#GUESS WHO LOST HER SHIT
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maranull · 6 months ago
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CAN I NOT GET A FUCKING HEART ATTACK FOR ONE HOUR
FFS
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warning-heckboop · 3 months ago
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Was going to write a little ficlet to go with this, but. Vaccine tiredness is killer.
A little bit of art for the FOP Nature au by @bunnieswithknives. I cannot recommend checking it out enough.
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ria-the-camel · 6 months ago
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I love you I will always love you. But the way you're hurting yourself is scary scary. I don't know what to do with it. You're lying to me, you're hiding important, dangerous things from me. Because you don't want to stop. You don't want me to leave you, and I never will, but you're going to leave me. You believe it's the only way for you to be useful. I can't make you change your mind. I'm going to lose you. I love you.
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marchsage · 8 months ago
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world's most well-adjusted daughter
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trying-to-jew · 5 months ago
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Deeply tired (but unsurprised) sigh
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coyoxxtl · 11 months ago
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i think its funny that there’s people out there that get mad when you suggest that Light Yagami is ace and not gay, like i’m sorry y’all want him to fuck L so badly but even a gay boy would pretend to jerk off to bikini girl magazines.
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dravania · 1 year ago
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a new adventure - together
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vulpinesaint · 9 months ago
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debuting my dnd character who sees a reference to something sexual and goes “ew :|” and then sees a reference to something romantic and goes “EWWWWW.” guy who rolls his eyes at sexual references but gets green-like-nauseous with disgust at the thought of romance :)
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cuntwrap--supreme · 4 months ago
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My dog has been having senior moments, such as randomly forgetting what she's doing or trying to walk into a street, and I've been calling her "Mr. President" when it happens.
Like, "No, Mr. President, we can't walk into oncoming traffic. That's how we get killed!"
#it makes me sad that she's so old. and it's only in the past couple months that she's been doing this.#she's still overall very physically healthy. we go on walks almost every day and as long as she wants to.#and she eats well and takes vitamins and her teeth are kept clean and her claws trimmed and her coat clean#but she's slipping a little mentally#she's 11 which is old as hell for a dog her size. the vet said golden retriever mixes (which is what i assume she is) usually live to 10.#and she's not even started going white too much. just around her snoot and a little on her paws.#so when i take her in the vet always assumes she's like 6#but I've had this crusty old lady since shortly before i was even legally an adult#and I'm scared for when she does die because my other dog dying damn near made me commit suicide#and like I've said. I've had her a lot longer.#if she were a person she'd be going into middle school. like.#and she's had her share of weird health things. she's had a thyroid issue since she was 4. she has a weird skin condition.#she's had a couple surgeries and has scars from being attacked by random dogs (not my fault. she's well trained)#she's fallen a couple times recently but the vet says that's normal for her age#she went blind then wasn't blind and is going blind again#her hearing is starting to get shit too#I'm just so worried about her. this dog is a person to me. she's more real than my family in my mind.#and my cat is cool and all. but she's not a people. she's just a cat.#i guess the best i can hope for her is she lives the rest of her life comfortably and can die peacefully in her sleep#i think I'd completely come unglued from reality if i lost another dog to surprise everything cancer#but that's what I'm most scared of#because it came on so quickly and no one caught it despite me being that person who takes their dogs to the vet over a cough#she's sleeping right now and making goofy ass dog dream sounds. and i know i won't hear that any more sometime soon.#dog#old dog#senior dog#clio#joe biden mention
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I learned today what a smash cake is, and I just want the world to burn. The human race honestly doesn't deserve cake anymore.
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daysofauldlangsyne · 2 years ago
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i’ve been having Thoughts about my Hawke not being able to get over Anders. But like. Just Think about it. Getting over exes is already hard! now imagine if it is well known that on the big bad incident that took place in your town, you two were present? yeah. 
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meliohy · 11 months ago
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ok ok I talked to a colleague and now all's good. I'm motivated af for the interview this afternoon. I'm getting that fucking job. Everyone wants me to get that job anyway. I'm done being nice now I'm letting them know they better give me that job and sign the papers in the next month else I'm quitting. Good luck with finding yet another engineer to work in the middle of nowhere when you're already struggling to hire 💅
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what-yadoking-likes · 1 year ago
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Soooo. Got me septum pierced 2 weeks ago. Fairly certain my mom doesn't know.
Guess who is spending HOURS with her this Saturday 🤡
I wonder if she will
A) Call me a circus performer (tattooed lady is her go-to)
B) Shake her head and roll her eyes and mumble passive-aggressively under her breath about it
C) Ask what my partner thinks
D) Say I've ruined my face/looks
E) Other/Comment
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hiddenworldofmary · 4 months ago
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not only did i chop my hair short but i also got my cv and linkedin photos done and got a new little bag for everyday use!!! fantastic start to a new month let’s keep it that way and hope i can also find a decent job and do some sports
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nighthawkes · 4 months ago
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#someone should give me an environment where I can practice giving completely unfiltered responses again#and enrichment activities that cause me to say mean and aggressive and provocative and impolite shit#would love to get back in touch with the part of myself that was so naturally candid and cutting that I didn’t even realize how mean it was#and I had to become this person I am now who is so out of touch with giving her genuine natural response to things that anything less than#3 filters deep feels unthought out#like. I’m practicing actively trying to be in touch with what I want to say every day with my friends by actually trying to say what I mean#and think rather than what I’m guessing at what they want to hear but it’s not enough#other people are just saying shit and I’m left flabbergasted because either I drilled myself out of that or it was drilled out of me#i think I also have a semi frequent problem of thinking ten steps ahead in a conversation. how do I stop doing that. it feels directly conne#connected to this filter thing#sense of self#2024#it’s getting easier. I notice myself doing it without intention a lot these days. but I feel like something got lost along the way.#like my brain is still speedrunning the filters and all the beats it expects to encounter in the conversation and THEN overriding that#it’s not natural. or I’m not feeling what I’m saying as deeply or not accurately communicating what I’m trying to#I’ve been doing the ‘practicing actively saying what I’m thinking and feeling’ thing for years and years#it really isn’t hard to do. I’m just stuck on that processing issue I guess. why doesn’t being candid feel natural anymore.
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investingestincest · 6 months ago
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starting the movie in tears because i already know who he'll choose
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