#GOD THIS SO GOOD IMMA CRY

[turtle-ask]

//OOC reblog

"Small Weather Miracle" - Kim/Harry gift for my secret santa

Here is my @palestaticexchange scret santa gift for @turtle-ask!

Something with skills, so here is my fic in the style of Disco Elysium gameplay, of Harry giving a gift to Kim! And many skills are here to make it happen!

Here is the AO3 link, and some previews!

Please enjoy! Rating and tags under the cut! :D

Rating:

General Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandom:

Disco Elysium (Video Game)

Relationship:

Harry Du Bois/Kim Kitsuragi

Characters:

Harry Du Bois

Kim Kitsuragi

Additional Tags:

Christmas Party

Sinterlukas is St.Nicholas in here we will make our own Christmas

kimharry is happening in the future

Christmas Fluff

Heartwarming

Hugs

Christmas Presents

Harry Du Bois' Skills talking

Video Game Mechanics

Written in the Style of the Game Disco Elysium

mention of alcohol (in an office party setting)

they are not a romantic couple yet but it might happen in the future

they...

formatted for mobile

Language: English Collections: Pale Static Exchange Stats: Published:2023-12-27

Words:4 039

Reading time:20 mins

Chapters:1/1

[lidera-aro]

Imagine Odysseus taking one of those ‘who is your godly parent?’ Test(for fun ofc)

He gets Athena, and it’s rlly fluffy, happy mentor-mentee moment-

Until Hermes see that

He weeps(dramatically, ofc) so shocked about such a betrayal, Athena how dare you steal my great-grandson??

[numberfiveisback]

y'know I haven't once seen any confirmation for The Crying Child's name... Is it actually Dave/David? I keep seeing people say that it is

[the-bi-space-ace]

I'm working on my Modern AU rn and I swear, writing this is healing pieces of me I didn't even know still hurt

[phantomram-b00]

Listening to “Everybody wants to rule the world” is not GO/Aziraphlae Kinnie friendly (yet I still listen to the song-)

[that-was-anticlimactic]

one of the worst feelings ever is wanting to write but your hands hurt too much or the words just don’t want to work so you just sit there staring at a half finished doc with tears in your eyes bc you want to write and you need to write but everything is telling you that you can’t

[acid-rainclouds]

NIMONA GOOD

[woundedheartwithin]

LMFAO Saeko’s reaction to Ichiban’s proposal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[miraculousbohemian]

I have to go to the eye Doc on, guess which date? OCTOBER 16TH, TWENTY TWENTY FUCKING THREE

[still-july]

CHIBUEZE IHUOMA I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

i cannot be the first person to post this here but i am going so fucking insane about the gaia music collective's one day choir singing wait for me. the opening harmonies are you KIDDING me

[ghostighostly-oldaccount]

School is just torture made specifically for autistics by the government im convinced

[operationblanketfort]

You ever know in your head that two things at the same time is just a coincidence but your heart can’t let it go?

[elliefuckinwilliams]

Subby!Ellie <3

subby slightly bratty ellie cause i think you deserve it! okay love you bye

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

♡ everyone always thinks she's top but the secret is that she's a bottom bitch

♡she's a whinnier

♡ if you attention is off of her for one second she'll start crying

♡ she loves eating you out and making you feel good

♡ if you're not in the mood she'll keep her head between your legs so she can just inhale you she's basically drooling

♡ alwaysss needy in public

♡ always has to have her hands on you in some way

♡ loves overstim and edging really anything that gets her attention

♡ ellie is pretty tough in public but behind closed doors she's your needy baby

♡ she has perfected the broke bf pose even tho when yall go out you're always using her card

♡ she can be a brat when she doesn't get her way

♡ the brat thing only last so long until she's between your legs satisfying you and herself

♡ incredibly possessive in a way that's probably not normal for other people but yall are anything BUT normal. "why were talking to that cashier for so long baby?! did they want you?! do they know we're together?! imma go tell em!" "ellie baby they we're trying to sell me a credit card calm down."

♡ loves to be strapped

♡ enjoys the feeling of riding the strap, holding your hands to ground herself as she's moves up and down the length of it "nngh fuck baby you're so deep it feels so good."

