#GROAR au

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THIS IS MAYBE THE STUPIDIEST THING I EVER DREW GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE BYYYYE

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Owlet AU: Curse of a Light

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“NYEH!” King exclaimed as he scampered away from the source of the screech, his legs working hard. ‘Curse these tiny legs!’ he thought, not being as fast as he liked to be, paws still holding onto the bottle. He ran into the closet, hurriedly closing the door and jumping into a pile of junk in there, “Phew! At last I’m saf-” *BAM!* The door got broken down, an owl beast leaps in ‘Oh no!’

“Growl...”

(OvO)

Luz hunts for the intruder, running around corners and jumping over objects.

A door was in her way, it didn’t stop her hunt. *BAM!*

“Growl...” ‘Intruder, hiding...prey.’

*Sniff* *Sniff* ‘But where it hide?’

“Scritch...scritch...scritch...scritch...” Luz slowly creeps around, claws scratching against the flooring, eyes and ears alert, searching for the intruder.

She stops in front of a pile.

“GROAR-!” ‘Here!’ And she swipes her claw at it.

(OvO)

“GROAR-!”

“Yipe!” King barely dodged the strike coming towards him, just rolling out of the way. He checks the bottle for any sort of damage, “Phew, still intac-YEOUCH!” and then he got bitten. ‘My tail!’

“-Growl-...” the creature rumbled in it’s throat, looking quite proud of itself. King thrashed around frantically, but quickly stops after it bites down a bit harder, not wanting to lose his tail. In the process, he dropped the elixir and was carried out of the closet. ‘Where is it taking me!?’ the creature stops in its tracks when it hears footsteps.

*StompstomPstoMPstOMPsTOMPSTOMPSCREEE-* “LUZ!!” Eda’s shoes made a screeching noise they slid against the floor, she looks panicked and out of breath. “-Growl-!” the creature strides towards Eda and dropped King in front of her like a gift. “Grah!” it exclaimed proudly, growling and putting a paw on King when he tried scampering away.

“What in the seven hells...?” Eda muttered, still out of breath.

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29/03/2020

Comment s'en sortir en ces conditions de misérabilismes allez HOUSTE on cesse la foire c'est les clowns qui entrent les tristes ceux-là oui ceux-là qui de sensés faire rire n'en font que pleurer ces saligauds ces abrutis sans honneur on les

LES TIGRES viennent donner la candeur, les GROAR les GREER, ces roux et ce blanc qui larmes aux yeux de par leur naissance accaparée nous déversent toute la haine de leur soumission spectaculaire

Après les chevals AH LES CHEVALS dont les pieds de danseuses leurs font pressions sur dos, CES CHEVALS fiers et unanimes, fantômes de l’inconstant à galoper comme ça, sans fonds ni formes, on est là on les vois on les regarde et ON PAYE EN PLUS pour voir ça c'est géniesque du moins plus le choix de le penser notre argent est déjà parti

C'est les éléphants. Les éléphants qui, plus lents, se mettent sur la pose assise parfois leur trompe en l'air, rigolo ok on va rire oui c'est drôle d'accord de toute façon comme dit on a PLUS UN ROND alors rions rions oui rions

Les clowns tristes reviennent ils sont trois dont un sans bras mais on s'en fiche c'est comme ça le spectacle est cloué Acceptons-le donc ces trois là débarquent et nous blaguent sans y croire réellement ils blaguent y'en a un qui jette un sceau d'eau sur son comparse le comparse ne ri(c'est celui sans bras)e pas c'est comme ça après tout qu'y peut-il c'est son rôle surtout que de ce sceau d'eau ce n'était pas de l'eau dedans mais de la glace avec une multitude de graviers soit le poids d'un sceau de environ 100000000KG ou un peu moins mais ça reviens au même, l'autre le troisième clown triste en observant cette scène désastreuse se demande où se trouve son objectif comme lorsque sa professeuse de mathématique le lui demandait sur le rendu de ses copies d'examens au Lycée il se le demande toujours où se trouve son objectif c'est simple il a la solution il l'avait depuis tous temps de sa grosse poche surprise du pantalon à pois jaunes et oranges il sort un IMMENSE revolver chargé bien sûr ça rigole pas il en fait dériver le bout du canon vers sa tempe et là, PLEURS INTEMPESTIFS, il appuie sur la gâchette.

