#GONNA PUT U IN A PETRI DISH

[cin3maa]

is this how u see me…

YESSSSSSSSS EXACTLY HOW I SEE YOU TOMI

[catboygretzky]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

2/?

📜 realexyblog

haiku because exy is back:

GOD, why are my teams

SO fucking bad at exy?

FUCK this FUCKING sport.

#and i watch sports for why? entertainment? no way

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♛ queen-of-exy

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! KEVIN DAY IS A QUEEN SHES LITERALLY A QUEEN ITS ON HER FACE

💃fox-me-up follow

queen on the court, pillow princess on the mattress amiright

♛ queen-of-exy

ive never felt more understood, I am kissing you w tongue

#marry me tumblr user fox me up

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🌞 blonde-jeremy-knox

i'm just gonna say it. i know we're all thinking it. jeremy knox eats ass like it's his JOB.

👁 jean-mor-uhoh

babe literally no one was thinking that but i'm proud of you for speaking your truth

#we're friends but what cost. when all u talk about is jeremy knox eating ass.

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🧚 goalie-stan

#dan wilds #psu

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🌄 softkevinday follow

He lived. He served cunt. He died. He was Resurrected. Served more cunt.

#kevin day

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👸🏻 kevindazed follow

absolutely busted a fucking nut watching kevin day switch hands like that oh my god my nut was so forceful it created a new dimension.

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

hey can i join you in that dimension

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

Sure, just bring some snacks or something

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

hell yeah!!!!!!

#thanks youre the best do you like doritos?

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😎 foxyknoxy

the best exy team in the nation is a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE how many of those students even go to the games when your school is full of artists and theater kids. your student section must be wACK

😎 foxyknoxy

*sorry, 2nd best exy team in the nation

#fuck you theater kids!!!!!!!! can't even appreciate a good sport !!!!! anyway go trojans

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🙈 ittybittyminny follow

Andrew Minyard should get a little bite and chew. As a reward. Maybe a small gnaw. nomnomnom Maaaaaybe as a treat he can rip a throat out, but only if he's really really good

#only if he's REALLY GOOD and maybe tests negative for rabies but whatever you can't win em all

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🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

favourite exy rarepair????

☀️ usctrojanny

ACTUALLY !!!!! was thinking about this earlier and while ive never seen anyone talk about it.......aaron minyard and neil josten would be 👀 kinda cute???

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

omg wait why have I never thought about guys before!!!!!!!! noooo why did you say this, i can totally see it!!!!!! Neil would probably have to lean down to kiss aaron 🥺 do u think he has ever had to lean down to kiss someone 😭

☀️ usctrojanny

And obviously, u know me, im always here for a striker/backliner matchup

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

this is all i'm going to think about for the rest of my life now, thanks, fuck you

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👅 nastyneiljosten

I want to put neil josten in a jar and shake the jar so violently he turns into sludge and then pour a drop of that sludge on to a petri dish so I can see what kind of bacteria he produces.

🦩 exyonmymind follow

what happens to the rest of the sludge?

👅 nastyneiljosten

*sluuuuuuurp* *swallowing sounds* *sluuuurp* *gargle gargle* *more swallowing sounds* yummy yummy in my tummy

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🐋 sexyexy

headcannon that neil josten is so feral bc andrew bit him and gave him rabies so now he's a literal rabid dog

👢exyinaphonebooth follow

You can't make headcannons about real people don't be freaks

🐋 sexyexy

exy players aren't real they're my little dolls that I can put into any situations I want and you can't stop me

#thanks anyway did u know andrew minyard gave neil josten rabies

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🧸 mreow-bearcats-mreow

ARE THOSE REFS FUCKING BLIND ????????!

