#Gabriel is just manipulate mansplain malewife

[supersquiddle]

I *swear* these guys are the evil-aligned party. Shrike is played by @scruffigus. Gabriel is played by FoolishPhoenix. Marcello is played by myself.

[cuntyfieddemon]

out of EVERYthing this season i wanna discuss more aziraphale and crowley making what they think is the smollest miracle ever and it turning to be the biggest most powerful 'class A' miracle, making both heaven and hell think GABRIEL popped off and did it himself so they just HAVE to send all the archangels AND a fucking legion of demons to manage it, only for both sides to fail against them and not see through the miracle AT ALL so the fucking metatron has to get up from his non existent ass, make himself a body and prepare a plan to manipulate mansplain malewife aziraphale, and make sure the husbands go separate ways so they're less likely to figure out how powerful they are when they actually work together and not for eachother... together, it's only a matter of time before they work it out and start fucking shit up, thus probably becoming the number 1 threat and attack force against The Second Coming, and the metatron knows that. and with couples of angels and demons happening left and right, he can't let the fact that such associations or relationships are not only possible, but also stronger and more powerful than anyone in headoffice. so he lets beelz and gabriel leave, and arranges a lie or a trap to break up aziraphale and crowley and silence the whole thing.

idk what neil is planning for zira and crowley powerwise, but honestly, if he goes with something cliche like "the power of love is stronger than God's will" i will be completely ON BOARD BCZ YOU KNOW WHAT???? what is the ONLY thing that could end aziraphale's and crowley's miracle?? the power of beelzebub's and gabriel's love. beelz recognized the fucking fly and told gabriel to "open it" so it could restore gabriel WITH his memory of beelzebub, thus dissolving the now worthless miracle... that miracle, made possible only bc two beings loved eachother, could only be broken by the only other two beings in love with eachother in this universe. and that makes me so fucking excited* for season 3.

*scared shitless :)

[rose-the-witch1]

I want all of your favorite song artists you can remember so we can bond over music in the reblogs and replies

I'll start:

The Rolling Stones

AC/DC

Mother Mother

Steam Powered Giraffe

Fish in a Birdcage

Caravan Palace

Cosmo Sheldrake

MGMT

Gabriel Templar

Melanie Martinez

Toby Fox (yes, video game soundtrack creators count)

FOLLOWERS, GO WILD! REBLOG THIS WITH YOUR FAVORITES! TAG YOUR FRIENDS!

and just so this gets some traction i'm tagging @aub-reality @rylielightbulb and @mansplain-manipulate-malewife

also there's no limit on artists you can remember. it can be 50, it can be 5, just list some

[youssefguedira]

luca marinelli character FIGHT: Round One Part One

ARGUMENTS (spoilers below, and feel free to reblog with your own!):

Gabriele:

only one who seems to know what he's doing on a boat despite almost all of waves taking place on a boat, even if he is largely clueless about everything else

DOES kill a man despite appearances (and steals his stuff, based on how you view it)

one of two characters to actually survive and the other is barely a character anyway

he means a lot to me

Diabolik:

kills a lot of people. a Lot

the phrase "meeting diabolik means meeting death" is repeated like 3 times in the movie, so he's got that going for him

HORRIBLE person but he's fun to make fun of

manipulate mansplain malewife!!

his hair isn't THAT bad you're all just mean

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