« Quel beau speclacle », se sera rit Riri, 4 ans, malade des hormones et du sens.

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Gonna put your characters in a modernish au because an Au where Groar is a bit apprehensive because they are supposed to open for the rather notorious rockstar Buggy the Clown, who’s been known to be… difficult to work with, but they actually see their chance at getting somewhere trying to do this band thing more professionally, so they take the opportunity and… turns out that Buggy has mellowed out in the past years after his marriage to his bassist Red and the birth of their three kids.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s still an asshole, but him sitting them all down to tell them just EXACTLY what he expects from them and how he WILL not tolerate tardiness and how he WILL just get someone else to open for him is just a tad diminished by three toddlers being present and him very obviously just wanting to cut to the chase so he can get back to spending the Sunday with his wife.

Law watches him down an, non alcoholic, beer and set it down on the table, while one of his kids is drawing and the other is just bouncing around the couch next to him. „If you fuckers break ANY of my equipment you can haul your asses back home.“ he states, glaring as intimidating at them as a man who’s just opened a new box of crayons for his son can glare at someone. „I don’t care how punk you think you’ll look smashing guitars or dropping mics, every single floorboard on this stage is worth more money than all of your instruments combined and I - Blaze be careful.“ He sends a chopped hand after his son who was just about to tumble off the couch, catching him by the ankle and dragging him back to safety. The kid giggles and squeals in delight and the clowns lips quirk upwards for a second. „… Well?“ „huh?“ „DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? GOD DID YOU SHIDIOTS NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAID?“ „We’re clear!“ Osha interjects hastily. „Of course!“ Killer turns his head over his shoulder to Bepo, who they planned to bring along as a sort of buffer / intimidation tactic. Just tell the Mink to stand behind them with his arms crossed and he doesn’t even have to say anything. Should have been an easy job. To bad Bepo had immediately been confiscated by the daughter of the triplets and is now too busy cooing over her and flipping trough various kids picture books detailing the sea creatures of the grandline while she babbles happily.

They are saved from this mildly uncomfortable and confusing situation when Red herself finally comes in and Buggy shoos them out, rattling the rest of his rules (Don’t out flashy him, don’t touch his instruments, no rotisserie chicken parties, don’t look at his wife, don’t smile at her, don’t even breathe in her general direction etc.) before slamming the door behind them.

All in all this could have gone much worse.

OK SO.

First of all : THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVE THIS. OMG. I love every single part of it. Even if I had to google what a rotisserie chicken partie and everything I found was kinda sexual

But ALSO hold my beer because I actually had something like this (crossing Redbomb & G.R.O.A.R in a kindof modern punk AU) in mind for a while and your message was the kick in the ass I needed to work on it.

SO

In this AU Buggy is a former rockstar and a producer (fit wells with the "I'm lazy but I go and look for treasure"), he met Red as she was singing in a bar and begged her to join his label. Also in this AU life isn't a bitch and parents don't die (well, except Law biological parents) so Corazon is still alive an he comes to. every. single. G.R.O.A.R concert. and has their merch.

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I know talking about this Movie and it’s characters is probably like… way to early because you’re making your way trough op still but with the rise of the Groar Au I can’t help but imagine:

Uta, at some music festival, swarmed by fans, walking backstage to get some privacy, chatting with her staff, etc. Notices some shady guys looming around the place. Huh? Just one of the opening bands from another stage? Ah! Oh of course it’s okay if they stay over here for a minute, little bit weird but… oh okay they are still staring. Kinda getting freaked out a little. Something’s off about these guys. Oh god why are they making their way over here? That black haired guy looks like he’s about to beat me into a pulp and that redhead looks downright insane and this one’s wearing a fetish mask of some kind and- “Uh, Miss Uta? May we talk to you for a second?”

