#GUESS WHO'S ON HIS WAY TO CANADA FOR SEASON 3???
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thelambliesdown1974 · 6 months ago
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I posted this is comedy yaoi but actually I need everyone to see it because I’m an educator. In lieu of the mass grief following the recent US election here’s my complete unabridged opinion piece on both the RPF and character-based SCTV yaoi-verse✊
Okay so here’s my introduction paragraph for those now in the know — second city television was a sketch comedy show that ran from ‘76-84 originally in syndication, later on CBC and NBC. It was basically the Canadian ‘underground’ version of SNL except the framing for all the skits was a fictitious dysfunctional television station (SCTV) run by a handful of recurring characters and starring Dave Thomas, John Candy, Catherine O’Hara, Eugene Levy, Joe Flaherty, Andria Martin, Rick Moranis, and Martin Short though in various combinations over the years. Oh and also Harold Ramis but only for the first two seasons so no comment.
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I’d say Flaherty was kind of the big brother for everyone else in the operation— he was in the original theatre troupe and part of the show since day one. That’s not to say he was at all authoritarian though, Joe was definitely a soft spoken democratic leader. Maybe like Woodrow Wilson. Or Dumbledore, if that’s more relevant to you personally. I wouldn’t say he has any particularly strong yaoi ties to anyone else in the cast except I guess Eugene Levy since they were kind of each other’s creative muses. HOWEVER…. in terms of SCTV characters their respective newscaster personas Floyd and Earl are undoubtedly boning in a toxic nasty way on station property and probably are also the #1 SCTV couple in a Stefon and Seth sort of way (see below)
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I almost forgot they also play classic 70s talk show hosts and there’s a lot of fan-fiction about them getting each other pregnant okay that’s all.
NEXT. John Candy was also one of the original members and while he wasn’t necessarily involved in either type of yaoi, his characters were integral in giving especially season 1 a very homoerotic flair. It was mostly his washed up actor-sona Johnny LaRue constantly and publicly struggling against the gay allegations since his segment in the very first episode. While trying to find that clip I actually instead found this SCTV Reddit image with a poorly overlaid huge Ariel caption that I like better. (See below)
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I don’t have a whole lot to say about Catherine O’Hara, I think she was too self respecting both on screen and irl to get involved but I love her. She wrote a lot with Joe and Eugene so they were kind of like a platonic power throuple in my awesome mind. Andria Martin…. I am less sure about. She played the butch lesbian A LOT and I think has confirmed actually had sex with another woman (YURI) but I won’t say anything……. See below. Also interesting photo to use for that particular article.
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NEXT….. Okay Dave Thomas, I really am not even sure where to begin with him but he was also one of the chief writers and original troupe members who ended up meeting Rick Moranis and bringing him on in season 3. The whole thing was partly his brainchild and he did author a book on the group’s history however I don’t see Dave as being as serious as Levy or Flaherty writing and production-wise. He’s kind of very theatre guy goofy silly on screen but also has an aura of sociopolitical jadedness that starts coming through in his Bill Needle sketches (a fictional miserable entertainment critic slash commentator I’ll discuss later) but especially once Dave started doing Doug McKenzie after Moranis joined.
They met at some comedy-based party in Canada (the gayest place you can meet) and really hit it off and immediately preformed as a musical duo that night (the gayest activity you can partake in. It’s like Simon and Garfunkel). Rick was kind of the new kid of the group after he was brought on but since Dave was a senior member they ended up working together a lot. The Great White North AKA the McKenzie brother skits are for sure no question what made SCTV anywhere near as well known as it is today and that was Thomas and Moranis’ comedy child. Okay and you might be thinking ‘how are they the most real life yaoiful couple on the cast but also are famous for playing brothers’ — that’s a good question and the answer is just don’t think about it too hard. I think Bob and Doug are more a testament to Dave and Rick’s day 1 original pure beautiful friendship that then laid the path for more later on. Like in this except from Dave’s book ⬇️
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Anyway yes they’re 70 year old best friends now and still talk on the phone all the time and it’s awesome. But they were probably the closest out of anyone and both had to simultaneously deal with their sudden and overwhelming joint fame after Great White North blew up, which was unpleasant for both of them and involved a lot of travel and hotel rooms. (See below: an interview photo, their radio appearance promoting their comedy album, and whatever’s happening in the last one. Also notice how Dave’s face is a perfect circle he’s so cute)
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Okay circling back to Bill Needle — he was a character Dave started doing in early on that went on until he left the show and he’s kind of irrelevant except for a few yaoiful details. He’s constantly having marital problems and has a weird friendship with the sleazy semi-creepy SCTV station president Guy Caballero whom Flaherty plays, and would I say they’re OFFICIALLY a yaoi couple not really but it’s there.
But yeah anyway in conclusion Rick and Dave show up in a bunch of each others sketches throughout the series and they write together and talk together and have play dates together and kiss and everyone else on SCTV absorbs their faggotry either by free will or by association and I think that’s what’s really important to remember and also I love them and I love you too. Oh and also Martin Short’s there near the end but he’s irrelevant except for inventing Ed Grimly and being Steve Martin’s de facto wife later in life. THE END
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cheesecakeislazy · 3 months ago
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Disventure Camp- All Stars! Rewritten and Revamped: The Call
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(Artist Credit To: @yourwworstnightmare )
Krystal knew that it was a little stupid to make the third season of the show she ran an “All Stars” season, but she couldn’t help it.. her brain was overflowing with possibilities of interesting scenes and drama for the TV to show off to the world. Krystal put more than the budget allowed for this season, so it had to be better, brighter, and more entertaining than any other season imaginable!
Krystal hired a new intern, Emily, perfect for the job… a woman to put in the gentle seeds of drama and distrust… amazing for reality TV. Paired with some new�� less useful interns, Trevor and Derek, the show had some extra help and sacrifice when needed. She just hoped Nina didn’t want another ritual…
Canada. Chilly, lovely, Canada. Jake had been living with Miriam for a while now. Nothing crazy, Jake helped her with chores and dinner, Miriam helped him through life with comfort and advice. Exactly what the two needed. Especially since Tom never answered the damn phone anymore…
“It isn’t worth it, Jake dear.” Miriam spoke softly as she grabbed the chocolate chips out of the cupboard.
Jake’s eyes darted downwards, staring at the phone in his hands. “I know, but what if-“ Jake began to speak, but before continuing the phone rang.
Without taking a moment to look, Jake immediately answered the call, expecting Tom’s handsome voice on the other line. However, it ended up being another voice he unfortunately recognized..
“Hey! Krystal from Disventure Camp here! This is Jake Hamilton, correct?” Jake sighed in disappointment, begrudgingly answering her with a yes.
“Great. I assume you and Miriam are still in close touch, so just tell her for me, would you? Anyways, Season 3 for our little project has been in the works for quite some time! However… we do need a cast for it to work out. I think you know what I’m asking you, correct?”
Jake couldn’t believe this. Already? A season 3? How the hell did the show profit so much, it was honestly kinda shit in his opinion. Although, he did suppose season 2 was decent. That Aiden guy was cute… and his relationship with James seemed sweet.. and that Riya looked like a bitch. Jake sighed before finally responding, “What the hell would be in it for me to join the cast of that hellscape?! It ruined my life! I met a dude who ghosted me! My parents practically disowned me! Why would I do that to myself and Miriam?”
Krystal simply rolled her eyes, knowing that the drama king himself would make a scene of this. “It’s quite simple actually, the reward has been tripled. That’s right! It is now $3 Million.” Krystal smiled, hearing the way Jake’s breath hitched in surprise. Perfect. If Jake joins, so will Miriam. That’s how the two function.
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Traveling the world wasn’t so bad, he guessed. But.. sometimes Aiden just wanted to stay home. Away from social media, away from a bunch of eyes, away from… him. Aiden still cared about James, just like how he cared for Lake! The… exact same way he felt for Lake..
Aiden hated to admit the fact that the spark between them was gone. James was still very attractive and sweet, but his romantic attraction towards him just… slowly began to fade. Yet Aiden couldn’t get the courage to break it off, to tell him how he truly felt.
Aiden constantly felt like whenever he was with James, he needed to pretend. Even when there wasn’t a phone in sight. He was honestly begging for a moment to talk to his best friend in person, Aiden’s anxiety had been getting worse about all of this. James would never search through Aiden’s belongings to see if there was something amiss, but what if James did? Aiden couldn’t call Lake, what if James overheard him? Aiden tried so hard to rationalize his brain, James wasn’t some abusive asshole.. so why did his brain treat this possible break up like Aiden would end up dead?
“Aiden? Are you alright?” James looked into Aiden’s soft eyes, concerned for his lover.
Aiden was startled, oh gee.. how long was he zoned out for? “I’m fine! Sorry! You know me,” Aiden laughed nervously, “I just zoned out for a moment is all, promise.” Aiden smiled, hoping that James didn’t think of anything much more than that.
“No worries, love! I do that all the time!” James smiled back as Aiden had to resist the urge to cringe. The petname used to make Aiden weak to his knees, now it made him feel uncomfortable and awkward. James wanted to take a selfie of the two of them relaxing in the sun together, Aiden just agreed, quite honestly just wanting to get this trip over with…
Suddenly, the phone rang..
“Hello? Is this James Costa and/or Aiden Brooks? This is Emily from the Disventure Camp show. I was wondering if the two of you could come in for an interview with me! Oh- and in order to be interviewed… you have to join the show..” The female voice sounded.. manipulative? Aiden didn’t really know how to put it. But her voice reminded him of when a siren lured in poor sailors to their deaths. Except this time it was a phone call to lure them back into a shitshow.
Aiden spoke up, “Why on earth would we join the show? My boyfriend already won! Plus, we’ve already been on! Why would we do it again??” Emily simply sighed, perhaps she’d had to explain this multiple times already today.
“Because the season we’re doing is an “All-Stars” season. A.K.A. You, along with some others from season 1 and 2, can rejoin the show for this season to get a chance at $3 Million Dollars.” Aiden could hear her extenuate the amount of money they could win this go around.. he began to sweat… if he broke up with James, he might need that money if James gets sour with him.. Aiden looked over to see James’ eyes widen with the prospect of that much money.
Aiden and James locked eyes, before they both said yes to rejoining the show simultaneously. Aiden prayed that this wasn’t some horrible mistake…
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destinygoldenstar · 3 months ago
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🌟And So It Begins🌟 - Total Drama Viewer Reacts to Disventure Camp Season 3 Episode 1 “Reach For The Stars”
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We are finally here.
I finally made it to the merge.
I watched both seasons, I know all the context now, and now we are here.
When I started watching this show, it was just before the finale of the season came out. I think there's like... 20 Episodes?
Well, I THOUGHT, the playlist has 22.
I came in the show at the height of everyone saying shit things about the show. And I decided to do it anyway.
I'm both nervous and excited. Cause I don't know what I'm getting into. I heard that this season was bad.
To that I say, well, if it is bad, I want it to be amazingly bad. I want to have fun with it anyway.
