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Baby Emblem. Three Babies
#carrying over my posts from twitter choo chooooo#2024 art#Dedue is the dad that stepped up#Hilda is the mom that stepped down#Hubert is the dad that stepped into panic mode and won't let anyone within a 12 foot radius of Edelgard#meanwhile the Ashen Wolves are hiding behind a pillar watching baby Yuri gurgle on the floor#wondering when Aelfric will show up to save them#Fe3h#Fire Emblem#The entire Golden Deer classroom stepped down tbh#Raphael save them Raphael#BL collective: together we can raise Dimitri in a safer and kinder way#GD: together we can make Claude even worse#BE: together we can figure out whose baby Hubert just kidnapped
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noooo I can’t practice piano now. what if my daughter drowns in the bath
#not writeblr#arthur lester out here making new excuses for musicians#I was gonna say “call me faroe lester the way I *gurgling choking sounds* but I think someone already did that#i’m sorry I had to make this post eventually#It is my job to bash Arthur Lester’s parenting#malevolent#arthur lester malevolent#arthur lester
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Well what would happen if we took the limbs off one by one?
I'd cry and writhe and try to bite you, alternating begging and pleading and fighting to get free as you methodically plant your boot on my carapace and carefully wrench my arms off one by one.
It wouldn't even kill me, and you'd be able to play with a limbless, weeping thing until my next molt.
#my next molt of course being when you get to do it all over again!#spiderposting#hhhhhhhhh this anon did things to me#getting that telltale ache in my shoulder that I get when I think about dismemberment#posts that make me gurgle
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so I finally started watching house and I finally understand the essence of a poor little meow meow. he’s such a bastard but MAN season three ain’t kind to him.
#James Wilson is my Blorbo#it’s that Labrador retriever gaze of his#known so well for having a soft touch that you almost forget that they have rather sharp teeth#in this metaphor house is an aging chihuahua#in pain that can’t be helped and is nasty because of it#something you orignally feel sorry for and then it gurgles a little growl at you and you’re like “okay NEVERMIND fuck me I guess”#12 year old Elliot my beloved#idiot thoughts#blog post#house md#gregory house#james wilson
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Simon Petrikov is a butch trans women
#jontalks#adventure time#I can’t remember if I posted abt my thoughts on Fionna and cake on here but it’s this#and that I watched the second episode 5 times and everytime I would grunt and gurgle throughout it
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The Ming Fan agenda...... it calls to me.................
#[distant gurgling noises of a drowning man]#if I wrote svsss fanfic itd be about him or SQH#I have my biases#they are strong#the world needs more Ming Fan content tbh#staring back at my drafts at the Ming Fan goes to naruto world crossover post draft#hrg#svsss#Ming Fan#birds rambles
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I love making her feel like she doesn’t have to be ashamed of anything.
Like no baby, you don’t have to hide that cute chubby tummy, you don’t have to restrain from eating as much as you want, you don’t have to muffle your burps and you don’t have to cover up your sweet belly gurgling.
Just lean back and let me handle it baby, it sounds like you enjoyed that.
#first post#tummy#i love my girlfriend#belly gurgles#tummy growling#chubbiness#chubby tummies#bellies#stomach sounds#stomach growling
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All Worked Up - Cal x Runa
Cal was attending an important work event and brought their girlfriend, Runa, as a plus one. Runa was talking with some of Cal’s coworkers when she noticed Cal was sitting all by themself. Runa noticed that Cal's dress suit was looking rather tight against their stomach.
Runa slowly weaves through the clusters of guests, stopping to greet the occasional acquaintance or admire a piece of artwork. Her ethereal green dress catching the attention of a few guests.
After a few moments of admiring their girlfriend before snapping back to reality, Cal waved their girlfriend over to the table they were sitting at. Runa pauses her rounds and the music in the background seems to swell as she saunters over to Cal and takes a seat across from them.
"Are you alright?" She asks, glancing down at their stomach as it strained against their dress suit.
Cal grins sheepishly, "I think I messed up... I think I ate a little too much, but I'm not sure if we can leave."
