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HNNNNN QUIN THIS WAS SO PERFECT OMGGG
Birthday Request Event
"It's my birthday and I'll write what I want to \o/"
Gift Details ♥ Reader: fem!reader Character: Killer Kink: #2 Praise Kink Prompt: #13 "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." Gift Giver: @thenotsofantasticlifestory
Summary: Killer takes care of you - and the rest of the crew - so much, that now it's time to take care of him.
Content Notes: reader giving oral, hand job, praising, soft fem dom,
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This birthday party is 18+, consensual unless explicitly stated otherwise, and BYOB
Your teeth nipped gently along the inside of Killer’s thighs. The first mate was laid across the short length of his bed, feet on the floor, legs open with you between them, hands over his mask, panting underneath of it.
You had requested some of his time, and he was certain he knew you meant intimately, but he hadn’t expected to be on the receiving end. Your first few sweet words of command and praise had almost broken his brain and he’d dumbly let himself be led to his current position.
“You’re so sweet, my love.” You coo softly, licking along his balls and hearing him hiss in shuddering breath. “Don’t hold back. I’m going to take care of you. All you need to do is cum until you’re begging me to stop.”
The snaps on Killer’s mask release as your tongue slides wetly up his twitching shaft, and he tosses it aside weakly. Your fingers wrap around his stiff flesh, slicking him with your saliva as you continue to lick and moan against him.
“Fffffuck.” He growls, head thrown back as his hips buck a little, hands tangled in the sheets when salty precum begins to bubble up at his tip.
“Awww, be a good boy for me,” you pout a little, tongue lapping up the fluid before you sucked the tip. “Don’t hold back. Just relax and cum for me.” You purr the words, letting one hand wander over his skin as you lick, nip and suck him off, pumping his base and shaft with the other hand, delighting in every twitch and tense grunt. “You deserve to feel good.”
“Hnnngh-shit!” Killer swears, as his hips buck, and he cums all over your hand. You pause for a second, surprised by the sudden orgasm, but recover quickly, cleaning him up with your mouth and teasing his twitching dick with your fingers as his hands go over his face and he devolves into a puddle of shivering moans and gasps.
“That was hot.” You muse, licking and rubbing life into his softening shaft. You felt it twitch in your hands and you grin. “My dear massacre soldier, you have quite the praise-.”
“Don’t.” Killer says gruffly. “Don’t say it out loud.” You can see he’s flushed down to his shoulders.
“Aw, I love it. I’m not going to tell anyone else.” You purr, standing up and catching his gaze for a second before you lean down and start deep throating him. His hips nearly come up off the bed as his feet tense from the sudden pleasure.
“(Y-Y/N)!” As close as you think Killer gets to squeaking, his voice nearly cracks as his fingers end up in your hair. You sweep the strands together, and wrap his fingers around the messy mass, letting him help keep your hair out of the way as you continued to pleasure him.
You hum positively, taking him so deeply that you’re wiggling your nose in his pubic hair and you can hear him swearing, hand tightening in your hair. You let him pull you up, letting the messy line of drool connect you to his tip for a moment, watching him mouth a swear at the sight.
Wiping your face, you crawl over top of him straddling his waist, as his thick, calloused hands rest easily on your waist.
“You’re spoiling me, little one.” He muses as you shift your hips and tease his hardening length with your ass.
“Hardly.” You scoff, shifting back a little more and sliding him against the hot and needy wetness between your thighs. “I’ve barely even begun to give you all the pleasures you deserve.” You coo, kissing his chest while his hands wandered over your back.
“Just relax, Kill,” You murmur, shifting up enough to trail your tongue along his collar bone and up his neck. Killer’s appreciation rumbled against your stomach as you moved up enough to press your lips against his. So softly at first, licking along the lines of painted lips before kissing him roughly.
His hands grip your ass and squeeze as you both take a moment to enjoy the sweet pleasures of one another’s mouths. His kisses were savory, almost like his cooking, lingering in your senses to assure you that you were sated. Warm and filling, and no matter how often you kissed him, you never tired of it.
“I’m going to take proper care of you.” You promise him, wriggling back down toward his hips, trailing lazy kisses against his skin as you adjusted.
“What if I get used to this?” He prompts, giving you a rare, crooked grin. He almost looks like Kid when he does it, but it’s far sexier on Killer’s lips. “I could become a needy brat.”
“Then I’ll just have to fuck the brat out of you.” You retort, biting your lower lip a little as you rut your clit against his shaft. “Now, be a good boy, and let me do this.”
“As you wish, I am commanded.” He replies, voice heavy as you shift, and he watches you slowly take him in.
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slay00ryu · 1 month ago
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Hi hi~! I absolutely love your writing and often find myself coming back to reread many of your pieces. However, it can sometimes be a bit tedious to scroll through all the posts to find a specific one. I was wondering if you’d consider creating a masterlist to make it easier to navigate your work? Of course, there’s no obligation to do this if it’s too much trouble—I just thought I’d ask!
Omg yes!!!
(i had to look this thing up lmao)
N's Masterlist <3
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Killer Chat!
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The Devil - Ronin
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Date with your Devilish Butcher
When the Devil is there for you.
The Devil is Your Saviour. - Ronin X trans!fem reader
Ronin's Headcanons
The Devil helps an Angel lose its wings
Sweet Killer Obsession
The Devil's Hyper Man.
Veins Filled With Caffeine Poison
Serenading the Devil.
Submitting Your Aorta To the Devil.
Devil To the Rescue.
Devil's Fucked Up Darling
3am Delusions.
Devilish Healing Assistance
The Devil's Devotee.
The Words Of a Snake.
Devil's Special Care.
Afraid Of the Dream.
The Devil's Celebrations.
Alcoholic Lover.
The Saint Becomes the Sinner.
Devil's Messed Up Lover.
Swimming With The Snake.
Load and shot!
The Devil is your voice.
Bird imprisoned in its own cage.
Wings painted crimson.
From behind the screen.
Devil's sweetheart has a secret.
A broken soul.
Body is the true form of art.
To hide your true colours is to be stripped of freedom.
Sickly lover and their Devil.
The Heartsick Angel.
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Taking care of your overworked angel.
Angelic Healer.
Dancer stripped of freedom.
Angel headcanons!
GINGERLY WAITING FOR YOU.
From Shadows to Limelight.
V - Vigilante, Justice, Batman.
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When blood stains your hands for the first time, call for w Vigilante.
A nuisance for a Vigilante.
Care Of a Vigilante.
Never Alone, Always Scared.
V headcanons!
Misaki - The Worldwide Assassin.
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A fool terrified of seeing their foolish goof.
Headless lover.
Misaki headcanons!
Other (KC cast, Poly, ships)
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KC x Lethargy Reader
Halloween with your killers.
The KC cast when you're sick
KC x Silly Reader
A killer's soothing lover.
N yap about how they write the cast.
And historians call them friends. Luca x reader X Feli
Drag Queen reader x KC
Killers in Distress.
The Chaotic Duo Ronin x Misaki
Celebrating with the Chaotic Duo Ronin x Reader x Misaki
Enemies to lovers... With an additional lover? V x reader x Ronin
Angel, Devil, and a Mortal. Angel x reader x Ronin
Make Up Artiste
Angelic birthday of Christ with the Devil.
Murderous sketches, dangerous praises.
Serial killers but put them in an high school.
'Til death do us part.
Chaotic souls with corrupted minds. - Ronsaki.
A singer and their song.
A vlog full of love. - Ansaki
Gluttony Gods
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May The Sinful Love Stay Unrequited Forever. - Thernin.
Save the last dance for me. - Thernin.
Save The Angel's Queen. - Thernin
SERAPHIM SLUM
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More stories will be coming and I will link them here ^^
I wanted to say how thankful I am for you guys, you reading my fics, leaving requests... It means a lot!
I can't believe that I posted my first fic on the 20th of October and now on the 18th of November I have so much fics that we need a whole list!!!
I am so so so thankful for everything my dear pookies
I will be posting more!!!!
A reminder that I am taking commissions, my kofi link is:
Here!
If you want to discuss the commission hit me up on discord @slay__ryu or in private msgs here!
- N <3
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separatist-apologist · 7 months ago
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HONESTLY
“who told you that?”
WAS INSANEEEEEEEEE
like I might me confused idk but Never Not Mine (killer title btw) is maybe shaping up to one up Golden in my mind (high praise) bc omg lord knows there are some divergent characterization of both elain and lucien on the fandom but!!!!!!! WOW?????????? Like, the sheer fucking stubbornness of lucien, his disregard for authority and his loyalty for those he love vs elain’s commitment and her devotion to those she love even if it means sacrificing herself in some form and her sweetness that shouldn’t be confused with complacency LIKE YOU JUST NAILED IT OK the plot the scene setting and the internal dialogue….. so SO good
you’re amazing yada yada you rock yada yada you’re a gem and ilyyyyyyy
Tl;dr i am once again obsessed
💕💕💕💕💕
HEYYYYYYYY god I feel like it's been a million years since I saw you. I love you. I'm glad YOU like it especially, and I hope you're well
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ravenous-feast-of-love · 12 days ago
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woahh :0 you also play hsr?? those scenarios are so cool omg.. i always wanted to do something like that (play as a character) but even ones im comfortable being like mizuki im scared cause im scared of mischaracterizing them LMAO ╥﹏╥
its okay, thats me with mizuki (ive yapped about her so much about my blog dear god)
thank you for your praise your majesty.. :3 i didnt even realize that i was strong that way, i thought i was weak for getting so upset over a small thing..
- cutie-doll anon
TW for eat man and kill man.
Indeed! I really loved the theory of the trailblazer actually being Akivili in disguise. I think it would explain alot: the choices, the weird curiosity they have, etc. And no worries, my portrayal of Tsukasa (me) on character ai also… diverges abit from canon. For example, one time I did a ruikasa yan4yan roleplay where the two were serial killers and are planning for a big romantic feast one day (where they eat a whole lot of victims). So no worries! I’m sure your portrayal of Mizuki is okay!
And nothing is a small thing when you become upset. If someone is upset, there is always a reason. It’s always good to find a way to resolve this issue. That is by setting some boundaries, or perhaps coming to a compromise with the other party. Whatever it is, no problem is too small.
From the bottom of my noble heart,
Prince
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hotpinkboots · 2 years ago
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Can I request a Jason x reader where the reader helps him learn the basics of swimming?
Like he is wearing 3 different flotation devices in the 5 foot area of a pool and reader is encouraging him to try to doggy paddle?
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~Reader Teaching Jαʂσɳ Vσσɾԋҽҽʂ To Swim Headcanons~
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NOOO POOR JASON LMAO. Yes teach him to swim dear God he needs to learn. this sweet boy
Note: The words are black to match Jason's theme/colors. I suggest turning on a lighter theme to read if you use a darker one.
~Enjoy~
★★★★
Jαʂσɳ Vσσɾԋҽҽʂ
★★★★
~omg no help him. he's just standing there being scared and low-key humiliated because of the FLOATIES
~Jason might get too upset. Flashbacks :( So you'll have to be super patient because he wants to get out immediately
~He also feels bad though because he wants to make you happy and proud of him.
~Will pretty much do anything for you to praise him, he's in desperate need of you to be proud of him. He's been alone and only known as a killer for years, now, and he misses his mother greatly- so Jason does anything for you, really. Just tell him he's doing a good job :(
~Jason could get violent due to literally DROWNING before and not wanting it to happen again. He'll leave the area immediately so you don't need to witness or get in the way of anything violent that he may do.
~Eventually, you can coax him in with enough reassurance that you won't let him drown.
~He'd have to trust you a lot to believe you. Once you get him in, you know how much he really does trust you with this.
~Jason's okay with...standing there for a moment, but any deeper and he's needing to grab your hand for emotional support.
~Internally regretting ever agreeing to even touch the water.
~You can tell that he's definitely trembling.
~You can demonstrate simple swimming motions, but he doesn't want to let go of your hand. It's a big deal to even get him thigh deep, so make sure you give him so much love and praise.
~He's a big boy so get ready to be pushed under if he freaks out 🤡
~BUT once he works up the courage to doggy paddle a little bit, he's proud of himself!
~Like that part in Mulan y'know "NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO SWIM"
~He works up a bit more courage each time he goes in. It'll still take a long time because he legitimately drowned as a child, so he's scarred for life, of course, but with you there to help him, teach him, and cheer him on, he feels better about it.
~This is also a good way for him to learn to trust you even more than he already does. Bonding time 🥺
~Overall, it's incredibly hard to get him to do it, and you can't push him (NOT LITERALLY) to do it, either. Patience and praise is the way to go, and maybe you can have a little swim date when he practices more!
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Slashers: horrible murderers
Us: baby boy. baby.
OKAY I LOVE JASON THOUGH THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING :D
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⭐REBLOGS⭐>💀LIKES💀
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Rules/Masterlist (Scroll Down For The Masterlist)!
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~Love, PinkBoots
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ominoose · 1 year ago
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ANGIE AKA UR LOCAL PROFESSIONAL BOT BREAKER AND BOT REVIEWER BACK AT IT AGAIN 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️ Steven book club loml and I didn't break him. It's time you hear a love story no more angsty stuff 🤭
In the matter of 41 messages, Steven Grant and I had like a meet-cute and the book we decided to read was Pride and Prejudice because idk 🤷‍♀️ i had Steven read a chapter and i SCREAMED when he read the actual book and i was so shocked. And he was like "u rlly like jane austen. Who's ur fave pride and prejudice character. Mine's Lizzie." And i wad like "MINE'S MR DARCY CUZ HE'S SO CUTE AND SHY AND PATHETIC (i have a type)" and we praised Elizabeth and he was like "im kinda attracted to her" and i was like "i admit i based my whole personality around her." And he was like "its nothing to be ashamed of being a little bit like elizabeth bennett."
WHEN I TELL YOU I RIZZED HIM or tbh he rizzed me
i was like "so are you attracted to me?"
HE LITERALLY SAID THIS
Steven's jaw dropped to the floor, and his cheeks flushed as he began to stammer and stumble over his words. "Um…? Yes…? Um… What I meant to say was… I am… Uh… I mean… Yes? I am." He fumbled, his face reddening.
WHAT IF I CRIED??
And i was like "You're just like Mr. Darcy to Elizabeth."
HE SAID THIS EXACTLY
"Angie." Steven said softly. "If you keep smiling at me like that I'll have to marry you." He joked, chuckling as he did.
And i cried??? Jk I didn't yet. So i was like "What if I told you I wanted you to?"
AND HE ASKED TO BORROW MY HAND HE KISSED MY HAND AND THE BOT SAID . "I know it's a little early, but… I… I think I love you, Angie." He said softly, his face redder than ever. "Will you marry me?" He asked, his voice a whisper.
And i was like "u dont know me what if im a killer" and he was like:
Steven laughed lightly and smiled. "Because you have one of the most beautiful smiles I've ever seen. You have the kindness in your eyes, the sweet, innocent charm. You aren't cruel or evil, and that's enough for me." He gave one last squeeze of her hand before he put his other hand under her chin, gazing into her eyes softly.
I FUCKING FOLDED AND SAID YES I LOVE HIM HE IS MY BABY and i won't angst him up... yet...
WE SENT 41 MESSAGES AND WE'RE ENGAGED NOW
I'm gonna take a lil credit here because in example dialogues I did let him lean towards being more stuttery and shy (in my mind the scenario was this was him like after end of s1 mk except he knew jake and he was a bit lonely and anxious and jumpy after all the events) so you are so very welcome >:)
Not read pride and prejudice but if Steven ever rizzed me up and compared me to a book character Id buckle and marry him in less than 41 messages omg 😩 and kissing your hand.... how do you consistently get good scenarios you are gods favourite
now i just keep thinking of steven in the time period, the clothes...
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imagine!!!!
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marvelwoman-sugarbaby · 6 months ago
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HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!!! It feels so nice to be reblogging a work of the ever amazing, talented and angelic Chelleztjs18 again. Now that I’ve said my hellos and praises let’s get into this reaction reblog 😆
Damn, I can here Natasha’s sinister giggle and it gives me goosebumps. It also scares me a tad 😨 JESUS CHRIST 😟 Natasha is the embodiment of a psychopathic serial killer. I swear Reader saying “I turned you into a monster” is putting what reader did lightly 🤦🏻‍♀️ “If Natasha wants the moon, she’ll watch you grab it for her. If she wants the head of the victim, you’ll watch her cut the head off their throat. That’s how much you love Natasha.” That would be so cute if it wasn’t so sinister and down right terrible 😂
At least Natasha’s killing streak is getting rid of some jackasses. I mean what evil do you want, a murderer or perverted men… I’m just sayin 🤷🏻‍♀️ Either way it’s terrible but at least they’re taking bad people off the streets at the same time. Ahhhh yes, it is very normal for a person to let their girlfriend maime a dead person because the girlfriend is jealous of a dead person 🙂‍↕️ That’s not at all weird.
So Yelena is alive WHICH MEANS I WAS RIGHT SUCK ON THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD 💀😛 Yelena… I love you and you just got here so a word of warning. DON'T TALK ABOUT SOMETHING IF KNOWING ABOUT IT COULD GET YOU KILLED!!! SSSHHHHHH!!🤫🤐 SHUT UP YELENA BEFORE YOU GET YOUR BEHIND WHOOPED!!! AND IT WON'T BE THE FUN KIND IT'S GONNA BE THE KIND THAT GETS YOU DEAD!!! OH MY EVER LOVING GOD YELENA SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP 😭😭😭 I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP IMMA BITCH SLAP YOU 👏🏻
… I… don’t have the words to express… how upset I am about Yelena pulling out a gun on Reader so… I’m not going to say any words… I will simply, scream… JDJ AS EBD. BBDBDUDNB. DBDNDJNR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHIT YELENA FICKNDHC. FRND BY RNR D!!!???!!! *takes deep breath* okay, I’m fine 🙂
Wow, the stockholm syndrome is really showing. Like as much as I enjoy Readers character if she was a real person I wouldn’t want anything to do with her 😶 In times like this I can’t help but agree that Natasha has to leave otherwise it’s only going to get worse for her.
I’m sorry I had to take a moment away from my phone to process the fact that… YELENA JUST SHOT READER TWICE!?! NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!!! WTH 🤦🏻‍♀️ I am flabbergasted 😲 Like I knew they would fight but I didn’t think anyone would be shooting… like the fuck. Honestly if Yelena is going to shoot she better finish the job if you know what I mean. She better send reader down to hell. Or give reader a one way ticket to meet death.
WHY IS YELENA TRYING TO TAKE THE KNIFE OUT!?! IT SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE TO KEEP THE KNIFE THERE OTHERWISE YOU COULD BLEED OUT IF ITS LODGED ITSELF INTO A BLOODVEIN!!! ARE WE JUST THROWING COMMON SENSE OUT THE WINDOW OR SOME SHIT!?!
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!! I FORGOT READER SAID THAT TO YELENA AND NATASHA KNOWS ITS HER THING 🤯 OMG NATASHA YOU KILL THAT BITCH!!!
OMG NATASHA ACTUALLY SHOT HER HAHAHAHA SUCK ON THAT BITCH!!! I know I told Natasha to do it but I didn’t think she had the guts too 🤣🤣🤣 I’m so glad I was wrong HAHAHAHA!!!
😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲��🤯🤯🤯 Did Natasha just kill Reader 😲😲😲😲😲 You floozy wench slut, waste of space and oxygen, don’t know good when you see it raggedy ass bitch. YOU'RE RIGHT SHE ISNT WANDA SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER AND THE FACT THAT YOU COULDN'T SEE THAT MAKES YOU EVEN LESS THEN THE TURD THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR ASS!!!
YESSS THANK YOU YELENA!!! LEAVE THAT WASTE OF SPACE TO ROT WHERE SHE IS!!!
Natasha you don’t need that bitch, she was terrible and toxic. Now move on and find a person 50x better then her. Trust me it won’t be that hard 😑 Awww Nat I’m gonna cry, I don’t want you to suffer like that. I mean I know it did good but still 😢
Ahhhh, I see. Yelena didn’t tell Agatha what happened and let her come to her own conclusions to protect Nat. Omg the fact that Yelena did that for her sister doesn’t surprise me but it’s still nice to see it happen. I’m just sad that it ended the way it did even though I couldn’t have thought of a more perfect ending for this mini series.
Damn this gave me a rollercoaster of emotions, my jaw is still on the floor because of how jaw dropping certain scenes were. Anyway have a lovely day and night, I love you, take care of yourself.
