-acceptance and encourages individuals to take action without fear of making mistakes.

Strengthening Confidence Through Small Wins

Building confidence is an incremental process that requires patience, practice, and a willingness to take small steps toward success. Individuals who struggle with self-doubt often avoid challenges or delay taking action out of fear of failure. However, taking action—no matter how small—can help build momentum and increase confidence over time.

Dr Karen Hawk Psychologist Phoenix encourages her clients to set small, manageable goals that allow them to experience success and build confidence. By achieving even the smallest goals, individuals can prove to themselves that they are capable and competent. Dr. Hawk works with clients to identify areas where they can take action, whether it’s speaking up in a meeting, applying for a new job, or taking on a new project. Each success, no matter how minor, contributes to building self-confidence and reducing the hold of self-doubt.

Building a Positive Support System

Overcoming self-doubt and negative thinking is not a journey that needs to be taken alone. Having a strong support system of friends, family, and mentors can provide encouragement, validation, and perspective during challenging times. A positive support network can help individuals counter negative thoughts and remind them of their strengths and capabilities.

Dr Karen Hawk Psychologist Phoenix helps her clients build a positive support system by fostering healthy relationships and encouraging them to seek out people who uplift and inspire them. She also works with clients to develop assertive communication skills, allowing them to express their needs and boundaries with others. By surrounding themselves with positive influences, individuals can counterbalance their negative thoughts with the encouragement and affirmation they need to thrive.

Moving Forward with Dr. Karen Hawk’s Guidance

Self-doubt and negative thinking are powerful obstacles, but they can be overcome with the right strategies and support. Dr Karen Hawk Psychologist, a psychologist in Gilbert, Arizona, provides compassionate and evidence-based guidance to help individuals break free from these limiting thought patterns. Through CBT techniques, self-compassion practices, and confidence-building strategies, Dr. Hawk empowers her clients to challenge their negative thinking and cultivate a more positive and empowering mindset.

If you are struggling with self-doubt or negative thinking, Dr. Karen Hawk is here to help. With her expert support and personalized approach, you can learn to overcome your inner critic, embrace your strengths, and develop the confidence to live a fulfilling life. Reach out to Dr. Hawk today and take the first step toward overcoming self-doubt and negative thinking for good.

[brookston]

Holidays 2.4

Holidays

Across the Universe Day

Armed Struggle Day (Angola)

Box Tree Day (French Republic)

Carl Rogers Day

Colour Supplement Day (UK)

Create-A-Vacuum Day

Day for Change (UN)

Facebook Friends Day

Farmer’s Day (Taiwan)

First Sitting of the People’s Majils (Maldives)

General Thaddeus Kosciuszko Day (Poland)

Hank Aaron Day

I Heart Horror Day

International Day of Human Fraternity (UN)

King Frost Day (London, before WWI)

Kosciusko Day (Poland)

Liberace Day

Lifeguard Day (Argentina)

Montgomery Convention Day

National Day of Courage

National Hemp Day

National Quacker Day

National Wicker Day

Obscurity Day

Philippine-AmericanWar Memorial Day (Philippines)

Port Arthur Day

Rissun (Japan)

Rosa Parks Day (California, Missouri) [also 12.1]

Semen Den (Seeds Day; Bulgaria)

Special Working Day (China)

Spoiled Cats’ Day

Thank A Mail Carrier Day

Torture Abolition Day

Transit Equity Day

USO Day

Willie Mays Day

World Cancer Day

Zombie Pride Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Homemade Soup Day

Medjool Date Day

National Stuffed Mushroom Day

Pork Rind Appreciation Day

Nature Celebrations

International Unicorn Day

Red Primrose (Natural Beauty; Korean Birth Flowers)

Independence, Flag & Related Days

Celebration of the Beginning of the Struggle for Liberation (Angola)

Liberation Day (Angola)

Sri Lanka (from UK, 1948)

1st Tuesday in February

African-American Coaches Day [1st Tuesday]

International Eggplant Day [1st Tuesday]

Safer Internet Day [1st Tuesday]

Taco Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

Takeout Tuesday [1st Tuesday of Each Month]

Target Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

Tater Tot Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

To-Do List Tuesday [1st Tuesday of Each Month]

Tranquil Tuesday [1st Tuesday of Each Month]

Trivia Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

Two For Tuesday [Every Tuesday]

Weekly Holidays beginning February 4 (1st Week of February)

National Green Week (thru 4.30) [From 1st Full Week]

Festivals Beginning February 4, 2025

Cattlecon (San Antonio, Texas) [thru 2.6]

Colusa Farm Show (Colusa, California) [thru 2.6]

