#GUESS WHO LOST HER SHIT
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maranull · 8 months ago
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CAN I NOT GET A FUCKING HEART ATTACK FOR ONE HOUR
FFS
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warning-heckboop · 5 months ago
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Was going to write a little ficlet to go with this, but. Vaccine tiredness is killer.
A little bit of art for the FOP Nature au by @bunnieswithknives. I cannot recommend checking it out enough.
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ria-the-camel · 9 months ago
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I love you I will always love you. But the way you're hurting yourself is scary scary. I don't know what to do with it. You're lying to me, you're hiding important, dangerous things from me. Because you don't want to stop. You don't want me to leave you, and I never will, but you're going to leave me. You believe it's the only way for you to be useful. I can't make you change your mind. I'm going to lose you. I love you.
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trying-to-jew · 7 months ago
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Deeply tired (but unsurprised) sigh
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thetimelordbatgirl · 10 days ago
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Can I say its kinda funny how in Girl Meets World when they had Farkle get ganged up on by Riley, Lucas and Corey as they tried to force their god and belief's onto him- I say their god since this show did not acknowledge other religions in this episode and tried to act like their god was the god basically- , Corey went for, "the air you breath is god's making", when like...if the writers wanted Farkle to be the atheist character who uses science as his logic, he could have brought up what the air is made up off and what science says explains it??? Let alone then proceeded to have the science/smart atheist not just respond with uh homes/people/animals when asked by the trio what's in those buildings and instead have him go he cant see in them so he doesn't know, giving the religious trio a chance to one up him???? That's not even a science atheist response, that's just a normal one he could have said while wondering why they treating him like he's stupid or why the teacher who gave them a religious discussion topic for class is showing bias when it comes to favoring religion seriously I know its outside of school this scene happened but Corey is still Farkle's teacher and last I checked teachers aren't allowed to force belief's onto students-
#im rewatching a critical video on the show and this episode among others got brought up and just#i still hate it oh my god#for a religious discussion episode they surely leaned to religion so much the two characters who are either agnostic (maya as she honestly#doesnt care about religion while giving valid responses to riley whose acting like worst friend this episode) or atheist (farkle as he#really makes it clear he doesnt believe and gives science logic and is the only one who doesnt cave at the end to religion due to peer#pressure so good for him) get basically shit the entire episode#with maya getting shit the most really like riley out here shaming her for picking up some dropped money in school and riley#acting like its a crime to god and even trying to replace the money only for maya to grab that too which....funny as fuck tbh deserved to#riley there if she thinks a student will remember where the fuck they dropped some money or that lost and found would give a shit#also shout out i guess to the bitches who pick up dropped money guess i'll meet you in hell if thats a crime to god since i did that#a few times as a kid lmao#but the episode ends on maya leaving money in the place in school cause she saved to peer preasure to believe which...great#way to end discussion episode...riley FINALLY about to embrace her friends despite differeing beliefs....only for maya to say she prayed#that morning and riley instantly happy like....again shout out to farkle for not caving like maya....
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coyoxxtl · 1 year ago
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i think its funny that there’s people out there that get mad when you suggest that Light Yagami is ace and not gay, like i’m sorry y’all want him to fuck L so badly but even a gay boy would pretend to jerk off to bikini girl magazines.
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dravania · 2 years ago
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a new adventure - together
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vulpinesaint · 11 months ago
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debuting my dnd character who sees a reference to something sexual and goes “ew :|” and then sees a reference to something romantic and goes “EWWWWW.” guy who rolls his eyes at sexual references but gets green-like-nauseous with disgust at the thought of romance :)
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cuntwrap--supreme · 6 months ago
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My dog has been having senior moments, such as randomly forgetting what she's doing or trying to walk into a street, and I've been calling her "Mr. President" when it happens.
Like, "No, Mr. President, we can't walk into oncoming traffic. That's how we get killed!"
