#GYT

[wrensflight]

Good you two go fight somewhere else

[masnoticiacl]

Este verano regresan los clásicos de GYT y Village People a Casinos Enjoy

Febrero y marzo de 2024 serán testigos de la llegada a Chile de dos bandas musicales icónicas que prometen cautivar a sus fanáticos, a través de la huella que dejaron con sus inolvidables canciones, ritmos contagiosos y melodías clásicas. El verano y las ansiadas vacaciones están a punto de hacer su entrada triunfal, y los Casinos Enjoy de Santiago, Viña del Mar y Coquimbo se preparan para…

[thoughts-ofawriter]

it is so writer core of me to be more excited about the story I will write after this one than the one I’m meant to be writing right now

[professorpooopypants]

🕊️; hdrey guys.. its em.... pixek! inhad like a huge mental helth crisis for a while hopw thats ok 🔥🔥🔥🗣️ anyways sordy... art here jingle jingle jingle keep looking woahhh look look!

[benjingler]

Brokeback Mountain fujos piss me the hell off

[puhpandas]

IT CANT BE CASSIES STORY. IT CANT BE. CASSIE HAS NO EXPERIENCE WITH 'THE WITCH'. VANESSA DOES. GREGORY SAVED HER IN SB AND BROUGHT HER TO THE HOUSE LIKE IN THE CANDY CADET STORY. THEY SAID HE LEAD HER INTO A TRAP.

HE CANT BE LIKE. FUCKING EVIL JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT?? ITS GOTTA BE A MISUNDERSTANDING. LIKE HES GOTTA STILL BE GGY. MAYBE CASSIE REACTIVATED THE VIRUS AND IT BROUGHT BACK VANNY.

DUDE. WHAT IF THIS IS POST RUIN. WHAT IF THIS IS AFTER RUIN WHERE VANESSA SAYS SHE'LL GO GET REVENGE IN THE MRORNING (SET MXES BACK UP AND MAKE SURE THE MIMIC IS STILL GONE) BUT GGY CAME BACK. BECAUE ALL SECURITY WAS SHUT DOWN AND THE MIMIC WAS AWAKE.

AND NOW VANNY IS FUCKING BACK AND KILLED GLITCHTRAP AND SHES GOING HER OWN PATH!!! AS A VILLAIN OR HERO?? WHO KNOWS. OMG

[thelaughingmerman]

I was like ok it's been a bad weekend. I am going to do it. I am finally going to get that dragon stuffie I have been wanting for so very long. I know where it is. At the shop in town. Been there months and months and months.....except the day I finally let myself cave and buy it. 😔 So cruel.

Someday but not today :( :( :(

[dubiousdisco]

endrick should start breaking bones like he did at the vasco game

[flyingspicerack]

not feeling confident abt my place here rn/....

[zenosanalytic]

This legit almost knocked me out. Like: I was laughing so hard that I got dizzy -WOOZY!- and had to make a fucking Willpower Check to summon the self-discipline not to chuckle myself into sleepynightnightland. I now have the Hiccups |:|

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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[dacuslucy]

there could be an organic free run chicken farm at the end of that road

there could be.....

[thedogsleg]

Im having one of those 'normal about a guy' fits again. UGH.

[angeltism]

HELLOOOO THERE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[khoblogs]

RAHHHHHH i've reached the point of being unable to come up with new ideas when it comes to passionrap i am SO SAD

[seductivelychurnedbutter]

Wooooo!!!2!#(@(#

maybe the poison drips through

[shslsyoko]

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