These episodes are OVER THIRTY MINUTES LONG, which is crazy.
And it makes me scared about a posts image limit.
Before I start, I just wanted to thank you all so much for your support of these reaction posts. It really warms my heart and motivates me to see you all enjoy these, my bad jokes, and what I have to say.
No matter what, I think this season's reaction posts are gonna be fun to do as a result.
So... I guess I have to start it now. Here we go...
Oh she's calling everyone in. I get it.
AAAAHHHHH JAKE!!!! HE'S WITH MIRIAM!!!
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Who's this girl?
She's like "You gonna ditch me on the clock like this?"
"YEP!"
And he just runs away XD
And she just call the boss like, "We got a runner."
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ROSA!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU ROSA!!!
Is that her daughter?! Oh my gosh... ❤️
DID THEY GET RID OF HER LIBRA NECKLACE?!?!
FOR SHAME ODDNATIONS! FOR SHAME!!
It's one thing to not bring her back. It's another to GET RID OF HER LOVELY LIBRA NECKLACE!!
#JUSTICEFORROSA'SLIBRANECKLACE
Oh I forgot to put captions on. Whoops.
"We're back with eighteen of your favorite and not so favorite competitors."
*COUGH* YUL *COUGH*
"Two years have passed since our first season, and one since our second."
Yeah. I figured that as much.
"Disventure Camp All Stars!"
Why did she say that in a whisper?
I would've directed her to project personally.
"DISVENTURE CAMP ALL STARS!!! LET'S GO!!!! ARE YOU EXCITED?!?!"
OOH INTRO!!!!
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OH SHIT- XD
IT'S THE FIRST SECOND AND SHE ALREADY KILLED OLIVER!
Welp, she's a bad person. Noted.
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Well now I want context. That image was not a coincidence.
Why are you two fighting? What happened?
And where's Tess? She's in the poly too.
And until I hear them say it, DO NOT tell me it's just Hunter and Allyson. They CLEARLY said Hunter chose both of them and they're in a polycule.
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Oh yeah these two. They hate each other now.
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HEY!
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY GRETT!!!
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And I called it.
Jake is an asshole.
"NOTICE ME DAMMIT!!!"
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Aaaaaannnnd that's a glimpse of Riya's life.
*Gets a Grammarly Ad*
This intro has a Grammarly ad? Bruh. Fuck Grammarly.
"We are currently in Ottawa Canada to pick up our first five participants."
Only FIVE of them live in Canada? I'm surprised.
"Here comes our favorite granny and grandson duo..."
YUUUUSSS👏
"I'm ready to collect another million!"
XD
You know grandma's here to slay!
"Aren't you worried your age is catching up to you?"
"Bold of you to assume I let that stop me."
"There is no age limit for adventure, Krystal."
Exactly. Grandma all the way!
"If you're not sure about this, we can still leave."
You too? Don't you know who she is?
"It's just... I'm worried."
"Have you lost your damn mind?"
I get why he's worried, but also, come on. It's Miriam.
"Our viewers are dying to know."
HA HA HA, GET IT? CAUSE SHE'S OLD, AND EVERYONE THINKS SHE'S GONNA DIE?!?
Don't kill Miriam. Don't have this be foreshadowing Miriam dying. She does not deserve that!
"I bought a house near the beach. Then, with what was left, I helped Jake so he could move out of his parents house."
Awwww! They're living together?!
She really did adopt him! That's so sweet!
"Do you have problems with your parents, Jake?"
"No, they're just not the most understanding people and... I prefer to distance myself for awhile."
Aw.
Yeah, I have to assume it didn't go well since Season 1.
With the whole, you know, making out with a spy on National TV.
"The Disventure Camp audience loved the relationship you formed during the first season."
I FEEL CALLED OUT.
"Do you two still keep in contact?"
"All the time! We're basically neighbors. We even went on a trip a few months ago."
Aw that's awesome! Love hearing that Jake and Tom are still friends!
I'm a bit surprised. But they actually worked things out in the platonic sense!
"...although we had to cut it short."
"Miriam got a little sick, and she's been having some back problems."
...
OH SHIT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT JAKE AND MIRIAM. OH.
THAT'S MY BAD.
We're what, four minutes in, and I already fucked something up?
Where's Tom then? Did he not go on this trip too?
"Does it bother you to talk about your vulnerabilities, Miriam?"
"Bold of you to assume I have vulnerabilities! Everyone gets sick! I'm not dying! I'M NOT DYING!"
"Jake, in this entire interview you haven't mentioned Tom. What happened to him?"
Okay now they're talking about it.
They kept distance, right?
"Next question please."
Huh?
No no. No next question. I want to know how you two are holding up.
"Emily, if you have insight, Jake would love to know what happened to Tom."
He doesn't know what's going on with Tom?
You don't, I don't know, CALL?!
TOM HAS A PHONE, RIGHT?
"Yeah, so uh, we've been distancing ourselves because of what happened on our season, and turns out, Tom does not own a phone. So it's kinda difficult to keep in touch with that hurtle."
"What?! No I wouldn't! Why would I care about him?!"
Oh, and Jake is also avoiding it.
Something happened.
And I bet he's still upset about their season.
What did I say? Jake is an asshole. I CALLED THIS.
"Oh brother..."
XD
Miriam's like "Ugh, YOUNG PEOPLE. Am I right?"
"Hurry Hunter, we're gonna be late!"
SHE HAS HER DEEP VOICE BACK! YAY!!!
"That's an understatement, you are already late."
What?
There's only two people in the plane right now! What are you talking about?
"Oh shit, sorry Ally, I just realized I forgot the Nintendo Switch."
OH NO NOT THE SWITCH!!!!
Awww, no bonding through gaming this time :(
That sounds like something Hunter would do though.
"But I reminded you right before leaving!"
Allyson, you're dating Hunter. You should know he's a bit dense.
Also, I would've thought she would get it herself since it's HERS, but whatever.
"Now what will we do in our free time?"
Touch grass.
This really isn't a huge dealbreaker.
I mean, I would have a freak out if I forgot my earbuds going somewhere, but also it's like "Oh dammit. Oh well."
"This year, electronic devices are prohibited at camp."
I'm surprised that wasn't a rule previously.
"Really? Why?"
Girl,
IT'S THE OUTDOORS!!!
IT'S SURVIVOR!!!
GO TOUCH GRASS!!
"Still, it sometimes feels like you ignore me when I ask you for something."
I mean... okay?
I wouldn't say Hunter is the best at relationships. So that checks out.
OH HEY! CROSS SEASON INTERACTIONS!!!
"The pleasure is ours."
Oh wow.
Jake's actually not as bad as I thought he would be. I thought he was gonna give the cold shoulder here XD
"Oh, you kids were my favorites in your season!"
Aw, that's sweet that this is canon.
"What happened to the other girl? I forgot her name."
They're your favorites, but you don't know their names?
BRUH.
"She went to study in New York."
"We haven't seen her in months, but we're seeing her soon!"
Oh okay. That checks out.
So they're just long distance in regards to Tess. I get it.
It's cool that she's in college now! That's awesome!
"So Ally, how have you been dealing with all the haters?"
Haters?
Nobody hated her last season. They voted her off cause she was a threat and they were still on good terms.
I'm not an Allyson hater. I liked her.
"Oh, fans are great! I love my fans... it's the haters that I could do without."
Oh, you mean online.
She has a gaming career, right?
So yeah, haters are to be expected no matter what you do online.
Trust me, I've had very harsh mean comments on some of my posts.
After awhile, you kinda stop caring because at the end of the day, you have people in person that love you, and you have online folks that do love what you do.
"Especially after Allyson and I became public about our relationship."
Poly-phobic?
Allyson's chill though. I think she just hates that it's a topic of discussion here.
Haters don't matter!
(Criticism & Haters are different things btw)
TOM!!!
I LOVE his new design. I said this already. This is such a glow up!
"Aren't spies supposed to be, I dunno, fast?"
"Yes, but I'm wearing normal clothes now! I still gotta get used to it!"
"Met a familiar face at TSA. We were officers in training together and-"
"Did I ask?"
Yes. Krystal. Yes you did.
"Uh, yeah?"
Yeah. Tom's a dude failure, but he's not stupid.
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AH-
*Covers mouth to prevent squeals*
UH. YOU-TOM-YOU-YOU UH... HI!!!
HOW'S IT GOING? YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT!!!🤭
"Well... uh... busy with work, you know..."
Well this awkward XD
"A call to ask how we were doing wouldn't have hurt!"
Uh, yeah, before you got on the season.
Kind of not the best.
"Sorry, my minds been occupied with... other matters... we'll talk later!"
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Um... bye?
What the hell was that?
Tom. THAT'S YOUR LOVE.
I guess they're still not over it.
OOOH THE LESBIANS! YES!
"It feels strange... going back to where it all began..."
Yeah, especially after all Ellie had done. I can imagine that'd weigh on her.
"I'm glad to have another chance, but the bad memories keep coming back."
Yeah, exactly.
Ellie isn't necessarily a bad person, she just did bad stuff.
"Don't worry, I'm sure this is our year to shine!"
Especially yours, Gabby!
Oh hi Tess!
I still don't like this design. Sorry not sorry.
Why is she wearing sneakers with tights? Why is she wearing a black camisole over a white T-Shirt that leaves such a small and pointless belly window? Why is her hair in a bun?
I don't like it. I do not see the logic behind the design choice.
"Did you see my text?"
OH.
OH THEY KNOW EACH OTHER?
"Yeah, we actually study at the same University."
WHAT?!
OH THAT'S SO COOL! I LOVE THAT!
Wait Ellie can afford college now? Since when?
"You two make for a great couple."
They do. They really do.
"It's uncommon for that to come out of a trashy reality show."
Yeah, she's seen Total Drama.
But you also have a-
*BEEP*
What?
*TEHNICAL DIFFICULTIES*
I accidentally clicked out of the episode XD
That's my bad.
Okay we're back a bit, but it's fine.
I was gonna say Tess got her own loves in terms of Allyson and Hunter.
Oh the beep was the plane XD
I thought that was my computer setting off something XD
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AWWWWWW ❤️
"I just came to spend more time with Ally and Hunter."
Respectfully.
"So you're not at all bothered with third wheeling the love birds?"
THEY'RE POLY.
LONG DISTANCE IS A THING.
Also, "The three of them aren't openly affectionate."
Not all couples are all lovey dovey all the time. I'm asexual. I'm not that way with my relationship.
You can be casual and still be considered lovers.
This is just how they are. There's nothing wrong with that.
And there's nothing wrong with them being poly.
"I actually motivated Ally to finally confirm things with Hunter."
Didn't they do that in Season 2?
I'm very confused.
OH. HELLO ELLIE.
XD
Everyone immediately gives her the STINK EYE.
They're not gonna forgive you, sweetie.
I mean I dunk on Ellie, but it's not because she did that stuff.
"Look, I could forgive everything you did on our season, but those interviews?!"
What interviews?
"You dragged us all on live television!"
Oh. OH SHE DID THAT?!
