#GO TEAM AQUA

[spitblaze]

I like it when. Men have tits

[parasitoidism]

They really did strike gold with team Aqua and team Magma is the thing like for one having the rival organizations is fun to begin with but what really elevates it is the fact that they are both staffed and led by insane and kind of stupid people

[shiaawtheharmless]

Nailgun World!

(Frag to Frag - Nail To Nail)

also a wip of an avenged sevenfold album stuff

[syn4k]

hey i know everyone's excited about mcc pink parrots but can we please just pause for a moment and talk about aqua axolotls. This is going to be a homosexual trainwreck of a team i can already tell

i might actually watch mcc for once in my life because of this because like. i need to witness this

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Colress: I need advice for arranging a date with Grimsley.

Archie: Well, first you-

Maxie: No. Don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDoodle's bathroom.

Colress:

Colress: And you said yes?

[njsg]

Team Galactic Commanders Mercury and Neptune

Scenes are references to OHtMF.

Like, the fic at one point mentions that Archie “seduced” Jupiter to distract her from capturing a Lake Guardian. It was kinda glossed over but I found it hilarious and was dying to see how Maxie would’ve reacted.

The last scene in this post is directly pulled from the fic. Where Maxie confronts Archie about his attitude ever since they were abducted by Galactic.

[dandelionvirus]

Idk what more ridiculously rule breaking thing I want more

Brain figuring out time travel in a way to bring all the wrongfully dead in the mobile games to come together and beat the shit out of MoM in unison

Or the dandelion leaders all being adults and not ghosts (other than ven) and telling Sora and co to get the fuck out of the way this is their fight to finish with MoM or the foretellers or whatever

[pokemonpeoplesmashorpass]

Smash or pass? Matt

[team-aqua-official]

Almost 2am

Boyfriend's asleep

Me resisting the urge to dye our dogs blue

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Happy World Ocean Day! We hate Team Aqua here 🖕

I hope they all drown

[melonthesprigatito]

Screaming and crying screaming and crying screaming and crying screaming and crying-

I understand thinking Meganium is the worst Grass Starter (even thought it's my second favourite Grass final evolution :c) because it's moveset sucks

I understand thinking Emboar is the worst Fire Starter because it's the third Fire/Fighting Type and people were sick of them (even though his design inspiration is FUCKING AWESOME because it's based on Journey to the West like Infernape is and it's a FLAMING BOAR)

But Quaquaval? FUCKING QUAQUAVAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Haters can't handle a fruity Carnivale duck, so sad. 😔

[spitblaze]

If you want to visit Japan but don't know any Japanese I have good news for you, and that news is that as long as you know a handful of words/phrases, have Google translate on your phone, and mostly stick to big cities, you'll generally be able to get by just fine.

The words you'll need the most are:

Sumimasen (soo-mee-mah-sehn): this is gonna be your most used word. It's 'sorry' and 'excuse me' and the word you use to get someone's attention, all rolled into one. Bump into someone on the train? Gotta squeeze past someone in Shinjuku? Need to get a waitstaff's attention? Sumimasen is your best friend.

Arigato (ah-ree-gah-tow): you probably already know this one! It means 'thank you'. Employees will give you 'arigato gozaimasu', but just an 'arigato' in return is generally enough. If you wanna sound more natural, drag the last syllable out a bit (arigatoo).

Kore (koh-reh): means 'this one'. Generally at restaurants you can point to something on the menu and they'll get the gist, but in the case that you can't do that (or you're at a place that doesn't have a menu. Like a normal store or something lol) and you wanna indicate something u want, pointing at it and saying 'kore' will get the point across.

Nihongo sukoshii (Nee-hone-go soo-kouh-shee) 'Only a little Japanese'. 'Nihongo' is 'Japanese' and 'sukoshii' is 'a little' (if you've ever heard 'just a skosh', it's derived from sukoshii!) Best used before showing someone something you plugged into Google translate on your phone in my experience lol

Toire ka? (Tow-ee-reh kawh): basically just, 'bathroom?' 'Ka' is what you tack onto any sentence to indicate that it's a question, 'toire' is the Japanese approximation of the word 'toilet'.

There iiiiis obviously a lot more Japanese that can help BUT like these are the phrases ur gonna use the most at least as far as I've been here. I'm not gonna say 'rely on ur anime knowledge' bc ur gonna look like a dumbass if u say 'dattebayo' to ppl but if you've managed to pick up. Idk. 'Matte' (wait) and 'kudasai' (please) and 'sugoi' (cool [like figuratively, like someone's outfit is cool, not temperature]) that will definitely help. Just like. Make sure beforehand that you're right. Maybe do a few duolingo courses lol

[akplosionz]

there was a misunderstanding in the dress code

[chaserainbows]

For funnies!! Boss battle for May and either Kris ( @kriistalclear ) or Nami ( @mnstcrbnll )

Send me “Boss Battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when your muse fights mine as a boss.

May vs Kris, battle of the Johto divas

May vs Nami, technically very ominous but not really

[amitysmischief]

well, since the leaks are pretty much true, i'm just gonna say that i was right and everyone was wrong and i feel completely satisfied with myself

[eternapocalypse]

Remembering that everything in eternapocalypse basically happens at once.

Oh dear lord save them all