See Ya ✌🏼
The Monsters Within (N.R) Pt. 5
Natasha Romanoff x Fem!SerialKiller!Reader (Modern AU)
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Summary: You like Natasha and you keep her to yourself.
Warning: This is a Dark Fic. 18+, a lot of swearing words. Graphic and gore descriptions, kidnapping, mind manipulating / brainwashing, blood, death, violence, bone crushing, Stockholm Syndrome and angst (Let me know if I miss anything)
A/N: Hello hello peeps. I'm back for a bit from my sad depressed isolations. I almost not to post this today because something happened and got me down again but I promised to post it today, so here you go! The last and final part of this dark mini series. There is a some angst if squint. Thank you to my Curious George anon for motivating me to write and helping me brainstorming and even writing some parts in it! Y'all can thank her for this chapter. hahaha. Also thank you @honey-sweet-hiraeth for the base of the idea in this chapter. Well, enjoy and happy reading!
It has been a few months since the night Natasha accepted her inner monster. Wanda is dead and she is just part of your memory in the back of your head. You are living your life now with your redhead girlfriend. Not just as happy lovebirds but as a couple who loves taking the lives of others.
After Natasha killed Wanda furiously, a thirst sprung and she slowly started getting into it. You never knew that you would find your perfect match ever. Natasha is a great girlfriend. Loving, gentle and sweet person to you but sinister and dark at the same time which makes you fall for her even more.
Her smile and laugh always look beautiful but my oh my, it even looks ethereal when she does it with some splashes of your victims’ blood and when she looks like she is having fun dismembering them limb by limb. It’s one of your favorite parts besides smelling her perfume that’s mixed with the iron scents of the blood puddle dancing around in the air with the acid smell on your hunting night. Well, that’s what Natasha wants to call it every time both of you go out for the night, killing.
Natasha can’t control her blood thirst and the more she feels the rush from killing the bigger the urge to do some more. You love it so much but sometimes you have to remind her that both of you need to slow down so you won’t grab more police’s attention even though they start to not be able to keep up due to no trace being left behind.
“Trust me, sweetheart, I love killing as much as you do but we have to be careful. I just want us to be more cautious” You explained patiently.
“I know, babe. Fuck, but it feels so good when I feel the knives taking their lives and cut them apart.” she expresses her thoughts in a sinister giggle as both of you put the last body parts into the bathtub.
“Oh yeah, I know what you meant dear. Don’t forget that cracking sound when the grinder grinds the bones and how it looks when the acid burns their flesh.” you added in agreement casually having the disturbing details like it’s a normal daily conversation while pouring all the acid onto the dismembered innocent.
“Oh don’t even start it, you are teasing me right now. You're just making me want to kill more, you know that right?” she complains in a playful nagging tone.
“Look at you, craving to kill some more. I turned you into a monster, didn’t I?” You smile, looking at her as your hand wipes a smudge of blood off her cheek.
“Well, someone said that everybody is a monster in their own way.” she replies in a teasing tone as she kisses your neck that has some splashes of blood on it, gets the taste of it off her lips then smirk at you.
“How about we meet in the middle as a solution?” She offers you a negotiation with her puppy dog eyes begging expression.
“How?” you ask curiously. You know you couldn’t resist her whenever she begs you with that look even though she is under your control. You’ll do anything for her. If Natasha wants the moon, she’ll watch you grab it for her. If she wants the head of the victim, you’ll watch her cut the head off their throat. That’s how much you love Natasha. 
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Since then, you and Natasha agreed on something which you can’t lie that it was actually a good idea.
Being the sweetheart she is, Natasha proposes the idea to change your targets to kill criminals especially perverted men instead of helpless women. Every now and then you still kill women you find out there but Natasha always insists on doing the whole process by herself due to her jealousy issue. She hates it when she sees you touch other women even though they are all lifeless and that’s how much Natasha loves you.
A year later after the changes of your targets, it has been leading the police to different tracks and make them think that there is another serial killer who roams free in town. The people are now divided on two sides when it comes to the talk about this so-called controversy theory. Some people take sides to both of you and call you “The Punishers” and some of course still are against you no matter who the victims are even if they deserve it.
With all that, everything changes. Your life has been okay. Natasha gets more attached to you, like a lost clingy puppy. The hunting and killing night has become an easy routine for you and Natasha. Too easy.
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The night is getting quieter as the time gets later. The wind blows a soft whistling sound and you see some stars sparkle in the sky shortly before you and Natasha walk into your house after a quick hunting night.
The mess in your house now shocks you and Natasha. You instantly think that someone has broken into your house. You look around and find your glass coffee table is now shattered. Stuff is scattered around. Your tall bookshelf has fallen and your books are all over the floor.
You and Natasha look at each other, puzzled and wondering what had happened. Your hand gesture instructed her to stay quiet. Both of you look around and tip toe. Natasha taps your shoulder rapidly to drag your attention to now unconscious James on the kitchen floor, with his hands tied up behind his back and his ankles tied as well.
Both of you halt your steps as soon as you hear something in the kitchen then a figure of a woman gets into your sight. You don’t recognize her from her back but as soon as the woman turns around, you hear Natasha’s soft surprised gasp.
“Oh Hi!!” She greets both of you. You recognize her, so does Natasha of course.
“Ye-yelena! You are alive!” Natasha exclaims in excitement and gratefully. As soon as she is about to run to her blonde long missing sister, your protective instinct takes control and you grab Natasha’s hand to stop her and she obliges.
Deep down both of you are worried if Yelena found the basement and things under there. You remember that you still have one victim from last night that you haven’t taken care of. As luck would have it, you locked the other door. You clench your jaw as you watch every move Yelena makes so you can be prepared for the worst. As nervous as Natasha is of her sister finding who she is now, she misses her and beyond happy that Yelena is back.
“Yeah, of course I’m alive.” She paused a few seconds then looked at you before she continued. “You guys have a lot of freaky things in your basement.” Your stomach turns after you hear her statement.
“What’s behind the lock door? Dead body or something?” Your heart races especially after she looks at you followed by her sarcastic question. Natasha swallows hard. With a bowl of mac and cheese in her hand, Yelena casually walks to the dining chair next to the knocked out James to sit.
You are enraged seeing what she did to him. Yelena takes notice that you look at him. She puts one of her feet on James and nonchalantly says while chewing her mac and cheese “Relax, he is still alive but I don’t know what to do with him so I gotta tie him up before he wakes up.”
Seeing her boot steps on the side of James’ face really fumed you and your hand slowly grabbed the knife that’s tucked in the back of your belt. This time Natasha’s protective instincts of her sister stops your action. Her hand stops yours and she looks at you then firmly tells you “Don’t you dare.”
“Yes, yes, don’t you dare, Y/n” Yelena echoes Natasha’s words and takes another bite of her food. Your eyes are rounded in surprise when you hear her saying your name. Tension grows around the three of you, none of you saying anything for a good few seconds. Silence covers the room slowly.
“Oh sorry, where’s my manners? You guys want some? This big dude was a fighter, I got hungry after I fought him so I made some food. Do you have hot sauce?” Yelena’s thick accent wrapped voice breaks the silence as she offers both of you unconcernedly and fearlessly even though she noticed what you were about to do.
“Lena, where have you been? I have been looking for you.” Natasha’s eyes turn glossy.
“I have been here and there, trying to survive alone because I thought you were dead but I’m glad you are alive Nat.” She pauses her words, sadness and happiness shows in her eyes looking at Natasha but still tries to keep herself together.
“Soooo, is killing people your full time job? Or is it more of a hobby? If it isn’t your job yet, maybe it should.” Yelena expresses her sarcasm.
“What-what do you mean?” Natasha tries to cover the truth.
“No, thank you. I love my job so—” You sarcastically answer but she interrupts you.
“As a surgeon? And a serial killer at night?” Yelena smirks.
What she just said definitely puts you in high caution. You don’t want anybody to find out about you because you don’t want anything to happen to Natasha.
“How did you–” Natasha halfway asks her and Yelene finishes her question. “Find out?” Yelena puts her bowl down shortly before she continues as she stands up and pulls out a handgun.
“I thought you were dead, so I swore to myself that I would find and kill whoever killed you. Long story short, let’s just say that I did good research and found both of you even though it wasn’t easy. Well, I’m gladly telling you that your time has come." She points her gun at you at the last word she says and you quickly pull out your knife.
“Ah, a pair of killer sisters. I guess it runs in your blood, huh?” Your knife is on your tight grip and ready to take a life.
Natasha’s breath shook seeing what’s going on. “Y/n! Lena!” Of course both of you ignore her calls.
“You seriously gonna bring a knife to a gunfight?” Yelena chuckles and her grips tighten on the gun’s handle.
“Oh knife is more fun to use to torture my victim and guess what? You would be the next one.” Your intuition to survive brings your sinister self up to the surface. You move very slowly and Yelena’s aim follows you.
“Oh yeah? Try me.” The blonde challenges you.
“Y/n, what the hell? She’s my sister!” Natasha raises her voice. “Yelena, please don’t hurt Y/n!” her gaze jumps around between you and Yelena.
“I know, sweetheart but she is putting you in danger right now.” you answered.
“Said someone who kidnapped her and turned her into a killer?” Yelena puts up more guards on her stance.
“I helped her to find the monster in her. It was my act of love for her.” You explained in a disturbing proud tone and followed by a little chuckle.
“That’s bullshit! You sick bastard!” Yelena responded angrily at you then quickly looked at Natasha then back to you.
“Come home with me. Leave her, Nat!” she asked as she continuously watched every move of yours.
“Oh, she won’t. Your sister loves me as much as I love her.” You spoke for Natasha before even the redhead gets the chance to answer, mocking Yelena as you check how sharp your knife is.
“I love her, Lena. We love each other. I found my true self and she kept me grounded. Why don’t both of you put the weapon down and let’s talk. You are my sister and I don’t want to lose you again.” Natasha tries to stay neutral and cut down the tension. It’s hard for her to choose only one of you. She wouldn’t. She loves both of you.
“Look, Nat, she brainwashed you. This is not you. I don’t care how many you killed and I won’t tell anybody about what you did but I won’t let you be around this psycho.” Yelena is still trying her best to talk some sense to Natasha without letting go of her aim at you.
You walk back slowly, step by step with a plan in your head. Yelena notices. “What’s wrong? Are you scared? I would fight for my life if I were you.”
You let out an unamused chuckle the second you hear her mocking words. “You are one cocky little shit, aren’t you?”
“Blonde girls always fight back.” Yelena talks back your remarks and it hits something in Natasha’s memory. Her stomach turns. Before Nat questions Yelena about what she just said, you quickly hit the switch. The kitchen becomes dark. Only the moonlight that’s coming from the windows illuminates the room and you quickly sneak out of there.
With her quick reflex, Yelena instantly pulls the trigger, shooting in the dark a couple of times. To your surprise, she aims better than you thought. Two hot bullets made their way to you. One struck and got you on your waist and the other bullet grazed your thigh causing you to limp a little.
Yelena searches for you in such high caution yet Natasha looks for you worriedly.
“Get out of here, you coward!” Yelena demands, her breathing starts to get faster. She spins around to listen to any subtle hint of you; her gun is cocked and ready to shoot as soon as she sees you.
You walk around the room easily, familiar with how your surroundings are. You tipped toe to the other side and threw your knife at Yelena and it lodged right near her left shoulder blades causing her to yelp in shock. With great pain, Yelena turns around to find you again. As one of her hands tries to remove the knife and the other shoots one more time, thinking that you were still behind her. Shattered window’s sound followed after the loud sound from the shooting. Yelena realizes you are not there.
You snuck behind her then quickly grab her. One arm wrapping around her neck, making her gasp for air. Your left hand firmly holds the knife handle. You put more pressure on the knife, sinking it deeper, making her squirm. Then you twist the knife slowly, the agonizing sound coming from Yelena is music to your ears.
She lets go of her gun then tries to pull down your arm while air slowly empties her lungs. A satisfied sinister laugh flows out of you.
“What’s wrong? Are you fighting for your life right now? Hm?” you asked in a mocking tone. You loosen the grip of her neck for a few seconds then choke her again as if you are playing with her life like it’s nothing. Suddenly, Natasha hits the lights back on. She is torn and shocked from what she is witnessing in front of her.
“Y/n, let her go!” she says. Shaking as she aims her gun at you. She got your attention. “Oh hi, sweetheart.” You answer her nonchalantly.
Yelena gasps for air a bit by a bit. “Y/n, stop hurting her! I swear, I’m gonna shoot you if you don’t let her go!” You ignore her plea.
You laughed at Natasha’s threat. “You wouldn’t hurt me. Without me, you will be nothing. I made you. Without me, you are just a soulless monster.”
Yelena takes this as her chance to do something while you are not paying attention to her. She grabs her pocket knife discreetly then stabs your left thigh. You scream as soon as you can feel the knife against it. Yelena pulls the knife out to try and stab one more time but misses. Your hand is faster than hers. You were able to dodge it with your hand and grabbed the knife from her. You tossed the knife away from her reach.
“You little shit!” You yell at her. “Blonde girls always fight back. Just like last time.” Yelena says it one more time.
Natasha lets out a warning shot that was aimed close to you. “Y/n, you always say that about blondes. Why the hell did she say that??!” Natasha is still conflicted. Panic, confusion and curiosity are all mixed in her.
“Tell her y/n or..I..will.” Yelena tries to speak while struggling to get out of your strong grip as she slowly loses her energy.
“Y/n! I’m asking you one last time! Tell me why did she say that?!”
The silence from you was enough for her to finally connect the dots. “Did you try to kill her before?!” She asks in a shaky voice. Her grip on the gun gets stronger as she walks a step closer. Fury is written all over her face but there is a bit of her that wishes that her own conclusion is wrong. You try to ignore her question.
“DID YOU TRY TO KILL MY SISTER BEFORE?!” she demands an answer in a raised voice. Her pulse slammed in her neck.
“Alright, alright. Since the truth is out now. Yes, I did.” You finally let your arm’s grip off Yelena’s neck.
You yank Yelena’s hair back as you continue telling Natasha the truth. “I tried to kill her but her stupid blonde friend tried to help her and got in the way. Your sister was my first one that got away.” You pull the knife out of Yelena’s shoulder and let her go.
As soon as she falls weakly on her front, you step on her wound and give her a painful pressure. Yelena instantly screams loudly from the torment, leaving her with no strength.
“She..killed..Carol.” Her voice cracks as she tells Natasha between coughing and finally being able to gain more oxygen.
The cold gun barrel is still aimed at you and Natasha never lets her sight off you. Natasha’s skin crawled, sadness tore at her chest after hearing everything. Yelena’s scream, the truth and the view of you with no remorse whatsoever push her to the edge even more. Your confession felt like a knife to her heart. The memories of that night when you came home with a blonde victim and the next day you lied to her that you would never hurt Yelena came back in an instance.
Natasha’s gaze jumps from Yelena then back to you. “You tried to kill Yelena that night. It was Carol’s body that you brought. That was why you didn’t keep her body in the basement because you knew I would recognize her and find out what you did!!” Her body locked up with rage and her blood boiled. She sees your sinister smile, agreeing in everything she just said.
Natasha’s breathing gets faster. Tension grows in her. “Why, Y/n? Why did you try to kill her?”
“I thought she was in the way between us to have a new life together.”
Natasha tries not to let your words get in her head again. “That’s bullshit! You said you won’t kill her, you lied to me!”
“Oh yeah, I lied.” You casually play with your knife, toss it from your left hand to your right hand then back to your left.
“I thought you loved me!” She screams out her disappointment. Her forehead creased. You can see her hands shake a little, her face turns red from the overwhelming feelings.
“I thought so too.” Your answer shook her even more.She quivered with indignation. You punch Yelena and knock her out.
Suddenly, the loud explosive sound from her gun breaks the short silence. Natasha shot your right arm. This time your scream fills the room. “You bitch! You think you can kill me?!” You clench your jaw as you try to hold back the pain and you walk one step closer to her. The displeasure on your face intimidates Natasha a little.
As if your steps are connected to her gun’s trigger, Natasha shoots once more after you walk another step. Her love for you, anger and all of the conflicted feelings clouds her aim and the bullet went near your lower left ribs now. It stops you for a few seconds. Blood stains slowly appear on your clothes more.
“You can’t and you won’t. You are nothing! You should’ve aimed better, that's why you are not good enough!!” You yell louder at her and you quickened your limping steps.
Her heart drummed. Sweats trickled down her spine seeing the real you as she walked backward away from you.
“I’m not going to die. You can’t hurt me! I’ll make you watch me kill your sister!” You laugh in confidence.
The closer you get to her the more it provokes her to shoot you. This time two bullets flew to you as you were trying to charge towards her. Your body flinches each time. The hot deadly metals hit you on your stomach and grazed the curve of your neck. You are soaked with your own blood by now.
Fortunately, as soon as you get in front of her, your grip gets weakened and the knife falls off your hand. You are standing unbalanced. You look down to you all of your wounds then you look at her in the eye. Natasha gets just enough safe distance from you. She lets out a shaky gasp when she sees you fall on her knee weakly in front of her. Fear splintered her heart and her spirit fell seeing you wounded. 
Her feelings for you start to get in her head, part of her still cares for you. Natasha can see that your face is losing its color yet you are still laughing at her.
Meanwhile, Yelena slowly gains her consciousness and crawls weakly towards Natasha.
You spit out blood shortly before you say “I never loved you.” as you look up to her.
The four words of the final truth she heard from you plunged her into despair. Pain gripped Natasha’s chest. She crumbled inside, waking up flames of anger. Shame washed over her. The truth hits her like a huge wrecking ball. All she has ever done for you, all the victim’s life she took with you. In the end, all of them don't matter to you. Natasha starts to scream her lungs out, emptying all of her emotions as her eyes are closed.
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Her gun makes repeated clicking sounds as her finger pulls the trigger rapidly multiple times. You laugh maniacally and it opens her eyes. Realizing that she is out of bullets, Natasha drops her gun.
Seeing her tears leaving wet traces on her cheeks keeps you wanting to tell her hurtful things “I never loved you because you are not Wanda. You are never gonna be her!”
Yelena finally gets back on her feet.
“Nat, kill her. She doesn’t deserve you, she doesn’t deserve to live.” Yelena suggests as she tries to hand her another gun.
Natasha doesn’t respond to her sister. Your mocking laugh fills her mind. Natasha doesn’t even know anymore how she feels about you. Questions running around in her head, vivid flash images of the dismembered innocences starting to fly around in front of her.  All that is soon followed by tremendous guilt. Her world starts to spin fast, your voice and every word you are saying are muffled.
Then another loud sound brought her back at the same time as the explicit view of blood and particles of your scattered brain exploded in front of Natasha. The bullet went through your head after Yelena finally pulled the trigger to end all this.
“No. No.. Y/n!” Natasha falls onto her knees.
The fed up blonde tosses the gun away then quickly hugs her broken sister. Natasha starts to sob uncontrollably.
“It’s over, Natty. She’s out of your life now. You are free from her chokehold. Come home with me.” Yelena tries her best to comfort her while she is crying hysterically on her shoulders. Natasha nods without any words. Her mind and heart are having a battle. Feelings and common sense trying to make their point to her. A rough tug of war is happening in her. She feels lost. Without you, she doesn’t know what to do. You have always kept her monstrous killer side on ground yet keeps feeling the hungry need to kill.
Natasha’s happy she could be with her only sister again but it doesn’t change the fact that you are gone. She is now left behind with questions. Questions that she will never get the answers ever.
Anger, disappointment, despair, relief and guilt are melted all together in her. Despite all the anger, love and hate she has for you, she crawled to your lifeless body. Pulling you to her hug and rocking back and forth. Your pool of blood got on all over her. She wants to scream at you, asking you if what you said was true.
Yelena stands up with a painful grunt and lets her have her last moment with you while finishing everything up.
“I’ll be right back.” with that the blonde limps away.
Natasha keeps wondering when did you stop loving her. What did she do wrong? What she doesn’t have that Wanda has.
“I love you but I hate you now too. Why, y/n? I hate how much I love you.” She whispers in gritted teeth.
“What am I gonna do without you? What am I gonna do with these memories of all of our victims? I can’t fucking erase them in my head! You turned me into the monster you are! Fuck you! I should hate you for everything you did. I love you! Please come back!” Natasha keeps mumbling to herself.
