#Giant hoagies

[publiccollectors]

A vintage brochure for Cap'n Nemo's giant party subs, from Chicago, unearthed in the papers of my wife's late uncle. It's such a great thing that he preserved this for future generations. Does anyone know what year this is from?

[bonkalore]

Sometimes a family is a couple of humans, a pig, and a giant demon!

Little orphan boy Danny spent most of his life without family OR friends up until this most recent year and he's a bit overwhelmed. I had in mind this might be for his bday, which he normally has negative feelings towards, but maybe changing how things were will help that along?

[scribbiesan]

Mind the claws…

@bonkalore made something for your Bleeding Magic AU! Art bug bit me and stuck around long enough to have some fun with this scaly aquatic dude and his pig friend.

Imma go to bed now. It hella late. Night night

(Wasn’t feeling up to shading these sadly. Maybe the next piece?)

Toodles~!

Edit: ignore the sketch layer being visible on some, I am aware and don’t care. Love youuuu

[bellyasks]

menu for a restaurant that specializes in overstuffing its customers (aka a silly prompt list)

Ask your server about dietary accommodations. Each meal is made to order, substitutions and alternative ingredients are available! All meats may be replaced with plant-based alternatives upon request. (And pick a meal to feed your favorite character--if they can finish it, they get one dessert on the house!)

Breakfast (all orders come with a side of home fries, fresh fruit, or your choice of meat)

Full Stack of Pancakes - Emphasis on "full." Lucky seven big fluffy pancakes, each with a different additive of your choice.

Big Ol' Bagel - A hefty bagel the size of your plate, toasted to order and topped with whatever you'd like.

Ostrich Egg Omelette - Okay, not really, but this omelette is made with two dozen eggs--the equivalent of one ostrich egg--and filled with your choice of meat and veggies.

Loaf of French Toast - A dozen thick slices of French toast topped with whipped cream and fresh berries.

Plus Size Pork Roll - A classic pork roll egg & cheese on our signature giant bagel.

Lunch (all orders come with a side of chips or fries)

Peanut Butter & Jelly Belly - The biggest PB&J you've ever seen, slathered generously on a buttery toasted baguette.

Quadruple Decker Club Sandwich - Your choice of meat with mayo, lettuce, tomato, and bacon, heaped on between four slices of bread.

Piece-A Pizza - This slice is equivalent in size to an entire large pizza and covered with your choice of toppings. Perfect for people who are lying to themselves when they say they'll just have one piece.

Double Footlong - Two feet of classic Italian hoagie on a fresh-baked roll.

Stomach Stretcher - They say eating a head of lettuce is a great way to stretch your stomach out, and that's exactly what this giant salad will do. We bring you the lettuce, you take it to the salad bar and add the rest.

Dinner (all orders come with a side of rice, fries, baked or mashed potato, or a fresh vegetable medley unless marked *)

Sushi Bloat Boat - A sushi boat big enough for a full table, pricey to share but free for any one person who manages to finish it alone.

Box of Pasta - A full 16oz box of pasta (your choice of spaghetti, penne, or linguine) tossed in Alfredo, marinara, or a white wine sauce. Add your choice of meat for an extra $2.

Full Size Fish & Chips* - An entire 10-20lb cod (ask your server about choosing a fish) cleaned, battered, fried, and served with steak fries.

The Whole Farm* - A barbecue variety platter. Pulled pork, brisket, ribs, and chicken breast slathered in our signature sauce, with an ear of corn, baked beans, and coleslaw on the side.

Raised Steak - A 48oz grilled ribeye. Also available as an equivalent weight of seasoned and grilled portobello mushrooms.

Dessert

Paint Can - A creamy and colorful milkshake served in a one gallon paint can. See the ice cream counter for today's available flavors.

Loaf of Bread Pudding - Warm bread pudding made with an entire loaf of bread, topped with an optional scoop of vanilla ice cream.

Root Beer Bloat - A classic float with your choice of ice cream. The twist is that this dessert holds two liters of root beer and a portion of ice cream to match.

Burp-day Cake - A seven-layer slice of chocolate cake guaranteed to be the size of your head or it's free, topped with a thick crust of fizzy Pop Rocks.

Gobbler Cobbler - A pie-sized dish of peach, blueberry, or apple cobbler, topped with three optional scoops of vanilla ice cream.

