#GOOD LUCK Y'ALL

[vegaly-art]

Dork in love Alert <3 (He is looking at Coworker <3)

[deepsixsquid]

[INCOMPREHENSIBLE FISH MONSTER NOISES]

[revolvingfanatic]

New chapter drop for “I Do Not Fear Death”! (Chap 9)

Title: “Disaster”

Summary: Puss spared a moment to think that it likely hadn’t been wise of him to have insulted the wolf as hard as he had—essentially calling him an asshole in multiple languages and everything—cuz while his words had been accurate, it probably wasn’t exactly the best idea to piss off the all powerful specter of death.

[chlochette-sunde]

One week until Christmas!

[basil-the-scorned]

Alright, 911 time but I'm not saying nothing until the end

[geeoharee]

conversations in the UK about the upcoming US election (that I did not wish to have) (stuck at a bus stop)

Them: I heard the Democrats have a ton of lawyers and they're going to challenge the election result. Me: Yeah, well, I heard the Republicans are doing that, that's the newspapers for you. Them: Doesn't happen here, does it? Why not? Me: Donald Trump is a whiny baby. Them: No, that's not the reason. Me: Think it is. Them: Yeah, but there was that election in 2000. Me: Yeah, that one was really close, it was because of Florida. Them: So why doesn't it happen here? Me: Donald Trump is a whiny baby and he doesn't live here. Them: I don't think that's it.

Anyway I managed to derail it after that and we talked about how weird it is that the new ruler doesn't get sworn in til January.

[1singulargrape]

I'm so sorry team bear cubs I'm getting my ass beat so bad it's not even funny 💀

[chokedraven]

Hey don’t know if your still looking for art recommendations but I’d love to see something about your recent mannequin whumpee.

Here we go with some art based on my previous whump post! Dunno If this is what you were imagining, but uh eh

An’ I'm always open to art ideas

[whoreofthecentury]

"waaa waaaaaa whutt am i gonnaa dooo withoutt mah entraaainmennnnttt 😣🥺"

take a walk outside Samantha. read a book. smell the flowers. start gardening. get a hobby or personality.

[semiotomatics]

pour one out for all the metro vancouverites who take transit 😔

[maniacace]

SO THE SETLIST MIGHT BE 3 HOURS AFTER ALL......OH I'M GONNA PASS OUT

[snails-in-spaceships]

The girls are going through it today

[trials-of-a-spirit-worker]

Yeah, sorry I know op said Americans don't interact but, I'm interacting just for your safety at this point.

I know y'all aren't used to those insane temperatures and I'm sorry. Keep up your electrolytes. Can't tell you how many times that's saved my ass during hellish heat waves here. It isn't just about staying hydrated it's about keeping lucid. I don't know if you have Gatorade or something of the equivalent, but drink plenty of that along with water. Dilute it if you must/hate the taste. It's salty enough, got sugars and carbs for you to get through this god awful shit.

If you feel abnormally sluggish and exhausted, you're cooking. I mean that. Like... literally. Cooking. Find shelter/relief. Op is so goddamn right about the fans in the window. It might not feel like much of a difference inside but it's 10x better than outside. I guarantee you.

Keep electronic use to a minimum. Including lights. You'd be amazed how much lights can add to heating up a room. During the summer months and especially during heat waves I don't even think about touching a light switch so long as I can help it. If you can, keep laptops off your body if you must use one. Little desks, small end tables etc. I burned the shit out of my thighs a couple years ago needing to use a laptop during a heat wave. Not fun.

Shea butter I believe is latex free and helps the skin heal, should you get burned. Its also a pretty nice natural sunscreen. It doesn't expire and if you keep it inside a relatively cool place it stays solid.

Try and keep the clothing you wear light and flowy. Sometimes less clothing isn't the answer, especially in hellish temperatures like these. You're exposing yourself to more of the sun and heat. Allow air flow on your body too.

I really hope you guys will be okay. I don't even like our heat waves here and like you saw above in Phoenix, the heat in the states can be insufferable. I can't imagine what a nightmare it is for a climate that isn't used to that type of heat.

I need UK journalists to not show 43 degrees is not beach weather like people are gonna die

Americans do not interact

[enthusispastic]

Metazooa Stats

🦜 Animal #340 🐐

I figured it out in 6 guesses!

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🔥 41 | Avg. Guesses: 5.3

#metazooa

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

the problem with having a book out the same day as the US elections is that it's like..... hey, so, i see you're struggling through the unending horrors. can i offer you some nice sword lesbians in these trying times? 😬

[aaaaaaaaaaaa-a]

buying some more check marks to help Tumblr out, here yah go yah silly geese