I've just finished rereading Hellsing and rewatching Hellsing Ultimate and omfl, Alucard, we get it, you're such a homo, quit yapping about your boyfriend to anyone and everyone, WE KNOW you want his sexy human ass to kill you.
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*My girlfriend talking about watching SPN, as is the homosexual way*
Me: Babe, the things that I did…
Me: What I became
Me: You ask me to open that door and rewatch Supernatural you will not like what walks back out.
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