[drpeppertummy]

Draw a pregnant woman in denial or a bloated woman that think she’s pregnant. Either/or

[ID: a drawing of a woman looking down at her bulging tummy with a panicked expression, holding her hands to her head and saying "oh shit oh shit I'm not ready." her belly is labeled "giant hoagie."]

[bumblekastclips]

KYLE CROUSE: Here’s one from— a SuperChat from Joey the Sonic fan. “What’s every IDW Sonic villain’s favorite food?” Go ahead.[TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE: I clipped some audio of technical difficulties here, hence the somewhat abrupt cut.]

IAN FLYNN: Favorite food… we’ve seen Eggman with his giant hoagies, so we’re gonna assume he likes a good sandwich. KYLE: I, uh, I also enjoy a good sandwich. [chuckles] IAN: Uh, Starline also appreciates a good sandwich because that’s what the Doctor eats, and therefore it’s clearly what he should enjoy immensely. KYLE: Yup, mhm. IAN: Um, Rough and Tumble like the absolute greasiest, cheapest, nastiest take-out pizza. Like, it’s cardboard with ketchup. It’s vile, no one should like it, they are the only people who eat it, and they swear that it’s a delicacy. KYLE: Uh-huh. [laughs] IAN: Um… let’s see. Surge really enjoyed chili dogs until she found out that was Sonic’s thing, and now she hates them. KYLE: Uh-huh, but she also still really likes them… just secretly. IAN: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so what— what is like, the antithesis of a chili dog? …Bacon cheeseburger? KYLE: [chuckles] I don’t know. It seems those are complimentary, I don’t know… IAN: [unintelligible] ‘Cause I don’t see— I don’t think she would even go so far as to, like, eat a salad. KYLE: Switch over to health food? IAN: Yeah. Maybe she— KYLE: Or maybe she just eats— IAN: Nah, maybe she embraces the chili dog because it’s going to be her chili dog from now on. That’s her thing. KYLE: I was just gonna say, maybe she just eats the hot dog with no bun, or anything. IAN: [laughs] Just grabs a fistful of chili, grabs the hot dog at the same time, shoves the whole thing into her face? KYLE: [interrupting] No, no, no chili. Just the dog. She doesn’t even cook it, she just rips it right out of the package and starts gnawing on it like a freakin’ dog. IAN: [laughing] KYLE: There you go! IAN: Ah, and Mimic enjoys shaved ice. KYLE: There you go, sure. Why not? [chuckles] Not much of a food, but… and I should know, I eat a lot of ice. I’m one of those perpetual ice chewers. IAN: Mhm, right there with ‘ya.

—— TRANSCRIBER’S NOTE: Please remember that nothing that is said on BumbleKast is canon! It’s just some guys and their opinions occasionally spitballing ideas. If you don’t like an answer, you don’t have to take it as Word of God or anything like that. It’s all just for fun!

[roguephenon]

The Life of Joaquin (Cold Reception Finale Part 1)

Link has been reestablished. Now resuming transmission.

five years ago

It was a warm, inviting Saturday morning because all the best things happen on a Saturday morning. It meant sleeping in at the end of the standard work-week (if you were lucky), it meant endless bowls of Rainbow Munchies while watching new episodes of Yipper Squadron Force. It meant the start of the weekend, that glorious time of the week every single kid looked forward to the world over.

For sector V, however, this particular Saturday was extra special.

In the towering heights of their treehouse, sheltered from the blistering sun with layer upon layer of evergreen leaves and canopy, three children stood waiting in a large corridor; two boys and a girl. The girl, cool and laid back as ever, was perched on a low-hanging branch, leisurely flipping through Hip Preteen Weekly to pass the time.

The two boys were doing something a bit more involved.

"Careful back there!" Nigel fussed. The commander of the team stood on a stool, arms spread parallel to the floor. He was dressed to the nines; garbed in his ceremonial KND commander dress blues. The crisp beige material hugged his torso, and the feather of the cap dangled inward, tickling his nose. His brows crinkled in irritation. "Everything has to be presentable, so take extra care to—OW! Watch it!"

"Well, sooorrr—ry!" Hoagie grumbled, leaning away from Nigel, some sowing pins tucked between his lips as his fingers pinched a loose thread. "Wouldn't be such a problem if your butt wasn't so big."

