#GentleYarn

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Tales From The Shop:

This disability pride month, happy disability pride to those of us who are:

Sitting in the kitchen staring at the dishes

Know the dishes need to be done

Have attempted this like three times

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(I am actually capable of crocheting roses. I have many roses. Please for the love of god buy some of my roses, I need money and I need to get rid of these fuckers. Message me on Tumblr for bulk deals and different colors. PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THE ROSES THEY ARE LIKE TRIBBLES.)

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First order sent from the shop! I have Done An Adulting today!

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dream interpretation request: i had a dream where every time i told someone i was gay and didn't want to have sex with males, they got upset with me and called me a bigot. i said woah, i just don't want to suck dick! they said if you don't want to suck dick, there's something wrong with you. i said damn. im having a hard time in the world rn bc i feel like im being pressured to erase myself and deny myself any sexual boundaries. and all of you guys telling me that hate yourselves so much man.... and blame that self hatred on me, or a boat load of other shit. but the real reason is you know what you're doing is deeply evil and wrong. you will never, ever, ever stop hating yourself until you start treating other people with respect. you may not believe me now but down the road you're gonna remember this and start asking yourself what genuine respect for others would look like

I have no idea why you came onto the trans\he-him lesbian dude's blog to argue this, since trans girls are 100% my sisters and trans men are 100% my brothers, so I'm just gonna advertise my flowers again.

If anyone wants to buy pretty flowers from me (and fund my taxi needs since I've been told not to drive, something about weird seizures...), they're 6 bucks individually and 15 as a trio (with bulk discounts continuing the more you buy) on Tumblr!

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Oops. Price update.

Soooo...remember the Very Pretty Roses that are going to me getting taxi money?

I had to add to the price. My deepest apologies--Etsy shipping apparently isn't totally paid for on my end, so I had to add about five bucks to mail it to everyone.

Individual roses are now 10 dollars, and trios are 20.

HOWEVER, if you want to special order from me on Tumblr, an individual rose is 6 dollars and a trio is 15 again (plus shipping)! Special colors\bulk numbers will be priced with discounts, but as needed for me to get the colors.

Here's some pics of the base roses:

I have tons of individual and trio roses for sale on Etsy or here, though! And if you want additions like glitter for your enemies, stems, and other things (I could make headbands or bracelets, for example), just message me!

Thanks for reading!

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Tales From The Etsy Shop

My phone: EXTREMELY LOUD NOISE

Me: ...If that's not my Etsy app I'm going to assume the phone is posessed

I check my phone. It is not possessed. I have made a sale.

Me: Great! Let's go down to the post office! I'll just check the hours and...why is Saturday highlighted? *checks calendar* It's Saturday? But it's the Fourth of July weekend, why would...wait, is 'weekend' an operative word there?

(This post brought to you by ADHD and no concept of linear time. In other news, please order, I will ship it to you on Monday.)