Uta, ten minutes and several autographs later. “Aaaaand one for “Bepo” and “Penpen” right?” “Yes, thank you very much.” Killer, quietly but excitedly to Osha, equally exited “HhhhaahhhomigoshUtashookmyhandplspinch me!” “I know!!” Kidd, posting a selfie of Utas signature written all over his face with red marker “Just met Uta BITCHEZ!!! Suck it you green haired chode! @ Barty”

That feels so canon.

I'm indeed far away from reaching the movie Red but I know a thing or two about Uta thanks to the fandom! I really can see this happen. Thanks for this message anon it made me kick my feet. Have this drawing of stoner penguin and Shachi waiting for an Uta concert to begin as a thanks and also because I love those two so so so so much

(also Kidd and Bartolomeo kinda feel like a crack ship. I buy it)

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Ok so this can't really happen because G.R.O.A.R AU takes place post timeskip BUT multiverse powers on, I think that Blaze would be a fan of their band

Teen Blaze : YOOOO NOW THAT'S RAD MUSIC *headbang*

In the background Skye and Rory are covering their ears while some hideous scratchy industrial chords mixed with Kidd burp and Bepo snoring sounds is coming from a radio

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I don’t know why it feels like your Kids deepest, darkest secret is that someone taught him how to play a classical instrument as a child and he still can do so but I dunno it FITS you feel me? Something like the Clarinette and Killer had to swear high and low that he would never, EVER tell anyone under threats of violence. Acts like there’s nothing more embarrassing under the Sun and the way he talks about classical music and how much it sucks? Yeah it would actually be pretty embarrassing if everyone knows he’s just as much a “lame grandpa ass” as anyone else who can play an instrument that usually doesn’t get plugged into something.

On the other end your Law feels like someone who really wanted to learn a classical instrument as a child but was just so…. Bad at it that eventually Cora gently had to tell him to stop.

Five year old Law abusing a violin so badly even an angel like Corazon couldn’t listen to it for long without some eyebrow twitching “Law… Law sweetie-“ SCREEEEEK SCOOOOOONK “Maybe-Maybe the guitar is more suited for you.” ZZZZZZZZKK “Law.” squeeeeeeeeeeAaaaaal “Law please.”

Also for the instrument in question I'm just gonna bring back the fact that this asshole (/pos) would be scottish IRL so ....

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The best babysitter ever is back

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the best babysitter ever is back again

don't mind Blaze being gigantic lol I'm tired

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Listen Kidd is probably the worst fucking person to ever look over kids I am aware, but I can easily see him becoming the triplets favorite guy ever (ironically, because Law tries his best to be a good influence and they all can’t stand him at first to some extent)

Worst guy ever.

Rory starts sobbing out of nowhere?„Why’s he crying?“ „You think a drag of my blunt would calm him down-„ „NO!“

Blaze holding his hands up to Bepo going „Beep-Boop!“? Bepo is delighted „Eeeeee so cute! I’m his uncle Beep-Boo-„ „THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL MY FRIEND YOU LITTLE SHIT?“

Skye toddles up to him and gives him a kiss on the cheek? „Agh! Don’t do that you little slut.“ „SHE’S THREE YEARS OLD DONT CALL HER A SLUT!!!“

And yet he’s their favorite because he’ll see them bang on the table with their tiny hands, making the glasses jump and getting cigarette ashes everywhere, but doesn’t go „Ohh oh no kid don’t do that.“ but just gives them the horns and goes „Yeaaah! Fuck it up you little punk! Killer get a load of this little anarchist here!“

Yes. 100%. Totally. Listen Red and Bugs definitely shouldn't ask him to watch their kids but..... the others would tame him a little right ?.... and they really need alone time (not to cook another bunch of triplets - they're done with that for a little while, Rory Skye and Blaze are good contraceptives - no just to sleep and shower) so... you know hey fuck off let's give the punk a try ok. (This OR they still aren't aware Kid is here when GROAR come for babysitting. When they discover it they threat to fire the messy band but too bad their three little goblins hyper attached to them already!)

