#GONNA PUT U IN A PETRI DISH

[lace-sutures]

is this how u see me…

YESSSSSSSSS EXACTLY HOW I SEE YOU TOMI

[exyrpf]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

2/?

📜 realexyblog

haiku because exy is back:

GOD, why are my teams

SO fucking bad at exy?

FUCK this FUCKING sport.

#and i watch sports for why? entertainment? no way

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♛ queen-of-exy

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! KEVIN DAY IS A QUEEN SHES LITERALLY A QUEEN ITS ON HER FACE

💃fox-me-up follow

queen on the court, pillow princess on the mattress amiright

♛ queen-of-exy

ive never felt more understood, I am kissing you w tongue

#marry me tumblr user fox me up

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🌞 blonde-jeremy-knox

i'm just gonna say it. i know we're all thinking it. jeremy knox eats ass like it's his JOB.

👁 jean-mor-uhoh

babe literally no one was thinking that but i'm proud of you for speaking your truth

#we're friends but what cost. when all u talk about is jeremy knox eating ass.

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🧚 goalie-stan

#dan wilds #psu

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🌄 softkevinday follow

He lived. He served cunt. He died. He was Resurrected. Served more cunt.

#kevin day

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👸🏻 kevindazed follow

absolutely busted a fucking nut watching kevin day switch hands like that oh my god my nut was so forceful it created a new dimension.

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

hey can i join you in that dimension

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

Sure, just bring some snacks or something

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

hell yeah!!!!!!

#thanks youre the best do you like doritos?

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😎 foxyknoxy

the best exy team in the nation is a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE how many of those students even go to the games when your school is full of artists and theater kids. your student section must be wACK

😎 foxyknoxy

*sorry, 2nd best exy team in the nation

#fuck you theater kids!!!!!!!! can't even appreciate a good sport !!!!! anyway go trojans

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🙈 ittybittyminny follow

Andrew Minyard should get a little bite and chew. As a reward. Maybe a small gnaw. nomnomnom Maaaaaybe as a treat he can rip a throat out, but only if he's really really good

#only if he's REALLY GOOD and maybe tests negative for rabies but whatever you can't win em all

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🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

favourite exy rarepair????

☀️ usctrojanny

ACTUALLY !!!!! was thinking about this earlier and while ive never seen anyone talk about it.......aaron minyard and neil josten would be 👀 kinda cute???

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

omg wait why have I never thought about guys before!!!!!!!! noooo why did you say this, i can totally see it!!!!!! Neil would probably have to lean down to kiss aaron 🥺 do u think he has ever had to lean down to kiss someone 😭

☀️ usctrojanny

And obviously, u know me, im always here for a striker/backliner matchup

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

this is all i'm going to think about for the rest of my life now, thanks, fuck you

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👅 nastyneiljosten

I want to put neil josten in a jar and shake the jar so violently he turns into sludge and then pour a drop of that sludge on to a petri dish so I can see what kind of bacteria he produces.

🦩 exyonmymind follow

what happens to the rest of the sludge?

👅 nastyneiljosten

*sluuuuuuurp* *swallowing sounds* *sluuuurp* *gargle gargle* *more swallowing sounds* yummy yummy in my tummy

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🐋 sexyexy

headcannon that neil josten is so feral bc andrew bit him and gave him rabies so now he's a literal rabid dog

👢exyinaphonebooth follow

You can't make headcannons about real people don't be freaks

🐋 sexyexy

exy players aren't real they're my little dolls that I can put into any situations I want and you can't stop me

#thanks anyway did u know andrew minyard gave neil josten rabies

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🧸 mreow-bearcats-mreow

ARE THOSE REFS FUCKING BLIND ????????!

#exy lb

👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

Kiss cams are only acceptable during sporting events if they zoom in on two players

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

ok but what if they're wearing a face mask

👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

smash your cages together obviously, don't be a pussy #love wins

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

fair enough

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🌸 softexy

Andrew and Aaron Minyard

#exy #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #palmetto foxes #psu #web weave #poetry

