VT As Incorrect Quotes!!
This is mostly PIE but there's plenty of Acachalla siblings too. And Gavin and Jimmy ofc and a few other small appearances
This is gonna be LONG! So enjoy
Spooker: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Spooker and Colon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Toast: Our turn, Ghost! One, two, three- vanilla!
Ghost, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Colon: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Toast: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Spooker: I got distracted about halfway through.
Ghost: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Colon, banging on the door: Ghost! Open up!
Ghost: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Spooker: No, he meant-
Toast: Let him finish.
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Spooker: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Toast: Not if they consent to it.
Ghost: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Colon: YES?!?
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Colon: Why are your tongues purple?
Toast: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Ghost: I had a red one.
Colon: oh
Colon:
Colon: OH
Spooker:
Spooker: You drank each other's slushies?
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Colon: Why is Ghost so sad?
Toast: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Colon: And...?
Toast: He got Spooker.
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Colon: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Spooker: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ghost?
Ghost: Probably “road work ahead”.
Toast: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Colon: You know those things will kill you, right?
Toast, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Ghost, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Spooker: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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Ghost, about Colon: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Spooker: Are we stealing them?
Toast: New or used?
Ghost: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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Spooker: Truth or dare?
Ghost: Dare
Spooker: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Ghost: Hey Colon
Colon, blushing: Yeah?
Ghost: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Toast
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Spooker: I’m an idiot.
Ghost:
Toast:
Colon:
Spooker:
Ghost: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Toast: Good morning.
Ghost: Good morning.
Colon: Good morning.
Spooker: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Jimmy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Toast, trying to convince Gavin to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Spooker: And loud!
Colon: And grumpy!
Ghost: And oblivious to reality!
Gavin:
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Spooker: What does 'take out' mean?
Colon: Food.
Toast: Dating
Ghost: Murder
Jimmy: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD
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Colon: I told Ghost his ears flush when he lies.
Spooker: Why?
Colon: Look.
Colon: Hey Ghost! Do you love us?
Ghost, covering his ears: No.
Spooker:
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Spooker: Colon, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Colon: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later
Spooker: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Toast.
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Toast, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Spooker: You did WHAT–
Ghost: William Snakespeare
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Colon: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Ghost does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Toast: If Ghost were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ghost jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Colon: You jump off a cliff!
Toast: Gladly. Provided Ghost did first.
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Gavin: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.
Toast: Gavin, that's a coma.
Gavin: Sounds festive.
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*Toast and Ghost skipping stones on lake*
Toast: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Ghost, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Ghost: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Toast's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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Jimmy: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Gavin: I think you mean cards.
Jimmy, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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Colon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Ghost: Killed without hesitation.
Colon: No.
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Spooker: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Colon: Okay.
Spooker: And make out during the scary parts.
Colon: Th-
Colon: The scary parts.
Colon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
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Toast: How do I deal with my enemies?
Jimmy: Kill them
Toast: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Jimmy: Kill them only a little?
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Spooker: So what’s for dinner?
Toast, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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Jimmy: *Gets down on one knee*
Gavin: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Jimmy: *Falls over*
Gavin: The poison is kicking in.
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Gavin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Jimmy: Only if you also don't ask either
Jimmy: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Gavin:
Jimmy:
Gavin: This one is fine
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Toast: Gavin, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Gavin: Well of course I have.
Gavin: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Gavin: It's boring.
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Ghost: I prevented a murder today.
Spooker: Really? How’d you do that?
Ghost: Self control
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Toast: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!
Ghost: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.
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Ghost: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Toast: No, I said "Ghost, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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Ghost: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
Colon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Gavin with a gun to Ghost's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Ghost: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
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Gavin: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Toast: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Gavin: No.
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Toast: I need to dye my hair.
Colon: ...
Toast: Or get another tattoo.
Colon: ...
Toast: Or a new piercing.
Colon: Why?
Toast: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Jimmy: Do dragons fart fire?
Toast: I don't know.
