#Get in the Game

[tracychamberlainhigginbotham]

(via Monday Motivation: The Beauty of Michael Block and Five Lessons From His Run at the PGA Championship)

[evilmark999]

It's the ones EXPLOITING the Empire. The ones EXPLOITING religion. And it's the ones ENABLING those exploiters...

ALWAYS fight The Empire-- FUCK! This is a hokey take. Let me try again:

You outnumber the powers that be! The Exploiters fear YOU! Be the force for good that-- </sigh> NOW I'm channeling Star Wars, Bug's Life, and a motivational poster or meme or something...

Are you still reading this?

Be smarter than I was...

Spoilers: they are right.

[mariorsomething]

moments right before daisuke saves the day and gets all the love and praise he deserves and rescue comes just in time and everyone lives forever the end

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[adaarsvitaar]

reminder to myself and whoever else needs it to stop feeding the machine. I'm aware I'm yelling into the void but look at the past couple years of games. They're pushing $70, $80, $100!!! for games that are completely unfinished, unpolished, and sometimes completely unplayable. Yes the game showcases were cool. The doom game looks sick and I don't even go there, but they're shaking the shiny keys to distract you and get you swept up in the hype. They're going to push so much fomo marketing to get you to jump for it full price.

Wait for sales. Wait and buy a used copy. Hell, wait a couple days (even hours!!!) after launch and reviews and breakdowns will start coming out. Our game backlogs are already packed, and mr big AAA studio can deal with some of us waiting to see if they actually delivered what was promised.

[queam]

How (SOME) people in the mouthwashing fandom sound

[diabloku]

king of rizz™ 🥂

[azuneekun]

the dick must be insane

[sniperct]

If true we HAVE to make this the biggest flop in gaming history, as in 'destroys the company' levels of gaming flop as in a 'lesson must be taught' gaming flop, as in 'E.T. destroyed atari' gaming flop

[meonlyred]

22 years later and the Crows are still cringing over Zevran. Truly the man of all time.

[justanartistiguess]

Kingerrrrrrrrr 😭😭😭

[wrightandco]

the confetti for a not guilty verdict is actually the funniest fucking thing about ace attorney

it’s like they inherently know their system is fucked to the to the extent that they’ve got the celebration confetti at the ready when they don’t wrongfully incarcerate someone

edgeworth never lost a trial until he faced phoenix wright so the confetti goes off and he’s probably like what the fuck ppfthh pffth phhh that last bit is him spitting the confetti out of his mouth

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[raspberryflo]

There's no fucking way they just named their new sonic game "Sonic X Shadow". They're literally making me type "sonic x shadow" into the steam search bar to see this game I literally can't even comprehend this. Mom can I get the new sonic game for christmas sure little timmy whats it called? Okay let me just type "sonic x shadow" into the google search- . . . timmy . . .

[everchased]

hahahahaaaa get safe and cared for, idiot