DAMN.
"I did nothing wrong! Jake is a whiny bitch and he deserved it! LOL!"
"You can eat shit and die!"
Yeah so maybe that's why Jake and Tom are distant now.
ELLIE WOULD NOT LET THEM FORGET.
"It's been almost two years. It's time for them to get over it."
I mean... yeah. I agree there.
"Besides, I didn't say anything that bad."
“I just gave Jake some public death threats. That's all.”
Well if THAT doesn't make Jake and Allyson besties, I dunno what does XD. They're going through the same thing.
"I heard that Tom still ignores Jake's calls."
OH SHIT WE ACTUALLY SEE IT.
WAIT TOM HASN'T CALLED IN TWO YEARS?!?! THE FUCK?!?!?
I mean I know he said he wanted distance, but GODDAMN.
"Can you blame him? Dealing with Jake should count as community service."
OH DAMN.
DON'T DO HIM LIKE THAT. COME ON.
YEAH I WOULD IMAGINE JAKE IS AFFECTED AFTER HEARING THAT.
"You know why he's ignored you for two years? Because you're insufferable and nobody wants you around!"
"And Tom's no better. I mean the guy's an idiot. Who goes onto Reality TV as a spy?"
I mean... yep. I agree.
"Miriam didn't deserve to win."
OF COURSE. OF COURSE YOU'D SAY THAT.
"If that happens again, I'm letting her go towards the light."
SHIT!
THAT'S JUST UNCALLED FOR! NO MATTER HOW PISSED YOU ARE THAT YOU LOST TO HER!
YOU DON'T SAY THAT TO PEOPLE!
NO WONDER THEY'RE PISSED. I'D BE PISSED TOO IF I WERE THEM.
"The Purple Team was a disaster."
I agree.
It had Reality TV's Stupidest Alliance after all.
"Grett is honestly one of, if not the worst person I've ever met."
Worse than Yul? I don't believe that.
But even though I love her, she isn't a good person.
"First off Alec, your standard for children is alarming."
Considering he worked with a psychopath... yeah.
So uh... it's good to know that Ellie is BITTER after the first season.
It makes sense. I expected it.
But DAMN.
"Not like anything I said was a lie."
No. They weren't lies. They were just uncalled for slander.
OH MY QUEEN!!!! MY QUEEN!!!!!
HI!!!
"Hey, we haven't talked about what you said on TV last week? Remember?"
Oh great. What now?
Did Riya ALSO slander her cast?
"You didn't mean any of that, did you?"
"It's nothing. I just told the fans what they wanted to hear. I have a certain reputation to uphold you know."
Yeah, I figured as much.
People are PRAISING her bad behavior. And it's so tragic.
Give the people what they want. That's all you are. What they want.
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OKAY BUT HOW CAN I BE MAD AT HER?
SHE LOOKS SO GORGEOUS!
I LOVE THIS OUTFIT SO MUCH! I LOVE THE PANTS AND THE GOLD TOP AND THE JEWELS ❤️
"What do you regret most in your last season?"
"A lot."
"...but I wouldn't tell you that."
"My only mistake was choosing Connor as a helper in the final."
Okay. I can see why Connor was upset.
Even if he did bail on her. Ouch.
Interesting how Riya has remorse for her TV reputation and the bad things she's said and done, but Ellie does not.
"GASP."
XD
WHAT WAS THAT?!
Okay that dude just wants attention!
So she's been throwing her only friend under the bus. Just because she has a career platform based off of that.
I feel bad for her.
But she is doing everything wrong.
I mean, I say that as though I am any better.
"For this next season and my next showing, I will present my REPUATATION! Everyone will kneel before be with respect! And Connor gets the bus!"
NO RIYA I HOPE YOU DON'T MEAN IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
Prepare to hear me do this until she gets eliminated. Get used to it.
"OH MY GOSH RIYA! I'M A HUGE FAN!"
Oh of course Gabby is a fan!
That's... that's both sweet and sad.
"Congrats on the Emmy!"
Yeah, so Riya's bad actions got her fame.
This is depressingly realistic.
Bad people get rewarded way too often in real life.
"How did you become so successful in Hollywood?"
"I left Aiden for dead."
"After the show, my current producer, Reynold Chaddington, was able to get me on a bunch of network dramas, and I quickly became "The Villainess Of TV"."
And that's who she is now.
Being herself and being decent is what ruins her success. Because the route of success that worked for her was to be immoral.
Again. DEPRESSINGLY REAL.
"Are you a couple now?"
The hell is with this lady?
THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS. Nothing about them last season was romantic.
OH COME ON. THAT'S RUDE.
DON'T DO ASHLEY LIKE THAT.
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Oh yeah. They're a couple. I forgot.
I'm glad she's back, actually. She has a nice aesthetic and she has a nice story.
Of the members of Reality TV's Stupidest Alliance that could've come back, I'm glad it's her.
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AWWWW YOU'RE SO CUTE
I just want to enjoy the Rosa crumbs while I have them.
ROSA. YOU WERE ROBBED. ❤️
"I wish you were coming too."
"I can't leave Sophia again."
Yeah... I guess that makes sense.
I still. I'm gonna miss you.
"Kick Yul in the nuts for me."
YEAH!!! KICK YUL IN THE NUTS!!! LET'S GO!!!
"Lake! Nice to finally meet you. I read one of your books, the one with the prince and the knight? I loved it!"
Oh my god Jake is a fanboy of her writing?
STOP. THAT'S TOO CUTE.❤️
"Is that award winning author Lake?!"
Award winning too! Wow!
Also hi James and Aiden.
"I'm still waiting for an apology for almost letting me die!"
XD
Yeah. That's justified.
"Keep waiting loser."
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"AND I'D DO IT AGAIN!"
"Aiden, do you still have a grudge against James for using you to gain followers?"
Uh, no. They resolved that.
What is with this lady? She is in everyone's business.
I mean, interviewers are like that. Still.
"My hubby is vewwy sowwy."
Hubby?
You're engaged?
"Uh... I'm so happy you two are doing good..."
I'm calling it right now, this woman is gonna be a twist villain. She's gonna try and steal Krystal's job.
GRETT!!!
"Grett! You look... different."
RUDE.
"I made some mistakes last season."
"This time, it's a chance to end the game on a less sour note."
Oh, Grett is redeeming herself?
Grett redemption arc?
"So is what you said on Twitter true?"
It's X now.
"How else could I sell those online courses on personal acceptance and my new vitamin supplement?"
Still don't know why she decided on this. But I'm open to listen.
"What made you come back?"
"Money."
XD
OH MY GOD XD
THAT'S SO REAL.
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"What inspired you to build second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?"
"Money."
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Oh.
I think he's doing great. 👍
"Wait! You forgot someone!"
"Yul!"
"Idk who that is. He's not on the list. WE'RE DEPARTING ANYWAY!"
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Oh. Yay.
"A dumb marching band blocked our exit for five minutes. Should have run em over."
And he's the exact same as we left him.
GREAT. I LOVE THIS. I'M SO GLAD HE'S BACK GUYS. I'M SO HAPPY. /s
"Hello baby!"
Baby?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS ON MY SCREEN?!?!?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
*gets up and paces around screaming and crying*
NO!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!
WHY DID YOU CREATE THIS?!?!?!
NOOOOOOO!!!! NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!
There's a fucking LAWNMOWER outside roaring! It's upset too!
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS?!??!
I HATE IT!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!!!!
GET THIS SHIT OFF MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW!!!
WHO THE FUCK SHIPPED YUL WITH GRETT?!??!
WHY?!??!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO GRETT?!??!
THIS IS WHY EVERYONE SAYS THIS SEASON SUCKS.
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
OH MY GOD!!! I HATE IT!!! I FUCKING HATE IT!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
*I had to get water to calm down after having a mental breakdown*
Why the fuck did you create this...? 😭
Grett deserves so much better. SO MUCH BETTER.
FUCK YUL. OH MY GOD.
WHY IS IT BUFFERING WITH THAT IMAGE?!?!
SHIT MY WIFI IS OUT!
*I fixed it*
God is torturing me.
EVERYONE IS DUMBFOUNDED XD
They're all like "WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT?!"
"His manager introduced us during a brand deal. Yul and I really it it off. He's been my spicy ab'd boyfriend ever since"
Spicy ab'd?
I hate it.
"Weren't you concerned after how he behaved on his season?"
"The Yul that I know is very different from the one that was seen on television."
I don't believe that one bit.
"Did the criticisms from fans about your body and weight contribute to your shift in personality?"
WHO BODY SHAMED MY GIRL?!?!
Also, they really are being explicit about the whole fans/fame/TV influence dictatorship on their lives.
I'm actually here for it.
Still. DO NOT BODY SHAME MY GIRL.
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT HER BODY TYPE IS.
"I should have you fired!"
GET HER GIRL.
"Girlfriend? Aren't you gay?"
What...?
Who-who thought that? No one made any sort of comment.
Actually, I was DM'ing some Disventure Camp fans, and they told me Yul had a 'gay voice'.
So I'm assuming that's where this is coming from???
Idk, in Season 2 I got NO impression of that at all.
"Don't lump me in with that disgusting crowd."
YEAH WELL I'M PRETTY SURE HALF OF THE CAST IN THIS PLANE IS QUEER, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Gay or not. Straight or not. You're still a bitch.
Who's calling him?
"Excuse me, what I meant to say was... I do not belong to the LGBTIKZ community, but if I did, there would be absolutely nothing wrong with that."
Oh.
Is he under contract to not be a piece of shit?
"SEE GUYS. HE'S CHANGED. HE'S TOTALLY CHANGED."
There's a difference between making change, and being forced to change.
"I blame my old manager, honestly. He made me look like an idiot on International Television!"
Yeah. That was totally his fault.
"Weren't you the one that said those racist things?"
Yeah. Exactly.
"I only said the things my manager advised me to say and look where it got me."
If I believed you, WHICH I DON'T, why would they think that's a good idea?
"Do you expect anyone to believe you've changed?"
I don't.
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Oh hey, what is...?
'I must not shoot tranquilizers at the nuns' 😂
AW SHE GOES TO NUN SCHOOL.
Aaaaaaannnnd she's out.
OH MY GOD BRIBING?! SERIOUSLY?! XD
AND THE NUN TAKES IT?!
"That's a child!"
"And that's an ugly pimply bitch."
😂👏
😂😂😂
DAMN. YES.
GET HIM!!!!
OH MY GOD THAT WAS GOOD!
Hang on, why are you going from Canada, to the US, to Brazil to Europe, then back to Canada? Huh?
"Are you really going to ignore me the entire flight?"
Yes.
"Oh come on, are you really that angry?"
YOU BETRAYED HIM.
"Where's that scary puppet from last season?"
AIDEN YOU'RE A JINX. YOU HAD TO ASK.
"Weren't they in jail?"
That's what I'm saying!
"I paid their bail."
Of course.
"Does money solve everything these days?"
UNFORTUNATELY.
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🎵"I'm feeling so alone, cause I sit here on my own..."🎵
Whaaaaaaatt am I walking into???
