#GRR I CANT WAIT UNTIL THEY REACH BAD TOUCH AND SIFFRINS DECLINE

[boos-gh0st]

Our friend Ti (variant) was playing ISAT yesterday and we were in vc with them. They were nearing their time to get ready for work and were like “should I fight the king now or should I just save and we can do something else until I have to leave” and the three of us—Undead, myself, and Butwhy—all knew this was their first king fight. We also knew how much it was hyped up by the game.

So what do we do?

“Dude you should fight it now and we can figure out something to do if you have time afterwards”

“If they have time?? It’s the king fight, do you want to boost their ego?”

“I’m being optimistic! It didn’t take us an hour to beat the king!”

“It sure as hell felt like it-“

>”OKAY ILL FIGHT THE KING GOD”

-they were prepping to level up from 50 to 55 [and instead then siffrin 55 to 58] before fighting the king and we played it off as we were soooo bored waiting and pleaaaaase Ti just right himmmm you’ll do fine at your levels I promise we’ve beat him at lower you’ll be okay

>Fine okay

We go through the whole Schtick, doing voices and playing it off as if the first king fight will be horrendous and difficult we all hell, even telling our horror story of the first time we fought the king (aka “the first time we did this and saw his bar go up that fast it was like ‘OUGH-‘ it was scary”)

And then they die immediately

And it was BEAUTIFUL

I love messing with my friends on their first playthroughs

And their husband (undead) had just fought the king for the first time the day prior so he was IN ON IT he joined right on board with Butwhy regarding how long it took

We also brought up the Jordan’s and AF1s again btw cause Butwhy and I still think it’s the funniest thing ever