Runa nods thoughtfully, studying Cal's now rounded out midsection. "You're looking rather round there, babe." Runa says half-jokingly which earns her a glare from Cal. Runa reaches out to run a hand over Cal's abdomen as an unhappy sounding gurgle comes from within.
Panicking, Cal grabs their girlfriend's wrist. "Don't do that in public! There's too many people around..."
Runa makes a face, but nods. The gurgling of Cal's stomach is still persistent and it was beginning to worry Runa. "We've gotta get you out of here..."
"Are you sure? I feel like I should probably stay at least a little bit longer. We haven't been here very long..." Cal asked meekly, feeling guilty for having eaten too much.
But Runa wasn't going to have any of it. "Are you kidding me?" Runa asks, her expression softening when she sees Cal's sad expression. "We need to get you home so you can rest, okay?"
Cal glances over at their coworkers mingling. They probably wouldn't notice if the two of them left. They look back at Runa and nodded, "Okay, let's go."
Runa's hand grips Cal's as she pulls them to their feet. "Come on, darling."
"Oh fuck." Cal gasps quietly as Runa helps them up. Their tummy protests the movement as several unsettled gurgles sound off in their belly. "Let's go before anyone notices." Cal murmurs.
"You know I'm taking you to bed as soon as we get home, right?" Runa smirks as she helps take on some of Cal's weight, pulling them out of the building and towards the door. "No protests."
"Rest assured, I won't fight it one bit." Cal groans, rubbing uncomfortably at their side.
Out in the parking lot, Runa helps Cal into the passenger seat, where his stomach instantly begins to let out a series of unhappy, burbling groans. They whine as Runa drapes their seatbelt over their form. "God, you look so full right now, honey."
Cal quickly pulls on their dress coat, somewhat concealing their stomach. "Can you just drive us home?" Cal murmurs, laying their cheek on the window.
Runa gives Cal's hand a squeeze before starting the car. As the engine roars to life, Cal leans their head back, their swollen belly pushing out. When the car is finally moving, Cal shifts uncomfortably, trying to ignore the thunderous gurgles rolling within their digestive tract.
Cal muffles a burp behind their fist and they shift their hips in the seat, trying to get comfortable. "Why did I eat so much at a fucking work event.. I'm so stupid." Cal mumbles guiltily to themself.
Runa glances over at Cal, who's looking even more uncomfortable than they were before. "I'm sure nobody noticed." She glances down at Cal's belly and is about to say something when a louder gurgle tears through their tummy. "Oh, dear... that doesn't sound so good... uh..." She clears her throat, "You really did have quite a lot of food, didn't you?"
Cal burps into their fist once more. "I'm really full... I feel so sick oh god..." Cal covers their face with their hand.
This tugs at Runa's heartstrings as she feels pity for her partner, who clearly is just feeling so miserable and embarrassed beyond belief. She reaches out and takes Cal's free hand, giving it a supportive squeeze. "It'll be okay, love. We'll get you home and you can just get lots of rest until you're feeling better." She once again glances down at Cal's stomach, a flicker of apprehension crossing her features. "Let's hope this is just a simple case of indigestion..."
The two of them finally pull into the driveway and make it inside the house. Before Cal can make it inside, they have to lean against the door briefly.
"Oh, sweetheart.." Runa rushes to help Cal into the doorway, taking a lot of their weight. With a groan from Cal, she helps them into the foyer and up to their bedroom. As they move slowly up the stairs, Runa takes notice of the noises emanating from Cal's gut.
When they finally make it up the stairs, Cal starts to break down. "I feel so disgusting." Their eyes start to well up with tears.
Runa's heart breaks at the sight of Cal's tears. "Sweetheart..." She wraps her arms around Cal, hugging them tightly. "You are so beautiful, Cal. Absolutely stunning, if not a little bloated at the moment." She laughs a little as Cal's stomach lets loose with a flurry of unpleasant sounds. "We'll go a little easier on the food for a bit. No big deal."
"But my coworkers.. I made a complete fool of myself! I looked so... so..." Cal just shakes their head.