#it makes me sad that she's so old. and it's only in the past couple months that she's been doing this.#she's still overall very physically healthy. we go on walks almost every day and as long as she wants to.#and she eats well and takes vitamins and her teeth are kept clean and her claws trimmed and her coat clean#but she's slipping a little mentally#she's 11 which is old as hell for a dog her size. the vet said golden retriever mixes (which is what i assume she is) usually live to 10.#and she's not even started going white too much. just around her snoot and a little on her paws.#so when i take her in the vet always assumes she's like 6#but I've had this crusty old lady since shortly before i was even legally an adult#and I'm scared for when she does die because my other dog dying damn near made me commit suicide#and like I've said. I've had her a lot longer.#if she were a person she'd be going into middle school. like.#and she's had her share of weird health things. she's had a thyroid issue since she was 4. she has a weird skin condition.#she's had a couple surgeries and has scars from being attacked by random dogs (not my fault. she's well trained)#she's fallen a couple times recently but the vet says that's normal for her age#she went blind then wasn't blind and is going blind again#her hearing is starting to get shit too#I'm just so worried about her. this dog is a person to me. she's more real than my family in my mind.#and my cat is cool and all. but she's not a people. she's just a cat.#i guess the best i can hope for her is she lives the rest of her life comfortably and can die peacefully in her sleep#i think I'd completely come unglued from reality if i lost another dog to surprise everything cancer#but that's what I'm most scared of#because it came on so quickly and no one caught it despite me being that person who takes their dogs to the vet over a cough#she's sleeping right now and making goofy ass dog dream sounds. and i know i won't hear that any more sometime soon.#dog#old dog#senior dog#clio#joe biden mention
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I learned today what a smash cake is, and I just want the world to burn. The human race honestly doesn't deserve cake anymore.
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daysofauldlangsyne · 2 years ago
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i’ve been having Thoughts about my Hawke not being able to get over Anders. But like. Just Think about it. Getting over exes is already hard! now imagine if it is well known that on the big bad incident that took place in your town, you two were present? yeah. 
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meliohy · 1 year ago
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ok ok I talked to a colleague and now all's good. I'm motivated af for the interview this afternoon. I'm getting that fucking job. Everyone wants me to get that job anyway. I'm done being nice now I'm letting them know they better give me that job and sign the papers in the next month else I'm quitting. Good luck with finding yet another engineer to work in the middle of nowhere when you're already struggling to hire 💅
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what-yadoking-likes · 1 year ago
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Soooo. Got me septum pierced 2 weeks ago. Fairly certain my mom doesn't know.
Guess who is spending HOURS with her this Saturday 🤡
I wonder if she will
A) Call me a circus performer (tattooed lady is her go-to)
B) Shake her head and roll her eyes and mumble passive-aggressively under her breath about it
C) Ask what my partner thinks
D) Say I've ruined my face/looks
E) Other/Comment
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guidingthulite · 1 day ago
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i'm up to date with the super manga now
#THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS#my mess#how do you mess up this badly. HOW. HOOOOOOW#me when my little brother takes up my mantle with his dumbass (boy)best friend and i say JACK SHIT about it#also is canon allergic to giving goten any sort of screentime or#THE POOR GUY. GETS SIDELINED EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE SAGA#HE DOES ALL THE WORK. HE CARRIES ALL THE BRAINCELLS. AND IT JUST. REFUSES TO FOCUS ON HIM#though i will say#and this is extremely self indulgent#i feel vindicated by fayra's existence as a whole#cause she looks like me#her crush on trunks is hilarious to me because 1) i spent the whole arc wanting to kick trunks in the shin repeteadly#2) future trunks was THE childhood crush like you can't IMAGINE#oh and the fact that she's friends with goten when i haven't shut up about him for AGES is also sooooo funny#also i like how goten's friends are smart and figured him out. good for him? maybe not good for him that they figured him out but.#the mai thing is also extra uncomfortable but that's a given sadly. sigh#some good things came out of it though i guess? like everytime goten was onscreen it was p good. SEE I TOLD YOU HE WAS GOOD!!!#and hedo and trunks' friendship was v cute even though it was short lived. hopefully they interact more in the future#OH YEAH GANMA-TRVTEN BONDING. that was cool wish we got more of it#^ if by this mention this post gets in the tags i will explode this is absolutely not main tag worthy gjehbgehr#UPDATE: IT DID!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i remember when these were coming out and i still used tiktok i got some that were like#'wow goten's actually so cool i love him?'#and i was like 'I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BUT I WAS RIGHT. AS I ALWAYS AM.'#i figured it out. the main difference between gt and super is who's hopelessly pining and who's out there trying NOT to think about it#i think super goten deserves to kick trunks in the shin repeteadly#gt trunks is less justified but he should kick goten in the shin anyways because his hair is UGLY#YES I TURNED IT AROUND I'M TALKING ABOUT GT GOTEN'S UGLY HAIRCUT AGAIN#i completely lost the plot of my own tags. i'm sorry#i made this in like half an hour didn't even put any effort on it
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ultravioletlesbian · 7 days ago
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everything is fine why do i feel like crying.
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walking-loather · 2 months ago
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Oubgh I just went OFF at my ouma on text
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