That was strangely wholesome.
When your only friend is your music voice.
"I don't know if you heard, but we're gonna be in prison for the next ur years!"
Surprised it was only five years.
"Oh hell naw! There's no way I'm going back to that camp!"
Why did he have country swang saying that?
"They serve broccoli three times a day for crying out loud!"
I hate broccoli, but that doesn't sound so bad.
And now we're going BACK across the Atlantic Ocean.
WHAT IS YOUR PATHING?
"You will all grab a parachute and jump!"
Oh great.
I mean it's still better than what Chris does. At least they get a parachute.
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Oh great. she killed them.
YOU ONLY GAVE THEM ONE PARACHUTE!
"You are prohibited from bringing your luggage and belongings."
Why didn't you tell them that before they got on the plane?
"The winner will win THREE. MILLION. DOLLARS!"
HOLY...
Where do you get that money?
They're actually doing it.
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XD
NOT AGAIN!
Eh, at least he has a pachute this time.
At least they're working.
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OOOOOOOOHHHH I GET IT.
OH NO TESS! NOO!!!
SHE'S SEPERATED FROM HER BAES!!
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AWWWWWWWWW NO!
I kinda figured...
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OH COME ON!!! XD
OH THAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD'VE HAPPENED TO THESE GUYS.
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YES!!!
Okay I'm fine that they're a couple, I just love that they're not on the same team now.
Oh cool. She burned everything.
This will be a walk in the park for the Season 1 characters.
OH OKAY LET ME LOOK AT THIS!
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We got pink, yellow, and blue.
Pink has the demon child, the cowgirl, James, best boy, and two of the poly couple.
Jake and James being together is... a choice, for sure.
Yellow looks like it's all villains...
Uh, no actually, cause Fiore's Pink.
The villains and the elders.
That blue team is looking REALLY strong.
Tom is probably THE most physically gifted member of this cast. Gabby is really strong as well. Lake is a good brains. Tess and Aiden are good emotional support. And then you have Ellie, the wannabe schemer, so she can also be a brains.
That and Tom and Gabby are friends. Lake and Aiden are friends. Tess is on good terms with Gabby and Ellie.
THIS IS A STRONG TEAM.
Yellow is looking real good with Riya and Grett together. They're strong strategists and ruthless players. Alec too.
Idk, pink is kinda looking like the leftover characters. Cause nobody likes Fiore. Jake has no allies on his team.
Yeah idk.
Like, Allyson and Hunter are doing the heavy lifting here, and even then there's beef going on over... the Internet being the Internet? Whatever.
Yeah. This is an interesting layout.
Okay, what an interesting start.
So, to recap:
Tom and Jake have not seen or heard from each other since Season 1. They're still hurt because of Ellie slandering them in interviews, which yeah, would make them not forget.
Tess is long distance with Allyson and Hunter but they're fine. Allyson is just... beefing with Hunter because... he's dense? Idk what is happenig there.
Riya's a villainess as her reputation now. It's rubbed off on her in the worst of ways.
Yul is dating Grett. I FUCKING HATE IT.
And... yeah. We're just gonna have to see how this pans out.
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yanxioustrikas · 1 year ago
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obviously just for fun but it was one of those days when i suddenly thought ‘why not give ms altivo a sibling?’
guess what i did?
gave ms altivo a sibling
roland's relationship with other characters
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— basic info —
roland eiji altivo (he/him)
🇿🇦 | 🇵🇹 🇯🇵 (based on my hc nationality / ethnicity for ms altivo)
eva altivo’s younger brother (three years younger?)
6'0 ft tall
classic (not-too-hostile) sibling rivalry between him and eva, but both have similar goals for their own self-interest —> to be famous worldwide
met sunny hellström (non-canon surname) in his intro journalism course, since then they both have a very interesting dynamic...
— career —
news anchor at futbol 360 (season 1 - 3)
has a reputation for finding and covering the hottest news and stories, while being charming and adding his own flair into covering the news
had beef with almost every news reporters and anchors in south africa
tried to start beef with lena long but was always unsuccessful due to lena not giving two shits
talk show host for 'roll up with roland' (season 4 and onwards)
roland literally rolls up in wheelies shoes in every show, that is his signature (credits to @abyss-strikas for this amazing idea!)
he and his show's reputation skyrocketed at a national level since the launch of roll up with roland, though still trails a little behind rob rawson's talk show
erasyl (headcanon name for the guy who got fired by ms altivo in the episode 'live and kicking') also works for the show, as one of the writers
despite that roland's talk show is distributed by another major media company (in contrast to his sister having her own company), he still believes that he can still beat eva in the popularity competition, as long as he can get everybody in the world to tune in to his show
— traits —
persuasive, charismatic, intelligent, extroverted, humourous, ambitious
manipulative, narcissistic, stubborn (has a bad temper if things don't go his way)
— fun facts —
besides english, also fluent in afrikaans and japanese, working on his portuguese, and knows a little bit of french and italian
played soccer as a striker, since young and up until after undergrad
obtained a bachelor degree (ba in strategic communications) in south africa, then a master degree (master of journalism) in canada
a prominent member of his high school's renowned debate club, where he literally carried his school to nationals (the school has a history of every member of the altivo family being in the debate club, with each of them carrying the school to the top)
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lestappenforever · 10 months ago
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I know its been a day, but I wasn’t able to watch the race fully yesterday, and this is my take on what I saw
Firstly, VCARB. The cars just wasn’t there this weekend, and we can’t lie, their quali and the fact that they kind of got stuck all throughout the race cost them, and being stuck behind someone in a track like Circuit de Catalunya, which teams go for 2-3 stops in because tyres are dead, and with dirty air. Yeah it just wasn’t it for these guys. But hopefully next seek they are able to be back, because they do have the speed, and they could go far in terms if points this tear.
Williams just aren’t on the right foot all year. And this race was no exception, poor quali, slowest car. You can’t expect your drivers to compete if you don’t give them the tools. 2023 parts in the 2024 car for a driver and the other that had the 2024 parts still is p18. Yeah, they need to get their shit together and stop blaming Logan for not getting points when nit providing him with the Machine and an equal opportunity as his team mate, who isn’t also performing.
Aston Martin was in the wring foot this week. The car isn’t bad, but they still need to wirk hard. A team like them is “supposedly” a top 5 team in the constructors. That’s what they gave us last year. But they need to work on their car because it just is not adding up.
Alpine, double points for the second week running is VERY impressive and important because of their tractor at the beginning of the season. They seemed to have put the work and it’s starting to show. But in order for it to be a fair comparison, give both your drivers the lighter chassis, not just one while leaving the other with the overweight one, and expect hin to perform greatly. It just doesn’t make much sense tbh.
Ferrari are way better than Canada, that’s for sure. Getting back up after a hard blow is not something easy, but they were not too bad all weekend, but they were also not that good. Charles and Carlos having an incident, then Carlos and Lewis. Carlos is getting frustrated for sure, but he needs to get his head in the game, because these silly mistakes could coat him , Charles and Ferrari points, like it did in Canada. But nonetheless, their strategy was not on point , with pitting Charles quite late, almost same time as Lando, it cost him a fight fir forth or even third place.
Second race in a row, second Mercedes podium. Tbh, these upgrades have given both George and Lewis so much confidence in their cars, with the lead that George stole fron Lando, to both being able to keep Lando, in the fastest car of the race behind them a couple of laps, to their calls. They are on the right trajectory and it’s something we don’t hate to see.
McLaren are getting cocky. And don’t get me wring, I’m impressed with their progress in one year, but they’re getting too cocky for their own good. Oscar did a phenomenal race from starting in p9 to ending p7, overtaking and a right strategy, but he’s in the fastest car, and couldn’t get past the Ferraris who were on a considerably “wrong foot” since Canada. Meanwhile Landi started on pole, by the end of lap 1, lost 2 positions, tried to overtake and got stuck in dirty air, and when his engineer asked him , he said fight for the win, which I respect, but fucked his strategy with the time he pitted and then being stuck unable to regain first. Let’s be real. McLaren have no one to blame for this race but themselves, because they were the fastest all weekend and have been for a while, yet they didn’t win. And Zak Brown should definitely eat his words that if you put someone other than Max in the fastest car, they’d win, and no one is faster than Lando, well guess what. Lando had the fastest car, and has had it since Miami, yet won only one race, why is that Zak. Eat. Your. Words.
Lastly Red Bull. Are they making progress, yes for sure and that could be evident on Checo, who is regaining more confidence after 2 horrible races for him in a row. Starting P11, regaining and ending p8 (granted not the best result, but points finish nonetheless) and be wasn’t 100% happy with the car. And saying he’ll continue to fight, I’m sure he will, and Checo will return to the podium very soon, especially because his strategy wasn’t the best and the penalty cost him a bit, but he’s regaining that confidence and that’s what we like. Then we have the one who literally destroyed the dreams of those around him. You can’t tell me that that race wasn’t all Max, because it was. The overtake on George that was as it was written in the book. To being able to communicate effectively with GP. To the strategy that had Max lead into lap 2. To then win the race in the second fastest car, snatching the win from the fastest. Yeah he’s unbelievable, but the team need to wake up, and provide him with upgrades that would enable them both (Max and Checo) to be more confident and less concerned with how their cars will perform (upgrades please red bull thank you)
Well, this is my race analysis for 1/3 of the upcoming triple header. And I want to end it on something I read about Max. Because HE is what makes the difference, not the car
It said something like there are great drivers in fats cars then there is the fastest driver in a great car. And I guess this sums up the Spanish GP top 2 in a nutshell
BRING ON AUSTRIA (May we listen to the Austrian and Dutch anthems tomorrow and enjoy it, and hopefully more on Sunday)
As I didn’t get the chance to watch much of anything this past weekend, this analysis is golden. Thank you so much for sharing once again, I truly enjoy reading your post-race analyses. ❤️
Honestly, people who still believe Max's success is only because of the car and not that man's raw, once-in-a-generation talent, they haven’t been watching the races. Or they have, but they're simply too blinded by jealousy and/or their dislike towards Max to see him for the exceptional driver he is. And those people are simply not worth your time or energy.
Let’s fucking go Lestappen holy temple!
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bridgertonopinions · 11 months ago
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OG PR Anon Here: After these past few days, I feel like I’m 1000% that I was right about LN having a PR strategy meeting with his team. My guess is that his agent had got him and a comms team together prior to the start of these last two weeks of promo. I stated that he’d be on a “social media good will tour” and that’s exactly what is happening. My evidence: 1. He’s hired a SM manager (I’m confident in this) - The increase in stories and the BTS Bridgerton post. This is unusual from him, we haven’t seen this at all during the beginning of the promo. He’s handed off his socials to someone who can work on the fan interaction. (lots of celebs do this honestly as SM can be a lot so kudos to him for giving up the reigns on something he may not enjoy) 2. The prank video ended up in both People Magazine and ET. Both of those publications 99% of the time get their content from celeb comms teams. His team submitted those to get his name out there. 3. I had mentioned in my first post that we would probably see LN take the lead in interviews and from what I saw at the Canada event, he did the majority of the talking on that stage. NC kept her microphone down and let him do the talking. He did really well too!