Oh gosh this crossover has SO MANY DELIGHTFUL POTENTIAL my dear anon.

I think that Law would be Rory's favorite tho. Because. Obviously. Later, when Rory will be a teen, they would sigh and rant together over the global stupidity of people around them. And how amazing would it be if Law became his mentor figure like Corazon was for him? The clown cycle would repeat.

Osha are the parent's favorite because... Responsabilities and kindness much. Being the older sibling and then a cook for the Whitebeard concert hall , having to deal with this young rookie named Ace and making him eat vegetables teached them a thing or two. Even under the REALLY BAD INFLUENCE of Kid they always do a bunch of meal prep and clean all the flat before Bugs and Red come back. Immediately gaining points. (Without them they definitely wouldn't have any contract in the cross guild label, they and killer are the dogs, Law and Kid are the cheetahs. They are the big buff enby Law need to release, when he has to violently scream out his angst he does it in their chest - oh I have to draw this.)

And I think that Killer is the best babysitter because dealing with his boyfriend 24/7 is already babysitting let's be honest.

Ending this post by saying. Listen this is modern AU but devil fruit and stuff still exist, chopper would still be a reindeer, not taking the fun out of one piece here ok. Now. In this AU it's Kid who gave his devil fruit to Blaze. Just for fun.

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One piece AU where nothing changes but my OC Osha Law Kidd and Killer are in a punk band and are also a polycule and the band is name Great Roar of Arctic Rage (Groar)

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I’m wondering: Do you think there is a Mugiwara equivalent to GROAR in that au? As far as I can tell this is a “modern setting” au with devil fruit bullshit still being present because it’s funny but with no pirates, so I’m wondering wether or not Luffy in this au went “Gonna be the best musician EVER!” Instead?

Both the image of Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, Usopp and Nami starting a tiny little Garage band in their free time, as well as the more wacky “Luffy with his Banjo going around and recruiting just the WEIRDEST people for his giant band” are delightful. Especially the latter because like… imagine the lineup… imagine you see a band playing and there’s a reindeer on the drums…. Some guy shredding three guitars at once…. Imagine seeing accomplished pianist Nico Robin with a keytar on stage amongst all this weirdness and just wondering HOW that came to be…. They somehow got Soulking Brook on board as well…. Oh you think he passed away in the seventies? Well you got that right but that won’t stop them. Rumor has it that in their early days the daughter of one of the producers of most famous music labels ever, Arabasta studios, did vocals with them for a while before moving on to do her own thing. Their roadies include a Cyborg and a fish man.

People ask them what their musical genre is and because Luffy is just vibing and doesn’t know what a “John-ray” is, Usopp or Nami usually interrupt these days to avoid discussion. “Ska…” “Eh…. I… I’m sorry, but do you mean you’ve been influenced by Ska bands in the past or that you took inspiration from… because your style is…. Truly unique, but it would be far fetched to call it.” “We. Play. Ska…..”

Thank youuuu for bringing this up & you suggestions / headcanons

To answer quickly Mugiwaras band is DEFINITELY something in G.R.O.A.R AU, we started brainstorm something about a Punk A.U with my friend @calvin-arium and I should really go back to this because it would fit perfectly. Also Luffy playing Banjo just... makes so much sense to me, and this would be Zoro Guitar

could see Usopp at light effects & pyrotechnics and Jimbei driving the tour bus

And yes, G.R.O.A.R AU evolved to become a "modern AU but not boring" kinda, just using it to smash all my comfort characters and OC together, so it's modern settling but devil fruits & power still exist so you can take a violent hit by a guitare wrapped in offensive haki I guess. Mosh pitt must be interesting in this universe

(Captain Trio happen when G.R.O.A.R and Mugiwara has to share a scene in an antifascist music fest somewhere in japan)