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[presidentsdaughter]

hii so i read i'm dumb (she's a lesbian) and holy shit that was fucking insane (in a good way!) i'm not even into jimmy like that but it worked so well as a character study, genuinely all the details you added abt his thoughts and mindset really showed what a stupid piece of shit he is 🙏 like the blatant misogyny, homophobia, the fact that he gets off to lesbian porn but somehow still thinks they're all straight deep down 😭

also his dialogue omfgkfksksk ur writing is CRAZY ! like when he casually tells the other guy he should have put the mc on a leash bc she's such a lightweight... who says things like that other than creepy fucks. and omg personal fave was when he's like 'then im gonna kill you' and when mc starts crying more he's like 'kidding ofc not' LIKE HELLO? of fucking course he would think to make a joke like that when mc is terrified for her life 💀 bet he's the type to be into 'dark humour' but it's really just misogynist/rape jokes AUGH he's so gross and weird i just want to put him in a petri dish and study him under a microscope 🙏

anyways i said too much omg can u tell i'm a chronic yapper 💀? tldr your writing is great and i could really visualise everything, like the contrast between mc's fear/panic vs jimmy's apathy was so sad but also incredibly well-written kdjsjdhs. hope you keep writing <3

thank u so much!! i think every gross man gets off to lesbian porn tbh.. i also don’t think jimmy cares enough about anyone bc he’s so consumed by his own shit like i think that he will not gaf ab lesbians until there is one he thinks is hot and now he’s thinking awful shit and saying worse things,, and yah.. idk men are so enabling they brush off their girlfriends so often ugh this is so sweet thank u so much ily!!

[kittzuxp]

Okay so ermmmm u asked for it so here ya go x3 (gonna lost things I like abt ur art alodheoqmsowms)

Okay so first of all, I LOVEEEE THE SOBBING PATHETIC WET CAT ENERGY ARGOS HAS IN UR FANART. SUITS HIM FR. His hair is just so mwaa absolutely PERFECT!! I also love the pointy ear and tail u give him! Makes him look more cryptid loll. The way his face is filled with eyes omg I adore it, I love it when Argos fanarts have like Argos' face not even have any open space cuz it's so filled with eyes LMAO. The main eyes design is so cool too!! Like especially the red part and eyebags it's amazing. And I love the way u draw his outfit!! Like that's so him!! And HOLY SHIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DRAW HANDS??? I BOW DOWN TO YOUR HIGHNESS. The way u use colour in your artworks is amazing, like idk how to describe it but it's so edible yk? And the way u do backgrounds! So simple yet so effective!! I love your lineart like especially the sketchy lineart style on Mr plant's face!! I love the colours n patterns u put on Mr plant's petals and I love the way u draw his big ol' eyes n eyelids n the black tears! His outfit and shoes r so hashtag slay too. I have GOT to study your artstyle on a petri dish someday cuz it rocks so hard I'm foaming in my mouth. AND AND OMG DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE WAY U DRAW POSES!!! SO FLUID AND SIMPLE YET IT DOESNT LOOK LIKE. YK IT DOESNT *LOOK* SIMPLE.

^ two of my favourite arts from u of all time!! I really love your art man you're so cool aldiwbqpodn2pqmde

*unintelligible happy yelps and squeaks*

Thank u SOO. Very much. 😭😭😭 You do NOT know how happy it makes me 2 know that people on the INTERNET appreciate my little gay art 🥹🥹🥹

Feel free to talk 2 me anytime, the ask box ( or anywhere rlly) is open for a reason :,DDD

[threadsun]

evil Jean evil Jean!!! I want him to violate the Geneva convention on my ass. or maybe I just want to put him in a petri dish. I'm gonna put my gay little hands all over ur writing about this fucked up dude, thank u as always for feeding us 😌

YES!!!! I'm glad people appreciate an awful horrible irredeemable man 😌 At all times my writing is gay, no matter who's involved! Especially with everyone's favourite problematic bisexual, Jean Laurent!!

[istherewifiinhell]

reading progress: chapter 97 havent touched it in a week but had nothing to do so.

highlights: (now with chapters!)

81 Weird gay thing increasing

KDJ wife moments (uriel seems to have thoughts about this)

82 CARRYING HIM

Ohhh were we maybe judging people for things they havent even done yet kdj?

oh i see. dokhyuk and hsy is there

AH Yoo Sangah sexy black power suit

83 KDJ for real man you are the reason a bunch of these people are alive

yoo sangah: did u fuck the protagonist big strong dude

84 Cant kill her cause YJH will be unhappy

85 mr wolf lion to the rescue (86) -> "what the hell is this"

Dokhyuk mental pep talk.... (88) and dressing down

ah. i also forgot about bookmark power

KDJ will do some sequence breaking hacks before doing any self reflection (affectionate)

89 why are u as a man receiving enlightenment from another man

kdj stopped dissociating for 1 second and reached like 200 percent power

90 seeing all these people die sure is sad. should i connect to yjh on a personal level about it?

91 fucking kangaroo court

swk and secret plotter are the only bitches i respect

(side thought i had: could dracula be a constellation?)

92 dont try and scam the scammer lol

constellation who likes to change gender you say?