Nigel looked scandalized. "My butt is not that big!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever you say," Hoagie mumbled, sowing up a hole in Nigel's pants. "Now hold still."

"I am holding still."

"Well, hold still-er!"

"Would you two chill out?" Abby remarked, she lowered her magazine to peer down at them. "Already enough going on without you getting all worked up."

Nigel's hands went to his hips, leaning forward with a smidgen of sass in his posture (despite Hoagie's protests behind him). "So sorry I'm trying to make a firm first impression and set a good example for my team, Numbuh 5."

Abby lazily arched a brow. "The only example you're setting is how to look like a dork."

"I do not look like a dork. I look like a very, professional sector leader." Nigel blew a raspberry, crossing his arms and looking away. "At least some of us are taking this seriously and dressing up."

Abby spread her arms, hands folding in to highlight her trademark day-to-day style. "Baby, when you look this good, you ain't gotta dress up."

"Sounds like a loophole to stay causal and skirt dress code to me."

Hoagie seemed primed to explode. "Nigel, I swear if you don't hold still—"

"Guuuuuys, I'm tired," Wally whined from across the hall. "Why we gotta do all this fuss anyway?"

"It's a very important day, Numbuh 4," Nigel explained. "This will be the very first litter hamsters born under the new, reinstated sector V." He straightened his posture, his expression shifting to one of seriousness as he continued. "And as tradition dictates, it's crucial that we properly welcome our newest recruits. It's for good luck."

Hoagie finally managed to secure the loose thread, stepping back to admire his handiwork. "There! Good as new."

Nigel nodded in approval before turning his attention to Abby. "Numbuh 5, you remembered to prepare the ceremonial blankey, correct?"

Abby grinned, folding her magazine neatly and setting it aside. She reached under the branch, unfurling a hemstitched rainbow pattern blanket. "Done and done, baby."

Hopping off the stool, Nigel sauntered up and ran his fingers through the material. Smiling satisfied, he turned in Wally's direction. "And Numbuh 4, make sure to keep running."

"This is so stupid," Wally fumed. The boy was sprinting in a giant hamster wheel, dozens of cables plugged into a generator and feeding back to the central power core. He panted like a dog, slowing to take a quick sip from the giant sipper bottle. Thirst quenched, he scowled at his so-called 'friends' who put him up to this. "Why aren't the mangy hamsters doing this? It's their cruddy job!"

"They're taking the day off to greet the new babies," Hoagie answered. He looked to his left and grinned. "Look at 'em; they're excited!"

Huddled around the door and window of the infirmary were thousands of hamsters. They formed a squeaking, fluffy wall as they tried to look through the window to get a sneak peek at the newborns.

Hoagie strode aside Wally, fishing in his pocket for a protein bar. He unraveled the snack and held it up to his best buddy. "So, someone's gotta keep backup power going in case of an emergency."

Wally huffed but took a bite of the bar anyway. Mouth full, he grumbled. "But why does it hafta be me?"

Nigel crossed his arms. "You drew the short straw."

"There was only one straw. AND YOU MADE ME GO FIRST!"

"And that's what you get for trying to cheat at rock paper scissors."

"I keep tellin' ya, lasers should count!"

"Alright, alright, that's enough," Abby said, jumping down with the blanket tucked under one arm while the other waved her hand in a pacifying manner. She spared Wally a look. "Ya get first pick of the next ice cream shipment for doing this, so suck it up. 'Sides, ya only gotta hold out 'til the babies are born."

"And how long is that gonna take, Miss-Know-it-All?"

Abby shrugged. Behind her, Hoagie mulled it over, stroking his chin. "Hmm, hard to say, pal. Don't know the ins and outs of hamster labor, but I've heard it could take hours. Heck, maybe even days."

Wally paled. "Days!?"

"THEY'RE HERE!"

[mangosundae]

Hopping on the regional Miku trend to present: South Jersey Miku. She loves the Eagles, hates the Giants, and buys her hoagies from Wawa. She spends her summers working at Rita’s and buying crab fries on the Ocean City boardwalk. Also, it’s pork roll, not Taylor Ham.

