#GML God

[goodmorningdove]

Pros of psdk + rpg maker:

Designed to make pokemon fan games. Literally that is what it is for. All the resouces i will find for psdk will explain how to make a pokemon game. Most systems are pre-made and i will just have to add in my pokemon, maps, and npcs

Cons of psdk + rpg maker:

I have never used either of these programs. Also it might be 3 programs??? One tutorial was like "next we're gonna open ruby" and i... what?? Ruby?? A third program? Dear god.

Also i dont know if i'll be able to do some of the more unique things that i want to do with my pkmn fan game!

Pros of gamemaker:

I know how to use game maker! Also, using it to create a pokemon fangame will further elevate my gamemaker skills. Also I know for certain i can do whatever the hell i want with it

Cons of gamemaker:

I will have to do it all from nothing. There are no gamemaker pokemon templates. It will be hell.

[a-lonely-goldfish]

God Learns Ships

(No beta, we die like real men)

"Carlson!" The room was quite so perfectly quite before the literal embodiment of unstoppable power came in the room. Carlson never quit understood God. God had all control, power, and knowledge at the tips of his fingers yet he was a totally dumb ass. It kind of made sense how god was a totally dumb ass, for better content.

"Carlson are you even listening?" God winded once again computer in hand. Being snapped out of Carlson's inner dialog he looked up from his work, it was less work and more of tutoring humans until something interest happened. "what is it?"

"Not even a hello? Someone's moody have you been hanging out with Lucy? Anyways do you know what a ship is?"

"that was way to many questions, slow down". This was another thing he didn't quit understand about God at first. You would think God would command respect, be the type of person who could get what they want with a glance. But if anyone was picking it up by now god was not that at all. Who ever wrote the bible sucked at their job.

"first of all, i don't care. Secondly I haven't seeing that theirs no breaks from work in heaven. And I thought you remembered what a ship was, you were the one who made them to carry diseasea ."

"No no no, I'm pretty sure that's not what it means" God puzzled shoving the computer in Carlson's face. On the screen there was some type of sharing site. Some place where one can share content and ideas seeing at the top of the screen there was a user name and icon. The icon was of some green figure with a blob on top of it, oh wait that's Shrek with Danny Davito throwing in back on him.

"how did you get a computer?"

"I'm God"

Oh right

He looked at the computer again. There user seemed to of posted some ligature. It seemed like it was meant for simple intellect. At the end of the post there was art of two humans holding hands while looking into the sun.

The post didn't make much sense. At the top it read "I made some art of InkTober!!?!?? Uwu. I tried very hard :))) today's prompt was favorite ship and hand holding! So i did insufferable husband's! owo" Then there was the fan art of what was the "insufferable husband's". The name sounded like a comedy special on free form from some single women about her cats. Under the text its self was the art.

Carlson could now see why it was confusing. What's this site? What's InkTober? Is it a knew cult? Who are these insufferable husband's? Who wed them? What was a ship? Why was it called that? why do humans hold hands? whats an Uwu, actually its probably something cursed”

"any ways this human was talking about a ship, but not the disease kind. Just look at it"

"I have since you shoved it in my fac-"

"Okay Jesus I get it". And on que "yes Father?". "Can't you see were doing something here? why do you always have to come when somethings important". You would think after God saying Jesus so many times he would learn not to say it since it summoned "the biggest disappointment ever".God could do many things, but having parenting skills was not one. Poor Jesus. Carlson probably taught and supported him more then God did in the short time he knew him.

"Wait he might know something. Jesus do you know what this is?" Carlson gestured to the computer.

"the people? No I do not know them. Are you doing the thing again we're you make everyone I know try and murder me.

"No you fool I mean what a ship is. Like in this context." God became more agitated by the second

"oh I don't know how to read you disabled me from reading because you didn't want me to interact with people so i would become an outcast to society"

"ughhh you're so annoying" with a snap of Gods fingers Jesus could read again.

After scanning the post for a minute Jesus figured out the jigsaw puzzle. "I believe they mean ship as in relationship, and the husbands are the ship."