#exy lb

👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

Kiss cams are only acceptable during sporting events if they zoom in on two players

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

ok but what if they're wearing a face mask

👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

smash your cages together obviously, don't be a pussy #love wins

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

fair enough

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🌸 softexy

Andrew and Aaron Minyard

#exy #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #palmetto foxes #psu #web weave #poetry

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[kittzuxp]

Okay so ermmmm u asked for it so here ya go x3 (gonna lost things I like abt ur art alodheoqmsowms)

Okay so first of all, I LOVEEEE THE SOBBING PATHETIC WET CAT ENERGY ARGOS HAS IN UR FANART. SUITS HIM FR. His hair is just so mwaa absolutely PERFECT!! I also love the pointy ear and tail u give him! Makes him look more cryptid loll. The way his face is filled with eyes omg I adore it, I love it when Argos fanarts have like Argos' face not even have any open space cuz it's so filled with eyes LMAO. The main eyes design is so cool too!! Like especially the red part and eyebags it's amazing. And I love the way u draw his outfit!! Like that's so him!! And HOLY SHIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRAW HANDS??? I BOW DOWN TO YOUR HIGHNESS. The way u use colour in your artworks is amazing, like idk how to describe it but it's so edible yk? And the way u do backgrounds! So simple yet so effective!! I love your lineart like especially the sketchy lineart style on Mr plant's face!! I love the colours n patterns u put on Mr plant's petals and I love the way u draw his big ol' eyes n eyelids n the black tears! His outfit and shoes r so hashtag slay too. I have GOT to study your artstyle on a petri dish someday cuz it rocks so hard I'm foaming in my mouth. AND AND OMG DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE WAY U DRAW POSES!!! SO FLUID AND SIMPLE YET IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE. YK IT DOESNT *LOOK* SIMPLE.

^ two of my favourite arts from u of all time!! I really love your art man you're so cool aldiwbqpodn2pqmde

*unintelligible happy yelps and squeaks*

Thank u SOO. Very much. 😭😭😭 You do NOT know how happy it makes me 2 know that people on the INTERNET appreciate my little gay art 🥹🥹🥹

Feel free to talk 2 me anytime, the ask box ( or anywhere rlly) is open for a reason :,DDD

[miutonium]

Boogie Man, Utionium and Bubbles!! ~@soft-spooks (good luck in class btw u got this!)

Thank you! I did okay for class when you send this Ask but I am now back in class and Im hoping it go well today ;w; thank u for the well wishes 💕💕💕

The Boogie Man 🎵 — Quick! Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first five songs that come up!

My playlist basically went Mr.Worldwide 🧍‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Professor Utonium 🥼 — Are there any scientific inventions or discoveries that fascinate you?

You heard of girlies telling true crime like tea so let me talk about antibiotics like them too 💅

Radioactive is cool but the history of Penicillin (the first pure Antibiotic) is one of my fav. Im just gonna write a very simplified version of it after rereading it just now lol

There's reports of usage of mold to treat infection way way back before the 20th century especially in ancient greek and egypt but the creation of the first fully synthetic and commercialise antibiotic only started during the early 40s so like if you get any bacterial infection from uhhh lets say a cut on your pinky, you rubbed your eyes with a dirty hand, you look as someone at the wrong time, you had a hanky panky with Patty at the back alley or maybe you just exist, you can die. Existing antimicrobial meds like sulfanilamide even the strongest one sometimes doesnt work with diseases that in modern days we can simply heal with just 1 course of antibiotics.

Anyway how we discovered Penicillin was purely by accident when back in 1929, Alexander Fleming discovered one of the strep strain he was cultivating in his petri dish that he left for a few days for a holiday seemed off. Upon closer inspection he realized there's a strain of mold that grew on the dish and noticed that the bacteria didnt grow around the mold ring so he conducted a few experiments to comfirm his discovery and ended up publishing a paper about his findings. Despite this though no one wanted to do anything about it. They read the paper and just left him on seen and Fleming wasnt a chemist, he's a biologist, the lowest of the low for the nerds back in the 19th century because all the cool kids major in physics and studying radioactive and actively promoting radioactive quackery while their jaw is rotting off from the radium exposure so he couldn't do anything about it and he just let his research in the back burner until like 10 years later a group of nerds at Oxford found his paper and like "wait this man was actually cooking" and decided to take the challenge to purify this mold juice and see if they can turn it into an antibiotic.