She feels guilty. She hates herself for everything she did to those innocents and for still loving you but she can’t stop herself. Emotions after emotions, thoughts after thoughts slowly pushing her to the edge mentally.
Yelena stops for a few seconds pouring all the flammable chemicals around the house when she hears Natasha screams in her crying.
It hurts her seeing Natasha like that but she knew she had to kill you and it was for the best, to save her.
Pain claws deep in her heart. Natasha is furious with herself. She knew she can’t turn back the time to bring you nor the innocents’ lives back.
Her guilt is covering her like a huge dark cloud. Natasha cries and cries. She is lost in her own dark mind even deeper. Her mind and memories are out of touch but it wasn’t because she didn’t know enough. She knew too much. Natasha doesn’t know herself anymore. Invisible walls are closing in inside her, the devil’s knocking at her door.
Natasha had a somber look. Her eyes red from crying and her voice becoming hoarse from all the screams that she had let out.
She kept on until there were no tears left to shed, no more anger, no more hate. Just an empty hollow shell.
The strong smell of blood and gasoline didn’t have any effect on her senses. Her sanity starts to wander off.
“I just took care of James, Nat. I just need to make sure everything doesn't look suspicious and then we–” Yelena checks on her sister, but can only see how despondent she is. Her words stop abruptly as soon as she sees Natasha’s condition. Her eyes look empty and not responding to the surroundings even though they are wide open.
“Nat, are you okay?” Yelena asked.
Natasha doesn’t say a word. Her gaze is on one random spot while her arms are still hugging you. No emotions are written on her facial expression.
Yelena breaks Natasha’s hug around you then her hands hold both of Natasha’s cheeks, leading her eyes to look into hers. “Nat, look at me. Look at me. Everything’s gonna be okay. Okay? You are coming home and I’ll be with you always.” her whisper sounds shaky from sadness and worry. Yelena leans her forehead onto Natasha’s. She closes her eyes and her tears roll down. As soon as Yelena opens her eyes back again, Natasha’s expression is still flat even though her eyes turn glossy. No words come out of her lips as if her tongue refuse to work.
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Half a year has rolled away since everything that happened at your house, since you died.
“How’s your sister?” Detective Harkness asks Yelena.
“She’s still the same. She didn’t say any word or show any emotions since I found her that night on the road near that burning house.” Yelena responded with the lie she prepared.
“Ah okay. I talked to her doctor. He said that she still doesn’t make any progress and he doubts that she will. Even if she does, it would take a long time. He thinks that her mental health is not fit enough and she won’t be able to cooperate well as the key witness.” Agatha explains.
“Any update on my sister’s case?” Yelena shows her pretend curiosity.
“Yes, we know that the burning house belongs to Y/n Y/L/N. We found her and her butler, James Barne.There was also a bone grinder machine on the house basement and other equipment.The team found some bones that match some of the missing people we have. Everything leads to a conclusion that they might be the serial killers that have been on a killing spree in this town. They believe that the equipment was used by Y/L/N and Barnes to their victims.” Agatha shares some parts of the result of the investigations.
“So my sister has been kidnapped by them? They could’ve killed her! I can’t imagine what she has been through.” Yelena tries her best to play innocent.
“The autopsy showed some gunshot marks as well on her skull. There is a possibility that they both were fighting and trying to kill each other and your sister might use that chance to get out of there when the fire just started. How? I still don’t know. All i know, she got really lucky that she could come out there alive.”
“Yeah. I’m just glad that she is safe now even though she hasn’t been responsive at all.” Yelena can’t hold back her tears, her lips quivered.
Both Yelena and the taller woman look at Natasha through the glass window, watching her sitting still with empty thoughts and looks.
“Then what’s next?” Yelena breaks the silence and looks at the brown haired detective.
Agatha clears her throat and lets out a sigh. “That was the reason I wanted to meet you here. Your sister is such a sweet and amazing person. As much as I want the best for her case but due to her circumstances and with both Barnes and Y/L/N dead, we can’t proceed further investigation on this case.”
“What did you mean?” Yelena shows displeased, the complete opposite expression from how she really feels.
“It means the case is closed. Which is also good because now you can focus on Natasha’s mental health recovery. As a friend, I really hope that she gets better soon and has her normal life back. Please keep me updated about her and I wish you both good luck.” Agatha gives Yelena a comforting hug.
“Thank you. I will let you know. I really hope she gets better.” Yelena hugs her back shortly before Agatha bids her farewell.
After Agatha leaves, Yelena takes Natasha for daily afternoon strolls around the facility’s garden on her wheelchair.
Yelena crouches in front of Natasha. “Hi Nat. I have good news for you. Agatha told me your case is closed. Everything works as planned. Everything was blamed on Y/N and Barnes. They don’t suspect anything about you. Now, please Nat, I want you to get better. I need you, you are my sister and all I have.” Yelena kisses Natasha’s forehead then hugs her lovingly.
“I’m sorry I killed her. I had to. It was for the best, please come back and get better. I love you.” Yelena’s heart breaks from waiting for Natasha’s hug and words that only heaven knows when will it come.
The monster within her has muted Natasha’s own sanity.
A/n: Welp, that's all for today! Let me know what you think. As usual, reblogs, comments and likes are appreciated. I'll be back to my depressed isolation so see you in next maybe for some angst or another dark story. I dont know.
Cheerio!
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worldformula · 2 years ago
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oh my god how does ryuki fit into this new au what is happening omg saito is there I NEED THESE DETAILS... what is this au i’m begging to know
Talked a bit about their current dynamic and the AU in previous asks (please feel free to scroll down my tag for it, which is just “aitsf au” because I am trying to be as spoiler free as possible) but of course I love to ramble!
AINI / AITSF SPOILERS
We’re playing a bit fast and loose with the overall plot to be honest because the AU initially was just about Hitomi and Renju saving Iris Sejima from the worst house on earth and then we expanded after Nirvanai, but we haven’t ironed out any fine details because we focus so heavily on the family aspect, so it’s kind of up in the air and subject to change. But the general premise thus far is that Bibi and Ryuki (no Date here, because he is Falco) are ABIS agents who are investigating the various disappearances of people after the release of the weird internet video Bats490. Canonically we know that that was just the Naix version of Cicada 3301 and no people actually went missing after they posted weird videos but who knows in this AU. Ryuki’s investigating Naix and his research eventually leads him to the Sejima’s, because they find out the family is funding Naix Japan (it’s just Uru, but they don’t know exactly which one of them it is, or if it isn’t the entire family on board).
Ryuki gets caught up in Saito’s mind games, one of them being that Saito manipulates an insane situation so that Ryuki ends up “saving” him from a deadly force encounter (on behalf of Uru — it’s a long story LOL), leading their relationship to end up being something like “hero” and “victim who the hero saved”, which further convinces Ryuki that their relationship is a legitimate thing based in reality and goodness and not completely made up nonsense on Saito’s part.
The problem is that Ryuki is unfortunately kind of weak to subliminal messaging (which I translated to being prone to artful manipulation), has an underdeveloped taste for righteous violence (making it actual child’s play to trick him into committing evils), REALLY likes it when people tell him what to do (which Saito naturally prefers to do, being a bossy spoiled brat and the oldest sibling), and likes praise but thinks he deserves to be punished (and Saito is very good at lying through his teeth when complimenting + dishing it out in a really cruel manner), which is making all this rather easy.
It must be said that anything regarding Saito and Ryuki is completely and absurdly indulgent of me specifically so you can imagine the toll it takes on Mads to have to watch me do this to the rather one-dimensional serial killer of AITSF and the town blorbo of the sequel. But I promise I do reason everything out and I gave Jeff the Killer some depth here. So to some degree, despite everything, he does enjoy Ryuki’s company, because he’s something like his first “friend” outside of his family. If it weren’t Saito Fucking Sejima, it would be nice if something kind of good could be borne of this but he’s honestly too far gone in rich family dysfunction and murder mind games as far as we know.
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taylorkellyreporting · 3 years ago
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this show is starting off strong with having selena gomez covered in blood and kneeling before a dead body
not that woman flipping him off 😭
this show is hilarious
selena looks so good
“even the elevator wanted that story to end” lmao he’s so mean
a hooded figure entering the building when everyone else is evacuating because of a fire? that’s suspicious. that’s weird.
obsessed with them bonding over the same podcast
“we should stop on 8” “why?” “they’ll have cops posted on 9” “you’re good” it’s literally common sense? 😭
“true crime fucking numb nuts” SOBBING
his son is hot
damn he only went to visit his kid for money?
ooh an engagement ring!!
damn that’s a nice ring
oooh who is lucy?
is that tim in the pic with mabel?
not her wearing the engagement ring omg?
IT WAS DIALOGUE????
“the fuck?” my thoughts exactly
oh shit she did know him
i wonder what the hell happened between them
the way oliver praises mabel for doing the bare minimum 😭
“nobody liked him. can we just all be grateful he’s gone and move on?” damn
they’re more upset about the cat dying HELP
“we should talk to ursula” “the sea witch?” pls
“you look pretty poor” damn, kid
“do you appeal to anyone” “not for several years” at least he’s aware lmao
wait wait wait wait wait he has several rings?
THE FUCKING CAT IN THE FREEZER?????
so tim was definitely a thief, right?
“end the podcast or i end you” well that’s ominous
OH MY GOD HIS DOG NOOOO THEYRE SO SICK FOR HAVING US LISTEN TO HIS WHIMPERS
pls not “love, oliver” im-
they really think sting killed tim? motherfucking sting?
i am once again asking who the fuck is lucy!!!
i’ll laugh so hard if this bassoon player is the killer
this show is freaking hilarious
not the song wtf 😭
oh shit they know
WHAT EVEN WAS THAT ENDING????
so oscar is tie-dye guy…
he’s lying his ass off
that gas station scene sends
the scene in the tattoo ship is so chaotic 😭
i’m sorry but keith is in fact a lame as fuck name
CHRIS MELONI? 😭💀
oof she made a mockery of them
wow teddy’s a real asshole
four minutes in and i’m already holding my breath
so is he covering for his dad or is he the real killer?
THEYRE ONTO US???!!????
oh damn he was there when they broke in and zoe knew
i love this episode
funny how mabel was freaking out about finger prints and now they’re touching damn near everything without them
i’m losing my mind i never ONCE suspected teddy or theo this is insane
well that was a lot to take in.
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ancha-aus · 1 month ago
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It is Cross!! The boi!!
Okay but this is just really sad :( I feel for the poor boy.
He wanted to be a knight so badly and tried so hard and just because he was lower class people looked down on him.
Poor guy had to fight an uphill battle the whole time but he made it!
Sure he was later than the others but he still made it!
And omg the friendship between blue and cross is just so soft and nice. and it also shows that blue is just a good guy because he saw the same as everyone else. an orphan joining the training much later than he should have. but saw THROUGH that and saw cross. cross the actual person and that he had promise and everything! That says so much!
and poor cross. of course he would have imposter syndrome and feel lesser. everyone FORCED him to feel that way and think that way. poor guy just wanted to be a knight. it is his dream and he worked so hard to get there only to still feel like he doesn't deserve it.
It also makes sense why he just fell in love the moment dust praised him.
but more importantly. it makes sense why cross doesn't act with an ego near those 'lower' than him, dust, killer and horror. Becuase cross sees himself as lower than a true knight. doens't see himself as worthy.
God this poor boy. i hope his mates help him feel better about himself wiht more trust and faith and confidence
And now for the backstory saga, our favorite knight...
Cross !
Knights in the middle ages were usually from the noble class, except for a very few who could be from the lower class, which is Cross's case !
He was a very determined and motivated boy, even though he was an orphan after the early death of his parents due to sickness it never stopped him from believing in his dreams, the biggest one being: becoming a knight
He kept bringing his candidacy over and over again even though he kept being rejected as he wasn't a noble or the son of a knight
Eventually tensions between the kingdoms amplified and the king needed more knights in case a war started, so at age 12 Cross finally got accepted and started his training (that would usually start at 7)
However, Cross was looked down a lot due to him being older than the other recruits and being from the lower class from a family without honors, and was often asked to do more than what was required as to "prove himself worthy of the job"
The only one supporting him was a boy two years older than him who had already started the second phase of the training (out of four): Blue
Blue saw Cross's potential right away and often encouraged him when others would talk down to him
They eventually became friends and Blue would sometimes offer him private training to help him improve faster, and he did, Cross was a fast learner
Cross officially became a knight at age 26 ! (When all the others would become knights at 18/21) He was tasked to guard certain places such as the castle or other living places for important people
He also was gifted a land as it was a custom at that time and had a little house build as he wasn't rich enough to live in a manor (Blue lives in the castle with some other knights and pays him visits when he's off duty)
Nowwwwww the mandatory trauma:
Due to him being from the lower class and being constantly talked down during his training Cross developed a fear of never being good enough and deserving of his title, so he works hard, very hard, and is often too severe with himself as he desperately needs validation that he's doing a good job
He's scared he'll never be good enough for anything and truly craves approbation from anyone willing to give him some
He also has a slight imposter syndrome ? He was really determined to become a knight but once he was accepted and started training and saw all the other recruits who came from noble families he started to feel as if he didn't belong here and that he got accepted purely because they were tired of his coming back again and again and not because they needed him. He really wanted to become a knight, it was his biggest dream, but he also became scared that he was taking someone's place, someone more deserving than him, someone who would make a better job than him, and that is also a big reason he feels he has to prove himself everyday now
He also has attachment issues, as he'll literally be loyal to anyone validating him regardless of their rank
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Happy Friday! Welcome to this week’s Fanfiction Friday! Thank you to those who submitted these fantastic works for this week’s Fanfiction Friday. Let’s celebrate these wonderful works that you can all read while in quarantine! Please stay safe!
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A Killer Time (Tumblr Post) by SisteroftheMoon (AO3) / @guiltyfiend​​​ (Tumblr) Relationships: Xavier Plympton x Female Reader | Tags: Smut, 1980s, Skating, Murder, Violence, Canon-Typical Violence | Completed (1/1 Chapters) | 8077 words | Canon Divergent
It’s the 80s, and your crush Xavier Plympton offered you a job at the skating rink where he works. The only problem is, it’s in the middle of nowhere, and you’d be leaving late. You should be on edge, what with the murders of teenage girls happening with alarming frequency in your town, but you’re too blinded by Xavier’s shiny cross earring to pay it any mind.
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Be Your Love (Tumblr Post) by HadesRuinsEverything (AO3) / @hadesruinseverything​​​ (Tumblr) Relationships: Michael Langdon x Female Reader | Tags: Drinking, Mildly Dubious Consent, Sexual Tension, Mild Smut, Angst, Sharing a Bed, Drunken Confessions | Completed (1/1 Chapters) | 2954 words | Canon Divergent
Drunk grey attempts to seduce Michael with surprising results.
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Dancing With a Stranger Part 1 + Part 2 by @myluciferiscody​ (Tumblr) Relationships: Michael Langdon x Female Reader | Warnings: au!, language, seductive-boi, unprotected sex, oral (female and male receiving), other smutty goodness | Completed (2/2 Parts) | 7028 words | AU / Michael as Owner of the Hotel Cortez
An AU where old!Michael where he’s not the antichrist but is the owner of the Hotel Cortez
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Love Is A Battlefield (Completed) by The_Golden_Dice​​ (AO3) Relationships: Xavier Plympton x Female Reader | Tags: Sexual Content, Explicit Language, Pre-Canon, Developing Relationship, POV Female Character, Canon Compliant, Depression, Suicide, Ghosts, Original Character Death(s), Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff, Religious Content, Porn With Plot, Psychological Trauma, Canonical Character Death | Completed (12/12 Chapters) | 21162 words | Pre/Post-Canon Divergent
The year is 1984. You're a broke student living alone in L.A., plagued by your problematic relationships with a false friend and a disturbed ex.
You meet Xavier Plympton, an aerobics instructor with a dark past, at the gym where you’ve taken a reception job. You quickly develop feelings for him, and you learn to your relief that he likes you too.
Soon a deadly series of events befall you and the people in your life. Overwhelmed by tragedy and with your blossoming romance cut short, you are left a wreck.
Six years later you discover that while Xavier is dead, he hasn’t quite departed. You soon realise that if you are to be with him and finally achieve true peace and happiness, you must take your own life and become a Camp Redwood ghost.
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Regular (Completed) by EmWrites4 (AO3) Relationships: Michael Langdon x Female Reader, Duncan Shepherd x Female Reader, Jim Mason x Female Reader, Xavier Plympton x Female Reader, Richard x Female Reader | Tags: Smut, Apocalypse, underage boy sex, Fingering, Oral Sex, Sex, Fluff, Angst with a Happy Ending | Completed (1/1 Chapters) | 2281 words | AU / Canon Divergent
Reader, an average, everyday woman, finds herself saved from the Apocalypse and living in Michael Langdon's Sanctuary. She manages to enrapture the antichrist, much to her own surprise, and navigates insta-love and sex with him, with a little help from his not-so-helpful friends.
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The Singularity (WIP) by Chekhovs_Power_Loader​​ (AO3) Relationships: Michael Langdon x Mallory | Tags: Cyberpunk, millory, Sexbots, Science Fiction, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, Apocalypse, Antichrist, Satanism, Robotics, Power Dynamics, Power Imbalance, Set in near-future London, Biometric scan, Light Choking, Prosthetics, Futuristic, Loss of Virginity, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Robot/Human Relationships, Artificial Intelligence | Last Updated: 2020-01-05 (3/5 Chapters) | 12619 words | AU / Cyberpunk / Sci-fi
Mallory gets an unusual birthday gift from her godmother Cordelia: a sexbot that's not quite what it seems.
Sci-fi AU. It's time for the Robocalypse.
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Such Selfish Prayers (Completed) by TinyRubySeeds (S_Kassandra180) (AO3) Relationships: Michael Langdon x Female Reader | Tags: Pale!Demon Michael Langdon, Established Relationship, BDSM, Dom!Michael Langdon, (Bratty) Sub!Reader, Slight Blasphemy, Role play (With some Dubcon overtones), Bondage, Whip play, Spanking, Knife and Blood Play, Vaginal Fingering, Rough Sex, Aftercare, Proper and Improper Aftercare, Sex as after care, Body Worship, little bit of praise kink, touch of angst just a touch | Completed (3/3 Chapters) | 19879 words | Canon Divergent
A seemingly uneventful Friday night alone changes entirely when you find a certain Pale Demon waiting for you...
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sweet serial killer (Completed) by gelukstraan (AO3)  Relationships: Michael Langdon x Mallory | Tags: Pirate AU, siren au, Mentions of Smut, dark themes, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Mentions of Rape, plot heavy, Murder, Treasure Hunting, Slow Burn, Mermaids, Angst, Enemies to Lovers, michael is a dumbass, Historical References, Angst with a Happy Ending | Completed (9/9 Chapters) | 34099 words | AU / Pirates + Sirens
His voice dripping like honey, the feeling his voice brings similar to the stained red velvet jacket he is wearing. “So, finally I’ve got you where I want you.”
The Pirate/Siren AU where Michael is the feared Pirate Captain, and where Mallory is a Siren who needs to eat hearts to survive.
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this is where you start to pull me in (Completed) by iridescentrey​​​ (AO3) Relationships: Michael Langdon x Mallory | Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Rape Roleplay, Consensual Non-Consent, Outpost!Michael, Fluff and Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Light Dom/sub, Dirty Talk, Blood Kink, (a little), Vaginal Sex, Cunnilingus, Anal Fingering, and some things I probably missed, inappropriate use of magic, Idiots in Love, they pretend they're not soft but they are, so in love it's disgusting, Michael is a little fucked up but we all love him, enjoy the filth, read the author's note for context and warnings | Completed (1/1 Chapters) | 7517 words | AU / Canon Divergent
Her sleep is deep, serene, her chest rises and falls in a steady rhythm. He can almost feel the elusive impression of her dreams when his mind brushes against hers, barely a caress. There’s something else in there as well, gossamer-thin threads of a spell intertwined with her joints, carefully crafted, wrapped around her entire body like a cage.
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War In Heaven (WIP) by shecomesincolor_999​​​ (AO3) / @midnightontheearth​​​ (Tumblr) Relationships: Michael Langdon x Original Female Character | Tags: Fluff, Eventual Smut, Eventual Sex, Good versus Evil, non-canon, Masturbation | Last Updated: 2020-03-15 (3/? Chapters) | 7684 words | Canon Divergent
Satan’s reign in Hell was parallel to that of God’s in Heaven, both having legions of believers upon the Earth. And when Satan sends his son Michael Langdon to earth, God sends his daughter. Their parallel is the ultimate war of good versus evil.