Jimmy: I thought you went to college.
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Colon: *Running towards Ghost with open arms*
Ghost: *Moves out of the way*
Colon: Hey, why'd you move?!
Ghost: I thought you were going to attack me.
Colon: I was going to hug you!
Ghost: Why would you hug me?
Colon: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Toast: There's no way he likes me back.
Gavin: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Toast: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
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Jimmy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Jimmy: … And violently jerk their head at a 90 angle until it snaps.
Toast: That took an unexpected turn.
Jimmy: So did their neck.
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Toast: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Ghost: But are you shuffling?
Toast: Everyday.
Gavin: What language are you two speaking??
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Ghost: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Toast: It was me.
Ghost: ... be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
Colon: And you wonder why people think you're dating.
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Gavin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Jimmy: Well that would suck, because you can’t microwave metal.
Toast: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.
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Colon: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Toast: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Jimmy: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.
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Gavin: Hey, do you know the password to Toast’s computer?
Jimmy: Fuck you, Gavin.
Gavin: Hey!!
Jimmy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouGavin".
Gavin: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Ghost: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.
Ghost: No, that’s Toast… I’m your nicest friend.
Ghost: No, that's Spooker. I’m your... friend!
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Toast: Colon has no idea I’m high.
Colon: You’re high?
Toast: Oh, I’m sorry.
Toast, leaning over to Ghost: Colon has no idea I’m high.
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Ghost, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Colon: Gray.
Toast: Grey.
Ghost, turning to Spooker: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Spooker: Dark white.
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Ghost: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am the fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Toast: A doll.
Spooker: A cinnamon roll.
Colon: A sweetheart.
Ghost:
Ghost: ...stop it.
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Toast: Why does Spooker have a black eye?
Colon: He was saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ So Ghost threw your dictionary at him.
Ghost: It was just to test a theory.
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Colon: Ghost isn’t answering his phone.
Toast: I’ll call.
Colon: Spooker and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Ghost: Hello?
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Officer Maloney: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Ghost: Shit.
Toast: Wait, three?
Officer Maloney: Yeah?
Colon: OH MY GOD SPOOKER FELL OFF!!!
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Ghost: Slenderman, my old arch enemy.
Maxwell: I thought I was your arch enemy?
Ghost: I have a life outside of you, Maxwell.
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Ghost: I just ended a four year relationship.
Colon: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Ghost: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Sally and Slenderman fighting from across the room*
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Toast: How many kids do you have?
Gertrude: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Sally: He stole from me first!
Slenderman: Mhm.
Sally: Stole my heart...
Ghost: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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*Billy, Sally, and Spencer are sitting on a bench*
Sue: Why do you guys look so sad?
Billy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Sue sits down*
Sally: The bench is freshly painted.
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Sue: I think we're missing something.
Billy: Teamwork?
Sally: Cohesion?
Spencer: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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Sue: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Billy: I don’t know how to do that.
Sally: I don’t wear a watch.
Spencer: Time is a construct.
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Sally, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Billy, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Spencer, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Sue, trembling: What are we playing
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Spencer: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Sally: Plane tickets?
Billy: Concert tickets?
Sue: Prostitution?
Spencer, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
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Billy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Spencer: You’re a hazard to society
Sue: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Papa, addressing the family: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Gertrude: But – that��s just a trash can.
Papa: It sure is!
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Sally: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Billy: Oh, I’m always running
Billy: The question is from what
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Spencer: God, give me patience.
Billy: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Spencer: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Spencer: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Gertrude: Mind your language!
Spencer: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Gertrude:
Spencer: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Spencer: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!
Sue, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
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Sally: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Billy: Spencer is the scariest thing I could think of!
Spencer: Billy told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Spencer: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Billy: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Spencer: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Sally: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
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*Gertrude & Sally are arguing*
Gertrude: That’s it! Go to your room!
Sally: That’s not fair! You never send Spencer to his room!
Gertrude: Spencer never leaves his room.
