#GOD HE'S SO BEEFY
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beefy tank Gotham Knights Jason Todd by Nick Robles
#jason todd#gotham knights#red hood#dc comics#nick robles#jason todd x reader#red hood x reader#GOD HE'S SO BEEFY#NEED HIM TO RUIN ME#stardust:txt#1k#2k
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I work in health care which means I get paid to weigh people for a living and if there is one thing people can’t do correctly, it’s guess weight.
Idk why.
Idk who this will help, but Ghost is probably clocking a good 118kg/260lbs, do with that what you will and God Bless.
#which means Konig is probably pushing 300 or more?????? oh my fucking god#please crush me in that mountain man sandwich#glory glory what a hell of a way to die#simon ghost riley#ghost x reader#i mean ??? largely guessing because we dont have a canon height#but he’s a BEEFY boi so if he’s like 6’2 on the lower end???#I’m currently mid-move so I cant work on writing but don’t say I didn’t contribute to the fandom this weekend
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sometimes i forget how Big suguru is and then i reread star vs oil and it’s like ohhhh . need to be smothered in that man’s chest so fucking bad
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THE KILLERS | "Dying Breed" in Dublin, Ireland (June 12th, 2024)
"So tonight, the next song is our song it's about making a promise and keeping it. It's about showing up. This is a special thing we have. We're a Dying Breed."
#literally SHOT OUT OF BED to gif this#oh my GOD ohmy GOD he looks exactly how he should look for the anniversary tour for hot fuss i'm losing my MIND#he's hot sweaty beefy and botox free JUST HOW I LIKE HIM. we are SO BACK#dskjbgkjbkjbkb... don't hmu actually#*#tkedit#thekillersedit#the killers#brandon flowers#bandedit#dailymusicians#dailymenedit#dailymalecelebs#usermusicdaily#mancandykings#flawlessgentlemen#dilfgifs#userairam#usersavana
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that stupid face and those stupid chips~🎃
#god his pants need to be tighter#i need to seE HIS THIGHS#i need more thighs#i need his tummy#look at his fucking ARM#beefy frank is my fucking favorite#so so many places to b i t e#he’s fucking perfect#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#frnkiero#mcr5#mcrmy#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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Okay, guys, I need yall to remember something important.
I am a writer, not an artist.
I wanted to color so damn bad. And I wanted to get the images of the character designs I had out of my head.
But I'm so bad at drawing and you can tell which characters gave me major issues.
@inkedbyash had to fix a few of my issues but I'm a hopeless case.
Anyways, the writing of my story is better than my drawing skills, but here's how I imagine the crew when they're older. (The popular kids will be in a second post)
#please look away from Kwan#he gave me the most issues being so beefy#god please give me drawing skills soon#fanfiction#danny phantom#all the bases for the poses came from mellonsoup#of all the stories in the stars ours has yet to be told
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He makes me want to THROW UP!!!!!!!!!
#thank god he had hockey cause homie would not be an academic#would slaughter millions for him#love him so much it’s hard to contain#what the FUCK!!#matthew knies#matty knies#kniesy#toronto maple leafs#my big beefy guy
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Words cannot express how tempted I am to write a side piece to FF that details GS’ POV from finding out her grandson got stabbed to the reveal.
I want to show her full commitment to the bit. Getting Paul to assist her, listening in as Andrew and Neil talked in the car, her thoughts regarding all of this, Wymack having texted her exactly where she needed to go beforehand, her going up to the receptionist and pretending she doesn’t know English to sell the bit further, the stroke of luck that is dear sweet Nicholas, Squeezing the SHIT out of Wymack’s hand so he doesn’t rat her out because he KNOWS she’s speaks English, and the realization that is “Aw shit, they’re good kids Sara and you’ve already lied to this extent already. Time for the Smith family tradition of ‘COMMIT.’”
#The girls at her knitting circle are gonna have a fucking LAUGH#This is so embarrassing#Oh she thought the worst of that nice Andrew boy#Oh god she needs to knit something as an apology#What would that sweet young man like?#She's already planning a rainbow scarf for sweet and handsome Nicholas#He has those arm bands maybe she could knit him a nice pair for when it's cold out#She brought black yarn#Andrew thinks she's still a little miffed but she's just trying to figure out measurements on his arms#He's got nice beefy arms#she'll make sure they have some give#Oh and she was standoffish to Captain Neil he needs a gift.#I mean Christmas is around the corner#Suddenly GS has a lot of knitting to do#Fluent Freshman AU
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diff anon but i saw mingyu and iwaizumi and jumped to my feet likeeee mingyu whenever he wears a white vest FR
U MEAN LIKE THIS
#dONT EVEN GET ME STAAAAARTED#oh my god#literally 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 he makes me ILL!!!!!!!!!!#i cant believe this#how is he so#how is he#he is my official iwaizumi rl counterpart#im losing it#anon#ask#rep#hes so beefy and i say this with respect to the rest of the physiques of kidols
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the untwinkification of bill skarsgård is so evident and real
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i always hear about fire fighter steve, but what about fire fighter eddie??
#shut up freak 🫧#i mean both is good#but the way i would be calling up the fire department 😵💫#god he would be so BEEFY
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I wish Stephenie Meyer had the sense to make Caius originally from Sparta since that makes the most sense in my head (but no, god forbid she give any of the Volturi a time period in history that's well documented to allow for character building), even if it would make him chronologically the youngest of the three kings rather than the oldest. He just reads like a hot headed Spartan general to me, and it'd better explain his behaviors in the books.
That and I want to somewhat feasably be able to say I want to semi-seriously crack-ship him with Kratos. I wanna say that those two had something going on in the Spartan barracks with my full chest and just watch the world burn behind me.
These are the thoughts that can only possibly come from my own stupid brain. You only get premium brainrot content from me.
#although I don't think smeyer would have even considered it#because spartans respected women to an unheard of degree for the time#and you know the only example of physical abuse towards a woman in the books is caius slapping irina#which sends me into a rage whenever i remember it#like if you're gonna be blatantly obvious that you hate one character more than any other#at least have the guts to say it to my face because it's so obvious he's the punching bag for everyone else#and the sadism is mindless like girl be fr way to put so much effort into making the only sensible character the least likeable#you can pry spartan general caius who's a wife guy that respects women more than the other volturi out of my cold dead hands#maybe that's fundamentally altering the character but who cares#stephenie meyer sure as fuck does not#you know what now shipping caius and kratos is out of sheer spite#twink spartan general and his beefy spartan general fellow soldier slash intimate bunk mate#i'm not tagging god of war or twilight i'm not gonna inflict 1d6 psychic damage on innocent victims#if this is meant to break containment then the gods will provide it's not up to me#fishgills speaks
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#god taehyung looks so beefy#he’s actually insane#let me pretend I’m not having an actual meltdown over this#the man you are kim taehyung 😮💨
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#HELP ME#save me beefy Sam#oh my GOD he’s so perfect#HIP ARM CHEST MOUTH#oh this is really really bad for me#also this is from Boston….this was the Sam that pointed at me and winked….#sam kiszka
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head empty no thought only buck tummy <3
#no thats not a typo i genuinely mean TUMMY#he so beefy and Lorge and i am Biting Him aggressively#that picture has ruined my fucking life oh god
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