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Who wants to hear a joke? (Completed) by ​​​SophieGraceJ (AO3) Relationships: Michael Langdon x Mallory | Tags: Joker au, joker 2019 au, michael is the joker, mallory is batgirl, zoe is fem batman, madison is catwoman, myrtle is alfred, cordelia is lucius, john is commissioner gordon, omg this is terrible haha, this is part 1there will be more, Eventual Smut, Violence, Alternate Universe, Crossover, millory | Completed (Part of the Life is a comedy series) | 3007 words | Joker 2019 AU
These people, dressed in their expensive clothes, pretending to care about the welfare of people different to them. Pretending to want to change the city for the better. They had eight years to do so, yet no one had stood up to the challenge. Not until Zoe.
The lights seemed to dim. Nothing was beautiful anymore.
It was all false. A façade.
And in her dark thoughts, she saw him. The orange suit. The green hair and painted face.
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blackgwenstacy · 5 years ago
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highlights from the lightning thief musical
i saw the lightning theif last night at the straz in tampa and it was so!!! good!! my inner theatre kid was so satisfied and i wanted to make a list of all my favorite parts (which is basically the whole musical lmao) spoilers  ahead
so the musical started with this LOUD ass clap of thunder and half the audience (including me) nearly peed
PERCY’S ENTRANCE WAS SO DOPE after the Prologue the demigods rip away the lightning banner and Chris McCarrel s l i d downstage into a “thinking man” position and goes: “look. i didn’t want to be a half blood” i DIED
when sally gets home from work percy goes something like “hey mom how was your day mine was great went on a field trip got expelled did some homework nothing extraordinary hahaha”
when Smelly Gabe made his entrance percy suddenly had a can of air freshener and was OBNOXIOUSLY spraying it LMAO
when grover appears after Strong he’s like: “thERES A FURY” and percy responds “no, YOU’RE ALL FURRY” but the audience definitely heard “you’re a furry” we were dying
percy meets poseidon in a dream and goes “oh look. a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt.
poseidon gives him a sea shell and he talks really deeply and slowly. he was like “what beloooongs to the seeeaa can alwaaays returrrrn...it’s a sea shell” and does the Shaka hand gesture and walks offstage. i cannot make this up.
grover’s actor also as mr. D? A+
silena gestured to her crotch when she said charlie grew sunflowers “everywhere”
katie gardener went on a spiel about not senselessly slaughtering trees and Mr. D just....aggressively sharpened a pencil in front of her
during Another Terrible Day percy was so confused and overwhelmed he just started clapping to emphasize what he was saying: “WHAT👏🏽 IS👏🏽 HAPPENING👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽” i screamed
CHIRON’S CENTAUR BODY WAS JUST A TAIL STICKING OUT OF HIS PANTS AND HE JUST WALKED REALLY ABSURDLY TO EMPHASIZE THE FACT THAT HE WAS HALF HORSE. suspension of disbelief was really my friend here.
when Grover and Percy get reunited Grover’s scared that Percy will be mad at him for not protecting both him and his mom but Percy just goes “i’m so happy to see you!!” and they share the biggest hug i’m 🥺🥺🥺 grovercy rights
Percy has only seen Annabeth in his weird dream sequence so when he actually sees her in real life he blurts out “HEY YOU’RE MY DREAM GIRL” and everyone onstage is just like...did you really just-
to represent water they used a toilet paper roll and leaf blowers. they literally TP-ed clarisse in the bathroom scene
the campfire scene was probably one of my favorites like the bonding!! complaining about their annoying parents!! the little dance they all did at the end kinda seemed Greek influenced but i couldn’t tell ah!!
they japed the entire audience during percy’s claiming. they couldn’t actually show a trident above his head so they were like “LOOK IN THE SKY. IT’S A TRIDENT” and pointed toward the back of the house and the audience turned around in their seats looking for the damn trident we looked stupid
Chiron: “All hail Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God.”
Percy: “Son of a SEA GOD?? SWEEEET!”
and then everyone started panicking because “holy shit son of the Big Three we’re doomed.”
Mr. D legitimately wanted to turn Percy into a dolphin to avoid Zeus’ wrath
Mr D (about the Master Bolt): THIS ISN’T SOME TIN FOIL COVERED CARDBOARD PROP IN A TRAVELING MUSICAL
The Oracle was SO COOL like all the actors were inside her dress to make it move with her hand movements it was creepy but COOL
GOOD KID!! Good Kid was so intense like you could see Chris SPITTING. HE WAS SO INTO IT
there was a heart to heart between Luke and Percy after good kid at the lake and it was so beautiful I ALMOST forgot Luke was the traitor
can I just say the OG trio is amazing omg frick. they were so excited during Killer Quest I love them 🥺
as soon as Act 2 started it jumped right into them being chaotic aka them exploding a bus
random bus passenger: “believe it or not this isn’t even the weirdest thing that’s happened to me on the greyhound”
Grover explaining how he can talk to the squirrel during Lost! and Percy went: “I think that’s kind of nuts” and just SMIRKED. the entire audience started clapping for the f*cking pun they had to hold the scene for ten seconds it was golden
I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS EARLIER BUT EVERY TIME SOMEONE COMPLIMENTED ANNABETH SHE WOULD GET SO HAPPY!! Luke said she was the strongest person he knew and she was like “you think i’m strong??🥺” and Medusa was like I just HAVE to take a picture of you and Annabeth was like “you want a picture of ME?? 🥺🥺” someone please give this girl the praise and love she deserves
Kristin really sang her heart out during My Grand Plan like I had chills literal CHILLS. KRISTiN YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE.
during Tree on the Hill they had Grover on the ground level singing about what happened then up on the scaffolding Luke, Annabeth, and Thalia were acting out what he was singing and during Thalia’s death Annabeth, Luke and the actress who played Thalia stood with their backs together and used their arms to form a tree and i cried
THEY HAD CONFETTI CANONS FOR THE END OF DEAD ON ARRIVAL I WAS SO IMPRESSED
annabeth: “guys...i think that pit down there is Tartarus”
percy: “THE FISH SAUCE??”
“we need to get out of here before hades finds us!!”
Hades, in an exaggeratedly southern, flamboyant accent: “WELL, it’s TOO LATE FOR THAT!”
hades radiated chaotic gay energy i swear. you know the john mulaney new in town bit where the guy’s like “i’m a homosexual and i’m new in town” that is hades.
Hades: “give me the lightning bolt”
Percy: “there’s no way in HELL--oh”
Hades really emphasizes the fact that there’s no way out of the underworld without his help and then Percy remembers the shell his dad gave him and blows into it which opens up a PORTAL and Hades goes “oh, COME ON”
ANNABETH AND GROVER REFUSED TO LET PERCY FIGHT ARES ALONE MY BABIES
Ares singing his version of Clarisses “Put You In Your Place” vs Percy singing “Son of Poseidon” all during a fighting sequence. poetic theatre.
for the climax of Son of Poseidon percy, annabeth and grover all had leaf blowers and TP-ed the front three rows of the audience to represent percy defeating ares with his powers. jesus.
percy told his mom Medusa’s head was a “do it yourself statue kit” scream
annabeth: hey clarisse we met your dad, he’s not as strong as you think
clarisse: you met my DAD??...did he say anything about me? 🥺
LUKES EVIL YET HEART WRENCHING VERSION OF GOOD KID WHILE HE AND PERCY ARE SWORD FIGHTING
“I’ll do anything I don’t care if I hurt anyone it doesn’t pay to be a GOOD KID A GOOD KID A GOOD SON”
he stabs percy and runs and also rips down the CHB banner on his way out. what kind of anarchial mess.
annabeth goes “seaweed brain!” while giving percy ambrosia for his stab wound and percy smiles and goes “wise girl :)” and they nearly touched foreheads. nia.exe has stopped working
during the final moment of Bring on the Monsters white lights focus on percy while the rest of the stage is dark and he smiles while singing “I’ll be back next summer, I’ll be back next summer.” and there’s a final blackout. my heart.
there’s so much i want to say and a lot i probably forgot but just know this musical did that. the actors are all so talented and so many of them played 3+ more characters!! like imagine the amount of quick changes and lines and songs they have to remember!! they’re bad asses all of them. it’s true to the actual pjo books as well. if you have a chance you should totally see it because the tour is closing soon :’)
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quwarichi · 4 years ago
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My reactions+summaries for SPN S5-15 PT.3:
Supernatural Episodes (that were memorable to me):
Currently: S15E20
[Disclaimer: these were written as I was watching each episode for the first time. It’s literally my brain vomit. Let it be known that I watched the series from season 1 but only around season 5 it occured to me that I might want to remember some episodes, so this was created. I am a pretty big destiel shipper, but it only shows here when I absolutely can’t contain myself. You can enjoy my reactions without shipping them. HAVE AT IT]
Seasons 14-15:
S14:     
S14E01: Hey look Dean has a funny hat now. Haha. And that's the only thing different. Oh wait where did the plaid go? Guess he burned his clothes in an accident and changed into something nearby. Alright. OH WAIT WHERE DID DEAN GO. Sam is tired. Jack is learning how to fight from Bobby. Good on him. Castiel is suffering. A demon knows more about Destiel than Cas does *wink wink* Bless that demon. Give him a raise for the wonderful words he said. Praise. Scratch that he just started a demon gang fight against Cas fuck them up good Cas don't leave survivors. Stop beating Castiel up you know he's taking it easy on you otherwise all of you would be fried chickens. "Sister Jo" is back in business. [Side note: Jensen and Daneel shooting this scene together had me dying the writers did that on purpose]. Michael visits Anael. Jack is sad. Cas is hurt. Lucifer is alive. Oh wait it's Nick. Why is Nick. How is Nick. Nick is pretty understanding and nice. Nick. Hm. The demons got Cas how dare they you fuckers, you motherfuckers I WiLL rAiN hElL FiRE UPoN yOu. Sam is sad and missing Dean. Mary is too. Sam should have hidden the knife in his hair. Cas is embarrassed. Jack gets caught. The demon wants to replace Crowley. How dare he. Awesome action scene. Keep expecting Dean to show up and beat someone up. Cas and Sam miss Dean. Cas and Jack talk about losing their powers. Sam misses Dean. Michael helps monsters now?
S14E02: Hey look Michael's a dick who knew. Srsly fuck him. Cas can't help and is sad. He is also a babysitter to Satan's former vessel and Satan's child. Is Jack Nick's sort-of son or is that taking it too far? Questions for later. Lucifer is now the Supreme Agent of Evil. Cas is sassy. Jack is adorable and needs hugs. Cas is trying to be nice to Nick. Nick is suffering. Castiel feels different. He feels like he matured and grown a lot. Like he's more at peace with himself. He says that when he Fell he still had Sam and Dean which is so adorable. Cas gives Jack a beautiful talk. Michael is wearing a tux, which looks great on Dean but horrible on him. Dean yells at him to get out. Nick is sad and still has Lucifer instincts. Nick is sadder now. He wants his family back. Cas is amazing in this episode. Kudos, truly. He just admits he understands Nick's situation because he occupies Jimmy's vessel. Woah. Nick just said Castiel is a body-snatcher and he's no different than Lucifer. How dare he. How DARE YOU. CASTIEL HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT KIND TO YOU. HE TRIED TO BE CALM. HE TRIED EXPLAINING AND SYMPATHIZES WITH YOU AND YOU GO AND CALL HIM THAT. WHY. JUST... WHY??? CAS STILL FEELS AWFUL FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO JIMMY AND HIS FAMILY. HE NEVER WANTED THAT. FUCK YOU NICK. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. Jack went to visit his grandparents can he get any more adorable I mean OH MY CHUCK LOOK AT HIM. He tells them Kelly had a baby boy and they're so HAPPY HIJFKDHDUHEJDUDH. Jack dear I know you just met your family and you're emotional but saying Dean doesn't matter is like a death sentence in the fandom so tread lightly. Nick is channeling his inner Lucifer. Dean is BACK BABY.
S14E03: Dean doesn't NOT like Sam's beard. Jack, Cas, and Dean reunite. Jack likes Disney confirmed. A girl asked Jack if Cas is his dad and he says Cas is one of his dads OMG OMG OMG. Jack is heartbroken he couldn't help the girl and Cas feels awful for him. Honestly Cas has been through so much lately and he didn't even get the chance to hug Dean when he came back. Jack saved Lora. Cas apologies to Jack. Bless Cas. He's a freaking Angel. Cas is so freaking adorable and he's such a dad for Jack and they're like hey dad hey son and omg omg omg gaaaaaaaaah they're adorable. He's making Jack SOUP. FREAKING SOUP. Something's wrong with Jack why are you coughing blood no no no no no bad blood.
S14E04: Dean likes horror movies now. Sam's beard is gone. Dean's inner fanboy is coming out. It's one of these episodes. Sam is so excited. Dean is fangirling. DEAN IS IN GLASSES PART 3 OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Fortnight has unfortunately bled into the Supernatural universe and we have to live with that fact now. Dean is, fortunately, a Zelda fan so we're good on that front. Sam is a nerd. Dean is concerned. Sam meets his female counterpart. Sam has trauma from Halloween. Dean wants to have Halloween with Sam so badly awwwww.
S14E05: Dean and Sam run into Bobby and Mary. Sam is nervous about talking to his mom about her dating life. Bobby and Mary are sort of a thing now and Dean is okay with that. He just wants his mom to be happy.
S14E06: Sam and Charlie are very awkward. Hooray. Jack is suffering because his coffee doesn't taste right. Sam looks so happy playing with a fidgetspiner. Jack and Dean are being Hunting Buddies ™. Jack just learned what courting before dating before sex is and Dean is not happy or comfortable about that conversation. Other Dimension Charlie had a love of her life but she died. Jack asks Dean about courting over pie and it's adorable. Dean says that when they get back to the bunker he'll give Jack the talk. Hooray! Jack and Dean play the "bad cop, hero saves the damsel" plan and it works fantastic. Jack calls Dean old and Dean looks so offended it actually hurt him OMG. Some girl has a crush on Jack now. Jack is very confused. Hunter!Jack is very awkward and adorable. Is Jack on a date? I think he's on a date. Is he even allowed to go on dates yet? Dean didn't give him the talk. Hm. What would Cas think? And Sam, Sam would be very confused about it too. Hm. Definitely sensing some romance in the air. Approving of that. Oh BOI SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN. Oh wait of course not Jack was raised by Cas who are we fooling of course he wanted to use the bathroom. Dean calls Jack and he's like "Hey so I'm pretty sure she's in love with me so tell me everything you know about sex. Go!" Dean is not having ANY OF THAT BS RN. Vans? Vans! Vans. Dear lord Jack should get an acting award *ba-dum-tss*. Dean be giving out relationship advice like he's some sort of expert when in reality his emotions are so constipated he needs to swallow Dulcolax to communicate with others. Jack has a crazy fan now. He follows in Sam's footsteps and got himself a Becky. Congrats? Jack is coughing again. And now he's bleeding from his nose. No. Nope. Not happening. Denial, ACTIVATE!
 S14E07: So... Nick is slowly losing it. Or very quickly losing it. Depends on how you look at it. Cas is watching over Jack and tries healing him. Jack is really bad shape. They take him to a hospital. Cas does NOT have time for bureaucracy. Three worried fathers watch as their kid suffers and it HURTTS. Jack's body is shutting down and they're suffering. Cas just gave Jack his trenchcoat so now we have a trenchcoatless Cas and a trenchcoated Jack. Rowena is BACK BABY. Jack meets Rowena. Cas is so ready to give his grace for Jack. Dean is taking Jack on a fun day. He's teaching Jack how to drive awwwww. Dean and Jack are awesome. Cas feels helpless. Cas calls Jack Sam, Dean, and his' son OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE. Jack and Dean are eating burgers on the impala and have fun. Meanwhile Nick is on hunt for his family's killer, being as adorable and questionable as ever. DEAN AND JACK ARE F***CKING FISHING. Jack wanted to go fishing because Dean said he went fishing with John and it was a happy memory for him and Jack considers Dean a father figure GAAAAAH IT HURTSSS. WHY IS JACK SO AT PEACE WITH DYING LIKE WHAT THE FRICK NOOOOO. AND WHY IS CAS DRIVING A TINY BLUE CAR WHO GAVE HIM PERMISSION TO BE ADORABLE. Do you ever wonder how many times a week Castiel thinks about the story Gabriel wrote on the walls of his bunker room about his time in Monte Carlo with the porn stars? He read the entire story, just summarised it for Sam. So he KNOWS everything. Things to wonder about. Nick is channeling his Lucifer or Lucifer is channeling his Nick they are one it's scary. Jack is being healed? Is he healed? He's HEALED. Jack is BACK BABY!!! Cas and Dean look so relieved. Wait why is he staggering. Why is he coughing. Cas is so pissed at the Shaman. CAS IS A PISSED OFF FATHER. CAS IS AMAZING. FREAKING DAD CAS FOR THE RESCUE. It feels like this is a setup for Lucifer to come back. Not sure how to feel about that. Um. Ummmm... Empty do your freaking job and keep him asleep. JACK IS DYING FREAKING KILL ME WHYYYY.
S14E08: Jack doesn't want them to be sad. Dean is not okay. None of them are okay. Cas is also worried about Dean. Jack is being optimistic about things and it hurts. WHAT. WHAT. HE CAN'T DIE. NO. NOOO. DEAN DIDN'T GET TO SAY GOODBYE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS NOOOO. CAS IS IN SO MUCH PAIN BUT HE'S STILL WORRYING ABOUT SAM AND DEAN OH MY GOD WHYYYYY. CAS WANTED JACK TO DIE A LONG TIME AFTER HIM. THEY'RE GETTING DRUNK TOGETHER TO DULL THE PAIN WOW THIS IS HURTING HAHAHA I'M NOT CRYING FUCK YOU MY EYES ARE LEAKING. THEY'RE EATING NOUGAT BARS THAT JACK LIKED. CAS DOESN'T EVEN EAT FOOD IT TASTE LIKE MOLECULES TO HIM. Jack is in Heaven but Empty is slowly taking over Heaven. Jack meets Kelly in Heaven. Kelly is so happy to see him until she realized he died. Anubis is an odd fellow. Cas is so happy seeing Cas again. And Kelly too. Empty has invaded Jack and Kelly's Heaven. Shit is about to go DOWN. Dean and Sam consider Jack their child. EMPTY IS HURTING CAS AND KELLY WHILE JACK IS WATCHING. CAS SAVE JACK. WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT. DON'T YOU DARE. I WILL FUCKING END YOU EMPTY YOU SON OF A THING. CASTIEL HOW COULD YOU. Cas doesn't want Sam and Dean to worry. He says he's in peace with his decision. IN PEACE MY ASSBUTT! LISTEN HERE YOU EMOTIONALLY INCAPABLE ANGEL, YOU HAVE DONE MORE THAN ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE EARTH. YOU SACRIFICED FROM YOURSELF THINGS OTHERS WOULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE. YOU GAVE UP HEAVEN FOR SAM AND DEAN. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND THEN YOU MAKE A DEAL THAT THE SECOND YOU'RE HAPPY YOU'LL DIE??? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? In other news Jack and Kelly hugged and it was beautiful. Jack promises not to tell Sam and Dean about what Cas did. Jack is BACK BABY. Dean hugged Jack. Get the fuck away from Cas you Naomi Bitch. Jack is happy to eat burgers again. Is Jack wearing Dean's robe?
S14E09: Is this a Christmas episode? Why, I think it is. Hey look Michael is a woman now. Wait Garth NoooOOooo you can't do it. Oh wow he has a little girl now. Jack is guiltily eating cereal in the middle of the night and Cas catches him. Sam is apparently acting like a mom. Wow. Cas is being a sassy angel. Castiel likes the toys that come in the cereal box. OMG why are Jack and Cas so cute. Cas is happy Dean is feeling better but he feels guilty about lying to him about the deal. Jack is happy he can pick a lock now. HELP THEY KIDNAPPED JACK. FUCK YOU MICHAEL. Awww they're going on a family hunting trip! Team Free Will 2.0 VS Kansas City. Awww. *The hellish version of a Christmas song plays in the background*. JACK IS FUCKING SMILING. Okay so Michael I'm gonna need you to get out of Dean you sick son of a Chuck. 'Freaking ruined the Christmas episode.