"Darling." Runa shakes her head. "You don't need to worry about what they think of you. I love you and I think you look absolutely gorgeous. Even when you're full as a tick." She playfully taps a finger on Cal's full stomach, making them blush. She lets go of Cal's hand and gently pushes them towards the bathroom. "Let's get you some tums and a nice relaxing bath, okay?"
Runa leads Cal into the bedroom and Cal sits down on the bed, hunched over. They still look very tense but Runa is determined to make them relax.
Runa pulls Cal's dress coat to the side- now it's only their shirt protecting their bare stomach against anyone's prying eyes. "Come on, love, into the bathroom." With one arm wrapped around Cal's back, she practically pushes them into the room.
Cal's eyes widen in protest, but the sounds coming from their belly are too loud and insistent to ignore. He complies, his cheeks coloring with both modesty and mortification.
"I've got to get these clothes off you." Runa speaks firmly as she peels the shirt off Cal's torso, the action accompanied by another long and sloppy gurgle from their stomach. "Then we'll get you something for the bloating and we'll run you a bath." She pauses, eyes widening a bit. "Oh, wow..."
Cal wraps their arms around their belly. They are absolutely mortified over this whole ordeal. "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!"
Runa shakes her head quickly, "No, no, I just didn't realize you were this bloated! It's okay, it's okay..." Runa pats Cal's back. She's worried, though- the sounds coming from their stomach aren't getting any better. Their body is still tensing up, trying to cope with the pain of it all. "You'll be okay, I promise. Let me just get you to the bathtub..."
Cal sits down in the tub, but still doesn't seem to be relaxing. With a resigned sigh, she slides beside Cal and places her arms on the edges of the bathtub. She rests her hand on Cal's swollen belly, rubbing it gently. "You're not letting yourself relax..."
Cal whines softly and lays their head on the side of the tub. "I can't relax. I ruined everything because I ate too much." Cal's tummy let's out a painful gurgle and they groan. "I'm so stupid. Why did I do this?"
Runa starts gently massaging Cal's tender stomach and shakes her head, "You're not stupid, you just ate a lot of food. It'll be okay."
Cal takes a slow, deep breath and nods. "You're right. I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm so upset over everything right now..."
The gurgling coming from Cal's stomach had quieted a little, although the bloating and feeling of discomfort was still present. Runa's eyebrows furrow in consideration. "Do you not normally eat so much? She asks, continuing to rub Cal's tummy.
Cal shakes their head, "No, definitely not." A burp catches them by surprise and they blush furiously. "Excuse me, sorry."
"It's okay, love." Runa smiles down at Cal, who seems still tense and uneasy despite the massage. "Well, if it's not a regular thing for you to eat so much, your stomach obviously didn't respond too well. No biggie. We'll just relax for a bit and I'll keep rubbing your belly, okay?"
Cal nods once again. Although they're still having a hard time relaxing, they still find Runa's presence incredibly soothing. "Um, can we lay in bed instead? I can't really relax in the bath very well..."
Runa nods, "Alright, let me help you out." She reaches down beside the tub to help Cal get out, giving their belly a light pat as she helps them to the bed. "Can I bring you any water or crackers?"
Cal swallows, contemplating it for a moment before shaking their head no. "I really can't eat anything else right now. Thank you though." Cal takes a pair of sweatpants, puts them on and crawls into bed.
"Alright, love. Whatever you need." Runa watches as Cal curls into bed, her eyes lingering on their belly-it still looks uncomfortably swollen. She crawls into bed beside them and starts stroking their hair. "Think you can go to sleep?"
"Mhm..." Cal murmurs lazily, finally starting to feel relaxed.
The two of them drift off to sleep together, Cal's stomach finally starting to settle.