"and InkTober?" Carlson was amazed how he didn't realize that sooner, but ashamed of him self for being on the same brain cell as God.

"Oh it seems like a type of festive tradition"

"Carlson write that down, I want a holiday after me were people just draw me"

"its not like people do that already, by the way thanks Jesus" Carlson was probably the only one who dare thank Jesus in Gods presents.

"okay now scram, you're upsetting my vibe by just being here". Just like that, Jesus was gone.

"oh so god why were you looking that up?"

"oh well because apparently someone shipped us"

"wait what-". Then it happened. God pressed the back button to show smutty smutty fanart of Carlson and God on the same cursed sight. How and why where running through Carlson's head. Why him? Why can't the world spare him. He knew he needed to put his eyes in bleach ASAP.

Carlson tried to move his head in an attempt to not take in anything else, but it was to late. His brain already memorized everything in exact detail to haunt him for life. The art itself was him, Carlson was sinning in sin with sin. sin with more sin under sin. AND THEIR WAS GOD SINNING. 

Carlson was actually going to throw up.

“HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, JESUS”

 On que “You needed me Carlson-”

“LOOK AWAY BEFORE ITS TO LATE”

Hope you enjoyed, dont forget to subscribe to Gods Mad Lab of TIkToK

(also i believe this is the community's first fanfic as of may 21 2020)

[golden-buddle]

It Has Come To This.

I have joined the official GML Discord Server due to a error that no one else seems to have.

[no26gainbridgehonda]

.... it is seriously taking all of my self control not to skip everything for the next three days and brainstorm and write a GML fanfic-

Gods mad lab is such fandom material please someone help me

[gods-mad-lab-shitposts]

What was said: "Be Gay, Do Crimes"

What they heard:

Terrance: "Your gay, Do Crimes"

Anti: "Your existence is a Crime"

God: "Not being gay is a Crime"

Jesus: "Help the gays do Crimes"

President: "Your gay husband does Crimes"

Carlson: “god is going to start some shit again”

[metaphoricallystraight]

Welcome to my God's Mad Lab Fan Blog!

[pocket-lizart]

Oh Boy, it's Father's Day. Time to try earning the non-existing appreciation from your father.

[katesattic]

This dude is the only reason I use TikTok. Now he’s put his God series on YouTube.

[guiltywisdom]

Some things about translation of a very famous Bible quote

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” (Mark 10:25)

ENGLISH  Camel → Rope

ARAMAIC gml → gml

GREEK     kamilon → kamiilon

Jesus probably spoke Aramaic in everyday life while the New Testament was written in Koine Greek. The word for rope is the same word for camel in Aramaic and the words for rope and camel are very similar in Koine Greek. 

“It is easier for a rope to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” (Mark 10:25)

Ultimately this change doesn’t really alter the meaning said but it’s interesting nonetheless!

[beingrobingivesmemagic]

May I introduce you to God's Mad Lab?

Ok Bible headcanon that adam and eve weren't kicked out of the garden for eating an apple, it was more of a "baby birds gotta leave the nest" thing

God's basically that parent with a fully grown kid who's like sweet child you have to get a job and move out i need my space

[writtenwhalien]

So I’ve added all the requests to my masterlist “upcoming works” section. Unfortunately they will take me a while because I’m not writing any of them as drabbles so they need more time and also I’m more busy these days so it’s just difficult for me.

But I’m prioritising the requests before the new PJM mafia series, so I have delayed the posting date of that. God knows when I’ll get to write my fantasy/royalty AU but I’m so excited for that too 🥺

Also, the anon who requested the umbrella drabble, I combined your request with the idea I have for a bodyguard AU, so I hope you like it lol.

I am still writing the GML epilogue, I’m 12k words in and there’s more to write. I have no idea how long it’ll be though.

Anyway, I hope you’re all safe and having a good week! ❤️

[marion-the-storyteller]

Watch "God discovers dating | GML 179" on YouTube

I'm just gonna say nothing

[lifblogs]

It is an absolute fucking crime that there isn’t a God’s Mad Lab fandom.