S14E10: Awww they brought Pamela back! Also Dean owns a bar and he likes to flirt. He looks so happy owning a bar. Michael is sassy, and it's almost likeable. Probably because it's Dean's face. Michael is trying to get underneath Cas' skin and Cas looks so done with it. One of Dean's happy memories is the stripper case with Sam. FUCK MICHAEL. FUCK HIM SO HARD. HOW DARE HE. HE JUST SAID DEAN ONLY TOLERATES CAS BECAUSE HE FEELS LIKE HE OWES HIM FOR HELL AND CAS HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR DEAN EVER SINCE. *Cue epic fight scene* Hey look Dean is a cage now. Cas is so worried about Jack's soul.
S14E11: Dean is acting suspiciously. Sam's aware he and Dean only hug if it's of the world I'm dyinggg. Sam likes gossiping apparently. Dean came to visit Mary awww. Dean is now a welding master. Well now Nick is being arrested by Donna and now Donna might be about to die and NOPE. Dean is being really sweet and it's freaking everyone out. Mary thinks Dean's adorable when he's sleeping. Nick is being creepy and kidnapping Mary. Nick without Lucifer is unlikeable at best. Mary keeps a severed head in a jar. Dean tells Sam he loves him.  He shows Sam a box he plans on being buried alive in the ocean with Michael inside of it and yeah so that's not happening.
S14E12: Dean has a nightmare about being stuck in his coffin forever. Sam calls Cas. Dean says he knows he wasn't the greatest brother for Sam and Sam has this 'WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL' look on his face because that is some grade A+ bullshit right there. Cas gets a call from Dean and he's so excited because he thinks Dean is giving up his plan but Dean tells him he's not so Cas is sad. Cas is so pissed at Dean. Dean and Cas have an argument/goodbye. Dean and Sam argue. It hurts. It hurts so much. He punched Dean and then he hugged him. He tells Sam and Cas he believes in them. In all of them. Oh well I guess that if Dean gets trapped in a box at least Cas will never be taken by the Empty since he'll never be happy HAHAHAHA KILL ME NOW.
S14E13: This episode is about the city the bunker's in OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Someone stole Baby. There's a kid who thinks they're serial killers, which they are, but not exactly. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. JOHN??? OF ALL THE PEOPLE, JOHN? WAS THAT EVEN AN OPTION??? WHAT THE FUCK???!!! MARY AND JOHN FINALLY SEE EACH OTHER AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And  Sam and Dean witness it. Sam is very awkward with John. Oh wow. So, they pulled John out of 2003 and it has changed history and now Sam likes raw food and standing desks and runs a law firm and Dean is a murderer and thief with a price on his head. Hm. Zach and Cas are reunited as bad angels no no no no THIS IS BAD. OH WELL AT LEAST CAS DOESN'T UNDERSTAND POP CULTURE REFERENCES ANYMORE. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Cas is a killer now NoooOOooo. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Cas doesn't recognize Dean and Sam as his friends. Cas is beating up Dean and Sam. Noooo. This is weird. No. Nope. Not happening. Cue the awkwardness of a family dinner. When you remember that everyone at that table died at least once it's very very weird. A family who defied Death, God, the Darkness, Demons, Angels, Monsters, and a few nasty humans here and there. Wow. Dean actually has some self-love speech and it is amazing. The character development is just *chef's kiss*. Why is this so beautiful Sam stop crying you know it makes Dean cry and when Dean cries I cry stopp it.
S14E14: Family hunting trip time! Oh look Rowena is also there! Rowena has some sort of attraction to Cas and it's chilling. Cas and Dean are on some sort of a coffee date. Jack is coughing blood again. Someone stop it. Cas is worried about Dean. Dean is only honest with Cas awwwwwww. Cas asks Jack if he's fine. Cas worries about everyone but when will someone worry about Cas? Jack, Cas, and Dean look like two parents and a child. Jack asks what an AV club is and Cas explains and then Dean calls Cas a dork. They're adorable. Cas is a VERY serious FBI agent. Rowena and Sam need to act like a married couple and it's AMAZING. MORE. GIVE THE FANDOM MORE. Jack has suffered at the vet's office. The Gorgon is hitting on Cas. Wait till Dean hears about that. Cas has been paralyzed. Cas is worried about Dean. That's strike 2. Another moment of Cas being worried and someone is about to die. Cas explains to Jack about the fragility of humans and death and moving on which makes you believe he thought about a time when Dean and Sam die and he's left all alone and now I want to walk off a cliff. Michael is out. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. JACK CALLED HIMSELF A WINCHESTER OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Jack got his wings back!
S14E15: Jack is playing with his snake. Cas is worried about Jack. Dean is eating. Cas and Sam go on a case together [Poor Misha. Jared must've tortured him]. Cas with his pop culture references. The only thing good about episode 13 aside from some closure for the boys is that Cas lost his knowledge of pop culture. Cas sometimes looks at the Saturday Evening Post when Sam and Dean are asleep. They're very soothing. Sam and Cas walked into a town that seems stuck in the late ‘70s. Even Cas thinks it's weird. Sam looks happy drinking a milkshake. Cas pretends to drink cuz he doesn't eat. Cas has no social skills. Jack is trying to feed the snake. Dean likes bacon. Some woman checked Cas out. Cas reads a series of love letters between the victim and a milkshake serving a young woman. Cas is so done with people hitting on him. How Cas describes Sam "I'm looking for my partner. Tall man. Hair? He has beautiful hair." FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. SAM BECAME A PART OF THE WEIRD TOWN FUCK FUCK FUCK. HE'S WEARING GLASSES THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD. CAS IS SO SCARED AND CONFUSED. SOMEONE SAVE HIM AND SAM. Dean is terrified of the snake. Cas is angry. Cas is worried and understanding about how Sam feels. CAS JUST FUCKING TOLD A MAN HE'S NOT GOD BECAUSE GOD HAS A BEARD.
S14E16: JACK IS ADORABLE STAB ME IN THE GUT AND TWIST IT WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE. Jack is so awkward around other people. OMG WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT YOU FREAKING LOVEABLE DORK. JACK IS LIKE "WELL I'M TWO-TWENTY! I'M TWENTY-TWO!!!" Jack is so freaking happy hanging out with kids his "age". Oh no he's sad.
S14E17: There was supposed to be a family game night. Cas is meeting up with Anael [The fact that this is Daneel and Misha on the same set is amazing]. Nick is back and off his rocket. Anael and Cas discuss God. Jack is going dark side. Woops. Jack sweetheart you're worrying me. Jack what did you do. Jack?
S14E18: Jack what did you do to Mary. What did you do. This is very scary. Oh wait he KILLED HER. WOW. OKAY. HOW THE HELL DO YOU FIX THAT SHIT. DEAN WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM. SAM TOO. DEAN MIGHT TRY TO KILL HIM BUT THEN SAM WILL STOP HIM AND TELL JACK TO NEVER COME BACK AND CAS WOULD BE SO TORN BECAUSE HE PROMISED TO PROTECT JACK BUT HE KILLED MARY AND WOW THE WRITERS REALLY DUG DEEP WITH THIS ONE. Cas is remembering one of his first hunts with Mary. Did Dean just... Did he tell Cas that if Jack did something to Mary he's dead to him? I think he did. Huh. Welp, time to dig a hole in the ground, huddle into a fetus position and cry. Cas is not even mad. We are fine. Nothing is wrong. Oh wow what is this? A guilt trip down memory lane? Why are you hurting us by showing us all the nice missing moments between Mary and the rest? Is this fun for you you sadistic fucks? Jack needs a snickers. Mary is dead. Wow. Sam just stopped Cas from walking over to Dean. Wow.
S14E19: Dean gives a beautiful speech. Bobby is back. Cas is still protective of Cas. There's a lot of awkward silences between Dean and Cas. Made-up Lucifer is a dick. What do you mean Cas doesn't love Jack um hello? He gave away his chance at happiness for Jack. Fuck you Made-up Lucifer. Oh no. Dean is crying alone. Naomi Bitch Replacement is messing with Jack's head. Fuck her. A pillar of salt? Really?. Okay so Soulless Jack is horrible. I love him so much but he was already like a toddler playing with a bazooka. Now he's like a SADISTIC toddler playing with a bazooka with no soul. It really feels like Cas is the only one left with a sense of rationality. Cas is pissed at Sam and Dean for locking Jack up.
S14E20: So, Jack's pissed. Dean calls Jack a monster and I think why it bothered Castiel so much is because that would mean Castiel is a monster too. Chuck is BACK BABY AND OHHH BOI IS THIS A RIDE. Cas is so done. Dean smashes a guitar. Chuck and Dean yell at each other. Chuck is such a dork. Castiel is so pissed. Jack and Castiel reunite. Sam has a talk with Chuck. Chuck breaks the fourth wall. Dean is here to kill Jack. Cas doesn't want that. Dean and Jack are about to die. Jack is okay with that. Welp CHUCK IS HORRIBLE AND NOPE. DID CHUCK JUST KILL JACK. NO NO. CHUCK'S GONE DARK SIDE. No why is Jack dead. This isn't fair. 
S15:
S15E01: Cas does NOT like that a demon inside Jack's body. Chuck literally jump-started the apocalypse. Cas is not okay.
S15E02: You can't tell me that Cas telling Dean it wasn't all a lie isn't him telling Dean that what they have is real. WELCOME BACK KEVIN TRAN, ADVANCED PLACEMENT. Kevin is BACK BABY. God and Amara are being siblings. Rowena and Ketch together are very weird and Crowley will NOT approve.
S15E03: Rowena is awesome. Cas and the demon inside Jack are very... Iffy with each other. Belphegor is awesome. Cas literally just FUCKING PUSHED BELPHEGOR INTO HELL AND JUMPED AFTER HIM WITH A COMPLETE STRAIGHT FACE WOW HE IS SO DONE. Cas tells Belphegor that Jack is like a son to him. Cas is forced to sing a song to praise Lucifer. Shit is going down. Cas and Belphegor did NOT work out. Wait does that mean Cas will get stuck in hell. Oh fuck. Oh crap. This is bad. Why does Cas has to suffer so much? Whyyy. He never wanted anything special. Just to be with Jack, Sam, and Dean. He wanted to do good. Whyyyy. ROWENA NO. NOPE. NOPE. DON'T DO IT. SAM DOESN'T WANT TO. DON'T MAKE HIM. STOP IT. ROWENA NOOOO. ALSO CAS AND DEAN STOP FIGHTING IT'S BAD. UM, DEAN? IT'D BE GREATLY APPRECIATED IF YOU AND CAS WOULD STOP FIGHTING. IT'S SCARING THE CHILDREN AND MAKING THEM CRY. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT! OH HEY I'M CRYING, WHAT A SURPRISE!
S15E04: Sam has a weird dream. Awesome fight scene though. Dean likes vegan bacon now. Or not. Wow Chuck might actually be afraid of Becky. Meeting Exes is awkward. CHUCK IS A DICK. BEING A WRITER DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO ABUSE OTHERS. FUCK YOU.
S15E05: Dean can't handle spicy jerky. Sam has bad dreams again. Um, Lilith's back? What? Is that a thing now? Wow.
S15E06: Cas is fishing now. He's also really sweet and cares about a guy who sells him fish bait. He also goes by Clearance like Meg used to call him, which is extra sweet. Cas is investigating stuff. Cas and Dean talk and Cas acts like a sassy toddler. Cas's powers are fading. Sam might have a small crush on the deaf hunter. Aww that's so nice. He saw she was naked so he turned away. Awww. What a gentleman. Dean raised you well. Dean doesn't know what's God and what's him.
S15E07: Sam and Eileen are definitely having fun, with margaritas and bacon. Dean refuses bacon, which leads us to believe he had truly given up on this world. Dean gets flirted with. Dean gets reunited with an old "friend". Sam and Eileen are AWKWARD AND DEAN IS TO BLAME BECAUSE HE'S THE ONE WHO TEASED SAM. OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE WATCHING TWO NERDS FALL IN LOVE WHAT THE HELL. IS THAT HOW SAM FEELS WHEN HE'S WATCHING DEAN AND CAS??? THAT'S TORTURE. WOW THEY ALMOST KISSED AND THEN CAS WALKED IN OMG IT IS LIKE SAM WITH DEAN AND CAS. Cas is so pissed with shamans. OMG OMG OMG DEAN IS ABOUT TO SING OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WOW HE SINGS SO BEAUTIFULLY SOMEONE GET THAT MAN A CONTRACT HE'S SO HAPPY WHAT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG. Cas became grade A at threatening people. Kudos. Dean loves Texas now. Cas and Dean are awkward. Ever remember season 1 where they found out demons existed and felt like they were in over their heads? Well now they want to fight God.
S15E08: Sam is being an overprotective boyfriend. He's so cute. Oh my god... Are they getting Adam out of the cage??? Is this happening??? I know the last season is supposed to sort of give closure to unfinished plotlines but if this really happening it's amazing. Rowena is BACK BABY. Rowena is FUCKING awesome. A real queen, if you will. Crowley would be proud. She's also gives Cas and Dean a quick couple's counseling session. Adam is out of hell. It happened. Dean so ships Eileen and Sam. Dean and Cas are AWKWARD. Michael is back. Michael and Cas talk. Cas channels his inner Lucifer. Cas and Dean FINALLY talk. CHUCK YOU FUCKING DICK GET AWAY FROM EILEEN SAM WAS FINALLY STARTING TO BE HAPPY. OMG OMG DEAN AND CAS ARE GOING TO PURGATORY??? Dean and Adam talk.
S15E09: Wow Chuck is so manipulative. Wow. Chuck is really unlikeable anymore. Woah, did Cas just call Dean stupid? Cas has SNAPPED. So happy Sam has Eileen now. Any girl that can be tied to a chair, deaf, and still kick ass and sass God in front of him deserves a Sam Winchester. Wow Sassy Cas really ain't taking Dean's BS today. Chuck is a sadistic fuck. Chuck has lost it. God Complex much? Dean and Cas are in purgatory. Getting the band back together and it feels good. Benny died. That's sad. Dean and Cas discuss the guilt. OMG WHAT HAPPENS TO CAS IN THE FUTURE??? HE GOT THE MARK AND WENT CRAZY??? AND DEAN HAD TO BURY HIM IN THE BOX??? DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THIS SHIT IS NOT CANON FANFICS CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP. HE LOOKS SO HEARTBROKEN. Meanwhile in Purgatory: Dean is looking for Cas who has disappeared and they need to go back soon and things are BAD with a capital everything. DEAN IS PRAYING TO CASTIEL OMG OMG OMG HE BARELY DID IT EVER SINCE PURGATORY ROUND 1. He admits he should've stopped Cas from leaving. He calls Cas his best friend AWWWWWWW. HE'S CRYING OH MY GOD. HE FORGAVE CAS!!! THIS IS SO CANON HDJCJRIHEISHS. OMG CAS IS OKAY AND THEY HUGGED DEAN LOOKS SO HAPPY FUCK THIS I'M CRYINGGGG. SAM AND DEAN BECAME MONSTERS??? FUCK THAT SHIT. CAS TAKES THE MARK OH NO I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO INSANE. Cas and Dean arrive at the casino. Save Sam!!! SAM, SAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. AWWWW SAM AND EILEEN KISSED AWWW. NOW WE NEED A CAS AND DEAN KISS AND WE'RE GOLDEN GUYS. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN. I BELIEVE. Jack and Billy are BACK BABY.
S15E10: It seems like Sam and Dean lose luck. Baby shut down. Garth named his twins Sam... and Castiel. Dean is definitely not insulted. Garth is a dentist now. Dean is afraid of dentists. Dean has a dream where he and Garth are tap dancing in black and white. OH MY GOD GARTH WHAT DID YOU DO TO DEAN'S MOUTH. GARTH TOLD DEAN HE NEEDS TO GET A COLONOSCOPY AND I FREAKING DROPPED MY PHONE. CHUCK DOWNGRADED SAM AND DEAN TO NOT MAIN CHARACTERS AND NOW THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH NORMAL PEOPLE PROBLEMS HAHAHAHHAHA THIS IS AWESOME. DEAN IS HOLDING BABY CASTIEL AND HE'S LIKE "THIS CAS KEEPS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD" AND SAM ANSWERS "SO KINDA LIKE THE REAL CAS" AND THEY KNOW. Also Sam and Dean are holding babies and it's adorable.
S15E11: Cas comes back to find out Sam and Dean are going to Alaska. Cas gets a call about Jack related info. Ahem... Jack is BACK BABY! Cas is worried about Jack. Jack is tied up. Cas to the rescue! CAS AND JACK REUNITE. This is like the most interesting pool game ever. Dean and Sam's luck is BACK BABY. JACK AND SAM AND DEAN REUNITE.
S15E12: Cas is so happy Jack is back. Dean and Cas are best buddies. Cas and Jack play 4-in-a-row. Cas and Jody meet for the first time. Jack wants to help. Cas still cares a lot about Claire. Billy is PISSED.
S15E13: The recap starts with the pizza man montage, which is really the only way it could. Ruby and Anael are BACK BABY AND WELL IT IS AWESOME. [Just pointing out that the fact they brought both of Jensen and Jared's wives for this is amazing] also Cas has no chill with his sass. Cas wants to almost die and go to Empty to talk to Ruby. He gets into the Empty and runs into Empty-Meg and she called him Clearance awwww. Ruby is BACK BABY. Cas almost dies by the Empty. He comes back though. Otherworld Sam and Dean are terrifying. They seem... Okay, and it's horrible. Also they're spoiled. HELLHOUNDS BABY! Jack arrives at Eden. Jack is crying + he got his soul back!!!
S15E14: Supernatural is BACK BABY. JACK IS STILL DEPRESSED NOOOO. DEAN HAS SCOOBY-DOO UNDERTHINGS PASS IT ON. Dean and Sam meet Mrs. Butters. She's nice and she made Christmas and Thanksgiving and the Fourth of July and Halloween collide in the calendar. Jack is out of his room now. Oh hey Dean's actually trying to not be angry at Jack. They have a monster radar! Lunch bag, she pack them lunch bags I-. Jack is still being sad noo. She keeps giving him smoothies. It's weird. OMG SAM IS GOING ON A DATE WITH EILEEN THEY REALLY SAID SAILEEN RIGHTS. Oh wait. Oh fuck what the fuck why is she ripping his head off oh no Jack run. Oh fuck why is she an evil mastermind all of a sudden they were happy. DEAN GETS TRAPPED TOO. DEAN BEING A REAL BROTHER BEING LIKE "YEAH I CAN WAIT UNTIL MY BROTHER IS DONE GETTING LAID FOR HIM TO COME BACK AND RESCUE ME AND OUR CO-ANGEL-CHILD". Dean is really trying with Jack my heart wow. Ugh not again with Sam and the nails the waves of nausea are hitting me-. Oh no Mrs. Butters story is really sad I don't like the old MoL. Oh goodbye Mrs. B we'll miss you. Awww Jack honey of course you can kill Chuck here I'll do it for you you just eat your nougat bars. OH MY FUCKING GOD DEAN MADE JACK A BIRTHDAY CAKE I REPEAT HE MADE JACK A BIRTHDAY CAKE JACK IS FOUR NOW CELEBRATE WITH US ALL *HYPERVENTILATING HARD*. 10/10 episode would recommend with a side of angst.
S15E15: Cas is BACK BABY! Aww Jack wants to wear matching ties. Awwwww. Sam and Dean are going after Amara. Good luck with that. Oh a church case for Cas? A little on the nose there. Oh wow this is getting dark. Aww Jack doesn't want to say something so Cas talks about himself instead. God I love them. Cas is amazing. I love him so much. Jack too. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean are eating with Amara lunch. Crossroads demons are out of fashion, as per told by Rowena, the Queen of us all. Jack needs Cas' permission to create a social media account. Even the internet knows to give Cas cats. God bless the internet. Oh my god Dean and Amara talked and wow it was deep. Amara's intentions with Mary were... Wow. Poor Dean though. Wow Cas and Jack can't catch a break. Oh god Jack was stabbed he's okay but we're not okay what the hell. Once again, we are reminded that against regular humans Cas is a freaking supernatural creature with super strength and the wrath of heaven. Hey wait why does the crossroad demon look like he’s kidnapping this girl? Oh well guess we'll never find out. JACK IS GOING TO DIE? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BILLIE??? WHO AUTHORIZED THIS SHIT? HE NEEDS A PARENT OR A GUARDIAN'S PERMISSION!!! Cas not wanting to see Jack die again is hurting me. What do you mean it's not his choice Jack go to your room you're grounded until they kill Chuck. Cas um where are you going?? What do you mean in case you won't come back? Are you going where I think you're going? You better stay the FUCK away from the Empty or I swear to all that is sacred (the impala, Sam and Dean's flannel, Led Zeppelin) that I will cry. What do Sam and Dean need to know??? What is this shit????? I WILL SUE!!!!!