♡ wraps her legs around you to get a deeper thrust when you're fucking her

♡ rarely takes it from behind because she loves to see your face as you're fucking her

♡ but when she does she's shoving her face into the pillow sobbing from the pleasure and angle she's being fucked. "please please please yes oh-oh my god faster."

♡ always gives fucked out i love yous

♡ i love you, i love you i love youuu

♡ she's so cute i love herrrrr

[luckywolfsbane]

oh, wait. oh SHIT. i just realized.

at the end of sksw (spoilers) fi says "good luck." before now, i was just like "oh that's a heavy line cuz she cares" NO. that's not all there is to it.

directly before this, she gives link a 0% chance of coming back before either he or demise is dead. this just cements that this is a showdown. this is a final boss. yeah, but it's only after that that she says good luck. Fi knows the probability of Link winning this battle. She knows. but she won't say.

robots don't believe in luck. and neither does fi. but she wishes her master good luck anyway because she knows that if she gives him the facts, he's gonna be thinking about it. it's going to cause even MORE stress than he's already under. it'll give him even less of a fighting chance. Fi says good luck to preserve the dwindling chance of salvation, yes, but she also does it to preserve Link.

Luck is such a sentimental damn thing. it is as intrinsic to humanity as hope is. as GRATITUDE is. Fi isn't human. but she expresses these things after the long quest that led them both to the Sealed Grounds thousands of years ago. She's changed. She's grown. and even if she doesn't believe in luck, she says it anyway, knowing that it will be better for Link.

so. OW.

[madamechrissy]

Ice Cream

SFW-Satoru Gojo x Pregnant wifey reader drabble- fluff

"I look like a whale." You're sobbing as you walk into the living room, padding on your swollen ankles, Satoru looks up at you from his phone, setting it down, blue eyes narrowing.

"You look beautiful, what!? Stop being mean to my wife right now!" He stomps up to you, putting his hands on your round tummy, you're about eight months pregnant with his baby boy.

"S-Satoru..." Your tears keep falling, you're sniffling as you look at your handsome husband, who's holding you so gently with his big hands. "You're so gorgeous... and Imma whale."

He holds you to him now, sighing, you feel his cool breath against your cheek, your huge tummy pressing against him, baby kicking every which way. "You're no whale, maybe an Orca, they're cute!"

You're sobbing even more now, and he's sputtering, waving his limbs around as you do. "An Orca!?"

"Oh my god, but they're cute! Baby, stop, stop." He's brushing your hair back, his own white hair falling over his brow, pretty lips pouting. "You're beautiful, you're just carrying our son. He's gonna be all tall and lanky like his dad ha!"

"It's not f-funny. I'm a mess. Ow!" Your baby kicks your rib hard, making you inhale, and Satoru gets down on his knees now, lifting your shirt, kissing one of the new stretch marks. "They're ugly."

"They're pretty just like you. Hey baby..." He murmurs to your tummy, rubbing it up and down. "Give your mama a break for a few, I need to take her somewhere."

You're brushing his silky hair back, exhaling as your baby calms, and Satoru looks up at you under snowy lashes, so precious he breaks your heart. You take several breaths. "He listens to you already."

"He does." Satoru kisses your tummy, standing now. "Now you, missy, get on those sexy frog slippers, we're going to the store."

"I'll not wear those out!" You giggle now as he cups your face, stroking the apple of your cheek with his thumb. Your hands slide up his strong chest, around his neck as you tip toe precariously, pulling his face down. "Where are we going, Toru?"

"To get you ice cream, lots of it. Every flavor. Until your pretty face is smiling again." You're crying ridiculously now, but your lips do tremulously smile, as he kisses you gently.

"Ice cream huh? That sounds good." He swipes your tears, smirking down at you.

"I'll eat more than you!"

"Wanna bet?" He's laughing now, as he studies how cute you are, so round with his baby, he's helping you put on your shoes, pecking kisses on your tummy over and over.

"I love you, Toru." You whisper, as he's standing now, smiling down at you, his azure eyes glittering.

"I love both of you. My cute little orca." You glare now, and panic sets on his pretty face. "Oh, shit."

Aha just some fluff!! <3 Also I attempted to make a divider loll

[that-was-anticlimactic]

stop drawing cole ninjago with cake challenge