#stomach noises#stomach gurgles#bloated stomach#stomach kink#tummy kink#tummy noises#upset stomach#stomachache#totallytummy Runa#totallytummy Cal#not my best work#i just really wanted to post something lol
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layer7 I need it right now right this second here 3 AM I need layer 7 world is white
World is red
#shaking crying screaming#ok step 1 turn on computer step 2 Microsoft paint 3 click paint bucket click red 4 click canvas#the world looks red#growling frothing gurgling#who wants to hit each other with hammers#hey guys i just realized that my level of gabriel derangement is directly in line with ‘you need to start taking iron supplements again’#peel him with the can opener yay cranberry sauce just for me yayhh#sorry for being v slur salad eater#it means my body skips over the meat hunger and goes straight up vampire mode. which is objectively funnier#sanest ulrakrill fan post im fine#who wants to hit each other with. hammers
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i always forget that you can make posts on tumblr
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Apparently The Isle’s big new update is dropping today.
I cant wait to be relentlessly murdered by bees, it’s really what that community’s been asking for.
#gurgles#i’ll probs be live posting my reaction lmao this is gonna be busted#the map does seem nice tho!!! i’m just cynical lol been playing it for too long#the isle evrima#the isle gateway#the isle game#fucking bees
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due to Le Stigma i already feel weird telling my friends who know abt it and are normal about it how ut affects me. telling all these strangers? i will fucking die
#gurgles#and theres a non zero chance someone will ask me to blacklist tag my posts abt it because an abled persons comfort#is more importart than a disabled person coming to terms with themself unfortunately
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what a good way to start the day..............................
#is chris still doing interviews where is my backstory!!!!!!#where are the bts!!!!!!!#sebastian was SO busy during that time bit he showed up i'm drowning in my own tears#he's on chris's left 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#god sebastian had to have brought up the penis thing at this point right#like hahaha coincidence i was possibly gonna ask you to do a cameo too#they love each other so much#[gurgling noises as i finally succumb to my ocean of tears]#also the last scene is just a fantasy sam has post ws#steve's pining about how everything reminds him of bucky#bucky used to walk just like us bucky used to eat food bucky used to call me steve bucky used to breathe air#and sam just goes to his little happy place where he gets revenge for his car#evanstan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Welcome, brave travelers!
This is the blog where I pour out my heart and soul! Let's get into it. (Pay attention to the purple words)
Characters:
Hayden! A flirty dork who likes to eat. He has shoulder length blonde hair and is a part time barista. He is dating...
Marie! A feisty detective, who tends to forget lunch. Her hair is short and black, making her a brunette.
Johnny! Is a pleasant teacher who sometimes overdoes it with his favorite food. But he's married and head over hills for...
Melanie! A total sweetie pie, who loves sweets. But she avoids Icecream due to her lactose intolerance. She also loves Johnny just as much.
Zee! He's a badass under cover scientist who likes any type of noodle. He has orange hair and a sister who tends to use him as a guinea pig. He's engaged to...
Faith! A stoic and sleepy woman who works in a big company. Her hair is a dark purple and she tends to eat out alot.
Jen! She's a socially awkward CEO who pretty much hates all humans. Needless to say, she uses door dash at ton.
Seal! A tall chill guy who works right under Jen. He's handsome and has light brown hair. Everything is perfect except his stomach.
(More coming soon...:-)
What's to come🌬:
Hunger
Stomach aches
Super natural stomach aches
Indigestion
Lactose intolerance
On the maybe list☁️:
Barfing
Scat
Gas
Stuffing
NSFW
What won't come🌩:
Vore
Weight gain
Rumbly pregnancy
Messing
Appendicitis
Please note that these rules may change anytime
Welp, that's all from moi.
♦️Happy reading!♥️
#first post#new to tumblr#very excited#belly k!nk#stomach ache#hunger kink#stomach noises#stomach gurgling#gurgling tummy#indigestion#my ocs#oc insert#couples#more to come#corneliathegreat#hazbin hotel#hazbin charlie
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ate 3 sugar free gummy bears last night, they were definitely bubbling and causing some gas in my belly and a little pain but nothing crazy…. just finished my coffee for the day though and my belly is going crazy with the noises
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"girl, we are hurgling and gurgling"
-my tummy
#im mad we cant do quote posts anymore bitches#im soooo sleepy in bed tired but my stomach said no time for rest#hurgle gurgle hours 💯😤
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