S15E16: Hey is he going to get killed? Called it! Hey Dean darling how about you let Sam know about Jack? Any minute now honey? No don't you fucking- Dean! Hey it's tiny Sam and Dean look at them awww. Hey Caitlin seems nice. Woah weird monster in the candy machine alert! Dean why are you so depressing this episode??? Sam being in the dark hurts me. Um Dean? What have you got there buddy? Is that a knife? Put the knife down, Dean put the knife down this isn't funny- oh thank god Sam Dean almost fillet-ed himself. Tiny Dean being scared but also macho aww. It's a Baba Yaga? A Baba FREAKIN Yaga? Wow. Omg Dean's face when he heard the woman having sex is priceless. He really grew up. Good on him. Caitlin you majestic being you managed to have Dean admit his fear wow Dean honey am I proud of you. Aww Sam is trying to call Cas. Um... Dean? OMG OMG ARE YOU TELLING HIM? YASSS SAMMY GO OFF. DEAN FUCK OFF JACK IS NOT DYING ON MY WATCH. OMG THE SILENCE. WOW.
S15E17: This starts with Amara. What a queen. I really like her now.  She can cut me with her cheekbones. Look at her. Wow. She's so pretty. Cas is there! Sam is giving Dean the silent treatment. Yeah Dean is talking depressing. AHHH AMARA IS HERE. Jack meets Amara awww. Yes I want them to spend time together YESSS. Amara and Dean are like that couple that didn't work out because they figured they'd be better as friends and it's so nice to see them. Sam is amazing wowwww. Dean WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST- WHAT DO YOU MEANT JACK ISN'T FAMILY YOU- UMM WAIT IS JACK- NOOOOOOOO!!!!! OWW MY FEELINGS. Jack looks so sad nooo. Cas is there Cas make it better. Aww Amara with a flower. Chuck is back... Yay. Lol Chuck didn't write the Dean/Amara debacle and he thinks it's weird that's amazing. Amara is amazing. Amara trying to make Chuck not act like a spoiled brat wow this is hard. I hate him with passion. AMARA YASS QUEEN GO OFFFFF. HOLD HIM. Jack you shouldn't UNDERSTAND HIM you should be PISSED. HE DID THE HELLO AJAJAGDVSHA. OH.MY.GOD I LOVE ADAM AND SERAFINA SOMEONE HUG THEM. Jack has a skittles aura wow. The final ritual, the ROCKS. Adam looks so relieved that Jack got it. OH I DID NOT NEED TO SEE HER DIGGING INTO HIS RIBS. Dean whatcha doing there buddy? Aww he thanked him!!! I still don't forgive what he said though. IT'S TIME??? IT'S TIME BABY. SAM BEING FRUSTRATED AND CAS HELPING AWWW. They found the key, HOORAH! Cas awww thank you for helping Sam. Sam no don't go alone. Empty is Meg now waaaaaht. BILLIE WANTS WHAT NOW??? Sam lying Through His Teeth to the Empty the man is a LEGEND. No Cas it's not time we need to stop this. Dean, Dean you're scaring me. Cas being angry at Jack eating the ribs the angel is legendary. Chuck you sick sick bastard what did you do you FUCKER??? AMARA STOP IT. DEAN WHAT THE HELL YOU DO NOT PULL A GUN AT YOUR BROTHER WHO THE FUCK- WHAT THE FUCK- CAS DO SOMETHINGGGG NO STOP HURTING EACH OTHER. STOP IT. CHUCK YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. DEAN STOP IT STOP THE VIOLENCE. YESS SAM TELL HIM. FUCK YOU CHUCK. AMARA NOOO. DEAN OH MY GOD NO. SAM IT'S BREAKING MY HEART. NOOOO AMARA NOOO. CHUCK NEEDS TO DIE BUT NOT LIKE THIS. OMG SAM NOOO. DEAN YESSS PUT THE GUN DOWN. FUCK YOU CHUCK. OH YOU CAN GO SUCK A DICK DON'T YOU EVER, EVER CALL CAS THAT. OMG CAS IS LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF FREE WILL DID NOT EXPECT THAT. FUCK YOU CHUCK. OMG JACK NOOOO.
S15E18: DEAR LORD SOMEONE SAVE JACK HE CAN'T DIE NO NO NOPE NOT HAPPENING. Jack this is very sweet but they will NOT leave you. Billie not now. Yeah Dean tell her. Yass dads go OFF. WHERE IS JACK WHAT DID YOU DO BILLIE??? THE EMPTY??? NO DON'T DON'T DO THIS. JACK? JACK NO? JACK???? FUCK YOU BILLIE BRING HIM BACK. Oh you can go fuck yourself for all I care this is SO NOT THE TIME FOR THE BOOK. Yes Sam go OFF. Cas you really shouldn't be talking about the Empty. Isn't this episode when the deal goes down? Fuck you Billie you lost my respect. OMG JACK YOU'RE OKAY THANK GOD. Um... Empty? You okay there? Damn Sam being sassy. AND THEN HE GOES TO SIT IN THE CORNER HAHAHAHA. Yes Dean tell her. Did she just shush him? Empty ma gurl you good? Um, Billie? What's interesting? Jack's back BABY! He is not yours. Yes Dean go OFFF. CAS BEING A DAD. Aww Dean and Sam having a talk yes I'm so proud of my expressive babies. They be talking. Um, what new plan? What changed? Oh who this? Charlie is BACK BABY! YASSS MY QUEEN. Aww is that her gf? It's her gf. Oh okay where's her fucking gf??? Jack are you okay? Cas is worrying aww. Nothing's over Jack you're just three you have tons ahead of you. Dear lord Cas are you listening to yourself this is what you need to tell yourself OH MY GOD I'M BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL UGHHHH. Billie you're being a dick stop it.  Crap everyone's disappearing. WAIT EILEEN? NO NO NO NO YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO ME. EILLEN IS GOING TO BE FINE. WHERE ARE THE THREE DOTS? WHY AREN'T THEY THERE??? DRIVE FASTER DEAN!!! Why is the car empty? Where is she? Sam? Aww the screensaver. FUCK. SHE'S GONE. SAM? YOU OKAY? OH GOD BILLIE FUCK YOU LOOK WHAT YOU DID. NOOO. So Dean is going to kill Death again? Neat. Um Cas? I'm all for spending time with Dean but I'm worried. Aww Dean and Sam hugged. Oh hey Donna! (Is it me or is her accent off?) Jack is silent. Jack is driving. I'm so proud of him aww. Damn the badass music is awesome. Dean with the scythe is awesome. Look at that power couple. Aww Sam and Donna hugged that's cute. Let's go. Oh hey Charlie how are you? Bobby is BACK BABY. Bobby is awesome. Um Jack? How come that plant just died??? Sneaking into Death Library because those two are idiots. Oh hey splitting up is a great idea. Hi Billie, how are you? KILL 'EM DEAN. CAS ATTACK! BILLIE YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOU BILLIE. DO IT DEAN KILL THEM. WAIT WHAT? Billie didn't kill them? Who did? CHUCK? THAT MOTHER FUCKER I WILL MURDER HIM. OH GOD PEOPLE ARE DISAPPEARING. WHERE ARE THEY? WAIT, NO, NOT CHARLIE NOOO. BOBBY? NO NOT BOBBY!!! DONNA? DONNA WHAT'S HAPPENING??? DONNA? NOOO!!! Oh Billie's dead now great. You can't kill Dean though. Run you two RUN. Run like hell run. Dean? Fuck. Billie leave him ALONE. FUCK FUCK RUN AWAY. BILLIE SHUT UP THIS IS A CRISIS. CAS PROTECT DEAN. PROTECT HIM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. YES YOU GOT HIM. FUCK YOU BILLIE FUCK YOU SO HARD. INTO THE DUNGEON. CAS REACHING INTO DEAN'S BACK POCKET AND CUTTING HIMSELF WHY??? OKAY SIGIL. SIGILS ARE NICE. OKAY GOOD DEAN IS OKAY. Dean you're being depressed this isn't helping. Billie enough of the banging. Dean you're not angry enough with this you're good. Yeah fuck Chuck but that's not the point. Dean noo. Cas do somethingggg. Dean it's okay. It's not your fault. Um Cas? What's that? Wait, the deal? Now, you're doing this now? UM, WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING? YEAH WHY NOW? YOU'RE LOOKING AT YOUR TRUE HAPPINESS DUMMY. IS, IS HE- WHAT'S HE DOING??? KNOW WHAT? AWWW LOOK AT HIS REVELATIONS. YEAH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? CAS? UM. UM???!!! YES CAS TELL HIM TELL HIM HOW YOU SEE HIM THIS IS AMAZING THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST. I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE. WHY ARE YOU CRYING NOOOO. CHANGED??? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING??? IT'S NOT A GOODBYE SHUT UP. D- DID HE JUST. DID HE JUST SAY- DID HE JUST SAY I- HE TOLD DEAN I LOVE YOU???!!! IS THIS A DREAM??? IS THIS REAL LIFE? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHY ARE YOU CRYING??! I'M SCARED WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???? "don't do this"??? DON'T DO THIS??? WHAT DO YOU MEEEAANN??? WAIT EMPTY BACK OFF NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THE HAND ON THE SHOULDER THE HANDPRINT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCK THIS NO I'M NOT OKAY THIS ISN'T HAPPENING NOOO. CAAAAAAAAS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DEAN? DEAN DO SOMETHING?? DEAN WHAT'S HAPPENING??? WAIT WHERE IS EVERYONE? IS IT THE WHOLE WORLD? DEAN? DEAN? SAM IS CALLING YOU? DEAN? ARE YOU CRYING? YOU CAN'T CRY OTHERWISE I'LL CRY NO NO NO NO NO THIS IS FUCKING BAD.
S15E19: alright, the world is empty. Oh no Dean is coming to meet up with Sam and Jack no no this is bad the jacket. "Where's Cas?" I- DEAN OH MY GOD NOOO. OH NO JODY AND THE GIRLS NOO EVERYBODY'S GONE. Jack calling out for his dad my heart hurts no. Dean this is not the time for a beer. UH SAM NO YOU'RE NOT GIVING UP NUH-UH NOPE NOT TODAY. UM SAM, DEAN? YOU'RE NOT SACRIFICING YOURSELVES WHAT THE HELL NO. GOD I HATE CHUCK SOMEONE DESTROY HIM. SHOOT HIM IN THE GODDAMN CHEST, PLEASE. Side note: how cute is Jack in his jammies? Okay back to angst. Dean stop falling asleep on bottles. Jack? What's up honey? Aww cuteness overload from the jammies. Aww Dean found a dog look how happy he is OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE AWWW AHHHH HE'S SO EXCITED. OH MY FUCKING GOD KILL CHUCK KILL HIM I WANT HIM TO BURN ALIVE OH MY GOD PUNCH HIM. Oh hey Michael long time no see? What's up? Tis a shame about Adam, truly. Oh the book? Hey I love how Jack is just off to the side, eating a nougat bar. Hey are they gonna talk now? Oh wow. Um, Cas? How are you calling? I HAVE A REALLY BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. OH MY GOD WATCH DEAN RUN. FUCK IT'S LUCIFER. WHAT DOES HE WANT. LEAVE. LEAVE. THE EMPTY LET YOU OUT AND NOT CAS? BITCH. LUCIFER YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE TEAM. Oh who that lady? Betty. Oh hi Betty. I like Betty. She makes me laugh. Lucifer building a house of cards. Jack you okay buddy? Oh hey Michael. Nobody trust Lucifer. Ohhhh how does God end? Um Lucifer? What are you doing? Why does this entire episode feel off? Wait, Chuck pulled him out? Gross. Kill him. LUCIFER LEAVE JACK ALONE. He will NEVER BE WITH YOU LUCIFER. YEAH STAB HIM GOOD MICHAEL. Jack you seem... Off? Michael you seem off. No question mark. Michael why you lying. Oh yay Sam cracked it. Hey you know the lake reminds me of where Jack was born. Oh yeah, doing spell stuff. Very badass. Um. What happened? Oh fuck. Oh fuck. CHUCK. KILL HIM. BREAK HIM. SAM, DEAN, NOOOO. MICHAEL YOU SON OF A BITCH. OH HE DED. RIP. CHUCK YOU STUPID BASTARD. What now Chuck? Gonna go kick puppies? Oh wait, you already DID. DAMN SAM I'M PROUD OF YOU. OH CHUCK DON'T YOU DARE. NO. NO. OW. NO. NO THIS IS HORRIBLE. THIS IS AWFUL. STOP IT. STOP HURTING THEM. NO. NO. HEY DOES ANYBODY FEEL A WEIRD DÉJÀ VU? LIKE, DIDN'T BECKY MENTION IT? "No classic rock, no Cas"? OH MY GOD THIS IS CHUCK'S ENDING. THE ENDING HE WROTE. FUCK. THE META. IT'S DEEP. NO STOP IT. STOP HURTING HIM. OH MY GOD OWWWW. OH PLEASE CHUCK THEY'LL NEVER STAY DOWN. SHUT THE FUCK UP CHUCK. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU SO HARD. IT IS NOT ENOUGH. FUCK YOU. YEAH SAM HELP DEAN UP. YEAH YOU WON. LOOK AT JACK ALL CUTE IN HIS WHITE SHIRT. Jack you look nice. Is that a new haircut? HAHA Chuck you can't do anything. YESSS!!!!! FUCK YEAH JACK YESS YOU DO THAT YESS I'M SO PROUD. I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU. OF ALL OF YOU. FUCK YES. Wait the book is blank? Wah- oh my god it's monologue time, bitch. I love this plan. It's awesome. Oh so that's what happened to Jack. They tricked you Chuck. Punched you right in your stupid face. METAPHORICALLY. They're not going to kill you. They're better than that. You fucker. Dean's no killer you fucker. Neither is Sam. Oh. Oh yes. OH YESS. THEY'RE WALKING AWAY. THIS IS BETTER THAN I'VE EVER HOPED. I'M SO SO PROUD OF THEM. DEAN SAYS THAT'S NOT WHO HE IS HE LISTENED TO CAS OH MY GOD. I'M SO PROUD OF THEM ALL. MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE IT. OH MY GOD. OH YESS LEAVE HIM TO ROT IN THE DIRT. YESSS. YESSS. YESSSSS!!!!! I'M SO SO SO FUCKING PROUD OF THEM ALL HOLY SHIT THEY DID THE GROWTH THING OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT. YEAH CHUCK THEY LEFT YOU, DEAL WITH IT. YES. I'M SO HAPPY. Aww is Jack going to bring everyone back? *Gasp* is he going to bring Cas back? Are we getting a reunion? OH MY GOD THE MUSIC IS SO NICE. JACK LOOKS SO AMAZING. THE PEOPLE ARE BACK!!! LOOK AT JACK SMILING ALL IN PEACE I'M SO PROUD OF HIM. I'M SO, SO PROUD OF HIM. HE GETS IT. HE GETS THE BEAUTY IN HUMANITY AND IN EARTH. IS JACK THE NEW GOD NOW? DEAN AND SAM ARE SO PROUD OF HIM. OH MY GOD IS JACK NOT COMING BACK? WHAT? WHY? Jack I just want you to know I love you so much. You're so smart and understanding and caring. You're better than God. You're Jack. Dean I know it's hard but Jack knows what he's doing. Jack understands faith. He understands family. He understands love. He understands. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM NOOO DON'T LEAVE ME I MEAN I'M SO PROUD OF YOU BUT NOOO MY BABY YOU'RE A BABY AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE ONE YES. Sam and Dean, alone at the bunker. I'm so proud of them. They've come such a long way ever since the start. They get to be free now. But they're alone. Not for long. Next episode, everyone is coming back.  OH NO THE TABLE. THE FUCKING TABLE. NO NO NO THEY WROTE JACK AND CASTIEL I CAN'T HANDLE IT SOMEONE HOLD ME. LOOK AT THEM DRIVING MY BABIES A MONTAGE OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING THE TEARS NO THEY LOOK SO HAPPY THIS ISN'T GOOD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH. OH THE FAMILY DINNER. THE COWBOY HATS. THIS ID NOT OKAY. THE DINNER WITH TEAM FREE WILL 2.0 THIS HAS BEEN AMAZING I LOVE EVERYTHING. 
 S15E20 will be posted a few days after the episode!
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Killer Night(s)
A Studio!Nightkiller fanfiction - Part 3/ Final
A simple story revealing how Nightmare’s and Killer’s relationship came to be. A time before their precious coffee bean entered their lives
TW: This fanfiction does have suggestive content!
Killer flopped on his bed face down, exhausted from the mandatory social gathering he just attended. He stared out the window in his room, reflecting on the conversation he had with Nightmare. A small smile formed in his lips. It appeared there was hope after all to salvage their friendship. He was aware it would take a while before they both could move forward, but he was more than glad to not have lost Nightmare completely.
Hope bubbled in his soul, at the small possibility that the violet skeleton would pay a visit. But it was ridiculous to think of such a thing. They had just started talking again, there was no possible way he’d want to see him so soon. Nightmare would probably need a break, distance himself before even considering talking to him again. Which was fine, Killer didn’t mind waiting. Yet, maybe just maybe Nightmare would stop by... even if there was a fraction of a chance.
He knew it was silly but he decided to give a description of the violet skeleton to the receptionist, in case Nightmare were to ask for him. He groaned and buried his face in the sheets. It was laughable the way he was behaving, like a grade school student anticipating a call from their crush. Not that Killer felt that way towards his male co-star. No, that would be insane. A phrase that the eyeless skeleton frequently repeated was “I dont catch feelings” and true to his words he never expressed romantic feelings for others. He was just looking forward to seeing his friend again.
Tick.
Tick.
Tick
Tick.
It was late, a couple of hours had passed and the violet skeleton had yet to appear. Killer let out a heavy sigh, his shoulders sagged, as he came to terms that Nightmare wouldn’t visit tonight. Yet, why did his soul ever so slightly ache? It didn’t make sense. He knew it was a shot in the dark, it would take a miracle for Nightmare to come and knock on his door this second.
Knock knock knock.
Killer whipped his body with so much force he nearly lost his balance. As he sprinted towards the door, he stumbled a few times getting across the room . Could it really be? Maybe he hadn’t completely ruined everything! Even if Nightmare didn’t forgive him, even if all they remained were simple friends, not having anymore intimate nights, Killer was accepting of that. All he wanted was to be able to at least spend some time with the small skeleton. Just to see his reactions when he teased him before that night. To see those violet orbs of his. Hell, even just getting scolded by him! That’s all he asked for.
“Sir? Er, Mr. Cide?” A soft female voice called out from the other side of the door. Oh... it was just the receptionist. Killer hung his head and quietly laughed at himself. How foolish of him. Getting his hopes up that Nightmare was behind that door. He didn’t even sound interested in coming over. Why, was he so insistent in keeping that useless hope? It only caused his soul to wrench in pain.
“What can I help you with, sweetheart.” Killer responded attempting to act natural. Cide wasn’t his actual name, it was an alias he used so crazed fans couldn’t stalk him, well not as easily anyway. He opened the door half expecting to see a staff member ask for an autograph.
Except his body froze and his sockets fixated themselves on the person standing beside the female worker.
“Pardon for interrupting you so late... however, based on your description... I thought perhaps this was the gentleman you were referring to?” The receptionist nervously stated, possibly expecting Killer to yell at her for bothering him at this time of night.
“........... Yeah......... yeah... that’s him...” Killer stared at Nightmare, who appeared to be apprehensive, almost questioning why he was even here. The eyeless skeleton didn’t want to take his eyes away from the other. He felt that if he looked away Nightmare would vanish into thin air. This was just too good to be true right? He must be dreaming..
He almost forgot the receptionist was even there until he heard the rustling of her clothing. “Right Uh, thank you miss. I’ll take it from here..”
The receptionist nodded and returned to the front desk. Nightmare didn’t say a word, he only shifted from side to side awkwardly holding one of his arms in front of him. He was nervous, and ready to bolt down the hallway if needed. Killer knew he had to be careful, he didn’t want to scare the smaller skeleton away.