[secondimpact]

saw a video of a guy making a four foot sandwich and all i could think about was homer eating that giant hoagie

[fallen-gabrielle]

Sector V Treehouse screenshots Part 4

Hoagie's room is the biggest but mostly because it's also a hangar. But not the hangar. He sleeps in that airplane that he crashed into the wall, and has his study on top of the ladders. We can see there's a red car that also crashed into the wall. He uses the left of this place for his experiment, but most of the time, there's nothing much there.

Now this is the hangar, where they mostly leave the treehouse with their shuttles. It's funny how the size of the place changes depending on the episode. Each of the door with their number on it lead to their respective room I suppose. It does at least for Nigel. They can also come to the hangar with those pods or whatever it's called in english. They are actually near the mission prep room but I included them here, because I do what I want.

Honestly, the other shots for Kuki's room are basically the same. It's just a big square room with shelves full of plushies. Her door is just a curtain. I never saw any windows or other doors but apparently there is one that lead outside. Huh. Must have been made for the episode for convenience. It's my least favorite room of the treehouse because other than the plusies, there's not much personality. Which is sad. #justiceforkukisroom

Wally's room is also huge but it's mainly because of the giant ring boxing. Some fitness/sport stuff are lying around. There's also a door leading to outside but it seems disconnected from his building. Idk.

Abby's room has always been my favorite. Her aesthetic made me like her more than the others (plus her solo episodes with the candy hunting/indiana jones references of course). She has her own restroom, like a boss. Only Nigel has a non consistent room. The others don't change that much. Abby does have a new armchair at some point, good for her.

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

[basiatlu]

Thanks for tagging me @lqtraintracks and @goblinmatriarch 🤭💖✨

-Three Ships-: ok so last time I avoided hp ships so let’s make them all hp-centric! I mean Drarry as an easy shot, then there’s Wolfstar (but it always makes me really sad so only little nibbles), and finally Ginny serves as my village bicycle where I enjoy her paired with almost anyone I deem compatible as I want to see her thriving in life and experiencing fun and safe partners and finding herself etc etc I adore her. How’s that for a run-on sentence?

-First Ship-: was totally SasuSaku which was then a gateway drug to shipping the angsty boy with Naruto because early internet image searches, man.

-Last Song-: “Blue Spotted Tail” by Fleet Foxes

-Last Movie-: Gunpowder Milkshake - so good about 8/10 for me!

-Currently Reading-: reading through my paired fics for the upcoming Big Bang fest

-Last Thing I Wrote Drew-: yesterday’s drawtober prompt

-Currently Writing Drawing-: today’s drawtober prompt (totally not even procrastinating - not even a little bit)

-Are you named after anyone?-: I am! There’s the Polish jazz singer, Basia Trzetrzelewska. My mom is a big fan hehehe

-Favorite Subject in School-: History! Ancient history specifically

-Do you have kids?-: No, but I do have a circus of cats. They’re currently on a diet and have made the last month a terrible time for my sleep health lolz

-When was the last time you cried?-: so I have overactive tear ducts? So if I laugh I cry and I usually hit a breaking point everyday where I laugh hysterically at something. Today it was a sticker order a customer at work had ordered of an ms paint tracing of a Scooby-Doo ai splice gen where Scooby is eating the Mystery Gang in a giant hoagie sandwich. Yeah. Me and my co workers printed it out to pin to the wall as I cry/laugh/sobbed at my desk.

-Do you use sarcasm a lot?-: Yes but also no but also I just make fun of myself constantly and intentionally act stupid. It’s a great ploy to get others to lower their defenses around you. Not out of malicious intent, just I don’t take myself too seriously in order to save that energy for when it matters. Like when I have to intensely support my friends and partner with very serious-mode love and affection. … this doesn’t make any sense.

-What sports do you play/have played?-: soccer, softball, and swim <— I hate competitive sports and never stuck with them long than a year or I just was a filthy casual doing summer seasons/clubs. I’m more of a hiker and leisure gal.

-What’s the first thing you notice about people?-: the way they hold their shoulders and hands, secondary is their eyebrows and nose. It’s all demeanor and posture for me.

-Any special talents?-: gosh um I can cook really well. Honestly I don’t like eating out and neither does my partner because we turn to each other after and go “Eh it was ok but…” and wish I had done it at home instead. I can fold and make odd shapes with my tongue, can crinkle my fingers in odd ways (double jointed, but they lock badly so no thank you), and I can do some fucking weird voices/imitations but I chicken out in front of others beyond like 3 people, unfortunately for those 3

-Where we’re you born?-: Canada

-What are your hobbies?-: video games, tarot card readings, cooking, drawingdrawingdrawing, and reading

-How tall are you?-: I hover somewhere between 5’6” and 5’7”

-Dream Job-: comic artist / self-employed artist with occasional contract work for publishing/movies. I think if I could completely support myself and have a savings with a Patreon or the like that would make me so accomplished and at ease.