I’m not trying to disrespect in ANY way so please don’t take it that way
But we’ve seen Luke consistently posting throughout this whole promo tour, pics, BTS, etc, the prank video Nic did to him also ended up in publications, as well as Kelly Clarkson, he’s taken the lead in each country as well throughout interviews not all the time but he’s done so a fair amount
I’m just pointing out I’ve seen these things already throughout this tour - and I don’t buy into the PR narrative entirely because they’ve spoken about how they give each other turns to speak, they’ve spoken about how they couldn’t wait to share BTS from the season, and how they’ve been able to stop repressing themselves from their natural chemistry
I’m not trying to be combative here it’s just when they themselves have spoken out about these things it’s hard to say it’s 100 percent PR, do I think some of it is? Yes but not their actual relationship… Nic has been dubbed one of the most genuine actresses and we haven’t seen Luke in his true light long enough but I know people that have met him and have said he’s very genuine and sweet I don’t think these two would be able to just flat out fake or lie about who they really are, which they’ve repeatedly told us
And I’m not sure it would make sense for him to hand over to his social media manager now when it’s nearly the end of the world tour? And the end of their season? That doesn’t make sense to me….but I guess it’s just me….
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i have a question to cleanse your mind from that young royals hot mess on twitter. do you think norrix may in fact be real and if it is when do you think it became real? and if not do you think it might ever become real? my own view is they've not acted on anything right now and would say they're only very good friends if asked and are most likely even still hooking up with women but there are feelings much stronger than normal friends bc well it's crystal clear that it's not a normal friendship but a fair chunk deeper than that like a soul connection or something as an anon said the other day. but i don't know if they'll ever get up the courage to act on it. my projection clearly as we'll never really know how they feel if they don't act on it and go public but they come across like of two of my friends who so clearly care for each other in a non-platonic way and are joined at the hip every opportunity and are physically affectionate with one another but never did anything about it so far at least from what we all know anyway and only one has recently come out as not straight. though i guess even having that deep love even if it remains platonic is a special thing regardless. was wondering what your take on it is if you don't mind being public about that.
Okay, so here's the thing. I'm very hesitant to speculate in an open space about someone's sexuality where anyone can see it. (Sometimes I really wish Tumblr's search function didn't catch literally everything, but whatever). I don't know, I have really complicated feelings on the matter in general because I recognize things from my own life, but nothing is universal etc etc. And maybe I blur the lines on my blog a bit, but at the end of the day, the plausible deniability side, and the side that doesn't really know any of the people I post about, will lean towards these relationships not being real in the romantic sense.
That being said, I will gladly address this question from a more "fictionalized" viewpoint using things that have actually happened. It might be counter-intuitive to write like that, but it hasn't stopped me yet because I am not them, so it's default fiction.
In one of the things I'm writing that utilizes real-world timelines, I have them kind of getting together following the Spa 2023 gig when Lando goes back to Amsterdam and posts the photo to his Insta Story from Martin's balcony. All the feelings from the past year build up until they can't hold them back anymore.
The reason I think Spa (besides the fact that the aforementioned picture kills me), is that following it, and even the event itself really, Lando largely stops posting their meetups on his social media. Someone else brought to my attention that after New York and Canada, McLaren also largely stopped posting content of the two of them. As compared to Miami where there was plenty of content of Martin hanging around Lando's driver's room.
So New York/Canada happens with "Real Love." Then Spa happens with Lando and Max flying into the show and Lando going back to Amsterdam. Lando specifically realizes then that if he wants to avoid scrutiny and rumors and gossip as much as possible, he has to let the psycho girl rumors go wild while he flies under the radar with privacy and avoids advertising who he's with. Hence, a tangible lack of material from both him and McLaren for the rest of the season when Martin is present.
The ski trip is the exception because I think the ski trip is special. Especially because Martin was nowhere near France prior to it. Lando says, fuck it, for a brief moment and posts the photos he wants to post.
But then we have winter break and go back to both of them being very quiet when they're together. Martin gets to post the proof that they've been together while Lando keeps his profile meticulously bare of anyone but himself. The fact that Martin was back in Amsterdam for ~8 hours and posted 3-4 things says a lot. But he's quiet again, now that he's somewhere snowy while Lando's plans of Finland seemingly grow nearer.
They're not sure if they'll ever broadcast anything, but maybe they'll work back up to posting like they used to pre-New York where they were much more likely to show up on one of their Stories at the least.
So, in my world, yes it's happened, and this is why I think so.
In the real, tangible world, who knows. Whatever their relationship is clearly means a great deal to them both. If it's purely platonic, if there's a legitimate romantic element, or if they just sit there and pine for the next few years, I hope they're happy and content they have one another. Finding people you click with that quickly and genuinely is a special thing.
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deepamuthukrishnan · 3 months ago
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The Science of it All:
High school Luke Hughes x OC
(Peep the edit bc idk what happened to my Luke pic)
Summary: Divya goes over to Luke’s house for their first tutoring session but it proves to be a struggle.
Warnings: Swearing.
Author’s Note: Okay, is it just me or does Luke give the vibe that he smells like coconut and cucumber. Like idk, is it just me or smth???
(Also panoxyl is a spray that you can use to prevent acne breakouts)
Also I’m trying this thing where I put songs that I like to get people to listen to them, lmk if I should continue.
Chapter 3:
Divya’s POV
I didnt have time to take a shower because I had arangetram rehearsals right before this. Instead, I changed into a t shirt and shorts, spraying some PanOxyl on my back, chest, and face so pimples don’t appear the next day.
I quickly redo my messy bun before getting out of my dad’s Honda Civic hand me down car, getting my Spider-Man tote bag from the passenger seat, admiring the house in front of me.
It’s big and beautiful. There is a lot of wood accents on the outside and there are a plethora of flowers planted leading up to the porch.
I walk to the front door before ringing the doorbell, shuffling a bit while I awkwardly wait inside. I can make out some commotion coming from inside that gradually gets louder.
Some guy opens the door and he just looks at me. He has short wavy brown hair and the same white skin as Luke and he has the same muted blue eyes like him. Oh and he looks a little older.
“Um, I’m here to see Luke.” I say awkwardly.
“Quinn go away!” I hear Luke yell as he barrels towards the front door.
“What. I was just talking to your girl.” He teases Luke who now looks like he’s about to blow a fuse.
“She’s not my girl, she’s my APES tutor.” He responds. “And go away.”
Quinn chuckles and goes back inside, muttering something about Jack or something before Luke looks at me.
“Uh, come in.” He moves out of the way and I walk inside, taking my shoes off at the front door before placing them in a corner.
“Oh you didn’t have to do that.” He says and I look at him, my cheeks flushed with a bit of embarrassment.
“Oh uh, it’s just muscle memory i guess.” I reply, fixing the strap of my tote bag that is falling off my shoulder.
“Where do you wanna work?” He asked.
“Uh, anywhere’s fine.” I shrug. “I’m not a picky.”
“We can go to my room.” He said.
“Yeah sure.”
I fix my tote bag that is falling off my shoulder and we walk into the living room and I see another boy with brown hair and blue eyes with a group of boys on the couch. Their gaze averts to us and they all yell and smirk.
“Finally Baby Hughes!” One yells.
“Proud of you man.” Another says.
“Boys behave.” A woman says in the kitchen who’s making something. She has blonde hair and blue eyes and gives the group of boys a little glare.
“Uh yeah. You’ve met Quinn. He’s the oldest and a defenseman in the Canucks.” He points to the brown haired boy. “And that’s my second older brother Jack. He’s the middle child and he’s a forward on the Devils.”
It’s the middle of November and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that the hockey season should’ve started around this time.
“There’s been some stuff going on within the NHL and that’s why the season is getting delayed.” He answered, almost reading my mind.
I wordlessly say oh and he walks to the kitchen island before sitting down. I stand next to because you know, manners.
“Don’t forget we have to schedule a tour to U Mich before Quinn goes.” His mother tells him.
“Okay. Oh and mom,” he points to me. “This is Divya. She’s my APES tutor.”
“Hi Mrs. Hughes.” I smile and greet her.
“Please, call me Ellen. You make me feel like I’m their father’s mother, God rest her soul.” She chuckled. “But it is a pleasure to meet the girl who’s trying to catch my son up in APES. He’s currently not doing so well before leaving for Canada for Worlds.”
“Mom!” Luke yells, his face turning a little pink.
“I’m your mother. It gives me the right to tease you a little.” She chuckled.
I chuckle a bit before he gets off the stool. “Me and Divya are gonna be in my room.” He told his mother.
“Oh. If you want, leave the door closed and I’ll come up in a bit with snacks.” She responds.
Keep the door closed-
We’re not gonna make out or something.
I’m just helping him. Nothing more, nothing less.
I follow him as we go upstairs to his room. He opened his door and moves to open a curtain.
“This is my room.” He says.
It’s your stereotypical boy’s room: blue walls, a bookshelf with a few books and smaller hockey trophies and plaques, navy blue bed, a corner filled with with the bigger hockey trophies and some medals hung on the wall.
It feels, underwhelming to say the least.
“I can uh, sit on the bed. You can take my desk.” He says.
“Oh no it’s fine.” I protest. “You can sit on your desk.”
“No it’s fine.” He says. “I’ll take my bed and you take my desk.”
Before I can protest further, he grabs the pile of work he missed, his arm cutting in front of my chest, before plopping on his bed.
“Okay then.” I sit down and get out my iPad, unlocking it and opening Google Classroom but I get the no WiFi message.
“Need the WiFi?” He asks.
“No actually, I’m trying to find the chamber of secrets but I’m a little lost.” I respond sarcastically.
He chuckled and got off his bed, walking behind me and setting up the WiFi on my iPad for me. I could smell the faint scent of coconut and cucumber lingering on him.
Jesus get a grip Divya! He probably had a girlfriend!
“You should be good now.”
He walks back to his bed and plops down.
“Thanks.” I respond, pulling up some slides. “Okay, what did you learn last?”
His phone pings and he quickly answers it before putting it away. “Uh, I think it was the populations unit.” He looked through the stack of papers. “Yeah, the population unit.”
“So unit 3.” I clarify.
“Yeah.”
I smiled to myself. “I loved that unit.”
I click the classwork tab in google classroom and scroll down to the unit 3 section before pulling up the slideshow.
“I don’t remember the order that we went through in terms of the slides, but I’m just gonna go down the lessons in order.” I say.
“I don’t care as long as I get all this work done.” He says and on cue, his phone pings and he answers it before putting it away.
“Okay, so the first lesson we did was about generalist and specialist species.”
I see him on his phone and sigh. “Luke get off your phone.”
“Sorry, sorry.” He puts his phone away and gets out the first worksheet. “Continue.”