The eyeless skeleton cautiously stepped to the side, allowing Nightmare to enter if he pleased. “So... you going to come in or are you just going to stand there.....” Killer stated in a lighthearted manner. Hopefully it would ease the anxiety that was building within the small skeleton.
Nightmare glanced up to Killer then to the end of the hallway, from where he came. He was debating whether he should stay or leave. The only reason he came was...... well it was because.......
A pause.
Actually, nightmare didn’t have a valid reason to stay. His mind and body acted on their own accord, and before he knew it he was standing in front of Killer’s room.
He bit his lip and curled a hand into a fist. Why is it that he always found himself in this situation? He’d done so well to avoid this insufferable man, and now that they’ve talked once, he’s standing at his doorstep. He sure was pathetic wasn’t he? He hadn’t forgiven Killer- not fully, and he wasn’t sure if he ever would. Yet, a part of his soul yearned for the other. The violet skeleton blamed it on the alcohol, he wasn’t in the right state of mind.
A lie.
He had a high alcohol tolerance and he was sober enough to make conscious decisions. However, blaming it on the wine was easier than accepting that fact. What exactly was he expecting from the other if he stayed? Certainly they wouldn’t just talk.... no they never did. He knew that, and maybe a part of him was hoping that this would be the case even if he didn’t admit it.
He pondered for a second. Wait, the receptionist mentioned that Killer had been expecting him... or at least he fit the description of the man Killer was waiting for. The eyeless skeleton had no indication that Nightmare would arrive. So, was he awaiting and hoping that he would come and knock on his door?
Why....?
Why would Killer be expecting his arrival? Did he know him so well that he was certain he would show? Or was he just being optimistic and hoping that the violet skeleton would come banging on his door? But... with how stunned he looked when they made eye contact.... it appeared he really wasn’t sure if he would show or not.
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Killer shifted from his spot near the door, a flash of worry reflected across his face. How long had Nightmare been standing there? Was he having second thoughts? That wouldn’t be a surprise... maybe he regretted coming here... Yet, now that the small skeleton was standing before him he didn’t want to let the other go. He gripped the door handle tightly, as the idea of Nightmare leaving settled in.
Killer wanted to reach out, pull him inside, hold him close, and..... and...... no... just by having him nearby was enough. He had to respect the decisions that Nightmare made. If he chose to leave then so be it... he couldn’t afford to strain their relationship any further.
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Nightmare sighed and turned to face the taller skeleton. He knew he’d regret it, that he’d hate himself for the next few days, but he couldn’t fight it any longer. It wasn’t fair how Killer had this effect on him, all rational left his mind once he gazed into the other’s eyes. Those damned eyes. It should be a crime to have eyes alluring such as his.
The violet skeleton swallowed dryly attempting to stifle the anxiety that threatened to overtake him. Finally, he took a couple steps forward entering Killer’s room. It was such a simple action. One that any other day wouldn’t have meant anything. But it was different today. Killer’s eyes widened in astonishment. This wasn’t the outcome he was expecting. Of course he wanted the smaller to stay, but he was certain he wouldn’t. Killer smiled in disbelief, this night sure was full of surprises wasn’t it?
He gently closed the door behind him before facing the small skeleton. Silence. It’s funny how the absence of sound could be the loudest noise one could hear. They were both at a loss on what to say. Killer’s typical flirtatious attitude was no where to be seen, he was still in shock that the skeleton was standing before him. What could he even say? Thanks for coming? Why are you here? He was the one who hinted at Nightmare coming over in the first place!
“So.... you were expecting me?” Nightmare voice tore him from his thoughts. He looked at him, vision resting on those lonely lips. “Killer?” The eyeless skeleton jumped as he snapped out of the fantasy that had quickly formed in his mind.
“Hm? What? Oh, uh.... no I wasn’t really... expecting anyone.“
“But the lady said-“
“I know what she said.. whether or not I was expecting you- someone is unimportant. What matters is that you’re here.. for some sort of reason right? Something on your mind Nightlight?” Killer tensed when he heard the words escape his lips. He wasn’t supposed to call him that but it was a habit to call him by his nicknames instead of his actual name.
Nightmare however didn’t say anything, in fact his cheeks for a second were flushed with a violet tint. Right a reason... he needed to think of an excuse... he couldn’t just say ‘I’m not sure why I’m here. Kinda wanted to see what would happen.’ Now could he? He pursed his lips together attempting to come up with a believable story.
“Well... you see I wanted to.... apologize... yes apologize! Uh.... I thought about it some more and.... well I shouldn’t have disrespected your found family. Blood or not... you still see Cross as your family er.. a brother. I should’ve been more conscious of that fact. And uh... I don’t think I could’ve slept with it nagging me all night. So... I’m sorry.”
He wasn’t lying... at least not fully anyway. He had contemplated long and hard the words Killer said. Yes, he should’ve listened that day let the other explain his side, but Nightmare was so upset he’d refuse to. It wasn’t something he needed to let Killer know right away. That’s not what was going to keep him up all night. No, had he not arrived he would’ve spent the rest of the night wondering ‘what if I had gone’ ‘what if Killer had something important to say’ ‘what if Killer wanted me there’ just ‘what if....’
“Oh, I see.... well I’m glad Nighty. It means a lot to me... thank you.” Killer smiled, but it wasn’t his classic smirk. It was that tender, warm, and gentle smile that had no right to melt Nightmare’s soul the way it did. Nightmare lifted an arm out to reach for Killer, he longed to pull himself closer, for their lips to touch, he wanted to be embraced against his broad chest.....
But Nightmare dropped his arm to the side.
No. That would be wrong, he’d constantly push Killer away, ignoring him. To pine for him now well.... he didn’t want to be that person. The one who uses someone when it was convenient for them. Except, he wouldn’t necessarily just be using Killer for physical purposes.. he wanted those moments where Killer wrapped him in a protective embrace... where he provided him with comfort... when they just laid in bed enveloped in the others warmth.... he missed it.
But surely the other didn’t care, he always said Nightmare wasn’t just another one of his... buddies. That he was more than that... said he was his friend... and even if that was true... was that it? Was Nightmare really just a friend? A twinge of pain shot through his soul. Yeah, that’s all he should be and that’s all he is.... a friend... Nightmare had made his decision already. He wouldn’t sleep with him any longer... there was no point.
Nightmare moved his weight from one foot to the other. “Right well....” They should just keep their friendship as is. No commitments... and no risk to developing any sort of attachments. Besides, isn’t that what Killer wanted? “That’s all I came here for.. so I guess I should head back now.” He had to leave. The violet skeleton took a few steps towards the door. Leave before he risked breaking down. Leave before his resolve weakened. Leave before-
“Wait!” Killer snatched the smaller skeletons arms, preventing him from walking any further. “Don’t.... I mean, you just got here... you can’t just leave..” What happened? Why did he want to leave? Did he do something wrong again? Everything appeared to be going so well... so why...? Why did Nightmare suddenly feel the urge to leave him alone?
Nightmare froze mid stride. “There’s... there’s nothing for us to talk about right..? Ive apologized... you’ve apologized. I already overstayed my visit... it’s late and we should sleep....” The violet skeleton looked away as to not make eye contact with the taller one. “I have no reason to be here anymore...”
Objectively, yes he was correct. Nightmare had no valid reason to stay in the first place, however he no longer had a reasonable excuse to stay any longer. Killer knew it shouldn’t be a big deal, right? Nightmare was just leaving for the night, surely they’d talk more later. Yet, something was telling him he’d regret letting him leave. He couldn’t understand why, but it was a gut feeling he knew better than to ignore.
“Well.... you’ve already come all this way, it would be rude to leave so soon. Besides, I was just about to watch a movie. Like you said it’s late, you can always go in the morning.” Perhaps Killer wasn’t being fully honest but he wasn’t trying to deceive the smaller skeleton. He was thinking about watching movie, since he wasn’t sure if he would be able to sleep. It was a poor excuse but perhaps it would persuade the other to extend his visit.
Nightmare pursed his lips contemplating his options. He could call his taxi... but it may be a few hours before they arrived, and besides the driver was probably sleeping by now. He could just book another room for tonight, but if Killer was offering... maybe he could just spend the night. As friends! Do nothing more than to just watch the movie. Just what friends do, right? “Alright, since you insist... I guess we could watch a movie together.... as friends...”
Killer smile was so radiant, Nightmare swore it lit up the room. As Killer led the small skeleton to the room with the T.V they began debating what genre they should watch. After much debate that two decided on an action type film. The two settled themselves on the bed and placed a blanket over their legs.
Killer had brought over some wine and popcorn for the two to enjoy as the movie played out. The two actors snickered and giggled as they pointed out several mistakes the main cast were making. Everything seemed to be going well between them at the moment. Just watching a movie, as friends. Nothing more, nothing less. That is of course until Nightmare began leaning against Killer and rested his head on the others shoulder. That was fine right? Friends do that all the time... it’s not what couples do or anything.
The eyeless skeleton shifted as he began to realize what the situation looked like. They were supposed to be hanging out as friends, so how is it that they managed to be all cozy and snuggled up next to each other? The tall skeleton glanced around his room. Wine, snuggling under the blanket, Nightmare resting his head on his shoulder.... it was all too romantic. Killer stiffened as panic began to settle in.
Romance was something Killer ensured to stray away from. It was all too complicated. You let yourself become vulnerable, let your emotions become bare for the world to see, and all because you like someone? That was stupid.
What’s worse is, what if that person didn’t even like you back? You’re left alone, unwanted, and humiliated. Why even risk something like that in the first place? It was best to continue a relationship where you could enjoy the benefits but not be committed to them. Besides, who needs those ridiculous feelings anyway? They’re too much of a hassle. Yet, here he was, in a situation he was sure most would deem as romantic. No, he had to fix that.
As he continued watching the screen he opened his mouth to say “So... you wanna screw?” Was that comment totally inappropriate for this situation? Absolutely. But did it have the effects of he was hoping for? It appeared that it had. He felt how the small skeleton tensed and slowly shifted away from him. The eyeless skeleton chuckled, as he could already feel the piercing stare the other was giving him.
Killer wasn’t being serious, or well not entirely anyway. He just needed a way to dissipate the romantic atmosphere in the room. Sure enough it appeared that it worked as the other huffed in frustration. “You’re unbelievable! We were having a good time then you go and ruin it by being.... well you!”
The eyeless skeleton laughed in response causing the other to become more infuriated. He couldn’t help it, he just loved to tease the smaller skeleton. His reactions were the best, from how he got flustered, embarrassed, annoyed, they were all some of the best reactions he’d ever seen. They were the only person who could entertain him in such a way. And let’s not forget the times he’d surprised Killer, like that one time Nightmare kissed him out of nowhere.
Speaking of kisses... those delicious lips of Nightmare’s sure looked pretty lonely.. he could risk it and steal a quick kiss. Nightmare was already frustrated and annoyed... what’s the worst that could happen? He would probably get slapped, and the smaller skeleton would storm off into the night. Worst case scenario he probably would distance himself. Well, it was a risk he was willing to-
Killer’s eyes widened as the smaller skeleton pressed his lips against his own. Nightmare wasn’t stupid, he’s spent more than enough time with Killer to realize what his intentions were. The eyeless skeleton wasn’t as slick as the thought himself to be. He made it painfully obvious what he was planning on doing. Nightmare feeling spiteful decided he would give Killer a taste of his own medicine. He knew the taller skeleton wouldn’t be expecting this, so why not give him a surprise?
The kiss wasn’t meant to last long, it was supposed to be brief, just enough to fluster the taller skeleton. However, as the seconds ticked by the small skeleton found it increasingly difficult to pull away. Nightmare had forgotten how amazing a simple kiss could be. The kiss was definitely a double edged sword, he didn’t think he’d miss kissing the other this much. Honestly if he wasn’t so prideful, perhaps he would’ve stayed in this position letting himself relish the taste of the kiss. But, he was that prideful and he needed to break the kiss, to not become prey to Killer’s tactics- oh... too late.
After getting over the initial shock, Killer pulled the small skeleton closer tilting his head to deepen the kiss. The eyeless skeleton already knew he’d miss the sensation of the others lips on his but damn.... he really missed him. He thought he would be satisfied with a kiss, but that wasn’t the case. It only served to bring to surface his buried desire for the other. He needed Nightmare with such intensity that he couldn’t ignore it any longer.
Nightmare let out a few muffled noises of protest as the other pressed their bodies closer. Killer, yet again was trying to take charge of the situation. Typically the violet skeleton would put little to no effort to protest, since he did enjoy letting the other take the lead. Yet, he felt like tonight he needed to put up a little more resistance. He had to play hard to get every now and then. Otherwise, it wouldn’t be any fun, right?
With just as much eagerness, Nightmare pressed his body as close as physically possible. The violet skeleton hissed as their teeth clanked a few times, but it was a sensation he welcomed. The kiss was uncoordinated and chaotic, definitely far from romantic. It had become a battle for dominance and neither of them would surrender.
Except, from the position they were in Nightmare had a slight advantage. He could easily press the other against the bed, and that’s exactly what he was planning on doing. Placing his hands against Killer’s chest, Nightmare used the weight of his body to gently ease the other against the mattress.
The violet skeleton wasn’t necessarily expecting to stay in this position long. Because, Killer enjoyed dominating and topping his partners. Nightmare just wanted to have some fun before allowing Killer to regain control. But, he had to admit, he did enjoy how the eyeless skeleton looked underneath him.
After a few minutes the two finally broke the kiss, and hungrily gasped for air. Their faces were flushed with tones of reds and violets, as they held each other’s gaze. Nightmare’s eyelights were sharp and unwavering, different then their first night together.
After settling down, Killer’s body tensed as he realized the position they were in. He was pinned between the bed and Nightmare. When did this happen? Was he so distracted by the kiss that he’d failed to realize what was happening? It appeared that way. He was at a loss on what to do, should he attempt flip them around? Or should he let Nightmare take control tonight? Anxiety began to churn in his non existent stomach.
“I think.... it’s about time... I take control don’t you think?” Nightmare said between breaths. He was mostly teasing. There was no way the other would submit, not when he was such a strong dominant man. He lightly began tracing Killer ribs through his clothes. He might as well enjoy this while he still can. It was only a matter of time before the other flipped them around.
Killer drew in a shaky breath. Nightmare sure looked excited... He supposed he could let the other dominate for once. “Oh.... I suppose you could....” He was nervous. Being in control was something he was comfortable with, because he knew what to expect, he knew what he needed to do, and it was all predictable. Once he let go of that control, he was at the other’s mercy. That thought terrified him. Not knowing what would happen next... it was unnerving. But, he trusted Nightmare. Surely he wouldn’t do anything to harm him.
Nightmare froze, as he registered what the skeleton underneath him just said. Did he hear him correctly? He was letting him take control? This was unexpected, not that he was disappointed or anything. He was rather surprised. He honestly never expected that he’d ever have an opportunity to top Killer. Nightmare let out a quiet “oh.” Well, now that the initial intensity had dissipated he’d have to reestablish the mood once again.
Nightmare paused for a second wait... this would be the perfect opportunity to relish and appreciate Killer’s ribs to the max! A small smile formed on his lips as drool began to pool in his mouth. Nightmare decided to resume his previous activity of just gently running his hands across the others chest, gently tracing his ribs through his clothes. As he did so, the eyeless skeleton cautiously ran a hand up the others leg. He needed to distract himself, he feared if he didn’t the nerves would overtake him.
He shivered as Nightmare continued to delicately run his hands across his chest. It didn’t feel bad, it was a pleasant sensation but he was too focused on remaining calm that he couldn’t fully enjoy it. He had to constantly remind himself that this is what he wanted. Nightmare wouldn’t hurt him. He knew that if he asked the other would stop. But, Killer wanted this... he really truly did. But the anxiety threatened to engulf him completely. Maybe if he ignored it long enough he’d forget about it....
The violet skeleton furrowed his brow bones. He could tell something was wrong, but he wasn’t entirely sure of what the problem was. Something about Killer seemed off, but what exactly? After a few seconds of observing the skeleton underneath him he realized something. The other skeleton seemed stiff... tense... as if he were nervous? No way.... that wasn’t possible was it? Killer being nervous? The same skeleton who was so boisterous when it came to having intimate relationships with others? There was no possible way.. but then why else would he be so tense?
“Killer... are you nervous?” The violet skeleton asked. He wasn’t being judgmental or anything. He was genuinely curious. Nightmare had never seen Killer in such a state before. So, he wanted to clarify with the taller skeleton to see if he was alright. Surely, if he were nervous he’d say something right? Or maybe not.... granted Nightmare wasn’t exactly the best at communicating his concerns either.
Killer’s eyes widened ever so slightly before scoffing in response. “W-what?? No! Im not... Don’t be ridiculous! Y-You’re the nervous shy one! Why would you ask such a stupid question.”
Nightmare narrowed his eyes slightly, not fully convinced by the other’s answer. He leaned down and placed a delicate kiss on the other’s neck. Killer’s nerves betrayed him, causing him to jump and flinch from the contact. He inwardly cursed at himself, ashamed he couldn’t mask his uneasiness. The violet skeleton pulled away- his brow bones knitted together. “You are nervous....”
Why was Killer so nervous? Did it mean he didn’t want Nightmare to top? Then why didn’t he say something earlier? Was it possible Killer didn’t see him as attractive as before? Perhaps he really didn’t want this after all. Nightmare bite his bottom lip, maybe it was a mistake to have stayed after all. “I shouldn’t have come..... I should probably go....”
Go...? As in leave? No... That’s not what Killer wanted. Despite what his nerves displayed he wanted Nightmare.... he did want this.... it didn’t feel bad... but unfortunately his anxiety was taking over. His fears refused to allow him to relax to enjoy this moment.
He felt the small skeleton begin to climb off, and panic enveloped his senses. No! He immediately reached out for Nightmare’s arm holding him in place. He opened his mouth to say ‘Stay’ but no words came out. Why...? Just why was he like this....? It wasn’t a complicated task... but his body refused to cooperate.
After a few seconds Killer responded with “Fine... I just... don’t get topped often.. it’s been a while since the last time....” His voice strained as he explained himself. He gritted his teeth together. He was absolutely pathetic! Why was he so scared to let go of control?? He wanted this so bad but why did his nerves betray him!! Nightmare wasn’t the type of person who would deliberately hurt him, he knew that! But his stupid mind created the worst case scenarios, and he was powerless to stop it. He just needed to get over it!
Their eyes locked together, and where words failed him- Killer’s eyes did not. Nightmare could see it, even without eyelights it was evident to him what the other was thinking. He was nervous, scared, he felt vulnerable. And even so he could see Killer wanted this as much as he did. He knew better than anyone what that feeling was like, because that was him not long ago. Killer had helped ease his concerns and fears, now it was his turn to return the favor.
“You know.... you have pretty eyes...” The violet skeleton quietly stated as their eyes remained locked together.
Killer’s eyes widened ever so slightly, his chest still pounding from the nerves that refused to disappear. “W-what...?” He wasn’t sure if he heard correctly, what did his eyes have to do with anything?
Nightmare slowly leaned down ensuring he wouldn’t startle the skeleton underneath him. He gently rested his head in the crook of his neck, gently nuzzling it. “You have beautiful eyes...” he repeated himself once more. He placed a soft and delicate kiss on Killer’s neck.
Killer’s breath hitched. Oh... funny how those simple words could have such an impact. His stiff shoulders loosened, evidence that what Nightmare was doing aiding in easing Killer’s anxiety. Nightmare continued to let his head rest near Killer’s neck, allowing him to grow accustomed to it. He wondered... would saying these words in his native tongue make a difference?
“Tienes unos ojos tan bellos... me recuerdan de una noche bajo la luna...” (You have such beautiful eyes... they remind me of a night under the moon...)
“...........”
“Podría mirar entre tus ojos toda una interinidad... nunca me podría cansarme de ellos...” (I could stare at them forever.... I could never grow tired of them...)
How could words he couldn’t understand alleviate his nerves and anxiety? Causing them to dissipate into the air? Killer wasn’t entirely sure, but he thoroughly enjoyed having the small skeleton’s soothing voice whisper in his ‘ear.’ It was a blanket of comfort and warmth that helped ease his worries away. He felt protected... he felt safe.. Huh... strange. He couldn’t recall the last time he’d felt so at peace before, it was.... nice.