Ok enough of that!! I tag people now, yeah? @mono-chromia @hihimissamericanbi @littlewinnow

[missellafitz]

Ella Fitzgerald & Frank Sinatra: Voices of America

Inside Ella and Sinatra’s remarkable similarities and essential divergences

Most fans of American jazz and pop vocalists would agree that Ella Fitzgerald and Frank Sinatra were the undisputed champs of their era. But in 1959, both at the height of their artistic prowess, Sinatra ceded the top spot, admitting, “Ella Fitzgerald is the only performer with whom I’ve ever worked who made me nervous. Because I try to work up to what she does. You know, try to pull myself up to that height, because I believe she is the greatest popular singer in the world, barring none—male or female.” The feeling was mutual, and they duetted on several high-profile occasions. Fitzgerald adored Sinatra, deeply respected his talent and, given her natural humility, would never have claimed superiority.

The career arcs of these two giants were eerily similar, beginning with their rough-and-tumble adolescences. Fitzgerald was born in Newport News, Va., in 1917 but raised in Yonkers, as the crow flies about 15 miles north of Sinatra’s hometown, Hoboken, N.J. Sinatra, born in 1915, was expelled from high school due to misbehavior. Fitzgerald was early on an excellent student, but she began cutting class following her mother’s death in 1932 and was eventually sent to an orphanage and a reform school. He got his big break on Major Bowes’ Amateur Hour radio show in 1935. In November of ’34, Fitzgerald had ignited her career by winning top Amateur Night honors at Harlem’s Apollo Theater, famously aborting her planned hoofer routine when the preceding dance act proved too polished. Instead she sang, choosing Hoagy Carmichael’s “Judy,” whose lyric included the prescient notion “In a hundred ways/You’ll be shouting her praise.”

Before simultaneously launching solo careers in 1942, both were band singers, Sinatra with Harry James then Tommy Dorsey, Fitzgerald with Chick Webb’s hard-swinging orchestra, which she fronted after Webb’s death in 1939. In the wake of correspondingly serious lulls in the early 1950s, both navigated resurgences that lifted them to iconic heights, precipitated by strategic label changes: Sinatra moved from Columbia to Capitol; Fitzgerald transitioned from Decca to producer Norman Granz’s newly minted Verve. Both fought for good songs and, despite plenty of dross in their enormous catalogs, remain the definitive interpreters of the Great American Songbook. They continued to perform into their 70s. Their deaths, like their births, arrived less than two years apart. Fitzgerald passed first, in 1996, due to prolonged complications from diabetes. Sinatra succumbed to a heart attack in May of ’98.

Yet despite the remarkable parallels, Fitzgerald and Sinatra were fundamentally different as singers and as public figures. He sang for, and about, himself; she sang for others. As the New York Times noted in its Fitzgerald obituary, “Where [Billie] Holiday and Frank Sinatra lived out the dramas they sang about, Miss Fitzgerald, viewing them from afar, seemed to understand and forgive all.” Sinatra’s life was an open book; hers was, by and large, a blank page. Her life, though fraught with hardships and heartache, existed almost exclusively for the music and the joy of satisfying listeners. And despite incomparable success—she was the first African-American woman to win a Grammy, and has more performances in the Grammy Hall of Fame than any other female artist—Fitzgerald forever maintained a demure, often self-effacing modesty, coupled with a shyness propelled by a constant fear of appearing inarticulate.Ella Fitzgerald, c. 1935 (c/o Universal)

During a celebrity-packed salute at New York’s Basin Street East in 1954, she acknowledged a slew of accolades by quietly stating, “To know that you love me for my singing is too much for me. Forgive me if I don’t have all the words. Maybe I can sing it and you’ll understand.” Three and a half decades later, when accepting the Society of Singers’ inaugural lifetime achievement award, named in her honor, she softly observed, “I don’t want to say the wrong thing, which I always do; but I think I do better when I sing.” We remember Sinatra—to whom she presented the Society’s second annual “Ella” award—as much for the fisticuffs and high-flying revelry as for the Voice. Fitzgerald we revere exclusively for the immensity of her musical skills and the intrinsic, altruistic warmth that helped define them.