“So specialist species are species that makes them prone to extinction. They have a smaller range of tolerance and they also have specific food requirements. They also have less of an ability to adapt to new conditions. Think like koalas and pandas. However, generalist species have a larger range of tolerance, making them less prone to extinction and they’re more likely to be invasive and they have more of an ability to adapt to new conditions. Think like raccoons and rats.”
I turn back to look at Luke and he’s yet again, on his phone texting someone, chuckling doing so. It starts to annoy me and I sigh.
“Luke, put your phone down.” I sat with forced calmness.
“Right. Sorry.” He clears his throat and puts his phone down.
“Thank you. But anyways. The next lesson we did was kinda the same thing has generalist vs. specialist species except it’s called k and r-selected species. K selected species go with specialist species. K selected don’t make a lot of babies but they have heavy parental care. They have long lifespans and they take a long time to reach sexual maturity and they’re likely to be disrupted by changes in the environment or invasive species. Humans and other mammals fall into k-selected species R-selected goes with generalist species. They produce many offspring and there is little to no parental care. They have a shorter lifespan, they’re quick to sexual maturity, and they have a high population growth rate. They’re best suited for environments that rapidly change and they’re also more likely to be invasive species. Think insects and fish.”
I look over and get more annoyed that he’s on his phone. I snatch his phone and he immediately looks up at me.
“What-“
I see that it’s his girlfriend sending him mirror pics of her at the gym. Typical white girl with a horrible tan and blonde hair.
this is Divya, Luke’s tutor. do not text him now because he’s trying to learn and you’re not making it easier for the both of us and you’re rn pissing my off.
“Hey-“
I immediately power off his phone before giving it to him.
“Just so you know, you’re not wasting my time. I know this unit like the back of my hand. So you can either try to listen and do the work that you missed, or I leave and never come back and you struggle with the work.” I respond before pointing to the three worksheets and the quiz. “That’s the work you missed for this stuff.”
“Divya I’m-“
“I have to go. I have work I have to do.”
I turn my iPad off and place my stylus in the little slot on the iPad case before putting it in my tote bag.
“The choice is yours Luke.” I say before I walk out.
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mostlyinthemorning · 1 year ago
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Top 7 Watches of 2023
Yesterday I did my top books from the past year, so I thought I'd make today all about the best TV shows I watched this year. Again, in no particular order:
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Season 2 of Good Omens was very much a transitional season (so I think we all agree that it's a really good thing we're getting season 3) but it still had madcap adventures, unrequited longing, and theological mystery. Also, it's really, really queer.
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Speaking of shows that were a wild mix of adventure and irreverent theology, way too may people slept on Mrs. Davis, which I absolutely adored. It starts out as an over-the-top adventure and the next thing you know, you're thinking about the nature of faith and the universe and AI. Highly, highly recommend.
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I held off on watching The Wheel of Time for a long time because I could never get into the books despite loving epic fantasy. However, the show is fabulous - and the female characters particularly shine.
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I love a small town story, especially one with a magical mystery and I really enjoyed The Big Door Prize from Schitt's Creek writer David West Read. The characters really reflect a range of reactions to the revelations of the door prize machine, resulting in a cascading number of secrets that are exposed.
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Going in, I didn't expect to like Shrinking as much as I did, but it really finds the perfect line between funny and emotional. Harrison Ford is clearly having the time of his life playing the grumpy mentor and the supporting cast provides the perfect backdrop for Jason Segal's character's bad decision-making.
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This show. The second it was over I was desperate for more. Imagine a classic British murder mystery, expect that it's set in Australia. And there are lesbians. So many lesbians. Deadloch is both laugh-out loud funny and the twistiest murder mystery I've watched. Every guess I made was wrong and yet the final solution was absolutely perfect. The two leads are a classic oil and water pairing who eventually figure out how to work together with so much heart and emotional depth. It's wonderful all the way around.
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So, there's this dysfunctional family who owns a rundown motel in the middle of nowhere in rural Canada...no, I'm not talking about Schitt's Creek (for once). Moonshine is a Canadian show about five siblings who take over the family vacation resort and have to work together to save it. There are criminal shenangians and hot bikers and a lot of growth and found family vibes.
Honourable Mention:
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What did you watch this year?
Tagging @missgeevious @carolrain @blackandwhiteandrose @noahreids @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3 @weathereyehorizon @obsessedwithdavrick @stereopticons @rmd-writes @chelle-68 and anyone else who would like to share what they watched in 2023.
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tdvotes · 9 months ago
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Ranking the Votes, s1b
Welcome back to... Total! Drama! Ranking... the Votes! Today we will be taking a look at the eliminations of season 1b (post-merge Island) to see how easy they were to follow. Since only 9 episodes had a vote this time (including the finale), 9 will be the most straightforward elimination and 1 will be the most confusing.
First, the notes section. Lindsay, DJ and Heather were technically not voted off, so they are not on this list. The losing finalist was technically not voted off either, but the eliminated campers did get to pick who to root for, so that episode IS on the list. Leshawna was technically voted off by the eliminated campers. Mr. Coconut was not voted off, but he was eliminated and there was definitely a vote that episode. And Gwen won invincibility in the animal trapping challenge but was also in the bottom two for some reason.
The eliminations are as follows:
No Pain, No Game (Eva)
Search and Do Not Destroy (Trent)
Hide and Be Sneaky (Bridgette)
Wawanakwa Gone Wild! (Izzy)
Trial by Tri-Armed Triathlon (Geoff)
Haute Camp-Ture / After the Dock of Shame (Leshawna)
Camp Castaways (Mr. Coconut)
Are We There Yeti? (Duncan)
The Very Last Episode, Really! (Gwen or Owen)
9. Haute Camp-Ture (After the Dock of Shame). (Haute Camp-Ture was the name for a rejected episode that would have featured a fashion challenge. The title was changed by Cartoon Network in the US to After the Dock of Shame, but in Canada it remained the same because the editors forgot to correct it.) This one was pretty straightforward. Chris tallied 9 votes for Leshawna even though Lindsay and the parrot voted twice and 11 people didn’t vote. But this series does not rank based on how easy it was to guess why the vote went the way it did, but instead on how easy it was to figure out who voted for who. 9 votes for Leshawna
8. No Pain, No Game. Heather, Gwen, Bridgette, DJ, Geoff and Lindsay voted for Eva. Eva and Duncan voted for Heather. We didn’t see who Leshawna, Izzy, Owen and Trent voted for, but I imagine they all voted for Eva. Although it was suggested on the original post that what Chris meant here was that Eva lost by 6 votes, I still maintain that it's 10 votes for Eva, 2 for Heather
7. Search and Do Not Destroy. This one was pretty simple. Gwen told Leshawna what Heather did to Trent, and Leshawna told everyone else except Lindsay. But Gwen said she didn't vote for Trent, so we can't be sure how she voted. We do know that Leshawna, Owen, Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Bridgette and Izzy voted for Trent. I also think Heather (and by extension Lindsay) voted for Trent. Now we could assign Gwen and Trent's votes to anyone and it wouldn't make a bit of difference. I'll give Trent's vote to Lindsay because she helped Heather, and I'll say Gwen cast a random vote for Owen since he was the last to receive a marshmallow. 9 votes for Trent, 1 for Lindsay, 1 for Owen
6. Camp Castaways. We don’t see the vote on this one, although we do know one happened. I initially didn't think anyone would have voted Owen because he bonked the python on the head and kinda acted as the team leader. But at the same time he did make them all wait in the cabin and confess their biggest sins to each other, so... I'm gonna say that in an episode where the final four spent more time bonding with each other than turning against each other, everybody voted for Owen for failing to knock out the python earlier. And who knows who Owen voted for. Maybe Duncan for shooting Mr. Coconut. 1 vote for Mr. Coconut, 3 for Owen, 1 for Duncan
5. Are We There Yeti? Since Heather and Gwen both won invincibility, they had to vote off either Owen or Duncan together. Or maybe, as the wiki implies, Chef chose to eliminate Duncan for whatever reason. He had reason to pick both of them -- Chef and Duncan had had a spat during his boot camp challenge, and Owen had just eaten his sticky buns. I'm going with the explanation that Gwen and Heather decided to vote out Duncan because he was a bigger threat than Owen. I would have put this one higher, but we are not sure whether Gwen and Heather agreed to kick Duncan off or Chef just decided to eliminate him. 3 votes for Duncan, 1 for Owen
4. The Very Last Episode, Really! While we do know exactly who was rooting for who, we don't know everyone's reasons for picking who they did.
Some people just picked whoever they were closer friends (or in Heather's case, not enemies) with: Noah, Izzy, Cody, Trent, Leshawna, Duncan, and Heather. Some people just wanted a party: Justin, Katie, Sadie, Tyler, DJ and Geoff. Zeke was easy because you can tell the writers thought he was misogynistic, even though his comments in the first episode were generally true and he was just trying to be a gentleman (a trait consistent with the Zeke we saw in TDDDDI).
But others' motivations were harder to place: Eva, Beth, Courtney, Harold, Bridgette, Lindsay. Eva seems to not be the party type, so makes sense she would root against the party guy. Beth seemed to like Owen more. Courtney seemed to have more... contempt, I guess? for Gwen. Harold was generally disliked by his male Bass teammates, and probably saw Owen as the more fun option. Bridgette initially chose Gwen, probably because she was closer friends with her, but then chose Owen after he announced his party, possibly because she wanted to party with Geoff. And Lindsay? Her case was the most interesting to me. She probably initially chose Gwen to stick it to Heather, and stayed after Owen announced his party because she still hated Heather more than she wanted to party with her. Why did she choose Owen after he announced his party would be on a yacht? She probably thought it was just too good an offer to pass up. But she definitely looked unhappy about it because that meant she was joining Heather's team. 10 Owen supporters (15 after he announced his party, 16 after he announced his yacht party), 10 Gwen supporters (5 after Owen announced his party, 4 after he announced his yacht party)
3. Hide and Be Sneaky. This one was basically another case like Not Quite Famous: we know how most people voted, but if the vote went how we thought it should, it should be a tie. So we can only conclude that one person (in this case, Geoff) did not vote the way we think he did. If the pre-vote conversations are to be believed, we know Duncan, Owen and DJ all voted for Bridgette, we know Gwen, Leshawna and Bridgette all voted for Duncan, and we know Heather, Lindsay and Izzy all voted for Owen. But Geoff is the wild card. Really the only way I can think of that Bridgette gets voted off is if Geoff lied when he said he didn't vote for her. So I guess I have to go with 4 votes for Bridgette, 3 for Duncan, 3 for Owen
2. Wawanakwa Gone Wild! For this one I'm just going to copy and paste my original post.
Obviously Gwen should have had invincibility, so no one should have voted for her. So why was she in the bottom two? It felt like the writers just forgot that she won the challenge when they wrote this elimination ceremony. But let's go off the assumption that there was no way to win invincibility in this challenge.