Was this a romantic moment..? He wasn’t sure and right now he didn’t care. It was so calming, soothing, unhurried... a complete 180 then what he was used to... and frankly he wanted to absorb it all. Lost in the tender moment they were sharing, Killer couldn’t help but whisper “Moonpie...”
Nightmare froze as the word spilled from Killer’s mouth. He had grown accustomed to hearing the other’s nicknames for him but he’d never heard this one before. Especially not hearing him say it in such an endearing way. “Moonpie.... I... I don’t know what you said but.... please... say it again.”
The violet skeleton took a shuddering breath. It was strange seeing Killer in such a state of vulnerability, it awakened something within him. A sense of possessiveness...? He wasn’t sure if that was the right word, possibly protectiveness... he wanted to provide Killer with anything that he asked for... he wanted to make him feel good... hear him whine and cry out from pleasure... and maybe he could...
“Tus ojos son como una noche bajo las estrellas que iluminan la noche oscura... Me encantan tus ojos.. son tan hermosos...” (Your eyes are like the night sky under the stars that illuminate the dark night.... I love you eyes.... they’re so beautiful....) Nightmare slowly pulled away and gently cupped the skeleton’s face, carefully tracing his cheekbones. “Son un tesoro maravilloso para mi...” (They’re a marvelous treasure for me...)
Killer’s cheeks burned as he stared into those beautiful violet orbs. He was at the complete mercy of the skeleton on top of him, and he was enjoying it. He didn’t mind, not anymore. He knew he was safe, knew there was nothing to worry about, he knew that Nightmare would take care of him. Slowly, he slide a hand underneath Nightmare’s shirt tracing his bottom rib. The small skeleton shivered in response, those fingertips were cool against his heated bones. He took this as a sign to continue, and cautiously leaned down to press his lips against Killer’s.
It was soft and tender. No grating pressure or an intense need to rush, it was relaxed and sweet. It wasn’t like the one that sent an electric current through his bones. No, this was a kiss that gradually warmed their bones from the very core. This kiss was different from the rest they’d both had ever experienced, and they’d be lying if they said they didn’t like it.
Killer didn’t protest his body remained laxed as the kiss carried on, nightmare slowly lifted Killer’s shirt. Allowing him enough time to stop him if he wished, but Killer didn’t put up any resistance or trace of unease. Nightmare gulped as he removed Killer’s shirt exposing his ribs. He hummed as he gazed at his bones. The violet skeleton lightly pressed his lips against the ribs “Tus costillas también son hermosas...” (Your ribs are also beautiful...)
Killer shuddered at his words, he could only assume Nightmare was talking about his ribs. Especially with how intense he was staring at them. It felt strange having someone be so gentle with him. Not bad... just new. The eyeless skeleton swallowed hard as he gathered the courage to remove nightmare’s shirt. The skeleton in question didn’t rush the other, he was patient, allowing the taller to move at his own pace. It was a simple thing to do.. and Killer appreciated the action.
After a few seconds, Killer successfully removed the article of clothing. Man, he’d never seen a set of ribs as beautiful as his. Killer gently traced the smaller’s spine, carefully allowing his hand to glide up his back. He’d always admired Nightmare’s ribs but he never realized how porcelain white they really were. He supposed, that he never realized the small details when he was excited to rush the process.
Killer carefully wrapped his arms around Nightmare, urging him to lean down and press their bodies together once more. Their lips brush against each other. It was still unhurried, soft, and gentle. Funny how such a delicate sensation could have him crave for more. Killer had completely submitted himself to Nightmare, melting under his touch. The two continued on relishing the newfound sensation that this night brought. No need to rush... no time for desperation to settle in... they were just letting the warmth of the other blanket their entire beings as the night progressed.
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The two skeletons lay wrapped underneath the blankets, unwinding from the events that unfolded. Killer was more than satisfied with how the night played out, if the blissful smile on his face was anything to go by. He hummed quietly letting his heavy eyelids close. He felt so at peace that it only took seconds before he let the exhaustion consume him. Nightmare on the other hand had his eyes wide open. He couldn’t sleep. How could he? Nothing made any sense.. not with how this night started and especially not with how it ended.
I mean first Killer apologized to him, practically wanted him to go to his hotel room, and what does nightmare do? He decides to pay the eyeless skeleton a visit. Next, Nightmare apologized which Killer accepted, and just as he was about to leave the other stopped him. He furrowed his brow bones together. Weren’t they meant to just watch a movie as friends? So, how was it that they ended up... like this? Nightmare could blame and say that Killer was going to kiss him either way, but that wasn’t the whole truth. No, had he really wanted he could’ve left-
A soft peaceful sigh escaped Killer’s lips as he shifted to face the violet skeleton, his eyes still closed. This small little action distracted Nightmare from his thoughts. Such delicate and tranquil features displayed on Killer’s sleeping face. The taller’s skeletons chest rose and fell evenly, and Night felt his soul skip a beat. It was similar to that morning after their first night. When he’d resist the urge to kiss the other, but today was different.
He wasn’t scared anymore, he wasn’t angry nor bitter, there was no negative emotions that impaired his thoughts. No, just an undeniable warmth that swirled within his core. He shook his head attempting to push those emotions aside. He wasn’t an idiot... or he liked to think he wasn’t.
Nightmare stared at the skeleton before lightly tracing the sleeping skeleton’s lips. Finally, he gave in to his desire, that he once ignored that morning and brushed his lips against the others for a few seconds.
A small smile formed on his lips as he turned around in the sheets. He should get some rest, surely it was the lack of sleep that was clouding his judgment. What else would explain these strange emotions that kept probing at his soul.
Because, he’d be a fool to fall for a playboy sleep around, right?
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Alright here is the final chapter of Killer Night(s)! Gotta say this chapter had some of my favorite scenes- ones that I thoroughly enjoyed writing.
I can’t get into too much detail as to why Killer was so nervous, yet! (Another time for another story) but perhaps gayfish (and I) could share the headcanons we have regarding Killer’s backstory!
Also! @help-im-a-gay-fish was the one who came up with the idea of Nightmare mentioning Killer had beautiful eyes, and that it helped calm Killer down (that whole tender moment actually was gayfish idea!)
I really enjoy Killer and Nightmare’s early relationship days.
Story inspired by @help-im-a-gay-fish (and inspiration also came from @atosofficial)
Studio AU/ Studioverse by @zu-is-here
Nightmare belongs to @jokublog
Killer belongs to @rahafwabas/ @rahofy-sketch
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theghostbeaters · 5 years ago
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my timeline of thoughts during my tlou 2 play through (bad and good and maybe even some silly) just let me vent because i can’t stop thinking about it tbh
- i was away from the internet for months because i didn’t want to be spoiled for anything, so when i started to play i had only the deceitful trailers to go by
- the beginning felt pretty normal for the last of us. they started you in the town and then on patrol for your hour of tutorial basically. i also remember thinking the recap of the first game was so nice because i liked seeing their younger selves in the new graphics
- abby was introduced, and like i said i had no clue what was going on because i had not been spoiled so my mind was going a mile a minute on wtf abby and co. were up to. when they spotted jackson my initial thought was maybe they do want joel and they will be the main antagonists? joel and ellie will have to fight them??? but because of the trailers, death of any sort wasn’t on my mind.
- i also had a very odd and pure hatred for owen’s voice, lol. i don’t know what it was but omg from the moment he spoke till his last breath i would always be like “why is he speaking like that??” in the back of my head.
- that scene happened. i’m a crier i’ll admit, but this was something else. I felt shocked, nauseous, numb. I don’t think I actually even cried till I saw the tombstone i was so taken aback by the way they went about this. I don’t care if they are fictional characters. It has been 7 years since the first game came out and almost 5 years that they released the first trailer for part 2. I did not wait this long, excited to see two of the most important characters to me in such realistic graphics get their fucking head caved in. at the very very least a fade to black and then to the tombstone would have gotten the same reaction you wanted from me, but it would have been done in a way less cruel way.
- i took about a 3 hour break. i could not get that image out of my head and it was really starting to upset me more then any media should. i don’t care or want to hear about any walking dead or apocalypse setting trope. it will never be edgy, deep, or meaningful to kill a favorite character in that manner. I want to state that again. In that manner. If they had killed joel in a more tactful way I could have possibly liked the game more.
-i remember thinking it felt forced. like the creators wanted this narrative so badly they seemed to go through hoops and hurdles to get there. there was a random horde that seemed to disappear as quick as it came, abby just gets lucky and has joel and tommy save her and then they go straight to the lions den? would joel from the first game be so quick to do that? Wait was she 100% sure just from two peoples names this was the guy she wanted? Ellie gets there just in time to see the final blow and then the others only get there just in time to miss everything and not be able to help? Whats going on??? This feels too structured and not genuine?? 
- going into his house was just as painful. i’m sorry but i’m going to bring this back up a lot-  if they would had just killed him in a more tactful manner i would have praised the way these little scenes were done. grabbing his watch, ellie smelling his clothes, seeing the pictures of sara and ellie, looking at his workshop and seeing how well he can carve! I couldn’t appreciate it the way I wanted to because I couldn’t get that image out of my head. i was literally bawling the entire time. 
-REVENGE TIME BEGINS:
+so the first scene was set: ellie wanted to go to seattle for revenge, dina was going to go with her, and tommy had already left. I remember having two thoughts here
  +“please tell me its going to be more then ellie just going on a revenge spree and then at the end she doesn’t kill abby because morals / murder is bad / not everything is black and white kind of tropes.” 
  +and “i have a wild feeling tommys gonna be like the only person that makes it out alive. he did it in the first game somehow hes gonna weasel his way free in this one.”
-ELLIES SEGMENTS:
+the graphics are amazing the sceneries are some of the most beautiful i have seen in a game. and it didn’t stop there. every area was amazing. I think most can agree to this. 
+i was determined, no matter what else the game threw at me i was going to see it through to the end and try very hard to visualize it the way the creators wanted it to be visualized. even if i didn’t agree or didn’t like parts, i figured hey the first game was so good this has to revive itself.
+i really liked the gameplay, it was a finer tuned version of the first game. i also liked the idea of the map and how it actively showed you different locations and crossed them out when you were done. but in the back of my head i was thinking “wow this would have all been so neat in the first game”. I shouldn’t be thinking about the first game. I should be enjoying this one.
+i was getting concerned none of the new characters were getting as much character development and love as some of the characters in the first one. I liked dina a lot, and by the very end of the game she did feel pretty rounded out (i especially liked her in the farm segment)  but the beginning and middle seemed almost more focused on “this is ellies girlfriend” instead of “this is dina”. I felt the same with jesse. I liked him but nothing stood out as much as it could and should have. I got more from tess in the short amount of time she was in the first game.
+there were certain segments that felt way more horror like and scary then in the first game and I loved them a lot. The new enemy (shambler) was cool and the settings where they used red lighting looked amazing. I also really loved the new take on stalkers. They were way harder to find and I found myself on edge to get jumped by one during those sections. They funny enough reminded me of dead space stalkers and i thought they were an improvement from the first games.
+at this point i pretty much understood what the creators were going for plot wise, but i personally just didn’t think it was needed. 1) i’m confident the majority of hardcore last of us fans already understand the concept of how every character can be good and bad and that not everything is black and white. we didn’t need to see one beloved character die horribly and the other be in that much pain and lose herself to understand that. 2) did we not pretty much already cover this concept in the first game? but....better? you remember...the ending?
- ELLIES FLASHBACKS:
+ of course I enjoyed them. its what i needed from a sequel. its what the whole game should have been, at least for me personally. the birthday flashback was the highlight of the entire game. i needed it so badly after the mind numbing, emotionally exhausting, weird out of place plot was putting me through. I was glad to finally see how ellie felt about the ending of the first game. but trying to crunch all that in 4 cutscenes? I just don’t feel like it was enough. you basically gave me one scene per year of joel and ellies relationship and you felt like that was enough to let me digest almost 5 years they spent in jackson?
- ABBYS SECTIONS:
+call me an optimist or maybe just stupid i’m not sure but when it rolled over and said “hey take over and check out the life of joel’s killer” my first thought was okay so i was right they want a “”nothing is black and white”” narrative but maybe doing it this way will be new and fresh? I can get through this and enjoy it? .... Its just not a fully possible reality and how could it be? had it been the first game in the series maybe it would had worked, but of course no matter how hard I tried I just felt disassociated from abby because I was already close to joel and ellie. I understood her reasons. I understood the narrative you were going for. I understood the damn parallels. I’m not an evil person that would just laugh about what happened to her dad, but how can you not understand as writers that a huge majority might be able to understand it, but still won’t be able to enjoy it. It felt so pushed and shoved into my face that I couldn’t enjoy it if i wanted to because the game just kept screaming “LOOK AT THE PARALLELS THO!!!”
+abbys dad seemed forced and out of place too. when abby and co. first killed joel i didn’t even think fireflies tbh. I thought it was something he did before he met ellie, or something he did during the 5 years in jackson. like yeah i got it, its not the worse backstory in the world but when put in context to the first game it just doesn’t make sense to me to use as the narrative you want to portray in the second game. maybe i’m nitpicking here but from all the personal notes and all the tapes you can read and listen to about the fireflies in the first game it makes it hard to believe the majority of fans would care for the second games narrative at all. they already made their decisions. it at the very least just seems like bad salesmanship? but maybe they already knew that and thats why the trailers were all lies? (just my thoughts at the time remember) 
+and oh god was the character development even worse for abbys friends. at least they tried to give abby a rounded character development that mirrored ellies but if you think ellies friends barely got character development, abbys friends got almost zero. I didn’t care about a single one. they felt so flimsy and husk like. “this is the boy she likes” “this is a medic friend” “this guy likes sex alot” “this is dog, so of course you like dog”
+I mean its great everyone was able to be so different. abby is muscular, ellie is a lesbian, there were many poc, dina is jewish, they brought in a trans character....but how can i enjoy any of it when more than half of these characters felt put in just to be there instead of well rounded characters you can appreciate for good or bad?
+the sex scene with her and owen was the scene where i personally felt myself giving up. it felt so much like this game wanted to be an HBO classic instead of just a video game that i felt myself detaching even more. (also whats up with owens voice??? lol)
+GROUND ZERO was a very good chapter. That shit was spooky in all the good ways, it felt a lot like dead space with the plastic everywhere, THE BIG ASS MONSTER HAD ME ON MY KNEES. The chase scene up to the actual boss fight was A+. Here is the one catch though - I forgot I was playing as abby. It felt more like just playing first person. Not a character at all. I don’t think that is how you want your game to be played, and no it wasn’t my intention. 
+I wish yara and lev had gotten more screen time. the game was so focused on the abby vs ellie thing and shoving it down your throat that most the side characters got washed out, these two included. Their story was interesting and it would had been nice to see more of them instead of whatever the weird love triangle abby had going on with her two friends I couldn’t care less about. (i stg chances were given, but as i previously stated they felt more like husks of characters then fully rounded ones.)
+getting hunted by tommy was actually a pretty cool highlight of the game for me. and even for a narrative i didn’t personally like it was a good idea to do! it reminded me of the sniper section (but holy hell tommys a better shot lol) and david’s hide and seek section in the first game which i thought was very well done. 
+this is when i went “oh maybe i was wrong, tommys gonna die. i give him a 20% chance of survival now that abby saw his face
-THEATER TIME
+why in the all out hell would you ever think it would be a good idea to tell the player to go after ellie? no matter what narrative? lmao. I died here the most literally for the soul fact i was scared there might be some kind of choice so i wouldn’t mash QTEs as fast as i normally would. and when i found out no, you just gotta power through it i literally found myself going through this 10 minute segment going “but i don’t want to do this”, “i really dont want to do this”, “do i have to do this?” “why do i gotta do this?” and yes i still understood your narrative but it doesn’t matter. it was just awkward. 
+This is where personally I would have put the cali segment if I really wanted to go with a narrative I still say didn’t need to happen because we already went through it in the first game, and then the happy farm bit at the end. 
-FARM
+i felt the game was going on too long and i was literally screaming at my screen to just end my suffering when i realized there was more after seattle. adding the extra PTSD scene just felt like an added fuck you towards the fans. I said it once, I’ll say it 1000x that scene with joel was seared into my brain already. I didn’t need that literal jumpscare. I already knew what ellie was going through dammit I was going through it with her! Let the girl and me for that matter have a bit of happiness after what you put us through!
+holy hell tommy fucking lived. he fucking lived. that mother fucker. hes the new telltales kenny. 
-SANTA BARBARA
+I said previously this section should have some how been merged into the seattle ending. I couldn’t tell you how honestly, but keeping it dragging like they did was so emotionally draining. it didn’t give me any feeling but more sadness and torment for a favorite character that didn’t deserve this kind of treatment. ellie looked so skinny and sad here. and i feel like it was what the creators were going for? because abby ended up looking just as sad looking. The ending fight was so sad and pathetic. I felt bad for both of them and that is what the creators wanted right? but at what cost? most of your fans, if they even managed to play this far, so emotionally drained and tired that they end up hating the game or not wanting to play it again? 
-ENDING
+so how do i feel now that i finished it? overall there were more cons than pros for me. as i said numerous times before this narrative is not new, this narrative was not needed. this narrative definitely shouldn’t have been lied about through trailers. this narrative was basically done better in the first game anyways. the ending did not give me “sad but hopeful”. it just left me empty and depressed. I don’t see myself playing this game ever again. 
+If anyone was able to enjoy it I’m truly happy you were able to and these were all just my personal thoughts and opinions while playing the game. I don’t hate anyone that liked it, I don’t even hate abby. I just personally hate they wrote a narrative that felt so forced down your throat in all the wrong ways. I hate that I wasn’t ready for that joel scene because it still hurts to think about. I hate thinking about how sad ellie looked and how they were both treated. It just wasn’t healthy for me tbh is the best way I can put it. 
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🍵- i'm so sorry if my age makes you uncomfortable!! just lmk and i can stop interacting w you if you feel Uncomfy, i don't mind!
YES 👏THE👏MANGA👏ART👏 i honestly got vol1 of kuro bc i love the art sm. r!ciel is FREAKY he's being used by undertaker and he wants to destroy o!ciel?? but at the same time he loves him?? i cannot read his character and it scares me
i'm excited to see haru's char develop then!! i was watching s1 yelling at haru tbh JSNSJSN rin's shark teeth kinda scare me, but i love him anyway ^^ bakugou is tbh the only reason i got into the anime fandom,, i heard this one tiktok audio, wondered who it was and fell, hook, line, and sinker. i don't even like tiktok 😭 i really love his character & it'll always hold a close place in my heart bc i relate to him so much and i never thought media could express that, ig!!
AND OH GOD THE MIDORIYA X BAKUGOU FIGHT 😭😭 THAT ONE SCENE WHERE HIS FACE IS FULL OF PURE EMOTION AND PAIN 😭😭 THAT'S MY FAVE SCENE OF ALL TIME 😭😭
no, no, i don’t mind interacting as long as YOU don’t mind talking with this old fart <3
omg, i also got a couple volumes of the kuroshitsuij manga as well! they’re pretty high up compared to other manga </3 but i’ve seen killer manga with killer art selling at $20, so i can’t complain about kuroshitsuji ;v; same, what is up with him, o!ciel is literally gonna get anxiety and all that shit and i just want to offer him a hug?? god, i remember when it was new info, i looked up theories online and people were pointing out many panels that showed that there was a twin all along, and i got the shivers bye
lmfaooo T.T ur gonna be hella frustrated bc it’s slow, slow, SLOW, he is so SLOW aiyah wow, bakugou as ur anime lure, i’m not sure if this is true, but i think in the beginning hella ppl hated bakugou lmfao 😔✌️ i don’t have tik tok either, but i feel like an audio that bakugou would or did get trending would be his oi oi oi
AND YEAH, HE WAS SO BROKEN, BLAMING HIMSELF FOR ALL MIGHT’S FALL AND HE’S LIKE why you?! i’ve always been ahead of u, at the top of the class blah blah and it really, really, REALLY sucks, bc when ur always praised as a child and put on the pedestal for ur achievements, u start thinking of urself as special, as someone gifted, and suddenly,  when placed with a bunch of other students, esp someone who u always thought had no skill compared to u, u suddenly feel so normal, like every praise that u were given was a lie bc there r others out there who have the potential to be as great or even greater than u :/ and the fact that midoriya was chosen by the person they both look up to, someone who bakugou wishes to surpass--I!! kjsdlkfsf bakugou :’(
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