Empire State Producers Expo (Geneva, New York) [thru 2.5]

Iowa AG Expo (Des Moines, Iowa) [thru 2.6]

Sapporo Snow Festival (Sapporo, Japan) [thru 2.11]

Spokane Ag Expo (Spokane, Washington) [thru 2.6]

Taipei International Book Exhibition (Taipei, Taiwan) [thru 2.9]

Lunar Calendar Holidays

Chinese: Month 1 (Wu-Yin), Day 7 (Jia-Chen)

Day Pillar: Wood Dragon

12-Day Officers/12 Gods: Full Day (满 Man) [Inauspicious]

Holidays: Spring Festival Golden Week

Secular Saints Days

Hank Aaron (Sports)

Manuel Álvarez Bravo (Photography)

Alice Cooper (Music)

Robert Coover (Literature)

Lisa Eichhorn (Entertainment)

Louis Eilshemius (Art)

Betty Friedan (Philosophy)

Fernand Léger (Art)

Ida Lupino (Entertainment)

Emperor Joshua Norton (Politics)

E.J. Pratt (Poetry)

Jacques Prévert (Poetry)

George Romero (Entertainment)

Norman Wisdom (Entertainment)

Feast Days

Aeschylus (Positivist; Saint)

Amaterasu’s Day (Pagan)

Andrew Corsini (Christian; Saint)

Annoy the Neighbors Day (Pastafarian)

Beith Day (a..k.a. Birch Day; Celtic Book of Days)

Biezputras Diena (Porridge Day; Ancient Latvia) [or Sun before Feb 23]

Cornelius the Centurion (Anglican Church; Saint)

Day of the Fart of Abu Hassan (Church of the SubGenius) 

Emperor Norton (Humanism)

Gilbert (Christian; Saint)

Gilbert of Sempringham (Christian; Saint)

Goldrofe of Arganil (Christian; Saint)

Gumby (Animism; Saint)

Home Cleansing Ritual Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Isidore of Pelusium (Christian; Saint)

Jane (or Joan, Queen of France; Christian; Saint)

John de Britto (Christian; Saint)

Joseph of Leonissa (Christian; Saint)

Modan (Christian; Saint)

Nicholas Studites (Christian; Saint)

Phileas and Philoromus (Christian; Martyrs)

Rabanus Maurus (Christian; Saint)

Rembertof Torhout (Christian; Saint)

Rimbert (Archbishop of Bremen;  Christian; Saint)

The State of Indiana (Muppetism)

Theophilus the Penitent (Christian; Saint)

Veronica (Christian; Saint)

Zeus Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint) 

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Dismal Day (Unlucky or Evil Day; Medieval Europe; 3 of 24)

Egyptian Day (Dies Mala Unlucky Day; Middle Ages Europe) [3 of 24]

Fatal Day (Pagan) [4 of 24]

Lucky Day (Philippines) [8 of 71]

Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Film; 1994)

Across the Universe, recorded by The Beatles (Song; 1968)

The Atrocity Exhibition, by J.G. Ballard (Novel; 1970)

Bennie and the Jets, by Elton John (Song; 1974)

Candle in the Wind, by Elton John (Song; 1974)

The Case of the Maltese Chicken (Inspector Willoughby Cartoon; 1964)

The Cloverfield Paradox (Film; 2018)

Col. Heeza Liar on the Jump (Paramount-Bray Pictograph Cartoon; 1917)

Colour Supplement in the Sunday Times (UK Newspaper; 1962)

The Devil’s Tower (Animated TV Show;Jonny Quest #21; 1965)

Dick Tracy (Radio Series; 1934)

Dizzy Dishes (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1955)

Down in Dixie (Mutt & Jeff Cartoon; 1923)

End of the Century, by The Ramones (Album; 1980)

Evita, by Andrew Lloyd Webber (Album; 1977)

Facebook (Social Media App; 2004)

Fresh Off the Boat (TV Series; 2015)

Gambling with the Gulf Stream (Technical Romances Bray Cartoon; 1923)

Hen Fruit (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoon; 1929)

Hep Cat Symphony (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1949)

His Day Off (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1938)

The Human Comedy, buy William Saroyan (Novel; 1943)

Justice League: War (WB Animated Film; 2014)

Ko-Ko’s Germ Jam (Fleischer Inkwell Imps Cartoon; 1928)

The Last Juror, by John Grisham (Novel; 2004)

The Last of the Mohicans (Novel; 1826)

The Lion’s Busy (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1961)

Magic Strength (Phantasies Cartoon; 1944)

Moonfall (Film; 2022)