[roxylalonde]

i ate a giant hoagie earleir so im not all that hungry and i gotta go to bed soon but i really want some noodle soup to soothe my throat

[fiftytwotwentythree]

Wellness Wednesday:

From Good to Worst

This week started off with a bang:

PTO Thursday/Friday from work

Saw Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (an Effing Aweome Installment)

Got a Massage (bad but still pretty good)

Hung out with my Bestie

Picked out Patio Furniture (yeah, I'm at that stage of adulting, NBD)

Played Board Games

Had choice BBQ in the backyard

Just a good, solid weekend...

But then I woke up Monday and couldn't talk - throat burned.

The sore throat alleviated but then my nose started acting up - Can't breathe worth a lick, and to top it off went back to work to an onslaught of tasks and BS.

Also - another moment to add onto my No Good, Horrible, Very Bad Day... I bought a batch of Oranges...

They taste like Cantaloupe!

Do you know what kind of mind eff that is?

I should just move to Australia.

JK - first world problems.

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19th CHECK-IN:

Current Goals:

Lose 52 lbs

Completed as of 4/12/2023

New Goal: Maintain or Continue on The Weight Loss Path

Avoid "Junk Food"

Minimize Take-Out / Fast Food Consumption

Short Term:

Vegetarian-ish Diet: Completed

End Date: 4/09/2023 - 46 Days Total

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Meal Tracker:

THURSDAY

Lunch:

Roast Beef and Pastrami Sandwich on a Toasted Wheat Hoagie with Provolone Cheese

- Miracle Whip

- Dijon Mustard

Handful of Good & Gather's Tex Mex Trail Mix

Snack:

(2) Handfuls of Sahale Snacks Pomegranate Vanilla Flavored Cashews Glazed Mix

(2) Handfuls of Sahale Snacks Pomegranate Flavored Pistachios Glazed Mix

Supper:

Annie Chun's Sweet Chili Noodle Bowl

- Cashews

Birds Eye Loaded Cauliflower Bites

- Polynesian Sauce

- Ranch

FRIDAY

Lunch:

Roast Beef and Pastrami Sandwich on a Toasted Wheat Hoagie with Melted White American Cheese

(3) Handfuls of Good & Gather's Tex Mex Trail Mix

Supper:

Bowl of Progresso Italian Sausage & Potato Soup

- 8 Crackers

(2) Johnsonville Beddar with Cheddar Smoked Sausages on Toasted Hotdog Buns

- Ketchup

Bag of Giant's Shelled Sour & Onion Pistachios (2.5 Servings)

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

SATURDAY

Lunch:

(2) Corn Beef and White American Cheese Sandwiches on Toasted Bread

Bowl of Wonderful's Shelled Sweet Chili Pistachios

Snack:

(2) Bowls of Wonderful's Shelled Sweet Chili Pistachios

Supper:

(2) Johnsonville Beddar with Cheddar Smoked Sausages on Toasted Hotdog Buns

Bowl of Progresso Lasagna Style Soup

- 6 Crackers

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

SUNDAY

Lunch:

Santa Fe Style Salad

(1) Medium Orange

Snack:

BBQ Corn Nuts

Supper:

(1) Grilled Chicken Breast

(1) Pineapple Brat on Bun

- Ketchup

- Mustard

- Relish

(1) Chipotle Pepper Jack Brat on a Bun

- Ketchup

- Scoop of Cottage Cheese

(1) Cheeseburger on a Bun

- Ketchup

- Scoop of Cottage Cheese

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

MONDAY

Lunch:

Spinach Dijon Salad

Snack:

(2) Handfuls of Good & Gather's Tex Mex Trail Mix

Supper:

Bowl of Buffalo Ranch Salad

(1) Medium Orange

TUESDAY

Lunch:

Spinach Dijon Salad

Supper:

Chef Salad

(1) Medium Orange

WEDNESDAY

Lunch:

(2) Leftover Beer Brats on Sesame Seed Hotdog Buns

- Ketchup

- Relish

- Cottage Cheese

(2) Scoops of Potato Salad

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

Supper:

Cheeseburger off the Grill

- Ketchup

- Lettuce

- Cottage Cheese

Side of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

An Ear of Firecracker Corn off the Grill

(1) Glass of Chocolate Milk

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Workouts:

THURSDAY

(200) Jumping Jacks [4 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Assisted Push-Ups [2 sets of 50]

(50) Reverse Leg Lifts [5 sets of 10]

(50) Leg Kickbacks [5 sets of 10]

(5 mins) Planks [ 5 sets of 1 min]

FRIDAY

(200) Jumping Jacks [4 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Assisted Push-Ups [2 sets of 50]

(50) Reverse Leg Lifts [5 sets of 10]

(50) Leg Kickbacks [5 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [10 sets of 10]

SATURDAY

(200) Jumping Jacks [4 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Assisted Push-Ups [2 sets of 50]

(50) Reverse Leg Lifts [5 sets of 10]

(50) Leg Kickbacks [5 sets of 10]

(5 mins) Planks [ 5 sets of 1 min]

SUNDAY

(200) Jumping Jacks [4 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Assisted Push-Ups [2 sets of 50]

(50) Reverse Leg Lifts [5 sets of 10]

(50) Leg Kickbacks [5 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 sets of 20]

MONDAY

(200) Jumping Jacks [4 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Assisted Push-Ups [2 sets of 50]

(50) Reverse Leg Lifts [5 sets of 10]

(50) Leg Kickbacks [5 sets of 10]

(5 mins) Planks [ 5 sets of 1 min]

TUESDAY

(200) Jumping Jacks [4 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges [4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [5 sets of 10]

(100) Assisted Push-Ups [2 sets of 50]

(50) Reverse Leg Lifts [5 sets of 10]

(50) Leg Kickbacks [5 sets of 10]

(100) Sit-Ups [5 sets of 20]

WEDNESDAY

(200) Jumping Jacks [4 sets of 50]

(100) Glute Bridges[4 sets of 25]

(100) Push-Ups [10 sets of 10]

(100) Assisted Push-Ups [2 sets of 50]

(50) Reverse Leg Lifts [5 sets of 10]

(50) Leg Kickbacks [5 sets of 10]

(5 mins) Planks [ 5 sets of 1 min]

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WEIGHT TRACKER:

Starting Weight (Noon, 1/01/2023): XXX.X lbs

Weight at Last Check-In, 5/03/2023: -1.6 lbs

Weight As of Noon, 5/10/2023: -1.6 lbs

Total Weight Loss: -60.4 lbs

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Closing Thoughts:

The Good:

Broke 60 lbs... thinking about rewarding myself... surfing Amazon now.

Sit-Ups and Planks dont bother/burn as much as they did starting May 1st.

The Bad:

Can't breathe out my nose and battling a sore throat for the last 2 days.

The Ugly:

My sleep schedule is whack.

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Hoagie isn't much into being touchy-feely, but crawled under (A)'s hand to get into his spot... These mfkn giants got me feeling some type of way.

[incoherent-screaming-100]

EEVEELUTION INCORRECT QUOTES 12- THE PRANK WAR BEGINS

Sylveon: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it. Sylveon: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward. Sylveon: With that being said, I think it's time we get back at Leafeon.

-one timeskip later...-

Sylveon: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Glaceon: What did you do Sylveon? Sylveon: a Mistake. Sylveon: But it was Leafeon's idea! Leafeon: No it wasn't! The Squad: Leafeon: I'm usually more sophisticated with this stuff.

Vaporeon: I can catch one of them. Let's go, Umbreon. Umbreon: I didn't volunteer. Vaporeon: A stakeout needs two people! Think, Umbreon. Who's gonna watch all the crime stuff while the other one eats a hoagie? Umbreon: This can only end well. Sylveon: Maybe you could use a distraction? I mean, if someone catches you... Vaporeon, turning to Sylveon: Sylveon, I know what you're doing. Stop calling yourself hot, you couldn't even turn on a microwave. Sylveon, mildly offended: Oh yeah!? Just watch me.

Jolteon: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. Flareon, Leafeon, Eevee, and Espeon: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

-BOOM-

Leafeon, yelling over the smoke alarm: I think we may want to leave as fast as we can.

Leafeon: watching their house burn down Leafeon: Leafeon: starts filming Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one, deny everything.