Gertrude: If he were in trouble, I would make him sit in the living room and interact with others.
INCOMING VT OC JUMPSCARE!!!
His name is Gabe (Not my OC but I love him dearly <3)
Sally: Guys, I have a question.
Spencer: Kys <3
Sally: I love you too.
Gabe: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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Gabe: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Sally: Just rip the bandage off.
Gabe: It’s Spencer.
Sally: Put the bandage back on.
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Gabe: Damn, the power went out.
Billy: Don’t worry, I got this.
Billy: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Gabe: What-?
Billy: I swallowed a glow stick!
Gabe, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Spencer, trying to ask Gabe out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Sally: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
—
Gabe: Why are you late?
Spencer: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Gabe: Overslept?
Spencer: Overslept.
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MASTERPOST!
(yeah I copy pasted it from the other acc, don’t sue me)
wassup! Finally, a master post! Am I right?
(TC*ST AND PROSH*PPERS DNI!!)
hi there! I’m Jayah! You can call me jj tho. I’m js here to post a bunch of fun art and maybe some animation stuff? And occasionally, fan fiction >:). I am GenderFluid, and I go by all pronouns. And my sexuality is lesbian!
and my lil gay ass miiiiiiight be possibly maybe simping for someone rn..?? (*cough* a literally drawing)
I also have 12 roleplay blogs! @leontheluxuriousone , @wrecking-it-raphie @gayass-blueberry-mugman, @bendy-the-dancing-doofus, @koi-the-cosplay-boy, @improv-master-mikey , @ask-miss-maple-leaf ,@blue-masked-simp , @mikey-the-magnificent , @no-ditches-no-bitches , @candy-for-the-win and @ask-olive-huchers
PLUS: @ask-adi-huchers @candy-for-the-win @neon-of-the-leon (new ROTTMNT leo acc) @ask-miss-maple-leaf @ask-christopher-harrison
my current hyper fixations are: rottmnt, tadc, TBT(trolls: band together/trolls 3), The great north, bobs burgers, the cuphead show, moon girl and devil dinosaur, amphibia, the owl house, tmnt 12, cuphead and mugman in General, KREW, poppy playtime, and a SHIT TON MORE-
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• ROTTMNT FICS!!!: •
The sand.
shopping day! (discontinued)
1 2 3
The 4 servants Au:
Chapter 1 (ongoing)
pt.1 pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 Pt.6 Pt.7 pt.8 pt.9 pt.10 pt.11 pt.12 (currently on hiatus)
The 4 turtles work peacefully at a competing hotel with the battle nexus, with their beloved father. But one day, everything spirals out of control! And their worlds get flipped upside down! Follow Leo, Donnie, Raph & Mikey on the journey of a life time! And who knows, they might meet some friends along the way, or maybe more…
• DOODLES: •
Pissed off peeps >:[
brace face!!
• FICS: •
Colour theory thingy sorta??
• RANDOM STUFF: •
Leo being a dumb-dumb
• ANSWERED ASKS: •
what do the bros do outside of the hotel??
Mikey needs a hug
does raph break stuff often?
Do the bros like Lou Jitsu movies?
How do they feel about working there?
Time beats a dead man
(Collab au w/ @mikey-rottmnt!!)
Pt.1
A silly cuphead and mugman au Abt uh..a lot of stuff. (Heavily inspired by babtqftim)
• FICS/ INCORRECT QUOTES: •
picky eater
get served! ..or, maybe later..
portals gone wrong!!
1 2 3
Secret admirer<3
…?
the struggles of school
Is it salad?
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
• HC’S that are canon in this silly au: •
Mugs
Cups and mugs (cups are not Canon)
How to hug the gang!!
• DRAWINGS: •
Human mugs doodles
chip and Dale!!
Koi and mugs being gay
KOI CANON IN TCHS?!
Rock paper scissors
• some lore: •
mugs lore
Hs! Mugs and euro…
Mug and cup lore
Main crews fav ice cream!!
cup lore (belongs to Ari)
Favourite drinks!