Mr. Fuller Pep: His Wife Goes for a Rest (Powers Cartoon; 1917)

Naked (Film; 1994)

19th Nervous Breakdown, by The Rolling Stones (Song; 1966)

One Step Ahead of My Shadow (WB MM Cartoon; 1933)

On the Avenue (Film; 1937)

Our Town, by Thornton Wilder (Play; 1938)

Patton (Film; 1970)

Piano Concerto in E Major, by Reynaldo Hahn (Piano Concerto; 1931)

Poor Is Keeler (Hearst-Vitagraph News Pictorial Cartoon; 1916)

The Puppy Express (Hot Dog Bray Cartoon; 1926)

Purl (SparkShorts Pixar Cartoon; 2019)

Putting Fritz on the Water Wagon (Paramount-Bray Pictographs Cartoon; 1918)

Reacher (TV Series; 2022)

The Road Less Traveled: A New Psychology of Love, Traditional Values and Spiritual Growth, by M. Scott Peck (Self-Help Book; 1978)

Rumours, by Fleetwood Mac (Album; 1977)

Scrappy’s Trip to Mars (Scrappy Cartoon; 1938)

Señor Saint, by Leslie Charteris (Short Stories 1958) [Saint #34]

Sock It To Me Baby, by Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels (Song; 1967)

The Story of a Speeder Cop (Hearst-Vitagraph News Pictorial Cartoon; 1916)

A Study in Brown, by Glen Gray and His Casa Loma Orchestra (Song; 1937)

Throwing the Bull (Hearst-Vitagraph News Pictorial Cartoon; 1917)

Two Days to Doom or The Last Weekend (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 253; 1964)

Two Moose is Loose or Which One Has the Phoney? (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S5, Ep. 254; 1964)

The Ugly Dachshund (Film; 1966)

Videodrome (Film; 1983)

The Wedding Date (Film; 2005)

White Christmas, recorded by The Drifters (Song; 1954)

Why Play Leapfrog (Fun Facts About America MGM Cartoon; 1950)

Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (Disney Cartoon; 1966)

Zeno's Conscience, by Italo Svevo (Novel; 1923)

Today’s Name Days

Andreas, Rabanus, Veronika (Austria)

Andrija, Ivan, Izidor, Veronika (Croatia)

Jarmila (Czech Republic)

Veronica (Denmark)

Arma, Armi, Armiida, Meida, Miida (Estonia)

Armi, Ronja (Finland)

Véronique (France)

Andreas, Jenny, Veronika (Germany)

Asimakis, Asimina, Malamati, Simeon, Stamatia, Stamatis (Greece)

Csenge, Ráhel (Hungary)

Biago, Gilberto (Italy)

Daila, Veronika (Latvia)

Andrius, Arvilė, Gustas, Joana, Vydmantas (Lithuania)

Vera, Veronika (Norway)

Andrzej, Gilbert, Jan, Joanna, Józef, Mariusz, Weronika, Witosława (Poland)

Isidor (Romania)

Anastasia (Russia)

Veronika (Slovakia)

Gilberto, Juan, Juana (Spain)

Anselm, Ansgar (Sweden)

Byron, Gilbert, Gilberta, Gilberto, Gilmer (USA)

Today’s National Name Days

National Israel Day

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 35 of 2025; 330 days remaining in the year

ISO Week: Day 2 of Week 6 of 2025

Celtic Tree Calendar: Luis (Rowan) [Day 15 of 28]

Chinese: Month 1 (Wu-Yin), Day 7 (Jia-Chen)

Chinese Year of the: Snake 4723 (until February 17, 2026) [Ding-Chou]

Coptic: 27 Tubah 1741

Druid Tree Calendar: Poplar (Feb 4-8) [Day 1 of 5]

Hebrew: 6 Shevat 5785

Islamic: 5 Sha’ban 1446

Julian: 22 January 2025

Moon: 43%: Waxing Crescent

Positivist: 7 Homer (2nd Month) [Aeschylus)

Runic Half Month: Elhaz (Elk) [Day 14 of 15]

Season: Winter (Day 46 of 90)

SUn Calendar: 5 Gray; Fryday [5 of 30]

Week: 1st Week of February

Zodiac:

Tropical (Typical) Zodiac: Aquarius (Day 16 of 30)

Sidereal Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 21 of 29)

Schmidt Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 10 of 27)

IAU Boundaries (Current) Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 16 of 28)

IAU Boundaries (1977) Zodiac: Capricornus (Day 17 of 28)

Calendar Changes

Poplar [Druid Tree Calendar] (thru 2.8)

[cactus-wren-restoration]

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