#GUESS WHO LOST HER SHIT

[maranull]

CAN I NOT GET A FUCKING HEART ATTACK FOR ONE HOUR

FFS

[ria-the-camel]

I love you I will always love you. But the way you're hurting yourself is scary scary. I don't know what to do with it. You're lying to me, you're hiding important, dangerous things from me. Because you don't want to stop. You don't want me to leave you, and I never will, but you're going to leave me. You believe it's the only way for you to be useful. I can't make you change your mind. I'm going to lose you. I love you.

[marchsage]

world's most well-adjusted daughter

[dravania]

a new adventure - together

[vulpinesaint]

debuting my dnd character who sees a reference to something sexual and goes “ew :|” and then sees a reference to something romantic and goes “EWWWWW.” guy who rolls his eyes at sexual references but gets green-like-nauseous with disgust at the thought of romance :)

[coyoxxtl]

i think its funny that there’s people out there that get mad when you suggest that Light Yagami is ace and not gay, like i’m sorry y’all want him to fuck L so badly but even a gay boy would pretend to jerk off to bikini girl magazines.

[criticallyacclaimedstranger]

I learned today what a smash cake is, and I just want the world to burn. The human race honestly doesn't deserve cake anymore.

[synonymroll648]

the thing about keefe sencen is that i’m 99% sure that if sophie ever got a haircut (be it a bob cut or a masc cut) and/or if fitz dyed his hair pink, he’d be chill about it externally, but you’d find him documenting his spiral into bi-panic-induced insanity drawing them and their new styles over and over and over in the middle of the night with deranged notes on the sides of his sketchbook like ‘WHO THE FUCK SAID THEY GET TO BE THIS HOT’ and ‘I’M LITERALLY DYING OVER HERE’ 

[starrfacee]

THESE HOES DONT BE MAD AT MEGAN THIS HOES MAD AT MEGANS LAW .

[meliohy]

ok ok I talked to a colleague and now all's good. I'm motivated af for the interview this afternoon. I'm getting that fucking job. Everyone wants me to get that job anyway. I'm done being nice now I'm letting them know they better give me that job and sign the papers in the next month else I'm quitting. Good luck with finding yet another engineer to work in the middle of nowhere when you're already struggling to hire 💅

[xamaxenta]

Marco has hollow bones as his devil fruit drawback as per @liferockingitout (check out their fantastic ongoing series “hurts being this beautiful”)

I want to say Ace’s draw back is total combustion and accidentally burning up himself as the fuel, he can’t go too hot or his bones and muscles overheat and he get’s all feverish and sick cuz he’s burning up from the inside

[what-yadoking-likes]

Soooo. Got me septum pierced 2 weeks ago. Fairly certain my mom doesn't know.

Guess who is spending HOURS with her this Saturday 🤡

I wonder if she will

A) Call me a circus performer (tattooed lady is her go-to)

B) Shake her head and roll her eyes and mumble passive-aggressively under her breath about it

C) Ask what my partner thinks

D) Say I've ruined my face/looks

E) Other/Comment

[daysofauldlangsyne]

i’ve been having Thoughts about my Hawke not being able to get over Anders. But like. Just Think about it. Getting over exes is already hard! now imagine if it is well known that on the big bad incident that took place in your town, you two were present? yeah. 

[odinsblog]

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[magpie-to-the-morning]

For the love of god. People, you can’t just shove your phone in a librarian’s face and demand that we “print this,” and then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ every time we ask you a question about how your phone works and whether or not you have “this” saved to your phone and/or in your email.

Please put in the barest fucking minimum to know how your OWN DEVICES WORK

[investingestincest]

starting the movie in tears because i already know who he'll choose