God’s a pretentious asshole who doesn’t get morals because HE IS GOD, he is EVERYTHING

His ex-boyfriend is Adam (who’s allergic to apples)

Gabriel used to work for God, but he wanted to do soul-searching or something, so he hired a human intern

Human intern is named Loki, but because his father’s name is Carl, God calls him Carlson, and Carlson does not try to correct him

(It has been hinted at that Carlson is a Norse demi-god)

Carlson willingly let himself die while physically in Heaven so he could have angelic powers and forget his human life

Jesus is the son of an abusive father (aka, the guy with a capital G who wants to be called daddy at times) who regularly sends him down to Earth in order to make him go away, and usually a lot of shit happens, like death, and screaming

Jesus has no idea what sex is, and his version of Netflix n’ Chill is sitting on the couch with a refridgerator, but he had a massive three-nippled, four-armed angelic/demonic partner anyway

Jesus is dating the Anti-Christ (I watched 121 episodes, so at this point I can’t even remember if they’re just friends, but Jesus is the only one that can communicate with him)

God kept the Anti-Christ in a basement

When God isn’t insulting Carlson he regularly hits on him and tries to seduce him... despite not having genitalia (he just steals Carlson’s)

Carlson is regularly called weird things like “slut,” and “butterflakes”

Carlson is losing his mind and feels empty inside and doesn’t know what’s happening anymore or what existence truly is, but he gives great advice

Lucifer’s in permanent timeout in The Pit, and God just lied that he doesn’t know how to get him out

God thinks Lucifer’s new name is “Santa”

God wants to get with Mother Nature

Mother Nature wants to get with Lucifer

Lucifer wants to get with Mother Nature

Sometimes God wants to do an Apocalypse team-up type situation with Lucifer

God regularly drinks blood and feasts on hearts, so to answer an interviewer, no, he is not vegan

God is going to war against Hell over a cake

[garp20-evie]

Disney’s Hercules vs Greek Mythology

In 1997 Disney released Hercules, a child friendly adaptation telling the popular story of the Greek mythological God. When comparing the film to the mythology there are many similarities and differences to note, especially as the story of Hercules had to be adapted in order for it to be child friendly (Portsche, 2018).

In the Disney movie, Hercules’s parents are Zeus and Hera, this is only partially correct- In Greek mythology, Zeus is presented as being a womaniser and is known for countlessly cheating on his wife, Hera, often resulting in demigod children. Hercules is the son of Zeus and a mortal woman, as the Gods were known for travelling down from Mount Olympus to the human world, often resulting in the creation of demigods (Barton-Steel, 2018). Throughout Greek mythology, Zeus is always presented as a loving and doting father to Hercules, but Hera had become the nasty step-mother, who having lived through watching her husband have countless affairs vowed to make Hercule’s life a living hell before he was even born (Angus, 2017).

In both Greek mythology and the Disney movie, Hercules must complete difficult tasks in order to become a God. In the Greek mythological story, there are twelve tasks that Hercules must complete in order to become a God and be reunited with his father, Zeus. Whereas in the film, they only show some of Hercules’s tasks, such as killing the Hydra. But, it is in risking his life to save his love interest, Meg, that finally turns him into a God- and even then he wishes to stay mortal to be with Meg (Portsche, 2018).

Meg has a huge role in the Disney movie, unlike the Greek mythological tale, in which Meg, also known and Megara, is Hercules’s first wife which he later kills by Hera’s orders (Portsche, 2018). Meg is a mortal woman, and she dies in both movie and mythology, with the only difference being that in the Disney movie, Hercules saves her life (Portsche, 2018).

In the opening of Disney’s Hercules, the audience is introduced to the Muses- five Goddesses who lead you through the film through song and narrative. In Greek mythology, there are nine Muses and they are all the daughters of Zeus.

Sources:

Portsche, M., 2018. Hercules: Mythology Vs Disney. [online] Medium. Available at: <https://medium.com/all-things-disney/hercules-mythology-vs-disney-cd4e73ea22b2> [Accessed 1 September 2020]. 

Fanpop, Inc. “Walt Disney-Figuren Photo: Walt Disney Screencaps — Hercules & Pegasus.” Fanpop, de.fanpop.com/clubs/walt-disney-characters/images/36420496/title/walt-disney-screencaps-hercules-pegasus-photo.