In early stages of their research, there didnt use like a big steep container to 'procure' the mold but instead uses a narrow container with large surface area, think of casserole dish to get the juice because the mold only grows on the surface of the liquid instead of inside the liquid. Purifying isn't easy, at least 2000 litres of purified Penicillin juice were needed just to make antibiotics enough to treat 1 person so 2 of the big nerds, Howard Florey and Norman Heatley flew to the US and asked if anyone could mass produce it and then like jump to idk pages of wikipedia page later it was being mass produced in the early 40s during the peak of WW2 (there's too many conflict happens during this and the girls are fighting over who should be credited for it and I am not into some nerd drama rn)

Here's some interesting facts that I found out while reading:

- During the early stages of mass production, they still haven't produce enough Penicillin for the people they're treating and running clinical trials and they discovered that patients who received Penicillin shot also excreted those antibiotics back into their urine. At least 70% of the Penicillin they got is stored in the balls floating in the urine so they took the pee, crystallised them and extracted the Penicillin from the pee crystals so at least half of the people who gets the antibiotics shot got them from some guy's pee.

- When Florey and Heatley planned to fly to the US, they feared they couldn't bring the mold in a small glass tube without it being missing so they laced the pocket of their coat with the mold.

- Winston Churchill almost died from Pneumonia back in 1943 but fully cured by Sulfanilamide but the tabloid at time said Penicillin cured him simoly because they wanted to instill confidence to the public about antibiotic

- During Clinal Trials, they tested on animals for toxicity but they didn't tested it on guinea pigs. If they tested it on guinea pigs there's a possibility that antibiotics is not what we have now or didn't exist at all since Penicillin is toxic to guinea pigs

Anyway cut to decades later we abused the fuck out of antibiotics and there's rising cases of antibiotics resistant bacteria. It is estimated that we are 5 years away from creating antibiotics that works on the bacteria that resist antibiotics in the present. So the next time if you are prescribed with antibiotics, FINISH THEM ACCORDING TO DR'S ORDERS!!!

Bubbles 🫧 — List three things that bring you joy!

Answered here!

[threadsun]

evil Jean evil Jean!!! I want him to violate the Geneva convention on my ass. or maybe I just want to put him in a petri dish. I'm gonna put my gay little hands all over ur writing about this fucked up dude, thank u as always for feeding us 😌

YES!!!! I'm glad people appreciate an awful horrible irredeemable man 😌 At all times my writing is gay, no matter who's involved! Especially with everyone's favourite problematic bisexual, Jean Laurent!!

[istherewifiinhell]

reading progress: chapter 97 havent touched it in a week but had nothing to do so.

highlights: (now with chapters!)

81 Weird gay thing increasing

KDJ wife moments (uriel seems to have thoughts about this)

82 CARRYING HIM

Ohhh were we maybe judging people for things they havent even done yet kdj?

oh i see. dokhyuk and hsy is there

AH Yoo Sangah sexy black power suit

83 KDJ for real man you are the reason a bunch of these people are alive

yoo sangah: did u fuck the protagonist big strong dude

84 Cant kill her cause YJH will be unhappy

85 mr wolf lion to the rescue (86) -> "what the hell is this"

Dokhyuk mental pep talk.... (88) and dressing down

ah. i also forgot about bookmark power

KDJ will do some sequence breaking hacks before doing any self reflection (affectionate)

89 why are u as a man receiving enlightenment from another man

kdj stopped dissociating for 1 second and reached like 200 percent power

90 seeing all these people die sure is sad. should i connect to yjh on a personal level about it?

91 fucking kangaroo court

swk and secret plotter are the only bitches i respect

(side thought i had: could dracula be a constellation?)

92 dont try and scam the scammer lol

constellation who likes to change gender you say?

93 MATCHING COATS?!

Uriel is a shipper huh...

MY POOR SOLDIER IS WAITING

94 Lee Gilyoung what the fuck

95 i love it when women threaten each other

96 "am i as bad as thanos or the joker" okay hey what the fuck

how many lives are you gonna save for YJH

KDJ is the sponser now...

97 secret plotter (throwing spaghetti at the wall) author??