93 MATCHING COATS?!

Uriel is a shipper huh...

MY POOR SOLDIER IS WAITING

94 Lee Gilyoung what the fuck

95 i love it when women threaten each other

96 "am i as bad as thanos or the joker" okay hey what the fuck

how many lives are you gonna save for YJH

KDJ is the sponser now...

97 secret plotter (throwing spaghetti at the wall) author??

Rotating in my mind: did i do "Kim Dokja, guy with problems" already? cause oh my god. dude u have problems. like. extremely relatable but taken to their most extreme problems. problems that make me reading at work zoning out feel too meta for cheering him on. extremely love people pointing out to him the whole. that he doesnt have perfect knowledge and even if he did that doesnt mean he actually controls anything. god. putting him in a petri dish. just. oh man. so moral relativism but honestly always doing like. 150 percent. im gonna say, basically as good as a guy as can be expect and then some. but. like okay. views the world as a story. obvs. is often surprised at the actions of others cause he forgets others capacity for deliberate move making. yes. is very attuned to reading people (heh) but like. words. where does all that canniness go... god. ill go in circles but. fascinating

[wataeichis]

i was gonna talk about how both rei and kanata sing harmony but wataru sings melody and it’s eichi that sings harmony bc i was a choir kid for like 5 years but i don’t have my computer rn but when i do…

i am honestly so sorry i can put these guys in petri dishes and analyze them so much but i know nothing about the musical part of it i can’t even tell u what a chorus of a song is 😭😭 if u further explain this stuff i would love to hear it tho I just have nothing I can contribute 😔

[botanyshitposts]

how was your first botany class?

so good dude...just so good

we have to write a term paper based on a literature review we do ourselves on a botany topic of our choice and idk what im gonna pick.......i have so many botany sub-interests.....a good contender right now is speciation and hybridization in carnivorous plants, specifically pitcher plants, just talking about some of the different complexes and stuff (basically me fleshing out the Nepenthes Fuck Post) but that might be too broad...... i could do a paper on the main thalloid liverworts, bc theyre neat.....or maybe a paper on people’s attempts to isolate lichen symbionts (u kno how i mentioned that lichens are little groups of specifically paired fungus, algae, and yeast cells that found each other drifting through the world as baby spores and just sort of set up shop helping each other into a full-bodied organism thing that we can see? people have developed ways to take a lichen into a lab, sterilize it, and isolate the three species making up the specific lichen by growing them out on petri dishes. some experiments then try to take the resulting adult non-lichen versions and put them together to see if they’ll still make a lichen, with varied results; the general concencus so far is that the lichen will form only if the organisms meet while young! we’re not sure why! we dont even know how they know that they’ve found the correct partners! we dont know anything!). 

i have....so many options man 

[saltwaffle]

ok ok so hear me out im addicted to the human au headcanon that aquamarine and topaz(x2) are part of like a serious, deadly mafia and it took me about .003 seconds for me to decide that they will also be as such in petri dish and we all know that despite its unassuming younger members, the petri dish family tree has roots in business overlords and assassins so like what if aqua and topazes were former employees of Allnatt Sr. (YD) and Hope Song (BD) before they like. died and shit. but theyre still harboring mean grudges against rose quartz since she stole Rose Diamond's (PD's) money and never paid aqua and topazes their salaries that they had been promised (which went upwards of like a million dollars so u can see why they're pissed) so theyre older and less physically fit but theyve always had their eyes on rosewood manor and trying to figure out some way to force these people into giving them their money that doesnt end in destruction of the property. because aqua does the math and realizes that by now, rose quartz's inheritance is so depleted that they would have no choice but to sell the manor to aqua and the topazes (well, just aqua, but she won't the topaz girls that) so finally when they retire they return to boring old beach city and put mini cameras everywhere and think of a solution but then one day they stumble upon video footage of...some kind of sci-fi roleplay game between the cool kids, amethyst, steven, and peridot, and peridot is pretending to be an evil alien invader and steven explains to her that theres a lot of humans on earth, like my dad, connie, lars and sadie, the mailman, onion....and aqua gets an idea onion is caught at funland as per canon but mr maheswaran brings him home and aqua and topazes follow in their cool mafia car. and so when maheswaran leaves, they try to break into the house and kidnap onion except that vidalia is there and she is Not Happy and has a double barreled shotgun that is pressed right up against aqua's nose "i know what that tattoo means," she says. "and if you dont get your unwiped asses away from my kids im gonna get a matching one real soon" the topaz team abandons the mission and joins a bowling league. aquamarine retires for good, and spends the rest of her life smoking, doing sudoku, and wondering where she went wrong