Parada, Carlos. “The Original Hercules and Disney’s.” Hecate — Greek Mythology Link, www.maicar.com/GML/DisneyHercules.html.

Angus, H., 2017. Disney’S 1997 Hercules: Movie Vs Mythology. [online] Medium. Available at: <https://medium.com/@nerdypoc/disneys-1997-hercules-movie-vs-mythology-cdc96fb3c51f> [Accessed 1 September 2020]. 

[gods-mad-lab-shitposts]

God, on the phone: hey can I borrow 4000 dollars?

Carlson: why would you need 4000 dollars?

God: for an escape room....

Carlson: what type of escape room cost 4000 dollars?

God:.....

Carlson:.....

God:.....

Carlson:.....

God:.....

Carlson:.....

God:......Jail

[sheerio-or-sheeranator]

Unforgettable experience @ Ed’s concert Singapapore 26th April 2019

So I woke up at 5.30am and reached the national stadium at 7.30am. Thank god there wasn’t much people cus’ it was a weekday and there’s still school and work for many people! I was the first few to reach at the gate thank goodness and when I was there, i met @sheeriouslysheerio . IT WAS SUCH A COINCIDENCE!! And it was freaking awesome to meet her, we were fangirling so much about meeting ed and seeing him later.

When the doors open everybody ran in and I managed to get to the barricade. It was really a dream come true. It feels super surreal, I was in tearing up abit 😭.

When Ed came out , I DIED SO MUCH INSIDE. HIS SMILE KILLED IT. I WAS PANICKING SO DAMN MUCH cus he was so near me. I was looking at him like oh god how can he be so perfect.. His orange hair, his tattoos were super HD.

Throughout the concert I saw Kevin and also Zak!! I didn’t manage to say hi tho cus they kinda walk by abit too fast and I didn’t know how to call them😭😭😭.

AND OH YA ABOUT MY SIGNBOARD ZAK SAW MY SIGN BOARD AND HE TOOK A PIC OF ME WITH IT!! He was walking past me and he stopped by, and took a pic of me with it. He signaled to me that he’s gonna take a pic and he took it. I melted so much 😭😭😭😭.

Ed sang GML, One, love yourself, Lego house, kiss me, tenerife sea. IT KILLED ME EVEN MORE . I finally got to hear GML live omg. Really a dream come true and a bucket list. The sad thing is he didn’t sing happier, but on a side note he sang many PLUS album songs !!

During YNMWIDNY he leaned foward to lip read all of us omg I RAPPED ALONG SOME OF THE LINES WITH IT, and we eyed contact as well I LITERALLY DIED INSIDE. 😭😭😭. The friends I made there were pointing my signboard when he came foward to Ed so he could see it, I was shaking so much, literally shaking.

After the concert everything feels so surreal. I’ve been waking up and feeling super upset and happy at the same time cus I was soooooo closed up to Ed and now i’m not😭. I seriously don’t know how am I going to recover from this, and I don’t think I would ever recover from this, it’s way tooooo much for me to handle, I literally died.

The people at the concert was pretty nice too, it’s really awesome to see so many sheerios over the world, like Taiwan, Italy, Malaysia, Hong Kong. It was amazing.

To be honest when the concert begin, I was expecting people to be pushing, but thank god there isn’t any!! Standing at the barricade have pros and cons. The pros are you can literally see SUPER DUPER HD ED SHEERAN and also they provide water when you’re infront. While the cons is that the sound quality is actually better if you stand further away from the stage. But overall it’s still awesome.

Waking up at 5.30am was really worth it. I seriously wanna thank Ed and his crew for coming back to Singapore. It’s really an unforgettable experience. I honestly don’t know how on earth do I love this ginger so much. How on earth can he be so perfectly perfect. He’s seriously the love of my life.

And also if you’re reading this till here, thank you so much for reading all these hehe, i’m so happy I could share these experience with you guys ✨

And now, it’s back to studying hard😭.

If you guys save any of the pic, pls do like or reblog it! Thank you so much! <3