Rotating in my mind: did i do "Kim Dokja, guy with problems" already? cause oh my god. dude u have problems. like. extremely relatable but taken to their most extreme problems. problems that make me reading at work zoning out feel too meta for cheering him on. extremely love people pointing out to him the whole. that he doesnt have perfect knowledge and even if he did that doesnt mean he actually controls anything. god. putting him in a petri dish. just. oh man. so moral relativism but honestly always doing like. 150 percent. im gonna say, basically as good as a guy as can be expect and then some. but. like okay. views the world as a story. obvs. is often surprised at the actions of others cause he forgets others capacity for deliberate move making. yes. is very attuned to reading people (heh) but like. words. where does all that canniness go... god. ill go in circles but. fascinating

[wataeichis]

i was gonna talk about how both rei and kanata sing harmony but wataru sings melody and it’s eichi that sings harmony bc i was a choir kid for like 5 years but i don’t have my computer rn but when i do…

i am honestly so sorry i can put these guys in petri dishes and analyze them so much but i know nothing about the musical part of it i can’t even tell u what a chorus of a song is 😭😭 if u further explain this stuff i would love to hear it tho I just have nothing I can contribute 😔

[botanyshitposts]

how was your first botany class?

so good dude...just so good

we have to write a term paper based on a literature review we do ourselves on a botany topic of our choice and idk what im gonna pick.......i have so many botany sub-interests.....a good contender right now is speciation and hybridization in carnivorous plants, specifically pitcher plants, just talking about some of the different complexes and stuff (basically me fleshing out the Nepenthes Fuck Post) but that might be too broad...... i could do a paper on the main thalloid liverworts, bc theyre neat.....or maybe a paper on people’s attempts to isolate lichen symbionts (u kno how i mentioned that lichens are little groups of specifically paired fungus, algae, and yeast cells that found each other drifting through the world as baby spores and just sort of set up shop helping each other into a full-bodied organism thing that we can see? people have developed ways to take a lichen into a lab, sterilize it, and isolate the three species making up the specific lichen by growing them out on petri dishes. some experiments then try to take the resulting adult non-lichen versions and put them together to see if they’ll still make a lichen, with varied results; the general concencus so far is that the lichen will form only if the organisms meet while young! we’re not sure why! we dont even know how they know that they’ve found the correct partners! we dont know anything!). 

i have....so many options man 

[saltwaffle]

ok ok so hear me out im addicted to the human au headcanon that aquamarine and topaz(x2) are part of like a serious, deadly mafia and it took me about .003 seconds for me to decide that they will also be as such in petri dish and we all know that despite its unassuming younger members, the petri dish family tree has roots in business overlords and assassins so like what if aqua and topazes were former employees of Allnatt Sr. (YD) and Hope Song (BD) before they like. died and shit. but theyre still harboring mean grudges against rose quartz since she stole Rose Diamond's (PD's) money and never paid aqua and topazes their salaries that they had been promised (which went upwards of like a million dollars so u can see why they're pissed) so theyre older and less physically fit but theyve always had their eyes on rosewood manor and trying to figure out some way to force these people into giving them their money that doesnt end in destruction of the property. because aqua does the math and realizes that by now, rose quartz's inheritance is so depleted that they would have no choice but to sell the manor to aqua and the topazes (well, just aqua, but she won't the topaz girls that) so finally when they retire they return to boring old beach city and put mini cameras everywhere and think of a solution but then one day they stumble upon video footage of...some kind of sci-fi roleplay game between the cool kids, amethyst, steven, and peridot, and peridot is pretending to be an evil alien invader and steven explains to her that theres a lot of humans on earth, like my dad, connie, lars and sadie, the mailman, onion....and aqua gets an idea onion is caught at funland as per canon but mr maheswaran brings him home and aqua and topazes follow in their cool mafia car. and so when maheswaran leaves, they try to break into the house and kidnap onion except that vidalia is there and she is Not Happy and has a double barreled shotgun that is pressed right up against aqua's nose "i know what that tattoo means," she says. "and if you dont get your unwiped asses away from my kids im gonna get a matching one real soon" the topaz team abandons the mission and joins a bowling league. aquamarine retires for good, and spends the rest of her life smoking, doing sudoku, and wondering where she went wrong