Now: The only vote we know for certain is that Heather voted for Izzy because she shot her, and because she made comments like "Not until psycho hose beast goes down" and "just give it to Gwen already." Duncan could have followed suit as he was in an alliance with Heather, or he could have voted for Gwen out of jealousy that she beat him. It's not unlikely that Gwen and/or Leshawna voted Heather because of their rivalry, or they could have voted Izzy because they noticed her carelessness with the tranquilizer gun. As per Geoff's confessional at the beginning, I think he probably voted for Gwen or Duncan. Owen likely voted for Heather or Gwen. Izzy probably avoided voting Heather because, as the second-to-last place player, she would have to clean the washrooms if Heather was unavailable. I'm thinking she either voted Gwen out of jealousy or Owen, since she was giving him the silent treatment earlier because he pushed her into the killer in the previous episode. 3 votes for Izzy, 2 for Heather, 1 for Gwen, 1 for Owen
1. Trial by Tri-Armed Triathlon. Leshawna said in the confessional that, "I knew if it came down to a popularity contest, I was gonna lose big time. I had to vote off Heather." First of all, in the popularity contest in the VERY NEXT EPISODE, you did lose big time... by winning big time. And second, if you want to win a popularity contest, the last thing you want to do is vote off the least popular person on the island. So clearly she was very wrong on that. However, as I was writing this post, I realized what she probably meant: since she believed she couldn't win a popularity contest at the current time, she decided to vote off her worst enemy because she was just sick of dealing with her. Or maybe because voting off Heather would make her more popular. So I'll say Leshawna did vote for Heather. We also know for sure that Duncan, Owen and Heather voted off Geoff because they didn't think they could beat him in a popularity contest. That makes it Geoff 3, Heather 1 and leaves Geoff and Gwen.
If Geoff and Gwen received the most and second-most votes respectively, that means Gwen would have to receive both of their votes. But obviously, neither of them would vote for Gwen. So my thought here is that Chris just picked Gwen to receive the final marshmallow for dramatic effect -- I mean, he did give the marshmallows to each pair together. So who did Geoff and Gwen vote for? Gwen might have voted for Heather because, up until this episode, she was creasing her the most. Or she might have voted Owen, because Geoff had apparently been creasing her the most because of his party attitude, and Owen was the next biggest party person. And Geoff might have voted for Duncan because, aside from Gwen, he had singled him out as the biggest downer left in the game. Tough call, but I'm going with 3 votes for Geoff, 2 for Heather, 1 for Duncan
But what do you think? Which elimination ceremony was the easiest to figure out and which was the hardest in your mind? As always, leave your thoughts in the comments below.
So, see you next time, back on Total... Drama... Counting... the Votes!
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inevitably-johnlocked · 2 years ago
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Hi Steph! i messaged you a while back because someone recommended my fic, and it was very touching. well after hiatus, I finished the entirety of season 1 of Reichenbach Falls! one third is done, which comes up to 550K words! I am so excited to have actually pulled it off, oh my god it was like birth, and i was hesitatnt to post because, well, it was a long time since my last update. but of course I'm not done with it LOL, it's gonna haunt me more as I publish s2 which is the next 110 chapters out of 303(https://archiveofourown.org/works/26233390/chapters/128797882#workskin). Season 1 can now be read as a standalone, since it is all finished and came full circle. I just had to share because I am so proud of myself for once??
oh and i wanted to share my friend Bee's illustration of Jim Moriarty, who is the bad guy, of course, a mixture of himself and Bill Cipher. He's gorgeously MURDEROUS!
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he is the GOAT. as is my lovely friend who drew him over a year ago when we brainstormed season 2. He's just the perfect little meow meow.
I guess that's it C: I am just excited, and proud, and ready to write the sequel hehe *hides away from exam season*
I started this fic when I was 20, now I'm 23 and it's like having a toddler, IT WONT LET ME SLEEP AT NIGHT!
That's it I guess haha, sorry for the chaos (it's thematic with Jim, tho), but I'm a little ball of emotions and I actually managed to log into this tumblr lmao
I hope you have a lovely day, as everyone else too :) you guys are the best here! thank you for being so kind :)
MWAH
Reichenbach Falls by VeeTheRee(M, 551,435+ w., 105/303 Ch. || WiP || Gravity Falls /  Multifandom AU || Alternate First Meeting, Gay Sherlock, Mutual Pining, Unilock, Summer Romance/Love, Fluff, Insecure Sherlock, Villain Mary, First Kiss, Slow Burn, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Canadian John, French Canadian Lestrade, Insecure Sherlock, Mystery, Domestic Fluff, Developing Relationship Summer Love, Light Angst, BAMF! John, Case Fic) – Two Canadians, two Brits studying in Canada, and an upkeeper walk into a Mystery Shack…. and live there. Summer holidays are here, and the step-siblings, Irene Adler and Sherlock Holmes, find themselves in a boring town called Reichenbach Falls, Oregon, USA. It isn’t as boring as it seems, however, once Sherlock stumbles upon a mystery journal, and the author is unknown. The journal contains ciphers, a strange colour wheel, and information about magical creatures that are said to be looming in the Northwestern forests. With mysteries to solve in hand, he and Irene set out to get to the roots of the town, and the abrupt disappearance of the author of the journal. But they’re not alone - John Watson, quite the handsome nephew of the Mystery Shack owner Greg Lestrade, is on their side to help out, plus mess with Sherlock’s feelings, in a good way. Shenanigans, romance, fun, danger, and deductions ensue. Oh, and there’s also occasional SuperWhoLock and two dorky Winchester brothers to spark up the action later on. Part 1 of the Reichenbach Falls series
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HEY LOVELY!!! <3 <3 <3
SO happy to hear about the progress of the fic! I know you have a small fandom here who are eager to read the next season, and we're happy to hear that it's on its way!!!
And NEVER apologize for being chaotic!! I and everyone here loves it!!
Everyone go give this fic some love, and, if you haven't checked it out yet, give it a read! <3
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elvenbeard · 2 years ago
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Get to know me
I've been tagged in three separate memes with that title by @timaeusterrored and @katsigian, thanks a lot for thinking of me! :D For brevity's and simplicity's sake I'm just gonna throw all of them together in one post ~ Won't be tagging anyone in particular, but if you read this and feel inclined to share some stuff about yourself, pick and choose from the questions listed here and feel free to tag me in your posts! :D
Favorite color: Purple, Turquoise, and Black
Relationship: single
Currently reading: when I'm not re-reading my own stuff for editing purposes, I currently just really enjoy reading everyone's Cyberpunk drabbles and OC lore posts because I live for that stuff! for having been a very bookish kid I don't really read much anymore admittedly D:
Last song Played: "A Dialogue In B Flat Minor" by In Flames (it's on my V playlist and a very Vince and Johnny song to me XD)
Song Stuck in my Head: "Gloves" by Saint Punk (I'm obsessed with it because it fits Vince so much and I'm working on something inspired by it)
Last Movie: oooof... I think it was "The Shawshank Redemption", I was recently in the mood of rewatching some 90s classics while drawing!
Last series: If youtube series count, I'm currently rewatching Buzzfeed Unsolved: True Crime for the 11th or so time XD I've loved true crime stuff for as long as I can remember and BFU is also just really nice as background noise for when I'm working on something for a few hours at a time. Looking forward to diving into Mystery Files xD (the last "actual" series I watched before that was "Better Call Saul", rewatched it from start to finish in English for the first time xD)
Sweet, spicy, or savory: ooohhh hmmm.... dammit, I guess I'm too much of a sweet-tooth to not pick sweet xD
Favourite Food: Pizza with lots of different cheeses
Craving: to quit my dayjob, because objectively, it would just be really fucking funny to do. We're chronically understaffed and simultaneously also being forbidden overtime to catch up on the backlog, so it's just extremely exhausting at the moment.
Tea or coffee: Coffee, but tea is nice too :3
Dream Trip: everywhere... but my top 3 are Japan, Iceland, and Canada. I'd love to go to Japan during cherry blossom season, spend one week in all the big cities and another more on the countryside, going hiking, looking at temples, forests, and spending a day or two at a ryokan with onsen. Iceland I'd also like to see as much of as possible, I'd actually love to do a guided tour on horseback across the country xD And honestly, same for Canada (without the horses though), also a trip across the country visiting all kinds of sights and cities along the way would be awesome.
Last Thing I Googled: 2023 Conventions Germany
Currently working on: the final stages of my new Kerry x V drawing, editing some VP shoots, writing Vince's background lore fic (6 chapters done, about 6 more to go!), started writing a post-canon fic (but only have a few paragraphs), and my ongoing Cyberpunk 2077 Let's Play videos XD cause I always wanted to make a full Let's Play like that and given my current obsession it works. Looming on the horizon are also some short comics and ideas for mods and even more VP!
Are you named after Anyone?
After an OC of mine, if we go with Elven as the name I'm predominantly using atm XD Long story short, but "Elvenbeard" was an elf OC I once cosplayed as and who got his name from a friend of mine during a very long and funny train ride to the convention we were headed to. Good times XD
2. When was the last time you cried?
A couple of days ago. I think it was a mix of stress and having too many feels about Kerry xD
3. Do you have kids?
Nope, and don't want any. Unless pets count.
4. Do you use Sarcasm a lot?
I would never do such a thing.
5. What Sports do you play/ have you played?
None xD I was the short fat kid that got relentlessly bullied by my PE teacher for years which completed ruined any interest in sports I might have ever developed.
6. What's the first thing you notice about other people?
Honestly... I think I've gotten quite good at picking up people's vibes first. Picked up a very bad "stay-far-away-from-them" vibe from someone a couple of days ago, and when I met them again a little while later one of the first things out of their mouth is transphobic bullshit. I (sadly) felt rather validated with my first impression.
7. Eye Colour?
Hazel.
8. Scary Movies or Happy Endings?
Both can be good! I don't like overly gory movies or stuff that relies heavily on jump scares, but a scary film with a good story and some unexpected twists I really like (some of my faves being "Hush" and "The Conjuring"). I'm also a sucker for Happy Endings though. Best thing overall? Angst with a Happy Ending.
9. Any Special Talents?
Does hyperfocus count as a special talent these days? XD
10. Where were you born?
Somewhere in rural Germany.
11. What are your hobbies?
Yes... Drawing, writing, sewing, crafting, cosplay, gaming... and the newest addition: virtual photography!
12. Do you have any pets?
Yess, a cat!
13. How tall are you?
160cm/ 5'2 - smol and full of rage
14. Fave Subject in School?
Art, History, and English as a secondary language
15. Dream Job?
Creating things that make people happy and being able to live off of it ooooor anything that allows me to finance that kinda "maker of all kinds of things" lifestyle I'm dreaming of. Ideally, if I have to keep a dayjob, I'd like one that only takes place in the timespan of Monday to Thursday, or Tuesday to Friday, and doesn't start at 5.30 in the morning, but at 9 or 10. Or just generally the option of home office would be nice. I don't wanna be rich, but I'd like to have financial security for myself and my cat, enough time to do my silly little arts and crafts, and travel somewhere cool once a year or so.