Pipsqueak!
(Coming soon..?)
“Small turtle, and even bigger problems.”
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Incorrect COD Quotes Part. 2
!WARNING!: Suggestive (Slightly spicy) & dark humored content.
Ghosty's Notes: Some of these might be a little suggestive or contain dark humor, so you have been warned, V is my own female OC but can be read as x reader if you prefer that, also thank you so much for the recent support, I was a little hesitant to post these, but seeing how people have been liking them, I promise to make more in the future :)
Thank you for all the support, it means alot❤️
-Ghosty❤️
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V: *is watching Ghost workout with König* “They are so big and so dumb, and one day I'm gonna top them.”
Soap: “you and me both Lass.”
*both V and Soap highfive*
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Gaz: “I pull women”
Soap: “I pull men.”
V: “i’m gonna pull the fucking trigger in a second.”
Price: *is looking at V horrified*
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*V is in Price’s office after a successful mission*
Price: *pats V on the shoulder* “I'm proud of you kid.”
*Alexia play daddy issues by the neighbourhood*
V: *holds back tears and voices cracks slightly* “T-Thanks sir.”
Price: *processed to give her a papa bear hug gently patting her back*
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Task Force 141 men: *sees V covered in blood, laughing with an almost psychotic grin on her face*
Ghost: *looks at V with almost hearts in his eyes* “I'm gonna marry that woman one day.
Soap: *chuckles* “Not if I do it first.”
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V: *is being help captive by Valeria*
Valeria: *is standing inches away from her face* "tell me everything you know."
V: *giggles like a school girl and would be twirling her fingers in her hair, if her hands weren't tied to the chair* "your eyes are really pretty."
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*Task force 141 + V are at their local pub after a mission well done*
Soap + V: *are sitting at the bar slightly intoxicated*
Ghost + Price: *are playing a game of pool, but are keeping an eye on the two at the bar*
Soap: *finishes his drink* “I bet you can’t do a wheelie on your motorbike right now.”
V: *gasps and looked at him offended* “I will have you know sergeant, I bet I can, watch me.”
Gaz: *who is the most sober out of the three* “Guys, I don’t think that is a good idea.”
V: *is already pulling out her keys and is slightly stumbling to the door* “Oh please Kyle, what could go wrong.”
Gaz: *is slightly worried she is going to try and actually do it* “maybe you killing yourself for one.”
*Before she makes it out the front door V’s keys are suddenly pulled out of her hand*
Price: “I'm taking these until you are sober.”
V: *pouts but nods*
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*Both V and König are in his room, V has her legs resting comfortably on his broad shoulders as she brushes her fingers through his hair and König is cleaning his knife from his previous mission*
V: “How is your hair so soft?” *keeps running her fingers through it, pouting slightly*
König: *is thankful she can’t see his face at the moment as it would be the same colour as a tomato* “I don’t know.”
V: *smirks slightly to herself, deciding to tease him slightly and gives his hair a soft tug*
König: *lets out a groan like moan before looking up at her his eyes wide*
V: *is smirking widely before placing a kiss on his forehead* “Cute.”
König:
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Price: *takes the task force 141 men + V out on a camping trip*
Gaz: “how much further.” *is close behind Price*
Price: “not that far.” *steps over a fallen log*
V: *rests her head on Ghost shoulder as she is getting a piggyback, because she sprained her ankle standing in a rabbit hole, not even 20 minutes into the camping trip*
Soap: *decides to tease Ghost* “Do you want to switch there L.T, your looking a little tired.”
Ghost: *scoffs quietly under his mask before tightening his grip on V’s thighs slightly* “I’m fine.”
V: *starting humming a tune* “Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of plenty”
Ghost: “You watched that TV show with Johnny didn’t you.”
V: *smiles wide and nods* “The song is catchy.”
*By the time they got to the campsite, the whole group was sing toss a coin to your witcher*
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