#Ghoapbaby

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Soap: Baby dropped my phone while Facetiming with Simon; she gasped, picked it back up and asked, “Papa, are you okay?”

Soap: It was the cutest and dumbest thing ever.

Gaz: Definitely on brand for a MacTavish.

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Soap never really got a chance to know his dad. He was always out and whenever he was home, he was stoned and drunk off his ass.

His mother tried his best to raise him and his 3 sisters, but she was basically doing it on her own.

Soap was always more self-sufficient anyway, so his mother mostly left him to his own devices. That wasn't a problem, because she always tried her best to help him when needed.

Over the years though, he's grown to resent them both. His father was never there, and he feels like his mother threw him to the side since he was ‘less trouble than his sisters’.

He still can't trust anyone with parental energy outside of the field. Price and Laswell have to talk to him as his superiors, unlike how they talk to Ghost and Gaz.

Maybe that's why he was so worried when he found out Ghost was pregnant. He thought he'd turn out to be like his parents. But now, standing here, holding little Tommy? He knows he'll never be like them. He's going to give all of his attention to each and every one of his kids, and he's never going to be the mean drunk his father was. Hell, he's gonna try not to drink unless it's a celebration.

[justsomesharks]

long haired johnny!!!

ghoap baby part 2: electric boogaloo. this time johnny is taking their little bundle of joy out to give simon a rest

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giant silent ghost walking down the street with a tiny pink backpack over his shoulder and a tiny chattering ghoapbaby bouncing along beside him holding onto his finger

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GhoapBaby: Daddy, how long have you and Daddy been married?

Soap: About two years

GhoapBaby: *DRAMATIC GASP* BUT IM SIX!?

Ghost, whispering to Johnny: She knows she was adopted when she was a baby…she was also at our wedding???

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Soap: Someone pushed Baby at the park and she fell facefirst into the grass.

Soap: Before I could reach her, she had gotten up, wiped the blood off her lip and charged against the kid who pushed her.

Soap: I’m not proud… I’m scared.

Soap: That’s an Alpha Female move and she’s now a legitimate threat to take over my role as the most Scottish person in this house.

Ghost, holding Ghoapbaby lion king style: I’m so fucking proud.

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Soap calls home to check on Ghost and Baby.

Ghost: … And we just ate chicken nuggets.

Soap: I wish I was a nugget and then I could hang out in your tummy.

Ghost: Are... Are you okay?

Gaz, on the back: He got shot!

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Ghost: Baby, where is your homework?

Baby: Still inside my pencil.

Soap: I'm saving that one for when Price asks for my reports.

Ghost: Johnny...

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Overheard at the MacTavish-Riley household.

Soap: I don't like getting up so early. I’m a night owl.

Baby: All owls are night owls, dad.

Soap: …

Baby: You’re a regular owl.

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🧼 Ghoapbaby's bathtime 🧼

Ghoapbaby: Why is my shampoo “tear-free” but yours isn’t, Papa?

Ghoapbaby: Your tears are just as important.

Ghost, lower lip trembling: They are?

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Ghost, calls home to check on Soap and Baby.

Soap: I feel like a single mother of three taking care of her all by myself.

Soap: She’s so cute but so exhausting…

Soap: This is how having me around feels?

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Yes.

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Soap: Baby, did you do your homework?

Baby, presses a key on her toy phone.

The ABC song starts playing.

Baby: I’m sorry, Dad. I need to take this.

Baby takes her phone and leaves the room.

Ghost: And we’re supposed to ground her? She’s hilarious!

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Baby: Sometimes I just don’t like people.

Soap: Oh, no, Baby. Why?

Baby: They make me want to say bad words.

Ghost, takes a toy knife and puts it inside Baby's backpack.

Soap: Simon, no.

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Overheard in Baby’s room:

Baby: A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early.

Ghost: Baby…

Soap: No. She's got a pint.

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Soap: What are your plans for today, Baby?

Baby: Doing nothing.

Soap: You did that yesterday.

Baby: I didn’t finish.

Later.

Ghost: Why are you two on the floor?

Soap: Nothing.

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Soap: Baby is already such a citizen of the world. She likes to experience culture through gastronomy.

Ghost: Yes. She’ll try anything, from chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant to chicken tenders at a Mediterranean restaurant.