#GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

[pines4thetwin]

My favorite thing is when gf incest shippers are hesitant with their thoughts when they first start talking about their ships

And are like "hey guys um what if stan and dipper um like kissed and stan touches- ya know nvm bye"

But then they get comfy and are like "Ford fucked his brother then groomed dipper and mabel is stans baby girl princess and he spoils her with gifts and orgasms have a good day."

[ninbinary]

[ask-emoripals]

Kel, you stand here before the supreme gay court. Make your case as to how you are not infact a simp.

🏀: I yell at my boyfriend whenever he does annoying shit!

🎹: Indeed…… meanwhile you allow my little brother to tease you. The court finds him guilty!

🏀: M-MARI!?

[the-winters-prince]

Medraut, why are Lleu's taste buds already so fucked he cannot taste aconite and spurge in water. 🙂🙂

[starchilddante]

I always get so mad when people accuse me of taking on traits from characters (mostly because they use it to invalidate me, but still)

Guess who deadass just realized they started drinking lemonade all the time because of Tori Spring? 💀

[myhotmessandsoccer]

We the people find the defendant donnie j trump Guilty!

[metan-0-ia]

what is this unbearable feeling of lightness that feels too heavy for me to shoulder alone. Theres comfort in being able to lead a life noone knows about, a life you can't speak of which not only engulfs you in guilt, but also drowns you in sorrow.

[sparklebyte]

“here’s what we know about the uhc shooter”

WRONG! He is a suspect and we should treat him as such. He should be treated as innocent until proven guilty, not guilty until proven innocent. He’s a person of interest not the killer. I don’t care what the media or authorities are saying, he’s a human being who deserves a fair trial and deserves to be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[shamefulzombie]

Not Perfect

[evilmark999]

As of February 21, 2024, that number is 749 with all of them entering plea deals instead of going to trial; also, nearly two-thirds of those deals have included incarceration...

Donald, if you're reading this: Your case is drawing near!

[raptor-claw]

someone sedate this man.

[destielmemenews]

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[oliviridian]

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