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laresearchette · 4 months ago
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Monday, December 30, 2024 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: DARBY & JOAN (Acorn TV)
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
AMAZON PRIME CANADA 2 BROKE GIRLS (Seasons 1 - 6) NIP/TUCK (Seasons 1 - 6) QUEENPINS RIZZOLI & ISLES (Seasons 1 - 7) SMALLVILLE (Seasons 1 - 10)
2024 SPENGLER CUP (TSN5) 9:00am: Semifinal: Canada vs. Straubing Tigers (TSN2) 2:00pm: Semifinal: Fribourg-Gottéron vs. HC Davos
2025 IIHF WORLD JUNIOR HOCKEY (TSN/TSN4) 1:00pm: Slovakia vs. Kazakhstan (TSN/TSN5) 3:30pm: Germany vs. Latvia (TSN) 5:00pm: Czechia vs. Slovakia (TSN2/TSN4) 9:30pm: Canada vs. Germany
PWHL HOCKEY (TSN/TSN5) 7:00pm: Fleet vs. Victoire
NBA BASKETBALL (SN/SN1) 7:00pm: Knicks vs. Wizards (SN/SN1)10:00pm: Cavaliers vs. Warriors
FAMILY FEUD CANADA (CBC) 7:30pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Two families compete to guess the most popular answers to family-friendly survey questions, with a Canadian twist. “Chiiiiiiicken!”
DOUBLE HOLIDAY (CBC) 8:00pm: Rebecca must throw the company holiday party with her office rival, Chris. It coincides with Hanukkah, so she must juggle her work, family traditions, and nemesis to make the party a success.
NFL FOOTBALL (TSN3/TSN4) 8:15pm: Lions vs. 49ers
HEY! NETWORK NAME CHANGE ALERT!* GREAT CHOCOLATE SHOWDOWN (Flavour Network (fka Food Network Canada)) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Ten home bakers enter the kitchen and strive to up their dessert game as they create a chocolate Tic Tac Toe board; in the elimination challenge, the bakers set a scrumptious scene by delivering a cake diorama.
HEY! NETWORK NAME CHANGE ALERT!* HOUSE HUNTERS RENOVATION (Home Network (fka HGTV Canada)) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): With baby number two on the way, a couple needs to upsize fast near Tujunga, California; he's a safety-obsessed construction inspector and she wants to be settled by her due date, but the real reno drama begins once they finally agree on a place.
TEACUP (Showcase) 9:00pm/9:45pm (SERIES PREMIERE): The animals start acting strangely on the Chenoweths' isolated farm; Maggie avoids her husband James when their son goes missing; the family, including Grandma Ellen and Maggie's daughter Meryl, are joined by neighbors as they search for the boy. In Episode Two, with no cell service and the power out, the Chenoweths and their neighbors desperately seek help; Maggie realizes something very strange is going on with Arlo.
ANCIENT ALIENS: ORIGINS (History Channel Canada) 9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): An argument for the Ancient Astronaut theory is the engineering evident in the construction of ancient megalithic sites worldwide; colossal stones, precise cuts, and fitted blocks at many of these sites hint at the prospect of advanced technology.
THE DAY OF THE JACKAL (Global) 10:00pm (Network TV Premiere): When an elite assassin, the Jackal, carries out his latest kill, it catches the attention of a British intelligence officer, who starts hunting him down.
JACK OSBOURNE'S BURIED BLOODLINES (DTour) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Jack Osbourne investigates the Hobart Convict Penitentiary, one of the most haunted places in Australia; he discovers a family connection to the place where 75,000 convicts were sent.
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ravenonice · 1 year ago
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A little bit more explaination about how Grand Prix assignments work because I forgot when I posted this...and also later an explaination why I did it how I did (After a spoiler cut).
Grand prix spots are kinda hard to get. To this day I am completely unsure how Yuuri managed to get two spots in the Anime without having a host spot. But oh well...Vitamin Nikiforov I guess. Somehow it worked out. There is some wiggle room here.
Basically the top 12 at the World championships are guaranteed two spots in the Grand Prix series. The top 6 are the so called "seeded" skaters. They get a little bit of a say in where they would like to compete, or well can voice a wish. That doesn't mean it has to be honored. The hosting federations may have their preferences who they want at their events as well (due to popularity of the skater in their country for example).
Another rule is also: The worlds podium isn't allowed to compete against each other in the qualifiers. And places 4-6 can't be assigned to the same events either. (But I forgot that in my assignments ngl).
Everyone in the Top 24 World standings and/or in the top 24 seasons best scores is guaranteed one spot.
Skaters not necessarily qualifying through this may get a so called "host spot" if they are competing for a country who hosts a grand prix. There is a maximum of 3 per discipline.
In general there is a max of 3 skaters per country/discipline at a GP event and while YOI only ever showed 6 skaters, there is 12 per competition.
These rules forced me to change around the existing assignments a little.
SPOILERS FOR HEARTS OF GLASS UNDER THE CUT
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So as we know now, Yuuri, Viktor and Chris can not meet at the Grand Prixs because they were on the podium together. Which honestly serves me story wise because that way there is no communication between them until the final right?
For Yuuri Skate America just made sense because that's the country he trains in, so that one was a no brainer for him to request. Every time you don't have to worry about getting an extra visa is a good day. Also he can drive to Chicago. Easy.
NHK in Japan would be the logical second choice, right? No, his second request was actually Cup of China. He's worried about the pressure of competing in Japan getting to him and gambled a little hoping he could avoid it...but obviously failed because Chris also requested that one and the JSF also would want him at their event, given the attention he is creating. So he has to go to Japan. All that work and what did it get him? Anxitey.
I wanted to create some higher stakes here, trying to not make this too much of a smooth sailing situation. I can't have Yuuri completely leave his anxiety and self destructive tendencies behind. I want Yuuri and Viktor to struggle this season because I don't want to completely disregard what they do for each other in the Anime, but instead try to highlight that.
Viktor by now has his perfect GP season layed out starting in Canada and ending in Russia. Pleasing the Russian federation and audience with his presence but also having enough time to rest after traveling. That's what I thought about when making this: What would be the most relaxed competition scenario for him? And him being seasoned and respected as he is, gets exactly what he's asked for.
Chris got his original assignments because him canonly being a worlds medalist it has to be what he requested.
As for everyone else...I had to juggle the numbers HARD because Viktor in competition obviously meant I had to kick someone out of the final and if I hadn't messed with the assignments it would've led to people I want in the Grand Prix Final not making it just because there would've been no way the would've gotten the points.
I originally didn't want Yuri competing against Viktor in both events but this was actually the only set up in which things worked out the way I needed them to...tells you a lot about how the irl assignments influence your chances at making it to the final honestly...
I also couldn't have Yuri meet Otabek.
JJ was also one of those who I moved quite a lot until it worked out.
In the end this was what worked best with the math involved in all of this...now I have to roll with it story wise. Wish me luck!
Hearts of Glass - Chapter 6
Letting go and Holding on
Yuuri returns to Detroit and tries to let go of his grudge and childish fantasies and instead focus on how to handle the expectations put onto him from everyone around him but also himself. Viktor attempts to somehow turn his anger into progress as his heart still aches for something it can't seem to get.
Hello everyone! It's been almost a whole year since I updated this fic...damn. I had this chapter ready a million times and then before posting decided I actually hated it and scrapped it...But now I'm doing it!
We have reached July and that means: The new season has begun and GRAND PRIX ASSIGNMENTS ARE OUT!
I hope you enjoy reading this chapter and let me know what you think (if you want) <3
Spoilers (in from of GP assignments) under the cut!
And because I have absolutely no chill I faked an ISU document for the GP assignments in this fic xD
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Irl skaters under the blurrs are completely random and just there to fill the blanks. No real life skaters will appear in this work. (Except for maybe Stephane and Nobu but those two are canon after all)
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Wired interview
Gotta love Mark and his "search us up!", heh
0:34 - Mark is so proud to bring k-pop to the whole world, he always stresses it with both NCT and Super M
1:03 - Doyoung specified that 127's fandom is NCTzens 127, but turned to Johnny, so this comment is more of an inside joke. The acknowledgement of the unit-stans war. Doyoung, being the host for many Dream shows and getting the hate from dreamzens often, knows it well.
1:20 - Doyoung won't pass an opportunity to say he is the reall boss, but the way everyone was laughing about it, he really nagged them about stuff this comeback a lot, it seems. Food support for fans, song set lists, etc.
1:26 - Jaehyun seldom turned his head back during the interview, but he had to know what JohnDo were laughing about.
1:24 - Taeyong didn't see that Doyoung raised his hand, so the ended up saying the same thing. Haechan already pointed him out as the leader, so he was continuing the answer with a rebuttal.
Tae's fans in the comments on YT think Tae belittles himself, but he takes his leader role seriously, he is in his 7th year, the initial worries are in the past. He simply wants to bring attention to Do's work.
1:42 - Tae was really touched, why did you have to retreive your statement, Taeil?... heh, poor Tyong
1:53 - Doyoung and his fake reactions, lol
"(Let's) Do-young" seems popular among neos. (the play of words with English "to do").
2:00 - Mark really isn't Jaehyun's soulmate anymore. In the past Hyuk wouldn't be in the picture even sitting near. And Jae didn't pick Yuta as well, he had motivation to make Hyuk pleased.
2:14 - Notice that Woo and Taeil both said "Yuta-a!", and they didn't react to everything happening. As I said, the 4 make the second group.
2:20 - Doyoung usually names Jungwoo as his bias. He shifted to Tae either because it was a day to pumper him, or because it was the introduction of the group and he wanted to stress that Tae is the leader. I think the latter, as otherwise Do interacted with Johnny more. 2:25 - Mark was genuinely surprised at the choice (DoTae generally keep to Tom&Jerry bickering).
2:30 - Doyoung clearly said "leader", but Jaehyun "misheard" it as "little". Pity, they cut the scene, I'd like to see it whole, how Tae reacted.
2:50 - Well, Mark is going nowhere. "Destiny" was Do's words in the past. Johnny's reactio wasn't too enthusiastic.
3:30 - Tae's jab at American interviewers. Sorry, Tae, but that's how I call you as well.... en-si-tee-sto-dvadzat'-sem' instead of en-si-tee-odeen-dva-sem'... in all these years I couldn't fix it, the first number just runs off the tongue easier.
3:56 - Doyoung knows only Korean memes.
4:54 - Uncharacteristic of Doyoung to mess up like this. He and Hyuk usually know the order of things the best. Maybe it's because Superhuman promotion was in May and June, and Regular in August-September. So he was confused with seasons. Even JaeDo starting dating didn't serve as the milestone to correct the order, heh. I guess in Do's head Jaehyun in the role of the boyfriend is just a constant now with no start and end.
I don't believe Hyuk missed Kick It, so it's the editor who was unattentive. Same with cutting Hyuk and Woo's answers about their biases.
I always wonder how Mark has such fluent English considering he moved to Korea when he was like 10. From whom he picked up "right here on the spot" and other set phrases? Did he go to an International middle school? Or did he talk to his older brother, who stayed in Canada, often? No K-dramas, only NA channels at home?
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